party boat

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(dance music playing)

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(people cheering)

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(crowd chanting):
Party Boat! Party Boat!

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Man: Attention,
Lake Everett Seniors!

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Let's get wild! Let's get weird!
But let's not get pregnant!

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(cheering)

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(crowd chanting):
Party Boat! Party Boat!

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Come on! Ha ha!

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- Hey, you!
- Oh, man.

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Promise me
no one dies tonight!

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Listen. We are
five years in, my man.

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- Nobody's died yet.
- That we know of.

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If no one dies
on my last night,

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I'm gonna be real disappointed.

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You've been threatening to quit

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for three seasons now, Kiley.

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I don't think
it's gonna happen.

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Hey. Did you guys go
to our school?

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- No!
- Yes!

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Best friends since fifth grade.

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Fourth! Fourth.

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We are living proof

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that with a little bit of hustle
and some luck...

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And a predatory loan.

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All your dreams
can come true!

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That is the best dream ever!

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- It is. Aim high!
- Whoo!

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That's what we do, Sean!
We make dreams come true! Unh.

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(hip hop music playing)

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(cheering)

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Oh, yeah!

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Whoo!

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(music continues)

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Three, two, one! Go!

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(cheering)

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- That was pretty cool.
- That was awesome.

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(indistinct shouting)

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(laughing)

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Kiley:
Hey, guys! Look alive!

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(music continues)

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- Sean: Get in there.
- Man: What the hell?

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What, do you guys live here?

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Oh, yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

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Sad-cool, maybe?

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Shut up! Do you know how
much trouble we would get into

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if lake patrol boarded us
and found this stash?

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It's a lot.

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What kind of drugs
are those anyway?

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Combination Locks.

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Both:
What the hell is that?

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It's Adderall mixed with molly
mixed with acid.

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It's like a combo meal,
extra fries.

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Kinda makes
your brain just... lock.

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- Max: Hmm.
- Then you're flying high!

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Oh, you're flying high, huh?

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Too bad we're gonna have to
confiscate them. Give me that!

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- What?
- Sean: That's right.

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- You heard me right!
- Max: Get out.

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- No!
- Back to the party, man.

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Smoke some weed or something.

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- Those are the breaks!
- Damn!

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We definitely have
to take some of these.

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We are definitely throwing
those in the lake.

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- Awww.
- Immediately.

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- Sean.
- Max.

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- Sean.
- Max.

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- Sean.
- Max!

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Fine.

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(music continues outside)

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Can't waste these.

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Who needs aspirin?

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(pills rattle)

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- (music continues)
- (people cheering)

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You really want to leave
all this behind?

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Can't be afraid
to move on, Max.

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But nothing's gonna change,
right?

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It'll be you and me,
like always.

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- Always!
- First mates forever!

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Max: Well, well, well.
Who is this stranger?

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Ah. It's my birthday bestie!

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What's up?

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Maximus!

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- You ready to party tonight?
- Absolutely!

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Hey, let me see that rage face!

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- (chuckles)
- (Kiley laughs)

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All right, ditch your fuzzies.
Let's go.

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Yeah, but I gotta clean
the boat, so...

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You never clean the boat.

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I'll be right down!

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Kiley: Uh, did Greg get you
the final guest list?

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Sean: He did.
And the wine list.

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And the appetizer list.
And the playlist.

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- Yeah.
- Hey, Kev, how we lookin'?

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Clear skies. Calm waters.

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- Awesome.
- Max: Can't lose.

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Anyway. Um. Sorry.
Dr. Greg loves his lists.

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"Dr. Greg." Don't you mean
"Orthodontist Greg"?

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Hey, by the way,

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have you ever told him that you
actually worked on this boat?

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I mean, he is your boyfriend.

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- Uh... Yes. Yes. Obviously.
- Hmm.

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- He doesn't know all the stories.
- Oh!

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Because he would run scared

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if he knew all the shit
I got up to with you guys.

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- Well, then let's call him...
- No, absolutely not!

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- Seriously! Sailor's code, dude!
- (chuckles)

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All right, let's go.

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Cool, yeah, no, I'll just...
clean up everything, as always.

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Thanks, dude!

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(sighs)

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Man: Tonight, Sean.

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I'll have you in handcuffs.

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Not "soon."

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Tonight, Sean,

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and your little dog too
are going down.

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- You know, Sean...
- (knocking on door)

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What?

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What? For the love of God!

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Every time!

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- Hey, buddy!
- How's it going, Walsh?

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- It's all right.
- My god.

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This is janky.
You wanted to see me?

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I did. Lock that door,
would you?

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There's two locks. Lock both.
One's a bolt.

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The other one's in the
door handle right there itself.

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Just... we wanna be
snug as a bug... in two rugs.

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How long you been
on the force, Hicks?

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You mean lake patrol?

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Three days.

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You know, most partners
only last one week with me.

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- What happens to them?
- They tap out.

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Choke's a choke.
HR gets involved.

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It's, it's better to just
cut 'em loose than go to trial.

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What brought you, uh, to LALP?

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You love the lake?
Search for justice?

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Craigslist.

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Craig's a good guy.
Tell him I said hi, okay?

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It's a website.

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Do you live here?

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No. Live here? No.

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I got a big house. No.

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There's a bed. There's, like,
drool stains on the pillow.

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'Cause I was sound asleep.

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You take a lot of all-nighters
that you gotta pull here.

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A lot of surveillance work. You
could take a nap if you want.

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You're probably tired,
out in the sun all day.

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I'll lay with you
if you're frightened.

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- I'm good.
- Okay.

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Why is your pans all crusty?
You cook here?

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Yes, I cook.
I cook quesadillas.

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I cook mean quesadillas.

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You can have a quesadilla.
I'll cook one for ya.

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I'll clean the pot first.
And the pan.

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And then you probably
can sleep here.

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You can lay down and take a nap.
I'll lay with you

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- in case you get frightened.
- I'm good.

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Is that piss?

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You can go if you want.
It's all right.

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It's just two dudes.
It's all right.

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It's totally normal.

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- What's-what's that bucket for?
- That's composting.

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- You don't wanna go near that...
- Ugh!

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That's shit!

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You take the feces
of other animals

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for the benefit of a garden.

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You know what? Yes!
I live here. Okay?

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And I'm proud of it.
You know why I live here?

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'Cause of that white boat.
And these two assholes...

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Well, he's an asshole.
He's kinda handsome in a cool...

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They think they run the lake.
But they don't run that lake.

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Hicks, I run that lake.

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But you wanna know
what this is right here?

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This is my golden ticket
for that white boat.

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This is the Lake Council
telling me

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I have full authority
to bring those assholes

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and burn 'em
to the ground, tonight!

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So if you're in,
if you're down with the job,

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cop a squat, take a leak,

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drain the train,
have a quesadilla,

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take a nap, I'll lay
with you if you want,

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because tonight, we roll.

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Let's go buzz their tower!

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Okay.

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Max: Hey, wait, wait!

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Slow down, white lightening!

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Wait, Kiles, hold on!

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(panting)

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- Hold on.
- Sad, Max.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oh!

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Oh, please, come on.

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It's not like Dr. Supercuts
can keep up with you either?

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Greg ran track at Trinity.

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Of course he did.

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Dude...

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I really need you guys to be
friends if this is gonna work.

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I need to be friends
with that guy

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like you need to adopt
more puppies.

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Don't talk smack about my pups.

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I'm ride or die
for those bitches.

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You really serious
about this whole thing?

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I don't know. Sometimes
it feels like I'm faking it.

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Running a shelter.

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I guess I wish
I could be back on the boat

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mixing drinks with you guys.

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Well... I know a guy
who can make that happen.

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(laughing)

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But I was actually talking
about you and Greg.

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He is the sweetest, most
supportive guy I've ever met.

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I think I found someone
really special.

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Ah.

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Can you just try to be nice?

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Please? At least for tonight?

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Yeah.

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Fine.

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But... only because...

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Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. You're so gross.

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...I love you so much.

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Gross. Gross.
Gross. Gross. Gross.

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- Oh, God, get off.
- Let's go.

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God, you sweat
like Trump's ball sack.

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Well, yeah.

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All right. One more mile.

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- Okay.
- Try to keep up.

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You're getting slow
in your old age.

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You got this tonight, Sean.
This is a big party.

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This is one of our biggest.
What do we got?

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Smooth jazz, check.

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Pinot Grigio, check.

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- Walsh: Officers boarding vessel.
- Mm-hmm.

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What do you want, Walsh?

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French vanilla? Creamer?
You're a pussy.

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Where's your partner?

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Sean:
He's running errands.

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Oh, really?

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Ooh! Looks like
you guys are in line

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for another shitshow tonight.

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- That's nice.
- Actually, sorry to disappoint.

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Tonight's a classy party,

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hosted by
a locally respected doctor.

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Oh, he's an orthodontist,
actually.

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I don't care if it's Sean's
mom's vagina doctor.

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Doesn't matter.

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I've been waiting
for this moment for ten years.

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- This is my moment!
- What moment?

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What moment? I just got word
from the Lake Council

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you guys haven't paid
any of your fines.

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You guys are in the hole, uh...

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what's the number
up to now, Hicks?

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I think like
eighteen grand, sir.

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Eighteen thousand dollars.

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First of all... don't talk
about my mom.

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- Or Dr. Nancy.
- Second,

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00:10:31,342 --> 00:10:33,467
we're gonna have the money.

256
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,215
Why do you know the name
of his mom's gynecologist?

257
00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:37,383
You don't think that's odd?

258
00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:38,633
How are you gonna get the money

259
00:10:38,717 --> 00:10:40,633
if I ding you
with citations tonight.

260
00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:43,715
If you guys screw up,
and you will screw up.

261
00:10:43,717 --> 00:10:46,050
- Mayday, mayday, mayday.
- Not gonna happen.

262
00:10:46,092 --> 00:10:47,381
- Mayday!
- It's not gonna happen!

263
00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:48,508
- Mayday.
- Becky: Hey, guys,

264
00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:50,383
where should I put
these fireworks?

265
00:10:50,425 --> 00:10:54,967
It says it's "illegal in the
contiguous United States." Huh.

266
00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:56,342
Thank God we're on a lake.

267
00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:58,383
- Also, I opened up the tramp...
- Max: Hey. Hey. Hey.

268
00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:00,008
...for...
(clears throat)

269
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,425
Why don't you go upstairs
for a second.

270
00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,633
I think I saw a, uh, Teletubby.

271
00:11:03,675 --> 00:11:05,092
Becky:
Yeah, yeah, totally.

272
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,092
This is going to be so easy.

273
00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:15,300
Come on, Hicks, let's go.

274
00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,133
Come on. Hicks!

275
00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:22,758
I freaking hate that guy.

276
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,883
Seanie, why have we not been
paying our bills, man?

277
00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:27,258
Uh, it's the fines, Max.

278
00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:29,758
The fines that your party tricks
keep sticking us with.

279
00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:32,008
- Me?
- Yeah.

280
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:35,133
Bobbing for lobsters.
We got a fine for it.

281
00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:38,050
What about the Mermaid Olympics?
Remember that? Human catapult?

282
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,842
- That was awesome.
- No, that was awesome.

283
00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,175
That was...
that was pretty cool.

284
00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:43,133
Look, man, we got into
this business together

285
00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:44,467
as equal partners, man,

286
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,425
and I'm doing everything I can
to keep us afloat

287
00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:48,258
but the fines are crushing us.

288
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,717
Kiley's party is
the payday we need.

289
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,633
So for one night,
I need you to help me, okay?

290
00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,133
We have to keep things low-key

291
00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:56,883
and we have to keep Walsh
off this boat.

292
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,715
All right. Fine.
I got you.

293
00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:01,925
Hey, first mates forever.
Two times.

294
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,881
Two times. Mm.
First mates forever.

295
00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:05,425
All right, cool. Checklist: Gas?

296
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,050
Yeah. Absolutely.

297
00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:10,092
Man, you run out
of gas one time...

298
00:12:10,175 --> 00:12:12,050
- It was three...
- Three times.

299
00:12:12,092 --> 00:12:14,175
That's right. Uh, did you fix
the door on the lower deck?

300
00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:16,467
Come on, man. This is Kiley
we're talking about.

301
00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:18,217
You don't think
I want tonight to be perfect?

302
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:22,467
I think that I'm like this close
to getting her back on the crew.

303
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:26,175
It's been two years.
She's rescuing puppies now.

304
00:12:26,217 --> 00:12:28,300
Listen, I'm gonna say this to
you as your best friend, okay?

305
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,383
You gotta let her go.

306
00:12:32,258 --> 00:12:33,675
Hey!

307
00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:36,467
Pick up a bag!

308
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,383
(grunting and screaming)

309
00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:42,633
We have to be prepared

310
00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:44,092
for anything when
we're out there, Hicks.

311
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,215
Tonight...
(exhales forcefully)

312
00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:49,258
Look at this horse stance.
Look at this!

313
00:12:49,342 --> 00:12:51,548
Anything at all, buddy.
That's why we train.

314
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,048
(screaming)

315
00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,050
That's right, buddy.
Come on, let's train.

316
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,467
Nah. Calm down.

317
00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:59,467
We're just lake patrol.
You know that.

318
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,715
Just lake patrol?

319
00:13:01,717 --> 00:13:03,175
Is that what you're gonna say
when you're...

320
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,592
when you're out
in the shit, tonight?

321
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,133
"I'm lake patrol."
You gonna take a selfie?

322
00:13:06,175 --> 00:13:08,342
Put it in your wifi cloud?
Is that what you're gonna do?

323
00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:09,717
- No.
- (Walsh screaming)

324
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,508
- I'll probably just tweet it.
- Suit yourself,

325
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:13,467
lazy. What?

326
00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:14,925
No, I'm talkin'
to Hicks there, Sean.

327
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,217
What?
(screaming)

328
00:13:17,258 --> 00:13:19,258
What was that, Sean?
(screams)

329
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,050
What was that? Hey, Max?
Wanna eat a dick?

330
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,215
Whoa!

331
00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,758
(laughing)
Hey, Sean!

332
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,800
He's tall. Sean's taller.

333
00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:28,258
Upwards. To the Adam's apple.

334
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,425
He falls towards you? Little
shoe shine on the way down.

335
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:31,715
(screaming)

336
00:13:31,717 --> 00:13:33,425
Hey, Sean.
(screaming)

337
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,675
Ooh! Ooh!
Elbows. Right there.

