NameIsJolly

Donut

May 14th, 2012
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  1. >You took your fluffy pony to the park today
  2. >You're a little paranoid
  3. >Recently, a fluffy pony that yours is friends with was impregnated at the park by a random alleyway fluffy
  4. >You know what that means
  5. >Another two days - pop!
  6. >You don't want that to happen to your fluffy
  7. >Hell, you're dreading explaining the other fluffy's disappearance to her
  8. >But, you can't just not let your fluffy play with any others
  9. >So fluffy pony is running around the park as usual
  10. >You start to chat it up on a bench with a buddy of yours who saw you from the coffee shop across the street
  11. >Everything's pretty loose
  12. >When, out of nowhere, fluffy pony comes up to you
  13. >"Daddy daddy!"
  14. "What?"
  15. >"Nee' nummies! Pwese?"
  16. "Hungry? Ugh, I'm sorry, girl, but I didn't pack any food or anything."
  17. >Your buddy chimes in, holding the last couple bites of a donut he got at the coffee shop
  18. >"Here, kiddo, have this."
  19. >"Yay! Dank'oo mista!" your fluffy howls as it grabs the food in its mouth and strides off
  20.  
  21. >You and your friend laugh
  22. >"You know, owning small animals is still gay, but, they are kinda cute."
  23. "Yeah."
  24. >Your fluffy pony is getting a little to close to the edge of the park...
  25. >She just ran through the street!
  26. >You run after her as fast as you can - which is actually totally fast enough
  27. >She dashes into an alley and makes a left turn
  28. >You follow her
  29. >There she is
  30. >With a STRAY FLUFFY!
  31. >OH HELL NO
  32. >YOU'RE NOT GONNA RAPE MY PET, YOU VERMIN
  33. >The wild animal can only make out a, "Mu-!" before your foot meets its side
  34. >The force of your kick rips open the fluffy pony's stomach, spritzing you and your pet with blood and stomach acid
  35. >The wild fluff's back leg flies away from the tendons and muscles still holding it steadily, and breaks free entirely, like something out of Happy Wheels
  36. >The foot is launched so high that it actually goes over the top of the roof of the building that walls this alley
  37. >The fluffy carcass falls to the ground, still alive, crying
  38. >Your fluffy pony is also crying
  39. >You turn to it
  40. "What were you doing!? You can't talk to strangers!!"
  41. >"*sob*, buh-, buh' fwuffy juss' hungie, *sobbing*-, fwuffy twy gif' huggies buh-, buh no heewwp, fwuh-, fwuffy juss' hewp hungie fwein'- *sobbing*"
  42. >Oh shit
  43. >Your fluffy was just taking the donut to a starving feral fluffy
  44. >Actually, he was solo, he was probably abandoned
  45. >You think on the events
  46. >Swoop up your fluffy
  47. >"D- DADDY! FWEIN' NEE' HUGGIES, NEE' HEWP OWIES!!" it cries
  48. >You get the fuck out of that alley
  49. >Fluffy pony forgets about it later that night
  50. >Never speak of it again
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