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[Windstuck] Ilcarn vs SOME WILD BOAR MOFO

Sep 2nd, 2017
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  1. [21:01] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> roll initiave
  2. [21:01] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+3 Initiative
  3. [21:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [12+3] : {15}
  4. [21:01] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d20+3
  5. [21:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [19+3] : {22}
  6. [21:01] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok so the boar 1st
  7. [21:02] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> the huge boar sprints up to you and just rams into your chest as hard as it can
  8. [21:02] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d20+3
  9. [21:02] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
  10. [21:02] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> oops
  11. [21:02] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> wait
  12. [21:03] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d20+1
  13. [21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [14+1] : {15}
  14. [21:03] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> wrong stat
  15. [21:03] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 1d3 block
  16. [21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d3) [2] : {2}
  17. [21:03] <Ilcarn_Pythia> Hit.
  18. [21:04] == SpyingSoro [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  19. [21:04] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> just 1 thing
  20. [21:04] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> what does block do???
  21. [21:04] <Ilcarn_Pythia> Gives it a penalty to hit
  22. [21:04] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok
  23. [21:04] <Ilcarn_Pythia> But 15-2 is 13, which still hits my 13 AC
  24. [21:04] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> what kind of slot does it take
  25. [21:04] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> like a major minor... what
  26. [21:05] <Ilcarn_Pythia> None, it just needs a Reaction
  27. [21:05] <Ilcarn_Pythia> It's part of my weapon
  28. [21:05] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d6
  29. [21:05] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [3] : {3}
  30. [21:05] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> 3 damage
  31. [21:05] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ur turn
  32. [21:06] * Ilcarn_Pythia takes the hit without flinching, then lashes back with both his rapiers.
  33. [21:06] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 2#1d20+4
  34. [21:06] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [17+4] : {21} (1d20+4) [6+4] : {10}
  35. [21:06] <Ilcarn_Pythia> 21 vs AC for one hit, 10 vs AC for the other
  36. [21:06] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> how do you do that
  37. [21:06] <Ilcarn_Pythia> Slice as a major action and Dice as a minor action
  38. [21:06] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> the ilcarn takes the hit thing
  39. [21:07] <Ilcarn_Pythia> "/me"
  40. [21:08] * SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO the 1st hit (slice) hits it and cuts into him BADLY, the other hits a horn and does nothing
  41. [21:08] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 1d4+3 damage
  42. [21:08] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+3) [2+3] : {5}
  43. [21:08] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> (end of turn???)
  44. [21:08] <Ilcarn_Pythia> End turn.
  45. [21:08] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok
  46. [21:09] * SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO picks up ilcarn with its horns and trows him up
  47. [21:10] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d20+3
  48. [21:10] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [12+3] : {15}
  49. [21:10] <Ilcarn_Pythia> ((Can I block that, or is it a grapple?))
  50. [21:10] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> its a grapple
  51. [21:10] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4 Acrobatics to resist
  52. [21:10] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [9+4] : {13}
  53. [21:11] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> so should i do that against AC
  54. [21:11] <Ilcarn_Pythia> ((Grapples are opposed by the target rolling either Athletics or Acrobatics))
  55. [21:11] <Ilcarn_Pythia> ((Not against AC))
  56. [21:11] <Ilcarn_Pythia> ((I only got 13 to your 15, so the grapple succeeds))
  57. [21:12] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> it flings u into the air and you land with a crash
  58. [21:12] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> make an acrobatics check
  59. [21:12] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  60. [21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [2+4] : {6}
  61. [21:12] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok
  62. [21:12] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d6
  63. [21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [4] : {4}
  64. [21:12] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> also for that crazy land
  65. [21:13] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> !roll 1d3
  66. [21:13] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d3) [2] : {2}
  67. [21:13] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> (your turn)
  68. [21:14] * Ilcarn_Pythia scowls, but keeps swinging. This animal will die.
  69. [21:14] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 2#1d20+4 to hit
  70. [21:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [14+4] : {18} (1d20+4) [17+4] : {21}
  71. [21:14] <Ilcarn_Pythia> !Roll 2#1d4+3 damage
  72. [21:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+3) [3+3] : {6} (1d4+3) [1+3] : {4}
  73. [21:14] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> it just drops
  74. [21:14] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> onto the floor like nothing
  75. [21:15] * Ilcarn_Pythia makes a point of eviscerating the corpse for good measure.
  76. [21:15] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> they both cut it like tissue paper... ur ancestor gave you some pretty awesome swords
  77. [21:15] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok so now u got 20 XP... just enough to level uo
  78. [21:15] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> *up
  79. [21:16] <Ilcarn_Pythia> No. These were not from his ancestor. These blades were passed down through generations from two legendary warriors, ultimately finding their way into his collection of artifacts. The Shepherd deserves no praise for them.
  80. [21:17] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> oh
  81. [21:17] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> The shepherd
  82. [21:17] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ...
  83. [21:17] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> you were given this name by the townsfolk
  84. [21:18] * Ilcarn_Pythia stabs the boar again. Thinking about the Shepherd has made him angry.
  85. [21:18] <Ilcarn_Pythia> ((Shepherd is Ilcarn's ancestor, he just doesn't like him))
  86. [21:18] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ohhh
  87. [21:18] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok cause i was confused
  88. [21:18] <Ilcarn_Pythia> ((Sorry))
  89. [21:18] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> but the townsfolk do call you that
  90. [21:18] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> becasue they see themselves as sheep
  91. [21:19] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> ok
  92. [21:19] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> so...
  93. [21:19] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> you might wanna try doing something with that game... smurb
  94. [21:19] * Ilcarn_Pythia returns to his respiteblock to run the game he received.
  95. [21:19] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> what a clever name
  96. [21:22] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> you start to run the game
  97. [21:22] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> it shows many circles and plays quiet music
  98. [21:23] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> it then shows a screen saying
  99. [21:23] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> SESSION NAME
  100. [21:23] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> SESSION PASSWORD
  101. [21:23] <SOME_WILD_BOAR_MOFO> MAKE SESSION
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