The Jungle Part Three (final) (Boomer, Jitters, Straight)

<Jitterbug>: The guard seem to be clustered around the smoke filled cell, around 6 of them

Straight_Shot looks with infrared into the cell
<Jitterbug>: A small humanoid shape resides within floating, legs crossed, almost looks like she is meditating
Jitterbug waits idly in the bushes with Boomer

Straight_Shot thinks for a second wishing he could have a walkie talkie or something oh well
Straight_Shot flips up so he is sitting on top of the wall
Straight_Shot whistles loudly

<Jitterbug>: One of the guards spots him, and seems to materialize a gun out of nowhere, shooting towards Straight_Shot
<Straight_Shot>: "Crap!"
Straight_Shot flips back down and drops down onto the ground on the other side of the wall
<Jitterbug>: consiga al hijoputa!

<Jitterbug>: A large explosion comes from the other side of the wall, right next to Straight_Shot, as it shatters beside him
<Jitterbug>: The man that fired at you is now manning a howitzer

Straight_Shot shakes on his feet and scrambles into the tree line
<Straight_Shot>: "sonuva"
<Jitterbug>: tiroteo de cañón!
<Jitterbug>: The man elephant guns out of nowhere, and hands them to 4 men, as his 5 friends remain to guard the cell
<Jitterbug>: They begin to head out into the forest

Boomer sneaks through the bushes, moving out into the base while the distraction is set
Jitterbug scuttles after Boomer
Straight_Shot scrambles up a tree
<Jitterbug>: Ya ready, man?
Jitterbug whispers to Boomer
<Boomer>: "Yep" he says, looking around at the scene. [could use a descript here]
<Jitterbug>: the workers are no longer there, scattered to parts unknown. the five guards still stand by the cell, the gunman now sitting on a turret
<Jitterbug>: Craaap
<Jitterbug>: That looks bad
<Jitterbug>: Ya got anything to stop it?

Boomer takes out five boomerangs. Easy pickings. He throws them out, they spin out into the room and each swing around to smack into each of the guards hard enough to cause a concussion.
<Jitterbug>: Only two of the arrows connect. the other three are shot out of the sky by 3 arrows

<Jitterbug>: ....
<Straight_Shot>: [>arrows]
<Straight_Shot>: [Wait whose arrows are those?]
<Boomer>: [I am confused]
<Jitterbug>: not yours]
<Jitterbug>: the other guard in there shot the boomerangs out of the sky]
<Straight_Shot>: [you said arrows shot the arrows out of the sky]
<Straight_Shot>: [whats happening]
<Jitterbug>: oh, shit, sorry]
<Jitterbug>: two of the boomerangs connect]
<Straight_Shot>: [okay]

<Jitterbug>: Por aquí! ¡dispare!
Boomer ducks in the shadows to avoid detection, planning another round of boomerangs
<Jitterbug>: the guards wait, anticipating the guy's next moves

Straight_Shot reaches a high branch on tree and watches guardsmen in the woods below him
<Jitterbug>: The guards going after Straight_Shot are wandering the jungles, when one pops out what seems to be an inhaler, and puffs it in his mouth
<Jitterbug>: His bones begin to crack, and reform, as he begins to grow feathers, and takes on the form of a harpy

<Jitterbug>: He goes through the sky, and searches for Straight_Shot from up above
Boomer throws a boomerang to the ceiling, it sticks and explodes. Several smaller bomb like creations shoot out of it to the guards below, making a few powerful but nonlethal impacts
Straight_Shot swings grappling hook and makes a minor luck boosted attempted to lasso himself a harpy
<Jitterbug>: The guards residing over the cell are all knocked to the ground, unconscious

<Jitterbug>: what part ya lassoing, Straight_Shot?]
<Jitterbug>: legs, wings, head?]
<Straight_Shot>: [head]
<Jitterbug>: gotcha]

Boomer heads out, heading to the now open cell
<Jitterbug>: Straight_Shot is able to successfully lasso the neck, the man screeching, as he begins to fly off, the rope growing tighter
<Jitterbug>: Jitters follows Boomer to the cell
<Straight_Shot>: "Ohboy"

Straight_Shot wraps legs around branch and yanks hard on the grapple
<Jitterbug>: The Harpy man screeches, as he comes crashing into the jungle below. The guards after Straight_Shot all go to investigate the noise
<Jitterbug>: As Boomer and Jitterbug come closer to the cell, the smoke remains almost in a block form
<Jitterbug>: so, Straight_Shot, they aren't looking for you, but for the harpy man that landed around 15 yards off

