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Just your nose and
then we're done, Mr. frost.

2
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You butt-fucker!

3
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I'm a baby.

4
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Boys! It's dinner time.
Come inside please.

5
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Hey, mom.

6
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I know I said that
i would stay home
and pack tonight but...

7
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Yeah, of course
I'm wearing headphones.

8
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Anyway, yeah,
so surprise!

9
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I'm not home. Um...

10
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The lerners asked me
to babysit.

11
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What?

12
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Sneak off and see Ricky?

13
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Why would you, why would...

14
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Shit!

15
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Sorry.

16
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Ashley!

17
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Ashley, are you okay?

18
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Hi, mom, no, no, no,
everything's fine.

19
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It's just traffic.

20
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Mom, look, I gotta go.

21
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I love you.

22
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Yeah, yeah,
come here, come here.

23
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Come on, give me a challenge,
give me a challenge.

24
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Oh, that's right, you can't,
'cause I'm the best.

25
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Okay, here we go.

26
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Damn, I'm on a streak!

27
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"Want to put her in the mood?
Watch a horror movie.

28
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"When we're scared,
our brains pump out dopamine

29
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"the same chemical we release
when we're aroused."

30
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So fear
really makes girls wet?

31
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Told ya.
Bam!

32
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You believe everything
you read online.

33
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It's like with the paint cans.

34
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Oh, my god,
are we seriously back
to the paint can debate?

35
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I ended that last week.

36
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I was unconvinced.

37
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No, no, no, no, no,
we looked it up.

38
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That er doctor said
that the paint can

39
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would've smashed
the robber's face in.

40
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Just admit
you're wrong.

41
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Only reason
to read this stuff
is for the pictures.

42
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It's a plus. I know
what women want.

43
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Dude.

44
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What?

45
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She's, like, twice our age.

46
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I really don't think
it's gonna happen.

47
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Five years. Big deal.

48
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My parents
are five years apart.

49
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You don't get it.
Luke, Ashley's a ten.

50
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A solid ten.

51
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And you're like a fi...

52
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Never mind.
She likes me, I know it.

53
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It's tonight or never.

54
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Okay, go ahead.
But my brother gave me weed,

55
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so instead of trying to
bone your babysitter

56
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maybe we could just,
you know...

57
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Puff-puff?

58
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No, man,
I'm going through
with the plan.

59
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Don't mess it up
for me.

60
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I mean, Luke,
for both our sakes,

61
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I truly, sincerely hope
you get some ass...

62
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...sistance...

63
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Uh, with that
computer problem you got.

64
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Like, technical assistance.
Call, uh, geek squad.

65
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They're good.
Real smooth, Einstein.

66
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You smell great,
Mrs. lerner.

67
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Don't you have a curfew,
Garrett?

68
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Yeah,
but my mom said
i could stay in...

69
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Bed by 11:00, okay?

70
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I know.

71
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And don't forget
to brush your teeth.

72
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I will, mom.

73
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I left pizza money.
Okay!

74
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Robert.

75
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Robert, turn that shit off.

76
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It's giving me a migraine.

77
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Yes, uh, darling.

78
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My ornaments were
conspicuously missing
from the tree.

79
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We're not putting those
on the tree.

80
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Bell shoes,
or I'll chop your legs off
below the knees.

81
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Are you sure you've never
sucked another man's cock?

82
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Not even in college?

83
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Not some lost weekend?

84
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Fishing trip?

85
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Secret, special friend?

86
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Ever?

87
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Not that I can recall.

88
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Because, honestly,
Robert, this is so...

89
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Meterosexual?

90
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That's not even the word.

91
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It's Metro.
Metrosexual.

92
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I'm allowed
to like gay things.

93
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I need a drink.

94
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Oh, my god,
the fetus machine!

95
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I forgot
you still had this.

96
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What the fuck?
Dude! That is so creepy.

97
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I'm sorry. Please tell me you
don't still sleep with this.

98
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You totally do.
Shut up, dick.

99
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You so do.
Of course not.

100
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Hey, maybe it'll
put you in the mood
while you're, you know...

101
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She's here.

102
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Good lord,
you are breathtaking.

103
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Thank you.

104
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Nice sweater.

105
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Thanks, nice tie.
Thank you.

106
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So, uh,
you're leaving us.

107
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Deandra says
that you're moving.

108
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Yeah, in a couple of days,
to pittsburg.

109
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Did I give you permission?

110
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So thank you
for coming

111
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because you've
gotta be busy packing.

112
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Yeah, but I mean,
i couldn't leave
without saying goodbye.

113
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Wow! What
a nice thing to say.

114
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Mrs. lerner,
you look incredible.

115
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Well, thank you.
But I told you,
call me Deandra.

116
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"Mrs. lerner"
makes me sound fossilized.

117
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Robert!

118
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Oh, look
who decided to come
out of his room.

119
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Don't I remember something
about the trash
getting taken out?

120
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And don't
forget the shovel.

121
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Go on, Luke, and then
we can hang out.

122
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Yeah, come on,
you grab the garbage
and I'll get the recycling.

123
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I don't know about you, tiger,
but I'm gonna miss that girl.

124
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New carpets!

125
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Damn it, rob.

126
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Here we go.

127
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Okay, I want to
show you this.
Mmm-hmm.

128
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We're going to do things
a little bit differently.

129
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Lucas has been
sleepwalking again.

130
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Oh.

131
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No, crap!

132
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Oh, just a minute.

133
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Garrett, what are
you doing in here?

134
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Oh.

135
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Uh, do you have
any itch cream?

136
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My shoulder
really...
Top shelf.

137
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Honestly, that kid
is a bad influence.

138
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I want you to keep
an eye on him.

139
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Once he's brushed
and he's in bed,

140
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don't forget to give him
his sleeping pill, okay?

141
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Then you take
this pencil

142
00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,154
and you put it
on his door handle.

143
00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:03,755
See? Like that.

144
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,757
That way,
if he stays in, great.

145
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If he walks around,
we know.

146
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And what he doesn't know
can't hurt him.

147
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Honey,
it's time to go!

148
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All right.

149
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Okay, Ashley,
call us if you need
anything, all right?

150
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See ya. Good luck.

151
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Now, don't stay up
and watch scary movies, okay?

152
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It'll give you
nightmares again.

153
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Please don't do that.
You're embarrassing
the lad.

154
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Oh, Robert, that tie.

155
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I know, right!

156
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No, wrong.

157
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Please, please, please?
Thank you.

