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[S] Yuko: Enter

Jun 30th, 2017
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  1. ==BEGIN==
  2. stentorianIdol
  3. You launch the client application
  4. Lazy
  5. Yuko: When it loads, enter Lucy's pesterhandle for the server.
  6. stentorianIdol
  7. When given the prompt, you promptly enter "colloquialStrummer".
  8. Lazy
  9. Lucy: After a minute, you can finally see Yuko's apartment.
  10. Lucy_Chromwell
  11. CS: Alrighty then, we're connected
  12. CS: Lemme start placing some machines for you
  13. I go to the Phernalia Registry and scan Yuko's apartment for space to place stuff
  14. Lazy
  15. You can probably place everything on her roof.
  16. Lucy_Chromwell
  17. That works for me
  18. CS: Hey, Imma place the machines on your apartment roof, kay?
  19. CS: Doesn't look like there's a lot of space in your apartment
  20. stentorianIdol
  21. SI: WAIT what?
  22. Lucy_Chromwell
  23. CS: I'll be placing some big machines down
  24. CS: It's basically reality manipulation or some weird biz like that
  25. CS: Nothing too strange compared to the dolphin
  26. I grab and place the cruxtruder, totem lathe, and alchemiter neatly next to each other on the roof of Yuko's apartment
  27. Lazy
  28. Lucy: They all manage to fit on her roof
  29. Lucy_Chromwell
  30. CS: Everything's fitting nicely on the roof, Yuko
  31. stentorianIdol
  32. SI: SO I JUST GO UP TO MY ROOF AND DO WHAT exactly?
  33. Lucy_Chromwell
  34. CS: Start by going to the tube-machine and helping me pop off its lid
  35. CS: We'll need something heavy
  36. CS: Got a spare ball of sequins somewhere or something?
  37. stentorianIdol
  38. SI: WELL, HOW heavy? IF WE NEED TO REMOVE SOMETHING'S LID, I COULD JUST RIP IT OFF WITH MY HANDS UNLESS IT'S REALLY WEDGED IN there.
  39. Lucy_Chromwell
  40. CS: I tried popping my lid off with one of my daggers but it didn't work, so we're definitely gonna need something heavy
  41. CS: Like, bowling ball heavy
  42. stentorianIdol
  43. SI: AH, I see. I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT somewhere.
  44. You check under your desk for your cheap and common manga collection, that should be heavy enough.
  45. Lazy
  46. Lucy: Grab the stack of manga
  47. Lucy_Chromwell
  48. Alrighty then, I grab the stack of Yuko's comic-mangas and drop them on the cruxtruder lid
  49. CS: Time to head upstairs to the roof
  50. stentorianIdol
  51. You leave your computer, tell your dog to stay, and set a course toward the fire escape ladder, to head up to the roof.
  52. Lazy
  53. Yuko: The lid flies off in a flash of light as a pink orbs thing floats out and a few pink dowels slide out.
  54. stentorianIdol
  55. You then grab a dowel and put it anywhere it seems to go.
  56. Lucy_Chromwell
  57. CS: See the orb? You gotta throw something into it for some reason
  58. CS: Whaddya want me to throw at it?
  59. Lazy
  60. Yuko: It looks like it can fit in the totem lathe
  61. stentorianIdol
  62. SI: If you need to throw something in, just like root around for a figurine of like, Kars or something.
  63. Lucy_Chromwell
  64. CS: Oh, from Jojo? Cool, I always liked the silly poses
  65. Lazy
  66. The timer on the cruxtruder reads 5:12
  67. stentorianIdol
  68. You slot it into the totem lathe, and search for a button.
  69. Lucy_Chromwell
  70. I move the camera around Yuko's apartment and look for some JoJo figurines
  71. hehe, those'll make a funny little orb
  72. stentorianIdol
  73. SI: Yeah, Kars is the guy with the arm swords.
  74. Lucy_Chromwell
  75. CS: What about the italian stripper teens?
  76. CS: I always thought they were the most hilarious
  77. Lazy
  78. Lucy: The King Crimson figurine looks the best.
  79. Lucy_Chromwell
  80. Ooh! The angry stand with the angry mini-face!
  81. hehe! This thing'll be hilarious
  82. I grab the King Crimson figurine and chuck it at the orb
  83. stentorianIdol
  84. Meanwhile, you continue to look for a button
  85. Lazy
  86. The orb absorbs the figurine and assumes King Crimson's pissed off face
  87. Yuko: There doesn't appear to be a button, but there is a slot for something to be put in it.
  88. stentorianIdol
  89. You search around for whatever's supposed to be put in the slot
  90. Lucy_Chromwell
  91. CS: D'oh! I gotta give you a special card for that
  92. CS: Here, gimme a second
  93. I drop the pre-punched card on Yuko's head
  94. stentorianIdol
  95. You slot the card into the lathe
  96. Lazy
  97. Yuko: The lathe whirs and carves your dowel, turning it into some strange totem.
  98. stentorianIdol
  99. You take the totem and move it over to wherever it looks like it should go.
  100. Lazy
  101. Yuko: It looks like it should be placed on the little pedestal on the alchemiter.
  102. stentorianIdol
  103. You put it on the alchemiter, then.
  104. Lazy
  105. Yuko: The arm on the alchemiter scans the totem. In a flash of light, a pink table filled with birthday cakes and hats appears on the alchemiter, and soon after disappears, leaving behind a birthday cake with lit candles.
  106. Lucy_Chromwell
  107. CS: Happy birthday!
  108. CS: Or did I say that too soon?
  109. stentorianIdol
  110. You blow out the candles, you have no idea who's birthday it is, but you're the only one around.
  111. Lazy
  112. A white glow surrounds your apartment, which soon turns into a blinding light. The light quickly fades away and you find yourself in an entirely different land.
  113. Welcome to the Land of Shroud and Glitter!
  114.  
  115. ==END==
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