In which Feraku introduces her ancestor to Bayith

<yzabtech> A crack can be heard through the air as Feraku tests the latest version of her new weapon, a science-wand built for self-defense.
<yzabtech> Because magic is as fake as shit. RIP Hussie ????-201?.
* Bayith walks up to the home of Feraku, visibly tired and hungry, anxiously observing the foreboding castle
<yzabtech> Feraku walks around the castle perimeter, and sees Bayith wandering about.
<yzabtech> Feraku runs up to him. Wyvernmom loves to eat intruders, and Feraku doesn't want him to meet that fate.
<yzabtech> ((Feraku won't use a quirk because this isn't esperchum))
<yzabtech> "Wait!"
<Bayith> <Don't the trolls use quirks in dialoglogs
<yzabtech> ((Yes, but I've never liked how they talk with quirks in dialoglogs))
<Ember[K1K]> <Unless it's audible. Say if you replace i with y you would be able to hear that, I would think>
<Ember[K1K]> <Or added extra "i"s in your words or something"
<yzabtech> ((Feraku's quirk is that she doesn't use punctuation at all, it's not audible))
<Bayith> <k>
<Bayith> <no quirks then>
<Bayith> "Oh hi"
<Bayith> "you aren't gonna have me culled are you?"
<yzabtech> Feraku stops running in front of Bayith.
<yzabtech> "I'm not having you culled. You were about to by my lusus, but me being near you should keep you safe."
<Bayith> "um right"
<Bayith> "What exactly is this lusus?"
<yzabtech> An audible roar can be heard overhead, along with the flapping of giant dragon wings.
<yzabtech> "Hello, Wyvernmom!"
<yzabtech> The dragon overhead lands on-top of the castle. The dragon looks at Feraku, then at Bayith, then back to Feraku.
<Bayith> "...The fuck's a mom"
<Bayith> "Is that some sort of highblood thing?"
<yzabtech> ((wait, idk what trolls call their lusii))
<yzabtech> ((is Karkat calling his lusus "crabdad" fanon or canon?))
<Bayith> <I'm pretty sure it's fanon>
<Bayith> <not that big of a deal though>
<Ember[K1K]> ((i think it's ok, I remember spidermom being mentioned))
<Bayith> <that's true>
<Bayith> <by a blue blood funnily enough>
<yzabtech> ((Interestingly, during this Strife it was referred to as a "crabdad", possibly indicating that this has become the official name for its species.))
<yzabtech> ((found this on the MSPA wiki, it's canon))
<Bayith> <huh>
<Bayith> <neat>
<yzabtech> "I don't know, it's a name for my lusus."
<Bayith> "right..."
* Bayith eyes wyvernmom nervously
<yzabtech> Wyvernmom eyes Bayith.
<yzabtech> "Wyvernmom, I advise you to abstain from touching him."
<yzabtech> Wyvernmom reluctantly flies off.
<yzabtech> "Sorry about that.
<yzabtech> "
<Bayith> "No problem"
<Bayith> "far be it from me to criticize someone with a giant dragon for a lusus"
<yzabtech> Feraku eyes the troll in front of her.
<yzabtech> "You look tired. Come in." Feraku leads Bayith through the castle gate, and into the main hall.
<Bayith> "um thanks"
<Bayith> "This is certainly a much nicer... home... than the usual hives I squat at"
<yzabtech> "Thank you."
<yzabtech> Feraku leads Bayith to the kitchen, where she opens the refrigerator.
<yzabtech> "Alright, we have..."
* Bayith eyes the food hungrily
<yzabtech> "Let's see..."
<yzabtech> "We have grilled cheese sandwiches, pie, and some fruit that fell through a portal that's apparently called a 'banana'."
<Bayith> "I guess I should probably ask about the portal huh"
<Bayith> "so I will"
<Bayith> "what the fuck do you mean by portal"
<yzabtech> "I don't know much about it."
<yzabtech> "Sometimes it's there, sometimes it isn't."
<yzabtech> ((it's my theory on how the trolls and kids meet))
<Bayith> "is this a common thing that blue bloods have?"
<yzabtech> No, I doubt it.
<yzabtech> ((whoops))
<yzabtech> "No, I doubt it."*
<Bayith> "right then"
<yzabtech> "I've never tried to look through it directly, but it emits a ton of light."
<yzabtech> "So what do you want for food?"
<Bayith> "As much as I can have"
<Bayith> "also some meat for my lusus"
<Bayith> "er, lusii"
<yzabtech> "That's an option." Feraku lays out a slice of pie, a grilled cheese sandwich, a small bunch of bananas, and goes back to the fridge to find meat products.
<yzabtech> "Take it, I guess."
<yzabtech> "Have you played that new game by Hasbro-Mattel, called UNOnline?" Feraku asks while looking through the fridge.
<Bayith> "yeah, I kind of kick ass at that game"
* Bayith starts devouring the the sandwich
<yzabtech> "Cool! What's your screen-name? I'm architectingScientist."
<Bayith> "..."
<Bayith> "are you fucking kidding me?"
<Bayith> "MercurialHermit"
<yzabtech> "It's a small world, I guess!"