Straight_Shot clips grapple to belt and swings it with hands wrapping another trees branch and swinging across to it above the men

<Jitterbug>: so you created a zipline, fron the tree, to the harpy?]
<Straight_Shot>: no]
<Straight_Shot>: [its no longer on the harpy he pulled it back after crashing the guy now hes trying to be spider-man]
<Jitterbug>: ah, to the back of the guys?]
<Jitterbug>: gonna kick em?]
<Jitterbug>: and, testing for Boomer [
<Boomer>: [yep I am there]

<Jitterbug>: "Hello?" Jitterbug exclaims, "Is anyone in there?"
Boomer tries to open it
<Jitterbug>: The cell doors seem to only budge a centimeter, but not much more

Straight_Shot unhooks grapple and swings it to another branch starting to get the hang of the swinging as he passes above the men he drops a flash bang into their formation
<Straight_Shot>: "In the jungle the mighty jungle~"
Straight_Shot lands on branch across and above men fires a few body shots into the blinded fray
<Jitterbug>: The flashbang goes off, the men shooting the guns off. the majority of them are hit in the shoulder, and in pain

<Straight_Shot>: "Time to wrap this up"
<Straight_Shot>: "Heh"
<Straight_Shot>: "Wrap"
Straight_Shot looks down at grappling hook
Straight_Shot nocks a net arrow and looses it at the group

<Jitterbug>: Got any ideas?
Jitterbug looks at Boomer
Boomer takes out a boomerang, tries to use it to pry it open

<Jitterbug>: The group is captured under a heavy net
<Straight_Shot>: "Heh"
<Straight_Shot>: "Wrap"
Straight_Shot descends from the tree and goes to check on the writhing mass of guards
<Jitterbug>: The guards writher under the net, bleeding on the forest ground, moaning in pain

<Straight_Shot>: "After we clean up this mess"
<Straight_Shot>: "I think your net income's gonna go down"
<Straight_Shot>: "Heh"
<Straight_Shot>: "Net"
Straight_Shot pats himself on the back

<Jitterbug>: The boomerang seems too large to  fit into the hole
<Jitterbug>: Hmmm....
<Jitterbug>: You got some kind of saw in there?
Boomer shrugs

Straight_Shot unclips a first aid kit from his belt and tosses it into the net pile
Straight_Shot looses another net on top of them
<Straight_Shot>: "Stay"
Straight_Shot jogs back to Boomer and Jitters

<Straight_Shot>: "Guys innawoods are either unconscious or under wraps"
<Straight_Shot>: "Heh"
<Straight_Shot>: "Wraps"
Straight_Shot pats himself on the back and nods proudly

<Jitterbug>: Hey Guile
<Jitterbug>: Listen, either of you guys got something that can cut in your arsenal?

<Straight_Shot>: "I got a tomahawk"
<Boomer>: "Go for it man"
<Jitterbug>: Think that can chip away at steel bars?
Straight_Shot slips tomahawk out of belt

<Straight_Shot>: "Ehhhh"
<Straight_Shot>: "Honestly?"
<Straight_Shot>: "No probably not"
<Straight_Shot>: "I've got a couple pounds of c4 left"
<Straight_Shot>: "That seems kinda irresponsible though"

<Jitterbug>: Woah, that seems a bit dangerous. I mean, we still got a person in there
<Jitterbug>: Unless.....
<Jitterbug>: We had something to block the blast...

Jitterbug looks at the bars, and slips inbetween them. She holds the bars, and presses her body up against it
<Jitterbug>: Think this will work?
Jitterbug waits for Straight_Shot or Boomer to respond

<Straight_Shot>: "Have you tried talking to the person inside?"
<Boomer>: "I think so"
<Jitterbug>: the person inside seems to be deep in thought, floating above the ground

<Straight_Shot>: "Alright"
<Straight_Shot>: "Bella see what you can do"
<Straight_Shot>: "Im gonna snoop around for anybody tardy to the party"
<Jitterbug>: Wait, what about the C4?
<Straight_Shot>: "Hm?"
<Jitterbug>: I was gonna be a blast shield!
<Jitterbug>: I'm 98 percent I got exploded this week

<Straight_Shot>: "That's uh"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm really not comfortable with blowing you up to open a cage"
<Jitterbug>: I can take it! I'm tough as a rock
Jitterbug pounds her fist against her stomach
<Straight_Shot>: "Its not you taking it"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm just really not comfortable uh"
<Straight_Shot>: "using it on people"