338
00:13:35,717 --> 00:13:36,881
Six stitches above the eye.

339
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,633
You ever see guys
with really cool stitches?

340
00:13:38,675 --> 00:13:41,133
It's either hockey
or they caught one of my elbows.

341
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:43,008
Right there.
(screaming)

342
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,342
Why won't you just train
with me?

343
00:13:44,383 --> 00:13:46,425
(Hicks sighs)
Honestly, I mean,

344
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,092
I feel like
you're gonna lose your shit

345
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,133
and accidentally hurt me, so.

346
00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:51,467
Well, who knows? Right?

347
00:13:51,508 --> 00:13:52,800
I don't accidentally
lose my temper.

348
00:13:52,842 --> 00:13:54,592
Pain is a valuable,
valuable lesson.

349
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,842
Maybe you could use
a lesson or two.

350
00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:58,217
Hicks:
I'll get on the boat,

351
00:13:58,258 --> 00:13:59,258
I'll write some tickets...

352
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,050
but I don't wanna do that.

353
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,717
This is good footwork.
That's mat work, man.

354
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,258
Mat work's good for ya.

355
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,300
Just train. That's the problem

356
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:10,758
with your
entire generation, buddy.

357
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,048
Got your faces in your phones.

358
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,175
Palm strike. Palm strike.

359
00:14:15,217 --> 00:14:16,217
Box cutter!

360
00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,467
You're not gonna learn anything
on the internet.

361
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,633
That was...

362
00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:27,050
Where the hell
did you learn that?

363
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,092
The internet.

364
00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:31,217
(screaming)

365
00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:33,592
You don't even know
what that's called, do ya?

366
00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,467
- Yelling?
- Can you stretch?

367
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,675
Let's see you stretch.

368
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,342
Why don't ya go sit down
before you get hurt?

369
00:14:38,383 --> 00:14:39,925
- You didn't stretch!
- A'ight.

370
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,675
(screaming)

371
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,092
Jonathan: Hoo!

372
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,467
The ancients believed that
every object had a soul.

373
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,383
Meet your maker!

374
00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:50,548
(yelling)

375
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,758
Oh, that is sweet.

376
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,342
What'd I tell you
about playing with knives?

377
00:14:53,383 --> 00:14:55,092
- That they're awesome?
- Didn't say that. Put it away.

378
00:14:55,175 --> 00:14:56,675
Oh! But I am a fruit ninja!

379
00:14:56,717 --> 00:14:58,425
(yelling)

380
00:14:58,508 --> 00:15:00,883
You are a lawsuit
waiting to happen.

381
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,050
You better look alive tonight,

382
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,633
because Kiley's gonna be
on the boat,

383
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:05,715
and you are already on the verge
of being replaced, my friend.

384
00:15:05,717 --> 00:15:06,717
Huh? What's that?

385
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,133
Greg: Ahoy, mateys!

386
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,008
Oh, great, the human
mouth guard has arrived.

387
00:15:17,258 --> 00:15:19,550
- Keep up the good work, man.
- I shall. Always do.

388
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,592
Greg: Hey!

389
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:30,215
There they are.
The party boys.

390
00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:32,300
Lookin' sharp, Greg.
I like that!

391
00:15:32,383 --> 00:15:34,717
Thank you, good man. You know,
I went with the full seersuck

392
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,175
- since we're on a boat.
- Yeah.

393
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:39,508
- <i>? I'm on a boat ?</i>
- No. No, no, no. Never.

394
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:42,050
Never that song.
Never on our boat.

395
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,508
- (chuckles)
- Greg: Hey, buddy.

396
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,967
So we feel good?
Special night, right?

397
00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:48,383
- Yeah.
- Yup, it is.

398
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:50,050
But why are you here
an hour early, Greg?

399
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:53,258
Dr. Greg is always early
for his appointments.

400
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,675
(laughing)

401
00:15:54,717 --> 00:15:56,633
I just wanted to make sure
all our ducks are in a row.

402
00:15:56,675 --> 00:15:58,258
Our ducks are in a row.
Aren't they, Sean?

403
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,967
- They are, Max.
- As a matter of fact, Greg...

404
00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:01,425
We have bow ties
on all the crew.

405
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,383
We have smooth jazz
on all the speakers

406
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:04,758
and wine in every glass.

407
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,925
Trust me, Greg,
we're all over it.

408
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,133
- Bow ties?
- Uh-huh.

409
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,592
- Jazz?
- Yeah.

410
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,548
I thought Kiley wanted to have
her birthday on our boat

411
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,715
because she likes the way
that we do things,

412
00:16:13,717 --> 00:16:15,217
- Sean.
- Kiley?

413
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,842
Booking the boat was my idea.

414
00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:19,092
You know, for nostalgia.

415
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,715
I just wanted to remind her
where she came from

416
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:23,050
before showing her
where we're going.

417
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:25,217
That's amazing.
Isn't that amazing?

418
00:16:26,342 --> 00:16:28,217
What does that mean?

419
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,215
Between us...

420
00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:31,800
I'm gonna ask her
to marry me tonight.

421
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,842
- Greg: Whoo!
- (Sean chuckles)

422
00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:36,883
You know, it feels so good
being able to say that out loud.

423
00:16:36,925 --> 00:16:39,133
Sean:
Wow! Our first proposal.

424
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,258
Big time.

425
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,633
Now, I'm gonna need you
to help me out

426
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:43,217
and take extra care
of my Eomma.

427
00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:47,133
Jesus, Greg. You look like
an asshole in that suit.

428
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,548
Welcome aboard, Miss Kim.

429
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,633
Uh, hope you brought
your dancing shoes.

430
00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:53,258
The Kims don't dance.

431
00:16:54,383 --> 00:16:56,881
(sighs)
Now, where's the bar?

432
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,508
It's gonna be great.

433
00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:01,842
I like your mom, Greg.

434
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:16,258
Hey. Are you serious with this?

435
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,842
I am. And, uh,
can you hit that top button?

436
00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:20,800
- No!
- Yeah. Please.

437
00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,717
How you guys doing?

438
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:24,008
Oh, hey, welcome!

439
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:27,383
So I'm thinking,
if we wanna avoid Walsh,

440
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,133
our best bet is
to hug the shore,

441
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,092
anchor down in the cove.

442
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,425
Yeah, we should be
in good shape.

443
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,133
- You hearing me, Max?
- Were you saying something?

444
00:17:36,217 --> 00:17:37,592
Oh, hey! There she is.

445
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,717
Ready to get behind that bar,
birthday girl? Two times!

446
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,758
Unh!

447
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,425
You guys remember
my sister, Lauren.

448
00:17:42,508 --> 00:17:44,925
Yeah, sorry about the divorce.
Tough break.

449
00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:46,883
Hmm. Screw off, Max.

450
00:17:46,925 --> 00:17:48,383
This boat better not sink.

451
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,800
That's for sure.

452
00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:52,175
'Cause I'm paying
for the return trip too.

453
00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:53,883
Come on, ladies,
all aboard!

454
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,300
Get in there!

455
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,342
Kiley: Babe,
that suit looks great.

456
00:17:57,383 --> 00:17:58,342
Hey, Max?

457
00:17:58,383 --> 00:17:59,758
Hmm?

458
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,758
No!

459
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,217
- (softly): Yes.
- No, no...

460
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,133
(engine starts)

461
00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:11,508
(horn blaring)

462
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,050
All right. You ready?
You ready to do this?

463
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,717
- Yeah. I'm good.
- No, you're not good.

464
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,592
Yeah, you've got a citation
book, but you're forgetting

465
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,383
the number one danger
out there on that lake, man.

466
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:23,717
What's the matter
with you? The sun!

467
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,425
You got... the sun, 'cause the
lake reflects all the light up.

468
00:18:26,508 --> 00:18:28,092
- So what's this?
- Uh...

469
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,717
- weird pocket dildo?
- I wish!

470
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,508
- I don't know.
- Sunscreen, buddy.

471
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,715
You gotta get lubed up.
I can't have you burned.

472
00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:37,383
Your tattoos will look like
crumbled fresco.

473
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,592
It'll look like some kinda weird
Jackson Pollock, you know? Here.

474
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:41,800
- So much!
- Look up. Look up.

475
00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:43,800
- There you go. Now be still...
- Oh, God.

476
00:18:43,842 --> 00:18:45,258
- be still, don't talk.
- What are you doing?

477
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,675
Lubin' up.

478
00:18:46,717 --> 00:18:49,467
Ooh. You... Yeah.
A lot of push-ups, I like that.

479
00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:50,925
Why are you touching
my nipple like that?

480
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,633
I don't know, I didn't
expect it to be that long.

481
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,925
- Sorry. Here.
- Ah! God!

482
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,050
- What the hell?
- You gotta keep your eyes closed!

483
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,967
You're all right.
You want a nice tan line.

484
00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:00,550
You got it in my eyes.

485
00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:02,842
Here and I'll rub that in too.
It's okay. It's okay.

486
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,175
- Oh!
- It's okay.

487
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,550
I think I can't see anymore.

488
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,342
Let's go get those assholes.

489
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,217
Okay, let's go.

490
00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:46,425
- (soft jazz music playing)
- (indistinct chattering)

491
00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:50,258
Look at her, man.

492
00:19:50,342 --> 00:19:52,217
That is her
"I'm bored as hell

493
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,967
but I'm trying
to be polite" face.

494
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:56,300
Ugh, it's pathetic.

495
00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:58,175
You know, Max,
it's a great thing

496
00:19:58,217 --> 00:19:59,675
you and Kiley are just friends

497
00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:01,048
and you're totally
not in love with her.

498
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,300
Otherwise, this news
of her impending engagement

499
00:20:03,342 --> 00:20:05,592
would be one hell of a punch
to the nuts, huh?

500
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,592
I'm not "totally"
in love with her.

501
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,675
I guess the great part
about being just her friend

502
00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:12,258
and, as you specifically noted,
nothing more,

503
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,800
is that you'll get to help her
choose out a wedding dress.

504
00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:16,425
And when she's stressed out
about the props

505
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:18,633
in the photo booth
and her batshit mother-in-law,

506
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,548
you'll get to be
her totally platonic,

507
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,133
non-sexual shoulder to lean on.

508
00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:26,383
And once she's married,
you'll get to be her confidant.

509
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,675
When she's worried that

510
00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:29,258
Greg is no longer interested
in her sexually...

511
00:20:29,342 --> 00:20:30,383
Enough!

512
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:37,548
We've just never been single
at the same time,

513
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,717
and I didn't want
to mess up our friendship.

514
00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:44,092
Besides, I've been waiting
for the perfect moment.

515
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,092
You've been waiting
since fourth grade, man!

516
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,967
Yeah, well, there's a lot
of elements that go into

517
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:50,758
the perfect moment, Jonathan.

518
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,467
Trust me,

519
00:20:52,508 --> 00:20:53,675
I'm the party guy.

520
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:56,883
I know a thing or two
about "moments."

521
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:59,217
Okay, well,
how about you make one!

522
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,550
Okay? Before Mr. Doctor Man
wifes her up?

523
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:04,717
Yeah.

524
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:06,381
Yeah.

525
00:21:06,383 --> 00:21:07,925
You know what? You're right.

526
00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,215
But I will need your help.

527
00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:10,883
Sean putting us
into the cove so you...

528
00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:13,342
Oh, no can do, buddy.

529
00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,092
Not to be selfish,
but tonight is all about me,

530
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,842
whoever the hell that is, and
the rest of our lives together.

531
00:21:17,883 --> 00:21:20,008
Don't even bother.
Lauren will swallow you whole.

532
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:21,300
That's the plan.

533
00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:25,092
Hey, my name is Jonathan,

534
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:28,008
and I'm here to help you find
your smile on this voyage.

535
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,717
Shove that smile up your dick.

536
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:31,550
My husband screwed
his life coach

537
00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:33,383
and left me with two kids
and no child support,

538
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,258
so pour me a goddamned whiskey.

539
00:21:37,092 --> 00:21:39,133
Max:
Charming as ever, Lauren!

540
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:42,050
One sadness on rocks!

541
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,758
- The bottle, Max.
- Max: Okay.

542
00:21:47,425 --> 00:21:51,175
Twenty bucks says I take her
to the township of pound.

543
00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:54,092
Yeah.

544
00:21:54,175 --> 00:21:55,715
But if I don't,
I get to keep the money.

545
00:21:55,717 --> 00:21:57,342
- That's not how betting works.
- (slaps butt)

546
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,883
- Oh!
- I know it.

547
00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:01,383
(groans)

548
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:08,508
(soft jazz music playing)

549
00:22:10,258 --> 00:22:11,258
Lauren?

550
00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:18,008
Hey. You know we're not
actually gonna sink, right?

551
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,383
No, we're sinking.

552
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:20,967
We just won't know it
until it's too late.

553
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,300
Come on, it's not that bad.

554
00:22:25,383 --> 00:22:27,925
Listen to me, Kiley.
You graduate college,

555
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:29,967
and everything's great.

556
00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:32,048
You meet a guy.

557
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,548
And he's gorgeous
and boring and predictable

558
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,215
and incredibly safe.

559
00:22:38,217 --> 00:22:41,300
And no one ever went wrong
with a nice guy, right?

560
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,008
That's wrong.

561
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:47,008
Trust me,
I know you love Greg,

562
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,925
but don't rush into anything.

563
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,342
Are you ready for this?

564
00:22:53,383 --> 00:22:55,258
Are you ready?

565
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:58,175
This one is special.
I can tell.

566
00:22:58,217 --> 00:22:59,633
Did you see
the-the anger in her eyes?

567
00:22:59,675 --> 00:23:01,467
The hatred in her voice?

568
00:23:01,508 --> 00:23:02,675
That's so hot!

569
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,883
She's the one, Little J.

570
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,300
She's the one.

571
00:23:08,717 --> 00:23:10,967
We can't screw this up.

572
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,550
Okay, no false starts.
No second act slumps.

573
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,508
We need to be
on top of our game!

574
00:23:17,550 --> 00:23:18,550
Now, I'm not gonna lie...

575
00:23:20,592 --> 00:23:21,675
I'm nervous.

576
00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:26,133
But you can't be, okay?

577
00:23:26,175 --> 00:23:29,300
I need you to rise
like the sun in the east.

