Gloves Off (2017)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Goes
on and on and on.

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Can I speak
to Mr. Evans, please?

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Officer on deck!

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Douglas, Douglas Evans?

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What can I do
for you gentlemen?

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Giles Templar.

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I hope you don't mind,
couple of my colleagues

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were talking about this place.

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I thought I'd come
and take a look.

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I've done a bit of the old
white collar boxing, you know.

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No, no, I'm pretty
bloody handy, actually.

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Well, if you wanna join,
it's 40 quid a month.

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God, no.

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No, I work out at
the Third Space.

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Zumba, Pilates, hot yoga.

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I want to fight.

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Doesn't work like that, mate.

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You can't just
walk in and fight.

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Oh, I think I can.

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No, you can't.

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There's rules for
your own safety.

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Don't worry about
my safety, old boy.

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I'm from Bloodstone
Corporate Finance.

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Big Hug?

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No thanks, YMCA's up the road.

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No, Big Hug Payday Loans.

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Listen, I don't care

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if you're Barney the
fricking dinosaur.

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Rules are rules for good reason.

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See,
I work for Big Hug, hmm?

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We're going to own this place.

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You know, collateral.

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Loan default.

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You're making some assumptions
there, aren't you, cowboy?

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Well, I can keep the wolf away

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for a little bit,
freeze the interest.

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I just wanna have some fun.

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Fun?

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It's not your plaything.

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And you can button your flies.

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I can close you in hours.

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Get back to it!

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That's two minutes.

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Oi!

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Look, I'm not
some bloody child.

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I can bloody scrap, actually.

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This ain't that.

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Just give me a
little taster now

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and I'll buy you
a couple of weeks.

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Get your piggy bank in order.

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Months, then?

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I can do that, it's easy for me.

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I can help you.

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Or not.

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Need a sparring
partner, captain?

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I'm not
fighting that thing.

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What's your name?

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Um, Rupert, Roopie.

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- Or Roop.
- You're a witness.

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This man waived all his rights.

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He walked in here and directly
challenged Albert to a fight.

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Albert, glove up!

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This is ridiculous.

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It's that or nothing, cowboy.

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Just don't get clever with him.

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- Easy, yeah?
- Go on, Gi.

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Show them what you can do.

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Keep it tight
now, Albert, son!

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Come on!

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Go easy on him, just
wanna tire him out a bit.

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Oh, yes,
come on, Albert!

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Okay, you both know the rules.

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Box.

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Let's see what he's
got, huh?

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Yeah.

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That's it, cover up!

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He's punching fresh air, Albert!

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Left, left!

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And then the old Haymaker!

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Unleash the Gi bomb!

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Come on, Albert!

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He's all over the
place, that's it!

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You could beat
him one-handed, Albert!

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Okay, Albert,
big one now, come on!

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Come on!

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- Oi!
- Yeah!

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He's knocked
out, knocked out!

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Yay, go on, Albert!

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Hello, sailor!

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Now, you can take your Gi
bomb and your Roopie and fuck.

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And that wasteman thought
he was bare hype, you know.

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Spitting lyrics about Pilates.

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What's this Pilates, fam?

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Yeah, it's kinda raw, still.

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But man like Albert
had him on lockdown, G.

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OG status, you done though.

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Reach me, cuz.

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All right, safe, G, yeah,
I'm a bounce, still.

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Hold it, innit.

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I'm a check my boys.

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Gonna break the internet,
G, know what I'm saying?

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Jeez!

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Hey, yo Carlos!

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Wagwan, G!

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What did he just say?

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- Hey.
- No idea.

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I just left the
gym, yeah, check this, yeah.

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Oh, Albert, I,
um, I forgot the,

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turn off the thing
in the back, yeah?

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I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

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Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Are we, uh, are we in
bother then, captain?

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What?

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Well, I heard
'em talking about,

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you know, loans and stuff.

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No, just, um, some
over-privileged prick

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thinks having a few quid
makes him a superhero.

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That's all.

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We showed him though,
didn't we, captain?

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You showed him, Albert.

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You did.

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Taffy would be
proud, you know.

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Yeah, that's all we
want, isn't it, eh?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Night, captain.

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Be lucky, Albert.

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Are you, Taff?

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Are you proud?

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I'm trying to keep
it going, Taff.

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Really, I am.

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Could do with a sign here, mate.

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Let me know I'm not
pissing in the wind.

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You could just use the door.

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Old habits.

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Smoked salmon and cream
cheese, crayfish and rocket.

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Do you know if you don't
wash for six weeks,

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then your hair and your skin

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develop their own
cleansing system?

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Doesn't work, you honk.

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New York.

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Mm.

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Showers haven't moved.

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Give it three more days,

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and I'll smell like an
alpine flower meadow.

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Brian turns the
bout into a real go around,

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but he almost got
schooled by the shot.

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What gives?

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Still the
champion at the final gong.

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Miss my daughter.

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Where is she?

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Somewhere in Europe.

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That's a pretty big haystack.

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I got more air
miles than Stelios.

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Trouble
from the first round on.

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Her mum was quite
a looker, you know.

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So, what happened?

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Found a richer bloke, shagged
her way into First Class,

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disappeared back behind
the Iron Curtain.

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Four points.

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With your daughter?

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Whew, still, Taffy left you
a wonderful legacy though.

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And the unpaid gambling
debt that went with it.

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Yeah, still, that's all
been paid off now, eh?

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Brian
O'Shea, a right cross.

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- Oh.
- Tangles with

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defending champ.

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Things
could be worse.

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I've got this terrible rash
on me arse and me teeth hurt!

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Shower!

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Blocked only
twice, they might rally.

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Chin down.

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Move those feet, fucker.

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Hey, it's bait, it's bait!

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Albert gave him
that night nurse, G!

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- Come on, Albert!
- What are you two

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laughing about?

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Hey, I'm just
showing Mick, innit.

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Our OG went ham!

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Don't be showing anybody that!

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You're gonna get
me in more bother!

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I'm sick of telling him!

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All right, leave it, G.

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Mick ain't gonna trip and
turn snitch like a bitch.

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Hey, I checked on Albert, innit.

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Upper cut, head top clip, pow!

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What's your name, son?

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Donny.

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You looking to train, Donny?

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Been playing on
the computer, iPad?

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Can't
afford one of those.

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So, why do you
wanna box, Donny?

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Um, well, some
of my uncles do it.

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And, uh, I wanna honor
the family, you know.

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Mm, yeah.

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You know it's hard,
don't you, Donny?

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It's not like telly.

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And the Xbox doesn't
punch you in the gob.

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There's no tougher sport.

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Ballet.

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What?

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What?

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Ballet's a bitch.

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Can you skip?

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Your world is now divided
into three-minute chunks.

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Everything you do
takes three minutes.

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Eat, read, work.

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Sleep?

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Not sleep.

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Blink?

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No, that would,

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look, you need to
get used to working

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in three-minute bursts.

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Like washing up.

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We've done that now.

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Oh.

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Look, you train and fight
in three-minute bursts,

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so just get used
to understanding

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what three minutes feels like.

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Uh, you boil an
egg in three minutes.

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Skip.

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Yeah.

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Just so you know, mate,
that's not skipping.

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It wasn't like that.

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Someone's messed
with the footage.

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Come on, Albert!

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He's all over the place!

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- That's it!
- Go on, Gi.

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I believe in you!

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All right
him one-handed, Albert!

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Okay, Albert,
big one now, come on!

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Come on!

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Keep swinging!

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Where have you been?

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Unleashing a Gi bomb?

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Sorry.

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Someone's put the
fight on YouTube.

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Get me the file.

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Yeah.

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Good grip.

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That'll do, off you go.

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Officer on deck!

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Still here then?

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Uh, yeah.

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He's a trier, captain.

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Hasn't let go of the rope
since you were called away.

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- Mm.
- I think we might

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have a champion in
the club at last.

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Show us your progress then.

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Okay.

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Remember what I said.

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Yeah.

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- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

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I'm sorry, son.

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Don't worry, son,
it's only practice.

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It's only practice.

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Champion?

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Would I be able to take
the rope home and practice?

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That's a leather rope.

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It's been in this gym
since Noah was a lad.

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Have you any idea the blood
and sweat that's seen?

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The honor it deserves?

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Champions have made
weight on that rope.

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It's part of the
very DNA of this gym.

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Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

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Sorry.

268
00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:15,692
♪ I don't wanna just say, yeah ♪

269
00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:18,963
♪ Straight through the heart ♪

270
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,666
♪ I ain't good without you ♪

271
00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:22,503
All right.

272
00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:24,737
Take it home and practice.

273
00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:28,675
Thank you, Mr. Captain?

274
00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,776
♪ I ain't good ♪

275
00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:32,613
Name's Doug.

276
00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:35,946
I'm not a captain.

277
00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:39,584
♪ I know they
can't be that way ♪

278
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,384
♪ I don't wanna just say, yeah ♪

279
00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:42,856
You did well, son.

280
00:14:58,538 --> 00:15:00,741
I just wanna say thanks, sir.

281
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,944
That kid, you made his week.

282
00:15:06,312 --> 00:15:08,245
You are a captain.

283
00:15:08,247 --> 00:15:11,417
You're a captain to
me, the other lads.

284
00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:14,288
That's all.

285
00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:17,224
Thanks, Albert.

286
00:15:18,957 --> 00:15:20,657
You silly old bugger.

287
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,771
Well, I'm going
the other way, so.

288
00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:34,241
Night, captain.

289
00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:35,976
Be lucky, mate.

290
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:21,686
Too old for this.

291
00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:29,726
Christ on a bike.

292
00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:31,329
For a homeless dude,
you've got more blubber

293
00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:33,400
than a blooming humpback.

294
00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:48,412
The milk of human kindness.

295
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,648
Asparagus and cream cheese.

296
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:52,917
Absolutely delicious.

297
00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:56,921
But beware, the breakdown
of sulfuric compounds

298
00:16:56,923 --> 00:17:01,895
can cause a profusion of
varied, pungent malodor!

299
00:17:03,629 --> 00:17:04,898
Smelly weewee.

300
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,840
Happy birthday, friend.

301
00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:16,909
Ta-da!

302
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:45,838
Oh, boy, Christ, that's rank.

303
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,607
There's bogs in the back.

304
00:18:13,565 --> 00:18:17,868
Dirty, no-good,
double die piss balling,

305
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:21,073
arse wiping liberty
taking clowns!

306
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:23,640
No, Dad!

307
00:18:23,642 --> 00:18:24,574
I need that!

308
00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:26,644
And I need a new pair of legs.

309
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,844
We're both knackered.

310
00:18:27,846 --> 00:18:29,112
- Ah, ah, ah, ah!
- I got a few

311
00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:30,880
- pennies left, Dougie.
- Ah, ah, ah, ooh!

312
00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:32,116
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

313
00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:34,185
How much do you need?

314
00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:37,721
Don't tell these, otherwise
they're gonna nick it.

315
00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:40,627
Dad, you've already
given me your pension.

316
00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:43,864
I can't do anything,
it just has to go down.

317
00:18:45,598 --> 00:18:49,099
Oh, damn this pansy-arsed,

318
00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:52,839
new age, muesli, yoga bullshit!

319
00:18:54,873 --> 00:18:56,142
Take me home, Dougie.

320
00:18:57,576 --> 00:18:59,877
Please, take me home.

321
00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:03,849
There is no home, Dad.

322
00:19:04,784 --> 00:19:05,851
It's just me and the gym.

323
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,653
The gym's run out of steam.

324
00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:10,920
There's no money.

325
00:19:10,922 --> 00:19:13,624
I took out loans to
pay for this place.

326
00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:17,731
Put the gym up as collateral
and now I can't pay it back.

327
00:19:33,278 --> 00:19:34,647
Silly old sod.

328
00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:42,887
Come on, no pain, no gain.

329
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:44,053
That's it, come on!

330
00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:45,622
One, two.

331
00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:46,890
Put some effort in!

332
00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:48,027
Hey, hey, hey!

333
00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:50,828
What have I told ya?

334
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,635
Pack it in!

335
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:20,659
Captain on deck.

336
00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:27,130
Yo, yo, bruv.

337
00:20:27,132 --> 00:20:30,099
Who's that piff ting, G?

338
00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:31,071
Join in, blud.

339
00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,638
Yeah, is Doug here?

340
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,243
Um, we came to talk about
the forms and stuff.

341
00:20:38,274 --> 00:20:39,776
He's behind you.

342
00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:52,055
Oh, um, Mum, this is Doug.

343
00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,090
He's the boss.

344
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,759
Hi Doug, I'm
Vera, Donny's mum.

345
00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:57,964
I've come to sign some forms.