<Boomer>: "Well, what are our options?"
<Jitterbug>: Listen. There is only three options here. We either use the C4, try and chip away at the bars with a tomahawk, or try and look for a key on people that will shoot us on sight
<Straight_Shot>: "I mean its just iron bars right?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh wait you know what"
Straight_Shot jogs off to the boy he handcuffed to a tree
<Jitterbug>: the boy is still scared, and cuffed to a tree

Jitterbug looks at Boomer
<Jitterbug>: Man, why you guys so squeamish about blowing me up? I'm gonna live through it
<Boomer>: "Not something I like to practice..."

Straight_Shot uncuffs kid
<Straight_Shot>: "C'mon, slick"
Straight_Shot extends hand to boy
<Jitterbug>: The boy recoils in fear
<Jitterbug>: He sputters in Spanish, as his looks up at Straight_Shot

Straight_Shot looks down at kid
<Straight_Shot>: "C'mon, slick, got things to do people to see"
Straight_Shot lets honesty embodiment's swarthy charisma exude
<Jitterbug>: The kid does not understand the words you are saying, he continues to cower in fear, but begins to calm down, as he stands up, and looks at Straight_Shot

Straight_Shot points to kid in chest, points to himself, makes heroic pose, motions to compound
<Jitterbug>: Usted es un héroe?
Straight_Shot gives thumbs up and begins walking back to base
<Jitterbug>: the boy follows behind him
<Jitterbug>: Al igual que el hombre murciélago?

<Straight_Shot>: [jitters do you actually speak spanish?]
<Jitterbug>: I do not, no]
<Jitterbug>: I am just using google translate...]
<Straight_Shot>: [nice]

Straight_Shot thinks internally, "my spanish a little rusty but pop said I would need it some day", thank god for his crazy lessons
<Straight_Shot>: "Si"
<Jitterbug>: The boy smiles, and quickens his pace
<Straight_Shot>: "Estoy aquí para arreglar esto"

Jitterbug continues to wait in the cell
Straight_Shot jogs with boy back to Jitters and Boomer
Jitterbug sees the kid with Straight_Shot
<Jitterbug>: Who is that?

<Straight_Shot>: "Worker"
<Straight_Shot>: "No te preocupes que son buenos"
<Jitterbug>: You speak Spanish?
<Jitterbug>: Nice!
<Jitterbug>: All I can do is Afrikaans
<Straight_Shot>: "Badly"

<Straight_Shot>: "Right okay"
Straight_Shot turns to the boy
<Straight_Shot>: "Necesitamos la tecla"
<Straight_Shot>: "Alguna idea?"

<Jitterbug>: El jefe tiene que
<Jitterbug>: he points to the house
<Jitterbug>: Es muy peligroso
<Straight_Shot>: "Tanto mejor"

<Straight_Shot>: "Boss is in the house, super dangerous, probably a trap"
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh and he has the key"
<Jitterbug>: Hmmm
<Jitterbug>: Your guy's choice
Jitterbug slips out of the bars

<Straight_Shot>: "I've already decided"
Straight_Shot turns to kid
<Straight_Shot>: "Esto podría ponerse feo encontrar refugio"
<Jitterbug>: The kid runs back into the jungle

<Jitterbug>: Well, it is a democracy here
<Jitterbug>: Boomer, what's yer choice?
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm not blowing stuff up near on people, Bella"
Boomer shrugs
<Jitterbug>: Alright, we gonna storm the castle?

Straight_Shot taps mp3 player a few times as he approaches the building http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWXRintPmGQ
<Jitterbug>: Guess so....
<Jitterbug>: I'll summon some reinforcements then
<Straight_Shot>: "Not the roaches, Bella"
<Jitterbug>: But...they're helpful

<Straight_Shot>: "I don't think, Digger or me, really gain any confidence from their presence"
<Straight_Shot>: "Sorry"
<Straight_Shot>: "Also this song is super cliche"
Straight_Shot taps mp3 again
<Straight_Shot>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anGYFI_hmIITITLE

<Jitterbug>: Alright...I guess
Jitterbug walks up to the door
Boomer follows
<Straight_Shot>: "Sorry, Bella"
Straight_Shot nocks an arrow and approaches the door
<Straight_Shot>: "Invincible ladies first"
<Jitterbug>: On it
Jitterbug slips under the door

