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- >Day what the fuck is this place in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >You wake up in a pink room
- >Oh right
- >This isn't Kansas
- >This is an alternate universe
- >The sun blinds you
- >Pinkie is nowhere to be seen
- >You look at the clock
- >It's the middle of the day
- Shit what if Twilight is done...
- >You stand up and stretch
- >You go into the bathroom and take your clothes off for a shower
- >Don't shit or shave
- >Body wash in shower makes you smell like cotton candy
- >This will be an interesting day...
- >First item on your agenda
- >Check on Twilight to see if she fixed it
- >Second item
- >Find Pinkie
- >You walk to Twilight's Library only to be stopped by Applejack
- >She looks strangely at you
- >"H-hey Anon...h-how are ya?"
- Uh...good I guess?
- >"Ya missed s-some work this m-morning and Ah just th-think its time w-we talked...if thats alright with you..."
- >Hold on a nigger...Applejack is acting like Fluttershy from your universe...wat
- Uh...about what?
- >She pulls you behind a tree
- >"Is p-pegging your fetish?"
- >She holds up a strapon
- Nope.
- >You nope out of there so hard
- >You open Twilight's door and close it behind you
- >"Oh there you are! Gosh I thought something happened!"
- No...just was tired.
- >You sit on a chair
- So...what's up? Hows that clock thing going?
- >"Well its fixed..."
- Holy shit already! Awesome! When-
- >"But it doesn't work."
- Wat.
- >"I tested it this morning...it didnt work. Sparks just came out and thats it."
- Well then you didn't fix it.
- >"I did! But then I thought about time and universe relativity."
- And?
- >"You switched places with that Anon because you changed something in that past you went to that aligned everything to happen just like in this universe."
- Go on.
- >"So maybe I can just make a device that can take you back to your universe..."
- Is that possible?
- >"Well you're here now right? Why not give it a shot. I'll call you back when I need you."
- >You leave the Library quite depressed
- >How will you get back now?
- >Has anyp0ny missed you?
- >Is Fluttershy okay?
- >Will little Jimmy ever get out of that well?
- >These thoughts race through your mind
- >You might as well just go see what's so different about this universe
- >You look up
- >Sky's the same
- >You look toward the everfree forest
- Wonder how Zecora's life is?
- >You start walking to the forest
- >You walk into a barrier
- >It burns and flings you back
- What the fuck?
- >You stand back up and look
- >A bubble surrounds Ponyville
- How the fuck did this happen?!
- >A bright light appears in front of you
- >When you can finally see again Celestia stands there smiling
- >"Hello Anonymous."
- Uh...hey. Do you know my situation here?
- >She nods
- >"Yes I was the one who sent you forward in time was I not?"
- Yes you were. Okay whats with this?
- >You point to the bubble
- >"You told me to protect this place from Discord correct?"
- No I said you need to prepare the elements for fighting him.
- >"Oh..."
- What happened?
- >"Well this barrier just works as a regular fire barrier, you experienced that. But creatures of the spell caster's choosing explode when they touch it..."
- >You stare at her wide eyed
- You mean they never even fought him?
- >"He still trapped them in a maze but at one time he tried to go back, and thats when I made the bubble."
- That must have been a mess.
- >"It was. All on Carousel Boutique. The building was red until the next time it rained."
- That's disgusting.
- >"See I thought you told me to protect the elements...so thats what I did."
- Wait a minute...they havent even used their elements have they?!
- >She looks up to the sky
- >"Well no...when Nightmare moon came back from her banishment I feared sending them to hunt for her would be a dangerous waste. So I killed her myself."
- You killed your sisiter?!
- >She sits in the grass and sighs
- >You can see tears run down her face
- >"Yes...but it was to protect the elements..."
- >Shit you fucked up
- >Better not tell her what would have happened if she let them go
- How are they going to know how to use them if they havent before?
- >She lifts her head and looks at you puzzled
- >"I suppose I never thought of that..."
- >She stands up
- >Any blades of grass that were stuck to her burned immediately
- Don't you think you could train them or something?
- >"Well no."
- Why not?
- >"Because of the pain that you caused to Fluttershy."
- Technically it wasn't me but yeah I see your point.
- >"Its all ruined isn't it?"