346
00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:00,000
Dad?

347
00:21:01,066 --> 00:21:02,101
Sorry?

348
00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,635
It's usually dad.

349
00:21:04,637 --> 00:21:05,636
- Oh, yeah.
- Sorry.

350
00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:07,874
Uh, I haven't seen a woman.

351
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:11,678
I mean I haven't, you know,

352
00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:14,147
not, you know.

353
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:16,917
Women don't normally like it.

354
00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:18,985
Mums, that is.

355
00:21:20,719 --> 00:21:22,086
Are you okay?

356
00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:24,621
Yeah, I was just in the.

357
00:21:24,623 --> 00:21:26,290
Is that where the forms are?

358
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:27,226
No, no, no.

359
00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,130
Shit!

360
00:21:32,698 --> 00:21:35,099
Sorry, the language.

361
00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,234
Oh, God, what is that?

362
00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:42,171
That's, uh,
leather conditioner.

363
00:21:42,173 --> 00:21:46,076
Yeah, yeah, uh, we use it on
the bags and all the gloves.

364
00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:48,012
Smells
like rotten eggs.

365
00:21:48,014 --> 00:21:50,680
Yeah, well, that's
the chemicals.

366
00:21:50,682 --> 00:21:52,015
- Right.
- God.

367
00:21:52,017 --> 00:21:54,051
It does smell like rotten eggs.

368
00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:55,021
Rotten eggs and

369
00:21:57,989 --> 00:21:58,791
piss.

370
00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:01,361
Well, don't wanna waste it.

371
00:22:02,661 --> 00:22:03,726
No, no, no, no.

372
00:22:03,728 --> 00:22:05,064
We've already done everything.

373
00:22:06,131 --> 00:22:07,798
Oh.

374
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,032
Yeah, yeah.

375
00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:10,667
That's why it was there.

376
00:22:10,669 --> 00:22:12,304
I want my hands
tough like leather.

377
00:22:16,676 --> 00:22:17,310
Fight the burn!

378
00:22:18,977 --> 00:22:20,080
Do us a favor, Mick.

379
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:31,992
Right, forms.

380
00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:35,792
Double jab.

381
00:22:35,794 --> 00:22:36,894
Right cross.

382
00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:37,731
Double jab.

383
00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:39,830
That's it.

384
00:22:39,832 --> 00:22:40,930
- Time.
- Dads usually do this,

385
00:22:40,932 --> 00:22:42,166
is what I meant.

386
00:22:42,168 --> 00:22:45,002
You know, mums are
a bit squeamish.

387
00:22:45,004 --> 00:22:47,236
Not me, I've been around
fighting all me life.

388
00:22:47,238 --> 00:22:48,408
Oh, sorry.

389
00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:50,644
It's a tradition.

390
00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:52,011
Oh.

391
00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:57,013
Does, uh, Donny's dad fight?

392
00:22:57,015 --> 00:22:59,716
Haven't got a clue, I
ain't seen him for years.

393
00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:00,519
Oh, sorry.

394
00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:06,291
No, I'm glad,
he's a right wanker.

395
00:23:07,993 --> 00:23:08,828
How much is it?

396
00:23:09,961 --> 00:23:11,230
It's, uh, 20 quid a,

397
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,268
no, I'm not gonna
take your money.

398
00:23:17,736 --> 00:23:19,171
Why, what do you mean?

399
00:23:20,438 --> 00:23:22,108
I don't think I'm gonna
be around for much longer.

400
00:23:23,242 --> 00:23:25,011
You know there are
people you can talk to?

401
00:23:26,211 --> 00:23:27,477
What?

402
00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:30,246
Well, Samaritans and
drugs, they can help.

403
00:23:30,248 --> 00:23:31,447
I'm not gonna top meself.

404
00:23:31,449 --> 00:23:34,153
Just don't use a gun, it's
not as neat as people think.

405
00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:36,255
It's not like that.

406
00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:40,290
Look.

407
00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,126
Donny's a good kid.

408
00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:46,530
I'll get him started,
help set him up,

409
00:23:46,532 --> 00:23:47,965
so he can find another gym.

410
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,333
They, they won't be as
friendly as this place,

411
00:23:50,335 --> 00:23:53,771
but I'll get him ready.

412
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,805
It's such a shame though.

413
00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:57,142
Donny loved it yesterday.

414
00:23:58,244 --> 00:24:00,077
Albert teaching him to skip.

415
00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:01,948
He's awkward, shy.

416
00:24:03,114 --> 00:24:04,750
I was just hoping
this would help.

417
00:24:08,821 --> 00:24:10,189
He said his uncles fight.

418
00:24:11,422 --> 00:24:13,456
I'm gonna go then.

419
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,294
Oh, uh,

420
00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:17,831
will you be back?

421
00:24:19,998 --> 00:24:20,833
What for?

422
00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:23,233
And thanks.

423
00:24:23,235 --> 00:24:25,472
It's a shame, but I'm just
gonna have to find another gym.

424
00:24:29,909 --> 00:24:31,210
Maybe you won't have to.

425
00:24:33,111 --> 00:24:34,278
Be lucky, then.

426
00:24:50,528 --> 00:24:53,030
47 grand in seven days.

427
00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,564
Are you sure?

428
00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:57,134
It's not addressed to
someone else, a relative or...

429
00:24:57,136 --> 00:24:59,235
It's addressed to us
but with his name on.

430
00:24:59,237 --> 00:25:00,870
47 stacks, fam.

431
00:25:00,872 --> 00:25:04,006
Ain't no man gonna raise
gwala like that, you get me?

432
00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:06,609
I was in the shower all
afternoon, I'm spotless.

433
00:25:06,611 --> 00:25:08,145
Oi, check this though, yeah.

434
00:25:08,147 --> 00:25:09,013
I'll get my posse
involved, innit.

435
00:25:09,015 --> 00:25:12,381
Huh, Riz, behave
your bloody self.

436
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,217
We know there's no posse.

437
00:25:14,219 --> 00:25:15,418
Bumbaclart!

438
00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:17,221
Look, there's no smell.

439
00:25:17,223 --> 00:25:18,388
Can't I just come in?

440
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:19,388
Sponsorship?

441
00:25:20,592 --> 00:25:22,059
Nobody's interested
in boxing anymore.

442
00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:23,193
They'd all rather play it

443
00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:24,227
on their game console,
wouldn't they?

444
00:25:24,229 --> 00:25:26,196
And that's where the
sponsorship is, isn't it?

445
00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:30,500
I've got the, uh, WBO world
champ '16 in the house.

446
00:25:30,502 --> 00:25:32,101
What, not for me, for the kids!

447
00:25:32,103 --> 00:25:33,907
They're too young for our game!

448
00:25:35,373 --> 00:25:38,175
God.

449
00:25:38,177 --> 00:25:40,409
I don't know what I'd
do without the gym.

450
00:25:40,411 --> 00:25:41,878
It's everything.

451
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,046
It's everything to
all of us, isn't it?

452
00:25:44,048 --> 00:25:47,184
I couldn't be alone with
Marjorie in the house for a week.

453
00:25:47,186 --> 00:25:48,385
Be the death of me.

454
00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:52,325
Look, I used Dettol and a
scrubbing brush, for God's sake!

455
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,395
Brilliant.

456
00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,427
♪ Once I leave the house ♪

457
00:25:59,531 --> 00:26:00,332
Night.

458
00:26:14,513 --> 00:26:16,513
Is Doug a good fighter?

459
00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:19,284
The best.

460
00:26:20,351 --> 00:26:23,419
Awesome, and I mean awesome.

461
00:26:23,421 --> 00:26:25,024
Doesn't fight now though.

462
00:26:26,158 --> 00:26:26,993
After Taffy.

463
00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:29,361
Why, what happened?

464
00:26:31,362 --> 00:26:32,663
I'm coming in.

465
00:26:37,402 --> 00:26:40,405
So, Doug's the most promising
pro middleweight in London.

466
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,571
Taffy used to own the gym.

467
00:26:42,573 --> 00:26:44,241
A legend.

468
00:26:44,243 --> 00:26:45,211
He trained Doug.

469
00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:51,183
Doug's warm up fight, before
he goes for European title,

470
00:26:52,351 --> 00:26:53,419
Taffy has a heart
attack ringside.

471
00:26:55,254 --> 00:26:56,285
Dead.

472
00:26:56,287 --> 00:26:57,122
No.

473
00:26:58,023 --> 00:26:58,655
Beat.

474
00:26:58,657 --> 00:27:00,090
Yeah, when Taffy died,

475
00:27:00,092 --> 00:27:01,457
he left Dougie the gym
in his will, didn't he.

476
00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:02,725
Yeah.

477
00:27:02,727 --> 00:27:05,061
So overnight, he went from a
boxing hero to a businessman,

478
00:27:05,063 --> 00:27:09,465
and well, could have been a
champ though, couldn't he, eh?

479
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,466
Could have been a great champ.

480
00:27:10,468 --> 00:27:12,468
He's a proud man.

481
00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,506
And do you think
he'd ever fight again?

482
00:27:24,216 --> 00:27:26,382
You have never experienced

483
00:27:26,384 --> 00:27:29,986
the liberation of
unbridled micturition.

484
00:27:31,457 --> 00:27:32,688
The what?

485
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,590
It's like being
at one with nature.

486
00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:38,195
It's an expression of
masculinity, of territory.

487
00:27:38,197 --> 00:27:41,098
You're saying, I reject
your civilization.

488
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,766
I reject your sanitation.

489
00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:45,334
I choose.

490
00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:46,436
You pissed in a slop bucket

491
00:27:46,438 --> 00:27:49,339
because you couldn't be
arsed to walk to the bog.

492
00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:50,474
You're a sloth.

493
00:27:50,476 --> 00:27:52,512
I am marking
territory, old socks.

494
00:27:56,582 --> 00:27:58,415
Doesn't matter anyway.

495
00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:00,016
Women like that
can pick and choose

496
00:28:00,018 --> 00:28:02,351
and a used up fighter
with massive debt

497
00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:04,053
wouldn't even make the not
in a thousand years list.

498
00:28:04,055 --> 00:28:07,357
Oh, come on now, you
know how to treat a woman.

499
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,291
I thought so.

500
00:28:08,293 --> 00:28:09,359
I did all right in my day.

501
00:28:09,361 --> 00:28:12,728
Oh, you're still the
same guy you always were.

502
00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:16,465
Sure, there's a bit more fat.

503
00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,568
Okay, the virility is declined.

504
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:21,471
You, you, you, you
craved her every day,

505
00:28:21,473 --> 00:28:23,240
sometimes every hour.

506
00:28:23,242 --> 00:28:25,609
But now, once a week
seems like an effort,

507
00:28:25,611 --> 00:28:27,543
and the face has sagged

508
00:28:27,545 --> 00:28:30,813
and the onset of bitch
tits seems inevitable,

509
00:28:30,815 --> 00:28:33,315
but all you've got to
look forward to is a...

510
00:28:33,317 --> 00:28:35,351
You don't bloody wash

511
00:28:35,353 --> 00:28:37,219
and you piss wherever
the urge takes you.

512
00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:38,655
You're like a stray dog.

513
00:28:38,657 --> 00:28:41,461
I am a wolf.

514
00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:43,693
End of the 13th.

515
00:28:45,496 --> 00:28:47,363
Well, I'm buggered.

516
00:28:54,439 --> 00:28:56,606
After too many
years of celibacy,

517
00:28:56,608 --> 00:28:59,609
savage ex-wife that swore
me off women for life,

518
00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:01,311
I've finally found
the woman of my dreams

519
00:29:01,313 --> 00:29:02,547
who thinks I'm a basket case.

520
00:29:07,753 --> 00:29:08,755
That looks good.

521
00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:12,621
I was saving this
for a celebration.

522
00:29:12,623 --> 00:29:13,490
Down
with Polk all over him.

523
00:29:13,492 --> 00:29:15,091
Maybe when I saw
my daughter again,

524
00:29:15,093 --> 00:29:20,099
but that's not bloody
likely.

525
00:29:21,566 --> 00:29:25,435
Cook might win
this fight by a wide margin.

526
00:29:25,437 --> 00:29:27,372
He's trying to hold on.

527
00:29:33,478 --> 00:29:34,644
Last few seconds
of the final round,

528
00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:35,712
sees Vasilio hanging on.

529
00:29:35,714 --> 00:29:37,347
Don't you have a cup?

530
00:29:37,349 --> 00:29:39,215
Then
it was all around.

531
00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:55,465
And where the
hell do you think you've been?

532
00:29:55,467 --> 00:29:57,734
Do you have any idea
what time it is?

533
00:29:57,736 --> 00:29:59,671
Your dinner's ruined.