578
00:23:32,092 --> 00:23:33,800
Looking sharp, Little J.

579
00:23:35,050 --> 00:23:36,383
Looking sharp.

580
00:23:37,675 --> 00:23:38,967
(softly): Yeah.
(clicks tongue)

581
00:23:39,008 --> 00:23:42,050
(jazz music continues)

582
00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,425
Table one, thank you.

583
00:23:52,383 --> 00:23:53,758
So far so good, huh?

584
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,425
Yeah, if you like funerals
at sea.

585
00:23:55,508 --> 00:23:57,425
Max, don't sta...

586
00:23:57,508 --> 00:23:59,008
Hey, what do you guys think?

587
00:23:59,092 --> 00:24:00,842
Proposal at sunset
or under the stars?

588
00:24:00,883 --> 00:24:01,925
- Sean: Sunset.
- Max: Stars.

589
00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:04,842
All right. I trust you, Max.

590
00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:06,633
Stars it is.

591
00:24:06,675 --> 00:24:08,508
Sean, on my cue,
you play that song,

592
00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:09,800
and I'll take care
of the rest, okay?

593
00:24:09,842 --> 00:24:11,048
Yes.

594
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,050
- I'm excited.
- Yeah!

595
00:24:13,092 --> 00:24:15,300
I'm nervous.
Should I be nervous?

596
00:24:15,342 --> 00:24:17,092
- Of course...
- Yeah, have you thought this through?

597
00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:19,758
Did I think this through?

598
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,092
I've been rehearsing this
for weeks.

599
00:24:22,675 --> 00:24:25,133
Look, look. Do-Don't worry
about a thing. Okay?

600
00:24:25,175 --> 00:24:26,883
Everything is set.
You're gonna do great.

601
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,467
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah! Come on, man!

602
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,967
- (Sean chuckles)
- Whoo!

603
00:24:35,717 --> 00:24:37,008
That's an all right dude.

604
00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:39,842
That guy's keeping TJ Maxx
in business.

605
00:24:39,883 --> 00:24:42,548
No, don't do that, okay?
We need to get paid, Max.

606
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,508
And that only happens
if Greg walks away happy.

607
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:47,717
And that doesn't happen
if she's having a shitty time.

608
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,300
Look at her, man.
She's bored out of her mind!

609
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,715
Come on.

610
00:24:52,717 --> 00:24:55,092
Dr. Greg can do
his thing later, okay?

611
00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:57,800
Right now,
what we need...

612
00:24:58,842 --> 00:25:00,217
- is to flip this party.
- No.

613
00:25:00,258 --> 00:25:02,050
No, no. What about lake patrol?

614
00:25:02,092 --> 00:25:03,425
You had the captain
put us in the cove.

615
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,342
You don't think we can handle
Chuckie Walsh?

616
00:25:06,342 --> 00:25:08,842
Come on. Sean?

617
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:12,300
All right, fine. Just promise
me nobody dies tonight.

618
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,800
We've been doin' this
for seven years.

619
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,050
We haven't lost
anybody yet!

620
00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:19,383
(sighs)
I'm serious, Max.

621
00:25:21,883 --> 00:25:23,092
Shoot.

622
00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:26,175
Hicks:
Still nothing.

623
00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:28,215
Walsh: Still nothing?
They just pulled into the cove.

624
00:25:28,217 --> 00:25:29,381
That's gonna be the crime scene.

625
00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:31,050
You just gotta be
patient, Hicks!

626
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,175
Why are you always
on their case, man?

627
00:25:33,217 --> 00:25:35,217
Because they're the reason
I'm standing here on a dinghy

628
00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:37,383
with a dinghy that looks
like Sammy Hagar's son

629
00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:40,383
instead of out there throwing
detective cock all over town.

630
00:25:40,425 --> 00:25:42,258
Ugh!

631
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,800
2007, that's when it
all changed, my man.

632
00:25:44,842 --> 00:25:46,758
2007... I don't want these.

633
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,508
I used to break up
their high school parties.

634
00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:50,633
That was me.
I was the big bad wolf.

635
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,048
"Here comes Officer Walsh,

636
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,383
everybody put
your cups down and run!"

637
00:25:53,425 --> 00:25:55,715
You should have seen
the looks on their dumb faces

638
00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:58,300
when I came through the woods
with my big spotlight.

639
00:25:58,383 --> 00:26:00,925
Then I had to stop, I didn't
feel like doin' that job anymore

640
00:26:01,008 --> 00:26:02,758
and it was a misunderstanding.
It's, uh, it's stupid.

641
00:26:02,842 --> 00:26:05,258
- Wait, I remember that night.
- No. That's impossible.

642
00:26:05,342 --> 00:26:06,592
You're the guy
with the big spotlight.

643
00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,300
First of all,
let's keep our voices down.

644
00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:09,881
Because water,
sound travels differently

645
00:26:09,883 --> 00:26:11,508
than it does, not water.

646
00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:13,883
Sean told me a young man
needed counseling.

647
00:26:13,967 --> 00:26:16,050
So I pulled him aside
to counsel him, okay?

648
00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:20,717
Okay, but why was
your pants down?

649
00:26:20,758 --> 00:26:21,925
We were in a restroom.

650
00:26:23,425 --> 00:26:25,508
Makes perfect sense.

651
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:29,508
Makes perfect sense to me.
And a judge. A state judge.

652
00:26:30,842 --> 00:26:32,050
Give me these. You know what?

653
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,548
Watch this.

654
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:36,633
Look what I'm doing
with my eyes. Watch this.

655
00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:38,133
You see that?
You're not even looking at me.

656
00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:39,800
Look what I'm doing with my eyes.
Can you do this?

657
00:26:40,883 --> 00:26:42,050
I can see just as far
as those are.

658
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:46,217
- (tapping on mic)
- (electronic feedback)

659
00:26:48,217 --> 00:26:50,342
Hello, attention everyone,
up here.

660
00:26:50,383 --> 00:26:52,383
Hello, hi.

661
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:54,175
My name is Max.

662
00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:56,048
I'm co-owner of this ship,

663
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:58,215
but I also happen to be
an old friend of Kiley's.

664
00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,133
Now, as some of you know,

665
00:27:00,175 --> 00:27:03,967
Kiley was a founding staff
member of the S.S. Party Boat.

666
00:27:04,008 --> 00:27:07,217
And that first summer,
our original idea was

667
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,800
to just park her at the dock,

668
00:27:09,842 --> 00:27:11,133
use her as a floating bar.

669
00:27:12,217 --> 00:27:14,675
But it was Kiley

670
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,800
who stood up and told us,

671
00:27:16,883 --> 00:27:19,215
something that has moved this
business forward ever since.

672
00:27:19,217 --> 00:27:23,050
She said, "A ship is safe
in the harbor,

673
00:27:23,092 --> 00:27:25,092
but that's not
what ships were built for."

674
00:27:27,717 --> 00:27:29,258
Quickly we found out that
she got that

675
00:27:29,342 --> 00:27:30,717
off of a mug
at the marina giftshop.

676
00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,383
Wrap it up!

677
00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:39,215
But that is precisely why
we love Kiley so much.

678
00:27:39,217 --> 00:27:42,342
Because she knows
that pursuing adventure

679
00:27:42,383 --> 00:27:45,508
is much more rewarding than just
sitting safely in some harbor.

680
00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:48,008
And she also happens to be

681
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,967
the best damn bartender
in all of Lake Everett.

682
00:27:50,008 --> 00:27:51,717
So watch your back, Jonathan!

683
00:27:51,758 --> 00:27:52,842
(laughter)

684
00:27:52,883 --> 00:27:54,050
Max: <i>So raise a glass.</i>

685
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,758
(glasses clinking)

686
00:27:57,883 --> 00:27:58,883
To Kiley.

687
00:27:58,925 --> 00:28:00,092
Guests: To Kiley.

688
00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:07,048
(splashes)

689
00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:09,258
Now, there is one more thing

690
00:28:10,717 --> 00:28:14,048
that Kiley Abigail Miller
will not stand for.

691
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:17,717
And that is
a boring party, okay?

692
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,508
It's time to go off
the script a bit.

693
00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:20,967
Off script?

694
00:28:21,008 --> 00:28:23,675
So put down your cellphones,
toss your inhibitions,

695
00:28:23,717 --> 00:28:25,008
'cause it's time to boogie!

696
00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:28,883
(<i>High Rollers</i> by Photronique
playing)

697
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:41,715
? I'm a jet set player
yeah I'm doing life right ?

698
00:28:41,717 --> 00:28:44,925
? Rooftop party man
them flashing lights bright ?

699
00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:48,883
? Big shot talking girl
I do it all night ?

700
00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:51,925
? Don't stop win it girl
let's get it right ?

701
00:28:52,008 --> 00:28:54,717
? Party in the penthouse
Trump Tower ?

702
00:28:54,758 --> 00:28:57,381
? Private jets any hour ?

703
00:28:57,383 --> 00:28:59,467
? Day or week ?

704
00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:03,175
? Dripping all them diamonds
diamonds platinum ?

705
00:29:03,217 --> 00:29:06,967
? In my earrings
so classy ?

706
00:29:07,008 --> 00:29:11,133
? Living like high rollers
that one percent ?

707
00:29:11,175 --> 00:29:13,050
? Yeah we do it
how we do it ?

708
00:29:13,092 --> 00:29:14,758
? And then we do it again ?

709
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,633
? 'Cause we're the high rollers
don't forget ?

710
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:22,300
? Yeah we in it just to win it
there's no limits we bet ?

711
00:29:22,383 --> 00:29:26,215
? 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

712
00:29:26,217 --> 00:29:30,008
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

713
00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:33,717
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

714
00:29:33,758 --> 00:29:38,217
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

715
00:29:41,008 --> 00:29:43,133
? Call me Cool Hand Luke ?

716
00:29:43,175 --> 00:29:45,383
? 'Cause man
I really can't lose ?

717
00:29:45,425 --> 00:29:47,675
? Party with my people... ?

718
00:29:47,717 --> 00:29:49,842
Hicks: Man, they got some
fine <i>mamacitas</i> up there!

719
00:29:49,883 --> 00:29:51,842
I knew it. I knew it.
I hate them.

720
00:29:51,883 --> 00:29:54,758
I'm so jealous of the fun
that they have.

721
00:29:56,592 --> 00:29:58,675
You know what you do when you're
a real cop in a real town?

722
00:29:58,717 --> 00:30:00,425
You arrest people,
you put them in handcuffs.

723
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,217
Now look at me.

724
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,592
There's fish underneath us
right now.

725
00:30:04,633 --> 00:30:07,050
Fuckin' fish.
I go to work with fish.

726
00:30:07,092 --> 00:30:08,300
(sighs)

727
00:30:08,383 --> 00:30:09,383
Hey, what do you bench anyway?

728
00:30:09,425 --> 00:30:10,842
Are you a rep guy
or a max guy?

729
00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:15,048
(music continues)

730
00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,425
Out of my way!

731
00:30:17,425 --> 00:30:18,550
Man: What the hell?

732
00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:22,550
Ken Doll-looking motherfucker.

733
00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:30,300
Ma'am? Sorry,
I just wanted to make sure

734
00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:31,383
you didn't need anything.

735
00:30:31,425 --> 00:30:32,967
It can get kind
of unsteady out there.

736
00:30:33,008 --> 00:30:34,592
What I need is fresh air.

737
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,592
It's rather pungent upstairs.

738
00:30:36,633 --> 00:30:39,467
Like sweat mixed
with... failure.

739
00:30:39,508 --> 00:30:43,467
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to enjoy the view.

740
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,048
(screams)

741
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:47,383
Max! Eomma overboard!

742
00:30:47,425 --> 00:30:49,800
Eomma is overboard!

743
00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:53,217
(both laughing)

744
00:30:54,592 --> 00:30:56,342
- Oh, wow!
- Oh!

745
00:30:56,383 --> 00:30:58,425
When do we get to see
your boyfriend's rage face?

746
00:30:58,508 --> 00:30:59,675
Does he even have one?

747
00:31:00,675 --> 00:31:02,048
Greg's not much of a dancer.

748
00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:04,383
Well, I'm sure he has
plenty of other fun,

749
00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:07,215
youthful, carefree qualities.

750
00:31:07,217 --> 00:31:08,342
(laughs sarcastically)

751
00:31:09,342 --> 00:31:10,592
Save me, you mofos!

752
00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:12,467
Don't worry, I got you!

753
00:31:12,508 --> 00:31:14,717
Wait! No! Don't touch me!

754
00:31:14,758 --> 00:31:15,800
What?

755
00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:18,592
Black people can't swim!

756
00:31:18,633 --> 00:31:20,258
Oh! Oh, damn!

757
00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:23,633
(both laughing)

758
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,925
We had fun though, didn't we?

759
00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:37,425
Always.

760
00:31:38,717 --> 00:31:39,717
Um...

761
00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:41,258
Is everything okay?
Are you sick?

762
00:31:42,717 --> 00:31:43,883
Uh...

763
00:31:45,175 --> 00:31:48,715
Kiley... ever since
we were kids,

764
00:31:48,717 --> 00:31:49,883
I've always wanted
to tell you...

765
00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:52,008
Oh, my God, Max.
Eomma's in the water.

766
00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:53,133
- What?
- Loo...

767
00:31:53,175 --> 00:31:54,300
Okay, okay, okay.

768
00:31:54,342 --> 00:31:55,675
Just let me say
what I was about to say...

769
00:31:55,717 --> 00:31:57,175
No, go! In the water!

770
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,508
Max, go!
Give me the jacket! Just...

771
00:32:02,758 --> 00:32:04,217
Sean: Max! Max!

772
00:32:06,342 --> 00:32:07,717
Calm down.
I'm trying to help!

773
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:14,258
Hey! I was finally
alone with Kiley.

774
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,717
It was the perfect moment!

775
00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:17,548
What's the matter? You forget
how to save old ladies?

776
00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:19,215
- She's racist!
- She's not racist.

777
00:32:19,217 --> 00:32:21,592
She's Asian, man!
Asians can't be racist.

778
00:32:21,675 --> 00:32:23,175
She's just old.
(screaming)

779
00:32:23,217 --> 00:32:24,842
Eomma: White devil!

780
00:32:24,883 --> 00:32:26,800
- White devil?
- White devil!

781
00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:28,633
She is racist.

