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BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
Magical☆Gurll Echo 天司長 ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ Hard boiled egg big woop

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
INTRODUCE YOUR KIDS

Magical☆Gurll
BEAR WITH ME I'M AT WORK BUT HERE WE GO

Magical☆Gurll
ugh i was doing doodles but never settled on anything entirely so you'll just have to bear with me BUT!!!! MY GIRL IS DAME KABIBE [LASTNAMEHERE], ten pounds of KNIGHTLY JUSTICE in a two pound bag reinforced with twenty pounds of iron

Magical☆Gurll
she's this tiny little spitfire teenage knight girl in bulky bright armor with flowers in her hair and a big pink sword

Magical☆Gurll
she's a rambunctious shoutgirl who literally, like, JUST got knighted and is VERY proud of the fact but is trying WAY TOO HARD to prove herself

Magical☆Gurll
she has a very strong sense of justice and wants to Do The Right Thing but also she doesn't know how to turn it off or scale it back so she is constantly doing shit like running off to stop altercations that aren't even petty crime yet they just look like they COULD be, BUT SHE'S A KNIGHT SO IT'S HER RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE!!!

Magical☆Gurll
running off is very hard, because her armor is very heavy

Magical☆Gurll
but god it doesn't stop her

Magical☆Gurll
she insists VERY STRONGLY on the "dame" title. SHE EARNED IT!! SHE'S A KNIGHT!!!!

Magical☆Gurll
she's dedicated her whole life to her kingdom and to Knightly Justice so she takes the whole thing VERY SERIOUSLY except she's so rowdy about it that it's really easy to make fun of her for it...

Magical☆Gurll
she has a little bit of flower magic of Dubious Origins but she doesn't actually have much control over it? it doesn't really cause problems it just means sometimes she's spontaneously surrounded by shoujo flower petals, or, like, an entire chrysanthemum sprouts out of her hair

Magical☆Gurll
but mostly she is a physical tank

Magical☆Gurll
and there you go there's my daughter

天司長
telfa, a collective of evil spirits bundled into a tattered old cloak. they form into a vaguely humanoid shape, but something is always distinctly Off about it no matter how hard they all try because not all of the spirits belonged to humans in the first place.

天司長
so like sometimes telfa will have a tail, sometimes they'll make the hands too big, sometimes they'll have 2 heads

天司長
the only constant is the cloak itself, which is long and made of shitty cheap leather.

Hard boiled egg
Oh god I never finished brainstorming this one uh

天司長
their mission in life is to find who or whatever sewed their spirits all together and thank them for it, because with other evil spirits to empathize with, all of telfa's pieces feel a little better about this weird life they're living.

Magical☆Gurll
DUO THAT'S SO WHOLESOME WHAT THE FUCK

Magical☆Gurll


天司長
they're extremely reliant on magic for both offense and defense, and are completely useless in physical fights because they have no real form save the cloak.

Hard boiled egg
Talfa Featherfoot is a halfling giant killer who like climbs on monsters with grappling hooks and shit. He is a big a macho tough guy in the halfling community but to everyone else he looks like a ten year old and has trouble getting anyone to take him seriously.

Hard boiled egg
Still working on what his motivations are

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
i got distracted by crying about wowaka again but here's my girl

Hard boiled egg
So I’m not looking at anyone else’s yet

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
her name is LYRA NOVA (disclaimer: this may not be her actual name) and she's a tiny little human girl whose most fervent wish is to BE A PERFORMER and she's been working hard since she was a lttle kid to be a good singer

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
the only problem is that uhhhh she has a bunch of magical prowess that she doesn't really know how to use and it all comes out whenever she sings

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
so she can't actually sing around other people or she'll put them in danger and she's pretty Bissed about it

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
currently she's on a Quest(tm) to find someone who can teach her how to properly use her magic so she can FINALLY JUST LIVE HER DREAMS

Magical☆Gurll
SAME CAN'T-DO-MAGIC-RIGHT SMOLS HAT

Hard boiled egg
Okay so

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Talfa was from a hidden halfling village in the middle of a jungle somewhere

Hard boiled egg
But at one point got sick and lost and found by pirates, who he ended up killing all of because he’s hardcore like that, only to realize that he had just gotten rid of everyone who knew how to get back to the village he came from and his own memories are too scrambled from being sick

Hard boiled egg
So he is searching the big people world for someone who knows where he came from so he can get home

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Bam

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Wait shit now we have a Telfa and a Talfa how did that happen

天司長
LMFAO I WAS GGONNA SAY

Hard boiled egg
I DIDNT LOOK AT ANYONE ELSES UNTIL I WAS DONE

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Fuck it were running with it

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Telfa and Talfa are canon

Hard boiled egg
So so far we have two fighters and two mages

Magical☆Gurll
3/4 bitties and then the fourth is a dust cloud

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe is more defense to tafla's offense it sounds like SO WE'RE IMPRESSIVELY BALANCED SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE

Magical☆Gurll
i am going to fuck this tæfla situation up all the time

Hard boiled egg
We’re probably not gonna get a healer

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I should have played support

Magical☆Gurll
we have three more coming THERE'S STILL HOPE

Hard boiled egg
Anyways I picture Talfa as looking like a Monster Hunter character just at one half scale

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i stayed up until 4 am waiting for this before passing out i just want you to know bc i am exccited

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
BUT OKAY HERE I GO

Hard boiled egg
(Talfa insists he's the right size. Not his fault y'all are giants)

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
let me tell you about Onyx, Nightshade, Rubedo, Princess and Hero Thrice-Great, or as she would introduce herself, a maid what knifed a dude in his sleep and is now on the run.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx is the name she chose for herself so we're using that.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
there was an evil overlord! a master of alchemy and dark magics, to the point where he had a whole prophecy devoted to him, that a hero chosen by fate would arise and slay him. onyx is not that hero.

Magical☆Gurll
y'all are so chaotic and stab-happy kabibe is never going to rest

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx was a servant homunculus he made who was kind of defective in that she gained free will and sentience purely on accident. the homunculi who were created to serve the evil overlord were more meant to be like, maids. they were basically magical roombas.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx gaining self-awareness was almost entirely accidental because she was a failed experiment. she took some time, realized that she was alive, realized that the evil overlord who made her was in fact evil, causing massive amounts of suffering and horrible shit, so she just. knifed the evil overlord while he was asleep.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
just stabbed that fucker.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
prophecies ain't shit.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so now she is on the run from:
- the evil people who happily served evil overlord, who want revenge
- the good people who were oppressed by the evil overlord, who have decided that killing him makes her his heir, so she's their princess now
- a very, very irate legendary her who had literally the purpose of their existence kill-stolen from them.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
hero*

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
- also possibly a vengeful ghost of an evil overlord, i'm undecided on that part.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx is basically a good girl who is trying her best. she just wants to live peacefully! she wants a boring, mundane life! unfortunately, all these people are after her so now she's adventuring to avoid staying in one place and also to get stronger to defend herself from all of the above.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SHE'S NOT CHAOTIC AND WON'T KNIFE PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT OK

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she's a good girl who tends to talk in very short, to-the-point clips and wants to make the world better for everyone

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
(she wants boring mundane life and to make the world better, it's a complicated problem)

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
her party role is mage. she is basically a blue mage and able to copy other magics she sees because she's basically an adorable reactor of magical energy bc she's an experimental homunculus whose organs are philosopher's stones

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she's just a very. direct person. very literal minded. if you put her in a maze and tell her to find the way out she will break down all the walls.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
ANYWAY IM GONNA READ EVERYONE ELSE NOW

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
what the fuck this party is gonna be cute...