534
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:13,776
Algernon Steadman.

535
00:31:13,778 --> 00:31:16,646
Steadman and Cross, chartered
accountants to the stars.

536
00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:20,250
You may have read about me
in such august publications

537
00:31:20,252 --> 00:31:23,619
as Accountancy Age, ACC Global,

538
00:31:23,621 --> 00:31:26,391
and the bankruptcy list in
the Ham and High!

539
00:31:30,294 --> 00:31:32,896
What the hell happened?

540
00:31:32,898 --> 00:31:34,430
That.

541
00:31:34,432 --> 00:31:36,299
The sauce got me.

542
00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:38,767
Jesus, sorry, mate.

543
00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:39,735
I had no idea.

544
00:31:39,737 --> 00:31:40,770
♪ Went on in our lives ♪

545
00:31:40,772 --> 00:31:43,607
Where you going with that?

546
00:31:43,609 --> 00:31:45,742
♪ Something went astray ♪

547
00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:49,713
Now, Algy Steadman
hasn't had a drink

548
00:31:49,715 --> 00:31:52,717
since 2000 and bloody ages.

549
00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:55,220
Oops.

550
00:31:56,255 --> 00:31:57,553
Ah.

551
00:31:57,555 --> 00:31:58,955
No, no, don't worry, old man.

552
00:31:58,957 --> 00:32:00,927
I'd forgotten how
bloody fantastic it is.

553
00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:05,427
♪ And my lover says, call me ♪

554
00:32:05,429 --> 00:32:09,599
You're a good man,
Doug, formidable man.

555
00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,536
I know this about you.

556
00:32:12,670 --> 00:32:16,406
The kindness you've
shown to this poor man.

557
00:32:19,544 --> 00:32:20,845
You're like Jesus!

558
00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:25,814
♪ Baby, it was just for you ♪

559
00:32:25,816 --> 00:32:28,653
I'm gonna help you,
just as you helped me.

560
00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:31,690
Because you deserve it.

561
00:33:21,739 --> 00:33:24,276
Rescue and prosper?

562
00:33:33,851 --> 00:33:35,553
Algernon Steadman.

563
00:33:36,955 --> 00:33:37,790
Algy?

564
00:33:45,496 --> 00:33:46,696
- Get rid of it.
- Don't tell me what

565
00:33:46,698 --> 00:33:48,932
you think, I'm gonna tell
you what I think, it's going.

566
00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:51,801
Well, if it isn't Don King.

567
00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:54,937
We're just measuring
up, Mr. Evans.

568
00:33:54,939 --> 00:33:55,804
What?

569
00:33:55,806 --> 00:33:58,810
Oh, I bought the debt.

570
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,546
We're gonna raze this shithole

571
00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:04,781
and open up a
proper, modern gym.

572
00:34:04,783 --> 00:34:06,752
Franchise the crap out of it.

573
00:34:07,753 --> 00:34:10,356
Hot yoga, boxercise, Pilates.

574
00:34:11,822 --> 00:34:12,921
Juice bar.

575
00:34:12,923 --> 00:34:13,758
Zumba.

576
00:34:14,925 --> 00:34:16,792
I'm a partner, aren't I, Gi?

577
00:34:16,794 --> 00:34:18,764
It's gonna be amazing.

578
00:34:20,064 --> 00:34:20,900
Incredible.

579
00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:23,968
I warned you.

580
00:34:26,405 --> 00:34:27,406
You had your chance.

581
00:34:37,849 --> 00:34:39,948
Roopie, on me.

582
00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:40,820
Oh, coming, Gi.

583
00:35:01,006 --> 00:35:02,007
Oh, bitch.

584
00:35:04,175 --> 00:35:07,545
Oh, Albert, I'm bloody dying.

585
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,912
I might need a hand.

586
00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:14,818
Why aren't you at school?

587
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:17,120
You look like shit,
but I've got an idea.

588
00:35:17,122 --> 00:35:17,957
What?

589
00:35:20,525 --> 00:35:21,990
This.

590
00:35:21,992 --> 00:35:22,858
They're outlaws.

591
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,093
That's not boxing.

592
00:35:24,095 --> 00:35:26,562
Yeah, I know but the
skills are the same.

593
00:35:26,564 --> 00:35:29,999
Look, the purse is
nearly 100,000 pounds.

594
00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:30,934
Biggest it's ever been.

595
00:35:30,936 --> 00:35:32,635
And then there's the
side bets, you know,

596
00:35:32,637 --> 00:35:34,870
chase the ace, dipping, hustle.

597
00:35:34,872 --> 00:35:37,140
They're tricky buggers,
them Gypsies, let me tell ya.

598
00:35:37,142 --> 00:35:39,608
What, worse than
a payday lender?

599
00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:40,843
- Ooh.
- Look,

600
00:35:40,845 --> 00:35:42,845
there hasn't been a
fight in three years.

601
00:35:42,847 --> 00:35:44,948
No one wants to fight Big Bill
Brady 'cause he's so good.

602
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:46,783
That's why the purse is so big.

603
00:35:46,785 --> 00:35:48,984
It's irrelevant,
I'm a middleweight.

604
00:35:48,986 --> 00:35:50,919
I've never done bare knuckle.

605
00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:53,890
Added to which, I'm too
old and out of shape.

606
00:35:53,892 --> 00:35:56,792
I couldn't beat him in two
years, let alone two days.

607
00:35:56,794 --> 00:35:58,695
Yeah, but you're not
gonna do the fighting.

608
00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:00,497
You just train the fighter.

609
00:36:00,499 --> 00:36:02,030
Who, Mick?

610
00:36:02,968 --> 00:36:03,966
He's the only one big enough.

611
00:36:03,968 --> 00:36:06,035
And he couldn't knock
the sugar off a donut.

612
00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:08,104
No offense, Mick.

613
00:36:08,106 --> 00:36:09,939
No offense taken.

614
00:36:09,941 --> 00:36:11,140
I don't mind eating the donuts,

615
00:36:11,142 --> 00:36:12,975
I don't wanna knock
shit out of it.

616
00:36:14,845 --> 00:36:16,044
All right, come on, seriously.

617
00:36:16,046 --> 00:36:18,016
Donny, man, who's
gonna fight him?

618
00:36:19,818 --> 00:36:20,653
Well.

619
00:36:21,586 --> 00:36:22,952
My brother.

620
00:36:25,122 --> 00:36:26,891
Donny and I are Romany Gypsies.

621
00:36:28,026 --> 00:36:29,758
There's nothing we'd like more

622
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,961
than to see the title back
in the hands of the Roma.

623
00:36:31,963 --> 00:36:32,898
There's a long history.

624
00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:36,468
My brother was the
last man to fight him.

625
00:36:43,642 --> 00:36:48,647
What, do you all feel the
need to check your wallets?

626
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,680
Irish and Roma travelers
have a huge rivalry.

627
00:36:51,682 --> 00:36:54,017
They've ruined our
already awful reputation.

628
00:36:54,019 --> 00:36:56,019
All that my Big
Fat Gypsy crap.

629
00:36:56,021 --> 00:36:58,023
Donny and I have
to hide our heritage.

630
00:36:58,956 --> 00:37:00,925
You know, it's
compulsory to hate us.

631
00:37:03,695 --> 00:37:05,497
Maybe we can find
a common interest.

632
00:37:08,999 --> 00:37:10,668
What's the common interest?

633
00:37:12,102 --> 00:37:13,505
Donny says you need money.

634
00:37:14,872 --> 00:37:16,338
Don't we all?

635
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:18,776
47 grand or you're
gonna lose this place.

636
00:37:24,115 --> 00:37:24,950
Is that right?

637
00:37:30,255 --> 00:37:32,590
We've got a surprise
for you, Uncle Nosh.

638
00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,927
We're taking you to
Appleby Horse Fair!

639
00:37:37,095 --> 00:37:37,926
No way!

640
00:37:37,928 --> 00:37:38,861
Yeah!

641
00:37:38,863 --> 00:37:40,296
There's just one thing though.

642
00:37:40,298 --> 00:37:41,133
What?

643
00:37:43,068 --> 00:37:44,800
You'll have to
fight Big Bill Brady.

644
00:37:44,802 --> 00:37:46,602
He says you can't go.

645
00:37:46,604 --> 00:37:47,769
No!

646
00:37:47,771 --> 00:37:48,905
He hurts!

647
00:37:48,907 --> 00:37:50,273
Oh, come on, Nosh.

648
00:37:50,275 --> 00:37:52,108
You can do it.

649
00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:54,313
You nearly beat him
last time, remember?

650
00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:59,381
Oh, come on, Nosh, we just
need you to do this for us.

651
00:37:59,383 --> 00:38:01,917
We need the money to
buy some Jaffa Cakes.

652
00:38:01,919 --> 00:38:04,854
Being a nurse, well, it
doesn't pay very well.

653
00:38:04,856 --> 00:38:06,325
You're an extra mouth to feed.

654
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,863
A bloody big mouth.

655
00:38:18,168 --> 00:38:20,071
We have to go in
a bow top wagon.

656
00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:26,142
Uh, yeah, yeah,
of course we will.

657
00:38:26,144 --> 00:38:27,977
All the way.

658
00:38:27,979 --> 00:38:29,081
And I get to drive it.

659
00:38:30,814 --> 00:38:33,916
Go on, go and
choose your outfit.

660
00:38:38,657 --> 00:38:40,189
How the hell we
gonna sort that out?

661
00:38:40,191 --> 00:38:41,124
A bow top?

662
00:38:41,126 --> 00:38:42,227
What, all the way up there?

663
00:38:47,965 --> 00:38:50,969
So, if you can
just sign this one.

664
00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:54,903
And, and there.

665
00:38:54,905 --> 00:38:56,074
And that's it.

666
00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:00,278
Are you sure this
is right, Dougie?

667
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,780
I don't know
what's right, Dad,

668
00:39:04,782 --> 00:39:06,050
but I got to trust someone.

669
00:39:07,117 --> 00:39:10,153
My mate says, transfer
the ownership,

670
00:39:10,155 --> 00:39:12,354
see the insolvency guys to
get the sharks off my back

671
00:39:12,356 --> 00:39:13,625
and buy us some time.

672
00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:16,858
And then find the money.

673
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:18,727
He says it's gotta happen now.

674
00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:22,097
It's this or wither away.

675
00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:26,202
You raised a fighter,
so I'm gonna fight.

676
00:39:26,204 --> 00:39:28,104
You always was a
smart cookie, Dougie.

677
00:39:28,106 --> 00:39:29,372
You're like your mother.

678
00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:32,175
I say, he's like you, babes.

679
00:39:32,177 --> 00:39:33,742
He's got those Jew smarts.

680
00:39:33,744 --> 00:39:35,747
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad.

681
00:39:36,881 --> 00:39:39,247
You can't say that
out loud, not in here.

682
00:39:39,249 --> 00:39:41,186
Oh, I do miss your mother.

683
00:39:42,887 --> 00:39:43,889
Yeah, me too, Dad.

684
00:39:47,057 --> 00:39:50,158
Dad, I'm gonna go away
for a little while.

685
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,327
I'm gonna go and try
and get some money.

686
00:39:52,329 --> 00:39:57,335
And when I get back, I hope
that things'll be better.

687
00:39:58,269 --> 00:39:58,971
You go for it, Dougie.

688
00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:01,470
Yeah, and I need you to know

689
00:40:01,472 --> 00:40:03,171
that I'm not gonna come and
see you for a little while,

690
00:40:03,173 --> 00:40:04,807
but it's only 'cause

691
00:40:04,809 --> 00:40:07,209
I'm doing something
really important, okay?

692
00:40:07,211 --> 00:40:08,878
Got it, Dougie.

693
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,215
But little Melissa will
come and see me, won't she?

694
00:40:14,184 --> 00:40:18,289
Dad, she , I
haven't seen her in years.

695
00:40:20,057 --> 00:40:22,024
Her mum took off
with her, remember?

696
00:40:22,026 --> 00:40:24,126
Damn this shitty life!

697
00:40:24,128 --> 00:40:25,160
Hey.

698
00:40:25,162 --> 00:40:26,762
My days are empty.

699
00:40:26,764 --> 00:40:28,296
My nights are emptier.

700
00:40:28,298 --> 00:40:30,001
I need a challenge.

701
00:40:33,271 --> 00:40:36,905
Hey, when I get back,
how about you come

702
00:40:36,907 --> 00:40:38,309
and help me in the gym again?

703
00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:40,309
Like the good old days.

704
00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:41,878
Oh, you don't mean that.

705
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,211
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

706
00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:44,546
And we'll get you out
of that home as well.