782
00:32:28,675 --> 00:32:30,383
What the hell is going on
down there?

783
00:32:30,467 --> 00:32:33,008
Um, Greg's Eomma
fell overboard.

784
00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:34,383
Max went in to save her,

785
00:32:34,425 --> 00:32:36,925
but I don't know why there's
so much splashing.

786
00:32:36,967 --> 00:32:39,342
Because she's drowning.
Lucky bitch.

787
00:32:41,633 --> 00:32:44,675
Don't worry, ladies!
I got this under control!

788
00:32:44,717 --> 00:32:46,008
BRB.

789
00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,342
(Jonathan laughing)

790
00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:53,258
Is that guy slow or something?

791
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,881
Uh, no. He just lives
on Planet Jonathan.

792
00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:58,217
It took me six weeks
to train him.

793
00:32:59,258 --> 00:33:01,217
Oh! Not that asshole too!

794
00:33:01,258 --> 00:33:03,383
Help! I'm a very poor swimmer!

795
00:33:03,425 --> 00:33:05,215
What are you doing out here
if you can't swim?

796
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,008
I was trying to impress
Kiley's sister!

797
00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:08,508
What?

798
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:09,675
Help!

799
00:33:09,717 --> 00:33:11,633
I'll save her.
You help this idiot.

800
00:33:11,675 --> 00:33:13,550
- Max! Don't let me die!
- Max: I got you.

801
00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:16,175
Max! Don't let me die!

802
00:33:16,217 --> 00:33:19,800
I got you, just stop
poking me with your keys.

803
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,050
What keys?

804
00:33:25,508 --> 00:33:27,258
Kiley: Oh, my God!

805
00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,008
Nobody panic.

806
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,050
I'm a highly trained
aquatic professional.

807
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:36,883
I am not gonna let you die!

808
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,215
I am not gonna let you die!

809
00:33:44,217 --> 00:33:45,215
- Oh!
- Oh!

810
00:33:45,217 --> 00:33:46,258
(groans and coughs)

811
00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:50,550
Oh, my God!
He's got a boner!

812
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,508
Dude, I was already hard
when I started kissing her.

813
00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:59,383
- Woman: Kissing her?
- What the hell's going on down here?

814
00:33:59,425 --> 00:34:01,217
Eomma, are you okay?

815
00:34:01,258 --> 00:34:04,342
Becky: Oh, my God!
This shit is going viral!

816
00:34:09,092 --> 00:34:10,717
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

817
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,217
You sure you're okay, Eomma?

818
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,215
I'm fine. Stop fussing over me.

819
00:34:21,217 --> 00:34:22,842
(softly):
Do you still have the ring?

820
00:34:26,508 --> 00:34:29,550
You gotta be careful with this.
I don't trust the black guy.

821
00:34:31,383 --> 00:34:33,967
Now, someone get me
some aspirin.

822
00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:36,842
My head is throbbing
like that bartender's cock.

823
00:34:37,883 --> 00:34:40,133
Hurry! Oh, jeez.

824
00:34:42,175 --> 00:34:43,425
Here you go.

825
00:34:47,883 --> 00:34:49,883
Uh... It's... Okay.

826
00:34:50,967 --> 00:34:52,092
You know what? Here.
Take two.

827
00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,133
Eomma: Ooh.

828
00:34:59,217 --> 00:35:01,133
Dude, what were you thinking?

829
00:35:01,217 --> 00:35:02,381
Full mast?

830
00:35:02,383 --> 00:35:03,508
So soon?

831
00:35:05,217 --> 00:35:07,008
We don't want to scare Lauren,

832
00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:09,925
we wanna... woo her, all right?

833
00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:12,550
Don't get me wrong...

834
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,633
it was impressive the way
you handled that cold water.

835
00:35:17,842 --> 00:35:19,550
You didn't back down
for a second.

836
00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,133
Look, I know
how you can get, right?

837
00:35:24,175 --> 00:35:25,633
You wanna...
you wanna rush in there,

838
00:35:25,675 --> 00:35:27,758
you wanna save the day,
we all do, be the hero.

839
00:35:30,425 --> 00:35:33,925
I need you to be patient...
and trust me. Okay?

840
00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,092
That's all I need.

841
00:35:37,092 --> 00:35:38,717
I need you
to stand down, soldier.

842
00:35:41,383 --> 00:35:42,592
(sighs)

843
00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:47,342
That a boy.
That... a... boy.

844
00:35:50,342 --> 00:35:51,925
Bro, you told me
you fixed the railing!

845
00:35:52,008 --> 00:35:54,508
I did! Which railing
were you talking about?

846
00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:56,300
Dude, this shit is awesome!

847
00:35:56,342 --> 00:35:57,715
You delete that video!

848
00:35:57,717 --> 00:35:58,967
Freedom of the press, dude!

849
00:35:59,008 --> 00:36:00,133
Yeah, don't censor her.

850
00:36:00,175 --> 00:36:02,300
I can't believe I trusted you.

851
00:36:02,342 --> 00:36:03,717
A woman almost died.

852
00:36:03,758 --> 00:36:06,050
And you're uploading
the evidence to Instagram?

853
00:36:07,508 --> 00:36:09,217
Come on, Sean.

854
00:36:09,258 --> 00:36:11,092
Chuckie Walsh has never even
heard of Instagram.

855
00:36:15,258 --> 00:36:17,092
These guys are dumber
than we thought.

856
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,425
Yeah. Only three hashtags?

857
00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:20,550
What losers.

858
00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:23,048
Total losers. What's a hashtag?

859
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,592
- It's...
- I'm talking about the old lady

860
00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,383
almost dying.

861
00:36:26,425 --> 00:36:27,425
Oh.

862
00:36:28,425 --> 00:36:31,008
Why don't we just go in?

863
00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:33,008
We can't go in, because
the old lady has to be dead.

864
00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:34,342
Unfortunately,
she didn't die.

865
00:36:35,383 --> 00:36:36,717
Right.

866
00:36:39,467 --> 00:36:40,633
You're kidding, right?

867
00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:43,967
Is that a home perm?

868
00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:45,925
I want to get one, but I
don't think I have enough hair.

869
00:36:46,925 --> 00:36:48,883
All right, that's it.

870
00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:51,092
I'm getting this party back
under control. Give it up.

871
00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:52,300
Give what up?

872
00:36:52,342 --> 00:36:54,383
- Max.
- Sean.

873
00:36:54,425 --> 00:36:55,425
Max.

874
00:36:57,717 --> 00:36:59,092
Sean.

875
00:37:09,342 --> 00:37:12,715
From now on, we're sticking
to the script.

876
00:37:12,717 --> 00:37:15,092
(dance music playing)

877
00:37:15,175 --> 00:37:17,508
(soft jazz music playing)

878
00:37:22,383 --> 00:37:24,133
It's time to call in
the big guns.

879
00:37:25,675 --> 00:37:27,217
Walsh: What are these guys
gonna do next?

880
00:37:27,258 --> 00:37:28,883
Look at this!
Nobody's wearing a life-vest.

881
00:37:28,925 --> 00:37:30,092
That's just safety!

882
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:34,592
(screaming)

883
00:37:37,217 --> 00:37:40,592
Who among ye
be ready to die?

884
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,715
'Cause as of this moment...

885
00:37:42,717 --> 00:37:44,383
(cackles)

886
00:37:44,425 --> 00:37:47,758
...we pirates be taking over
this boat.

887
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:53,217
And we be taking you
to... Fun Town!

888
00:37:53,258 --> 00:37:55,215
- Ha ha ha! Arrr!
- Yes! There they are!

889
00:37:55,217 --> 00:37:56,342
Hey, guys!

890
00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:59,008
(Kiley gasps)

891
00:37:59,092 --> 00:38:00,508
Max! Water war?

892
00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:02,342
Water war!

893
00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:03,548
(laughs)

894
00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:05,050
Male pirate:
Two teams there be:

895
00:38:05,133 --> 00:38:06,967
Red the color of blood

896
00:38:07,008 --> 00:38:09,217
and blue the color
of the sea.

897
00:38:09,258 --> 00:38:11,592
Female pirate:
The rules are simple.

898
00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:14,508
Only head shots count.

899
00:38:14,550 --> 00:38:17,925
Male pirate:
Three headshots, and ye be out!

900
00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:21,258
Female pirate: Where ye
is shot, there ye shall fall.

901
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:25,258
Male pirate:
Last one standing be the winner!

902
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:27,467
Female pirate:
Are ye ready?

903
00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:29,050
Are ye set!

904
00:38:30,717 --> 00:38:31,715
Both:
Go!

905
00:38:31,717 --> 00:38:33,048
Ha ha!

906
00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:36,050
Fly, Carmichael, fly!

907
00:38:38,092 --> 00:38:39,550
(screaming)

908
00:38:45,842 --> 00:38:47,633
You go right,
and I go left.

909
00:38:47,675 --> 00:38:49,092
I feel like he's right
in front of us.

910
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,383
I know, I just wanted
to feel cool.

911
00:38:52,425 --> 00:38:54,342
You know, like an assassin.

912
00:38:54,383 --> 00:38:56,467
Aww, you're my little assassin.

913
00:39:05,883 --> 00:39:08,550
(women screaming)

914
00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:30,967
You guys are
on the same team!

915
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:57,383
? ?

916
00:40:43,217 --> 00:40:45,342
(gunshot)

917
00:40:58,592 --> 00:40:59,717
(click)

918
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:07,883
(gunshot)

919
00:41:35,883 --> 00:41:37,092
Why?

920
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:39,633
Why, Little J?
Why was she immune

921
00:41:39,675 --> 00:41:41,300
to all of our fire power?

922
00:41:41,342 --> 00:41:42,925
Both barrels, both guns?
(imitating gunfire)

923
00:41:44,425 --> 00:41:46,633
The plot thickens, doesn't it?

924
00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:49,300
Hmmm, Lauren and I are going
to have beautiful babies.

925
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,967
So beautiful. Ooh!
It kicked!

926
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,383
(chuckles)

927
00:41:54,425 --> 00:41:56,592
'Cause it's a soccer ball!
Get it? It kicked it!

928
00:42:07,717 --> 00:42:09,300
Murder on the high seas

929
00:42:09,342 --> 00:42:11,508
part of one of your lists,
Greggy-boy?

930
00:42:19,092 --> 00:42:21,425
Oh! Save yourself!

931
00:42:22,675 --> 00:42:24,633
Save yourself, baby!

932
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,758
(grunting)

933
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,550
I'll always... love you.

934
00:42:31,342 --> 00:42:32,342
No!

935
00:42:37,383 --> 00:42:39,133
? ?

936
00:42:59,092 --> 00:43:02,050
Sorry, Max.
But it's my party.

937
00:43:02,092 --> 00:43:05,842
Just, uh, wait...
Just one second.

938
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:10,258
Just... You can, but just
wait one second.

939
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,050
Jonathan, hit it!

940
00:43:21,383 --> 00:43:22,550
Uh, Jonathan!

941
00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:26,048
Can you hit it?

942
00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:27,675
On it! I'll hit it!

943
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:36,300
- (music playing)
- (Kiley gasps)

944
00:43:36,342 --> 00:43:40,217
(both singing along)
<i>? One, you're like a dream come true ?</i>

945
00:43:40,258 --> 00:43:43,717
? Two, just wanna be with you ?

946
00:43:43,758 --> 00:43:47,425
? Three, girl,
it's plain to see ?

947
00:43:47,467 --> 00:43:51,175
? That you're
the only one for me ?

948
00:43:51,217 --> 00:43:54,925
? Four, repeat steps one
through three ?

949
00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:58,467
? Five, make you fall
in love with me ?

950
00:43:58,550 --> 00:44:03,800
? If ever I believe
my work is done ?

951
00:44:03,883 --> 00:44:07,715
? Then I'll start back at one ?

952
00:44:07,717 --> 00:44:10,550
? Yeah yeah ?

953
00:44:10,592 --> 00:44:11,758
? So... ?

954
00:44:14,383 --> 00:44:16,717
Walsh:
All right, where we at now?

955
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,217
Uhh, we peaked at 73 decibels.

956
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:22,133
And the lake limit is 80.

957
00:44:22,175 --> 00:44:23,633
Dammit!

958
00:44:23,675 --> 00:44:25,633
The silky, dulcet tones
of Brian McKnight

959
00:44:25,675 --> 00:44:26,842
are not getting us there.

960
00:44:28,467 --> 00:44:30,383
Hey, uh, you don't think
you're going off the deep end

961
00:44:30,425 --> 00:44:32,217
a little too much there, Chuck?

962
00:44:33,675 --> 00:44:35,633
I have not gone
nearly deep enough.

963
00:44:35,675 --> 00:44:37,508
(music continues in distance)

964
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,715
Jonathan:
Max! Dude, yeah. Yeah.

965
00:44:40,717 --> 00:44:42,883
- Yeah! Yeah.
- What the hell was that?

966
00:44:42,925 --> 00:44:44,925
How was I supposed to know
that was their song?

967
00:44:46,508 --> 00:44:48,550
Oh, my goodness,
that was amazing!

968
00:44:48,592 --> 00:44:50,383
How'd you know that was Greg
and I's karaoke song?

969
00:44:50,425 --> 00:44:52,842
I didn't! I-I thought
it was our song!

970
00:44:52,883 --> 00:44:54,217
You remember
the eighth grade trip to D.C.

971
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:55,715
We wore that song out!

972
00:44:55,717 --> 00:44:57,342
Brian McKnight is
Greg's spirit animal.

973
00:44:57,383 --> 00:44:58,967
You're the best!

974
00:44:59,008 --> 00:45:00,175
You're welcome!

975
00:45:01,217 --> 00:45:02,215
(sighs)

976
00:45:02,217 --> 00:45:04,633
Dude, that was genius!

977
00:45:04,675 --> 00:45:06,925
- Oh, yeah?
- See, I thought you were going rogue with the pirates

978
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:08,842
but a nostalgic watergun fight

979
00:45:08,883 --> 00:45:11,800
moving seamlessly
into a romantic dance moment?

980
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:13,717
That's next level shit!

981
00:45:13,758 --> 00:45:15,217
- I like it. Keep it up.
- Sure.

982
00:45:15,258 --> 00:45:16,883
There's no sign of lake patrol.
You keep it up.

983
00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:18,425
Yeah, man, I meant to do it!