- >She looks down and starts crying again
- >Fuck this mare is emotional
- >You walk over to her and give her a hug
- >Really like a neck hug because shes huge
- >She rests her head on your shoulder
- >"I really fucked up didn't I?"
- >You just pat her on her side
- At least most of the population is happy right?
- >You let go and she nods
- >"I must see to my royal duties. Farewell Anon."
- >She turns into yellow smoke that flies right through the bubble and to Canterlot
- >This place is crazy
- >You start to walk to see Rarity, and what she's like in all this
- >You open the door to Carousel Boutique
- >You are greeted by Flitter
- >"Yes what can I do for you today Anon? The usual?"
- >She seductively winks at you
- >Well shit
- Uh...do you know where Rarity is?
- >"Anon are you feeling alright?"
- Not really. But please answer my question.
- >"Don't you remember? She moved to Canterlot because she couldn't stand us 'Regular folk.' What a bitch."
- >You scratch your head
- O-oh yeah, haha...
- >That sounds like Rarity
- Okay I'll just be going now then...
- >You turn to leave but Flitter shuts the door before you can
- >"Anon honey...I know you want some of this..."
- >She bends over and puts her ass up
- >She swishes her tail back and forth
- >Pushing the smell of blueberries to you
- >Wait how in the fuck does that smell like blueberries
- >She stops noticing you just staring
- >"What's wrong Anon?"
- >She turns around and pulls you over to the couch
- >"You know you can tell me right sweetie?"
- >She snuggles to your side
- >You turn and look at her
- >She looks back at you with a cute sad face
- >She moves her head closer to yours
- >You stand up
- I'm sorry...I just can't today.
- >"Anon honey-"
- >You run out of Carousel Boutique
- >Okay list of things to do today
- >Find Pinkie
- >You look up and notice Rainbow
- Hey Rainbow! Come here!
- >She zooms down to you
- >"What up punk?"
- >She bucks at you
- Not in the mood for that. Have you seen Pinkie? I havent all day.
- >"Maybe I have and maybe I havent..."
- Okay what do you want?
- >"Can you pet me? Like you used to do when you first got here?"
- >You pull her to a bench and sit down
- >You begin stroking her back
- >You go from her flank to her head twice
- Okay there, now where is she?
- >"That's not how you did it the first time."
- >You groan
- Fine.
- >Time to give this bitch one hell of a petting
- >You turn to her
- >You use both hands
- >One going up to her head and tussling her mane a bit, and the other going down her back and squeezing her flank a bit
- >She moans each time you squeeze it
- >She rolls over and you rub her belly with one hand
- >She lifts her head and looks at you
- >She bites her lip a little
- >"Thats not how you used to do it."
- >She winks at you a little
- >Well fuck
- >You continue rubbing her belly but you use your other hand to gently rub her pussy
- >She moans and kicks a little bit
- >"Anon we're in public maybe we shouldn't..."
- >You look around
- >Nothing there
- >You slip a finger into her
- >She tenses up and jumps out and sits on your lap
- >"Anon! What the fuck?!"
- Isn't that how you wanted it?
- >She looks down
- >"Well yeah...but aren't you and Pinkie..."
- And you were the one trying to make me do this...
- >She nods
- Now can you tell me where...my wife is?
- >She hops off of you
- >"She went to the lake for a swim. I can take you there cause you probably don't know where it is."
- Lead the way.
- >She starts walking to a field looking place
- >With each step her flank sways and she flicks her tail like Flitter did
- >Except this time it smells like skittles
- >Seriously how the fuck can it smell like that?
- >You finally make it to the lake
- >Pinkie lays in a chair trying to subathe
- >You put a hand on Rainbow's side and whisper to her
- Wait wait I'm gonna scare her.
- >"Why?"
- Why not? It'll be funny just stay behind that bush over there.
- >You point to a bush and in a streak of Rainbow shes there poking her head out
- >You slowly walk up behind the chair
- >And hold your breath
- >You reach down to Pinkie
- >You grab her by the shoulders and scream
- BOO!
- >Pinkie flies up into the air screaming and comes down back into the water
- >You sit on the chair and laugh
- >You look over and Rainbow is rolling around on the ground in tears laughing
- >Pinkie pokes her head out of the water
- >And walks out
- >"You wanna play that way huh?!"
- >She charges at you but you're still laughing
- >You feel a slight nudge and now you and the chair are thirty feet in the air plummeting to the water
- OH SHIT!