707
00:40:44,548 --> 00:40:46,048
Don't promise me, Dougie.

708
00:40:46,050 --> 00:40:48,486
Don't promise me and
then break my heart.

709
00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:54,323
♪ Starting to worry 'bout you ♪

710
00:40:54,325 --> 00:40:55,961
Here she is, look.

711
00:40:57,162 --> 00:40:58,461
Mr. Evans.

712
00:40:58,463 --> 00:41:00,562
I'm so delighted to
meet you, I'm Vera.

713
00:41:00,564 --> 00:41:03,298
Now, you call
me Burt, princess.

714
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,934
Have you come to take my bloods?

715
00:41:04,936 --> 00:41:06,301
No, no, I'm Doug's friend.

716
00:41:06,303 --> 00:41:07,503
I've come to witness
the signing of...

717
00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:09,472
Ah, you're the Gypsy girl!

718
00:41:09,474 --> 00:41:10,872
The Gypsy!

719
00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:11,974
Please don't
say that out loud

720
00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:13,209
'cause people hate us.

721
00:41:13,211 --> 00:41:14,144
Who does?

722
00:41:14,146 --> 00:41:16,180
Who could hate you
with a face like that?

723
00:41:17,247 --> 00:41:19,282
Here, what about us here, eh?

724
00:41:19,284 --> 00:41:22,952
I'm a cockney, this here's
a Gypsy, Gypsy girl.

725
00:41:22,954 --> 00:41:25,320
Dougie there, he's a Jew.

726
00:41:25,322 --> 00:41:28,191
'Cause his mother's Jewish,
you see, that's how it works.

727
00:41:29,394 --> 00:41:30,325
Well, I don't care
where people come from,

728
00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:32,327
it's how you live that matters.

729
00:41:32,329 --> 00:41:35,330
Here, put a ring
on this one, Dougie.

730
00:41:35,332 --> 00:41:37,300
She's too good for
this bleedin' place.

731
00:41:37,302 --> 00:41:38,970
It's not like that, Dad.

732
00:41:40,238 --> 00:41:41,340
You best fuck off, mate.

733
00:41:45,376 --> 00:41:46,979
A fine morrow to you, sir.

734
00:41:48,378 --> 00:41:49,245
That Swiss finishing school

735
00:41:49,247 --> 00:41:51,113
worked out well
for you, didn't it?

736
00:41:51,115 --> 00:41:54,383
There's no Jews,
stinking Gypos.

737
00:41:54,385 --> 00:41:56,218
And you can take that fucking
cripple with you and all.

738
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,352
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.

739
00:41:57,354 --> 00:41:58,521
Hold tight.

740
00:41:58,523 --> 00:41:59,856
Sit down, sit down.

741
00:41:59,858 --> 00:42:00,926
Dad, sit down.

742
00:42:05,162 --> 00:42:06,995
My old man drank in this
boozer for 50 years.

743
00:42:06,997 --> 00:42:08,497
Don't worry
about this, Dougie.

744
00:42:08,499 --> 00:42:10,002
Dad, I said, no.

745
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,414
One, two, three, four.

746
00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:29,352
That's the order
I'll fight you in.

747
00:42:29,354 --> 00:42:30,322
I'm too tired.

748
00:42:31,622 --> 00:42:32,523
Do you twice.

749
00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:34,356
Oh, yeah?

750
00:42:42,532 --> 00:42:43,999
No, you'll get hurt!

751
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:44,836
No!

752
00:42:47,037 --> 00:42:47,937
Look at him go!

753
00:42:47,939 --> 00:42:49,305
Go on, my son!

754
00:42:49,307 --> 00:42:50,843
I got a pony on ya!

755
00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:00,916
Told you twice.

756
00:43:01,552 --> 00:43:02,385
Still got it, eh?

757
00:43:05,622 --> 00:43:07,088
Oh, shit!

758
00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:19,401
If all else fails, go
for the knacker cracker.

759
00:43:19,403 --> 00:43:20,303
Go on, girl!

760
00:43:20,305 --> 00:43:23,942
Give him another fucking
wallop!

761
00:43:26,276 --> 00:43:27,709
Tap it.

762
00:43:27,711 --> 00:43:28,914
Jab him now.

763
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,115
Jab, jab.

764
00:43:33,351 --> 00:43:34,186
Nice.

765
00:43:38,222 --> 00:43:39,224
Concentrate.

766
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,600
Where's Tweedledum
and Tweedledumber.

767
00:43:52,602 --> 00:43:54,403
Russel, Russel McKenzie.

768
00:43:54,405 --> 00:43:56,173
I'm an insolvency practitioner.

769
00:44:01,512 --> 00:44:02,477
Algy?

770
00:44:02,479 --> 00:44:05,414
Russel's an old chum!

771
00:44:05,416 --> 00:44:06,983
Just wanted to press
the flesh, you know.

772
00:44:06,985 --> 00:44:08,651
It's all a bit urgent.

773
00:44:08,653 --> 00:44:10,051
Thanks.

774
00:44:10,053 --> 00:44:11,490
Did you transfer
the ownership?

775
00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:14,289
Good.

776
00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:15,758
I'll contact Big Hug.

777
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,260
You need to get the
money together ASAP,

778
00:44:18,262 --> 00:44:21,396
but I can keep them away
for a while, maybe a month,

779
00:44:21,398 --> 00:44:23,032
and freeze the interest.

780
00:44:23,034 --> 00:44:24,166
Best of luck.

781
00:44:26,671 --> 00:44:27,535
Thanks, Algy.

782
00:44:28,372 --> 00:44:29,407
Thanks.

783
00:44:31,476 --> 00:44:34,613
Now, go out and get that
money any way that you can!

784
00:44:42,653 --> 00:44:43,488
28.

785
00:44:46,323 --> 00:44:47,159
29.

786
00:44:50,461 --> 00:44:51,593
30.

787
00:44:57,367 --> 00:44:59,537
Hold that tight now, boys.

788
00:45:14,352 --> 00:45:15,818
Get up, I hardly hit it.

789
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:18,586
Get him up, I hardly hit that.

790
00:45:18,588 --> 00:45:20,356
Get him up, too.

791
00:45:20,358 --> 00:45:22,758
He's making the
place look untidy.

792
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,126
Mm.

793
00:45:24,128 --> 00:45:25,294
Aw, jeez, Bill.

794
00:45:25,296 --> 00:45:26,162
I'm feeling
strong, boys.

795
00:45:26,164 --> 00:45:27,396
Um, so.

796
00:45:27,398 --> 00:45:28,196
He's
still cold, Bill.

797
00:45:28,198 --> 00:45:29,432
Get him up now.

798
00:45:29,434 --> 00:45:30,365
Oh no,
he's breathing,

799
00:45:30,367 --> 00:45:31,600
he's breathing, he's fine.

800
00:45:31,602 --> 00:45:32,535
He's making the
place look miserable.

801
00:45:32,537 --> 00:45:34,305
Go fuck yourself.

802
00:45:35,472 --> 00:45:38,740
Hey, it's on, the fight's on!

803
00:45:38,742 --> 00:45:39,675
At Appleby?

804
00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,077
Yeah, at Appleby!

805
00:45:41,079 --> 00:45:42,178
Oi, don't chat shit,
that's sick, blud!

806
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:42,812
Sick, what does that mean?

807
00:45:42,814 --> 00:45:44,446
Is that good or bad?

808
00:45:44,448 --> 00:45:45,481
Well, good, man.

809
00:45:45,483 --> 00:45:46,515
Oh, right.

810
00:45:47,818 --> 00:45:49,617
Well, I guess that's
goodbye for a while.

811
00:45:49,619 --> 00:45:50,452
What?

812
00:45:50,454 --> 00:45:51,586
What?

813
00:45:51,588 --> 00:45:52,320
What do you mean, goodbye?

814
00:45:52,322 --> 00:45:53,222
The fight.

815
00:45:53,224 --> 00:45:54,590
If it's on I have to go.

816
00:45:54,592 --> 00:45:55,423
No, no, no, no, no.

817
00:45:55,425 --> 00:45:56,459
We have to go, man, we.

818
00:45:56,461 --> 00:45:58,260
And I'm your corner, captain.

819
00:45:58,262 --> 00:45:59,495
I'm your manager
and your promoter.

820
00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:00,463
I've managed all sorts.

821
00:46:00,465 --> 00:46:01,564
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm your second, blud.

822
00:46:01,566 --> 00:46:02,530
I'm your assistant.

823
00:46:02,532 --> 00:46:03,467
I'm yours.

824
00:46:08,673 --> 00:46:09,508
Your nurse.

825
00:46:12,642 --> 00:46:15,313
It's okay, I get it.

826
00:46:16,881 --> 00:46:18,680
I don't wanna slow you down,

827
00:46:18,682 --> 00:46:22,053
so you just make sure you
bring back what you need.

828
00:46:24,188 --> 00:46:25,754
I don't have a trainer.

829
00:46:25,756 --> 00:46:26,658
Damn this thing.

830
00:46:28,892 --> 00:46:30,526
Have I got to tow you myself?

831
00:46:30,528 --> 00:46:32,495
Get in the back of the truck.

832
00:46:32,497 --> 00:46:33,629
Yeah?

833
00:46:33,631 --> 00:46:34,466
Yeah.

834
00:46:36,267 --> 00:46:39,468
Oh, man, thanks, Doug.

835
00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:41,639
Nobody gets left behind.

836
00:46:45,510 --> 00:46:46,642
All for one.

837
00:46:46,644 --> 00:46:48,176
- Yeah.
- All for one!

838
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,312
Ooh, left, left,
left, left, left hook.

839
00:46:55,186 --> 00:46:55,821
Bill.

840
00:46:57,555 --> 00:46:58,189
Bill!

841
00:46:59,890 --> 00:47:02,291
You got yourself a challenger.

842
00:47:02,293 --> 00:47:05,160
Big feckin' Gypsy
fella, you know him.

843
00:47:05,162 --> 00:47:06,195
A dirty fucking Gypsy?

844
00:47:06,197 --> 00:47:06,832
Nosher.

845
00:47:08,465 --> 00:47:10,701
That big simple-headed
fellow wants another try?

846
00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:13,738
Wants to fight you
at Appleby though.

847
00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:15,637
At the fair so?

848
00:47:15,639 --> 00:47:17,675
That's a big fecking crowd so!

849
00:47:18,642 --> 00:47:20,742
Fecking big pot
at 25 a head, now.

850
00:47:20,744 --> 00:47:23,447
They'll all want to
see you knacker him.

851
00:47:25,249 --> 00:47:27,552
Aye, aye, right enough then.

852
00:47:53,878 --> 00:47:55,276
Hey, hey!

853
00:47:55,278 --> 00:47:56,745
♪ Drive my truck midway ♪

854
00:47:56,747 --> 00:47:57,579
- ♪ To the motorway station ♪
- I'm taking the lads

855
00:47:57,581 --> 00:47:58,948
up to Appleby, big
scrap going off.

856
00:47:58,950 --> 00:47:59,782
Yeah, Nosher.
♪ Fair lane cruiser ♪

857
00:47:59,784 --> 00:48:00,983
♪ Coming up on the ♪

858
00:48:00,985 --> 00:48:02,283
- ♪ Left hand side ♪
- Fly, how are you, son?

859
00:48:02,285 --> 00:48:03,519
No, no, no.

860
00:48:03,521 --> 00:48:04,519
- ♪ Headlights shining ♪
- Me and the gang,

861
00:48:04,521 --> 00:48:05,720
we're going up to Appleby.
♪ Driving rain ♪

862
00:48:05,722 --> 00:48:06,622
on the window frame

863
00:48:06,624 --> 00:48:08,356
There's a big scrap
on, isn't there.

864
00:48:08,358 --> 00:48:10,392
♪ Little young Lady
Stardust hitching a ride ♪

865
00:48:10,394 --> 00:48:12,561
♪ And it's a two,
four, six, eight ♪

866
00:48:12,563 --> 00:48:14,597
♪ Ain't never too late ♪

867
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:17,999
♪ Me and my radio trucking
on through the night ♪

868
00:48:36,454 --> 00:48:37,686
♪ Two, four, six, eight ♪

869
00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:39,687
♪ Ain't never too late ♪

870
00:48:39,689 --> 00:48:43,658
♪ Me and my radio trucking
on through the night ♪

871
00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:44,792
- ♪ Three, five, seven, nine ♪
- Come on, lads!

872
00:48:44,794 --> 00:48:45,794
Who are we going to support?

873
00:48:45,796 --> 00:48:46,629
♪ Double white line ♪

874
00:48:46,631 --> 00:48:47,963
Nosher, Nosher!