158
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Always be...

159
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Prepared.

160
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Please don't
embarrass me like last year.
Oh, I promise.

161
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Finally.

162
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So, what do you wanna do?

163
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Movie?
Actually,
i gotta make a call.

164
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So how about you hang out
and play video games
or something?

165
00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,157
This is just
happening so fast,
you know?

166
00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,127
I just need
some space tonight.

167
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Like, clear my head,
say goodbye to everything,
if that makes any sense.

168
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,036
Ricky, of course
i wanted to see you.

169
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I don't know.

170
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11:30.

171
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Well, if you want to break
a few dozen perv laws,

172
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,813
you could always ignore me
and come over anyway.

173
00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,181
Ricky, no,
that was a joke.

174
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,783
No, don't.

175
00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,185
Luke!
Luke!

176
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,587
What?
There's a spider.
Kill it.

177
00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,591
Just kill it.
Squish it!

178
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It didn't do
anything wrong.

179
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Ash!

180
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Ah.

181
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,604
Ashley!
Ashley, are you okay?

182
00:08:59,606 --> 00:08:59,604
What?

183
00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,843
I can handle myself
just fine, thank you.

184
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,778
The answer's still no.

185
00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:09,948
Go on.
You're free now.

186
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,584
There you go, big guy.

187
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,586
Ricky, I know.

188
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,188
Yes, I know I leave soon.

189
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,159
You know you're my guy.

190
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,727
Can't we hang out tomorrow?

191
00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,198
Okay.

192
00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,337
Okay. Okay, well, maybe
if kiddo falls asleep early.

193
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,941
Okay.

194
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,008
All right, bye.

195
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,068
Luke?

196
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,105
Luke!

197
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,310
Luke, where are you?

198
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,653
Luke, where are you?

199
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,698
Luke!

200
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,101
Lucas, what are you doing?

201
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,069
Oh, you won't?

202
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,205
No, you are way too young
to be drinking. Give me that.

203
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,773
Oh, this?
Yes, that.

204
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,675
Give it to me.

205
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,843
Lucas, stop!

206
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,144
What has gotten into you?

207
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,415
One time me and Garrett
drank a whole bottle.

208
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,917
He puked so bad.

209
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,653
He can't hold his liquor
like me.

210
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,221
Wow, I'm super
impressed, okay?
Now, give it.

211
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,892
Lucas,
I'm so serious right now.

212
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,369
Don't.

213
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,338
Thank you.

214
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,142
Oh, my god.

215
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,677
Pardon me.

216
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,914
You forgot to shut
the door, doofus.

217
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,065
I can't believe
I'm doing this.

218
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,173
Hey, no, sorry, I can't...
I can't talk right now.

219
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,009
He just opened
a bottle of champagne.

220
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,045
Uh-uh, no, that is
not an invitation.

221
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,248
Look, um, listen,
i don't think tonight's
gonna to work out.

222
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,918
A chance to what?

223
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,086
Make things harder
than they already are?

224
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,188
What?

225
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:07,225
Okay, you know what?
That was a low blow,
and I'm gonna hang up now.

226
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,169
Busted.

227
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,972
Me? What about you, mister?

228
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,140
Well, I won't tell
if you don't.

229
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,477
Okay, deal.

230
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,383
You know, drinking
won't impress me, okay?

231
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,185
I already think
you're pretty cool.

232
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,823
Let's, uh... let's get
some food into you, hey?

233
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,459
Pepperoni or Hawaiian?

234
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,061
Anything but mushrooms.

235
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,198
Why don't you
start the...

236
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,069
Whoa, calm down.

237
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,404
Have another drink.

238
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,808
Lerner residence.

239
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,044
Hello?

240
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,347
Hello?

241
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,491
Help! Somebody help me!

242
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,829
Come on, come on!

243
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,937
Who was it?
No one.

244
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,243
Why are you dating
Ricky?

245
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,545
He's such a jerk.

246
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,484
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean it like that.

247
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,186
How did you mean it?

248
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,825
It's just like first Jeremy
and now Ricky.

249
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,893
You could choose
any guy in the world,

250
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,929
and you're
choosing these guys
who treat you like shit.

251
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,163
Luke...

252
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,365
First off, you're sweet,

253
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,502
but second, there's actually
a really wonderful side
to Ricky.

254
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,873
And my move's been
really tough on us,
so be nice.

255
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,008
Plus, you're drunk, kiddo.

256
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,946
I am not drunk
and I am not a kiddo.

257
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,849
You're 12.
Thirteen in a few weeks.

258
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,019
I'm mature for my age.

259
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,254
I know.

260
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,190
If I were your age,
I'd date you.

261
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,860
Really?

262
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,602
Shit! I forgot to order
the pizza.

263
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,879
God, Luke, you didn't tell me
you ordered something.

264
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,180
I didn't.

265
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,618
Hi. Sorry,
we didn't order that.

266
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,220
This 312 claremont?

267
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,388
Yeah.

268
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,190
Well, someone
ordered this.

269
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,524
It was probably
my dad.

270
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,493
Here, keep the change.

271
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,565
Hey, you, uh...
You have a pleasant night.

272
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,467
Okay, thanks.

273
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,303
Plates and napkins,
mister...

274
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,173
I fuckin' hate this thing.

275
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,612
Help! Help!

276
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,484
You come here a lot?

277
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,219
Every now and then.

278
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,121
Come here to think,
be by myself.

279
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,188
What?

280
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,957
It's good ambience.

281
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959
You are
something else tonight.

282
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,533
Wait, if your dad
ordered the pizza,

283
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,068
why is there
mushrooms on it?

284
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,039
I don't know,
'cause they're
like vegetables?

285
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,576
Hey, you mind
grabbing those beers?

286
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,245
Sure, hold on.

287
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,326
Hello?

288
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,564
Cindy,
don't be stupid.

289
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,073
My boyfriend's
going to kill me
if I don't get home soon.

290
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,175
Your boyfriend
isn't here.

291
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,346
You're bad.

292
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,358
So what are your family's
plans for the holidays?

293
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,259
Drinking and arguing.

294
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,628
You crack me up.

295
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,471
Ricky, why can't
you just leave me alone?

296
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,707
Look, I'll be back
in one second, okay?

297
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,644
Hello?

298
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,613
Oh,
you crack me up.

299
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,417
Okay, we'll see.

300
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,189
Yeah, I don't know.
I said, "we'll see!"

301
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,491
Hey, I'm still
pissed at you, you know.