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx is just gonna follow everyone around like 'friends? friends! hello friends i am friend beep beep'

Hard boiled egg
Tafla probably fell in with this particular lot because they're all tiny

Hard boiled egg
And I mean he's 3'5 BUT he doesn't feel QUITE as surrounded by giants

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
yeah onyx is. small? but still human sized.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qww/GNI/ERUbGMPbH17zSkXtoR4hWwoNoXE_lg.png also very cute.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she's like, 5'0-5'1

Hard boiled egg
Right but he could choose between this party and the party of like 6'6" beefy barbarians and half orcs

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
rip in pieces talfa

Hard boiled egg
As the saying goes, all trees are felled at ground level

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
please don't attack the party's knees

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
telfa doesn't even have knees, probably

Hard boiled egg
No no he's not going to hamstring anyone in OUR party

Magical☆Gurll
that's really cute. this group of shorties and talfa like yeah that'll do

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
does telfa ever like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
make themselves shorter to be closer to talfa's height to make him more comfortable

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
imagine all these tiny idiots being super protective of telfa because they have no physical body

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
so everyone else takes it upon themselves to get rowdy on their behalf

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
YES

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx is uh. not strong. physically she looks like you could snap her in half if you look at her too hard.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but she can still get rowdy with magic.

Hard boiled egg
she may not be strong but she does have a physical body

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S SO CUTE!!!

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she does! it's sort of a weird body but it's physical and it even exists and touches things

Magical☆Gurll
oh i wanted to get her general gist out of the way first but the additional Kabibe Lore includes: she has a twin brother! she does not talk to or about him. he did what she considers a crime and she's disowned him for it. he lives in the woods now

Magical☆Gurll
also she has some divine forest guardian spirit in her direct lineage, hence the uncontrolled flower magic, but she has absolutely no fucking idea about that. she is to her knowledge a normal human girl who is bad at magic

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh my goodness...

Hard boiled egg
what horrible crime did her brother commit?

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
it occurs to me onyx and her blue mage self might be able to like. tell that kabibe has that ancestry. but she also would never say so because she assumes everyone else knows too so why bother talking about it?

Magical☆Gurll
I HAVEN'T DECIDED THE SPECIFICS but honestly it was probably just something, like, lowkey shady at worst he did while in the process of uncovering their origins (hence why he lives in the woods now) and she went too hard on the Justice thing and blew the whole thing way out of proportion and it became a goddamn ISSUE!!!

Magical☆Gurll
so he's out there in the woods trying to awaken an ancient forest spirit while she's running around in the city like justice justice justice justice on all cylinders

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i love her

Hard boiled egg
Talfa acts super confident and blustery to hide the fact that he is low key not sure if his home even exists or if he just hallucinated the whole thing and is wandering around in some kind of dissociative fugue

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh no....

Magical☆Gurll
AW BUDDY

Magical☆Gurll
the potential, like, story endgame tie in here is that if anyone is going to know what the hap is fuckening in various woods and jungles and tree places when you have hilariously little to go on, it's going to be an ancient forest guardian spirit

Hard boiled egg
truth

Magical☆Gurll
also before i forget, her brother's name is bwana because it means "gentleman" and kabibe means "little lady"

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
that's cute

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also im going back to bed but i think onyx's backstory can probably tie into others easily if y'all want to, since. evil overlord, etc.

Magical☆Gurll
go sleep!!

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
IM GONNA but i love this concept and this group and this is gonna be fun to put together i think ok

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
ok goodnight

Echo
I am super late to this, but presenting: my perpetually unconscious wizard girl, Sleepwalker.

Echo
She was originally a young woman cursed with your standard Sleeping Beauty "rest forever in unchanging sleep until freed by true love's kiss" trouble by an asshole magical rival in order to take her place as a local mage's apprentice, but she had one very lucky trick: she was a lucid dreamer.

天司長
unfortunately telfa doesn't like getting their cloak dirty so they remain at least tall enough for the cloak to be off the ground

天司長
but if someone carried the ends like a train or tied it off at a height that would let them shrink to match talfa they would.

Echo
She managed to cobble together enough of her meager training to allow herself to begin practicing magic while still locked in her dream, and eventually managed to escape by essentially astral-projecting herself out and then using magic to puppet around her own unconscious body in order to interact with the physical world.

Echo
Walker refuses to reveal her actual name, on the grounds that it might be used against her.

天司長
they're extremely protective of the cloak because they're not sure if their bond will be damaged if the cloak is, so they do absolutely everything they can to keep it intact.

天司長
this makes them Extremely good at sewing.

Echo
Now she wanders the world as an adventurer, taking advantage of her curse making her body unchangingly durable in order to travel to dangerous places in search of a cure.

Echo
She's cranky, bitter, smarter than most people and annoyingly aware of it, and low-key perpetually dissociating because in order to actually do anything she kind of literally isn't inside her own body most of the time?

Echo
But deep down, she still cares a lot about people.

Echo
She's the kind of person who will, if she sees someone in trouble, help them while grumbling about how annoying it is the whole time, despite the fact that no one actually made her help them.

Echo
She's going to do the right thing, but you can't make her be cheery about it.

Echo
Due to the "unchanging" aspect of her curse, she heals rapidly from anything that would physically alter her, but also can't do things like cut her hair or change her clothing.

Magical☆Gurll
this is all VERY GOOD

Magical☆Gurll
here's my concept for you and it's kabibe running in to JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE and walker going in after her and she's very mad and complaining about it the whole time but like, she's still gonna justice justice justice with her

Magical☆Gurll
while kabibe yells at her for complaining, and also about JUSTICE. shoutgirl

Echo
Excellent idea, yes. : D

Echo
Walker probably hangs around Kabibe precisely because she provides a valid excuse for her to do Nice Things without looking like the kind of pathetic softy who, ugh, cares about people.

Echo
(Wizards have kind of shitty academic politics, looking soft is not a good idea.)

Echo
The end result is that you have a young woman with her eyes shut all the time, moving like a puppet with half its' strings cut instead of a person, wandering relentlessly through a dungeon in her pajamas while a sourceless voice that sounds like it could be her original one swears about it constantly.

Echo
She's been wearing these fucking pajamas for like five years.

Magical☆Gurll
JHFKLS;HDFHG

Echo
They're cute and comfy, but she didn't imagine she was going to be stuck in eternal stasis when she went to bed that night, okay. She thought she was going to wake up again.

Echo
(She would really like to wake up again.)

Echo
She... might also be slightly on the run from her original wizard college, because the apprentice rival who cursed her convinced people that Walker was some kind of possessing spirit instead of the original owner of the body in question, in order to cover up his crime.

Magical☆Gurll
the number of you folks on the run from people is absolutely MADDENING to kabibe who definitely, at least at the start, assumes that being On The Run only happens to OUTLAWS who are BEING PURSUED!!!!

Echo
Well, sometimes you get mistaken for someone who did something super illegal, or technically for a demon that doesn't actually have legal rights in this jurisdiction.

Echo
But it's not like she actually broke any laws, personally.

Echo
She's going to get this shit cleared up, just you watch.

Echo
(Walker is too cranky and brutally honest to talk her way out of a fucking parking ticket let alone a complicated framejob, please help her.)

Magical☆Gurll
give kabibe some time to get over her constant state of THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW so she quits assuming that IF AUTHORITIES THINK YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL THEN THEY ARE CORRECT and she will be an expert at Justice-ing her way to the truth

Magical☆Gurll
but also if issued a parking ticket she would just start crying

BB ❤ Chᥲᥒᥒᥱᥣ!
also i have way too many OCverses currently so i am 100% happy for you guys to take this and go running w/o me

big woop
Slams in here late I'd like you all to meet Oudra Quartzheart, dwarf and Definitely Not A Demonologist

Hard boiled egg
oh good we have a dwarf

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I ALMOST made a dwarf but changed my mind

Hard boiled egg
But every good party needs a dwarf

Magical☆Gurll
EVERYONE IS SHORT!!!

Magical☆Gurll
except the dust cloud

big woop
She's 4'2" of niche occult lore and dyslexia and she flunked out of wizard college, fell back on delving to get her parents off her back, and promptly ended up on a work crew that Delved To Deep

Magical☆Gurll
also reaches longingly for claire..........

big woop
This was very embarrassing for everyone involved because technically the fiend she ran into was also a young adult fuckup and not supposed to be there, so since Oudra was the only one to actually see him he bribed her with Power to keep her mouth shut.

big woop
So now she just Has Magic? That she's very cagey about where it comes from? But also, like, she's not actually upset about because she didn't really want to be a miner in the first place.