984
00:45:21,217 --> 00:45:24,592
Max! You were so right!
That Kiley chick is so cool!

985
00:45:24,633 --> 00:45:28,925
I mean, holy shit,
her drinks are awesome.

986
00:45:29,008 --> 00:45:30,758
She is the Nicki Minaj
to your Nickelback.

987
00:45:30,842 --> 00:45:32,217
Nickelback is misunderstood!

988
00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:36,508
- And I could mix circles around Kiley.
- (scoffs)

989
00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:37,883
I don't know about circles.

990
00:45:39,717 --> 00:45:40,717
In fact...

991
00:45:41,717 --> 00:45:43,008
I'll bet you that you couldn't.

992
00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:46,967
(laughing)

993
00:45:47,008 --> 00:45:49,508
That... was... awesome!
That was great!

994
00:45:49,550 --> 00:45:51,217
(both laugh)

995
00:45:51,258 --> 00:45:52,425
- That was great.
- Hey. You.

996
00:45:52,467 --> 00:45:54,925
It was you. All day.
Mow-wow-wow.

997
00:45:54,967 --> 00:45:57,383
Female pirate:
Okay, let's get outta here.

998
00:45:57,425 --> 00:45:59,675
You're not going anywhere,
water scum.

999
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,381
Say bye-bye!
(grunts)

1000
00:46:02,383 --> 00:46:04,217
- Lady! That's a rental!
- That's our boat!

1001
00:46:04,258 --> 00:46:07,092
You thought you could
take me out, didn't you?

1002
00:46:07,133 --> 00:46:09,675
You do know
we're party pirates, right?

1003
00:46:09,717 --> 00:46:11,508
We had a bar mitzvah
last night.

1004
00:46:11,550 --> 00:46:14,675
My Father was
a Kuk Sool master.

1005
00:46:14,717 --> 00:46:17,592
Hand-to-hand combat.
Up close and personal.

1006
00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:18,967
(screams)

1007
00:46:19,008 --> 00:46:22,300
Everything he learned,
he passed on to me.

1008
00:46:22,342 --> 00:46:24,675
Now, back! Back off!

1009
00:46:24,717 --> 00:46:27,092
Get in there!
Get in there!

1010
00:46:27,133 --> 00:46:28,467
Now!

1011
00:46:28,508 --> 00:46:29,508
Get in there!

1012
00:46:30,758 --> 00:46:34,508
? Baby baby
baby baby baby ?

1013
00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:36,008
That's how I won the war.

1014
00:46:37,758 --> 00:46:39,675
That's right.
Took this baby all the way

1015
00:46:39,717 --> 00:46:41,675
- to Vietnam.
- (clears throat)

1016
00:46:41,717 --> 00:46:42,675
What?

1017
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:45,217
(Jonathan singing)

1018
00:46:45,258 --> 00:46:46,883
What?

1019
00:46:46,925 --> 00:46:48,592
You wanna bang Jonathan.

1020
00:46:48,633 --> 00:46:51,217
Supersoaker? I don't think so.

1021
00:46:52,425 --> 00:46:54,842
Come on. That's why
I brought you here.

1022
00:46:54,883 --> 00:46:56,925
- How long has it been?
- It's... forever.

1023
00:46:57,008 --> 00:46:58,258
It's been forever.

1024
00:46:58,342 --> 00:47:00,467
Yeah, exactly.
(clicking tongue)

1025
00:47:00,508 --> 00:47:03,550
? On my boat pourin' drinks
for ladies... ?

1026
00:47:03,633 --> 00:47:06,133
My ex-husband left me
for methmouth.

1027
00:47:06,175 --> 00:47:07,300
So what?

1028
00:47:07,342 --> 00:47:09,633
So, clearly,
having sex with me

1029
00:47:09,675 --> 00:47:11,258
is like riding
a rusty Ferris wheel.

1030
00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:16,383
So let him scrape off some rust
and lube you up!

1031
00:47:16,425 --> 00:47:18,467
Excuse me, princess. But I need
to steal the guest of honor

1032
00:47:18,508 --> 00:47:20,217
to help me settle
a bet. Okay?

1033
00:47:28,092 --> 00:47:29,717
What the hell is he doin' now?

1034
00:47:32,425 --> 00:47:34,675
- Are you even...
- Hicks: I can't see. I don't have binoculars.

1035
00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:39,550
(guests cheering)

1036
00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:42,217
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and girls!

1037
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:44,508
It's time to settle this one
once and for all.

1038
00:47:44,550 --> 00:47:47,842
Who is the best
party boat bartender

1039
00:47:47,883 --> 00:47:49,925
on all of Lake Everett?
Now here are the rules.

1040
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:51,383
You'll be making
three drinks...

1041
00:47:52,425 --> 00:47:54,883
in three different rounds.

1042
00:47:54,925 --> 00:47:56,383
The best two
out of three drinks

1043
00:47:56,425 --> 00:47:57,842
will win
the entire competition.

1044
00:47:57,883 --> 00:47:59,175
Too easy.

1045
00:47:59,217 --> 00:48:01,092
- Total cakewalk.
- Who's the judge?

1046
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:10,925
Drink number one:
Your very best rum cocktail.

1047
00:48:10,967 --> 00:48:12,925
Ooh!

1048
00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:15,141
You only have one minute
for each round.

1049
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,416
Your time...

1050
00:48:17,033 --> 00:48:18,200
starts...

1051
00:48:19,908 --> 00:48:20,908
(whispering):
<i>now.</i>

1052
00:48:20,950 --> 00:48:23,907
(guests cheering)

1053
00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:26,608
Max: <i>All right, flexing is not
part of the competition. Okay?</i>

1054
00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:30,500
All right, there she goes.

1055
00:48:30,542 --> 00:48:32,292
Looks like she's going
for something modern

1056
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,790
and sophisticated.

1057
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:37,042
Meanwhile, Jonathan is just
smashing citrus fruits.

1058
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,875
Whoa! Behind the back!

1059
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,125
Nice move from Jonathan.
He actually caught it.

1060
00:48:41,167 --> 00:48:42,790
Shake that shaker, girl!

1061
00:48:42,792 --> 00:48:45,458
Are you ready for Kiley
or are you ready for Jonathan!

1062
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,583
- Sean's taking all bets!
- (guests chanting "Kiley")

1063
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,125
Who do you got?
Who do you got?

1064
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,542
Something's coming together,

1065
00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,375
looks like a fruity daiquiri
of some kind.

1066
00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,790
All right, all right,
here we go!

1067
00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:55,956
And time! Time! Time!

1068
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:58,208
Stop. Stop.
Back away, missy!

1069
00:48:58,250 --> 00:48:59,583
Back away.

1070
00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:01,417
Lauren?

1071
00:49:01,458 --> 00:49:04,292
I call it "Girls,
We Rum the World."

1072
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,958
- (chuckles)
- Woman: Yeah, ladies!

1073
00:49:07,167 --> 00:49:09,250
(slurps)

1074
00:49:09,292 --> 00:49:11,833
- (guests applauding)
- Lauren: Very nice.

1075
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:17,123
I call that the "Crooked Cock
and Hairy Balls."

1076
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,208
(guests laughing)

1077
00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:20,333
(Lauren clears throat)

1078
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,917
- Max: <i>Okay. Yeah.</i>
- Just...

1079
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,917
Yeah. I'm just gonna call
this one. Winner!

1080
00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,456
- Woman: Whoo!
- What?

1081
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:33,956
Woman: Go, Kiley!

1082
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:37,623
<i>All right, round</i> numero dos.

1083
00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:39,833
Let's keep it easy.

1084
00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:42,125
- <i>Shots.</i>
- Greg: You can do it, sweetie.

1085
00:49:42,167 --> 00:49:43,875
Thanks, babe.

1086
00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:44,875
Max: <i>Ready?</i>

1087
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:46,958
Go.

1088
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:50,333
Oh, God, Jonathan,
what are you doing?

1089
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,042
Uh, could you pass me
that gin?

1090
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,625
That's not a health code
violation, ladies!

1091
00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:59,292
He's been tested!

1092
00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:05,417
That's a health code
violation!

1093
00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:07,123
All right, looks like
they're almost done.

1094
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:08,958
Who likes shots?
You like shots?

1095
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
You like shots.
You like shots. You like shots.

1096
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:13,123
You get a shot.
And you get a shot.

1097
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,456
And you get a shot.

1098
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:16,375
All right,
Kiley's just finishing up.

1099
00:50:16,417 --> 00:50:18,583
Here comes... It's getting
right down to the wire.

1100
00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:20,542
Jonathan better hurry up.

1101
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:23,833
<i>Five, four, three...</i>
(chuckles)

1102
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:25,833
two, one, time!
Time. Time. Time.

1103
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:26,958
(buzzer sounds)

1104
00:50:28,167 --> 00:50:29,583
Whoo!

1105
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:30,750
Shots.

1106
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:33,417
This is a "Dirty Harry."

1107
00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:35,750
Do you feel lucky? Bitch?

1108
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:47,792
Uh, it's definitely dirty.

1109
00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:51,790
All right, well,

1110
00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:54,542
in honor of my Dr. Greg,

1111
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:57,625
who's thrown such
a wonderful party,

1112
00:50:57,708 --> 00:50:59,125
please enjoy
some "Novocaine."

1113
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:07,792
What?

1114
00:51:08,792 --> 00:51:09,917
Impossible.

1115
00:51:11,292 --> 00:51:13,542
Mmm. Oh, God, gross.

1116
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:16,667
Greg, I told you
to give me gin, not vodka.

1117
00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:17,958
I-I'm sorry.

1118
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,790
Never trust an orthodontist!

1119
00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:21,667
Jonathan takes round two.

1120
00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:25,958
And now, for the final
and most important round.

1121
00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:30,458
Bartender's choice.

1122
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,333
You have one minute...

1123
00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:33,958
to prepare...

1124
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,583
any drink you want.

1125
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:38,623
And the clock... starts now.

1126
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,917
(guests cheering)

1127
00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:43,417
Max: <i>It all comes down
to this, party people!</i>

1128
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:45,583
The master versus the moron!

1129
00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:47,500
Will Kiley keep her title?

1130
00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:50,792
Will Jonathan remember
to keep his shorts on?

1131
00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:52,208
It's anybody's game!

1132
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,958
Oh, oh, he's walking away!
He's walking away!

1133
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Oh! He's comin back!
Here he comes!

1134
00:51:59,167 --> 00:52:01,208
Oh, he's got nothing on her!

1135
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,542
Three, two, one!

1136
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:06,042
Hands up. Drinks down.

1137
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:07,333
All right.

1138
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:10,623
Kiley: This, I call
a "Quarter-Life Crisis."

1139
00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:12,958
Something we all know
a thing or two about.

1140
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:18,125
Oh, shit. That's good, girl.

1141
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:21,456
Uh-huh, whatever.

1142
00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:22,917
Who needs good
when you have...

1143
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,042
the "Dwayne Johnson."

1144
00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:28,000
Strong as hell, but everybody
thinks it's over-rated.

1145
00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:29,167
But they're wrong.

1146
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,417
Max:
<i>Survey says...</i>

1147
00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:39,542
Jonathan:
Oh, yes, there you went!

1148
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:42,042
Ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba.

1149
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:45,375
That means that
the winner and still

1150
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:49,167
reigning champion
of the Lake Everett

1151
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:53,500
party boat bartender
extravaganza is...

1152
00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,083
The Kileynator! Yeah!

1153
00:52:58,125 --> 00:53:00,375
Jonathan:
Are you kidding me? Max!

1154
00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:02,625
- Yes! Yes!
- Max: <i>Whoo!</i>

1155
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:05,123
- Woman: Whoo!
- Wow!

1156
00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:08,125
- Dude, that was so much fun.
- Mm.

1157
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:11,083
So... what do I win?

1158
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:14,083
Oh. Well, I do have
one more surprise for you.

1159
00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,667
- Follow me.
- Of course you do.

1160
00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:19,042
I'll be right back, babe.

1161
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,167
Let's go.

1162
00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:21,542
That was amazing. Whoo!

1163
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:23,500
That was good.

1164
00:53:23,542 --> 00:53:26,333
She's still got it.
(chuckles)

1165
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,000
I think I need to move
this proposal up.

1166
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,958
- Sure thing. When?
- To now.

1167
00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:37,167
- Okay, uh, I just need to cue up a few...
- No, no, no, sorry.

1168
00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:38,583
Let me put this another way.

1169
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,083
If you don't get Max
under control

1170
00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:42,208
and you don't pull this proposal
off without a hitch,

1171
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:43,958
I'm not paying for any of this.
You understand?

1172
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:48,667
Yeah.

1173
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:51,083
- This way, right this way.
- What are...

1174
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:53,875
My birthday surprise is a trip
to the storage room?

1175
00:53:53,917 --> 00:53:56,083
Not exactly, I gotta find it.
Just, uh...

1176
00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:58,125
Oh, my God,

1177
00:53:58,167 --> 00:53:59,665
you still have this old thing?

1178
00:53:59,667 --> 00:54:02,292
Oh, yeah.
I love this hoodie!

1179
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,167
Whatever happened
to my red hoodie?

1180
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:07,667
Currently, it is being worn by
a mechanical large-mouthed bass

1181
00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:09,167
- at the bottom of the lake.
- Oh.

1182
00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:11,792
Now I'm jealous
of a cozy, singing fish.

1183
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,583
- Spotlight good?
- Greg: Sean,

1184
00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:15,917
I can't find Kiley anywhere.

1185
00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:17,625
Hey, everything is all good.
I got it set.

1186
00:54:17,667 --> 00:54:19,500
- We're ready to go...
- No. I need to find her now.

1187
00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,125
- Let's go.
- Okay.

1188
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,417
Whoa!
(gasps)

1189
00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:25,750
Do you remember this?

1190
00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,375
Diver Dan.

1191
00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:29,917
Came out of retirement
at his own party

1192
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,917
to jump in the lake
and save that entire family.

1193
00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:33,667
- Oh, what a legend.
- Yeah.

1194
00:54:35,292 --> 00:54:36,667
(laughing)

1195
00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:42,417
Hey.

1196
00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:44,583
The nurses!
The spring fling, right?

1197
00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:45,667
Yeah! By the end
of the night,

1198
00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:47,125
they were giving
each other IV drips.

1199
00:54:47,167 --> 00:54:49,542
- That's not all they were giving each other.
- (laughs)

1200
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,708
Ah-hah! I found it!