302
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,192
You don't get off that easy.

303
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,794
I'll talk to you
later, maybe.

304
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,462
Okay, bye-bye.

305
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,603
Hey, you'll always be
my little buddy.

306
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,271
You know that, right?

307
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,106
Can we just watch
the movie?

308
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,775
Hey, where'd you go?

309
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,813
Bobby, are you up there?

310
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:32,316
Oh, my god! No, I can't!
I can't watch this part.

311
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,454
Why would...

312
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,822
Why would they go
into the attic?

313
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,590
It's just...
Oh, it's so stupid.

314
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,062
Oh, god!

315
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,536
Did you hear that?

316
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,737
Mmm-mmm.

317
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,315
Luke, Luke, Luke, no!

318
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,383
No, no, no, Luke.

319
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,451
Why?

320
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,752
No, just because, Luke.

321
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,420
Look, I know you've
been drinking...

322
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,389
So have you,
so why won't you kiss me?

323
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,390
Because, Luke, it is the most
inappropriate thing ever!

324
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,760
Okay?

325
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,334
Lerner residence.

326
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,241
Are you gonna talk?

327
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,709
I can see you.

328
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,147
Is this Jeremy?

329
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:39,117
Joey, is that you?

330
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,285
If you can see me,
how many fingers
am I holding up?

331
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,522
I see something.

332
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,158
No, let's get out of here.
There's somebody out there.

333
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,659
What's gotten into you?
There's somebody
over there!

334
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,828
Luke, could you
just turn that off?

335
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,197
Why?
Can you just, please?

336
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,600
Come on, let's go.
There's somebody out there...

337
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,768
Can you...
Give me that.

338
00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,704
Luke?

339
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,808
Was it Jeremy?

340
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,744
I don't think so.

341
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,480
Then who was it?

342
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,353
Everyone knows
he's totally obsessed
with you.

343
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,789
What the fuck!

344
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,259
Where's the hose?

345
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,293
I'm spraying
whoever's out there.

346
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,237
Luke, get my phone!

347
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,942
Oh, god damn it, Luke!
Oh, shit! Sorry!

348
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,678
God, do you know
how much that cost me?
I didn't mean to.

349
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,713
8 plus. Do you not look
when you're throwing?

350
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,782
Ashley, my mom'll buy you
another one.

351
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,286
Oh, Luke!

352
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,289
What, I'm, I'm not scared.

353
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,523
Yeah, well,
we don't know
who it is.

354
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,392
Then look.

355
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,463
No one's there.

356
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,267
What the hell?

357
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,737
Luke, no! Don't.
What are you...

358
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,873
Luke!
Whoever's out there,
cut it out.

359
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,708
I know tae Kwon do.

360
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,979
See? Scared 'em...

361
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,817
Hi. How are you?

362
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,819
Get off me!

363
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,222
Dude!

364
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,690
Your guys faces!

365
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,991
Your faces.
You were like...

366
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,593
You asshole!
What the hell, man?

367
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,894
Come on, I'm just
checking up on you kids.

368
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,829
I nearly called
the fucking police!

369
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,564
What were you doing
sneaking around back there?

370
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,333
Back where?
In the backyard.

371
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,634
I didn't go
in the backyard.

372
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,705
Stay here.

373
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,744
What was that?

374
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,479
I, I don't...

375
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,781
Hey, hey, hey,
what's that for?

376
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,983
Luke, where's
your phone?

377
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,517
My parents took it.

378
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,952
I have one.

379
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,554
Okay, dial 911.
I'm going up there.

380
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,523
If I scream, press send
and hide, got it?

381
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,691
Okay.

382
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,562
Dude, if this
is a prank,

383
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,429
I'm kicking you
in the balls.

384
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,939
Jesus! What are you doing?
Stay down there.

385
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,807
We heard something.
Please don't leave us alone.

386
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,277
Okay, but just stay
right behind me.

387
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,998
Where did
the noise come from?

388
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,917
Oh, my god.

389
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,090
Someone's about to spend
Christmas in fucking jail.

390
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,664
What?

391
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,834
My phone
always works here.

392
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,506
What?

393
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,411
What the fuck?

394
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,113
Where's the computer?

395
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,981
Guys!

396
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,350
It's in my room.

397
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,951
We need the police.

398
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,086
If this is Jeremy,
I'm not even fucking around.

399
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:37,988
Shit.

400
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,790
What the hell?
Where's finnandjake?

401
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:40,925
What's that?

402
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,394
The network.
It's gone.

403
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,396
How are they doing this?

404
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,964
Okay, Luke,
come with me.
Garrett, stay here

405
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,766
and just get on another
one of those like...

406
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,000
What, Wi-Fi?
They're all locked.

407
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,736
No, god, Garrett!

408
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,405
Just use
your fuckin'
techno magic.

409
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,140
Hey. Hey!

410
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,142
What the fuck's
that supposed to...

411
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,079
Jesus Christ!

412
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,814
Okay, we just need to find
the security panel,

413
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,117
and the cops'll be here
in minutes.

414
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,554
How the hell don't you
have a security system?

415
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,889
We never needed one.

416
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,057
It's a really
safe neighborhood.

417
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,458
Okay, we'll just
take my car.

418
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,826
We'll grab it
and we'll, um...

419
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,462
What is it?

420
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,633
Stay back.
Get against the door.

421
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,103
Garrett!

422
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,606
Garrett!

423
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,840
Garrett, what are
you doing? Get down!

424
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,978
Garrett, get away
from the window!

425
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,448
It was on the other side.
What was?

426
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,120
What the fuck is that?

427
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:46,791
Did you hear that?

428
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,560
Get upstairs.

429
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,928
Everybody get upstairs. Move!

430
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,096
Shit!
I'm getting out of here.

431
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,531
Garrett, come back!

432
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,598
Garrett!

433
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,733
Garrett!

434
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,151
What happened
to Garrett?

435
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:32,803
Is he hurt?

436
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,946
Listen, okay?

437
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,482
We're gonna
go upstairs, okay?

438
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,917
In the bedroom
and lock the door and hide.

439
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,786
And then what?

440
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,588
And then what?

441
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,756
We're going to scream
out of the window, okay?

442
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,692
We're going to scream
as hard as we can until
the neighbors can hear,

443
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,727
and then
they'll call the cops.

444
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,629
What if they
shoot us?

445
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,198
What if it makes them
come inside?

446
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,000
Look at me.

447
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,870
I need your help,
and I need you to stay calm.