Echo
I think Walker might be reasonably tall.

Echo
So her job, in addition to being a spellcaster/tank hybrid, is to get things off high shelves.

big woop
She's kind of working with what Ashweird the Conflagragant thinks is a useful set of spells so like, there's a fair amount of Unquenchable Fire and commanding minor demons in there, but she still claims she's a self-taught wizard if anyone asks.

Echo
I feel like Walker can definitely tell she's bullshitting about that because hello, she actually went to wizard college for a couple semesters before someone did the magical equivalent of cutting her break lines to steal her internship and then had to teach herself the rest.

Echo
She knows what a self-taught wizard looks like and this definitely is not that.

Echo
...But she probably also doesn't care, so eh. She can stay in her lane, fuck it.

Hard boiled egg
Talfa doesn't NEED help getting things off the high shelves he has a GRAPPLING HOOK

Echo
She doesn't say anything about it, but she definitely gives Oudra some "really, that's what you're going with" looks.

Echo
Also, awesome. Less work for Walker.

Hard boiled egg
Party having breakfast. Talfa sitting crosslegged on top of the fridge with a bowl of cereal or whatever

Hard boiled egg
They probably don't have refrigerators in a fantasy setting

Hard boiled egg
Unless we just go full on TAZ levels of "Fuck it"

Hard boiled egg
But you know what I mean

big woop
That is in fact what Oudra is going for and also she's a little impressed that Walker can manage that withering of a look with her eyes closed

Echo
She's had a lot of time to practice.

Echo
Like, she had at least a couple years of being essentially unconscious plus five more years of piloting her body, there's a lot of build-up salt she needed to express.

Echo
(It's mostly in the eyebrows.)

Echo
(Eyebrows are the key to any really serious facial expression.)

big woop
Anyway Oudra is generally kind of paranoid of other people but simultaneously a little too cavalier around potentially risky magical situations, which honestly is probably why she's hanging around like half of the rest of you yahoos in the first place.

Magical☆Gurll
you YAHOOS

Magical☆Gurll
that's the mood

Magical☆Gurll
anyway kabibe needs help with the high shelves but makes SURE everyone knows it's because of her ARMOR not her HEIGHT!!!!

Magical☆Gurll
high shelves used to be her brother's job and now if anyone else teases her about it she gets Mad

Echo
Walker just wants this conversation to be over with as quickly as possible, so she just hands Kabibe the thing like 'here I believe you please shut up'.

Magical☆Gurll
hf;LKHDFGH

Magical☆Gurll
the first time she gets ready to get REALLY INDIGNANT ABOUT IT and walker just gives her the thing without issue and she's like

Magical☆Gurll
oh.

Magical☆Gurll
thanks.

Magical☆Gurll
and it is the longest she has been quiet in her entire life

Magical☆Gurll
but it feels wrong

Echo
It was nice while it lasted.

Echo
Also. You know how I specifically said Walker's curse had a "true love's kiss" requirement as its' cure?

Echo
Fun fact: Walker is aro ace.

Echo
Unfun fact: this has given her an unfair reputation for being a "frigid bitch" at the college she came from, a term here defined as "a fellow student who was more interested in getting this group project done than being hit on, asshole".

Echo
Her rival deliberately chose a curse with this requirement because of her reputation, because he's a spiteful asshole and figured she'd never be able to break it.

Echo
Additional fun fact: neither Walker not the asshole rival student in question are aware that true friendship is also a kind of love, and counts perfectly well for the purpose of the curse.

big woop
She's very Jaded, World-Weary Punk and also very into the creative beard-grooming scene (because what kind of weak-ass worldbuilding doesn't give dwarf women full beards)

Echo
Oh, fuck yeah. Does she dye her beard awesome colors?

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S STRONG, ECHO

Echo
I suspect the "kiss" requirement is also slightly looser than they realized, too- it's really any unambiguous physical demonstration of the love in question.

Echo
What I'm saying is: please imagine the party eventually reaching true companions status, and managing to accidentally cure Walker of her curse via a post-battle group hug.

big woop
Of course she does. She's pretty particular about coordinating her beard dye with her wardrobe, too.

Echo
(She has never been simultaneously this happy and this embarrassed in her life.)

Magical☆Gurll
POWERFUL!!!!!

Magical☆Gurll
let kabibe put flowers in the beard pls

big woop
Oudra grumbles but she Allows It

Magical☆Gurll
this is going to be a Thing kabibe just keeps sprouting flowers from her hair and she's running out of room and would the rest of you mind holding onto them for her but holding onto means braiding them in hair, making flower crowns, and so on

big woop
(no actually she loves it it's just she has an image to maintain)

big woop
((that image is not being successfully maintained))

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S SO WHOLESOME!!!!!

天司長
kabibe trying to figure out where telfa's head is for a flower crown and giving up because telfa doesn't feel like having a head today so she just puts it around the neck of the cloak. done

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe also has an image to maintain and that is JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE KNIGHTHOOD so she can't do childish things like braiding flowers in her friends' hair!!! even if it would be cute and wholesome and really pretty.......... there's absolutely this phase where she's tsun about giving people flowers but she warms up to it fast enough

Echo
Please consider: Walker and Oudra lowkey bonding over "goddammit we were trying to seem cool and intimidating how do they keep being sweet and fluffy at us".

Magical☆Gurll
DUO THAT'S PURE

Magical☆Gurll
politely asking permission to pin a flower to the cloak like a corsage

big woop
Also she's sorry Kabibe but she kind of summoned an imp to help her decipher the inscription on this magical artifact we found and the imp... ate the flower...

Magical☆Gurll
mkl;HDFGHFJG

Magical☆Gurll
the problem is not the imp eating the flower the problem is the imp trying to go for the infinite flower works all over kabibe's hair and sword and armor

Magical☆Gurll
she's just like semi-constantly sprouting flowers she's not TOO concerned about them getting eaten, those are replaceable, it's whatever, buT GET OUT OF HER HAIR???

Magical☆Gurll
in general though kabibe wants to be KNIGHTLY and RESPECTED but she is, in fact, just a kid, so she turns around to being sweet and fluffy without a ton of provocation... she just needs to get over the JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW hurdle enough to quit thinking you guys are shady for no good reason???

Magical☆Gurll
this is a real good look as the group gets closer because they storm into the big final endgame fights looking like a fuckin bouquet

big woop
Oudra sighs and tries to pull the imp off of Kabibe long enough to dismiss it

Magical☆Gurll
tries to

Magical☆Gurll
i'm definitely picturing her with, like, big huge poofy hair so it's this whole goddamn situation

big woop
Technically she could banish it without grabbing it but they tend to leave a little puff of sulfurous smoke when they leave and she doesn't think Kabibe would appreciate that in her hair

Magical☆Gurll
SHE WOULD NOT BUT SHE ALSO DOESN'T APPRECIATE THE IMP IN IT EITHER!!!!

big woop
She's sorry ok she didn't expect it to like eating flowers that much

Echo
Consider: the imp likes the flowers because it thinks eating them can change its' color, and they eventually dissuade it by using some of Oudra's spare beard dye to turn it pink.

Echo
It just wants to be pretty.

Magical☆Gurll
OH... WHOLESOME

Magical☆Gurll
i guess we're keeping thatone

Magical☆Gurll
thta one

Magical☆Gurll
thta one

Magical☆Gurll
THAT ONE!!!

big woop
Anyway Oudra uses imps as kind of living text-to-speech engines on complex magical writings a lot because as previously implied, it was mostly her dyslexia that kept her out of traditional arcane academia

Magical☆Gurll
ahhh that's good content

Echo
That is really cool.

Echo
Consider: one of their friendship moments involves Walker offhandedly mentioning that she's seen mage academia, and frankly Oudra can do better than those people.

big woop
Excellent

Echo
Let's see, some additional things about Walker...

Echo
She's got a penchant for using lots of ice magic, because if you want to call her frigid, she'll show you frigid.

big woop
Like, I'm not sure if dyslexia is a formally recognized thing by this world's medical community, but wizarding is hard when the words don't want to line up right

Echo
Really, the curse situation was the latest in a long series of her using things that people tried to hurt her with to her advantage by sheer stubbornness.

