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AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.,

Nate- how are those chicken strips? F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!,

Road work ahead? Uh yea.. I sure hope it does.,

Happy Crimus.... It's crismun... Merry crisis.. Merry Chrysler.,

...Hi Welcome to Chili's.,

HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?.. THAT'S MY OPINIONNN!!!..,

Hi my name's Trey.. I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard.. I got shoe game...,

It's a avocadooo...thanks,

Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.,

"Hey Tara you want some?" "This b*%th empty. YEET!",

Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha-- Free-- Freeshavaca-do.,

Mothertrucker.. dude.. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.,

I wanna be a cowboy baby... I wanna be a cowboy baby.,

How'd you get these bumps? ya got eggzma? I got what? You got eggzma?,

WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE? ..THEY are my crocs!,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN! I can't sweem.,

Dad look it's the good kush... This is the dollar store- how good can it be?,

CHRIS! Is that a weed??? ..No this is a crayon- I'm calling the police! *puts 911 into microwave* 911 what's your emergency?,

*Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* ADAM!,

Oh hi- thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge.,

*girl blows vape* ...WoW,

*running* ...Daddy? Do I look like-?,

*Pours water onto girl's face* Hello?,

...And they were roommates... Mah God they were roommates!,

YOU BETTER STOP!!,

Look at all those chickens!,

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE...IT'S A BA NA NA NA NEXT TO A BA NA NA NA!!!,

*British accent* I can't believe you've done this...,

SQUIDWARD!! *dab*,

"hi!" "...okay",

look! It's frickin bats... I love Halloween,

MISS KEISHA???,

Oh my god.. I love Chipotle! Chipotle is my life!,

"this kids is on crack right now..." *repeatedly gets hit in the head with a basketball* "YAAAAA!! YAAAA!!!!",

Everybody sittin here... saying they don't want Ebola.. and I'm like a bowl of what? SOUP?!,

"That's a very cute baby." "Thanks she's named after her grandma" "Aw what's her name?" "....grandma",

From the Manatee County fair..Linda Carson..ABC 7. And would you not eat my pants? AHHHHHH!

A potato flew around my rooooom before you caaaame *fan intensifies* AHHHHHH,

Uhhhh... I never went to oovoo Javer,

Who am I? "let's go to the beach beach" ....Ninky Minjaj,

You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a BURNT chicken nugget..I still love myself,

It is Wednesday my dudes.... AHHHHHHHHHHH,

Coooountry booooy.. I loooove yooou *sticks tongue out* ahhhhrrrrgh,

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to T-t-t-t-t-t-TARGEEEEEET *air horns*,

*holding flowers* Babe.. Happy 1 year" "....I'm 27",

*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*.... RUN,

I wanna church girl that go to church and REEEAD HER BIBLEEEE,

Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients. Like 0 grams of transfat... and 0MG Cholesterol,