1. Freedom to do what I want

 2. Ability to be spontaneous

 3. Travelling freely without burdens

 4. The constant noise

 5. The constant mess

 6. Needing to clean up after them and answer for their mishaps

 7. Ability to sleep as much as I need

 8. Ability to take naps whenever I need

 9. No dependency on caffeine. Unless that's what I want. Not a necessity

 10. No need to interact with other, often insufferable, parents

 11. No diaper budget

 12. No charges for kindergarten, school, further education

 13. No need to buy toys, clothes, all the other things you need to constantly replace and waste

 14. No need to (force) feed the kid

 15. No need to calm the kid when they're misbehaving in public

 16. Spending my free time doing things I love

 17. Spending my free time doing nothing at all, in piece and quiet

 18. Spending quality time with my SO

 19. Having sex in privacy, without needing to hide or worry about anything

 20. Going out more frequently, because I can afford it

 21. Buying nice things for myself (or for my SO)

 22. Hanging out with friends frequently

 23. Listening to music on speakers. My music, not kids' music.

 24. Being able to be my own person, without compromising.

 25. Knowing that I have full control of my body and nothing will destroy it from the inside

 26. The ugliness of pregnancy

 27. The horror of giving birth

 28. The numerous tears, rips and deformities that happen to you through the whole process of pregnancy and childbirth

 29. Needing to deal with all sorts of human body fluids and shit on a daily basis

 30. Risk of needing to puke daily yourself for the first trimester

 31. Losing contact with your friends because you no longer have time for them or your interests no longer match

 32. Losing the deep connection with my SO because of frustration that arises from being parents and tiredness of it all

 33. Not needing to worry about little demons destroying things in the house

 34. Not needing to keep everything precious locked or hidden away

 35. Not stepping on legos

 36. No need to drive or buy a car if it's just you and your SO. Unless that's what you want.

 37. Not needing to explain every little thing to them when they start talking

 38. Not being worried about them growing up to be bad people, or even evil people, regardless of what you do

 39. No need to pay for/choose post-school activities

 40. No need to push around a stroller/carry the kid everywhere and burden yourself/others

 41. The safety and piece of mind of my cats

 42. No need to worry about discipline, life lessons, having "the talk"

 43. Not being insufferable to others because of the kid's actions, and not feeling guilt attached to it

 44. Not needing to bring the kid anywhere and everywhere I go, or shell out money for a babysitter

 45. No need for babysitters in general

 46. Not passing on my bad genetics

 47. Not passing on my mental illness

 48. Not having to watch my own kid suffer and deal with life and their own demons

 49. Being able to take all my meds, without having to take a 9 month break

 50. Being able to drink alcohol responsibly

 51. Not being tied down for 18+ years and responsible for another human being

 52. Even when you are no longer responsible, it's not really acceptable to cut them out even if you dislike them

 53. Often, parents have to financially support them for many years or even decades

 54. No need to take countless pictures of the kid

 55. No need to share those pictures, often with people who don't want to see it

 56. Being able to go to nice restaurants

 57. Being able to cook for yourself, without making extra portions or extra meals because your kid doesn't like it

 58. Being able not to cook if you don't feel like it

 59. Not needing to clean up after them all the time

 60. Ability to just chill

 61. No need to ever worry about my fertility (other than ensuring lack of it)

 62. No need to pay $10k+ for fertility procedures that involve a lot of pain, hormones and might fail

 63. No need to ever worry about going through the process of adoption

 64. I believe it is selfish to have kids, and most do it for selfish reasons

 65. The world is going to shit

 66. There may be a war within their lifetime, and if there isn't, there will be many natural calamities

 67. I won't need to deal with the pain of my child being bullied, denied, hurt or mistreated

 68. I will not need to buy extra tickets for anything; theater, planes, the bus, anything at all

 69. No need to fear having twins or triplets. Let's not kid ourselves, these cases are never planned

 70. Not relying on your children to take care of you when you're old (that might flake) and making your own plans of retirement

 71. I'm still able to hang out with nieces\nephews, friends' kids and so on....if I want. I can always walk away from it

 72. Being able to have a job that lets you travel the world

 73. Being able to start a new degree at the age of 30, because why not

 74. Furniture in the house staying clean and free of body fluids

 75. No need to pay extra rent for an extra bedroom

 76. We -do- have an extra bedroom. We can afford one. It's the gaming room. I prefer that to babies any day

 77. Ability to grow plants and not having them destroyed

 78. No need to plan everything weeks in advance, because you have not only your schedule to take care of, but also your child's

 79. No need to child-proof anything

 80. I can stay out until 4am if I want to. I don't have any obligations to return to

 81. I can go out and walk/hike where I want, when I want, for as long as I want

 82. No need to have several washing machines and constant drying laundry because you're only doing your own

 83. Being able to play adult games like cards against humanity, or watch adult movies or shows without being worried they will hear or feeling guilty

 84. Being able to pursue a scientific career, or any demanding career and challenge yourself

 85. Not having to risk my marriage because of the endless stress and responsibility of raising another human being

 86. Not having to live up to their expectations. Only my own

 87. Living my best life

 88. Looking and feeling my best, for myself and my SO

 89. Being able to be immersed in a story (film, book, game...) for hours without interruption

 90. No risk of post-partum depression or psychosis

 91. If I have a breakdown, I can take time to heal and rebuild myself

 92. Not directly contributing to the toll humans have on the planet by making more

 93. Being as irresponsible or responsible with my body as I want

 94. The ability to adopt more animals if I want to, because I have the space, quiet and funds

 95. I can actually volunteer (and I have in the past) because my free time is mine

 96. No risk of giving birth to a baby with a disability and watch them live through life with that extra difficulty

 97. If I lose my job, it is easier to find a new one just by saying I have no kids

 98. Being part of a community of like minded CF people, who seem much smarter and more reasonable than an average parent

 99. It's probably the lack of stress, ability to research and all the other good things I listed above

 100. I had the time to make this entire list, because I didn't have to run any baby errands 😎

That was very therapeutic, thanks for reading ✰