Gametips

inb4 6-6

Hey buddies its your dude denko here with another heckin game

Actually the seeds for children are predetermined but you can try to manipulate RNG with a frame perfect nut and lock a high IV child

ALL THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF BITTEN WASN'T APPEARING OFFLINE

One day I'll find that cutie that is willing to fucking murder me

"Obama? What are you doing here..?" Mack questions as he holds the girl closer.

the important thing is that you made a negative comment! congrats!

you are all my wife

for tenth year in a row EASTERMAN has broken in and laid eggs cant believe i have to clean up this mess again

i just googled "does committing suicide with a toaster void the warranty" and am not seeing a definitive answer

fuck you pin bitch stop pinnign my shit

If you knew your Edgar lore and weren't just a shitty Edgar secondary you'd know that Edgar worked in a pub

holy fuck we are pirates lol

"Alright girls, instead of tryouts, first I need to ask you who here is a homosexual?"

execute him in the name of free market capitalism

Guys, please don't spam. My daughter made a macaroni dinosaur in school and it passes its days pasted to my laptop screen. When too many messages show up it starts turning into a nacho cheese torpedo. God bless, thanks for understanding.

It's interesting in the same way an ISIS hostage video is interesting

Jesus Christ I don't know what I was expecting but it sure as fuck wasn't dtroit literally ejaculating blood stained error messages

Dude, I've seen so many burning crack houses

I can't even remember the last time I didn't want to die.

"what up its ya boi ana mack" I say in front of the camera as my arms begin to lose their shape and become long strands of cooked spaghetti. I proceede to spend the next 15 minutes of footage slapping my newfound spaghetti arms against life sized blow up dolls while making ninja noises.

It's like yeah you're doing good now all you have to do is not fuck the the dog and then you come back 20 minutes later to find them balls deep inside the dog and it's like what was the one thing we asked you to not do.

There were entire philosophical treatises on this kind of fucked up shit

someone needs to die for this

let's start by taking hotpocket consumed data and how it correlates to wins and losses