875
00:48:47,965 --> 00:48:51,666
♪ Motorway sun coming up
with the morning light ♪

876
00:48:51,668 --> 00:48:55,370
♪ Whiz kid sitting pretty
on your two-wheel stallion ♪

877
00:48:55,372 --> 00:48:58,941
♪ This old 10-ton lorry
got a beat on you ♪

878
00:49:18,461 --> 00:49:20,461
You ready for some food, Nosh?

879
00:49:20,463 --> 00:49:21,430
I'm hungry.

880
00:49:21,432 --> 00:49:22,267
Mm.

881
00:49:24,302 --> 00:49:25,901
How are you doing, partner?

882
00:49:25,903 --> 00:49:30,909
Well now, alongside the
invigorating conversation,

883
00:49:32,008 --> 00:49:33,075
seating arrangements
that would irk

884
00:49:33,077 --> 00:49:34,713
and torment the Marquis de Sade,

885
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:40,017
I'd say that's easily my least
favorite five hours on earth.

886
00:49:41,718 --> 00:49:42,820
But thanks for asking.

887
00:49:48,659 --> 00:49:50,459
Right, you lot.

888
00:49:50,461 --> 00:49:51,660
- Who was driving?
- Me.

889
00:49:51,662 --> 00:49:52,695
- Give me...
- Come on, lad, come on, mate.

890
00:49:52,697 --> 00:49:53,762
Drop 'em here, boy.

891
00:50:16,787 --> 00:50:18,854
Christ almighty.

892
00:50:18,856 --> 00:50:19,691
Charmed.

893
00:50:20,925 --> 00:50:22,791
Oh, no, I meant.

894
00:50:22,793 --> 00:50:24,396
I know exactly what you meant.

895
00:50:32,836 --> 00:50:34,769
Is he any good?

896
00:50:34,771 --> 00:50:38,774
I mean, I haven't even seen him
move around or anything yet.

897
00:50:38,776 --> 00:50:42,410
Oh, don't worry about it.

898
00:50:42,412 --> 00:50:43,945
I have to worry about it.

899
00:50:43,947 --> 00:50:45,646
If we're gonna be training him,

900
00:50:45,648 --> 00:50:47,082
I need to know what to tighten
up, what needs attention,

901
00:50:47,084 --> 00:50:49,053
I, I've only got a few days.

902
00:50:50,653 --> 00:50:52,854
It's not really like that.

903
00:50:52,856 --> 00:50:56,091
Gypsy fighting, it's all about
who can stand the longest.

904
00:50:56,093 --> 00:50:58,459
Who can endure the
most pain, it's...

905
00:50:58,461 --> 00:51:00,762
Mm, like boxing.

906
00:51:00,764 --> 00:51:02,997
The Irish, it's
all about brawn.

907
00:51:02,999 --> 00:51:03,867
They're clubbers.

908
00:51:05,735 --> 00:51:09,006
Whereas Nosher, Nosh can move.

909
00:51:10,407 --> 00:51:11,809
He's surprisingly
light on his feet.

910
00:51:13,943 --> 00:51:16,613
- Mm.
- You'll be amazed, trust me.

911
00:51:17,947 --> 00:51:22,853
But what about, you
know, his head and that?

912
00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:25,954
He's a happy boy, that's all.

913
00:51:25,956 --> 00:51:27,955
Oh, yeah, I know.

914
00:51:27,957 --> 00:51:30,626
I, I didn't mean it like that.

915
00:51:30,628 --> 00:51:35,463
I just mean for fighting,
you need to be superhuman.

916
00:51:35,465 --> 00:51:38,402
He is superhuman,
he's a super human.

917
00:51:39,970 --> 00:51:44,943
Yeah, sorry, I, you know,
I didn't mean it like that.

918
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,615
You know, I got a
lot riding on this.

919
00:51:53,517 --> 00:51:58,490
You, you know, you make a few
quid, but this is it for me.

920
00:51:59,823 --> 00:52:00,892
He fails, I fail,

921
00:52:03,126 --> 00:52:03,760
again.

922
00:52:05,829 --> 00:52:07,131
You might feel like a loser,

923
00:52:08,499 --> 00:52:12,470
you might even look
like a bit of a loser,

924
00:52:15,673 --> 00:52:17,709
but you've gotta stop
looking behind you.

925
00:52:19,108 --> 00:52:20,508
If you keep looking behind you,

926
00:52:20,510 --> 00:52:22,813
all you're gonna
get is a stiff neck.

927
00:52:48,539 --> 00:52:49,407
Come on, Nosh.

928
00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:56,278
Come on, Nosh, let's
see them feet move.

929
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,548
Let me see you dribble.

930
00:52:59,082 --> 00:53:00,050
Whoa!

931
00:53:02,253 --> 00:53:05,088
No, power's useless
without control.

932
00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:14,896
Let's try some pads.

933
00:53:14,898 --> 00:53:16,567
Riz, glove up.

934
00:53:17,767 --> 00:53:19,570
Show Nosher how to
control his power.

935
00:53:27,311 --> 00:53:29,914
And remember, balance, control.

936
00:53:44,928 --> 00:53:46,664
That's good.

937
00:53:53,137 --> 00:53:55,736
Wow.

938
00:53:55,738 --> 00:53:57,171
Time.

939
00:53:57,173 --> 00:54:00,041
Nosher, you're up.

940
00:54:00,043 --> 00:54:02,977
Remember, control.

941
00:54:02,979 --> 00:54:03,879
That's good.

942
00:54:03,881 --> 00:54:04,912
Balance.

943
00:54:04,914 --> 00:54:06,113
Jab.

944
00:54:06,115 --> 00:54:07,682
Jab.

945
00:54:07,684 --> 00:54:09,050
Left, right.

946
00:54:09,052 --> 00:54:10,785
Good, balance.

947
00:54:10,787 --> 00:54:11,954
One, two.

948
00:54:11,956 --> 00:54:14,021
Good, one, two.

949
00:54:14,023 --> 00:54:15,057
Jab.

950
00:54:15,059 --> 00:54:15,957
Jab.

951
00:54:17,061 --> 00:54:18,530
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

952
00:54:19,296 --> 00:54:20,131
Sorry.

953
00:54:21,264 --> 00:54:23,198
- Blimey.
- Sorry.

954
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,736
What was that?

955
00:54:27,671 --> 00:54:28,939
Christ, Nosher!

956
00:54:32,642 --> 00:54:34,144
This guy's a
professional fighter.

957
00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:37,211
He'll destroy you in seconds

958
00:54:37,213 --> 00:54:39,082
if you don't take
this seriously.

959
00:54:41,151 --> 00:54:43,684
You're gonna get
hurt, you pillock!

960
00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:45,988
It's just gonna take
a while, that's all.

961
00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:47,792
We don't have a while.

962
00:54:50,727 --> 00:54:51,994
He's heading for a bloodbath

963
00:54:51,996 --> 00:54:53,331
if he doesn't get
his act together.

964
00:54:57,767 --> 00:54:59,736
Hold on, let me try.

965
00:55:01,305 --> 00:55:03,140
I know what it's
like to be different.

966
00:55:04,008 --> 00:55:06,975
Come on, big man, over here.

967
00:55:06,977 --> 00:55:09,077
We got a new game to play.

968
00:55:10,881 --> 00:55:12,113
Catch this!

969
00:55:12,115 --> 00:55:14,249
Watch out now, it's heavy.

970
00:55:14,251 --> 00:55:15,653
It's not a football.

971
00:55:20,256 --> 00:55:21,390
That's it, my son.

972
00:55:21,392 --> 00:55:24,026
Yes, and again.

973
00:55:24,028 --> 00:55:25,129
Give it some muscle.

974
00:55:26,095 --> 00:55:26,930
Come on.

975
00:55:28,365 --> 00:55:29,330
Watch out.

976
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,303
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

977
00:55:35,305 --> 00:55:37,207
Yeah, there you go.

978
00:55:38,041 --> 00:55:39,910
That's our champion.

979
00:55:41,412 --> 00:55:43,214
He's like bloody
King Kong, him!

980
00:55:46,215 --> 00:55:47,149
I'm gonna go and help him.

981
00:55:47,151 --> 00:55:48,450
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

982
00:55:48,452 --> 00:55:49,283
No, he needs help.

983
00:55:49,285 --> 00:55:50,919
He'll snarl at ya!

984
00:55:50,921 --> 00:55:52,120
You all right, Davros?

985
00:55:52,122 --> 00:55:54,088
No, don't you touch me!

986
00:55:54,090 --> 00:55:56,925
Don't you come near me,
you patronizing snot!

987
00:55:56,927 --> 00:55:58,359
You little bag of puke!

988
00:55:58,361 --> 00:56:00,928
I will rip your fingers off!

989
00:56:00,930 --> 00:56:01,863
Don't look at me!

990
00:56:01,865 --> 00:56:03,064
Told ya.

991
00:56:03,066 --> 00:56:05,133
I'll eat you alive!

992
00:56:05,135 --> 00:56:06,934
Don't look at me!

993
00:56:06,936 --> 00:56:09,271
None of you look at me!

994
00:56:12,876 --> 00:56:15,309
We've got a tiger by the tail.

995
00:56:18,081 --> 00:56:19,448
Go on, Nosh!

996
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:20,849
Woohoo!

997
00:56:23,387 --> 00:56:25,053
Ah, that's just wrong, man!

998
00:56:25,055 --> 00:56:27,091
He's doing it right, he's
just finding his level.

999
00:56:28,258 --> 00:56:29,093
Wee!

1000
00:56:30,193 --> 00:56:31,727
Wee hee!

1001
00:56:31,729 --> 00:56:33,861
Come on, Nosh, you
can do it, mate!

1002
00:56:33,863 --> 00:56:35,463
Bombs away!

1003
00:56:35,465 --> 00:56:37,365
Oh my, oh!

1004
00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:39,300
Oh my dizzy days!

1005
00:56:40,970 --> 00:56:42,504
Now he's done it, bloody hell!

1006
00:56:42,506 --> 00:56:43,939
Do you see that?!

1007
00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:45,173
Will you
be my best friend?

1008
00:56:45,175 --> 00:56:46,374
Do it.

1009
00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:48,680
So long as you be mine!

1010
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,717
Will one of you
pricks help me up?

1011
00:57:00,023 --> 00:57:01,726
I tell you what, Nosh.

1012
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,327
When I was in the Navy,

1013
00:57:05,329 --> 00:57:09,100
we had to do exactly
what we were told to.

1014
00:57:09,999 --> 00:57:11,932
You was in the Navy?

1015
00:57:11,934 --> 00:57:13,270
Driving ships?

1016
00:57:14,771 --> 00:57:17,007
The most important
lesson I learnt

1017
00:57:18,207 --> 00:57:22,046
is that it takes a lot of
parts to make a good machine.

1018
00:57:24,481 --> 00:57:26,782
It's a bit like us here.

1019
00:57:26,784 --> 00:57:31,222
We've all got special jobs to
do to make this mission work.

1020
00:57:32,956 --> 00:57:35,459
And you have got the most
important job of all.

1021
00:57:38,427 --> 00:57:41,530
Beating Big Bill
Brady, of course!

1022
00:57:41,532 --> 00:57:45,267
And only you can
do that, only you.

1023
00:57:45,269 --> 00:57:48,272
My best mate in all
the world, Nosher.

1024
00:57:50,206 --> 00:57:51,807
I'm a good lad, I am.

1025
00:57:51,809 --> 00:57:53,211
You are.

1026
00:57:57,146 --> 00:57:58,280
Yo, Doug.

1027
00:57:58,282 --> 00:58:00,981
I swear down, man, he's
like, he's like a freakin'.

1028
00:58:00,983 --> 00:58:01,952
Cyclops.

1029
00:58:03,954 --> 00:58:06,187
You know, Clash of the
Titans, double strong.

1030
00:58:06,189 --> 00:58:07,291
You know what I mean.

1031
00:58:08,959 --> 00:58:12,193
He swiped that caravan
like it was a fly.

1032
00:58:12,195 --> 00:58:13,864
Yeah, so he's strong.

1033
00:58:15,097 --> 00:58:16,263
So's Brady.

1034
00:58:16,265 --> 00:58:18,033
Yeah, but it's
always been like that.

1035
00:58:18,035 --> 00:58:19,937
Like he hits like
most of us can kick.

1036
00:58:21,238 --> 00:58:23,338
That's a tiny part of it.

1037
00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:25,039
Boxing's the only game

1038
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,244
where David can actually beat
Goliath if he uses his head.

1039
00:58:28,512 --> 00:58:30,945
Brady knows how to play the
game, you can count on that.

1040
00:58:30,947 --> 00:58:32,113
And he will destroy...