Straight_Shot counts to three once Jitters is in before rearin back and kicking the door just above the lock intending to bust it down
<Straight_Shot>: "My name is Guile Churchill"
<Straight_Shot>: "y estoy aquí para arruinar su día"

<Jitterbug>: A large figure lumbers out of the door, grabbing at the frame, crushing it in his hand. He wears a bathrobe, and his hair is tied into dreadlocks. The most noticeable feature seemed to be the tubes that lead from his back, to his chest
<Jitterbug>: Si
<Jitterbug>: and I am a tired man
<Straight_Shot>: "Well I'm gonna have to ask for a few minutes of your beauty rest"

Boomer readies his boomerangs
Straight_Shot is jamming to some song while testing the pull on his bow not breaking eye contact
<Jitterbug>: The man groggily stares at Straight_Shot, as the ground beneath Straight_Shot, Boomer and Jitterbug
Straight_Shot holds ground orange glow crackling around him
<Straight_Shot>: "Look, slick, we can either do this the easy or the hard way"
<Jitterbug>: Hard way it is then
<Straight_Shot>: "Sorry"
<Jitterbug>: A geyser opens up beneath each person, and jets them up into the sky
Straight_Shot is thrown up into the sky

Boomer flies upward into the sky
<Jitterbug>: Woahgod!
Jitterbug flies upwards
<Jitterbug>: Wait....
Jitterbug unflaps, and flies, grabbing the kids
Boomer throws several boomerangs down to hit the man below him
<Jitterbug>: The man taps at his chest, as the geysers vanish

<Jitterbug>: He unleashes a breath of metal, knocking the boomerangs down
<Jitterbug>: You came to interrupt my operation! You think I would let this go free?
<Straight_Shot>: "No not really"
Straight_Shot takes a few shots at guy while being carried around
<Jitterbug>: He charges up his breathe, and sets loose another torrent of metal at the arrows

<Jitterbug>: you will have to do more than that if you want to defeat me!
<Jitterbug>: He begins to run after the group

<Straight_Shot>: "It's okay we're good at improvising"
<Straight_Shot>: "Okay on three we split alright?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Never stop moving"
<Jitterbug>: got it
Jitterbug floats down, and gets ready to drop them

<Straight_Shot>: "1"
<Straight_Shot>: "2"
<Straight_Shot>: "3!"

Straight_Shot hits the ground running splitting away from the group
Boomer runs off as far as he can from the others
Jitterbug flies off, and goes to divebomb at the man. She is knocked back, with another blast of metal breathe
<Straight_Shot>: "Boomer you go high I go low!"
<Boomer>: "Right!"

Straight_Shot begins to turn as he runs circling back to be on the mans left side he prepares a large bulky arrow
Boomer swings in from the right, several exploding boomerangs at the ready
Straight_Shot fires huge arrow
<Jitterbug>: the man slaps at the chest plate again, and holds his hands up. Boomer and Straight_Shot feel the uncontrollable urge to laugh

<Jitterbug>: where do you fire it?]
<Straight_Shot>: [at the guy]
<Straight_Shot>: [from the left]
<Jitterbug>: any place specific?]
<Straight_Shot>: [center mass]
<Straight_Shot>: [arrow is bomb by the way]

Boomer throws his boomerangs, they go off to hit him in several places on the right side. The head, the arm, the back, and the leg are main targets. They make a nice boom on impact

<Jitterbug>: the chest plate is hit with the arrow, as the man is knocked to the ground
<Jitterbug>: The man groans, as he lies on the ground
<Jitterbug>: "Really? Ice teleporting?"
<Jitterbug>: The man tries to get up, but collapses

<Straight_Shot>: "Easy there"
Straight_Shot jogs over to man collapsing bow and inspecting the man
<Jitterbug>: the man sleeps, snoring quite loudly
<Straight_Shot>: "Guess he got his beauty sleep after all"

Jitterbug walks over
<Jitterbug>: Huh
<Jitterbug>: Good job, guys!
Jitterbug pats Boomer, and Straight_Shot on the back

<Boomer>: "Thanks..."
Straight_Shot searches for key
<Jitterbug>: He finds a key, in the top left fuzzy pocket

<Straight_Shot>: "Hey hey hey"
<Straight_Shot>: "My lucky day"
Straight_Shot jogs over to cell and unlocks

<Jitterbug>: As Straight_Shot unlocks the door, the smoke begins to dissipate, and a girl floats there, corss legged, and eyes closed
<Straight_Shot>: "Hey"