- >You splash into the water and the chair hits your head
- >It's suprisingly clear lake water despite the blood gushing from your head
- >Then again this is a town with talking candy colored ponies
- >You swim back up
- Hey that wasn't fair that hurt!
- >Pinkie stops laughing as you walk out of the water with blood rushing down your head
- >"OHMYGOSHWENEEDTOGETYOUTOTHEHOSPITAL!"
- Well I'd be fine if you didn't throw me that high.
- >She looks down and then back up
- >She giggles and then puts on a serious face
- >She pulls out from behind her a med kit
- >Like from left 4 dead
- >She wraps your head in gauze
- >"There! It would be the same thing the doctor would do."
- >Rainbow flies over
- >"Oh my gosh that was so funny! Hey are you okay?"
- Yeah I'm fine.
- >Pinkie hits you in the gut
- >"Don't ever scare me like that again! Next time there might not be water below me..."
- >You start thinking about the bloody mess on Carousel Boutique
- Yeah that wouldn't be good. And I didn't expect you to fly up that high from just a scare. Sorry Pinkie.
- >She rubs her head against your side
- >"So what're you doing here anyway?"
- Just coming to check up on my wife.
- >You bend down and hug her
- >Rainbow d'awws
- >You hang out with Rainbow and Pinkie for a few hours at the lake
- >Pinkie asks
- >"Hey Anon, how come you were so tired last night?"
- >Rainbow curiously looks over
- >Pinkie looks back at her
- >"Rainbow I had all these romantic this planned for the night and he just hits the bed and is out!"
- >Rainbow laughs and then says
- >"Yeah Anon whats up with that?"
- I don't know...I'm not usually that tired. Maybe tonight?
- >Pinkie's face brightens and she shoots up into the air
- >"SEEYOUATHOMESWEETIEBUNS!"
- >She zooms off to town
- >Rainbow scoots to your side
- >"C-can you maybe...f-finish the petting?"
- >You smile
- Sure Rainbow.
- >You run your fingers through her mane and trace with your finger her cutie mark
- >She rolls over
- >"No I meant this part."
- >You rub her belly like you were before and you start fingering her
- >It takes like a minute but she cums and lays there panting
- >"That was great Anon..."
- You're welcome.
- >"Hey Anon?"
- >She sits up and looks at you with a serious face
- What?
- >"I uh...um...l-lov...oh nevermind..."
- >She lays back down and faces away from you
- What were you going to say?
- >She sits back up again
- >"Look I love you Anon!"
- >She braces herself for rejection
- >You hug her
- >"Wh-what? Why are you doing this?"
- Just shhh.
- >You hold her for a good ten minutes
- >You let go and stand up
- I have to go now.
- >"Aww already?"
- Yes. And Rainbow do not mention this to anyp0ny okay?
- >She nods
- >You leave and head to Twilight's Library
- >You knock
- >No answer
- >You open the door
- >Do p0nies even have locks on these things?
- >You walk to the basement door and open it
- >You close it and start seeing sparks
- >You slowly creep down the stairs
- >Twilight is shooting magic into some sort of big machine
- >You silently sit in a chair and watch
- >She would shoot a blue ball of magic into it and then sit down and catch her breath
- >Then she charged up a purple one and shot it into the machine
- >The machine started up
- >The lights on it came on and a feint buzzing sound came on too
- >Twilight starts bouncing around in a circle with her eyes closed saying "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
- >She opens her eyes and stops to look at it
- Hey Twilight.
- >She jumps so high she hits her head on the ceiling
- >"Fuck Anon how long have you been there?"
- >You stand up
- >And jump around in circles saying "Yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
- >Then you sit down and laugh
- >"Thats not funny Anon I was excited. Do you know how long it took for me to do that?"
- Four hours?
- >"Good guess but no. Five."
- >Damn
- Damn. So it works now then? Can I go back?
- >"Wow I didn't know you hated us so much you wanted to leave Anon..."
- Hey I don't hate you!
- >"I was just kidding. What happened to your head?"
- Chair fell on me.
- >"Okay."
- So uh...does it work?
- >"Well...I'm not sure. Wanna try it out?"
- >She opens the door and walks in with a remote
- >You walk in to
- >She presses a button on it
- >There is a loud whirling noise and you are in Canterlot
- >But it doesn't look right...everything looks...green
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