448
00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:09,106
We're gonna get
through this, okay?

449
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,641
Okay.

450
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,077
Do your parents have a gun?
Yeah.

451
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,212
Where do they keep it?

452
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,282
By my parents' bed,
dad's side.

453
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,050
Okay, we get the gun.

454
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,887
And if anyone tries to
come inside, we'll...

455
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,054
You know, we'll shoot 'em.

456
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,258
Okay.

457
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,827
Okay.

458
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,984
Hug the wall and stay
in the shadows, okay?

459
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,691
There's someone there.

460
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,002
What are they doing?

461
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,174
What do they want?

462
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,947
What do we do?

463
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,987
Go, go,
go, go, go, go.

464
00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,121
He's coming!

465
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,028
Okay.

466
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,230
Okay, Luke, we're
just going to stay here
until they leave.

467
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,298
They killed Garrett.

468
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,034
What if they kill
my parents, too?

469
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,402
No.

470
00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:56,240
Lucas, that is not
going to happen, okay?

471
00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,142
I think we should
get the gun.

472
00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,245
No, Luke, the guys down there
have a shotgun, okay?

473
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,913
No, we're staying here.

474
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,350
What are you doing?
Stay here!

475
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,252
Jesus, Luke.

476
00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,287
Lucas!
Seriously!

477
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,223
Luke, they can hear us.
Where are you?

478
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,259
Shit, something's on me.

479
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,061
- Luke!
- What?

480
00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,362
- Oh, shit, something's on me!
- What is it?

481
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,963
Something's on me!
Ah, shit!

482
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,098
No, no, on my face!
No!

483
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,266
Get it off!

484
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,134
Ash, look at me!
Get it off!

485
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,769
Get it off! Get it off!
Look at me!

486
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:28,372
I got you.

487
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,840
You're going to be okay.

488
00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:48,292
I can't do this.

489
00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,861
I've just gotta get
my dad's gun.

490
00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,196
Then we'll be okay.

491
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,932
It's okay.

492
00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,735
It's okay to cry.

493
00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,436
I'm scared, too.

494
00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,141
But I have to get the gun.

495
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,043
Wait, no.
Wait.

496
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:39,376
Quick! I think
he's downstairs.

497
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,018
Is that loaded?

498
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,553
Yeah, I checked.

499
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,099
No!

500
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,009
Okay, go, go, go.

501
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,480
You stay here.

502
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,515
I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna scare them away.

503
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,917
No, no, Luke, stay here.

504
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,452
Don't worry, I'll protect you.

505
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,355
Luke, going out there's
not brave, okay? It's stupid.

506
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,824
Luke!
Trust me.

507
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:27,558
Luke, come back!
Let go of me.

508
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,327
Oh, my god! Shit!

509
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,962
Can you turn it off?
It won't.

510
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,497
Turn it off!

511
00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,413
Go away.

512
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,016
Go away.

513
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,553
Luke, I'm so sorry.

514
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:08,899
Please go away.

515
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,979
That's your mask.

516
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:28,552
Oh, my god.

517
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,520
Oh, my god!
Ash, no!

518
00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:32,456
Garrett!

519
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,459
Ah, dude?

520
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,162
Take that mask off!

521
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,442
What? Is this
a fuckin' joke?

522
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,111
I...

523
00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,113
We were gonna scare you.

524
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,481
Yeah, well you did.
You scared the shit
out of me.

525
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,116
Why? Why?
Why would you do that?

526
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:02,052
I was gonna go save you,
but dipshit here...

527
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,154
Luke, your friend
is holding a real gun!

528
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,089
This is serious.
How could you do that?

529
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,292
Because you treat me
like a child.

530
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,960
And what, you were going to
show me how much of a man
you were

531
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:12,396
by rescuing me
from fake armed robbers?

532
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,164
You are a child!

533
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,365
I almost broke my neck.

534
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:22,172
What delusional infant
thinks that staging
a break-in

535
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:23,941
is gonna get you
to second base?

536
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:28,378
You're mental!

537
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,148
You're a selfish brat
with no consideration,
and you need therapy.

538
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:32,516
Lots of it.

539
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,522
I'm gonna go and put
your dad's hunting stuff
back there...

540
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,123
No, Garrett, you stay
right fucking there.

541
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,293
Luke, you are in
so much trouble.

542
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,561
I'm calling your parents.

543
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,367
Ashley.

544
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:51,601
Ashley!

545
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,036
Ashley!
What?

546
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,144
Dude, what'd you just do?

547
00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,586
What the fuck
did you just do?

548
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:41,051
Oh, my god. Oh, my god,
I'm moving so fast!

549
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,253
Whee!

550
00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,460
Whoa!

551
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:54,464
Okay, uh, kill-fuck Mary
with the adventure time
chicks.

552
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:55,599
Go.

553
00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,436
Fuck Princess bubblegum.

554
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,104
What?

555
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,339
Not marceline?

556
00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,673
Hell no.

557
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,475
One, she's made
of bubble gum

558
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,044
so she can, like, stretch,
which leads to two,

559
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,146
her pussy tastes
like bubble gum.

560
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:14,151
Ooh, dude, that means
she's all, like, sticky
and moist and shit.

561
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,086
Dude, those are pros.

562
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,321
Where'd you
learn that, your mom?

563
00:34:18,323 --> 00:34:20,524
No, your sister.

564
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:24,361
Further, everyone
from the candy kingdom
is ravenous for flesh

565
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:27,531
so you know she gives
legendary head.

566
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:29,800
Yeah, as long as
you don't mind cutting gum
out of your pubes.

567
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,837
Not that you have to
worry about that.

568
00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:40,544
Oh, my god, dude.

569
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,146
You gotta have
one of these.

570
00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:44,581
It's like...

571
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,651
It's like marshmallows.

572
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:52,255
Everywhere.

573
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,658
Maybe I should have
given you a half dose.

574
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,560
What'd
you call it again?

575
00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,161
Oxy.

576
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,463
Oxy.

577
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,098
It's awesome.

578
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,667
It's awesome.

579
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:06,203
Awesome, awesome
awesome, awesome.

580
00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,572
Awesome.

581
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,273
Is that a word?

582
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:15,679
Oh, I gotta
do that again.

583
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,347
I'm gonna go and explore.

584
00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:22,419
Watch the carpet!

585
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:23,753
Damn it, my mom will kill me!

586
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,255
Sorry.

587
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:27,524
Just get out of there.

588
00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:28,658
Come on.

