karkat/dave bloaty rough buttsex

molly: i wanna fap but im not horny
molly: make me horny
molly: stat
azureangelic: human fruit punch is troll aphrosidiac
azureangelic: karkat and dave go to a party and karkat drinks a shitload of spiked fruit punch and drags dave out behind the crowd and starts ruthlessly fucking him on the hood of a car
azureangelic: and dave is just pounding karkat's nook and every time he comes down karkat belches rudely and dave has to keep kissing him and muffling the burps with his face because otherwise people are going to hear it
molly: hfngfnfgngfghnhgfngh
azureangelic: and at the party most of the people near the edge of the crowd can hear the creaking and sloshing and blorping noises and they're all like wtf is that but they're too busy macking on their girl/boyfriends to go check
molly: oh my god omg omg hfng
azureangelic: eventually dave is about to climax and some jock comes up to them and stares at them and hes about to yell something
azureangelic: and dave just turns to look at him
azureangelic: face beet red
azureangelic: slowly reaches up and lowers his shades
azureangelic: and just GLARES at him with his rightous blazing red eyes
azureangelic: and the jock pisses himself and squeaks and very quietly goes back to partying
molly: let me bang my lover in peace
azureangelic: as soon as he's gone karkat grabs dave's collar and his claws are digging into his skin and he just wrenches him back down and basically forces his tongue into daves mouth in some failed semblance of romance
azureangelic: and dave's stoic facade is slowly crumbling between the fact that he knows more people are going to see him
azureangelic: and karkat is just this limitless raging inferno of lust
azureangelic: and he just belched in his mouth a little why does he even have a boner anymore
molly: oh my god omg ogmfg jsut ekep going im ghetting off on this so hard
azureangelic: dave just snaps
azureangelic: ok you know what fuck it just fuck it karkat youre fucking getting it now
azureangelic: breaks off the kiss, grabs karkat by the belly, swings him around
azureangelic: plants him facedown on the hood of the shitty car
azureangelic: rips his pants off
azureangelic: just fucking plows him
azureangelic: and karkat yells something that would have sounded suspiciously like HOLY FUCK YES except he's belching and moaning and glublulbling simultaniously
azureangelic: and his gut is pushed against the cold metal of the car and dave is pressing all his weight down on him and he didnt even bother bringing lube and karkat is just basking in the sheer raw ferocity of the sex
azureangelic: and a few college-age girls are off to the side staring at him in shock
azureangelic: dave can feel their stares on the back of his head but he just doesnt give a fuck about the embarassment anymore
azureangelic: and to karkat all he can feel and hear is dave's grunts and the slapping of his belly on the metal and the sloshing and gurgling of his tummyache and the obnoxiously loud bass of the party music and his own burping and gasping and wheezing and the red-hot blaze in his ass and the staring and the lights and colors and strobes and sirens as the cops inevitably show up to make the drunk teens running the party quiet the fuck down and it just merges into this searing energy that courses throughout his body and he just
azureangelic: drops
azureangelic: and the next thing he knows he's in dave's apartment on the couch and his stomach is churning and his ass feels like it's on fire and he can hear dave running a shower
azureangelic: and he just sits there silently still trying to piece together what the fuck happened
azureangelic: eventually he decides he's too goddamn sore to move so he resigns to sleeping on dave's couch for the night
azureangelic: and does his best to ignore dave when he tosses a fuzzy pink blanket over him and gives him a goodnight kiss because fuckbuddies or not they're still going to be assholes to each other