1201
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,458
What?

1202
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,458
This.

1203
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,458
What is this?

1204
00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:01,290
This is the flower
that I gave you

1205
00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:04,123
the night of your last party
ever on the boat.

1206
00:55:04,125 --> 00:55:05,956
Senior's last dance!

1207
00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:08,583
- Yes! Yeah.
- I remember you gave it to me at the bar!

1208
00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:10,125
Yeah.

1209
00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:11,458
Why do you still have this?

1210
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:13,458
Just needed a memento.

1211
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:15,875
Of a high school
graduation party?

1212
00:55:15,917 --> 00:55:19,500
Of the night... that I knew...

1213
00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,500
That you knew what?

1214
00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,750
- That I knew that...
- (door opens)

1215
00:55:23,792 --> 00:55:25,958
There you are.
I've been looking for you!

1216
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,292
Uh, Max was helping me find
my bartending prize.

1217
00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:31,958
Yep! And we're still looking
for it so...

1218
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,292
Could you come back
to the deck, baby?

1219
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,790
There's something
I wanna show you.

1220
00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:37,167
- More surprises!
- Well...

1221
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:38,917
it's a surprise in that
it's something

1222
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:41,167
I've meticulously planned
for months,

1223
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,750
preparing for every contingency,

1224
00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:44,956
leaving no room
for unplanned results.

1225
00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:47,208
- So, yeah! Sure!
- Cool.

1226
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:56,583
- Get out of my way.
- I can't have you messing up the program.

1227
00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:58,417
And I can't have Kiley marrying
that jackass.

1228
00:55:58,458 --> 00:55:59,875
I know you love her.

1229
00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:01,917
I know you've loved her
since forever,

1230
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:03,708
but stopping him from what
he's about to do right now

1231
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:04,833
is not the right move, man.

1232
00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:06,208
Oh, what.

1233
00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:07,625
It's all about money,
I'm assuming, huh?

1234
00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:09,208
Oh, you mean that thing
we have none of

1235
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,708
because every time
we leave the marina,

1236
00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:11,875
you find a way
to get us fined.

1237
00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:13,958
Money is your thing!

1238
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,333
So you deal with it.

1239
00:56:20,292 --> 00:56:22,083
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1240
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,333
Sean! Come on!
What are you doing?

1241
00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:25,500
Sean:
I'm dealing with it!

1242
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,125
First mates forever?

1243
00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:30,958
(door knob rattles)

1244
00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:32,542
(sighs)

1245
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:35,583
I'm sorry.

1246
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:39,542
I screwed everything up.
I thought my,

1247
00:56:39,583 --> 00:56:41,792
my bartending prowess
could get the job done.

1248
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:45,917
I needed your energy up there.

1249
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:48,417
Your spark.

1250
00:56:50,042 --> 00:56:51,542
Okay,

1251
00:56:51,583 --> 00:56:53,790
let's keep it
together, man, okay?

1252
00:56:53,792 --> 00:56:56,456
If we dig deep
and work as a team,

1253
00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:58,708
we can find a way
to get Lauren's heart racing.

1254
00:57:01,792 --> 00:57:02,958
I have an idea.

1255
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:05,125
Follow me.

1256
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:11,417
Tough loss.

1257
00:57:11,458 --> 00:57:13,458
Mmm, I threw it on purpose.

1258
00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,292
Made a bet with Max
that I'd win.

1259
00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:20,875
Mm.

1260
00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:23,583
Come on.
I want to show you something.

1261
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,083
Okay.

1262
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,750
In Korea, this is called
<i>jug-eum-ui chum...</i>

1263
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:33,956
the Dance of Death.

1264
00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:36,958
Throughout his entire life,
my father was undefeated

1265
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,458
and tonight,
I will continue his legacy.

1266
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:46,417
Aaaaaah!

1267
00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:47,833
(grunts)

1268
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:49,125
Now you.

1269
00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:53,623
Stupid slow finger.

1270
00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:56,250
Man, this is the bullshit
I'm talking about.

1271
00:57:56,292 --> 00:58:00,292
(breathing deeply)

1272
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:05,375
? A tisket a tasket
a green and yellow basket ?

1273
00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:06,958
Pathetic!

1274
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,833
Father, guide my hand.

1275
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:13,750
(guests cheering)

1276
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,125
- Who is the victor?
- Crowd: Eomma!

1277
00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:26,458
- Who is the victor?
- Crowd: Eomma!

1278
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:28,750
- Who is the victor?
- Crowd: Eomma!

1279
00:58:29,958 --> 00:58:31,292
- Both: Oh!
- Oh!

1280
00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:33,456
Crowd: Oh!

1281
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,456
Eternal shame!

1282
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:38,290
(screaming)

1283
00:58:38,292 --> 00:58:40,500
Greg: <i>Can I get everybody up
on the main deck please.</i>

1284
00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:47,792
- You're going through some heavy stuff right now, aren't you?
- Yes.

1285
00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:50,708
- Divorce. Heartbreak. Self-loathing.
- Yes.

1286
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:53,333
- Mmm. Colors are muted, food has no taste.
- Yes!

1287
00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:54,875
What do you need, Lauren?

1288
00:58:54,917 --> 00:58:55,958
I need...

1289
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,333
What do you need?

1290
00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:59,125
I need...

1291
00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:03,875
- that Dwayne Johnson.
- Hmm.

1292
00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:06,417
Testing. Testing.
Testing, one, two, three.

1293
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,083
K-I-L-E-Y.

1294
00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:11,750
L-O-V-E.

1295
00:59:13,292 --> 00:59:14,458
Y-O-U.

1296
00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:18,417
Lights!

1297
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:20,125
(soft jazz music playing)

1298
00:59:22,917 --> 00:59:25,458
Good evening, everybody.

1299
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:28,458
I'm up here because I have
something very important to say.

1300
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:29,458
So here goes.

1301
00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:31,708
(grunts)

1302
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:34,208
Oh! Ah!

1303
00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:38,790
Lauren: Okay, okay.

1304
00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:40,000
Kiley...

1305
00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:44,500
you are the center
of my universe.

1306
00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:46,708
You're the light...

1307
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,792
that illuminates my life.

1308
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:52,792
(panting)

1309
00:59:52,833 --> 00:59:56,792
Well, it's a good thing
I am one negligent bastard.

1310
01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,625
Oh, yeah.

1311
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:12,792
(grunting)

1312
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,750
Walsh:
What the hell is he doing?

1313
01:00:17,792 --> 01:00:19,792
I remember the first day
that we met.

1314
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:23,958
I saw you from across the room.

1315
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,625
You threw your head back,
and you started to laugh.

1316
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,290
It was the most beautiful smile
I've ever seen.

1317
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,625
- Crowd: Aww.
- Aww.

1318
01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:35,250
I knew from that instant
that my life

1319
01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:36,583
would never be the same.

1320
01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:40,208
But here's the thing:

1321
01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:42,458
If you all know Kiley,

1322
01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:43,917
you know what
her favorite show is, right?

1323
01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:45,123
Crowd:
<i>So You Think You Can Dance!</i>

1324
01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:46,542
So You Think You Can Dance!

1325
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:50,042
- Jonathan: Okay. All right.
- Lauren: Come on! Come on.

1326
01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:51,500
She never misses an episode,

1327
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,167
which means,

1328
01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:56,458
for better or worse,
I never miss an episode.

1329
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,417
(laughing)

1330
01:00:58,458 --> 01:01:01,250
So a few months back...

1331
01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:03,792
I was thinking how can I make
tonight extra special.

1332
01:01:05,167 --> 01:01:06,623
- <i>And so...</i>
- No.

1333
01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:08,375
- <i>Yes!</i>
- No. Really?

1334
01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:09,792
(gasps)

1335
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,792
- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
- Okay. Okay.

1336
01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:14,583
Come on up here, guys!

1337
01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:15,623
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1338
01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,083
Oh, God!
This is incredible.

1339
01:01:18,125 --> 01:01:19,625
(snaps fingers)
<i>Hit the music, Sean.</i>

1340
01:01:20,792 --> 01:01:22,792
(music playing)

1341
01:01:25,292 --> 01:01:28,083
(guests cheering)

1342
01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:31,583
? Jump left right
up and down ?

1343
01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:34,042
? Left right up and down ?

1344
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:35,208
Ha!

1345
01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:37,708
Oh!

1346
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,167
This is gonna be fun.
(grunting)

1347
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,250
? Left right up and down stop ?

1348
01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:43,375
? Show me something... ?

1349
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:47,458
What the hell's
gotten into you?

1350
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,625
- Aspirin.
- Oh, no!

1351
01:01:49,667 --> 01:01:52,333
Greg's mom!
Those weren't aspirin.

1352
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:54,333
Sweet dreams, boy band.

1353
01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:56,458
Oh! Ah!

1354
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,833
Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

1355
01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,958
(music continues)

1356
01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:06,917
(grunting and panting)

1357
01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:08,292
Oh!

1358
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,375
? Jump left right
up and down ?

1359
01:02:10,417 --> 01:02:12,333
? Left right up and down ?

1360
01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:14,792
? Left right up and down ?

1361
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,333
? Left right up and down... ?

1362
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:19,875
(screaming)

1363
01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:22,667
- Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!
- (Lauren screaming)

1364
01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:24,708
? Stop
show me something ?

1365
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:26,625
(grunting)

1366
01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:29,375
(screaming)

1367
01:02:29,458 --> 01:02:31,792
(music continues)

1368
01:02:37,167 --> 01:02:39,125
(grunting)

1369
01:02:42,958 --> 01:02:44,958
(guests cheering)

1370
01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:49,958
Lauren: Oh, my God! Oh!

1371
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,792
- Shhh!
- (Eomma grunts)

1372
01:03:03,833 --> 01:03:05,833
Make sure you drink
a lot of water tomorrow, okay?

1373
01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:07,375
You won't remember a thing.

1374
01:03:11,042 --> 01:03:13,833
(screaming)

1375
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:15,625
(music continues)

1376
01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:30,417
Ah!

1377
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,456
- Guests: Oh!
- Kiley: Greg!

1378
01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:33,250
- Oh! Oh, my God.
- Greg: <i>Ah!</i>

1379
01:03:33,292 --> 01:03:35,292
- Kiley: Oh!
- Greg: <i>I'm okay. I'm okay.</i>

1380
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,667
(grunting)

1381
01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,083
Good dancing, guys.

1382
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:40,167
Okay, now...

1383
01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,208
now for the main event.

1384
01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:42,667
No...

1385
01:03:42,708 --> 01:03:45,708
Eomma! Eomma, could you
join us on the dance floor?

1386
01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:47,083
Greg, You need to go
to a hospital.

1387
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:51,667
What I need... is Eomma
to be on the mark!

1388
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:52,833
Screw it.

1389
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:56,625
I'm fine. Aah! Oh!

1390
01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:02,292
Kiley... Abigail Miller...

1391
01:04:03,917 --> 01:04:04,958
will you marry me?

1392
01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,208
Please?

1393
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,250
Will you marry me?

1394
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:15,208
I...
(stammers)

1395
01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:17,708
I'm sorry.

1396
01:04:21,417 --> 01:04:22,750
I'm sorry.

1397
01:04:40,792 --> 01:04:43,125
Hey! Oh, you okay?

1398
01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:45,125
- What the hell was that?
- W-W...

1399
01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:47,083
You just threw a buoy
at my boyfriend!

1400
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,790
First of all, it's not called
a buoy, it's called a fender.

1401
01:04:49,792 --> 01:04:53,375
But what the hell
was that though? Right?

1402
01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:54,917
I just thought
it was a birthday dance.

1403
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:57,000
I had no idea
he was gonna propose.

1404
01:04:57,042 --> 01:04:59,125
Well, it's okay.
You did the right thing.

1405
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:01,208
I just need time... to think.

1406
01:05:03,542 --> 01:05:05,625
It's weird being back
on this boat with you and Sean.

1407
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:08,500
Good weird though... right?

1408
01:05:08,542 --> 01:05:09,583
I don't know.

1409
01:05:10,625 --> 01:05:12,500
I guess. Yeah.

1410
01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:19,875
So... my whole life I've had
this idea of the perfect moment.

1411
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:24,417
But now, I think that maybe,

1412
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,667
you know, sometimes you just
got to take a leap of faith.

1413
01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:28,625
- So...
- So I should marry Greg?

1414
01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:30,583
No, I mean that I need
to take a leap of faith.

1415
01:05:32,417 --> 01:05:33,583
Because I love you.

1416
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,667
Yeah, I love you too.

1417
01:05:37,708 --> 01:05:42,250
No, I mean...
I'm in love with you.

1418
01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:47,458
Shit!

1419
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:50,000
I know.
(chuckles)

1420
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:54,042
You know,
you could not have picked

1421
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:55,875
a shittier time
to dump this on me.

1422
01:05:55,958 --> 01:05:57,790
Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey,
come on.

1423
01:05:57,792 --> 01:06:00,290
It could be you and me.
Like it always was.

1424
01:06:00,292 --> 01:06:03,000
Just having fun.
Living in the moment,

1425
01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:05,290
partying on the boat
all the time.

1426
01:06:05,292 --> 01:06:08,250
It's just that now,
there would be...

1427
01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:09,750
a little kissing thrown in.

1428
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,042
Come on, Max.

1429
01:06:17,292 --> 01:06:18,542
Lauren:
That was...

1430
01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:22,583
Yeah! It really was.

1431
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,792
I only hit my head
like a thousand times.

1432
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,208
I only pulled my groin twice!

1433
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:29,542
(both laugh)

1434
01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:32,917
You wanna know something?

1435
01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:34,125
What?

1436
01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:38,208
I knew from the second
I saw you

1437
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:42,167
that we had the most...
amazing connection.

1438
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,458
- Shut up.
- No, I'm serious.

1439
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,500
You wanna know
how serious I am?

1440
01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:50,125
When I saw Max,

1441
01:06:50,167 --> 01:06:53,292
I bet him twenty bucks
we'd get together.

1442
01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:56,583
- What?
- Yeah.

1443
01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:59,250
Which is something we do,
uh, but normally, I don't win,

1444
01:06:59,292 --> 01:07:01,458
or I do win,
but I can never provide proof.

1445
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,125
I can't believe this.

