The Fourth Gathers: Scene 1

THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 1: IMPERIAL ATTACK:

	"Long time ago in the faraway galaxy..."

	"STAR WAR"

	"The Fourth Gathers: The Novelty Desire"

	"This is civilization having period the war.
	Treachery spacecraft from the secretive house,
	hit the first fight against the Milky Way emperor evil."

	"Rebel army spy management during the war.
	Steal the empire death star final the weapon,
	is the clothing station wagon sufficient to eat all star."

	"Princess Leah is the black imperial agent fuck.
	Pursue the ship the janitor of the robbery design.
	Kill her people the Milky Way recovery is the."

(Well, that explains everything.)

Two ships are having a firefight. Princess Leah is trying to escape from the robbery-designed janitor.

Her vessel is hit by enemy fire. Two robots aboard - Blow The Skin and R2 - react to the damage.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Did you hear it?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "They shut down the main reactor. Of course we will destroy. this is crazy."

Troopsesses rush to face the oncoming enemy.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We fuck be die."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Bong day will not escape."

Clanking sounds are heard.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "what is that?"

Bong Day's pursuers forcibly dock with her ship. ST ER ORMTROOPs rush in and shoot up the troopsesses, forcing the survivors to retreat. Once the hall is clear, their leader - Lord Bader - enters the ship.

Meanwhile, Leah puts some kind of disc into R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "R2-D2, Gaza?"

Blow The Skin spots R2. Princess Leah sneaks away.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "At last! where do you is go?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "What we have done? We were sent to the spicy mines ... kesel. I hit who knows what sort of person!"

R2 ignores Blow The Skin and leaves.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Wait. Where are you going?"

Meanwhile, the rebel troopsesses have lost the battle. Lord Bader interrogates This With In, the captain of the ship, when a ST ER ORMTROOP interrupts him.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Death Star plans are in the main computer."

Lord Bader turns back towards This With In.

	LORD BADER: "Where a transfer is blocked? Can you change your plans?"

	THIS WITH IN: "We do not spread disease. This is a consular ship. Our diplomatic missions."

	LORD BADER: "If the projector boat ... Where are you, Ambassador?"

Lord Bader throws This With In at a wall, killing him, before turning towards his ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	LORD BADER: "Commander, until you find a plan that will tear the boat ... Passengers with me! I hope they are still alive!"

A group of ST ER ORMTROOPs find Princess Leah.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "A. Setting the stern."

Leah shoots one of the ST ER ORMTROOPS dead, before being hit by a stun ray herself.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "She'll be fine. the Lord held us captive."

Meanwhile, Blow The Skin and R2 have found the first aid airships.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Hey! You will not be allowed to exist. It limits. You will be disabled."

R2 beeps before managing to enter the airship.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Do you call your opponent a philosopher, I ... Greece you are overweight Earth! I was right in front of you."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "A secret mission? What is your plan? what are you saying? I did not get in there."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs discover and start shooting at Blow The Skin, who reluctantly enters the airship.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I'll be sorry."

The first aid airship blasts off towards the planet below, but is spotted by two fist choice officers onboard Lord Bader's ship.

	FIRST CHOICE OFFICER 1: "Another go."

	FIRST CHOICE OFFICER 2: "Hold your fire. Some do not have life. It must have short-circuited."

In the first aid airship, Blow The Skin and R2 watch other ships dissapear into the distance.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "That's funny. Damage is not a bad show here."

(According to IMDB, there are many movies and shows called "Damage." I haven't seen a fraction of them, so I wouldn't know if Blow The Skin is right or not.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Are you sure you want this thing safe?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Fives."

Meanwhile, Princess Leah is brought to Lord Bader by a group of ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Reach the west. You can only do so much. Imperial Senate will not sit still. When they heard that you did attacked a ambassador ..."

	LORD BADER: "Your Highness, do not act such shocked. You do not have any charity this time. Columns were sent to spy ship yi resistance. I know what will happen, your plan."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "I do not think you know what you're talking. I am the Imperial Senate ... diplomatic mission.

	LORD BADER: "You are the body part of the rebel. Traitor! Take her!"

The ST ER ORMTROOPs take Leah away. Commander Jir, a first choice officer, tries to talk some sense into Lord Bader.

	COMMANDER JIR: "He held her at risk. Once you have these words ... It can sympathy for the Senate in the rebellion."

	LORD BADER: "I supported her espionage. Now she is mine only to find their secret base link."

	COMMANDER JIR: "Before that, she will not tell you nothing, she will be die."

	LORD BADER: "He left me. Distress sends the signal ...... All aboard were killed after the time to tell the Senate."

Their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of another officer. (I'm not sure what his real name is, so let's just call him Mark, like in the Tommy Wiseau fandubs.)

	COMMANDER MARK: "Lord Vader, battle stations plan ... I can not take this ship ... Transmission is indispensable. Ford Escape in battle was canceled ... But life has not boarded."

	LORD BADER: "She must have plan to in the escape pod. Searching ... send separation, you can see for commander. We will not work this time."

	COMMANDER MARK: "Ok."

END OF SCENE 1.