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- >You took your fluffy pony to the park today
- >You're a little paranoid
- >Recently, a fluffy pony that yours is friends with was impregnated at the park by a random alleyway fluffy
- >You know what that means
- >Another two days - pop!
- >You don't want that to happen to your fluffy
- >Hell, you're dreading explaining the other fluffy's disappearance to her
- >But, you can't just not let your fluffy play with any others
- >So fluffy pony is running around the park as usual
- >You start to chat it up on a bench with a buddy of yours who saw you from the coffee shop across the street
- >Everything's pretty loose
- >When, out of nowhere, fluffy pony comes up to you
- >"Daddy daddy!"
- "What?"
- >"Nee' nummies! Pwese?"
- "Hungry? Ugh, I'm sorry, girl, but I didn't pack any food or anything."
- >Your buddy chimes in, holding the last couple bites of a donut he got at the coffee shop
- >"Here, kiddo, have this."
- >"Yay! Dank'oo mista!" your fluffy howls as it grabs the food in its mouth and strides off
- >You and your friend laugh
- >"You know, owning small animals is still gay, but, they are kinda cute."
- "Yeah."
- >Your fluffy pony is getting a little to close to the edge of the park...
- >She just ran through the street!
- >You run after her as fast as you can - which is actually totally fast enough
- >She dashes into an alley and makes a left turn
- >You follow her
- >There she is
- >With a STRAY FLUFFY!
- >OH HELL NO
- >YOU'RE NOT GONNA RAPE MY PET, YOU VERMIN
- >The wild animal can only make out a, "Mu-!" before your foot meets its side
- >The force of your kick rips open the fluffy pony's stomach, spritzing you and your pet with blood and stomach acid
- >The wild fluff's back leg flies away from the tendons and muscles still holding it steadily, and breaks free entirely, like something out of Happy Wheels
- >The foot is launched so high that it actually goes over the top of the roof of the building that walls this alley
- >The fluffy carcass falls to the ground, still alive, crying
- >Your fluffy pony is also crying
- >You turn to it
- "What were you doing!? You can't talk to strangers!!"
- >"*sob*, buh-, buh' fwuffy juss' hungie, *sobbing*-, fwuffy twy gif' huggies buh-, buh no heewwp, fwuh-, fwuffy juss' hewp hungie fwein'- *sobbing*"
- >Oh shit
- >Your fluffy was just taking the donut to a starving feral fluffy
- >Actually, he was solo, he was probably abandoned
- >You think on the events
- >Swoop up your fluffy
- >"D- DADDY! FWEIN' NEE' HUGGIES, NEE' HEWP OWIES!!" it cries
- >You get the fuck out of that alley
- >Fluffy pony forgets about it later that night
- >Never speak of it again
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