Godfried is a member of the League of Scientific Skeptics.

"Well then I'll just have to ask Godfried for help."

"Ah-ha! But you forget. Godfried is a member of the League of Scientific Skeptics. You'll never convince him to take your predicament seriously."

"Godfried is also the only one in the county (Heck, maybe even the entire state of Kansas) I know that understands both types of Relativity."

"I need to get me and my crew off this planet and I need a pilot!"

"WELL THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD YOUR CREW TRAINED IN NAVIGATION!"