1446
01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:06,917
No, no, no. I-I'm saying
I-I normally lose the bet,

1447
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,208
b-but I saw my soulmate

1448
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,792
and when you have a soulmate,
you can't lose!

1449
01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:12,083
I'm making this worse, aren't I?

1450
01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,375
Actually...

1451
01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:17,333
no.

1452
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,458
I've never been
the subject of a sex bet.

1453
01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:23,958
It feels awesome.

1454
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,623
I don't want you to worry
about a thing, Greg.

1455
01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:35,750
I'm gonna get us back
to the marina. Okay?

1456
01:07:35,792 --> 01:07:37,625
What's the point?

1457
01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:39,042
Just throw me overboard.

1458
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:41,542
- Hey, Sean...
- No... I need you to take this

1459
01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:43,500
and, uh, get some ice
for Dr. Kim's leg. Okay?

1460
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:44,792
- But, Sean...
- Why aren't we moving?

1461
01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:46,125
That's what
I'm trying to tell you.

1462
01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:47,792
I think we ran out of gas.

1463
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:49,583
- What?
- Woman: Did he just say we're out...

1464
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:51,083
Go get the ice.

1465
01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:53,167
Um, look, you relax this leg.

1466
01:07:53,208 --> 01:07:55,500
Excuse me for one second.
I'll be right back.

1467
01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:56,792
Man: Are we stranded?

1468
01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:58,292
(guests murmuring)

1469
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:02,708
(Eomma crying)

1470
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,667
Eomma? Are you okay?

1471
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,792
I-I lost the Dance of Death

1472
01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:22,792
and was defeated in battle
by a pasty manchild.

1473
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:26,250
My father is looking down
on me with shame.

1474
01:08:26,292 --> 01:08:29,792
Hey, you can't let
his approval run your life.

1475
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:33,167
Look...

1476
01:08:34,167 --> 01:08:35,167
Eight years ago...

1477
01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:38,083
I told my father
that I like women,

1478
01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:41,292
and he totally freaked out.

1479
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:44,125
And then fortunately, I haven't
spoken to him since.

1480
01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:47,542
But that's on him and not me.

1481
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:49,583
Understand?

1482
01:08:51,292 --> 01:08:52,750
I think I do.

1483
01:08:52,792 --> 01:08:53,833
Thank you.

1484
01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:57,623
You're welcome.

1485
01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:59,417
Can I help you...

1486
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:00,625
get out of this?

1487
01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,458
Max:
Hey! There you are!

1488
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,292
Guess what?
I finally told... Whoa!

1489
01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,167
- Hey! What is...
- Come on.

1490
01:09:13,208 --> 01:09:14,667
Hey, What's up?

1491
01:09:14,708 --> 01:09:15,917
You said you filled the gas!

1492
01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,167
Ha! I say a lot of things.

1493
01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:19,667
We're stranded out here.

1494
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:22,292
And if I call lake patrol,
we're totally screwed.

1495
01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:24,000
Lake patrol, really?

1496
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:25,208
You're still afraid
of those guys?

1497
01:09:25,292 --> 01:09:26,833
You've been letting Walsh
push you around

1498
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:28,956
- ever since high school.
- They're not pushing me around, Max!

1499
01:09:28,958 --> 01:09:30,792
They're trying to kick us
off this lake!

1500
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,417
That's our business.
The one that you have again

1501
01:09:33,458 --> 01:09:34,792
put yourself ahead of.

1502
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:36,458
You've compromised everything
we ever worked for.

1503
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,750
- We can find more money.
- No, we can't! There's no more money!

1504
01:09:38,792 --> 01:09:40,708
- Have I ever let you down before?
- Yes!

1505
01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:41,917
Fair enough!

1506
01:09:43,708 --> 01:09:46,208
There is no way that Greg
is gonna pay for this party

1507
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,625
after you just ruined
his proposal.

1508
01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:51,875
You know what?

1509
01:09:53,708 --> 01:09:54,875
We're done.

1510
01:09:56,542 --> 01:09:58,417
What, you don't want
to be partners anymore?

1511
01:10:00,042 --> 01:10:01,625
I don't know if I even want
to be your friend.

1512
01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:12,042
Oh!

1513
01:10:14,292 --> 01:10:16,958
(scraping and thudding)

1514
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,167
You hear that?

1515
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,956
(scraping and thudding
continues)

1516
01:10:19,958 --> 01:10:21,292
Wait, what the hell is that.

1517
01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:24,458
Woman:
Is Greg about to jump?

1518
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,042
Greg, what the hell
are you doing?

1519
01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:32,917
Greg:
Leave me alone, Max!

1520
01:10:32,958 --> 01:10:35,750
And there it is.
Someone's finally going to die.

1521
01:10:35,792 --> 01:10:37,667
Just... go get Kiley.

1522
01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:46,292
Greg?

1523
01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:50,623
Why don't you just come back
to the party, man?

1524
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:54,000
You know? Show us some more
of those cool dance moves.

1525
01:10:55,792 --> 01:10:57,292
I think I broke my ankle.

1526
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:00,458
Yeah, um...

1527
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:04,123
Listen, man, about that.
I'm really sorry. Okay?

1528
01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:07,208
I just... I got really...
carried away.

1529
01:11:09,292 --> 01:11:10,625
Yeah, so did I.

1530
01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:13,958
I don't know
what I was thinking.

1531
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,542
Well, you were thinking about
sweeping her off her feet, man.

1532
01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:21,167
It's a poor choice of words.
I'm sorry. I...

1533
01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:22,542
Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait!

1534
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:25,292
Hey. Uh. Yeah.
Quick question.

1535
01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:26,708
Why aren't we movin'?

1536
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:28,542
I was actually just reading
some of your Yelp reviews,

1537
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:29,875
and apparently
you guys are pretty...

1538
01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:31,625
- Kiley?
- ...well known for running out of gas.

1539
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,542
Kiley? Kiley?

1540
01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,500
Yeah. Okay. Good talk.

1541
01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,792
- Whats up?
- Greg's up front,

1542
01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:38,250
- says he's gonna jump.
- Shit!

1543
01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:39,458
Greg doesn't know how to swim.

1544
01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,000
I'm telling everyone

1545
01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:44,125
you guys are irresponsible
and incompetent.

1546
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:45,625
Yeah, why haven't you called
for help?

1547
01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,958
Fine, you know what?
What's the point.

1548
01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:51,875
Everyone hold tight
while I call lake patrol.

1549
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:58,083
Greg. Greg, what are you doing?

1550
01:11:59,667 --> 01:12:03,625
I'm sorry, I couldn't say... yes
to your proposal

1551
01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:05,583
in front of all those people.

1552
01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:07,292
You were never going
to say yes.

1553
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,792
I clean teeth,
and I wear seersucker.

1554
01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:13,625
Yeah, but you were
rockin' it, man!

1555
01:12:23,292 --> 01:12:26,750
Lake patrol, this is
S.S. Party Boat. Come in, over.

1556
01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:28,542
Well, well, well. Let me guess,

1557
01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:31,458
that menace of a ship of yours
ran out of gas,

1558
01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:32,956
you've got a passenger
that's about

1559
01:12:32,958 --> 01:12:34,958
to commit harakari
off the bow,

1560
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,458
and you're on this radio
to beg for mercy.

1561
01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:38,667
Well, guess what?

1562
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:41,417
You're not getting
any mercy, Meadows.

1563
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:43,625
No. Say the word.

1564
01:12:43,667 --> 01:12:45,750
I want to hear you say
the word,

1565
01:12:45,792 --> 01:12:49,625
and we can call this off
once and for all.

1566
01:12:49,667 --> 01:12:50,833
Over.

1567
01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:55,667
I just wanted to say that

1568
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,790
your people have
the most beautiful skin.

1569
01:12:58,792 --> 01:13:04,292
And you are a wonderful,
wonderful swimmer.

1570
01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:07,292
Uhh, you okay?

1571
01:13:08,458 --> 01:13:09,958
Flyin' high.

1572
01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:13,125
(chuckles)

1573
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,000
(chuckles)

1574
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,375
Mayday.

1575
01:13:25,417 --> 01:13:26,500
Greg.

1576
01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:28,583
Baby, just come down.

1577
01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:31,625
Okay? We'll go to shore.

1578
01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:34,625
We'll get your leg fixed,
and we will talk about this.

1579
01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:36,667
You know, I always thought

1580
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:39,333
Max didn't like me
because I'm an orthodontist.

1581
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:42,917
Tonight I realized it didn't
have anything to do with me.

1582
01:13:44,167 --> 01:13:46,917
It was always about you.

1583
01:13:46,958 --> 01:13:49,708
I'm allergic to dogs,
and I clean retainers.

1584
01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:52,792
I thought I could dance, but...

1585
01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:55,583
Now I know.

1586
01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:57,417
Oh, what's the point.

1587
01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:58,958
- Whoa, whoa! Hey!
- Whoa! Hey, man!

1588
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,750
Hey! Greg, We got you

1589
01:14:00,792 --> 01:14:03,875
a lifetime supply
of Allegra at Costco.

1590
01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:08,375
You make
people's smiles straighter.

1591
01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:10,667
Without you, I would have
never opened the shelter.

1592
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:13,375
You force me to believe
in myself.

1593
01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:18,458
Max: Greg...

1594
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:20,708
it's Max again.

1595
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:25,625
Uhm, I've known Kiley
since fourth grade

1596
01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:29,125
and you've known her,
what, two years?

1597
01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:31,208
So, that kind of makes you
a Kiley novice.

1598
01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:34,290
- Shut up, Max!
- No, no, no, I-I got this.

1599
01:14:34,292 --> 01:14:35,458
Trust me.

1600
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:41,000
Greg, listen to me,
you two left-footed

1601
01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:42,125
son of a bitch.

1602
01:14:42,167 --> 01:14:44,125
She loves you.

1603
01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:45,583
No, she doesn't.

1604
01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:46,708
Yes, she does.

1605
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,083
Just tell him.

1606
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:51,625
Come on, Kiley.

1607
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,000
Just take the plunge.

1608
01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:57,500
Oh, no, no, no, no. Not...

1609
01:14:58,958 --> 01:14:59,958
Not you!

1610
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:03,708
(softly):
Jesus, this guy's so literal.

1611
01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:05,623
Hey,

1612
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:06,958
you know what you have to do.

1613
01:15:08,792 --> 01:15:10,500
You can't be afraid
to move forward.

1614
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:12,667
I love you,

1615
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:14,917
but so does he.

1616
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,125
And I know that you love him.

1617
01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:22,083
You can do this.

1618
01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:38,958
? ?

1619
01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:53,292
Gregory Hampton Kim...

1620
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:56,417
will you marry me?

1621
01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:12,417
Attention, everyone!

1622
01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:14,708
I would like to present

1623
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,833
the future Mr. and Mrs....

1624
01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:18,792
Nobody cares. Okay?

1625
01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:27,958
What are you doing on our boat?

1626
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,167
Your buddy got on the radio
and said those magic words.

1627
01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:32,456
Mayday, mayday, mayday!
Which gives me

1628
01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:34,333
full authority
to come on board

1629
01:16:34,417 --> 01:16:35,417
and commandeer your vessel,

1630
01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:38,250
so I'm commandeering
your vessel.

1631
01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:40,875
Hicks over here is gonna write
you guys so many tickets,

1632
01:16:40,917 --> 01:16:42,290
you'll never pay them off.

1633
01:16:42,292 --> 01:16:43,750
You'll think your student loan
is a nickel

1634
01:16:43,792 --> 01:16:44,917
found in the couch.

1635
01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:46,167
I've waited ten years
for tonight.

1636
01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:48,250
Ten years since we...

1637
01:16:48,292 --> 01:16:50,250
caught you counseling
that kid in the bathroom

1638
01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:51,750
and got you kicked
off the force.

1639
01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:54,542
Mmm.

1640
01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:58,250
What is that, Hi-C?

1641
01:16:58,292 --> 01:17:00,417
You're a pussy,
and I'm embarrassed for you.

1642
01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:03,290
This is like a, what,
a high school reunion?

1643
01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:04,500
Is that what you guys
are doing here,

1644
01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:05,625
getting the gang
back together?

1645
01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:06,958
You got the Hawaiian shirt guy.

1646
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,750
We have the theater nerds,
still playing dress-up.

1647
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,292
What are you, forty?
What are you doing?

1648
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:14,623
What is this?
We got the teen mom,

1649
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:16,958
still trying to convince
everybody she's still hot.

1650
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,208
Mm-mm. Luke warm.

1651
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,042
Very high luke warm,
don't get me wrong.

1652
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,208
There's the popular girl,

1653
01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:23,625
still playing
with all the boys' heads.

1654
01:17:25,583 --> 01:17:26,875
Then we got the wise ass.

1655
01:17:26,917 --> 01:17:29,625
Everything you say gets
everybody else in trouble.

1656
01:17:29,667 --> 01:17:31,042
You know that?

1657
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,333
Then we have the know-it-all.

1658
01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:33,958
Well, guess what, Sean?
You're not a know-it-all

1659
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,417
because you partnered
with a wise ass,

1660
01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:37,167
your boat ran out of gas
and it sunk,

1661
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:39,542
and that's why I'm here.
You're done.

1662
01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:43,042
In two days, you guys are going
to be pumping gas, you follow?

1663
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:44,333
You're gonna be pump...

1664
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:47,792
Wow.

1665
01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:49,333
There is-you can tear it.

1666
01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:52,458
Pumpin'... Pumpin' gas.

1667
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,792
Pumpin' ga... Whoa!

1668
01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:57,625
Fishies. Pumping... Pumping gas.

1669
01:17:57,667 --> 01:18:01,417
(singsongy): Pumping gas,
pumping gas, pumping gas.

1670
01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:04,583
Pump's a funny word! There are
two P's. Pumping gas!

1671
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:06,958
What in the hell is going on?

1672
01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:09,583
So, you know how Chuck has been
snatching cups out of my hand

1673
01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:12,292
and chugging 'em
since we were freshman?

1674
01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,750
I took a couple
of those Combo Locks

1675
01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:15,208
and put them in my drink.

1676
01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:17,333
(singing): Pumping gas,
pumping gas, I'm pumping gas.

1677
01:18:17,375 --> 01:18:18,458
Pumping gas.

1678
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,708
Come on, let's go.

1679
01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:24,667
- Are you serious?
- I am.

1680
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,875
- Boogie-woogie-woogie...
- Whoo!

