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  1. 09:31:34 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: BIG GUN!
  2. 09:31:39 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Excuse me.
  3. 09:31:56 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Can I borrow your gun so I can shove it into my friends arm?
  4. 09:31:57 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Maybe hes reading a good part.
  5. 09:32:05 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Hrm.
  6. 09:32:07 Kathrissa pokes you. Hey!
  7. 09:32:18 You raise your eyebrow inquisitively at Kathrissa.
  8. 09:32:26 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Can I have your gun?
  9. 09:32:54 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord keeps his brow raised and glances down at the vulpera as well. "...Why..?"
  10. 09:33:13 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: So I can shove it into my friends arm and make him look -way- cooler.
  11. 09:33:29 Keex-WyrmrestAccord nod nod nod
  12. 09:34:12 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord clears his throat and shakes his head. "'Fraid I can't let ya do that, least wit' -my- gun."
  13. 09:34:24 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: What if I said please?
  14. 09:34:48 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Or, I could make you some tea for the gun?
  15. 09:34:49 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: Then ya'd be polite, but the answer'd still be 'no'.
  16. 09:35:07 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: ...Pretty please?
  17. 09:35:08 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord slowly shakes his head back and forth.
  18. 09:35:21 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: ...Pretty please with a cherry on top?
  19. 09:36:04 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord is 100% resistent to charm. He shakes his head some more, still slow. "...No. What about a knife, instead?"
  20. 09:36:12 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: NO!
  21. 09:36:15 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: WE NEED A GUN!
  22. 09:36:24 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: ...What if I gave you a finger for the gun?
  23. 09:36:27 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Or elf ears?
  24. 09:36:32 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Or... another body part?
  25. 09:36:46 Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord Sighs and leans while reading old gilnean new's pappers
  26. 09:37:24 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord wiggles his own marred ears. "Got elf ears. I'll take six whole vulpera though, in exchange."
  27. 09:37:38 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Hm...
  28. 09:37:50 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Keex, would you be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?
  29. 09:38:17 You stare blankly at Keex.
  30. 09:38:43 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: I guess he'll get back to us.
  31. 09:38:51 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: That's still five short.
  32. 09:39:04 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Okay... what about -one- human torso?
  33. 09:39:06 Ghhory taps his foot as he waits for Kathrissa.
  34. 09:39:17 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: I've got a couple of those already.
  35. 09:39:17 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: I'm working on it, Spikey.
  36. 09:39:20 [Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord]: I rather nae have a gun as a arm agian.
  37. 09:39:20 You raise your eyebrow inquisitively at Ghhory.
  38. 09:39:29 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Shhh.... we're helping.
  39. 09:39:34 You snicker at Kathrissa.
  40. 09:39:37 Ghhory looks at you with crossed eyes.
  41. 09:39:40 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Okay.... night elf... leg?
  42. 09:39:49 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: You're gonna look so cool.
  43. 09:39:52 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord smacks his own leg. "Got two a' those."
  44. 09:40:02 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: NO! Full night elf!
  45. 09:40:04 Ghhory stares Keex down.
  46. 09:40:12 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Like "Elune be praised!" Stuff.
  47. 09:40:29 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord nods. "Got two a' those back at home." Ha, yokes.
  48. 09:40:35 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: I'm talking just came out of the oven that was Teldrassil.
  49. 09:40:59 Ghhory lets out a long, drawn-out sigh.
  50. 09:41:27 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord nods yet again. "I know what ya mean, and I got some a' those."
  51. 09:41:32 Kathrissa sighs at you.
  52. 09:41:43 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Okay, okay... not night elf... but -blood elf-?
  53. 09:41:46 Kathrissa raises her eyebrow inquisitively at you.
  54. 09:41:57 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord is clearly just being difficult at this point. "Got some a' those too. I ain't got six whole vulpera."
  55. 09:42:12 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Six whole live Vulpera?
  56. 09:42:12 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: What do you even need six whole vulpera for?!
  57. 09:42:17 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Or dead?
  58. 09:42:17 You nod at Keex.
  59. 09:42:30 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: Livin', and ain't none of ya business.
  60. 09:42:35 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: You can get those easy in Vol'Dun with promise of adventure
  61. 09:42:36 Keex cackles maniacally at you.
  62. 09:42:37 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord has -no- plan.
  63. 09:42:53 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Bullshit! I'm not just going to give you my hard earned vulpera for a gun without a good reason!