Echo
And yeah, that makes sense. Walker's... probably some kind of wizard barbarian crossclass situation mechanically, because puppeting her own body at one remove makes her a little clumsier than she'd like, so that combined with her curse-stasis body and lack of major combat training at the start means she tends to battering ram her way through things.

Magical☆Gurll
i think my long-term forest spirit guardian whatever story goal for kabibe is to give her MORE PLANT FEATURES. she's always just grown flowers in her hair and various flourishes but then she's sprouting leaves out her elbows and suddenly she cuts herself and there's tree sap in the blood and there's bark real slowly growing over her skin

Magical☆Gurll
i don't like body horror so i'm not gonna focus on that aspect of it but god am i here for the aesthetic of it

Magical☆Gurll
secret slowburn dryad girl

Echo
She'd be a lot more wizard and a lot less barbarian if it weren't for the fact that the clumsiness in question makes it harder for her to cast spells, albeit not impossible.

Echo
So she and Oudra have kind of opposite problems, magic-wise.

Echo
Also, I am extremely here for slowburn dryad, that sounds awesome.

Magical☆Gurll
not gonna lean too hard into body horror but this is also decidedly NOT FUN while she's still under the impression that she's a normal human girl who can't do magic right

Echo
I'm imagining Kabibe all "OH GOD AM I DYING" and Walker like "don't be ridiculous, you're not dying" [frantically researches whatever this is because WHAT THE FUCK SHE NEEDS TO FIX THAT]

Magical☆Gurll
JNFKL;HGSDHFG

big woop
Oudra does kind of feel like she cheated her way into magic, and I think getting closer to the rest of the party probably helps her get past that baggage

Magical☆Gurll
"OKAY THEN WHAT AM I DOING IF I'M NOT DYING WALKER?? WHAT'S HAPPENING????" "listen. don't worry about it" "WALKER!!!!!!"

Echo
(extremely rapid page-turning) "LISTEN IT'S DEFINITELY NOT PLAGUE. I HAVE CONFIRMED THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE PLAGUE, STOP YELLING."

Magical☆Gurll
"YOU CAN DIE FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T PLAGUE, WALKER"

Echo
"NOT WHILE I'M FIXING IT, YOU WON'T!"

Echo
Hard boiled egg: Also, I just read back through this and did you basically make Halfling Zeetha?

Echo
Because if so, nice.

Magical☆Gurll
combat-wise i def want to focus on her being a physical tank especially since we're so mage-heavy but i imagine she gets a little more in the way of plant magic as the story goes on?? my ideal use for this would be protecting the party with a big dome of tree roots

Magical☆Gurll
also Fire Bad

big woop
"You're way too loud to actually be dying," Oudra says, helpfully.

Echo
I think Walker switches from "tank with some magic" to "mage with some tank skills" after being uncursed.

Echo
Like, without the curse keeping her body Eternal And Unchanged she's much more of a squishy wizard, but she's learned a lot about fighting in the meantime and channeling her seething personal anger into hitting people.

Echo
So periodically enemies get up close to her and get the fun surprise of the soft spellcaster beating them unconscious with her staff.

Hard boiled egg
It basically is Zeetha's backstory yeah...........

Echo
I mean, if it works.

Magical☆Gurll
LMFAO HER BEATING ENEMIES UNCONSCIOUS WITH HER STAFF IS SO GOOD

Echo
"I CAST POWER WORD FUCK YOU"

Echo
"That's two words-" "IT'S ONE WORD IF I SAY IT IS."

big woop
"It's one word in most infernal dialects, if that helps?"

Magical☆Gurll
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE WE'RE IN PUBLIC"

Echo
"You know, that's actually linguistically fascinating- I SEE YOU BACK THERE, GHOUL, DIE- and I would be very interested in comparing notes on the subject- YOU KNOW THESE WORDS ALREADY, KABIBE, FUCKING COPE- once we've finished this little distraction."

Magical☆Gurll
JF;LHDFGHJF

Magical☆Gurll
FUCKING COPE

Hard boiled egg
"We really need to work on your cursing, Walker"
"Why? I can curse fine already."

Magical☆Gurll
JKL;DFGHSDFHGHKFG

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S THEM

Magical☆Gurll
WHAT IF PEOPLE SEE HER HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO SWEAR AND THEY THINK SHE'S A DELINQUENT!!!!!

Hard boiled egg
Talfa's big "gag" as it were

Echo
sdfgh, perfect. Yes, she knows she needs to work on curses, being cursed is her whole problem. ("Fucking cope" is basically Walker's life motto, at this point.)

Hard boiled egg
Is that if he were human he would just be a super big tough and cool guy with a kind of tragic story

big woop
Consider: Oudra starts swearing in diabolic so Kabibe won't yell at her about it. This does not actually accomplish anything because 90% of the language sounds rude anyway.

Hard boiled egg
Like he's Guts from Berserk

Hard boiled egg
But at 3'6"

Echo
Pfft, amazing.

Hard boiled egg
And he has trouble getting people to take him seriously because they think he's cute

Echo
He's six full feet of brooding protagonist compressed down into half the size.

Magical☆Gurll
i love it so much

Hard boiled egg
can't grow a beard to save his life

Hard boiled egg
naturally rose cheeks

Hard boiled egg
rosy

Echo
...Eric. What if: Talfa stole the ship that the pirates who kidnapped him were using. Because hey, fuck it, that's his now.

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe putting flower crowns on him becomes a big problem

Echo
So the party's base of operations is a boat.

Magical☆Gurll
FINDEFRS KEEPERS

Magical☆Gurll
finders, too

Hard boiled egg
I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT on board

Hard boiled egg
with both of these

Echo
Once the spellcasters get into the higher levels, the probably start enchanting the boat to be able to do shit like fly.

Echo
So they can just sail everywhere.

Magical☆Gurll
PARTY BOAT PARTY BOAT PARTY BOAT!!!

Hard boiled egg
He rips the first flower crown off in annoyance but then Kabibe looks so crestfallen that he can't bring himself to do it ever again no matter what she does

Magical☆Gurll
OH NOOOOOO

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S SO WHOLESOME

Hard boiled egg
We are the most wholesome party

Echo
Maybe they can compromise by pinning a single flower to his lapel or something, like a dashing corsage.

Hard boiled egg
People DO generally start to take him a bit more seriously once he scales an orc and breaks its nose with his forehead

Echo
Get that classy gentleman look.

Echo
Also, nice.

Hard boiled egg
He's got, like

Hard boiled egg
JUST a tad of Attack on Titan 3DM gear moves

Hard boiled egg
swinging around on ropes to get at hard to reach weak points

Magical☆Gurll
he rips it off and she is SO HURT but she's like NO IT'S FINE...I WAS BEING CHILDISH......IT'S OKAY.......... so he's gotta like pick up a shed flower off the ground and suffer the indignity of putting it on his damn self so she can decide putting flowers on him is acceptable again

Magical☆Gurll
THAT WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT AOT SO GOOD

Hard boiled egg
RIGHT?

Hard boiled egg
THE FIGHT SCENES WERE SO GODDAMN COOL IT'S A SHAME ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE

Echo
I mean, what are OCs for if not swiping the cool shit that actual series didn't use to full potential.

Echo
Also, upon reflection, the reason Walker isn't using her real name is probably in order to avoid being tracked down by the wizard college people who think she's a demon or something.

Echo
'Sleepwalker' isn't exactly a very subtle alias, but she's not a very subtle person.

Magical☆Gurll
anyway kabibe probably is not too big a fan of open bodies of water but she'll endure it...for you all...... she is a kniGHT SHE CAN'T BE AFRAID OF THE SEA SHE IS PERMITTED NO COWARDICE!!!!

Hard boiled egg
"You know you don't have to wear your armor all the time

Hard boiled egg
"

Echo
Hopefully once the Party Boat upgrades to flying status, sailing over land will be a little less stressful for her.