589
00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:34,598
Sure you know
what you're doing?

590
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:36,766
Always.

591
00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:41,471
Something's missing.

592
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,474
What the fuck is going on?

593
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,752
Jesus!

594
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,487
How many
different lotions
do you have?

595
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,835
There.

596
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,670
All better.

597
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,605
Dude, that's fucked up.

598
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,207
Come on, it's hilarious.

599
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,475
What do you think, Ashley?

600
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:21,878
Oh, thank you, Luke.

601
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,247
I've literally never
looked better!

602
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,587
You're probably
wondering what's going on.

603
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,622
It's out
in the open now.

604
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,891
You know how I feel
about you.

605
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:42,699
Look, I really, really don't
want to shoot you, Ashley,

606
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,701
but I will.

607
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:49,372
So if I take the gag off,
you won't scream, right?

608
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,941
'Cause then I have
no other choice

609
00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:52,576
but to shoot you,
and like I said...

610
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:57,714
I really,
really don't want to.

611
00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,750
You get me?

612
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,359
Luke, listen to me, okay?

613
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,528
Uh-uh-uh.
I didn't say talk.

614
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,597
You talk
when I tell you.

615
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,651
Okay.

616
00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,586
Talk.

617
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,588
Luke, listen to me, okay?
I think I have a concussion.

618
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,890
I need to go
to the hospital.

619
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,926
Put the gun down
and untie me.

620
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,361
This needs to stop
immediately.

621
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:47,397
No.

622
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:49,866
Whatever you think
that you're gonna
get away with, you're not.

623
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,768
Ashley, you used
to tell me

624
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,336
I could get away
with murder.

625
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,871
- Luke!
- I'm just kidding.

626
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,307
God, Ashley.
Lighten the fuck up.

627
00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:59,709
I'll tell you what.
Let's play truth or dare.

628
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,911
How about you untie me
right fucking now?

629
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,680
Language, Ashley.

630
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,583
If you win,
i will untie you,

631
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,652
but if you lose,

632
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,620
well, if you lose...

633
00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:14,057
Then you drink this.

634
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:16,593
What is that?

635
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:22,432
We'll call it
my insurance policy.

636
00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:23,667
Isn't it amazing
what you can get

637
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,302
on the playground
these days.

638
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:27,837
Luke, I have known you
since you were eight.

639
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,339
You're threatening me
with a gun tonight.

640
00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:31,007
- This is not okay.
- Whatever.

641
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:34,744
Neither is, like,
political corruption
in west Africa.

642
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,046
By the way, I need help
with that paper.

643
00:38:36,048 --> 00:38:38,048
It's due Monday.

644
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,849
Okay, Ashley,
l'll go first.

645
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:42,686
Truth or dare?
I dare you to grow up.

646
00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:45,522
Truth or dare, Ashley?

647
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:46,990
Don't make me
point the gun at you.

648
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,527
This is so stupid.

649
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:53,963
Truth.

650
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,065
I knew you'd say that.

651
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,535
Okay, truth.

652
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,503
How many guys
have you fucked?
What?

653
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,638
Luke, what are you doing?
This isn't you.

654
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,806
Just answer the question.

655
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,943
None.

656
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,445
Bullshit!
You're not a virgin.

657
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,580
Everybody knows
you screwed Jeremy.

658
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:14,351
No, I broke up with him
because he went around
telling everybody that.

659
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:17,020
Okay. Guess it's
my turn then.

660
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,055
Uh, Luke,
truth or dare?

661
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,459
Well, it'll be
dare of course.

662
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:23,626
Okay.

663
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,562
Um...

664
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,099
I dare you to
touch her tit.

665
00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:33,970
No, please don't do that.

666
00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:36,406
It's the universal rules,
Ashley.

667
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:42,145
Do you have
a preference?

668
00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:48,084
Right or left?

669
00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,056
Fine, I'll pick.

670
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:04,801
Oh, that is nice.

671
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,870
I can see
what all the fuss is about.

672
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,006
Dude, are you...

673
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,010
Shut up!
Hey, hey.

674
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,912
Hey, dude,
why are you shoving?

675
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,781
Don't push me, dude.

676
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,816
I will kick your ass.

677
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,451
Okay. Okay.

678
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,759
It's pretty nice, huh?
How'd that feel?

679
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,528
Like a little boy
just felt me up.

680
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:35,031
Ashley...

681
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,970
Do you know what it's like
to love someone who doesn't
love you back?

682
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,806
More than you'd know.
No, you don't.

683
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,474
Everyone loves you.
All the guys wanna fuck you.

684
00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:47,710
Oh, Luke. You are
in so much trouble,

685
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:49,646
the both of you,
when your parents come home.

686
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,728
They're never
going to find out.

687
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,803
Your turn.

688
00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:17,774
Luke, truth or dare.

689
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,676
Why isn't anybody
asking me?

690
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,079
Ah, truth.

691
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,547
Did you ever tell Garrett
that you killed his hamster?

692
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,150
What?

693
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,952
The answer is no.
Next turn.

694
00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:31,054
You said lebron escaped out
of the hole in my screen.

695
00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:33,156
He did.
He was just dead first.

696
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,858
What the fuck, man?

697
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,259
It was an accident
and besides,

698
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,228
it was, like,
two years ago.

699
00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:41,030
You have a cat now
so he would have died
anyway.

700
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,032
Garrett, truth or dare?

701
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:46,135
Why would you
lie to me?

702
00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,637
Truth or dare?

703
00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,775
Dare.

704
00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:56,813
Dare, and you'd better dare us
to make out or something.

705
00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:58,281
- Not on your life.
- Why not?

706
00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,782
Why do you get to
have all the fun?

707
00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,084
Because she's
my babysitter.

708
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,886
You don't touch her.

709
00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,221
Then what am i
even doing here, dude?

710
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,890
We were just gonna scare her
and now this has turned into,
like, shit.

711
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:08,725
What if we get caught?

712
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,059
Look, I don't
like this, man.

713
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:15,598
Really?

714
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,270
Dude, stop!
What are you doing?

715
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:23,239
Dude, I'm done, man.
I just wanna go home.

716
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:26,209
No, no, no,
you can't go now.
We have to finish this.

717
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,078
This isn't as much
fun as you said it would be.

718
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,947
What if someone finds out?

719
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,982
You know what they do
to white kids in jail.

720
00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:35,018
Garrett, listen to me.

721
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,719
You're an accomplice now.

722
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,622
You'll get caught
if you don't help me.

