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Lost in Time Chapter 4

Jan 2nd, 2013
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  1. >Day what the fuck is this place in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >You wake up in a pink room
  4. >Oh right
  5. >This isn't Kansas
  6. >This is an alternate universe
  7. >The sun blinds you
  8. >Pinkie is nowhere to be seen
  9. >You look at the clock
  10. >It's the middle of the day
  11. Shit what if Twilight is done...
  12. >You stand up and stretch
  13. >You go into the bathroom and take your clothes off for a shower
  14. >Don't shit or shave
  15. >Body wash in shower makes you smell like cotton candy
  16. >This will be an interesting day...
  17. >First item on your agenda
  18. >Check on Twilight to see if she fixed it
  19. >Second item
  20. >Find Pinkie
  21. >You walk to Twilight's Library only to be stopped by Applejack
  22. >She looks strangely at you
  23. >"H-hey Anon...h-how are ya?"
  24. Uh...good I guess?
  25. >"Ya missed s-some work this m-morning and Ah just th-think its time w-we talked...if thats alright with you..."
  26. >Hold on a nigger...Applejack is acting like Fluttershy from your universe...wat
  27. Uh...about what?
  28. >She pulls you behind a tree
  29. >"Is p-pegging your fetish?"
  30. >She holds up a strapon
  31. Nope.
  32. >You nope out of there so hard
  33. >You open Twilight's door and close it behind you
  34. >"Oh there you are! Gosh I thought something happened!"
  35. No...just was tired.
  36. >You sit on a chair
  37. So...what's up? Hows that clock thing going?
  38. >"Well its fixed..."
  39. Holy shit already! Awesome! When-
  40. >"But it doesn't work."
  41. Wat.
  42. >"I tested it this morning...it didnt work. Sparks just came out and thats it."
  43. Well then you didn't fix it.
  44. >"I did! But then I thought about time and universe relativity."
  45. And?
  46. >"You switched places with that Anon because you changed something in that past you went to that aligned everything to happen just like in this universe."
  47. Go on.
  48. >"So maybe I can just make a device that can take you back to your universe..."
  49. Is that possible?
  50. >"Well you're here now right? Why not give it a shot. I'll call you back when I need you."
  51. >You leave the Library quite depressed
  52. >How will you get back now?
  53. >Has anyp0ny missed you?
  54. >Is Fluttershy okay?
  55. >Will little Jimmy ever get out of that well?
  56. >These thoughts race through your mind
  57. >You might as well just go see what's so different about this universe
  58. >You look up
  59. >Sky's the same
  60. >You look toward the everfree forest
  61. Wonder how Zecora's life is?
  62. >You start walking to the forest
  63. >You walk into a barrier
  64. >It burns and flings you back
  65. What the fuck?
  66. >You stand back up and look
  67. >A bubble surrounds Ponyville
  68. How the fuck did this happen?!
  69. >A bright light appears in front of you
  70. >When you can finally see again Celestia stands there smiling
  71. >"Hello Anonymous."
  72. Uh...hey. Do you know my situation here?
  73. >She nods
  74. >"Yes I was the one who sent you forward in time was I not?"
  75. Yes you were. Okay whats with this?
  76. >You point to the bubble
  77. >"You told me to protect this place from Discord correct?"
  78. No I said you need to prepare the elements for fighting him.
  79. >"Oh..."
  80. What happened?
  81. >"Well this barrier just works as a regular fire barrier, you experienced that. But creatures of the spell caster's choosing explode when they touch it..."
  82. >You stare at her wide eyed
  83. You mean they never even fought him?
  84. >"He still trapped them in a maze but at one time he tried to go back, and thats when I made the bubble."
  85. That must have been a mess.
  86. >"It was. All on Carousel Boutique. The building was red until the next time it rained."
  87. That's disgusting.
  88. >"See I thought you told me to protect the elements...so thats what I did."
  89. Wait a minute...they havent even used their elements have they?!
  90. >She looks up to the sky
  91. >"Well no...when Nightmare moon came back from her banishment I feared sending them to hunt for her would be a dangerous waste. So I killed her myself."
  92. You killed your sisiter?!
  93. >She sits in the grass and sighs
  94. >You can see tears run down her face
  95. >"Yes...but it was to protect the elements..."
  96. >Shit you fucked up
  97. >Better not tell her what would have happened if she let them go
  98. How are they going to know how to use them if they havent before?
  99. >She lifts her head and looks at you puzzled
  100. >"I suppose I never thought of that..."
  101. >She stands up
  102. >Any blades of grass that were stuck to her burned immediately
  103. Don't you think you could train them or something?
  104. >"Well no."
  105. Why not?
  106. >"Because of the pain that you caused to Fluttershy."
  107. Technically it wasn't me but yeah I see your point.
  108. >"Its all ruined isn't it?"
