2010-05-08 22:06:04.953 [PLAY] DB: SUDDENLY
2010-05-08 22:06:06.859 [PLAY] Tulock: I'm about to lose.
2010-05-08 22:06:07.265 [PLAY] DB: A FUCKING DRAGON
2010-05-08 22:06:10.656 [PLAY] Shere: not everyone wants to be bludgeoned by puppies
2010-05-08 22:06:11.671 [PLAY] Ashal: ...
2010-05-08 22:06:13.984 [PLAY] Mishka: ..
2010-05-08 22:06:14.500 [PLAY] Ragna: You ha--... Dragon.
2010-05-08 22:06:16.781 [PLAY] DB: "TULOCK PRY I HAVE COME FOR YOU"
2010-05-08 22:06:21.125 [PLAY] Ragna: ...
2010-05-08 22:06:22.640 [PLAY] Tulock: Yo, bro.
2010-05-08 22:06:26.968 [PLAY] Tulock: Sup?
2010-05-08 22:06:30.796 [PLAY] Ragna: That's not suprising at all...
2010-05-08 22:06:33.796 [PLAY] Ashal: Hold onto me just incase...
2010-05-08 22:06:34.687 [PLAY] Tulock: Scuse me Zane, THIS DRAGON ain't undeaed.
2010-05-08 22:06:36.609 [PLAY] Shere: I don't know if there are any locks worth prying here...
2010-05-08 22:06:38.390 [PLAY] DB: "I forgot what your lovely wife's name was and uh"
2010-05-08 22:06:41.140 [PLAY] Ragna: Why is that not suprising...
2010-05-08 22:06:45.484 [PLAY] DB: "I wanted to invite you to a dinner party"
2010-05-08 22:06:49.093 [PLAY] Ragna: ...
2010-05-08 22:06:51.859 [PLAY] Ragna: Okay.
2010-05-08 22:06:53.125 [PLAY] DB: "But I didn't know her name for the invitation"
2010-05-08 22:07:02.875 [PLAY] DB: "And I would feel embarassed if I asked her so um"
2010-05-08 22:07:05.593 [PLAY] Tulock: S-sorry, do I know you?
2010-05-08 22:07:12.546 [PLAY] DB: "Yeah man, we go way back"
2010-05-08 22:07:16.625 [PLAY] DB: "You forgot me?"
2010-05-08 22:07:22.187 [PLAY] Tulock: O-Oh yeaahh.
2010-05-08 22:07:23.203 [PLAY] Tulock: You!
2010-05-08 22:07:26.375 [PLAY] DB: "Not cool, bros don't forget bros."
2010-05-08 22:07:28.125 [PLAY] Tulock: I totally remember.
2010-05-08 22:07:31.328 [PLAY] Ragna: ...
2010-05-08 22:07:38.109 [PLAY] DB: "Oh okay yeah! So uh what was your wife's name?"
2010-05-08 22:08:05.640 [PLAY] Shere: (I'm sure he's being honest about having a dinner party with her)
2010-05-08 22:08:13.203 [PLAY] Tulock: Mignon, her name is Mignon.
2010-05-08 22:08:17.343 [PLAY] Mishka: ..
2010-05-08 22:08:17.921 [PLAY] Ragna: This is so odd...
2010-05-08 22:08:29.078 [PLAY] DB: "That... doesn't sound right..."
2010-05-08 22:08:34.593 [PLAY] Ashal: What is this I don't even
2010-05-08 22:08:36.500 [PLAY] DB: "I thought it started with A"
2010-05-08 22:08:44.875 [PLAY] Tulock: Nope, definitely Mignon.
2010-05-08 22:08:47.468 [PLAY] DB: "Aggplant or uh... alberta?"
2010-05-08 22:08:53.109 [PLAY] Ashal rolls d20+8+7: (d20+8+7) : [6 + 8 + 7] = 21
2010-05-08 22:08:59.734 [PLAY] Shere: ("Ashal, maybe?")
2010-05-08 22:09:03.078 [PLAY] DB: "STOP LYING TO ME TULOCK PRY I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU"
2010-05-08 22:09:23.906 [PLAY] Ashal: Do it
2010-05-08 22:09:27.500 [PLAY] Ashal: Eat him!
2010-05-08 22:09:36.156 [PLAY] Tulock: Okay but I tend to be plagued by ravanous death-inducing beings everywhere I go.
2010-05-08 22:09:38.187 [PLAY] Ragna: Saves us some trouble.
2010-05-08 22:09:38.703 [PLAY] Tulock: So I am scared.
2010-05-08 22:09:48.750 [PLAY] Ragna: Some.
2010-05-08 22:09:56.734 [PLAY] DB: "WHAT IS YOUR WIFE'S NAME TULOCK PRY DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU I WILL CHEW YOU UP GOOD"
2010-05-08 22:10:00.609 [PLAY] DB: "YOU WILL DIE SLOWLY"
2010-05-08 22:10:22.187 [PLAY] Tulock: Promise me you will leave her and all her children alone and safe, and I will tell you.
2010-05-08 22:10:34.453 [PLAY] DB: "I promise. I just want to have a tea party with her."
2010-05-08 22:10:46.265 [PLAY] Tulock: I meant a magical promise.
2010-05-08 22:10:55.703 [PLAY] Ragna: ... So... While Tulock is distracted... Should we leave..?
2010-05-08 22:11:05.796 [PLAY] DB: "I'm allergic to magic. Gives me hives."
2010-05-08 22:11:27.734 [PLAY] Tulock: I need a safeguard, I treasure my family.