723
00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,024
We have to stick
to the plan.

724
00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:43,259
She won't remember
any of this, trust me.

725
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:44,827
Fine.

726
00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:46,796
Let's just...
Let's get this over with.

727
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:50,733
Shit!

728
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,005
Oh, shit!

729
00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:06,749
Aw, so close.

730
00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:15,925
So, because you cheated,
here's what's gonna happen.

731
00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:22,332
When my parents get home,
they'll find you passed out

732
00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:25,301
and realize that
after I went to sleep,

733
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,337
you raided
the liquor cabinet

734
00:43:27,339 --> 00:43:30,707
and partied hard before
your big move to pittsburg.

735
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:35,612
Exhibit a and exhibit b.

736
00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:39,215
And in the morning,
you won't remember
any of this.

737
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,719
Luke walked me through.

738
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,387
It's the best way.

739
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:46,089
Luke is taking you
straight to jail
with him, Garrett.

740
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,690
You're making a big mistake.

741
00:43:47,692 --> 00:43:49,158
Just run.
Call the cops now.

742
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,660
You can stop this.

743
00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:52,061
Drink.

744
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,663
Hard pass.

745
00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:55,798
Come on!
You love drinking.

746
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,100
You drink with Ricky
all the time.

747
00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,902
What's the problem?

748
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:04,807
Eyes up here.

749
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,910
If you drink,
all of this goes away.

750
00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:09,779
We don't have to do this.

751
00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:12,281
Drink.

752
00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:16,719
Oh, you bitch!

753
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,256
Help!

754
00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:21,824
- No, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no!

755
00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,430
Stop.
Shh, shh, shh!

756
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:33,002
Stay calm, and stay here
and clean this up.

757
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,270
Okay.

758
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,839
Hey, hey, shh, shh!

759
00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,909
Who is it?

760
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:41,678
I'm here to see Ashley.

761
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,945
Ricky?

762
00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:44,147
Yeah, man, open the door.

763
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:46,149
She's not here.

764
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,117
Listen, I know she's in there.

765
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:51,020
She texted me to come over,
like, half an hour ago.

766
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,155
She doesn't want
to see you.

767
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,158
I just wanna talk to her.

768
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,226
Go away.

769
00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,829
She doesn't
love you anymore.

770
00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:01,097
She told me.

771
00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:05,935
Ashley!

772
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,904
Ashley, come out
and talk to me!
Dude, shut up!

773
00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:09,238
She doesn't want to see you.

774
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,808
All right.
All right.

775
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,142
Hey, listen, man.

776
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,410
Could you just
give her these, please?

777
00:45:17,147 --> 00:45:18,848
Fine.

778
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,349
Pass them through the door.

779
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,719
All right, awesome.
Thanks, man.

780
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:27,390
Get the fuck
out of here.

781
00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:29,358
Hey, get out!
Ash!

782
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,927
You have pizza?

783
00:45:37,334 --> 00:45:39,469
Ash!

784
00:45:39,471 --> 00:45:41,738
Dude, why is that
music so loud?

785
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,906
Ash!

786
00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:47,110
Are you hiding?

787
00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:49,445
'Cause I'll find you!
No! She's upset.

788
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:51,948
Dude, I know that.

789
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:53,349
What do you think
these are for?

790
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,518
So she can't see
you till tomorrow.

791
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,754
Be quiet please.
Please, please!

792
00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,088
Dude, why not?

793
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:05,061
Hey, I got...
I got the rat.

794
00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:07,997
The big rat.
The fucker was fast,
but I got him...

795
00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,265
Where is she?

796
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,834
Where's ash?

797
00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:14,403
Upstairs, but it's
probably better if you
come back tomorrow.

798
00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,339
No! It's not just you.

799
00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,874
She has cramps.

800
00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,510
What?
Menstrual cramps.

801
00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:24,280
It's real bad.
Yeah, she has
diarrhea, too.

802
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,151
Oh.

803
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:31,187
Ash! I'm gonna
come up!

804
00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:33,122
I don't care
what you have.
Fucking diarrhea?

805
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,191
Sorry, dude.
What do we do?
I don't know.

806
00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:36,492
Just stay with her.

807
00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:48,905
What the hell
are you doing?

808
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,912
That was so not cool.

809
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:05,988
Ash!

810
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:09,192
Dude, where
the hell is she?

811
00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:12,061
I told you, she doesn't
want to see you now.
Ashley!

812
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,863
Come on, you don't have
to be embarrassed.

813
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:18,434
Babe!

814
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:24,240
Don't you, like, have some
tampons, or something?

815
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,580
Dude, what happened...

816
00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:34,383
Whoo-hoo!

817
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:47,597
What the fuck?

818
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,900
Hey!

819
00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:53,302
What the fuck are you doing?

820
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,242
What have
you done with her?

821
00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:01,043
Hey, where is she?

822
00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:12,521
You're fuckin' dead,
you little piece of shit!

823
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:14,490
Hey, hey, hey! Ah, drop it.

824
00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:16,659
Drop... drop it.

825
00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:20,129
I'm serious. I'll blow
your fuckin' face off
in three, two...

826
00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:21,664
All right,
all right,
all right.

827
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,935
Whoa, man!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

828
00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:28,537
Okay, don't shoot me, okay?
Okay, get on your knees.

829
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:30,373
Please.
Okay, okay.

830
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,375
Please, get on your knees.
All right, all right!

831
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:35,912
Okay, thank you.

832
00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:37,246
He lines up the shot.
No, no, no!

833
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,015
Luke!

834
00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:44,553
What the fuck? Holy shit!
What do we do now?

835
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,489
Isn't this exciting?

836
00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:49,125
No! No, dude,
we're going to jail.

837
00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:51,260
Don't you get it?
We're going to fucking jail!

838
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,562
Luke, we're gonna
fuckin' die in prison.

839
00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:54,697
No, we're not.

840
00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:04,941
Fuck!

841
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,521
Why can't we just
roofie them both?

842
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,324
That was all I had.

843
00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,159
And even if it wasn't,

844
00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:25,594
jiffy lube here has
a fucking hole in his face.

845
00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:28,230
You really messed
things up, Ricky.

846
00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:32,101
Things just got a whole
lot more complicated
for me and Garrett.

847
00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:42,278
Ah.

848
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,981
Just let Ricky go.
We both know I can't do that.

849
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:47,583
Look, we can say that
he fell on an exposed
nail or something.

850
00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:50,486
Garrett can go with him
to verify the conversation
with his roommate.

