Dio Battle Kilt

Before anyone had a chance to tell Dio how rude he was for saying that, the curtain set up as their changing area swept aside and Dio strode forth boldly before them in a hot pink ensemble that might have been eye-catching enough but which truly dropped jaws (or at least F.F.'s) due to the addition of two custom accoutrements:

    The word "Dio" sewn in lacy cursive across the chest, and

    The skirt!

Dio was wearing a skirt! It swished around his meaty thighs as he sashayed with all possible confidence, the back of one hand jaunty on a piqued hip. F.F. was flabbergasted. What hitherto-undiscovered world of 'fashion' had Dio just unearthed?

A far less impressed (and frankly kinda pouty) JoJo said: "Dio, you cannot possibly wear that. Skirts are for ladies."

"Heh." Dio moved even more expressively now that his face was concealed by the visor. Every slight action of hand or knee traveled at least twelve inches. "I expected better of you, dear 'brother'. Are you not at least learned enough to recognize the traditional battle 'kilt' of the Scottish 'Highlanders'? This garment allows for optimal 'mobility' in battle, while it can be detached and be worn as a 'cloak' or other protective covering. One could liken it to the multifaceted usefulness of a 'towel', but without the cumbersome need to carry it upon my shoulder."

"Woooow," said Foo. JoJo continued to pout, but more quietly.

"Frankly, I'm unconcerned what Dio decides to wear into combat," said the Master. "Is everyone ready?"

- Voeltz Round 3