Zhu Kennen wip

Deep within the heart of Ionia, in what many called ‘Vastayan lands’, a purple blur sped across the forest floor at speeds akin to lightning.  It was none other than Kennen, heart of the tempest and member of the Kinkou Trio, that tested his luck as he ran through such a dangerous part of Ionia today.

As per usual, Kennen was tasked with watching the borders between Vastayan land and the rest of Ionia to make sure no villainous creatures crept their way across the border, and as per usual, Kennen grew bored of that in an instant. So he did what he does best when he’s bored.

Run.

Past the countless tree trunks and no doubt scaring away a multitude of smaller animals, Kennen smirked as he let himself be one with wind.  He shut his eyes and let his body take over, after all, it’s not like there would be anyone that could stop hi-BWOMPH!

A sudden wall of blubber stops the yordle in his tracks, as he sinks in temporarily, and bounces back.  The yordle flails his arms helplessly before landing on his butt, his mask all disheveled from that bounce.

With a huff and a pant, he takes off his mask to get a better look at what had just stopped him.

“What in the...”

Whatever it was, it was way bigger than him...smelly too, Kennen instinctively reached up to plug his nose.  What sort of creature was this? A Vastayan? Possibly...but why was it shaking from side to side? Almost as if it were going to-

Kennen couldn’t finish his thoughts, as all of a sudden, the massive butt that stopped him came hurtling down.  Even with his lightning quick reflexes, Kennen couldn’t get away in time.

With a mighty BOOM, Zhu Bajie fell butt first onto the ground, and unbeknownst to him, a poor little yordle, whose face was trapped against his crack.

“Phew...What th’ heck was that?” The pig wondered aloud, as he reached back to scratch one massive cheek.  “Felt like some sorta punch ta my butt, but...”. He looks around...there was no one in sight.

“Weird...”