Hard boiled egg
"BUT KNIGHT"

Magical☆Gurll
I MEAN, YEAH

Magical☆Gurll
SHE EARNED THIS ARMOR SHE CAN'T JUST NOT WEAR IT

Magical☆Gurll
it's less, like, The Sea itself so much as it is being so far away from land and therefore foliage

Hard boiled egg
Also you can't swim in plate mail

Magical☆Gurll
but my girl has no idea she's a dryad so she's constantly out here like like what kind of knight is aquaphobic who do i think i am

Hard boiled egg
unless you install SECRET EMERGENCY BOYANCY BUOYS

Magical☆Gurll
also doesn't help

Echo
...Would putting some potted plants on the boat make her more comfortable.

Hard boiled egg
Also I think Talfa's upgrade from "Wanderer" to "Pirate Captain" means that he needs a good hat

Echo
Oh, heck yes.

Magical☆Gurll
a little...... i think she's always going to be lowkey uncomfortable about being so far off from any kind of woods but having plants is better than not having plants

Magical☆Gurll
BUT SHE'LL ENDURE SAILING!! FOR HER FRIENDS!!!!

Echo
Consider: Talfa and Kabibe work out the flower situation by sticking a single rose dashingly through the band of his hat, instead of a feather.

big woop
Also I figure that at some suitably dramatic point Oudra psychs herself up to go ask Ashweird for some further boon to help with some quest - probably without telling Kabibe, because knightgirl would flip her shit

Hard boiled egg
Every time they reach land Kabibe jumps off the edge of the ship as soon as they're in shallows and just sort of hugs the ground

Hard boiled egg
sometimes she misjudges how deep it is and has to hold her breath while scrambling to shallow enough water

Echo
Oh jeez. One of the spellcasters has to fish her out with Mage Hand.

big woop
And she's ready to, like, bargain at some terrible price and the shit millennial fiend is like "sure, just watch my hellhound while I'm visiting my parents this weekend?"

Hard boiled egg
so then we have a hellhound for a weekend

Echo
Pfft. Ashweird is a disaster and I respect that.

Hard boiled egg
Keep in mind Talfa isn't a sailor he grew up in the jungle

Echo
The hellhound has a rough start, but by the end of the weekend they've proven themselves surprisingly mighty, and have earned a bond of mutual respect with the party.

Echo
Also, look.

Hard boiled egg
he's been learning sailing and navigating as he goes

Echo
Fake it 'til you make it.

Echo
...oh shit, what if Talfa does some stuff with the boat's rigging that allows him to combine it with his usual rope setup and do even crazier acrobat tricks while onboard.

Echo
This is his home turf now, don't mess with him here.

Hard boiled egg
yes I was thinking that

Echo
...Eric.

Echo
Final form: boat mecha.

Echo
Who's the short one now.

Hard boiled egg
Are we going that goofy?

Hard boiled egg
Like, flying boat sure that's a logical progression for D&D parties but transforming mecha boat?

Hard boiled egg
He's not very sensitive about his height anyways. Bigger opponent just means there's more of them to stab

Magical☆Gurll
OK I HAD TO MAKE A PHONE CALL BUT

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe spends a very long time trying so hard to be Dignified but once like they're all buddy buddy and she's figured out the dryad situation they definitely have to fuckin fish her out of the water at least once

Magical☆Gurll
because she gets overeager to go put her face in dirt

Magical☆Gurll
100%

Hard boiled egg
(So have Princess Zeetha of Skifander, half Constable Buggy Swires)

Magical☆Gurll
ALSO ABSOLUTELY DO NOT TELL KABIBE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE DEALS WITH A FIEND!!! JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW

Echo
 Fair.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
OK IM CAUGHT UP

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so okay onyx is, as mentioned, essentially a magical roomba who gained self-awareness so she has a very strong moral compass and sense of right and wrong, and unfortunately a much less strong sense of how people are meant to act.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so now i'm just imagining all of this like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
uses her magic to sprout a flower out of her hair

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
"what are you doing" "sorry i thought this was how people expressed happiness?"

Magical☆Gurll
FKML;SDFGH

Magical☆Gurll
BABY!!!!

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe like no that just kind of happens..........

Echo
Oh no, she's so cute.

天司長
telfa twisting their limbs into flowers for kabibe because it takes a lot of concentration to be solid enough to carry things like potted plants as gifts and they can only really muster it up for sewing

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh no

Hard boiled egg
Tafla teaches everyone all the halfling swears

Magical☆Gurll
OHHHH NOOOOOOOOO

Echo
What if they embroider some flowers onto their cloak?

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S SO PURE

天司長
YES

Echo
Also, thank you Talfa.

Magical☆Gurll
ALSO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!! IT STILL COUNTS IF YOU'RE SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE STOP IT

Magical☆Gurll
WE'RE IN PUBLIC

Echo
Walker needs more methods of expressing her rage, one language is not enough.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i like how the flower bit seems to becoming the central like, theme of the party

Hard boiled egg
Who cares it's not like those [CENSORED] know what I'm saying

天司長
"why is telfa so adamant they're EVIL spirits when they're so nice?" [something pisses telfa off and they go on an indiscriminate rampage until their feelings stop being bad] "oh that's why"

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
telfa please

Echo
Walker just like "mood".

Echo
She's a barbarian, berserker rages are a class feature for her, she's not getting the problem.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx watches telfa do this, quietly just

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
grabs onto the cloak

Echo
Well, okay, no the "indiscriminate" part is a problem, that's fair.

Echo
But that just means they need better focus.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
YOU CAN GO ON YOUR RAMPAGE BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT WHILE ONYX IS HOLDING ONTO YOUR CLOAK AND MAKING SAD FACES

Echo
I've decided on Cyria (pronounced like keer-ee-uh, keer rhymes with hear) Skyveil as Walker's real name. Post-clearing her name and working her shit out curse-wise, she changes it officially to Cyria Sleepwalker.

Echo
The crowning moment of a lifetime of "I will take whatever shit you hurt me with and turn it into something to bash your skull in with".

Echo
(The party still calls her Walker.)

Magical☆Gurll
im cryin about flower embroidery though. THIS ONE IMPORTANT THING THAT'S SO SO PRECIOUS TO TELFA AND THEY'RE WILLING TO STITCH INTO IT LIKE THAT BC IT MAKES THIS STUPID CHILD HAPPY

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
guys

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
courtney especially

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but guys

Magical☆Gurll
ALSO ECHO THAT'S SO STRONG

Magical☆Gurll
also im so glad we're running with flowers...... LIKE I SAID THE GANG'S GONNA GO INTO THESE BATTLES JUST, SO SHORT AND LOOKING LIKE A DAMN BOUQUET

Echo
...consider: the party eventually graduates to everyone having their own specific, symbolic flower.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
what if the party names the ship 'Sunflower' in order to try to make kabibe more comfortable with it

Magical☆Gurll
OH THAT'S WHOLESOME

Echo
Aww, that's so cute.

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe is always growing flowers out of her hair and they just kind of drop and shed but everyone gets their Designated Flower and she has one of each on her at all times

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh NO

Echo
I love it.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
okay, so

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i established at the start that onyx has a bunch of names

Magical☆Gurll
anyway telfa is cute and good and there is this tragic hurdle of kabibe "JUSTICE THE LAW ETC" lastname having this BIG PROBLEM about EVIL SPIRITS!!! but calming tf down and being willing to drop the black/white morality thing is going to be her big thing i think, so

Magical☆Gurll
frembs.

Magical☆Gurll
im still so soft over flower stitching

Magical☆Gurll
also i've decided i want kabibe to get to swear exactly once

Hard boiled egg
Okay brace yourself:

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she actually started out as having no name! she was Maid Unit #whatever because who even cares about naming all your alchemic roombas?

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so every faction who is after her gave her a different name

Echo
Also, please consider: in deference to the name, the Sunflower's front has a figurehead with a floral theme. In deference to Captain Talfa being a tough and mighty warrior, it's some kind of buff plant elemental with a sunflower for a head, striking a cool pose.