1041
00:58:32,115 --> 00:58:33,849
Yo, Douglas,
Dougie, Doug, D-dot.

1042
00:58:33,851 --> 00:58:36,218
I hate to break it
down for you man.

1043
00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,889
These mans ain't fighting.

1044
00:58:39,222 --> 00:58:41,590
They're straight
'tumping each other, G!

1045
00:58:41,592 --> 00:58:43,059
It's not boxing, man.

1046
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,463
They're like shaved
bears, innit.

1047
00:58:48,097 --> 00:58:49,266
Yeah, we'll see.

1048
00:58:53,436 --> 00:58:55,003
The doctor
said to me, Mick,

1049
00:58:55,005 --> 00:58:57,207
never go for a pee on your own.

1050
00:58:58,175 --> 00:58:59,240
What?

1051
00:58:59,242 --> 00:59:00,941
Yeah, he said I shouldn't
lift anything heavy.

1052
00:59:03,981 --> 00:59:04,912
- Dav?
- Yeah?

1053
00:59:04,914 --> 00:59:06,146
See you back in the truck.

1054
00:59:06,148 --> 00:59:07,615
Get some chewing gum, will ya?

1055
00:59:07,617 --> 00:59:08,451
Yeah.

1056
00:59:11,454 --> 00:59:13,120
Me fecking back.

1057
00:59:13,122 --> 00:59:14,555
We should have bloody
flown up in the airplane.

1058
00:59:14,557 --> 00:59:17,225
Jesus, how many
more miles now, huh?

1059
00:59:17,227 --> 00:59:18,894
Shut
your fecking whining.

1060
00:59:18,896 --> 00:59:20,361
You're like a fecking pup!

1061
00:59:20,363 --> 00:59:21,930
Right, but it's, it's
not good for his body

1062
00:59:21,932 --> 00:59:23,398
before the fight, neither.

1063
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,966
Don't you be
worrying about my body now.

1064
00:59:25,968 --> 00:59:26,901
I'll be shutting young Nosher up

1065
00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:29,306
in nothing but a minute or two.

1066
00:59:30,439 --> 00:59:32,374
Look, I know
that, all right.

1067
00:59:32,376 --> 00:59:34,276
I just wanna make sure
you're ready for the fight.

1068
00:59:34,278 --> 00:59:37,512
I'll rip that
Nosher's head off, I tell ya.

1069
00:59:37,514 --> 00:59:39,680
No splashing, Bridget.

1070
00:59:42,352 --> 00:59:46,991
Well, brother, are you
shitting or are you texting?

1071
00:59:48,457 --> 00:59:52,997
Well now, I have two hands
and one arse so, to be sure.

1072
00:59:55,331 --> 00:59:56,597
Do you hear that, Bridget?

1073
00:59:56,599 --> 00:59:58,466
He says he's got two
hands and one arse.

1074
00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:00,401
Aye, he's blessed sure enough.

1075
01:00:00,403 --> 01:00:03,271
'Course, some of
us have two arses.

1076
01:00:03,273 --> 01:00:05,707
One for shitting and
one for thinking.

1077
01:00:05,709 --> 01:00:07,608
Now give the poor
fella his phone back

1078
01:00:07,610 --> 01:00:10,413
and don't be looking at it
pretending you can read, now.

1079
01:00:13,249 --> 01:00:14,349
There you are, brother.

1080
01:00:16,686 --> 01:00:20,254
Thank you so, to be sure.

1081
01:00:20,256 --> 01:00:21,256
No bother.

1082
01:00:30,733 --> 01:00:32,334
You all right there, fella?

1083
01:00:32,336 --> 01:00:33,371
Aye.

1084
01:00:34,338 --> 01:00:35,907
I'll see you back
at the fair, so.

1085
01:00:36,639 --> 01:00:38,138
So you will, brother.

1086
01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:39,506
You'll come watch
our man, Big Bill,

1087
01:00:39,508 --> 01:00:40,441
pull the fecking head

1088
01:00:40,443 --> 01:00:43,979
off that dirty Gypsy
bastard.

1089
01:00:46,650 --> 01:00:47,682
4.60 pounds, please.

1090
01:00:47,684 --> 01:00:48,649
Right, there you go.

1091
01:00:48,651 --> 01:00:49,619
Thank you.

1092
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,195
Call your
boyfriend back later.

1093
01:01:00,197 --> 01:01:00,932
I'm hungry.

1094
01:01:11,441 --> 01:01:14,274
Off to the fair now?

1095
01:01:14,276 --> 01:01:15,111
Yeah.

1096
01:01:24,354 --> 01:01:28,392
But then it's just as
fast, the whole bloody lot.

1097
01:01:33,262 --> 01:01:35,696
Are you all right, Doug?

1098
01:01:35,698 --> 01:01:37,532
He can't win.

1099
01:01:37,534 --> 01:01:39,166
What do you mean?

1100
01:01:39,168 --> 01:01:40,401
Bill Brady's in there.

1101
01:01:40,403 --> 01:01:41,236
What?

1102
01:01:41,238 --> 01:01:42,473
I just saw him.

1103
01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:45,609
He's like a bloody oil rig.

1104
01:01:46,742 --> 01:01:48,309
Our man can't win.

1105
01:01:48,311 --> 01:01:50,412
Look at
the size of him!

1106
01:01:50,414 --> 01:01:53,314
OMG, he's bigger
than Donkey Kong!

1107
01:01:53,316 --> 01:01:54,485
He's a monster!

1108
01:01:58,555 --> 01:02:01,423
Hey, yo, what's my
man Davros doing, fam?

1109
01:02:01,425 --> 01:02:04,528
I think
he's having a fit.

1110
01:02:15,305 --> 01:02:16,140
Thai chi.

1111
01:02:21,343 --> 01:02:22,178
Look at that idiot.

1112
01:02:23,479 --> 01:02:25,081
Fecking Thai Chi.

1113
01:02:36,492 --> 01:02:38,094
Who's the girl in your wallet?

1114
01:02:39,563 --> 01:02:42,129
It fell out your pocket the
other day at the campsite.

1115
01:02:42,131 --> 01:02:44,168
I wanted to ask you then but I.

1116
01:02:46,336 --> 01:02:47,171
My daughter.

1117
01:02:49,506 --> 01:02:50,637
Where is she?

1118
01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:52,506
I don't know.

1119
01:02:52,508 --> 01:02:57,113
Her mum, she, she took my money

1120
01:02:59,182 --> 01:03:01,651
and she moved on
to a bigger wallet,

1121
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,490
and when she bled him out,
she took off with Melissa.

1122
01:03:08,592 --> 01:03:09,626
Disappeared.

1123
01:03:11,528 --> 01:03:14,829
She was only five.

1124
01:03:14,831 --> 01:03:16,367
Well, how old is she now?

1125
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,235
12.

1126
01:03:19,503 --> 01:03:21,205
What, and you've
never found her?

1127
01:03:23,539 --> 01:03:25,508
I looked for years.

1128
01:03:27,244 --> 01:03:29,814
I trawled Eastern Europe
with nothing to go on.

1129
01:03:32,682 --> 01:03:33,617
It's messy.

1130
01:03:43,626 --> 01:03:44,561
I can help you.

1131
01:03:47,564 --> 01:03:51,302
We'll just get through this and
then I'll help you find her.

1132
01:03:52,602 --> 01:03:56,240
I know all kinds of people,
especially in Eastern Europe.

1133
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,608
Good people.

1134
01:03:59,476 --> 01:04:02,646
Just do your stuff
with Nosher, yeah?

1135
01:04:04,613 --> 01:04:06,548
Come on, my son!

1136
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:07,416
Come on, Nosh.

1137
01:04:13,289 --> 01:04:14,457
One, one, two.

1138
01:04:19,729 --> 01:04:21,428
Now I tell ya,

1139
01:04:21,430 --> 01:04:23,564
you put every penny you
have on this fight, right.

1140
01:04:23,566 --> 01:04:25,966
You put your dogs on it, yeah?

1141
01:04:30,941 --> 01:04:34,211
Go on, my son, go
on, go on, go on!

1142
01:04:35,611 --> 01:04:37,778
You're the winner, you're the
winner, you're the winner!

1143
01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:39,914
You're the champ,
you're the champ!

1144
01:04:39,916 --> 01:04:42,720
You're the winner, yes you are!

1145
01:04:45,588 --> 01:04:47,754
Ram it, pound it!

1146
01:04:47,756 --> 01:04:48,756
Grind it!

1147
01:04:50,727 --> 01:04:52,227
Come on, that's it!

1148
01:04:54,564 --> 01:04:55,729
That's the one!

1149
01:04:55,731 --> 01:04:56,699
Keep it going!

1150
01:04:58,501 --> 01:04:59,336
Yeah.

1151
01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:23,427
Come on, Nosh!

1152
01:05:24,427 --> 01:05:25,963
Come on, Nosher, lad.

1153
01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,568
Keep going, keep going!

1154
01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:36,407
Woohoo!

1155
01:05:52,389 --> 01:05:54,756
Beautiful people
allowed in my gym.

1156
01:05:54,758 --> 01:05:58,059
No ugly people, no fat people.

1157
01:05:58,061 --> 01:06:00,764
This is gonna be a
monument to glory.

1158
01:06:01,798 --> 01:06:05,399
Gym, my name, my gym.

1159
01:06:05,401 --> 01:06:07,501
We're gonna have fully
branded clothing.

1160
01:06:07,503 --> 01:06:09,771
State of the art,
beautiful stuff.

1161
01:06:09,773 --> 01:06:10,671
Modeled for you now.

1162
01:06:25,921 --> 01:06:26,823
- Go.
- Sorry.

1163
01:06:57,787 --> 01:06:59,590
It's cool, innit.

1164
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,468
Mum!

1165
01:07:18,675 --> 01:07:21,577
Poster's got
Nosher's face on it.

1166
01:07:27,383 --> 01:07:29,950
Albert, over here!

1167
01:07:29,952 --> 01:07:31,753
Romany Air Force!

1168
01:07:31,755 --> 01:07:33,988
Battle of Brady, come on!

1169
01:07:36,392 --> 01:07:37,124
Boom!

1170
01:07:37,126 --> 01:07:39,496
Albert, come on!

1171
01:07:49,805 --> 01:07:51,809
You all right, Albert?

1172
01:07:52,742 --> 01:07:53,573
I think so, captain.

1173
01:07:53,575 --> 01:07:56,380
Just bit of gut
ache, that's all.

1174
01:07:58,014 --> 01:08:00,584
Maybe sit this one out, eh?

1175
01:08:01,818 --> 01:08:02,916
That thing I was
telling you about, innit.

1176
01:08:02,918 --> 01:08:03,850
Albert!

1177
01:08:08,691 --> 01:08:10,892
Are you all right, Albert?

1178
01:08:10,894 --> 01:08:12,496
I'm okay, Nosh.

1179
01:08:13,630 --> 01:08:16,733
Just a bit of stomach
ache, that's all.

1180
01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:22,970
I'm getting on a bit.

1181
01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:24,006
I might have overdone it.

1182
01:08:29,879 --> 01:08:31,715
Albert, darling,
give me your wrist.

1183
01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:38,088
Mick, what's wrong
with Albert, fam?

1184
01:08:42,058 --> 01:08:44,592
I think we should nip
you to a hospital, okay?

1185
01:08:44,594 --> 01:08:45,929
No, it's okay.

1186
01:08:46,830 --> 01:08:48,863
It's just a precaution.

1187
01:08:48,865 --> 01:08:49,700
The fight.

1188
01:08:51,099 --> 01:08:51,934
Nosh.

1189
01:08:52,835 --> 01:08:53,967
No!

1190
01:08:53,969 --> 01:08:55,869
Ambulance, get an ambulance.

1191
01:09:02,978 --> 01:09:04,881
Okay, thank you.

1192
01:09:11,153 --> 01:09:12,819
What's the verdict?

1193
01:09:12,821 --> 01:09:15,523
Well, I'm afraid poor
Albert isn't going anywhere.

1194
01:09:15,525 --> 01:09:16,757
They're gonna give him a scan

1195
01:09:16,759 --> 01:09:18,993
and then they may have
to operate immediately.

1196
01:09:18,995 --> 01:09:21,832
But can he come
to the fight then?

1197
01:09:22,932 --> 01:09:24,768
Don't think there's
gonna be a fight, Nosh.

1198
01:09:25,969 --> 01:09:27,968
We can't go through
with it after this.

1199
01:09:27,970 --> 01:09:30,773
But Albert's proud of me.

1200
01:09:32,976 --> 01:09:34,076
I was gonna make
him really proud.

1201
01:09:43,018 --> 01:09:45,586
I'm already proud, Nosh.

