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May 31st, 2018
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  1. I know I know. Based on the title, you think I'm writing about a world where Monika ate everyone right now. Well the title isn't true, it's merely for attention, please bear with me.
  2. Sayori, Yuri, Monika, and Natsuki. Long ago, them four nations Dokis lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Monika attacked. Only the MC, master of all four Dokis can stop her. But when the world needed him most, he vanished nobody came.
  3. When this happened, all the Dokis realized the MC was gone, they suddenly found themselves in a state of despair. The one, lovable connection they had to reality was gone. With the sudden change in circumstances, they all agreed to have the game reset to right before the Literature Club's formation.
  4. Monika wanted to start a new club, as it would help out her college application. She could have become the leader of debate club, but the atmosphere was too polarizing with everyone's passion for politics. So, Monika decided to go visit her long-time friend Sayori to see if they could make a new club together.
  5. knocking sounds
  6. Nobody answers the door. Frustrated, Monika uses her coding abilities to teleport herself inside of Sayori's house. Inside, she looks around. Nobody is there. Next, she goes up the stairs and enters Sayori 's room, gently opening the door.
  7. "You picked the wrong house, fool!" yelled Sayori, jumping at the door and swinging her bat at Monika. Shocked by Sayori's sudden attack, Monika instinctively retaliates in self-defense by biting Sayori's swinging arm. Suddenly, blood is dripping from Sayori's arm. Sayori screams in agony. Contrastingly however, Monika isn't fearful at all. In fact, she feels...pleasured. Who knew blood tastes great mixed with Doki, a bundle of sunshine, cinnamon bun, rainclouds, cricket sounds, and python? Feeling the sharp increase of dopamine, Monika continues devouring the rest of Sayori as she screams in pain.
  8. munch munch
  9. chomp chomp
  10. "Sayori tastes so yummy!" thought Monika. Now, if Sayori tastes this great, what do the other Dokis taste like?
  11. Immediately after eating Sayori, Monika texts Natsuki to bring cupcakes the next morning in exchange for the latest copy of Parfait Girls while also texting Yuri to bring tea in exchange for a rare Chinese dagger. Both seemed happy about their respective offers and arrive the next day in the Literature Club room.
  12. In the literature club room, Natsuki and Yuri leave their cupcakes and tea on the front desk of the classroom. Look around, they wonder where Monika put the knives and manga.
  13. Then, Monika walks into the room, locking the door behind her.
  14. "Um, Monika? Why did you lock the door?" asks Natsuki.
  15. "A door being locked is a common way of foreshadowing something very intense is about to happen." says Yuri.
  16. "Indeed". replies Monika. "After all, something intense is about to happen.
  17. With that being said, Monika evolves into her true form: Mon-Ika, the squid goddess.
  18. "I think I have read enough manga to know where this is going." says Natsuki.
  19. "Um, Monika? What's going on?" asks Yuri.
  20. Quickly Mon-Ika wraps her tentacles around both Natsuki and Yuri and pulls them into her mouth as they scream in pain and fear.
  21. "FUCKING MONIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM" the two Dokis yell upon being eaten.
  22. munch munch chomp chomp
  23. knock knock
  24. Suddenly, Monika hears knocking on the door. She immediately swallow Natusuki and Yuri, returns into her normal form, and opens the door. To her surprise, MC is there. "Where are the others?" asks MC.
  25. "They're busy with stuff..."
  26. "Oh."
  27. "So, wanna do something fun?"
  28. "What do you mean by that?"
  29. "I think you know what I mean." replies Monika stroking the MC's face with her hand.
  30. The MC, with his dirty mind as a typical DDLC player, leans in and kisses Monika, who returns the favor while also hugging the MC. Then, after three seconds of kissing, Monika bites the MC's tongue. The MC, shocked, tries to pull his tongue out. However, Monika has squid-like teeth that prevents the tongue from escaping. Immediately, she cuts the tongue off from the rest of the body and swallows it. While also hugging the MC to prevent his escape, she proceeds to chomp on the MC's head, then his neck, and then the rest of his body within a matter of minutes.
  31. munch munch chomp chomp
  32. Now, truly, it is right to say that this story is one in which Monika eats everyone. After all, this technically isn't true because it's a fanfic I just made up. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
  33. THE END
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