Fred Meets Carmen

<GunpowderedDance> ====START====
<GunpowderedDance> Hello
<GunpowderedDance> This is Frederick again
<bucolicBunyan> oh
<bucolicBunyan> Hi!!!! :DDDD
<bucolicBunyan> How are u????
<GunpowderedDance> I'm the guy that contacted you a bit ago
<GunpowderedDance> The random signal you got, remember?
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah I p much just ignored u but yeah i remember that
<GunpowderedDance> Ok great, can you please tell me, where are you?
<bucolicBunyan> Idk!!!
<GunpowderedDance> Ok, we are all in the same problem then
<bucolicBunyan> Im just havin fun at circuses n shit
<bucolicBunyan> Idk where the fuck I am!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Its just a totes baller place!! :)))
<GunpowderedDance> Oh you have encountered locals then
<GunpowderedDance> Wow you have found civilisation!
<GunpowderedDance> that is really amazing
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah theres these lizard peeps n theyre awesome!!!
<bucolicBunyan> One of em taught me to be better at wood carvings
<bucolicBunyan> N some others were doing this fire show shit!!!!
* bucolicBunyan sent a file: awwwwwwyeah.jpg
<GunpowderedDance> huh
<bucolicBunyan> ((getting links for that picture))
<GunpowderedDance> so your people have an entertainment industry going
<GunpowderedDance> ((wow, you have ART????))
<bucolicBunyan> ((you see this troll in the picture http://imgur.com/1VbGfB9 ))
<bucolicBunyan> ((she's holding up her wrist which has a bright colored design painted on it http://pakistaniladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Latest-Henna-Mehndi-Designs-New-Book-For-2014-for-Hands-Simple-Bridal-Facebbok-Images-Pics.jpg ))
<bucolicBunyan> ((a different black design is painted on her forehead http://img14.deviantart.net/d764/i/2011/211/e/2/henna_ish_design_for_face_by_themajesticcarnival-d425qf6.jpg ))
<bucolicBunyan> There was this suuuuuper chill old lady whos p much a boss at painting too!!!! :DDDD
<bucolicBunyan> OMG
<bucolicBunyan> FUCK
<bucolicBunyan> Uhhhhhhh
<bucolicBunyan> I guess u might think I look super fucked up......
<GunpowderedDance> I'll igore that don't worry
<bucolicBunyan> Those horns n shit are normal......
<GunpowderedDance> you know what, because of my set up I couldn't open it
<GunpowderedDance> so I actually saw nothing
<GunpowderedDance> I use a console irc
<bucolicBunyan> Oh
<bucolicBunyan> Welllllllll
<bucolicBunyan> just ignore that piXure
<GunpowderedDance> cut that off the log
<GunpowderedDance> ====awkward resume====
<bucolicBunyan> K
<bucolicBunyan> Uhhhhhhh
<bucolicBunyan> I forgot what I was sayin
<bucolicBunyan> OH
<GunpowderedDance> ====awkward resumeV2====
<bucolicBunyan> Super baller painty lady!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah the lizard peeps are p much the best!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> Interesting, that's really cool
<bucolicBunyan> Im p much bffsies with this buffalo dude too!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Hes so soft and fuzzy :))))))
<bucolicBunyan> Were goin on an adventure!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> All the locals I've found so far are dark humanoid creatures
<GunpowderedDance> I've yet to fully decode their language but I can understand a bit
<GunpowderedDance> I have heared them talk about this black queen
<GunpowderedDance> any ideas about that?
<bucolicBunyan> Nope!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> Well, we are all in the dark then
<GunpowderedDance> no pun intended
<bucolicBunyan> Sounds p much like the way I always am so no biggie there
<GunpowderedDance> can I ask, who was the one who saved you and who did you save?
<bucolicBunyan> ????
<GunpowderedDance> who brought you here and you you brought with you
<GunpowderedDance> the person you connected to, and who was connected to you
<bucolicBunyan> Oh!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Who do u know already???
<GunpowderedDance> I know about the raindeer, I mean Kora
<bucolicBunyan> ????
<GunpowderedDance> I was saved bt some Maddox
<bucolicBunyan> Who the fuck is Kora???
<GunpowderedDance> also I know a dude called Mirkan is here with us
<bucolicBunyan> K I know MaddoX n Mirkan
<GunpowderedDance> Russian, grey skin, yellow things on her head
<GunpowderedDance> She carries a bow around
<bucolicBunyan> U talkin bout Orea???
<GunpowderedDance> Yeah!