Hard boiled egg
Talfa finally finds his homeland only to find that it was destroyed while he was gone, but he's okay because the Sunflower is his home now

Magical☆Gurll
OH NOOOOOOOO

Echo
Oh. Oh noooooooo.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
OH NO

Echo
oh nooooooo

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh nooooo

Magical☆Gurll
CLUTCHES MY CHEST AND COLLAPSES TO MY KNEES

Hard boiled egg
fambly

Echo
Maybe the pirates weren't. Actually pirates. They were privateers, the first sneaky raiding scouts meant to begin an invasion by a nearby hostile country.

Magical☆Gurll
F MA LY LMYBY!!!!!

Magical☆Gurll
IM CRY

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
okay, so. names. Onyx is the name she chose herself because it's a gemstone with protective properties, to save others. Princess Rubedo Thrice-Great is the name given to her by the people who think she's the evil overlord's heir because she stabbed him.

Magical☆Gurll
this is especially strong if we get this info from the forest guardian imo if only because the forest guardian is the reason for kabibe is the reason for the specific name sunflower and sunfLOWER IS HOME

big woop
Kabibe is too precious. Onyx and Telfa are also too precious. Y'all are seriously messing with Oudra's ability to brood.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but the evil people who were there for the evil overlord and his willing minions and all call her Nightshade, because it's a poison and it's terrible

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so now i'm just imagining

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
what if her signature flower is in fact a Nightshade flower

Magical☆Gurll
NOT GONNA STOP KABIBE FROM WEARING ONE ALWAYS

Echo
Hannah... D:

Echo
Also, Kabibe please don't poison yourself.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
NO NOT SAD IT'S A PERSONAL EMPOWERMENT THING LIKE

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
don't eat the nightshade

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
it's fine

Echo
Okay fair, but also seriously please don't accidentally poison yourself.

Magical☆Gurll
anyway on the note of Let Kabibe Say Fuck i think i want her to like. have to take some aggro off of someone who is absolutely about to get their shit kicked in and die if they don't get pulled out of there like NOW and no attempts to get in there have been working

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she'll protest at first that she's not nightshade she's not poison she just wanted to help people

Magical☆Gurll
and on the other side of the battlefield kabibe takes a deep breath

Magical☆Gurll
puffs herself up real big

Magical☆Gurll
and yells HEY

Magical☆Gurll
FUCK YOU

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but eventually she'll embrace it because you know what? she did in fact shank a dude in his sleep. she'll take being nightshade.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she'll take it as her theme if not her name.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
"NIGHTSHADE, A POISON WITCH WHO ATTACKS PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP" meanwhile, onyx throwing fireballs and making very big flash magic attacks because she's the blue mage

Echo
Amazing.

Echo
Kabibe's big triumph: using the f-word for justice.

Magical☆Gurll
the rest of the party out here like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH" despite the very active and real mortal danger happening right this second

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
the rest of the party like

Echo
Walker is trying to pretend she's not super proud right now, and is doing very badly.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
telfa dims the area around them all. onyx makes a spotlight on kabibe for it. walker has gathered up all these flowers to make petals in the background.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
just gotta maximize the effect of baby's first f-bomb.

Magical☆Gurll
jfL;DHGFL;HDGF

Magical☆Gurll
there isn't enough coordination she'd chicken out

Hard boiled egg
The entire party is just

Magical☆Gurll
she looks at the situation and she's like i'm not going to like this

Hard boiled egg
that one comic

Magical☆Gurll
but i know what must be done

Hard boiled egg
about saying fuck

Echo
Walker makes Emergency Glitter by using her ice magic to summon up some tiny sparkly ice crystals.

Magical☆Gurll


Hard boiled egg
yeah that one

Magical☆Gurll
GOD. THEY SPEND SO LONG MAKING FUN OF HER FOR TELLING THEM NOT TO SWEAR

Magical☆Gurll
AND THEN SHE SAYS FUCK AND IT'S JUST

Magical☆Gurll


Hard boiled egg
Talfa is so proud

Magical☆Gurll
she gets ONE fuck the ENTIRE goddamn canon and everyone makes such a fucking SITUATION out of it when the battle is done and she's like NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Magical☆Gurll
NO NO STOP YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE

Magical☆Gurll
KNIGHTS DON'T SAY THE F-WORD!!!!!

Magical☆Gurll
NOOOOOOOOO

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx honestly never swears because she tends to use as few words as possible

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so now im just imagining after this event

Quinn
I'm sad that I didn't get an idea for this until just now

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
one day, there is just one very small "fuck"

big woop
Once the battle is over they erect a small commemorative plaque: "On this spot on [date] Dame Kabibe Said Fuck"

Magical☆Gurll
,MFLDS'F;LJDFGJ

Echo
Immortalize the moment forever.

Echo
Also, that's what guest star party members are for, Quinn. : D

Magical☆Gurll
just this desperate wail of "NOOOOOOOO" while she reaches over whoever is responsible for restraining her's shoulder towards the plaque in progress

Magical☆Gurll
"look it's FINE i've got your title that's the important part isn't it???" "THAT'S ALMOST WOOOOOORSE"

Echo
"Does it help if we add 'for justice'."

Magical☆Gurll
sniff sniff

Magical☆Gurll
"a little."

Hard boiled egg
"On this spot on [date] Dame Kabibe Said Fuck For Justice"

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
... god

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
now all i can think is

Echo
Let future generations wonder how one says 'fuck' for justice. We know.

Hard boiled egg
"So do you?"
"Do I what?"
"Fuck for justice"
"KSGHDKUSGFSDKNONONONO!"

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i have this old knight oc and i made her journal name field "TITS OUT FOR JUSTICE"

Echo
Amazing.

Magical☆Gurll
JMKFL;DFG NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Echo
Also, I feel like Walker prevents that particular misreading by adding a fortuitous comma.

Hard boiled egg
also we just broke 500 comments

Echo
On this spot on [date], Dame Kabibe said 'fuck', for justice.

big woop
Oudra solemnly pats Kabibe on the shoulder "Our little girl, all grown up"

Echo
Putting that fancy wizard education for good use with punctuation.

Echo
Also, I'm somehow not surprised.

Echo
We all get like this about OCs.

Magical☆Gurll
a suitable distraction from the terror of one of them almost dying: making fun of kabibe for saying fuck

Quinn
can I throw in a hypothetical extra member if I promise I came up with the concept before reading the plurk

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
go for it

Hard boiled egg
hit us

Quinn
I don't have a name yet but

Quinn
> Ghost who's bound to a magic item in the party's possession

Quinn
> Died as a precocious youngster, then spent like 200 years at the bottom of an abandoned dungeon somewhere

Quinn
> Desperate for anything that keeps the Boredom Madness at bay but like, not in an umineko witches kind of way

Quinn
> Can't move more than a fixed distance away from the vessel object

Quinn
> Prone to sudden mood swings, partially due to extreme isolation trauma and partially due to being an at least somewhat vengeful spirit

天司長
vengeful spirit buddies

Quinn
in this case just one though

Hard boiled egg
Alternating between vengeful spirit, talkative prankster, and ingratiatingly helpful oh god please don't abandon me somewhere I will be useful

Magical☆Gurll
what's the magic item and who's responsible for carrying it everywhere because that is STRONG

Quinn
I imagine her sulking by just. Sitting, arms crossed, on the ground behind the party and being dragged forward by the movement radius limit

Quinn
things I need to sort out: What Courtney just said, name, how she died

Magical☆Gurll
(real quick before i forget kabibe's last name is daphnaia after daphne, the greek nymph who turned into a tree as a means to keep herself safe)

Magical☆Gurll
(i am DECIDING THAT NOW)

Echo
Consider: ghost girl can interact directly with Walker while she's astral projected out and puppeting her body, because they're technically both spirits in that state.

Quinn
Hobbies include reading books over other people's shoulders because she CAN interact with the physical world but it's limited and consumes ghost energy

Echo
This may or may not have resulted in a deeply embarrassing ghost slapfight.

Quinn
I've wanted to do a ghost girl OC for a while

big woop
I'll put it out there that Oudra would absolutely be the type to be carrying around a haunted object

big woop
That's the kind of questionable life choice she makes on the reg

Echo
What if: it's some random thing no one needs at the moment, like a plush toy, and they're about to pass by the miscellaneous junk stall selling it when Walker casually mentions that it's haunted.

