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- ==BEGIN==
- stentorianIdol
- You launch the client application
- Lazy
- Yuko: When it loads, enter Lucy's pesterhandle for the server.
- stentorianIdol
- When given the prompt, you promptly enter "colloquialStrummer".
- Lazy
- Lucy: After a minute, you can finally see Yuko's apartment.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: Alrighty then, we're connected
- CS: Lemme start placing some machines for you
- I go to the Phernalia Registry and scan Yuko's apartment for space to place stuff
- Lazy
- You can probably place everything on her roof.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- That works for me
- CS: Hey, Imma place the machines on your apartment roof, kay?
- CS: Doesn't look like there's a lot of space in your apartment
- stentorianIdol
- SI: WAIT what?
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: I'll be placing some big machines down
- CS: It's basically reality manipulation or some weird biz like that
- CS: Nothing too strange compared to the dolphin
- I grab and place the cruxtruder, totem lathe, and alchemiter neatly next to each other on the roof of Yuko's apartment
- Lazy
- Lucy: They all manage to fit on her roof
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: Everything's fitting nicely on the roof, Yuko
- stentorianIdol
- SI: SO I JUST GO UP TO MY ROOF AND DO WHAT exactly?
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: Start by going to the tube-machine and helping me pop off its lid
- CS: We'll need something heavy
- CS: Got a spare ball of sequins somewhere or something?
- stentorianIdol
- SI: WELL, HOW heavy? IF WE NEED TO REMOVE SOMETHING'S LID, I COULD JUST RIP IT OFF WITH MY HANDS UNLESS IT'S REALLY WEDGED IN there.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: I tried popping my lid off with one of my daggers but it didn't work, so we're definitely gonna need something heavy
- CS: Like, bowling ball heavy
- stentorianIdol
- SI: AH, I see. I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT somewhere.
- You check under your desk for your cheap and common manga collection, that should be heavy enough.
- Lazy
- Lucy: Grab the stack of manga
- Lucy_Chromwell
- Alrighty then, I grab the stack of Yuko's comic-mangas and drop them on the cruxtruder lid
- CS: Time to head upstairs to the roof
- stentorianIdol
- You leave your computer, tell your dog to stay, and set a course toward the fire escape ladder, to head up to the roof.
- Lazy
- Yuko: The lid flies off in a flash of light as a pink orbs thing floats out and a few pink dowels slide out.
- stentorianIdol
- You then grab a dowel and put it anywhere it seems to go.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: See the orb? You gotta throw something into it for some reason
- CS: Whaddya want me to throw at it?
- Lazy
- Yuko: It looks like it can fit in the totem lathe
- stentorianIdol
- SI: If you need to throw something in, just like root around for a figurine of like, Kars or something.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: Oh, from Jojo? Cool, I always liked the silly poses
- Lazy
- The timer on the cruxtruder reads 5:12
- stentorianIdol
- You slot it into the totem lathe, and search for a button.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- I move the camera around Yuko's apartment and look for some JoJo figurines
- hehe, those'll make a funny little orb
- stentorianIdol
- SI: Yeah, Kars is the guy with the arm swords.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: What about the italian stripper teens?
- CS: I always thought they were the most hilarious
- Lazy
- Lucy: The King Crimson figurine looks the best.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- Ooh! The angry stand with the angry mini-face!
- hehe! This thing'll be hilarious
- I grab the King Crimson figurine and chuck it at the orb
- stentorianIdol
- Meanwhile, you continue to look for a button
- Lazy
- The orb absorbs the figurine and assumes King Crimson's pissed off face
- Yuko: There doesn't appear to be a button, but there is a slot for something to be put in it.
- stentorianIdol
- You search around for whatever's supposed to be put in the slot
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: D'oh! I gotta give you a special card for that
- CS: Here, gimme a second
- I drop the pre-punched card on Yuko's head
- stentorianIdol
- You slot the card into the lathe
- Lazy
- Yuko: The lathe whirs and carves your dowel, turning it into some strange totem.
- stentorianIdol
- You take the totem and move it over to wherever it looks like it should go.
- Lazy
- Yuko: It looks like it should be placed on the little pedestal on the alchemiter.
- stentorianIdol
- You put it on the alchemiter, then.
- Lazy
- Yuko: The arm on the alchemiter scans the totem. In a flash of light, a pink table filled with birthday cakes and hats appears on the alchemiter, and soon after disappears, leaving behind a birthday cake with lit candles.
- Lucy_Chromwell
- CS: Happy birthday!
- CS: Or did I say that too soon?
- stentorianIdol
- You blow out the candles, you have no idea who's birthday it is, but you're the only one around.
- Lazy
- A white glow surrounds your apartment, which soon turns into a blinding light. The light quickly fades away and you find yourself in an entirely different land.
- Welcome to the Land of Shroud and Glitter!
- ==END==
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