1202
01:09:45,588 --> 01:09:48,992
Albert, I'm sorry
that you're poorly.

1203
01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:55,131
I need you to help me,

1204
01:09:56,965 --> 01:09:59,068
to do something amazing.

1205
01:10:02,604 --> 01:10:07,611
I want you to carry on
without me, all right?

1206
01:10:08,811 --> 01:10:09,912
Just think of me

1207
01:10:12,915 --> 01:10:14,016
and be my best friend.

1208
01:10:17,186 --> 01:10:19,723
That's your special
job, all right?

1209
01:10:36,638 --> 01:10:39,208
And kill Big Bill
Brady to death!

1210
01:10:57,093 --> 01:11:01,999
Come on, that
boy's gonna win some money!

1211
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:07,137
24 quid.

1212
01:11:16,144 --> 01:11:17,377
All your money on him, now.

1213
01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:18,279
- All your money on him.
- You got your money

1214
01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:19,779
on me, boys?

1215
01:11:19,781 --> 01:11:22,084
I tell ya, I'm gonna kill him!

1216
01:11:27,956 --> 01:11:29,222
I can't hear you!

1217
01:11:34,030 --> 01:11:34,861
Yeah, it sounds like her.

1218
01:11:34,863 --> 01:11:36,663
Send me the number.

1219
01:11:36,665 --> 01:11:38,067
All right then, bye.

1220
01:11:41,137 --> 01:11:43,037
He's going down in two, boys.

1221
01:11:43,039 --> 01:11:44,238
He's going down in two.

1222
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,840
I can't hear you, lads!

1223
01:11:45,842 --> 01:11:47,007
Let's go, Bill!

1224
01:11:47,009 --> 01:11:48,642
Look at him, he hasn't got
a clue what's coming to him.

1225
01:11:48,644 --> 01:11:49,275
He hasn't got a clue.

1226
01:11:49,277 --> 01:11:50,910
He hasn't got a prayer!

1227
01:11:55,884 --> 01:11:57,083
Whatever you do, Nosh,

1228
01:11:57,085 --> 01:11:59,285
don't go full pace
with him, all right?

1229
01:11:59,287 --> 01:12:00,954
He's a big man like you.

1230
01:12:00,956 --> 01:12:03,391
He's gonna run out of
energy quickly, all right?

1231
01:12:03,393 --> 01:12:06,360
Let him try and hit you
and just keep dodging

1232
01:12:06,362 --> 01:12:09,166
and wait till he slows down
before you attack, okay?

1233
01:12:10,133 --> 01:12:11,231
You scared, boy?

1234
01:12:11,233 --> 01:12:13,100
I don't like him.

1235
01:12:15,804 --> 01:12:17,106
Me neither, pal.

1236
01:12:18,273 --> 01:12:19,875
Albert hates him.

1237
01:12:21,177 --> 01:12:22,776
You're going
home in a box, boy.

1238
01:12:22,778 --> 01:12:24,145
Now listen, for
the first round,

1239
01:12:24,147 --> 01:12:26,312
I need you to keep your arms up.

1240
01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:28,048
No, Doug, wait, look.

1241
01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:29,816
What, what, what, what?

1242
01:12:29,818 --> 01:12:31,918
There are no rounds.

1243
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,852
What?

1244
01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:33,887
How do I speak to Nosher?

1245
01:12:33,889 --> 01:12:37,190
If he goes
down, you help him, okay?

1246
01:12:37,192 --> 01:12:40,794
You better ring an
ambulance, boy, I tell ya!

1247
01:12:40,796 --> 01:12:42,328
Listen to me,
Nosh, listen to me.

1248
01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:46,066
I need you to keep dodging
until you hear me shout, okay?

1249
01:12:46,068 --> 01:12:48,101
I'm gonna shout Albert when
I want you to let fly, okay?

1250
01:12:48,103 --> 01:12:49,470
What am I gonna shout?

1251
01:12:49,472 --> 01:12:50,738
Albert!

1252
01:12:50,740 --> 01:12:51,705
That's right, blud!

1253
01:12:51,707 --> 01:12:53,175
We're right here, you feel me!

1254
01:12:55,210 --> 01:12:58,145
Get out the
ring, I wanna fight now!

1255
01:12:58,147 --> 01:12:59,349
Be lucky, Nosh.

1256
01:13:02,117 --> 01:13:03,284
Let's go!

1257
01:13:03,286 --> 01:13:04,217
- Come on!
- You're going home in a box,

1258
01:13:04,219 --> 01:13:05,252
I tell ya.

1259
01:13:05,254 --> 01:13:06,319
Come on, Nosher.

1260
01:13:06,321 --> 01:13:07,320
He's ready to
go, boy, you ready to go?

1261
01:13:07,322 --> 01:13:08,989
Yeah, I'm ready.

1262
01:13:08,991 --> 01:13:12,392
Come on, boy, this is what
you came for, come on!

1263
01:13:12,394 --> 01:13:13,727
- Oh, please.
- Ready, Big Bill?

1264
01:13:13,729 --> 01:13:14,328
- Ready?
- I'm gonna rip your head off!

1265
01:13:14,330 --> 01:13:15,762
Fight!

1266
01:13:25,974 --> 01:13:28,042
Come on, hit him!

1267
01:13:28,044 --> 01:13:29,880
Come on, Nosh!

1268
01:13:35,151 --> 01:13:36,516
Referee!

1269
01:13:36,518 --> 01:13:38,785
Referee, that's a foul!

1270
01:13:38,787 --> 01:13:40,421
Ref, he butted him!

1271
01:13:54,970 --> 01:13:55,802
His eye!

1272
01:13:55,804 --> 01:13:56,439
Do him!

1273
01:14:01,410 --> 01:14:02,810
Yes, yes!

1274
01:14:02,812 --> 01:14:04,244
That's
it, you've got him!

1275
01:14:04,246 --> 01:14:05,413
Get up now,
Bill, come on, get up.

1276
01:14:05,415 --> 01:14:07,213
You'll have to use your feet,
this fella's too strong.

1277
01:14:07,215 --> 01:14:09,151
Get out of it!

1278
01:14:10,152 --> 01:14:10,986
Come on!

1279
01:14:13,022 --> 01:14:15,088
Come on, there's
big money on this!

1280
01:14:15,090 --> 01:14:15,925
Get up!

1281
01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:17,960
Let's go!

1282
01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:46,386
Finish him, Nosher!

1283
01:14:46,388 --> 01:14:49,123
Come on, come on, finish him!

1284
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,958
Keep him down!

1285
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:53,293
Don't let
him stand up, Nosher!

1286
01:14:57,232 --> 01:14:58,134
Finish him!

1287
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,601
Hit him again!

1288
01:15:01,603 --> 01:15:03,069
Go on, you big lump!

1289
01:15:03,071 --> 01:15:04,140
Nearly there!

1290
01:15:28,865 --> 01:15:30,500
No, come on, Nosher!

1291
01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:34,237
Albert!

1292
01:15:35,905 --> 01:15:37,174
Albert, Albert!

1293
01:15:38,473 --> 01:15:39,974
No!

1294
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,245
Something's wrong.

1295
01:15:45,247 --> 01:15:46,282
No.

1296
01:15:53,923 --> 01:15:56,489
What the hell was that?

1297
01:15:56,491 --> 01:15:57,524
You kicked him,
you bloody cheat!

1298
01:15:57,526 --> 01:15:58,359
He was down before the kick.

1299
01:15:58,361 --> 01:16:00,261
It was a fair win!

1300
01:16:00,263 --> 01:16:01,395
Was it, balls!

1301
01:16:01,397 --> 01:16:03,096
You're in it together!

1302
01:16:03,098 --> 01:16:04,297
Away, boy!

1303
01:16:04,299 --> 01:16:05,532
Someone threw
pepper in his eyes!

1304
01:16:05,534 --> 01:16:07,434
Nosher, Nosher, are
you all right, son?

1305
01:16:07,436 --> 01:16:08,405
I can't see.

1306
01:16:11,173 --> 01:16:12,474
It's okay, Nosh.

1307
01:16:14,442 --> 01:16:15,309
It's over.

1308
01:16:15,311 --> 01:16:16,443
No.

1309
01:16:16,445 --> 01:16:19,279
Not fair, they cheated.

1310
01:16:19,281 --> 01:16:20,280
- Come on.
- Get him up,

1311
01:16:20,282 --> 01:16:21,148
get him up.

1312
01:16:24,519 --> 01:16:25,919
That's it.

1313
01:16:25,921 --> 01:16:27,421
Bastards, we
should have known!

1314
01:16:31,326 --> 01:16:33,459
We can still do this.

1315
01:16:33,461 --> 01:16:34,560
What?

1316
01:16:34,562 --> 01:16:36,396
You take him on.

1317
01:16:36,398 --> 01:16:37,400
I'll deal with the rest.

1318
01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,168
He'll kill me.

1319
01:16:41,170 --> 01:16:42,005
No, he won't!

1320
01:16:42,972 --> 01:16:45,204
You just box him like
you've been saying.

1321
01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:47,207
You just keep him
here for a while.

1322
01:16:47,209 --> 01:16:48,943
You can do it!

1323
01:16:48,945 --> 01:16:51,110
I saw you in the pub.

1324
01:16:51,112 --> 01:16:53,279
You're in a different class.

1325
01:16:53,281 --> 01:16:54,416
You can do this.

1326
01:16:57,687 --> 01:17:00,423
Let's just do what we
came to do, yeah, yeah?

1327
01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:06,528
All or nothing.

1328
01:17:07,729 --> 01:17:11,198
If he beats our man,
I'll double the pot.

1329
01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:15,703
If we win, we take every penny.

1330
01:17:15,705 --> 01:17:17,171
You will have to pay though.

1331
01:17:17,173 --> 01:17:18,705
They will come for it.

1332
01:17:18,707 --> 01:17:21,510
I'm Roma, I live by honor.

1333
01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:29,416
Hey, boy.

1334
01:17:29,418 --> 01:17:30,516
- Forget about him.
- That's a good looking woman.

1335
01:17:30,518 --> 01:17:31,385
Don't look at him.

1336
01:17:31,387 --> 01:17:34,357
I'll have her
after the fight too.

1337
01:17:35,357 --> 01:17:37,994
That was just a warm up, son.

1338
01:17:39,362 --> 01:17:41,462
I'll squash you like a fly.

1339
01:17:43,465 --> 01:17:45,501
And show you no mercy, boy.

1340
01:17:54,509 --> 01:17:56,677
Yeah, that's it
boy, take a picture.

1341
01:17:56,679 --> 01:17:58,311
Good luck, blud.

1342
01:17:58,313 --> 01:18:00,180
You won't recognize
him when I'm finished.

1343
01:18:00,182 --> 01:18:02,548
Say goodbye to your teeth, boy.

1344
01:18:02,550 --> 01:18:06,055
Kiss
your arse goodbye, boy.

1345
01:18:13,429 --> 01:18:15,328
There's no
bother warming up, boy.

1346
01:18:15,330 --> 01:18:17,099
This won't take long.

1347
01:18:32,481 --> 01:18:33,379
Yes!

1348
01:18:33,381 --> 01:18:34,213
Yes!

1349
01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:35,481
Go on, hit him!

1350
01:18:35,483 --> 01:18:36,449
Come on, come on, Doug!

1351
01:18:36,451 --> 01:18:38,584
Come on, let's go!

1352
01:18:38,586 --> 01:18:40,557
You want a fight.

1353
01:18:49,764 --> 01:18:50,599
Yes!

1354
01:19:11,187 --> 01:19:12,185
Hey, Paddy,
what are you up to?

1355
01:19:12,187 --> 01:19:13,453
Hey, hey?

1356
01:19:13,455 --> 01:19:14,422
What are you doing down there?

1357
01:19:14,424 --> 01:19:17,157
Well, I, I, I'm just
looking for me car keys.

1358
01:19:17,159 --> 01:19:18,592
I've not seen you before,
are you a traveling man?

1359
01:19:18,594 --> 01:19:19,827
Aye, I've been travelling
all over Europe, yeah.

1360
01:19:19,829 --> 01:19:22,465
I'm just, just here
for the fair, you know.

1361
01:19:24,133 --> 01:19:26,199
What's your
living then, Paddy?

1362
01:19:26,201 --> 01:19:27,434
A bit of this
and a bit of that,

1363
01:19:27,436 --> 01:19:28,735
bit of a scrap and
that, you know.

1364
01:19:28,737 --> 01:19:32,138
Sing the odd, uh, Irish
folk song, you know.

1365
01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:33,873
Oh, well, go on
then, sing us a song.