Echo
And Oudra immediately goes "DIBS".

Quinn
lesse, nameswise we have Oudra, Walker, Kabibe, Talfa, Telfa...

Quinn
I've narrowed it down to Ivy, Leigh, or Maida

Quinn
Ivy or Maida

Quinn
Ivy

Quinn
done

Quinn
Ivy the ghost girl

Echo
Ivy is pretty funny with the party's floral theme.

Magical☆Gurll
slams hands down on the table!!! MORE PLANTS

Magical☆Gurll
im still so soft over the gang running with the floral theme

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx will absolutely carry the ghost artifact around

Quinn
Ivy's vessel needs to be something that was Lost until the party found it

Echo
I suggest adorable plush doll.

Quinn
because a lot of her deal involves having been alone for a long ass time and being kind of unstable about it

Quinn
LIVE FROM THE NEW OC CAST WE HAVE A HAUNTED DOLL WATCH

Echo
Just for the hilarious incongruity of a bunch of adventurers carrying around a cute stuffed toy.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also i don't know how it's pronounced but in my head kabibe sounds like flabebe the Pokemon bc tiny cute thing with large flower

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe is definitely SUPER DISTRESSED over the dryad thing as it first comes up because, like, she had no IDEA, she is some kind of DIVINE GUARDIAN, does her BROTHER KNOW ABOUT THIS WHERE IS HER BROTHER IS THIS WHY HE FLED TO THE WOODS, SHE'S A WEIRD MONSTER TREE PERSON OF AN ANCIENT LINEAGE WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS

Magical☆Gurll
but then the party is so eager to braid her flowers in their hair and wear chains of them and pin them on themselves and name their ship and home after them and. nothing could be more reassuring

big woop
Oudra and Onyx can take turns carrying the doll

Echo
Awww, Kabibe...

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
Courtney you realize

Quinn
Ivy gets huffy during flower braiding time because her hair is spectral and doesn't retain flowers

Quinn
just stuck in what she was wearing when she died

Echo
Also: at least once while still cursed Walker has to carry Ivy's doll, and the combination of her perma-pajamas and the stuffed toy clutched in her arms is hilarious and adorble.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
if she has that breakdown onyx is just going to hold her hands and say the most words at once she has ever said to say your origins and what you were meant to be don't matter

Echo
She looks like she's ready to snuggle down in her bed and instead she's stomping angrily through a dungeon.

Echo
Onyx Nightshade is a good girl and I support her.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
and kabibe is a knight, a true knight, and that is what matters

Quinn
Other Ivy quirks include talking too much because she doesn't require sleep and also is desperate for human interaction

天司長
well...telfa isn't human but they don't need to sleep either, so they can talk to ivy (quietly) while everyone else is sleeping

Quinn
friends,

Echo
...please consider: Ivy and Walker end up being friends at first because they're able to easily interact with each other due to their respective spiritual states, which they can't normally do. Then, after her curse is broken, Ivy's worried that Walker won't bother talking to her anymore.

Echo
The next day Walker lets slip that she's been deliberately studying necromancy spells that let you talk to ghosts.

Echo
Just to be safe.

Quinn
aww

Quinn
OK I should sort out levels of existence for ivy

Quinn
I think she has, like, a limited but replenishing supply of ghost energy from the doll

Quinn
and can use it to do things like

Quinn
be seen, be heard, interact with physical objects

Quinn
or burn it hard to do Ghost Magic

Quinn
magically attuned types like spirits or demons can see/hear her even in her full spectral state, as can human mage types with training

Quinn
so she could braid flowers into her hair, but once her juice ran out they fall out

Echo
That makes sense.

Echo
(They could do something like they did for Telfa, and stick a little cloth flower onto her doll. It's not the same, but...)

big woop
Oudra takes a few days to figure out the trick of seeing Ivy, which frustrates her to no end. Like, in the meantime she can summon a lesser demon as an interpreter but that's not enough

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx can see ivy from the start and doesn't realize others can't probably

big woop
Ok consider: Oudra figures out how to ritually destroy flowers in a way that leaves a ghostly imprint that Ivy can interact with without burning ghost juice

Quinn
GHOST FLOWER

big woop
They still fade after a while but not really any faster than material flowers wilt

Echo
Perfect.

Echo
I feel like it involves burning them, as sort of an offering to the dead.

Hard boiled egg
Talfa is the last person able to see Ivy

Hard boiled egg
And is CONVINCED the party is fucking with him for a while

Magical☆Gurll
LMFJDKSHF

Magical☆Gurll
THAT'S SO GOOD

Quinn
what if each of the above ghost skills - becoming visible, becoming audible, interacting with objects -

Quinn
are like. things she has to learn separately

Echo
Seems reasonable.

Quinn
so there's a whole period where she has to play ghost charades

big woop
Yeah, burning them makes sense, Oudra uses quite a bit of fire in her magic anyway

Echo
Walker probably accidentally teaches Ivy a couple rude gestures in the charades period.

Echo
Also, I think it's cool that we have Walker using ice and Oudra using fire a lot. It's a fun contrast.

Quinn
gestures have changed in the last 200 years

Magical☆Gurll
ok ok i had to wake t the train station let's catch up

Magical☆Gurll
anyway i don't know that kabibe would have that breakdown all at once or just like that but that's THE SHAPE OF IT, ANYWAY

Magical☆Gurll
also nowhere will give me the same pronunciation twice and none of those pronunciations are in the name's actual language of origin so i guess you pronounce kabibe however you want

Magical☆Gurll
listen to what your heart says

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
MY HEART SAYS SHE'S A FLABEBE

Hard boiled egg
"kah-beeb"

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but also onyx is just gonna like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
mimic other people, a lot, since that's she interacts with people? she's a blue mage

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so she's mimicking magic

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but also gestures and words

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
like, trying to piece together an identity for herself by mimicking others

Magical☆Gurll
kah-beeb is how i was saying it in my head

Magical☆Gurll
kah-bye-b is popular and there is the occasional flabébé rhyme

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also i wanna say

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx's internal structure is A Bit Weird

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
externally she seems human, if like... frail, thin, waif-y

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but that's because her organs are like, vestigial and half-stone, and her nervous system has clusters of Philosopher's Stone throughout

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
which is how she's a magical powerhouse

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
honestly when she bleeds it may be like, the wrong shade of red, because it's Philosopher's Stone and blood mixed

Magical☆Gurll
...when kabibe starts just fucking bleeding tree sap is onyx just like OOOHHH SAME HAT

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
YES

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx is really, really bad at like. emoting? her face just doesn't move right because she was never meant to have emotions in general

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so she's just going to be like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
GRIPS KABIBE'S HANDS

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SAME HAT!!

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SO EXCITED with the exact same blank :| face as always

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe: im dying i am going to die here what's happening to me what do i do
onyx, this close to cutting her own finger open to show off her blood: SAME HAT!!!!!!

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she probably just expresses emotions by copying the rest of the party like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
sprouts flowers when happy. her clothes do the telfa cloak movements when she's mad. etc.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
ALSO THAT'S SO PURE YES

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe doesn't even flower sprout when she's happy it just HAPPENS so it's cute to have onyx out here seeing them and being like joy??? JOY!!!!!!

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
YES

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also i figure she's got like. gemstone themes? bc her name and like. she probably knows all about magical properties of gemstones so she'll just like. give people random gems that have good properties

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
you are sad, have a citrine

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she possibly just fucking makes gemstones out of nothing because philosopher's stone, i ain't gotta explain shit

big woop
This lady knight sparks joy.

Magical☆Gurll
LMFJSLSHF

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SHE DOES

Magical☆Gurll


ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she just. loves the party so much?

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she may end up buying a fake beard to try to get closer to oudra too

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she wants to be closer to everyone

Magical☆Gurll
also kabibe isn't scared of open bodies of water necessarily but like thinks she is because she doesn't know how else to interpret the instinct to get back on dry land where she can put roots down because she doesn't know she has roots??? and really water isn't the problem. fire is a problem

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
bc all she truly understands about herself is that she wants to do good, and she wants to help people, and she loves people?