  109. >She looks down and starts crying again
  110. >Fuck this mare is emotional
  111. >You walk over to her and give her a hug
  112. >Really like a neck hug because shes huge
  113. >She rests her head on your shoulder
  114. >"I really fucked up didn't I?"
  115. >You just pat her on her side
  116. At least most of the population is happy right?
  117. >You let go and she nods
  118. >"I must see to my royal duties. Farewell Anon."
  119. >She turns into yellow smoke that flies right through the bubble and to Canterlot
  120. >This place is crazy
  121. >You start to walk to see Rarity, and what she's like in all this
  122. >You open the door to Carousel Boutique
  123. >You are greeted by Flitter
  124. >"Yes what can I do for you today Anon? The usual?"
  125. >She seductively winks at you
  126. >Well shit
  127. Uh...do you know where Rarity is?
  128. >"Anon are you feeling alright?"
  129. Not really. But please answer my question.
  130. >"Don't you remember? She moved to Canterlot because she couldn't stand us 'Regular folk.' What a bitch."
  131. >You scratch your head
  132. O-oh yeah, haha...
  133. >That sounds like Rarity
  134. Okay I'll just be going now then...
  135. >You turn to leave but Flitter shuts the door before you can
  136. >"Anon honey...I know you want some of this..."
  137. >She bends over and puts her ass up
  138. >She swishes her tail back and forth
  139. >Pushing the smell of blueberries to you
  140. >Wait how in the fuck does that smell like blueberries
  141. >She stops noticing you just staring
  142. >"What's wrong Anon?"
  143. >She turns around and pulls you over to the couch
  144. >"You know you can tell me right sweetie?"
  145. >She snuggles to your side
  146. >You turn and look at her
  147. >She looks back at you with a cute sad face
  148. >She moves her head closer to yours
  149. >You stand up
  150. I'm sorry...I just can't today.
  151. >"Anon honey-"
  152. >You run out of Carousel Boutique
  153. >Okay list of things to do today
  154. >Find Pinkie
  155. >You look up and notice Rainbow
  156. Hey Rainbow! Come here!
  157. >She zooms down to you
  158. >"What up punk?"
  159. >She bucks at you
  160. Not in the mood for that. Have you seen Pinkie? I havent all day.
  161. >"Maybe I have and maybe I havent..."
  162. Okay what do you want?
  163. >"Can you pet me? Like you used to do when you first got here?"
  164. >You pull her to a bench and sit down
  165. >You begin stroking her back
  166. >You go from her flank to her head twice
  167. Okay there, now where is she?
  168. >"That's not how you did it the first time."
  169. >You groan
  170. Fine.
  171. >Time to give this bitch one hell of a petting
  172. >You turn to her
  173. >You use both hands
  174. >One going up to her head and tussling her mane a bit, and the other going down her back and squeezing her flank a bit
  175. >She moans each time you squeeze it
  176. >She rolls over and you rub her belly with one hand
  177. >She lifts her head and looks at you
  178. >She bites her lip a little
  179. >"Thats not how you used to do it."
  180. >She winks at you a little
  181. >Well fuck
  182. >You continue rubbing her belly but you use your other hand to gently rub her pussy
  183. >She moans and kicks a little bit
  184. >"Anon we're in public maybe we shouldn't..."
  185. >You look around
  186. >Nothing there
  187. >You slip a finger into her
  188. >She tenses up and jumps out and sits on your lap
  189. >"Anon! What the fuck?!"
  190. Isn't that how you wanted it?
  191. >She looks down
  192. >"Well yeah...but aren't you and Pinkie..."
  193. And you were the one trying to make me do this...
  194. >She nods
  195. Now can you tell me where...my wife is?
  196. >She hops off of you
  197. >"She went to the lake for a swim. I can take you there cause you probably don't know where it is."
  198. Lead the way.
  199. >She starts walking to a field looking place
  200. >With each step her flank sways and she flicks her tail like Flitter did
  201. >Except this time it smells like skittles
  202. >Seriously how the fuck can it smell like that?
  203. >You finally make it to the lake
  204. >Pinkie lays in a chair trying to subathe
  205. >You put a hand on Rainbow's side and whisper to her
  206. Wait wait I'm gonna scare her.
  207. >"Why?"
  208. Why not? It'll be funny just stay behind that bush over there.
  209. >You point to a bush and in a streak of Rainbow shes there poking her head out
  210. >You slowly walk up behind the chair
  211. >And hold your breath
  212. >You reach down to Pinkie
  213. >You grab her by the shoulders and scream
  214. BOO!
  215. >Pinkie flies up into the air screaming and comes down back into the water
  216. >You sit on the chair and laugh
  217. >You look over and Rainbow is rolling around on the ground in tears laughing
  218. >Pinkie pokes her head out of the water
  219. >And walks out
  220. >"You wanna play that way huh?!"