<Bayith> "yeah I guess"
<yzabtech> "Remember that raid on the Level 50 boss? You were a savior with the Wild Draw 4 power-up!"
* ancestor (webchat@201.220.243.165) has joined
<yzabtech> "And the next raid we had, on the Level 55? If we didn't draw that skip card, we would have been dead!"
<ancestor> ((so...))
<yzabtech> ((Feraku and Bayith just realized that they know each other in UNOnline))
<Bayith> "as I said earlier"
<Bayith> "I sort of kick ass at that game"
<yzabtech> "Sort of? You totally kick ass at UNOnline!"
<yzabtech> The demonic chanting that has been going on in the background stops. You didn't notice it until after it stopped.
<yzabtech> Footsteps are heard.
<Bayith> "Should I be worried about that?"
<Bayith> "not the ass kicking, the feet sounds"
<yzabtech> "Nope. Just my ancestor running her weirdo cult."
<yzabtech> "It should be fine as long as she doesn't come in here."
<ancestor> you hear a lot of whispering around the place
<Bayith> "your a strange strange lady"
<Bayith> *you're
<yzabtech> "Oh boy, she's approaching. Let's hope she's not hungry."
<Bayith> "let me get this straight"
<ancestor> "what in the hell are you two kids doing?"
<Bayith> "not getting eaten?"
<Bayith> "hopefully"
<yzabtech> "What are you doing here?" Feraku asks her ancestor.
<ancestor> "why are you NOT at formation? c'mon girl, we have discussed this over a THOUSAND times. STAY. IN. FORMATION. WHEN. THE. CHANTS. STOP"
<yzabtech> "I thought you had a cult meeting to run!"
<ancestor> "THIS IS NO FREAKING TIME FOR CHIT CHATTING AROUND GIRL"
<yzabtech> "I'm not joining your cult, for the last time!"
<Bayith> "should I just..."
<ancestor> meeting is over
<Bayith> "leave?"
<ancestor> due to a rude little girl
<ancestor> nononono! stay
<ancestor> you are our guest after all!
<Bayith> "well you two ladies obviously need to settle somethings"
<Bayith> "so I might just..."
<yzabtech> Feraku sighs.
<ancestor> she is in trouble. big trouble, you are fine
<Bayith> "grab some food and head out"
<ancestor> as long as you keep your hands to yourself
<yzabtech> ((darn, i wanted to drop the "don't embarass me in front of my matesprit" line))
<Bayith> "I don't think that was my intention?"
<Bayith> <Are we matesprites at this point?>
* ancestor puts a hand on her hip and stares at the two kids
<Bayith> <I feel like our character's don't know each other that well>
<yzabtech> ((No, but it's an easy way to get Feraku's ancestor to go away))
<ancestor> oh dont worry about THAT. but next time its NOT going to go for FREE.
<Bayith> <ah>
<ancestor> if you want to come hang out at this place, YOU. WILL. FOLLOW. THE. RULES
<ancestor> STAY IN FORMATION
<ancestor> NO SHOES ON THE WOODEN FLOORING
<ancestor> DONT INSULT HIGHER RANKS
<Bayith> "could I talk to wyvernmom again?"
<ancestor> AND NO CELLPHONES ON AFTER 2AM
<yzabtech> "Stop listing a bunch of dumb rules to my matesprit!" Feraku shouts on impulse, in an attempt to get her ancestor to go away.
<ancestor> MATESPRIT?
* ancestor facepalms
<yzabtech> "Yes, matesprit! You've been talking about a heir! Now shoo, shoo!"
<ancestor> arent you a little too YOUNG to be around dating?
<Bayith> "what?"
<ancestor> yes. a heir
<ancestor> when you are older?
<ancestor> you know how it goes. big ol me is gonna die some day, and you will have to step in after that happens
<ancestor> and then. YOU. can mack on whoever you want
<ancestor> not before or during
<ancestor> AFTER i die
<yzabtech> ((>during))
<ancestor> ((yup))
<yzabtech> ((>tfw you're doing it while your ancestor is dying))
<ancestor> ALRIGHT. everything settled then?
<Bayith> "do high bloods... breed differently than us regular folks"
<Bayith> "what do you guys mean by heir"
<ancestor> the meeting is over anyways. you want to stay over for dinner?
<Bayith> "also why am I involved"
<ancestor> OH! YOU HAVENT TOLD HIM?!
<yzabtech> "Yes, everything is settled!"
* ancestor begins laughting
<yzabtech> "No, please don't ruin this for me...."
* ancestor leans in to whisper to feraku "cant i have a laught once in a while?"
<Bayith> <sry I have to go>
<Bayith> <could you pastebin this, and then we can finish it up later?>
<ancestor> so... tell me... young... man. staying over for dinner?
<yzabtech> "No, you can't! Don't be going around telling people about the cult, only freaks run cults!" Feraku whispers back.
<ancestor> ((well then. this gonna be interesting))
<Bayith> <gtg>
<Bayith> <bye>
<yzabtech> ((ok))
* Bayith has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
<ancestor> alright
<ancestor> next time on c3 shenanigans
<ancestor> DINNER
<yzabtech> >tfw you're having dinner with your ancestor and some random guy who you claimed to be your matesprit
<ancestor> yup