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe SHOULD be afraid of fire

Magical☆Gurll
she is not.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
courtney do you think that at like. whatever climactic battle there is.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
do you think the Sunflower flies into battle

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
and just fucking. bursts into bloom as it does.

big woop
Onyx that's cute

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
THE SHIP'S MADE OUT OF WOOD, WOOD'S PLANTS, THERE'S FLOWERS ALL OVER IT NOW

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx is very cute

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she loves everyone and wants to help and that's why she once knifed a dude in his sleep

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE ONYX'S OVERLORD THAT SHE SHANKED CAN TIE INTO A FEW OTHER BACKSTORIES

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
telfa's creator, what the fuck happened to ivy, etc

Echo
Speaking of backstories, I've decided that the asshole rival mage student who cursed Walker to steal her apprenticeship is named Kevan Redhoard.

Echo
Kevan's a dick.

big woop
Oudra kind of gradually moves from "I cast fireball at the gazebo" to focusing more on like... magical research/investigation stuff as she gets better at compensating for Reading Is Hard, I think

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
KEVIN PUNT REDHOARD DESERVES JAIL TIME

Magical☆Gurll
KFJFJSJFFJFJH

big woop
Partly because that's where her actual interests have always been and partly because she can tell the fire freaks Kabibe out

Echo
I DON'T KNOW THIS MEME BUT YES.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
...... someone make echo watch the perfect pokerap

Echo
I watched parts of it. It was just... very long.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
that's fair.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also onyx is gonna fight him.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
please just imagine after a while

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx meets people who are antagonists to the cast and she's just like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
(9o_o)9

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
instantly puts up her dukes

Echo
Excellent.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
"onyx you can't fight you'd break your wrist if you tried to punch someone?" "(9o_o)9"

Hard boiled egg
/(9o_o)9 intensifies

Quinn
"can you kill a gemstone so I can have a ghost citrine"

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
eventually someone convinces her not to put up her dukes

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she pulls out her knife instead

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
everyone agrees to let her go back to fists

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
"onyx what do you have there" "A KNIFE" "NO!"

Hard boiled egg
Onyx: /puts up her dukes
Talfa: "What are you doing!?"

Hard boiled egg
"You'll break your thumb it you throw a punch like that"

Echo
I love imagining this from Kevan's perspective because it's like... you're a squishy wizard, you cursed this woman into eternal slumber and you assume she's out of the way, and instead she just gets so mad that she drags herself out of her own body, starts puppetting it around, and comes back with like nine weirdos to personally fistfight you.

Hard boiled egg
"Here let me show you how to-" etc etc

Echo
He was expecting, like... some kind of magical revenge, at worst? But no, she's just here to beat his face in.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
the most fun part is

Magical☆Gurll
belatedly fire SHOULD freak her out but it doesn't because she's too focused on Justice to do most self preservation

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx will make it very clear that. she is a blue mage. she has seen the magic on walker's body, and that her spirit uses to puppet it around.

Magical☆Gurll
like nine really short weirdos

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she absolutely could just turn that magic on kevan.

Magical☆Gurll
that you're towering over

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
put him in the sleeping beauty curse.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but instead she has a knife.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
and the knife has solved a great many of her problems so far.

Echo
He's gonna get shanked in the kneecaps.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she's a good person with a strong sense of morality and justice and right and wrong.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she also has an understanding of sometimes, you gotta shank a dude for world peace.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
justice for terry the tangela, she whispers as she stabs him.

Echo
(I think Kevan is, like, a rich boy trust fund student, whereas Walker was a scholarship student from a poor family, so that probably added to him being pissed off about her outdoing him.)

Echo
asdfg

Echo
HANNAH.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also as an alchemical construct and glorified roomba

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
onyx's body is technically genderless but she identifies strongly as female anyway and may be trying to research some magics to help with the body situation

Echo
That's legit.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so that's probably a good way to get closer to like

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
the entire magic side of things

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
HONESTLY DO WE JUST HAVE TALFA AND KABIBE AS OUR ONLY PHYS FIGHTERS AND EVERYONE ELSE IS MAGES

Magical☆Gurll
I THINK SO

Echo
Some of Walker's stuff might help her, since her research on the curse is naturally going to involve how it interacts with her body.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
okay but.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
courtney.

Magical☆Gurll
and then it's speed fighter + high def tank fighter

Echo
LIKE I SAID, WALKER IS VERY MUCH A PHYSICAL FIGHTER UNTIL HER CURSE IS BROKEN.

Echo
Like, she also has spells, but she's mainly a tank.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
consider that onyx is technically apparently a princess of evil overlord's hell country now.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
princess/knight dynamic

Echo
A tank who will sometimes ice blast you in the face.

Hard boiled egg
oh good I was worried Hannah had forgotten her oath to not have any cis characters this year

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
NEVER

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
just this time she's not dmab she's just sort of

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
fun trivia: alchemy views hermaphroditism as the 'perfect being' because it's a fusion and balance of opposites

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
unfortunately onyx was kind of a failed experiment

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so instead of 'both' she got 'neither'

big woop
dnac (designated neither at creation)

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
yes.

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
designated maid. her purpose was 'clean up this goddamn castle so i can brood evilly'.

Hard boiled egg
doesn't need gender for that

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
exactly

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
(her planned purpose was 'superweapon' and that's why she's, you know, a ridiculous alchemical magical powerhouse with blue mage abilities. unfortunately, after that didn't pan out, she was recycled into maid work.)

Magical☆Gurll
princess/knight!!! SHE PROTECC

big woop
Also I love that we've kind of sidestepped the "paladin doesn't realize all their party members are reprobates" trope

Magical☆Gurll
SHE'S AWARE BUT SHE WISHES SHE WEREN'T!!!

Magical☆Gurll
kabibe's first big arc before she moves into dryad shit though is definitely about cooling her heels some and seeing things less black & white

Magical☆Gurll
JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW

big woop
Most of the party is openly varying degrees of shady and win Kabibe over by letting her put flowers on them

Magical☆Gurll
LMAO GOD

big woop
Real talk with her whole "deal with a fiend" thing Oudra is probably one of the most legitimately shady ones, she just. Has managed to keep her situation on the DL enough that she's not actively being sought by any authorities.

Magical☆Gurll
anyway now that i'm at a computer: i think probably the gang has to win kabibe over before she is willing to put flowers on them because DIGNITY and she is a MATURE KNIGHT who will only let herself be soft and childish and vulnerable around people who make her feel safe enough that she feel like she can be those things without them thinking less of her

Magical☆Gurll
but that's an earlygame problem for people with a plot

Magical☆Gurll
also i brought this up in duo's plurk but i want it ON RECORD that duo decided tefla COULD BE HUGGED if you hugged the cloak so givE ME FRIENDSHIP COOLDOWN HUGS FOR AN ENRAGED EVIL SPIRIT HAVING BAD FEELINGS AND DOING DESTRUCTION OVER IT OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
BE GAY DO CRIMES KABIBE

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
I'M STREAMING SO MORE WORDS LATER BUT

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
ONYX WILL GIVE EVERYONE HUGS

Magical☆Gurll
GO STREAM

Magical☆Gurll
NO CRIMES!!!! THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW THE LAW

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
BE GAY DO CRIMES LET THE HOMUNCULUS LOVE YOU

ꜰᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
IM GONNA PLURK ONYX'S SHIT AND ALSO CATCH UP ON EVERYONE ELSE AFTER STREAM SO ALL OF Y'ALL LINK ME YOUR PLURKS FOR CHARACTER BUILDING AND LET ME ADD ANYONE I DON'T HAVE I THINK THERE'S ONE OF YOU

Magical☆Gurll
anyway my primary interest is playing in dollmakers like a child
https://images.plurk.com/1A1EOjTi9zsrWHJK3k7iDw.png

Hard boiled egg
oh my god she's adorable

Magical☆Gurll
we're going to have to use our imagination to make her armor a little bulkier but!!! A SHORT FROOFY YELLGIRL