  221. >She charges at you but you're still laughing
  222. >You feel a slight nudge and now you and the chair are thirty feet in the air plummeting to the water
  223. OH SHIT!
  224. >You splash into the water and the chair hits your head
  225. >It's suprisingly clear lake water despite the blood gushing from your head
  226. >Then again this is a town with talking candy colored ponies
  227. >You swim back up
  228. Hey that wasn't fair that hurt!
  229. >Pinkie stops laughing as you walk out of the water with blood rushing down your head
  230. >"OHMYGOSHWENEEDTOGETYOUTOTHEHOSPITAL!"
  231. Well I'd be fine if you didn't throw me that high.
  232. >She looks down and then back up
  233. >She giggles and then puts on a serious face
  234. >She pulls out from behind her a med kit
  235. >Like from left 4 dead
  236. >She wraps your head in gauze
  237. >"There! It would be the same thing the doctor would do."
  238. >Rainbow flies over
  239. >"Oh my gosh that was so funny! Hey are you okay?"
  240. Yeah I'm fine.
  241. >Pinkie hits you in the gut
  242. >"Don't ever scare me like that again! Next time there might not be water below me..."
  243. >You start thinking about the bloody mess on Carousel Boutique
  244. Yeah that wouldn't be good. And I didn't expect you to fly up that high from just a scare. Sorry Pinkie.
  245. >She rubs her head against your side
  246. >"So what're you doing here anyway?"
  247. Just coming to check up on my wife.
  248. >You bend down and hug her
  249. >Rainbow d'awws
  250. >You hang out with Rainbow and Pinkie for a few hours at the lake
  251. >Pinkie asks
  252. >"Hey Anon, how come you were so tired last night?"
  253. >Rainbow curiously looks over
  254. >Pinkie looks back at her
  255. >"Rainbow I had all these romantic this planned for the night and he just hits the bed and is out!"
  256. >Rainbow laughs and then says
  257. >"Yeah Anon whats up with that?"
  258. I don't know...I'm not usually that tired. Maybe tonight?
  259. >Pinkie's face brightens and she shoots up into the air
  260. >"SEEYOUATHOMESWEETIEBUNS!"
  261. >She zooms off to town
  262. >Rainbow scoots to your side
  263. >"C-can you maybe...f-finish the petting?"
  264. >You smile
  265. Sure Rainbow.
  266. >You run your fingers through her mane and trace with your finger her cutie mark
  267. >She rolls over
  268. >"No I meant this part."
  269. >You rub her belly like you were before and you start fingering her
  270. >It takes like a minute but she cums and lays there panting
  271. >"That was great Anon..."
  272. You're welcome.
  273. >"Hey Anon?"
  274. >She sits up and looks at you with a serious face
  275. What?
  276. >"I uh...um...l-lov...oh nevermind..."
  277. >She lays back down and faces away from you
  278. What were you going to say?
  279. >She sits back up again
  280. >"Look I love you Anon!"
  281. >She braces herself for rejection
  282. >You hug her
  283. >"Wh-what? Why are you doing this?"
  284. Just shhh.
  285. >You hold her for a good ten minutes
  286. >You let go and stand up
  287. I have to go now.
  288. >"Aww already?"
  289. Yes. And Rainbow do not mention this to anyp0ny okay?
  290. >She nods
  291. >You leave and head to Twilight's Library
  292. >You knock
  293. >No answer
  294. >You open the door
  295. >Do p0nies even have locks on these things?
  296. >You walk to the basement door and open it
  297. >You close it and start seeing sparks
  298. >You slowly creep down the stairs
  299. >Twilight is shooting magic into some sort of big machine
  300. >You silently sit in a chair and watch
  301. >She would shoot a blue ball of magic into it and then sit down and catch her breath
  302. >Then she charged up a purple one and shot it into the machine
  303. >The machine started up
  304. >The lights on it came on and a feint buzzing sound came on too
  305. >Twilight starts bouncing around in a circle with her eyes closed saying "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
  306. >She opens her eyes and stops to look at it
  307. Hey Twilight.
  308. >She jumps so high she hits her head on the ceiling
  309. >"Fuck Anon how long have you been there?"
  310. >You stand up
  311. >And jump around in circles saying "Yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
  312. >Then you sit down and laugh
  313. >"Thats not funny Anon I was excited. Do you know how long it took for me to do that?"
  314. Four hours?
  315. >"Good guess but no. Five."
  316. >Damn
  317. Damn. So it works now then? Can I go back?
  318. >"Wow I didn't know you hated us so much you wanted to leave Anon..."
  319. Hey I don't hate you!
  320. >"I was just kidding. What happened to your head?"
  321. Chair fell on me.
  322. >"Okay."
  323. So uh...does it work?
  324. >"Well...I'm not sure. Wanna try it out?"
  325. >She opens the door and walks in with a remote
  326. >You walk in to
  327. >She presses a button on it
  328. >There is a loud whirling noise and you are in Canterlot
  329. >But it doesn't look right...everything looks...green
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