<bucolicBunyan> Shes got a bow n shit
<GunpowderedDance> I always fuck her name up
<GunpowderedDance> I kinda don't bother, it's been that way for like 2 months
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah thanX to her I got dragged into all this shit
<bucolicBunyan> I was just gonna not do this whole fuckin thing but she convinced me to or somethin
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX and I are p much BFFsies forever!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Ive known him for a really fuckin long time n hes awesome
<GunpowderedDance> great
<GunpowderedDance> well, you should be glad you got here
<bucolicBunyan> He put the machine thingies in my room
<bucolicBunyan> I gave the machines n shit to Ember n Adrian
<GunpowderedDance> yeah he did the same with me
<GunpowderedDance> ok, noting those names
<bucolicBunyan> Embers this chill dude who forgets stuff which suX
<GunpowderedDance> I'll see if I contact them later
<bucolicBunyan> Adrian is a murdering asshole so dont bother even talkin to him
<GunpowderedDance> ok, noting that as well
<bucolicBunyan> Dont even get me started on that douchebag
<GunpowderedDance> this was before we got here or after?
<bucolicBunyan> What was before???
<GunpowderedDance> him being a doucebag
<bucolicBunyan> Why do u care????
<bucolicBunyan> Hes an asshole!!!
<bucolicBunyan> The end!!!
<GunpowderedDance> well, sometimes people can change
<GunpowderedDance> I don't know him, but everyone deserves a second chanse
<bucolicBunyan> Well hes still a total asshat now
<bucolicBunyan> He kinda said sorry bout some shit but only cuz I made him!!!
<GunpowderedDance> well, good work there
<GunpowderedDance> maybe you can make him change his way
<bucolicBunyan> Idk
<bucolicBunyan> All he ever says to be is how much I suck so I dont really give a fuck anymore!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I can mess with his shit on my computer tho!!!! >:DDDDD
<GunpowderedDance> oh it's like that
<GunpowderedDance> I'll try and talk to him at some point
<GunpowderedDance> also I kinda need to
<GunpowderedDance> I'm trying to construct a map of this place
<GunpowderedDance> and your all are my only nodes so far
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOOO
<bucolicBunyan> That maps gonna take FOREVER!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im like on this whole planet and shit!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> P sure everyone else is too or somethin
<bucolicBunyan> Thats what they said at least.....
<GunpowderedDance> Yeah I haven't seen the sun set
<GunpowderedDance> if we can call that weird thing a sun
<GunpowderedDance> it's really weird, it just stays there
<bucolicBunyan> Idk I havent really paid attention to anythin like that....
<bucolicBunyan> Ive been too busy doin fun shit!!!! :DDDD
<GunpowderedDance> I can understand that, I've been sitting here in this pillar since I got here
<GunpowderedDance> I managed to get a few thigns down, but I'm still working on how this place works
<bucolicBunyan> That sounds boring as all fuck just sittin there
<bucolicBunyan> How can u do that????
<GunpowderedDance> well, it's not that bad
<GunpowderedDance> I found these little creatures and I learned a lot from them
<GunpowderedDance> There's these little black creatures that have been sent by this black queen to hunt us, but they just suffer all their lives and do it out of fear
<GunpowderedDance> if you try to talk to them it really sad, they need our help
<GunpowderedDance> they might seem evil, but they are just pawns in some kind of twisted chess game
<bucolicBunyan> The fuck are u talking bout????
<bucolicBunyan> None of that shit made any sense dude
<GunpowderedDance> it will make sense at some point
<GunpowderedDance> just remember this
<GunpowderedDance> if you see a little angry black dude
<GunpowderedDance> talk to him
<GunpowderedDance> or her, whatever they are
<GunpowderedDance> oh in a totally unrelated topic, don't you happen to have a car or motorbike sitting there, don't you?
<bucolicBunyan> I got a buffalo!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> His names Myke Byson cuz hes a boss
<GunpowderedDance> well that doesn't have an engine
<GunpowderedDance> I kinda need one
<bucolicBunyan> U dont need an engine when u got a buffalo
<bucolicBunyan> Buffalo are even suuuuper soft!!!
<GunpowderedDance> yeah, but I need one to make a plane
<bucolicBunyan> PSHHH
<bucolicBunyan> Well Im gonna be FUCKALL help with that shit
<GunpowderedDance> well, had to ask
<bucolicBunyan> U have fun with that mess
<GunpowderedDance> one does't know
<GunpowderedDance> hey! I need to get down from this pillar somehow
<GunpowderedDance> I thought about making a ladder but we are really-fucking-high
<bucolicBunyan> Howd u get up there anyways????
<GunpowderedDance> I appeared here after the whole meteor incident
<bucolicBunyan> Oh!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> So ur up on this big tall thing????
<GunpowderedDance> yeah
<GunpowderedDance> basically
<bucolicBunyan> Oh!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U know those glowy shape thingys above ur house????
<GunpowderedDance> yeah I have seen them
<bucolicBunyan> U need to get to the first one of those!!!