  64. 09:42:58 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: THat's a crap deal!
  65. 09:43:16 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Highway robbery!
  66. 09:43:21 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: And I ain't gonna give ya the gun I made wit' my own sweat and blood fa' any less'n six whole live vulpera.
  67. 09:43:27 You shrug at Kathrissa. Who knows?
  68. 09:43:29 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: An impass.
  69. 09:43:33 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Hrm.
  70. 09:43:47 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: You're never going to get rid of the bloody thing if you're not willing to compromise.
  71. 09:43:48 [Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord]: Kathy how about we nae bother this troll aye ?
  72. 09:43:58 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Shh... It's okay.
  73. 09:44:01 [Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord]: Hell i can just rip a livin' arm off.
  74. 09:44:05 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: It's business.
  75. 09:44:05 Ghhory stares Kathrissa down.
  76. 09:44:08 Kathrissa nods at Ghhory.
  77. 09:44:16 Ghhory glares angrily at Kathrissa.
  78. 09:44:20 Kathrissa smiles at Ghhory.
  79. 09:44:25 [Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord]: Ugh...
  80. 09:44:25 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord snickers to himself and folds his arms over his chest, just standing there.
  81. 09:44:30 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: She sells tea. She knows how to make a sale.
  82. 09:44:40 [Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord]: Aye aye...
  83. 09:44:42 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Anyway, two gnomes heads and a box of my finest tea?
  84. 09:45:05 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: I wouldn't take that fa' a smaller gun.
  85. 09:45:25 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Pah! Gnomes are great for wigs! You could make your money back!
  86. 09:46:09 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: Gnomes 're great fa' cookin' and that's about it. Even then they ain't that great. Ya tryin' ta jip me.
  87. 09:46:36 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Fine, fine... Two gnome heads, two -dwarf- heads and a box of tea.
  88. 09:46:39 Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord Takes out cigarette from his pocket and places it on his lips, grabbing lighter and starts puffing
  89. 09:47:06 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord shakes his head. "Two dwarf heads, a box of tea, and six live vulpera."
  90. 09:47:19 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Now you're just spitting in my face.
  91. 09:47:24 You nod at Kathrissa.
  92. 09:47:30 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: No deal!
  93. 09:47:32 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: I really like my gun.
  94. 09:47:37 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Hm...
  95. 09:47:46 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Skullface, we need a game plan.
  96. 09:47:48 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Thank you for valuing us higher than gnomes.
  97. 09:47:56 You stare blankly at Keex.
  98. 09:48:01 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: Yer a vulpera?
  99. 09:48:02 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Lets rob someone
  100. 09:48:08 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Yes
  101. 09:48:10 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: ...Rob him?
  102. 09:48:11 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: But mostly KEex
  103. 09:48:11 You shrug at Keex. Who knows?
  104. 09:48:13 Kathrissa points at you.
  105. 09:48:22 You stare Kathrissa down.
  106. 09:48:36 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: I don't know hes the type of guy to colelct 6 live Vulpera.
  107. 09:48:43 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Do you think we could take him?
  108. 09:48:49 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Definitely.
  109. 09:48:55 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: I'm amazing.
  110. 09:49:09 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Well I agree and I will follow your lead.
  111. 09:49:17 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Hey!
  112. 09:49:19 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Okay, this is a robbery now.
  113. 09:49:25 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: Is it now?
  114. 09:49:26 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Gimme the gun or your toast!
  115. 09:49:34 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: We're not messing around!
  116. 09:49:39 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Yeah!
  117. 09:49:40 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: I have fire and a knife!
  118. 09:49:43 Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord removes a piece of bread from his bag and hands it over.
  119. 09:49:50 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: OoOoo.
  120. 09:49:53 Ghhory covers his face with his palm.
  121. 09:49:55 Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord takes the bread.
  122. 09:49:56 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Thats right.
  123. 09:50:18 [Ikranjin-WyrmrestAccord]: It's not quite toast but...
  124. 09:50:30 [Ghhory-WyrmrestAccord]: By the lig- death... This is the worst thin' i've seen while bin' dead...
  125. 09:50:31 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Thanks for your business.
  126. 09:50:33 Kathrissa nods.
  127. 09:50:42 You nod at Kathrissa.
  128. 09:50:46 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: That totally worked.
  129. 09:50:52 [Kathrissa-WyrmrestAccord]: Well, we didn't get the gun but we got something way better.
  130. 09:51:01 [Keex-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh I forgot about the gun.
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