1366
01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:35,609
Michael, come 'round here,

1367
01:19:35,611 --> 01:19:37,514
we got a man gonna
sing us a song.

1368
01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:39,415
Uh, um.

1369
01:19:42,384 --> 01:19:45,252
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink ♪

1370
01:19:45,254 --> 01:19:47,553
♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪

1371
01:19:47,555 --> 01:19:49,756
♪ And yes, he loves the sauce ♪

1372
01:19:49,758 --> 01:19:52,793
♪ So, he drinks a cider drink ♪

1373
01:19:52,795 --> 01:19:57,597
♪ He sings about the times
when things were going good ♪

1374
01:19:57,599 --> 01:20:01,502
♪ And sings a song that
remind him of better days ♪

1375
01:20:12,814 --> 01:20:16,583
♪ Oh, Danny boy,
Danny boy, Danny boy ♪

1376
01:20:16,585 --> 01:20:19,218
♪ Pissing in the wind,
pissing in the wind ♪

1377
01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:22,758
♪ All go pissing in the wind ♪

1378
01:20:25,594 --> 01:20:27,160
Nah, nah, nah, G boy.

1379
01:20:27,162 --> 01:20:28,895
Nah, nah, you can't see, fam.

1380
01:20:28,897 --> 01:20:30,099
Sit down, G!

1381
01:20:36,272 --> 01:20:37,937
♪ Pissing in the wind,
pissing in the wind ♪

1382
01:20:37,939 --> 01:20:40,474
- ♪ All go pissing in the wind ♪
- You all right, Mick?

1383
01:20:40,476 --> 01:20:41,440
- Um.
- Hey,

1384
01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:42,309
what are you doing out there?

1385
01:20:42,311 --> 01:20:43,610
♪ Pissing in the wind ♪

1386
01:20:43,612 --> 01:20:45,479
Trying to get up
to the big fight,

1387
01:20:45,481 --> 01:20:47,814
but me wheels don't
like the grass.

1388
01:20:47,816 --> 01:20:50,687
You're not an Irishman,
you must be a mangy Gypsy!

1389
01:20:51,887 --> 01:20:53,654
Looks like the
mange took his legs.

1390
01:20:56,592 --> 01:20:58,624
Just give a poor
fella a hand, will ya?

1391
01:20:58,626 --> 01:21:01,497
Don't be feck,
for 50 pound, maybe.

1392
01:21:11,807 --> 01:21:13,910
It's all I've got left.

1393
01:21:30,659 --> 01:21:31,925
Come on!

1394
01:21:31,927 --> 01:21:34,930
Finish
him, take him down!

1395
01:21:46,808 --> 01:21:48,475
Yes, old boy!

1396
01:21:48,477 --> 01:21:50,377
That's it, that's it!

1397
01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:09,328
When I get back,

1398
01:22:09,330 --> 01:22:11,364
how about you come and
help in the gym again?

1399
01:22:11,366 --> 01:22:12,632
Don't promise me, Dougie.

1400
01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:15,370
Don't promise me and
then break my heart.

1401
01:22:18,741 --> 01:22:20,673
You are a captain.

1402
01:22:20,675 --> 01:22:23,912
You're a captain to
me, the other lads.

1403
01:22:25,813 --> 01:22:26,749
That's all.

1404
01:22:52,607 --> 01:22:57,412
We'll just get through this,
and I'll help you find her.

1405
01:23:37,853 --> 01:23:38,688
Ooh!

1406
01:24:09,852 --> 01:24:10,753
You fecker!

1407
01:24:14,790 --> 01:24:15,721
Leg it!

1408
01:24:15,723 --> 01:24:16,856
- Leg it!
- Feck off!

1409
01:24:26,402 --> 01:24:27,036
Run!

1410
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:41,013
Donny, get in the car,
pull the door already!

1411
01:24:41,015 --> 01:24:43,949
He's got my fecking money!

1412
01:24:43,951 --> 01:24:44,954
After 'em!

1413
01:25:06,808 --> 01:25:07,843
Come on!

1414
01:25:09,510 --> 01:25:12,945
Jesus,
Michael, me tires are flat!

1415
01:25:12,947 --> 01:25:16,216
I can't move, Michael!

1416
01:25:16,218 --> 01:25:17,918
Guys, the bow top!

1417
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,122
Leave it!

1418
01:25:33,969 --> 01:25:37,203
♪ I could be wrong ♪

1419
01:25:37,205 --> 01:25:42,411
♪ I could be right ♪

1420
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:50,086
♪ I could be wrong ♪

1421
01:25:51,487 --> 01:25:53,587
♪ I could be wrong,
I could be right ♪

1422
01:25:53,589 --> 01:25:56,222
♪ I could be black,
I could be white ♪

1423
01:25:56,224 --> 01:25:59,059
♪ I could be right,
I could be wrong ♪

1424
01:25:59,061 --> 01:26:01,994
♪ I could be white,
I could be black ♪

1425
01:26:01,996 --> 01:26:04,898
♪ Your time has come,
your second skin ♪

1426
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:07,700
♪ The cost so high,
the gain so low ♪

1427
01:26:07,702 --> 01:26:10,270
♪ Walk through the valley ♪

1428
01:26:10,272 --> 01:26:13,006
♪ The written word is a lie ♪

1429
01:26:13,008 --> 01:26:15,508
♪ May the road rise with you ♪

1430
01:26:15,510 --> 01:26:18,177
♪ May the road rise with you ♪

1431
01:26:18,179 --> 01:26:20,980
♪ May the road rise with you ♪

1432
01:26:20,982 --> 01:26:24,920
♪ May the road rise with you ♪

1433
01:26:31,927 --> 01:26:35,227
♪ I could be wrong ♪

1434
01:26:35,229 --> 01:26:40,236
♪ I could be right ♪

1435
01:26:43,037 --> 01:26:46,705
♪ I could be wrong ♪

1436
01:26:46,707 --> 01:26:49,644
♪ I could be right ♪

1437
01:27:12,968 --> 01:27:13,970
Ooh!

1438
01:27:16,938 --> 01:27:19,038
Look, Doug, over here!

1439
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:20,907
Over here, Doug, look, look!

1440
01:27:28,317 --> 01:27:29,151
Daddy?

1441
01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:37,960
Melissa!

1442
01:27:41,597 --> 01:27:42,932
I've missed you!

1443
01:27:47,035 --> 01:27:47,937
I love you.

1444
01:27:51,839 --> 01:27:52,674
Ah.

1445
01:27:58,379 --> 01:27:59,281
Ah, thanks.

1446
01:28:02,150 --> 01:28:03,553
Thanks, everyone.

1447
01:28:06,021 --> 01:28:08,020
Okay, folks, it's party time.

1448
01:28:25,874 --> 01:28:27,140
♪ Here I am on bended knees ♪

1449
01:28:27,142 --> 01:28:29,109
♪ I lay my heart
down at your feet ♪

1450
01:28:29,111 --> 01:28:32,945
♪ Now, do I love you ♪

1451
01:28:32,947 --> 01:28:34,279
♪ All you have to do is ask ♪

1452
01:28:34,281 --> 01:28:36,115
♪ I'll give you until
there's nothing left ♪

1453
01:28:36,117 --> 01:28:40,020
♪ Do I love you ♪

1454
01:28:40,022 --> 01:28:41,687
♪ As long as there
is life in me ♪

1455
01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:43,390
♪ Your happiness is guaranteed ♪

1456
01:28:43,392 --> 01:28:47,360
♪ I'll fill your heart with
ecstasy forever, darling ♪

1457
01:28:47,362 --> 01:28:50,163
♪ Do I love you ♪

1458
01:28:50,165 --> 01:28:51,131
♪ Oh ♪

1459
01:28:51,133 --> 01:28:53,932
♪ Do I love you ♪

1460
01:28:53,934 --> 01:28:57,236
♪ Tell me now, do I love you ♪

1461
01:28:57,238 --> 01:29:01,141
♪ Indeed, I do ♪

1462
01:29:01,143 --> 01:29:03,075
♪ Indeed, I do ♪

1463
01:29:03,077 --> 01:29:05,177
♪ Here's another thing
I wanna say to you now ♪

1464
01:29:05,179 --> 01:29:07,047
♪ The very thing
that I want most ♪

1465
01:29:07,049 --> 01:29:08,981
♪ Is just to have
an hold you close ♪

1466
01:29:08,983 --> 01:29:12,351
♪ Do I love you ♪

1467
01:29:12,353 --> 01:29:14,087
♪ From early morning
till late at night ♪

1468
01:29:14,089 --> 01:29:16,155
♪ You fill my heart
with pure delight ♪

1469
01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:19,892
♪ Do I love you ♪

1470
01:29:19,894 --> 01:29:21,261
♪ Whenever I lay
me down to sleep ♪

1471
01:29:21,263 --> 01:29:23,163
♪ I pray the Lord
your soul to keep ♪

1472
01:29:23,165 --> 01:29:27,100
♪ And bring you home safe
to me forever, darling ♪

1473
01:29:27,102 --> 01:29:30,035
♪ Do I love you ♪

1474
01:29:30,037 --> 01:29:33,105
♪ Tell me now, do I love you ♪

1475
01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:36,909
♪ One more time, do love you ♪

1476
01:29:36,911 --> 01:29:39,244
♪ Indeed, I do ♪

1477
01:29:39,246 --> 01:29:40,747
♪ Sweet darling ♪

1478
01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:43,251
♪ Indeed I do ♪

1479
01:29:55,863 --> 01:29:57,363
♪ Now, whenever I lay
me down to sleep ♪

1480
01:29:57,365 --> 01:29:59,298
♪ I pray the Lord
your soul to keep ♪

1481
01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:03,203
♪ And bring you home safe
to me forever, darling ♪

1482
01:30:03,205 --> 01:30:06,172
♪ Do I love you ♪

1483
01:30:06,174 --> 01:30:09,476
♪ Tell me now, do I love you ♪

1484
01:30:09,478 --> 01:30:10,743
♪ Oh oh ♪

1485
01:30:10,745 --> 01:30:13,145
♪ Do I love you ♪

1486
01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:15,448
♪ Indeed, I do ♪

1487
01:30:15,450 --> 01:30:18,383
♪ Little darling, indeed, I do ♪

1488
01:30:44,545 --> 01:30:46,212
Taff would,

1489
01:30:46,214 --> 01:30:47,015
Ta,

1490
01:30:47,883 --> 01:30:48,515
Taff would.

1491
01:31:17,211 --> 01:31:18,310
Should have
started off training

1492
01:31:18,312 --> 01:31:20,312
on one of them rowing machines.

1493
01:31:20,314 --> 01:31:22,215
Except for the sank it.

1494
01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:25,450
The burning bush.

1495
01:31:25,452 --> 01:31:27,287
Oh, I've seen a few
of them in my time.

1496
01:31:27,289 --> 01:31:28,320
Have ya?

1497
01:31:28,322 --> 01:31:29,221
The burning bush.

1498
01:31:29,223 --> 01:31:30,356
Oh, what?

1499
01:31:30,358 --> 01:31:31,891
Oh, no, don't, I know where
you're going with that.

1500
01:31:31,893 --> 01:31:34,194
No, just stop that
freakin' lark.

1501
01:31:34,196 --> 01:31:36,298
This is supposed to
be a family movie.

1502
01:31:39,099 --> 01:31:41,167
I farted on his hand.

1503
01:31:44,305 --> 01:31:46,275
We're worried about you, Nick.

1504
01:31:47,843 --> 01:31:49,074
In
about two seconds,

1505
01:31:49,076 --> 01:31:52,212
and you can get yourself
back into position.

1506
01:31:52,214 --> 01:31:55,882
I think we might have a
champion in the club at last.

1507
01:31:55,884 --> 01:31:58,618
I think we might have a
champion in the club, at last.

1508
01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:00,386
Emphasize champion.

1509
01:32:00,388 --> 01:32:04,289
I think we might have a
champion in the club at last.

1510
01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:06,226
I think we might have
champion in the club at last.

1511
01:32:07,429 --> 01:32:09,061
I think we might have
a champion.

1512
01:32:09,063 --> 01:32:09,898
Taffy would,

1513
01:32:11,366 --> 01:32:12,000
Taffy.

1514
01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,601
Easy for you to say.

1515
01:32:14,603 --> 01:32:15,437
Taffy,

1516
01:32:16,403 --> 01:32:18,240
Taffy, Taffy would be,

1517
01:32:24,912 --> 01:32:27,012
- Taffy.
- Taffy would be so proud!

1518
01:32:27,014 --> 01:32:27,646
Taffy would...

1519
01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:28,580
Would be so proud.

1520
01:32:29,951 --> 01:32:31,284
I
assume we lost that one.

1521
01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:39,258
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