2010-05-08 22:11:35.578 [PLAY] Ashal: S'cuse me mister dragon?
2010-05-08 22:11:43.359 [PLAY] DB: "Yes, Kitsune?"
2010-05-08 22:11:51.890 [PLAY] Ashal: Wouldn't it be easier just to eat him?
2010-05-08 22:12:05.562 [PLAY] DB: "What? But I want to have a tea party"
2010-05-08 22:12:21.734 [PLAY] Tulock: My wife and I are busy for the next year, I apologise.
2010-05-08 22:12:28.187 [PLAY] Shere stares boredly. A dragon of this size is nothing she wouldn't have seen before
2010-05-08 22:12:31.000 [PLAY] Tulock: Maybe then we could get together.
2010-05-08 22:12:35.250 [PLAY] DB: "YOU CAN FUCKING MAKE TIME FOR ME TULOCK PRY"
2010-05-08 22:12:38.140 [PLAY] DB: "I AM A DRAGON"
2010-05-08 22:12:52.375 [PLAY] Tulock: Look, dragons tend to hate me always.
2010-05-08 22:12:57.296 [PLAY] Shere mental practice: "It's just an illusion. It's just an illusion. It's just an illusion.". And it works.
2010-05-08 22:13:25.609 [PLAY] DB: "TULOCK LOOK I JUST NEED TO KNOW HER NAME"
2010-05-08 22:13:32.421 [PLAY] Tulock: But why?
2010-05-08 22:13:38.515 [PLAY] DB: "TEA PARTY INVITATION."
2010-05-08 22:13:43.625 [PLAY] Tulock: I CAN'T DRINK TEA I AM UNDEAD
2010-05-08 22:13:52.484 [PLAY] Ragna: So, Ashal... Where is this place we are going...
2010-05-08 22:13:53.062 [PLAY] DB: "YOU'RE NOT FUCKING INVITED THEN"
2010-05-08 22:13:55.578 [PLAY] DB: "BUT YOUR WIFE IS"
2010-05-08 22:13:58.281 [PLAY] Tulock: MY WIFE IS UNDEAD TOO.
2010-05-08 22:13:58.953 [PLAY] DB: "SO WHAT IS HER NAME"
2010-05-08 22:14:08.718 [PLAY] DB: "NO SHE IS NOT TULOCK I KNOW THIS"
2010-05-08 22:14:09.750 [PLAY] Tulock: Okay fine don't worry.
2010-05-08 22:14:10.671 [PLAY] DB: "I AM NOT DUMB"
2010-05-08 22:14:11.687 [PLAY] Tulock: I'll tell her.
2010-05-08 22:14:20.531 [PLAY] DB: "NO I MADE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FANCY INVITATIONS"
2010-05-08 22:14:24.359 [PLAY] DB: "I WANT TO USE THEM"
2010-05-08 22:14:30.078 [PLAY] Tulock: No postman could reach our door and live.
2010-05-08 22:14:35.484 [PLAY] DB: "I AM A POSTMAN"
2010-05-08 22:14:50.062 [PLAY] Tulock: We don't have an address.
2010-05-08 22:14:59.968 [PLAY] DB: "I AM A VERY GOOD POSTMAN TULOCK"
2010-05-08 22:15:04.078 [PLAY] DB: "I AM A FUCKING DRAGON"
2010-05-08 22:15:11.875 [PLAY] Shere: I think I'm dreaming. This is way too absurd
2010-05-08 22:15:13.656 [PLAY] Tulock: What's the real reason, dragon?
2010-05-08 22:15:17.046 [PLAY] Tulock: Tell me.
2010-05-08 22:15:26.750 [PLAY] Ragna: I'm sure we all are, Shere...
2010-05-08 22:15:30.062 [PLAY] DB: "I AM TELLING THE TRUTH YOU ARE MAKING THIS DIFFICULT"
2010-05-08 22:15:59.015 [PLAY] Tulock: I'm just worried, bro.
2010-05-08 22:16:00.718 [PLAY] DB: "KEEP THIS UP AND I AM TAKING YOU OFF THE CULTHMAS CARD LIST I AM SERIOUS"
2010-05-08 22:16:01.218 [PLAY] Ashal: He seems legit Tulock, you should trust him.
2010-05-08 22:16:18.515 [PLAY] Tulock: I've never seen a dragon drink tea.
2010-05-08 22:16:29.765 [PLAY] DB: "Maybe you should come to the tea party then"
2010-05-08 22:16:32.437 [PLAY] DB: "It will be grand"
2010-05-08 22:16:45.687 [PLAY] Tulock: Oh, just hand me the invitation, I'll hand it to her.
2010-05-08 22:16:51.281 [PLAY] DB: "NO"
2010-05-08 22:16:53.531 [PLAY] Tulock: Her name is Arcawothrolla.
2010-05-08 22:17:01.140 [PLAY] DB: "OH OKAY"
2010-05-08 22:17:06.437 [PLAY] DB: "I'LL GO DELIVER IT THEN"
2010-05-08 22:17:16.546 [PLAY] Tulock: ..
2010-05-08 22:17:19.984 [PLAY] Tulock: Let's move guys.
2010-05-08 22:17:24.125 [PLAY] Tulock: QUICKER THAN USUAL.
2010-05-08 22:17:30.921 [PLAY] Mishka: Tulock
2010-05-08 22:17:33.843 [PLAY] Tulock: Yo.
2010-05-08 22:17:38.718 [PLAY] Mishka: Never use my old name again.