1681
01:18:26,958 --> 01:18:28,790
Whoo! Volume!

1682
01:18:28,792 --> 01:18:31,875
I believe Officer Walsh
is asking for some volume.

1683
01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:33,623
Would you like to provide
the man with some volume?

1684
01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:35,000
I think I would.

1685
01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:39,625
(dance music playing)

1686
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:43,083
(cheering)

1687
01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:54,792
Are you sure you're okay?

1688
01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,625
Yeah, Max gave me
some aspirin!

1689
01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:57,875
Wha...

1690
01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:03,500
Becky: Hey, sparky,
what's your full name,

1691
01:19:03,542 --> 01:19:04,958
rank, and badge number?

1692
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,956
Lake Everett Patrolman
Chuck Walsh,

1693
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,500
badge number 2-5-5-3!

1694
01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:13,625
2-5-5-3! Whoo!

1695
01:19:13,667 --> 01:19:15,623
And what are you doing
on this boat?

1696
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:17,417
I'm tripping balls!

1697
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,790
What was that?

1698
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,290
I'm tripping balls!

1699
01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,417
Yeah, I'm tripping balls!

1700
01:19:28,542 --> 01:19:30,458
(music continues)

1701
01:19:40,417 --> 01:19:43,833
(guests cheering and shouting)

1702
01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:47,625
Yo!

1703
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:50,792
Sorry I dosed
your partner, Hicks.

1704
01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:53,667
Not even worried about it.

1705
01:19:53,708 --> 01:19:55,167
Looks like
I'm getting bumped up.

1706
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,458
(laughing)

1707
01:19:57,625 --> 01:19:59,667
Also...

1708
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,623
looks like you won't be needing
these citations.

1709
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:03,500
Hey!

1710
01:20:03,583 --> 01:20:04,792
My man!

1711
01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:07,750
- Let's party!
- Let's party!

1712
01:20:07,792 --> 01:20:09,958
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have
any spare gas, would you?

1713
01:20:10,042 --> 01:20:11,917
I think I got a few cans. Yeah.

1714
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:13,333
Let's party, man.

1715
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,542
Let's party.

1716
01:20:14,583 --> 01:20:16,875
(cheering)

1717
01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:26,542
(music continues)

1718
01:20:34,292 --> 01:20:35,458
I gotta say,

1719
01:20:36,542 --> 01:20:37,792
epic party, Max.

1720
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,083
Thank you.

1721
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:41,625
You know, I got some ideas
on how to cut costs.

1722
01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,000
Get a little leaner,

1723
01:20:43,083 --> 01:20:45,123
except you'll have
to show me the, uh...

1724
01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:47,708
- The books.
- Yes!

1725
01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:50,625
Then again you'll have to
tell me what the numbers mean.

1726
01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:52,250
Absolutely.

1727
01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:54,208
But you do know tonight wasn't
all about the money, right?

1728
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:57,292
I know.

1729
01:21:00,417 --> 01:21:02,208
I'm really proud of you,
Seanie boy.

1730
01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:03,833
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1731
01:21:03,875 --> 01:21:05,042
For what?

1732
01:21:05,083 --> 01:21:06,583
Standing up to Walsh
the way that you did.

1733
01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:07,750
That took...

1734
01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,208
- You know?
- (Sean laughs)

1735
01:21:11,708 --> 01:21:14,292
I also want to thank you
for always having my back too.

1736
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:17,542
Tonight, last week...

1737
01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:18,833
the last twenty years.

1738
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:24,125
Dude. First mates forever.

1739
01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:27,458
Ah, Seanie,

1740
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,750
I love ya. Always have.

1741
01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:32,792
I love you too.

1742
01:21:34,875 --> 01:21:37,417
- Now...
- Uh, there it is.

1743
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:39,042
- Oh! Oh!
- There it is.

1744
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,792
- There it is.
- Hold on. Hold on. Look at this.

1745
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,500
(music continues)

1746
01:21:44,542 --> 01:21:45,583
Cheers.

1747
01:21:46,667 --> 01:21:47,792
Mmm.

1748
01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:51,125
- Whoo!
- What do you say

1749
01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,208
we show these people
how to really party?

1750
01:21:53,292 --> 01:21:54,792
Especially that girl
right there.

1751
01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:57,290
- Right there? Let's go.
- Yeah.

1752
01:21:57,292 --> 01:22:01,456
Let us dance til' dawn! Arrgh!

1753
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:02,792
Body roll!

1754
01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:05,417
Fly, Carmichael. Arrr!

1755
01:22:10,958 --> 01:22:12,875
(cheering)

1756
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:22,292
(music continues)

1757
01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:45,833
That was the best party
of my life!

1758
01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:48,623
I'm telling everyone
you guys rock!

1759
01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,125
Awesome.

1760
01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:52,750
Please let me stay!

1761
01:22:52,792 --> 01:22:54,456
I wanna live on this boat!

1762
01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:55,708
(Sean and Max chuckle)

1763
01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:56,956
- Thank you.
- You don't gotta go home,

1764
01:22:56,958 --> 01:22:59,292
but you gotta get
the hell out of here!

1765
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:00,458
Thank you, guys.

1766
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,125
Eomma, I hope we showed you
a good time.

1767
01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:04,875
It was the night of my life.

1768
01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:08,125
What the hell was that?

1769
01:23:08,167 --> 01:23:10,292
That's the S.S. Party Boat
weaving its magic,

1770
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,000
that's what that is.

1771
01:23:12,042 --> 01:23:15,417
Uh, should we get breakfast?

1772
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:16,958
It's on me.

1773
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,042
- Ooh.
- (Lauren chuckles)

1774
01:23:22,542 --> 01:23:25,123
That guy's crazy.
It might work out.

1775
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,667
Guys, this is my masterpiece.

1776
01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:29,292
- Too bad you have to delete that.
- Mm-hmm.

1777
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:30,833
Freedom of the press, no way!

1778
01:23:30,917 --> 01:23:32,956
What! What happens on the party
boat stays on the party boat.

1779
01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:33,958
Stays.

1780
01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,456
Guys,

1781
01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:38,042
I can't thank you enough.

1782
01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:39,290
Oh, Greg, you don't have
to do this.

1783
01:23:39,292 --> 01:23:40,583
Tha-That party was a disaster.

1784
01:23:40,625 --> 01:23:42,000
Hey. She said yes, right?

1785
01:23:42,042 --> 01:23:44,417
Well, technically, she said no,
but then you said yes.

1786
01:23:45,417 --> 01:23:46,792
I'm a man of my word.

1787
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:49,458
You should really hang out
with us more often, Greg.

1788
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:51,667
- Really?
- Max: Yeah.

1789
01:23:51,708 --> 01:23:52,833
It's good with me, matey.

1790
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:55,542
Well, just take it easy
on the mateys.

1791
01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:56,833
Okay?

1792
01:23:58,208 --> 01:23:59,958
I'm gonna go catch up
with my Eomma, all right?

1793
01:24:08,792 --> 01:24:11,292
So, floating wedding next year?

1794
01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,123
Again, about everything,
I'm really sorry and...

1795
01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:19,208
Stop it.
You threw a great party,

1796
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:22,125
and you gave me the greatest
proposal story of all time.

1797
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,250
Anything for my first mate.

1798
01:24:25,292 --> 01:24:26,417
Come here.

1799
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,333
L-Let go.

1800
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:38,292
- Hmm? Oh, yeah.
- Let go.

1801
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:39,417
My bad.

1802
01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:42,500
Congratulations.

1803
01:24:42,542 --> 01:24:44,375
Thanks, I'll see you soon.

1804
01:24:44,458 --> 01:24:45,667
Sean:
You got it.

1805
01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:52,417
- Wow.
- Yep.

1806
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:53,625
Our work here is done.

1807
01:24:53,667 --> 01:24:55,917
- And nobody died.
- Nobody died

1808
01:24:55,958 --> 01:24:57,292
(mugs clink)

1809
01:24:58,792 --> 01:25:00,625
(<i>High Rollers</i> by Photronique
playing)

1810
01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:06,458
Hey, Sean!

1811
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,167
- You know what I was thinking?
- What's that?

1812
01:25:08,208 --> 01:25:09,792
- Tahiti.
- Tahiti?

1813
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:11,000
- Tahiti.
- You wanna do Tahiti?

1814
01:25:11,042 --> 01:25:12,208
- Absolutely.
- We should do Tahiti.

1815
01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:13,333
Sailboat.

1816
01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:14,500
(both grunt)

1817
01:25:14,542 --> 01:25:16,042
- You like it?
- Dude, I love it.

1818
01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,500
You know what?
I do like Tahiti.

1819
01:25:17,542 --> 01:25:19,458
I'm telling you man,
stick with me,

1820
01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:21,417
- I'll make all your dreams come true.
- We're going places,

1821
01:25:21,458 --> 01:25:22,708
we're going places.

1822
01:25:22,792 --> 01:25:25,708
- Max: Tahiti!
- (Sean laughs)

1823
01:25:25,792 --> 01:25:27,667
We're coming for you, bitches.

1824
01:25:27,708 --> 01:25:30,750
- Oh, God.
- No rush. There's no rush.

1825
01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:33,125
Hey, Hicks, what's Eddie Van
Halen look like in real life?

1826
01:25:33,167 --> 01:25:34,623
I don't know. Get to the bed.

1827
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,623
- Three locks, three locks.
- Get to the bed. Get to the bed.

1828
01:25:36,625 --> 01:25:38,456
I'm going! You're not even
on the bed.

1829
01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:40,292
- I know I'm not.
- Oh, my God.

1830
01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:42,790
You know what? You need
a quesadilla. You need one.

1831
01:25:42,792 --> 01:25:44,042
No, no, no, lay down.
Lay down.

1832
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:45,708
- Walsh!
- What?

1833
01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:47,375
- Lay down!
- I got muenster in the fridge.

1834
01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:48,833
Lay down and relax!

1835
01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:50,625
I'm relaxed, you're the one
that's not relaxed.

1836
01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:53,042
Alright, Walsh.
I'll see you later.

1837
01:25:53,083 --> 01:25:54,083
Probably at your hearing.

1838
01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,083
(laughs)
At my hearing.

1839
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:58,083
I can hear.

1840
01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:01,500
Hicksy, slide me over
one of those buckets, okay?

1841
01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:04,290
Which one?

1842
01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:06,125
It's too early to tell.

1843
01:26:08,625 --> 01:26:10,208
You know what, just scoot over.

1844
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:13,456
You're too wasted
to leave alone,

1845
01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:15,167
and I'm too tired
to go home, so...

1846
01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:21,208
Big spoon or little spoon?

1847
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,708
It's too early to tell.

1848
01:26:29,958 --> 01:26:32,000
Are you sure this bed is...

1849
01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:38,042
Oh, God.

1850
01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:39,625
I can smell your sunscreen.

1851
01:26:40,875 --> 01:26:42,917
Go to bed, Walsh.

1852
01:26:42,958 --> 01:26:46,123
(<i>High Rollers</i>
by Photronique playing)

1853
01:26:46,125 --> 01:26:50,458
? I'm a jet set player
yeah I'm doing life right ?

1854
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:54,250
? Rooftop party man
them flashing lights bright ?

1855
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:58,000
? Big shot talking girl
I do it all night ?

1856
01:26:58,083 --> 01:27:01,000
? Don't stop win it girl
let's get it right ?

1857
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,623
? Party in the penthouse
Trump Tower ?

1858
01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,956
? Private jets any hour ?

1859
01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:08,250
? Day or week ?

1860
01:27:08,292 --> 01:27:12,000
? Dripping all them diamonds
diamonds platinum ?

1861
01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:15,833
? In my earrings
so classy ?

1862
01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:20,083
? Living like high rollers
that one percent ?

1863
01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:21,833
? Yeah we do it
how we do it ?

1864
01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:23,542
? And then we do it again ?

1865
01:27:23,583 --> 01:27:27,458
? 'Cause we're the high rollers
don't forget ?

1866
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:31,167
? Yeah we in it just to win it
there's no limits we bet ?

1867
01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:35,042
? 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1868
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:38,792
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1869
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:42,583
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1870
01:27:42,625 --> 01:27:47,125
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1871
01:27:49,917 --> 01:27:51,790
? Call me Cool Hand Luke ?

1872
01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:54,292
? 'Cause man
I really can't lose ?

1873
01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:58,000
? Party with my people please
send me some more goose ?

1874
01:27:58,042 --> 01:28:01,750
? Big yacht pimpin'
sipping on some juice ?

1875
01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:04,667
? I can't believe it
man my life is true ?

1876
01:28:04,708 --> 01:28:07,417
? Party in the penthouse
Trump Tower ?

1877
01:28:07,458 --> 01:28:09,956
? Private jets any hour ?

1878
01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:12,000
? Day or week ?

1879
01:28:12,042 --> 01:28:15,708
? Dripping all them diamonds
diamonds platinum ?

1880
01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:19,623
? In my earrings
so classy ?

1881
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:23,625
? Living like high rollers
that one percent ?

1882
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:25,583
? Yeah we do it
how we do it ?

1883
01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:27,292
? And then we do it again ?

1884
01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:31,123
? 'Cause we're the high rollers
don't forget ?

1885
01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:34,875
? Yeah we in it just to win it
there's no limits we bet ?

1886
01:28:34,917 --> 01:28:38,750
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1887
01:28:38,792 --> 01:28:42,542
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1888
01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:46,292
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1889
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:50,542
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1890
01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:04,958
? Living like high rollers
that one percent ?

1891
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,833
? Yeah we do it
how we do it ?

1892
01:29:06,917 --> 01:29:08,583
? And then we do it again ?

1893
01:29:08,625 --> 01:29:12,458
? 'Cause we're the high rollers
don't forget ?

1894
01:29:12,542 --> 01:29:16,125
? Yeah we in it just to win it
there's no limits we bet ?

1895
01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:20,000
? 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1896
01:29:20,042 --> 01:29:23,792
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1897
01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:27,542
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1898
01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:31,750
? We're the hi-i-i-i-i
high rollers ?

1899
01:29:31,792 --> 01:29:33,500
? Roller rollers
rollers rollers ?

1900
01:29:33,542 --> 01:29:35,456
? Rollers rollers
rollers rollers ?

1901
01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:37,042
? Rollers rollers rollers ?

1902
01:29:37,076 --> 01:29:42,076
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