<Jitterbug>: Hello
<Jitterbug>: Thank you for the rescue
Straight_Shot steps into cell adjusting hair to be flipped to side again
<Jitterbug>: The girl uncrosses her legs and floats down, opening her eyes
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh you know it's a hobby"
<Straight_Shot>: "Don't mention it"

<Jitterbug>: So you shall bring me back to my father?
<Straight_Shot>: "I think that's how this dance goes yeah"
<Straight_Shot>: "I guess you'll be needing a ride back to the states?
Boomer puts his boomerangs back into their places

<Jitterbug>: I don't think that shall be necessary
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh"
<Straight_Shot>: "I mean that's cool"
<Straight_Shot>: "Guess your dad is here anyways"
<Straight_Shot>: "Dunno why I thought you'd need to ride back with us"
<Jitterbug>: The child you told to escape has come with help
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh well glad he made it through this"
<Straight_Shot>: "He's a good kid very brave"
<Jitterbug>: He he comes now

<Straight_Shot>: "So uh"
<Jitterbug>: The child returns, as a large figure walks behind him
Straight_Shot scratches the back of his head
<Straight_Shot>: "Right"
Straight_Shot exits the cell and looks at the figure and the boy

<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: el hombre murciélago!
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: the boy says
MoncestroTheUnyielding looks at the group
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: Hrmmm
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: You stormed the villa of a drug lord?

<Boomer>: "Yes sir"
<Straight_Shot>: "Mutant rights activist was locked up"
<Straight_Shot>: "Now unlocked up"

MoncestroTheUnyielding continues to stare at the group
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: You took out one of the largest Fuerze suppliers in South America?
Straight_Shot shifts on his feet some
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: Children, and a bug woman?

<Straight_Shot>: "I guess"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm adult technically"
MoncestroTheUnyielding stares, and narrows his eyes at Straight_Shot
<Straight_Shot>: "I turned eighteen over the plane ride I think"
<Straight_Shot>: "I lost track of days after a trip with my dad, I'm never sure what date he drops me back off at"

<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: Hrmmm
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: You did...adequate
MoncestroTheUnyielding salutes Straight_Shot, Boomer, and jitterbug
Boomer gives a salute back
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: I will escort the target, and send in troops to round up the criminals here. Were lethal actions taken?

<Boomer>: "Not that I know of"
<Straight_Shot>: "Uh some guys in the woods nearby got beat up some I left em awake and with a first aid kit but under wraps"
<Straight_Shot>: "Thats one patrol of two, sir the second is unconscious in the nearby woods
<Straight_Shot>: "They're both over that way, sir"
Straight_Shot points in direction of both downed guard patrols

<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: We never get to use lethal force...
<Straight_Shot>: "I mean we didn't either"
<MoncestroTheUnyielding>: Anyways, EVIL salutes you. Keep on fighting, and get out of here, before you cause an international incident

<Straight_Shot>: "Just smacked some heads"
MoncestroTheUnyielding grabs the girl, and the child, and begins to walk out
<Straight_Shot>: "Always keep my face hidden, sir"

Straight_Shot nods and turns back to Boomer and Jitters
<Jitterbug>: Oh man, that was EVIL!
<Jitterbug>: So cool!

<Boomer>: "I used to watch them on the television when I was younger"
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah they're like?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Major leagues or something right"
<Straight_Shot>: "I met America once"
<Straight_Shot>: "Well an illusion of America"

<Jitterbug>: Wow....
<Jitterbug>: Cool
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah I guess so..."
<Jitterbug>: So....shall we head back now?

<Straight_Shot>: "Hey guys I've been thinking"
<Straight_Shot>: "We should take a boat back"
<Straight_Shot>: "or see if EVIL has a teleporter"
<Jitterbug>: But...Hermit is waiting off the coast
<Straight_Shot>: "Right"
Straight_Shot screams internally

<Jitterbug>: Eh, don;t worry, the flight back is always easy
<Jitterbug>: Now, how bout when we head back, I get ya guys some burgers?
Straight_Shot shrigs

Jitterbug begins to walk back to the jet
Boomer joins them
<Straight_Shot>: "I think me and Mark were gonna see what exactly it would take to install a hot tub in the common area for our dorms"
<Straight_Shot>: "So maybe a rain check on those burgers"
Straight_Shot walks back to jet with them
<Jitterbug>: A hot tub? Nice....