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- >Hasbro finally announces a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie to be released in theaters
- >Bronies around the world scream in delight
- >Meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie
- >Her mother takes her the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater
- >To her surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne, and neck beards
- >One such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter
- >Disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her daughter to another theater
- >She is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move
- >She and her daughter are encased in a prison of lard
- >The movie starts
- >Sobbing, the mother and daughter remain seated, hoping to weather the storm until the movie is over
- >When an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the bronies sing it very loudly, scaring the girl to tears
- >When the man sitting next to her raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, she is assaulted with a noxious cloud of body odor
- >The film continues, and there is a brief scene where Fluttershy's butt is front and center
- >Suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying
- >Not for long
- >Everyone pulls their XXL gym shorts down and begins fapping furiously to the scene which has already passed
- >The mother grabs her daughter and holds her close, praying for it to end
- >suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in brony seed
- >no easy task to clear the ground
- >plant our tiny seeds
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