Joker/Kazahana C-S Rank

C RANK

KAZAHANA: Oh, Joker.

JOKER: Kazahana. Practicing with your sword, are you?

KAZAHANA: Yep. Wanna join me?

JOKER: Not gonna happen. I'm a busy man, unlike some people around here.

KAZAHANA: I'm busy too! I just managed to free up some time... so I'm practicing.

JOKER: Is that so? Do as you wish, then. It doesn't concern me in the slightest.

KAZAHANA: I'll bet people tell you that you've got a bad attitude all the time, Joker.

JOKER: Yes, I do hear that often from those inferior to myself.

KAZAHANA: Sigh... Whatever. If I keep talking to you, I won't have any time left to practice. I've gotta get stronger and stronger. So I can protect Sakura.

JOKER: You use your own time to protect others, do you?

KAZAHANA: Not just my time. If it's for Sakura... I'd gladly offer my own life.

JOKER: ...
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B RANK

KAZAHANA: Sei! Hah!

JOKER: Oh, I thought I heard a wild pig. Was that just your voice, Kazahana?

KAZAHANA: Ugh... your attitude and personality are as foul as ever, I see.

JOKER: Aren't we blunt. You need to mind your manners.

KAZAHANA: Fufufu. Same goes for you.

JOKER: So, you were practicing with your sword?

KAZAHANA: Yep. I wanna get even stronger.

JOKER: For Princess Sakura?

KAZAHANA: That's right. I wanna get stronger so I can keep on protecting Sakura.

JOKER: I never thought you'd go that far for someone else's sake. Interesting.

KAZAHANA: Really? Aren't you the same way?

JOKER: Don't be ridiculous. How am I any way similar to you?

KAZAHANA: You would do anything for Master Kamui, wouldn't you?

JOKER: ... I admit you're right. There is nothing I cannot do for Master Kamui's sake.

KAZAHANA: See? We're the same. I have Sakura, and you have Master Kamui. We both have someone we want to protect, even at the cost of our lives.

JOKER: I'm offended at the suggestion, but perhaps we do resemble each other in some ways.

KAZAHANA: Ehehe. I know, right?

JOKER: Tch. That smug look on your face is pissing me off. Go back to your practice.

KAZAHANA: Yeah, yeah. You don't have to tell me.
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A RANK

KAZAHANA: Teei! Yaah!

JOKER: I'm impressed that you can practice for so long without getting bored.

KAZAHANA: Oh, Joker? Hello.

JOKER: You do seem to spend a lot of time practicing., but have you actually gotten any stronger?

KAZAHANA: Hm, I think I'm better than before... but I'm not satisfied just yet.

JOKER: Hah. I thought not. There is a limit to how far you can get just swinging your sword by yourself.

KAZAHANA: Yeah, you're right...

JOKER: I'll take you on.

KAZAHANA: Huh? You wanna do it, Joker?

JOKER: What's with that look? You got a problem?

KAZAHANA: No problems here... but I'm surprised... that you'd cooperate with me...

JOKER: Me, cooperating with you? Don't be ridiculous. I'm just using you for my own benefit. I want to get stronger too, so that I can protect Master Kamui.

KAZAHANA: Ah... Yeah, I'll go with that. But... maybe you're actually just a little sour, and you're actually a good guy on the inside.

JOKER: You really are thick if it took you that long to figure it out. Now, enough idle chatter. It's time to get started.  And just so you know, I don't hold back.

KAZAHANA: I wouldn't have it any other way! Gimme all you got!
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S RANK

JOKER: Kazahana, come practice swordplay with me.

KAZAHANA: Sure, I'm down with that, Joker. But it's pretty rare for you to be asking me.

JOKER: I have a new reason for wanting to get stronger.

KAZAHANA: And what do you mean by that?

JOKER: There's one more person I want to protect now.

KAZAHANA: You mean someone aside from Master Kamui?

JOKER: Yeah, that's right.

KAZAHANA: Oh? I never thought that'd happen to you.

JOKER: I'm surprised too.

KAZAHANA: So, who's this person?

JOKER: ... You.

KAZAHANA: ... Who's "You"?

JOKER: Are you stupid? Who could I mean but you?

KAZAHANA. Huh... nobody, I guess...

JOKER: Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? I'm saying that I want to protect you.

KAZAHANA: Wh-why would you want to protect me?

JOKER: It's obvious. Because I love you.

KAZAHANA: ... Huh? Whaaaaa!?

JOKER: Is it that strange? I thought you'd also understand how it feels to want to protect someone you love.

KAZAHANA: I-I do understand, but... by... l-love, you mean...

JOKER: Marry me, Kazahana.

KAZAHANA: A... auuu... but...

JOKER: You don't want to? Then tell me why. I'll do everything I can to change.

KAZAHANA: Fufufu. This stings...

JOKER: Why?

KAZAHANA: I thought I'd be able to bring up all your flaws. There's so many things about you that I hate, and so many things I want to change about you. But, I don't care about that right now... because I'm so happy...

JOKER: ... I see. Then, will you marry me?

KAZAHANA: Yep, take good care of me.