851
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,755
You and I, we stay
here, we clean up.

852
00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:55,124
You go to bed before your
parents get home and then...

853
00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:58,294
You call the cops and they
arrest me in my jammies.

854
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,763
I don't think so, ash.

855
00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:02,231
What if she's serious?

856
00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:06,602
Dude, she can help us
get out of this.

857
00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:08,404
You got a lot to
learn about women.

858
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:11,073
Why didn't you listen?
I said I'd text you.

859
00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:12,274
You did text me.

860
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:14,377
What?

861
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:15,511
Check my phone.

862
00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:19,448
You texted him.

863
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,485
What are you talking about?

864
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,387
You don't want us
to get out of this.

865
00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:25,321
You invited him here!
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

866
00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:26,088
Luke, what the...

867
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:31,060
You texted Ricky to
come here, didn't you?

868
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:32,428
No, man.
Why would I do that?

869
00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,335
Okay, I did.
I was gonna tell you,

870
00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:42,271
but grease monkey got
here 15 minutes early.

871
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,073
Caught me off guard.

872
00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:46,242
Lighten up. I got it
all planned out.

873
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:48,110
Yeah, what else
you got planned?

874
00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:49,745
What else are you
gonna lie to me about?
Garrett...

875
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,748
Go take a walk
and chill the fuck out.

876
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:59,088
Garrett?
Garrett, no, please don't go.

877
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,756
Please.
Just take another
oxy if you have to.

878
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:01,824
Garrett!

879
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,071
Oh, look.

880
00:51:16,106 --> 00:51:18,074
Your phone still works.

881
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,476
It's about time we invite
our second guest.

882
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:23,312
The douchebag ex.

883
00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:24,547
Jeremy?

884
00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:30,753
Invite him here.

885
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,157
I'm not asking.

886
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,163
You're not going
to shoot me, Luke.

887
00:51:41,165 --> 00:51:43,766
I will shoot you, Ashley,
if you don't invite him here

888
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,634
right now.

889
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:49,205
Sorry, kiddo.

890
00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,740
I'm not involving anyone else
in your bullshit.

891
00:51:58,582 --> 00:51:59,648
Fine.

892
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,591
God, please
don't pick up.

893
00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:10,359
Please don't pick up.
Please don't pick up.

894
00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:12,328
Please don't pick up.
Please don't pick up.

895
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,396
No, not again
with the duct tape.

896
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,733
1,001 uses
for duct tape.

897
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,609
-  Hello?
- Hey, Jeremy.

898
00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,712
Uh, who's this?

899
00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,281
I'm actually calling
for Ashley.

900
00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:34,750
There's no
Ashley here, dude.
Wrong number.

901
00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:39,688
Oh, my god,
what a moron!

902
00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,690
I can't believe
you dated this guy.

903
00:52:57,941 --> 00:52:59,241
Hello?

904
00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,843
Hey, Jeremy, don't hang up.

905
00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,545
I'm here with Ashley.

906
00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:04,847
She wants to talk to you,
but not on the phone.

907
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,248
Who is this?

908
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:08,217
She's being all weird.

909
00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:10,219
I think she wants you
to come over.

910
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:11,787
She's babysitting me and...

911
00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,489
Is this that little taint
on claremont?

912
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:22,631
Yes.
Tell her to stay there.

913
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:24,500
I'm coming over right now.
Okay, come
around the back.

914
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,407
What's going on?

915
00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:32,474
Nothing.

916
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,980
Luke. Luke,
listen to me, okay?

917
00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:39,782
You don't know
what you're doing.

918
00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,817
If you don't stop,
someone's going to get hurt.

919
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:44,687
Don't you remember
when you killed
Garrett's hamster?

920
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:46,755
You cried when you
told me about it.

921
00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:47,823
You were sad.

922
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,767
It wasn't
an accident.

923
00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:01,637
As if.

924
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,639
Say it, you grease
monkey loser.

925
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:07,309
You actually think Ashley's
gonna remember you in a year?

926
00:54:07,311 --> 00:54:08,577
Whatever you just said,

927
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,713
say it again,
i fucking dare you.

928
00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,618
I said... I need
the bathroom.

929
00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:19,788
Gross! Stop it!

930
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,268
Fucking mongo!

931
00:54:49,586 --> 00:54:52,521
God,
I'm getting us
out of here.

932
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:54,590
Ash, as soon as
you're free, you run.

933
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,525
I'm serious, don't turn back.
I can handle myself.

934
00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,928
Listen. Keep cutting.

935
00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:04,700
Look, I know you've
been avoiding me

936
00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:06,435
'cause you've got this
whole future planned out.

937
00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:10,039
You know, you got college,
you got a career.

938
00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,675
The kid's right.
I don't have
those things.

939
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,543
I just want you to know
I'm happy for you.

940
00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:17,379
You're gonna be awesome.

941
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,718
He's coming. Hurry!

942
00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:32,895
Dude, your piss reeks.

943
00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:37,966
Reeky.

944
00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:39,668
What the fuck
you been eating?

945
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:43,772
Jeremy lives, like,
30 minutes away, right?

946
00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:46,508
Ugh! We've got time to kill.

947
00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:03,992
Fuck!

948
00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:07,563
Yeah, fuck!

949
00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:11,433
I want to watch
the two of you fuck.

950
00:56:11,435 --> 00:56:12,568
Listen, you little shit...

951
00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:15,070
No, you listen to me.

952
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,538
I got the gun.

953
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,639
Just let him
play big boy.

954
00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:18,807
He likes that.

955
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,709
Ashley says
she's a virgin,

956
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:23,879
but I bet you hit that shit
twice a day, right, reeky?

957
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,854
You haven't?

958
00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:33,589
Well, tonight's
your night, guys.

959
00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:36,792
I'm just kidding.

960
00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:39,762
God, relax.

961
00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:40,963
I'm not a pervert.

962
00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:52,508
It's not piss.

963
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,714
Garrett, what the fuck!

964
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:01,550
What, man?
You told me to calm down.

965
00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:03,786
Nobody's
smoking weed
in the house!

966
00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:06,422
Well, like,
next time be more specific.

967
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:07,790
You moron!

968
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,158
My mom's gonna kill me!

969
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,160
Stop bossing me around.

970
00:57:11,162 --> 00:57:12,995
- Give it to me.
- No.

971
00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,163
- Give it.
- No. Hey!

972
00:57:14,165 --> 00:57:16,665
Give it to me!

