Prepare to Die

Human or not, here I come, Prepare to Die,
I'll invade you, and take all your souls,
Human or not, here we come, Prepare to Die,
We'll invade you, and rape your buttholes

Now the Slayer's back, I am Nexus trapped,
Trying not to chat with crestfallen saps,
Archstones ain't hopeful maps, those who're whack will crack,
When they meet the phantoms that're black,
If I could rule this place, everyone would have a spear,
To be scraping these clowns, bringing durability down,
Getting infused with the new moon,
While I duel with some dumb kids, they're getting pissed,
Message hissyfits, killing streamers on their twitch,
With the rune sword from the prince that I threw off the bridge,
Fighting with these fags as they're trying to backstab,
Laughing off my ass 'cause they're using 2kat,
Swamp slow, red glow, I'm in too deep,
She runs at full speed and cleaves into my meat,
I can't see, somebody get the maiden,
Come back again, clash with them, only to be slain again

Human or not, here I come, Prepare to Die,
I'll invade you, and take all your souls,
Human or not, here we come, Prepare to Die,
We'll invade you, and rape your buttholes

Yo, I'll make your session grim like it's fandango,
When you roll, too slow! Now I'm taking your souls, ho,
You better know, whether human or hollow,
If the lag's bad then go renovate your potato,
We gangbang you like Ornstein and Smough,
I stay crystal clean like I'm Big Hat Log', whoa,
Get smoked, stay within the prism stones,
Or you're yellow, dark wood grain roll like a cyclone,
Pyro, blasting at you zygotes, babies,
You're crazy, if you think that you can maybe slay me,
And while you're imitating that bitch Seethe, I will be Kalameet,
So come and feel how the dragon breathes

Human or not, here I come, Prepare to Die,
I'll invade you, and take all your souls,
You can't run away,
Turn around and face me, git gud, just git gud,
Or you're gonna die, oh yeah,
And anywhere you go,
I'm coming for your souls so git gud, oh git gud,
Or eat my chaos Zwei, oh no

Prepare to Die, the darkwraith taking over,
The Knight of Thorns roller, praise to the solar,
Second bell toller, behind dart blowers,
Newbs getting bodied, you're so salty you smash controllers,
Air stab but hit and deal damage,
Google it and find a guide to be a total faggot,
Chosen Undead from the Firelink Shrine,
Asking, "Well, what is it?" Like a dad who is giant

Human or not, here I come, Prepare to Die,
I'll invade you, and take all your souls,
Human or not, here we come, Prepare to Die,
We'll invade you, and rape your buttholes