<GunpowderedDance> how in the world am I supposed to get that high?
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX did that n he said he got off the big huge thing his house was on!!!! :DDDD
<bucolicBunyan> U gotta get this shit called grist!!!
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX can use it to build ur house up
<bucolicBunyan> Did u put machines in anybodys house????
<GunpowderedDance> Korea's place, yes
<bucolicBunyan> U can click on this cursor tool thing to build stuff in her house!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I made one of Embers rooms bigger!!!
<GunpowderedDance> so that's why she asked me
<bucolicBunyan> Whatd she ask u???
<GunpowderedDance> make her some tall thing
<GunpowderedDance> now I get why
<GunpowderedDance> this sounds like some vital information she left aside
<bucolicBunyan> She told me a bunch of stuff!!!
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX too!!!
<bucolicBunyan> S another reasons hes the best :))))
<bucolicBunyan> U gotta get grist to make shit too!!!
<GunpowderedDance> damn
<bucolicBunyan> U know that weird table machine thingy???
<GunpowderedDance> how do I get that exactly?
<bucolicBunyan> Alchesomething?
<GunpowderedDance> yes the big square thing
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah that one
<bucolicBunyan> U know how u used a punched card thing to make that thingy you needed???
<GunpowderedDance> yes
<bucolicBunyan> U can do that with other stuff too to make shit!!!
<GunpowderedDance> huh
<GunpowderedDance> how does that even work
<bucolicBunyan> U use the punch typewrite to punch what u want and then you make it the same way u made the other thing!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U know the code on the back of captchalogue cards???
<GunpowderedDance> yeah I got that
<bucolicBunyan> U type that in!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Then u can make copies of stuff!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> but like how does that work internally
<GunpowderedDance> you can't just create matter out of thin air
<GunpowderedDance> unless you talk about fields BUUUUUT we don't talk there here
<bucolicBunyan> Well turns out u can!!!
<bucolicBunyan> This whole fuckin thing maXe no sense so Ive given up trying to say it should be usual normal world stuff!!!
<GunpowderedDance> I'll figure it out at some point, it's not like I have anything better to do up here
<bucolicBunyan> Makin shit outta thin air costs this grist stuff tho!!!
<bucolicBunyan> P sure u start with some of it cuz Ember started with some
<GunpowderedDance> so there's some matter conversion
<bucolicBunyan> It's just a thing on ur computer though!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> huh
<bucolicBunyan> Like ur playing a video game and you hafta pay digital coins or some shit
<bucolicBunyan> U just "have" it and then you "spend" it
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck if I know how it worX
<GunpowderedDance> how does a string of binary data, sent over a non existing network make actual matter
<bucolicBunyan> How does ur house get teleported off of Earth onto a FUCKING planet?????
<GunpowderedDance> this sounds interesting
<GunpowderedDance> quantum tunneling
<bucolicBunyan> Now ur makin shit up
<bucolicBunyan> Thats like fancy science
<bucolicBunyan> U cant just poof somebodys house
<bucolicBunyan> Thats like
<bucolicBunyan> Ridiculous
<GunpowderedDance> I have a shit ton of books on that
<GunpowderedDance> if I get there or you get here I'll show you
<bucolicBunyan> If you could just poof all our houses like that then wed be doin it in wars n shit
<GunpowderedDance> well....
<GunpowderedDance> I have a device that can quantum tunnel matter from one location to itself
<GunpowderedDance> and it could be weaponised really
<GunpowderedDance> sadly the world kind of ended before anyone could
<bucolicBunyan> K well thats some fancy shit thats p much super advanced
<bucolicBunyan> No idea where the fuck u got that thing
<bucolicBunyan> But it sounds like magic
<GunpowderedDance> I could demostrate it to you
<GunpowderedDance> but I need to triangulate your location first
<GunpowderedDance> gimme a sec
<GunpowderedDance> GunpowderedDance rolled 1d20+4 for fancy science --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
<bucolicBunyan> Dude I dont need u to teleport my shit!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Theres enough fuckers trying to screw with my shit n being creepy!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I dont need someone else trackin me down!!!
<GunpowderedDance> I won't teleport any of your stuff
<bucolicBunyan> Just leave me alone!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> point me to a rock
<GunpowderedDance> I'll move it
<GunpowderedDance> wait
<bucolicBunyan> No!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I already know people who can do that
<GunpowderedDance> what did you mean by fuckers screwing with your shit?
<bucolicBunyan> Duuuude
<bucolicBunyan> I can literally click on Embers bed and lift it into the air with my computer pointer thing!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Ur shit isnt that weird
<bucolicBunyan> Nothins crazy anymore n I dont really care
<GunpowderedDance> oh that
<bucolicBunyan> So just leave me the fuck alone and dont teleport anything
<bucolicBunyan> Dont even track me down
<GunpowderedDance> ok, don't worry
<bucolicBunyan> I like this place n I dont need anyone else fuckin it up!!!
