Casting Call Threadbumpers

>You are Anonymous.
>And there is a technicolor pony asking you questions.
>You have no idea what the fuck is happening.
>A purple one named Twilight Sparkle just left the room you were in.
>Shortly after she left, a blue one with a rainbow tail and mane comes in the room.
>She closes the door behind her and takes a seat in the chair opposite of the one you were seated in.
>She takes out a pencil and a clipboard and starts speaking.
>”Okay, my name is Rainbow Dash and I will be asking you a few questions. Are you ready?”
“Why am I here again?”
>“Didn't anyone tell you? This is a casting call for a story. Now, are you ready for the questions?”
“Uhh...sure?”
>Dash stares flatly at you for a moment before sighing.
>”Anons these days... okay. Do you know what it means when a pegasus' wings are extended?”
“No.”
>Dash writes something down on the clipboard.
>”Inside or out?”
“What does that have to do with anything?”
>Dash furrows her brow momentarily while she writes something else on the clipboard.
>”What does blushing mean to you?”
“Look, can I go home now? I don't see what this has to do with anything.”
>Dash quirks an eyebrow at you and writes something on the clipboard.
>She gets up out of the chair and goes and opens the door.
>”Okay guys, we have another Rainbro Anon. Go get him his script.”
“Rainbro? The fuck is that?”
>Dash walks by you and flicks her tail at you.
>”You'll find out soon enough, big guy.”
>Today was a trying to wake yourself up kind of day.

>You are Anonymous.
>And there is a technicolor pony asking you questions.
>You have no idea what the fuck is happening.
>A pink pony with a frazzled mane bounces into the room you are currently seated in.
>”Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! I'm just gonna ask you a few quick questions! Are ya ready?!”
“Umm, Wha-”
>”All righty then! Do you like cupcakes?”
“Well, I-”
>”Super! Do you like parties?”
“Hey, I'm tryi-”
>“Of course you do! Who doesn't like parties?! Now for the most importantest of important questions! Do you like HAVING FUN?!”
“I don't eve-”
>”You're perfect! I'll be right back with a script! Oh, we're going to have so much fun together! I can just tell we're going to be the bestest of friends!”
>The pink pony bounces away, leaving you alone.
“The fuck is wrong with her?!”
>Today was a Ritalin kind of day.