<bucolicBunyan> This is the first time Ive aXually had something happy!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> I kinda need to know where you are to make the map
<bucolicBunyan> Well maybe I just wanna stay here n be happy!!!
<GunpowderedDance> also we will find each other at some point
<GunpowderedDance> nobody said you can't
<bucolicBunyan> K!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Then Imma just keep doin my thing n dont u creep on me or mess with anything!!!
<GunpowderedDance> Don't worry
<GunpowderedDance> I won't
<bucolicBunyan> If u teleport any shit without askin me Im gonna be suuuuuper pissed!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> I won't that's why I asked about the car first
<GunpowderedDance> also I can't move what I can't see anyway
<bucolicBunyan> Good
<GunpowderedDance> so I'd need you to point me to the right location anyway
<bucolicBunyan> Idk what we were even talkin bout
<bucolicBunyan> I dont wanna talk about weird science shit cuz none of that maXe any sense
<GunpowderedDance> it all makes sense after you understand the underline principle by which they operate
<GunpowderedDance> but anyways
<GunpowderedDance> I need to get working on my citizens
<GunpowderedDance> they kinda need my help
<bucolicBunyan> Citizens????
<bucolicBunyan> Oh
<bucolicBunyan> Is that that weird rule shit u were talkin about in that memo thing????
<GunpowderedDance> yes
<GunpowderedDance> I'm making a republic for the free
<GunpowderedDance> whoever wishes to live a life of freedom and safety can join
<bucolicBunyan> How are u makin a republic when theres like nobody left????
<GunpowderedDance> the world might have ended but the torch of democracy will not die
<bucolicBunyan> P sure I dont want shitty rules n stuff now that Im finally free!!!
<GunpowderedDance> oh that's where it gets itneresting
<GunpowderedDance> you see there's natives here
<GunpowderedDance> and they live a life of torment so I cut their chains
<bucolicBunyan> Oooooookay then
<bucolicBunyan> I guess u do that then
<GunpowderedDance> well, the laws are pretty much the 10 commandments
<GunpowderedDance> + elections every 4 years
<GunpowderedDance> and no re election
<bucolicBunyan> K well u let me know how that worX for ya
<bucolicBunyan> P sure Im just gonna stay here
<GunpowderedDance> we need to work on a propper juridical process
<bucolicBunyan> Cuz this place is the best!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> very well
<bucolicBunyan> OH
<bucolicBunyan> btw
<GunpowderedDance> but I feel you'll come to use eventually
<bucolicBunyan> Have U found any monster things that attack u???
<GunpowderedDance> that's what I talked you about
<GunpowderedDance> those black creatures
<bucolicBunyan> ????
<bucolicBunyan> Oh so u have
<GunpowderedDance> yes
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck
<GunpowderedDance> they are my citizens
<bucolicBunyan> Well parently thats how u get grist!!!
<GunpowderedDance> I set them free
<bucolicBunyan> N I dont have any anywhere!!!
<GunpowderedDance> oh
<bucolicBunyan> I hope u can get it other ways
<bucolicBunyan> Idk
<GunpowderedDance> So do I
<bucolicBunyan> I dont really care right now....
<bucolicBunyan> Imma just keep riding Myke and havin a dance party!!!
<GunpowderedDance> they are really nice once you get to know them
<bucolicBunyan> This place is the best u should come party here
<bucolicBunyan> Theres like music everywhere
<GunpowderedDance> I probably will go there
<GunpowderedDance> you ahve music????
<GunpowderedDance> incredible, you found actual civilized people
<GunpowderedDance> I must get there soon then!
<bucolicBunyan> I told u theres like circuses n shit!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Course theyre civilized ballers!!!!
<GunpowderedDance> that is trully outstanding!
<bucolicBunyan> I cant understand a single fuckin thing they say but we get along fine anyways!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I kinda use my hands n piXures n shit
<GunpowderedDance> do they have a writing script?
<GunpowderedDance> Cause I could help you translate
<bucolicBunyan> Idk
<bucolicBunyan> I didnt ask for a fuckin library or anything boooooring like that
<bucolicBunyan> Circuses are just parties!!!
<GunpowderedDance> ok when I get there I'll listen to their language, if you haven't figured it out by then, which I think you will
<bucolicBunyan> U dont need writing to party :)))
<GunpowderedDance> well, there's posters and stuff
<GunpowderedDance> my citizens are calling me, I must go
<GunpowderedDance> we will meet at some point
<bucolicBunyan> K u go do ur thing!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Cool!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Ttyl dude
<bucolicBunyan> Imma get back to Myke here
<GunpowderedDance> See you soon hopefuly
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