973
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,934
- Hurry up!
- I am.

974
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,102
Shit!

975
00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:26,575
Puff.
No, man.

976
00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,844
I don't fuck
with that shit.
Luke, just...

977
00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:30,512
Garrett, both of
you guys, okay,

978
00:57:30,514 --> 00:57:32,614
can we just talk
and relax?

979
00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:35,484
I feel like there's a solution
that can make everybody happy.

980
00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:36,919
You're right.

981
00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:38,654
We all just
need to relax.

982
00:57:39,489 --> 00:57:41,089
Ricky, you first.

983
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,560
I said no.

984
00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:46,895
Do you want a hit
from the joint or
a hit from the gun?

985
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:49,665
Luke, stop it!
I'm giving him a choice.

986
00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:05,848
Whoa!
That's awesome!

987
00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:11,053
Hey, stop it!

988
00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:12,621
What are you doing? Stop!

989
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,493
The house smells
like marijuana so I need
to get it in his system.

990
00:58:17,495 --> 00:58:18,927
What do you mean,
"in his system"?
Garrett, come here.

991
00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:20,796
Help me pull.
Where are you taking him?

992
00:58:27,937 --> 00:58:29,271
Stay there,
smoke up.

993
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:39,281
Dude, why do you
hang out with this guy?

994
00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:41,884
Because he's
my best friend.

995
00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:44,553
You sure about that?

996
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,688
Yeah.

997
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,861
You painting something?

998
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,696
We're gonna see who's
right once and for all,

999
00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,298
mythbusters style.

1000
00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:16,084
Hey, Garrett, in scouts,
were clove hitches

1001
00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,020
clockwise or
counter-clockwise?

1002
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:20,856
Clove who?

1003
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:22,324
Never mind. Got it.

1004
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:24,993
Got what?

1005
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,064
Dude, what the fuck
is going on?

1006
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:32,167
Dude...
I have no idea.

1007
00:59:37,707 --> 00:59:39,875
Whoa! What the fuck, man?

1008
00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:41,743
Oh, you're fucking
home aloning him?

1009
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,045
Dude, what are
you doing, man?

1010
00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,213
Please,
let me out of this.

1011
00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:46,848
Is it level with his head?
What the fuck are
you doing, dude?

1012
00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:48,150
You're gonna kill him!
Just stop it.

1013
00:59:48,152 --> 00:59:49,685
Garrett.
Garrett, right?

1014
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,086
Yeah.
Please untie me.

1015
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,788
Okay.
You said that the paint can

1016
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:54,790
would knock him back,
like in the movie.

1017
00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,825
Okay, look, I take it back.
Everything I said, I'm sorry.

1018
00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:58,327
You win.
Just stop it, please.

1019
00:59:58,329 --> 00:59:59,795
Let's just try it
one more time.

1020
01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:03,131
Ashley!

1021
01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:06,335
Oh, shit!

1022
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,307
Blindfold him.
No, no way, man.

1023
01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:15,243
Dude, stop, man, stop!
This is fucked!

1024
01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,347
Garrett, I'm warning you.

1025
01:00:18,349 --> 01:00:19,815
Blindfold him.

1026
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:24,786
Listen, man,
whatever it is, I'm sorry.

1027
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:27,155
All right? Luke,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
for hitting you, man.

1028
01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:28,757
Make sure it's
good and tight.

1029
01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:30,325
You don't have to
do this, guys!

1030
01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:33,895
You are fucking insane!

1031
01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:35,731
Ashley!
Oh, fuck it!

1032
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,934
Ashley!

1033
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:41,236
Put it down,
or I will shoot you!

1034
01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:43,805
Thank god,
Ashley, thank god.

1035
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,741
I said, put it down!

1036
01:00:45,743 --> 01:00:46,942
Okay.

1037
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,711
Oh, my god!

1038
01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:24,212
Holy shit, his head!

1039
01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:26,181
His head, it just exploded!

1040
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:29,017
I told you, Garrett.
I told you!

1041
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,286
Why are you laughing?

1042
01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:35,157
I said, why are
you laughing?

1043
01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:37,959
Because you can't
shoot me, ash.

1044
01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:40,162
Don't come any closer,
i mean it.

1045
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:47,135
A responsible parent always
keeps the ammo separate.

1046
01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:52,441
Garrett, get her!

1047
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,111
If she gets away,
we're both dead!

1048
01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:14,996
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck!

1049
01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:16,431
Hey, hey!

1050
01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,033
Please, please!
No! No!

1051
01:02:18,035 --> 01:02:19,367
Hey. Hey, just come back.
Just come back.

1052
01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,403
Oh, hey! Fuck!

1053
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,441
Get off of me,
you crazy fuck!

1054
01:02:26,443 --> 01:02:28,777
Hey!
Get away from me!

1055
01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:31,046
Please. Please!

1056
01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:33,248
No!
It would make everything
easier, please!

1057
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,050
Let go!

1058
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,418
Ow! What the fuck?

1059
01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:45,827
No, no, no, no, no,
Ashley! Ashley! Ashley!

1060
01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:47,395
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no!

1061
01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:55,771
Help!

1062
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,373
Help!

1063
01:04:00,137 --> 01:04:02,270
Oh, thank you,
that was wonderful!

1064
01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:04,072
Thank you!
Hope the cocoa
keeps your guys warm!

1065
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,907
Have a good night.
Merry Christmas.

1066
01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:16,218
There's a couple
of new folks in
the group this year.

1067
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:18,987
Really improved
their harmonizing.

1068
01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:23,225
Oh, look who's awake.

1069
01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:28,430
Tough break, ash.

1070
01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:32,400
The carolers are gone,
and the lingards next door?

1071
01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:34,536
Well, they're in Florida.

1072
01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,573
I got rid of Ricky
for you.

1073
01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:46,081
It hurts now,
but you'll thank me later.

1074
01:04:53,456 --> 01:04:54,923
You like that?

1075
01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:57,025
Mmm-hmm.

1076
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:12,540
Why did you
kill him?

1077
01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:20,148
Correction. You killed him
by smoking pot in the house.

1078
01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,584
That weed is evidence.
You wanna go to jail?

1079
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,120
It was a fucking
joint, dude.

1080
01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:26,955
You didn't have
to kill someone.

1081
01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:30,392
Garrett, we are going
to get out of this.

1082
01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:39,301
Remember when you ditched
fourth period and got caught?

1083
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:43,038
Who convinced them that
you stopped some vandals
in the locker room?

1084
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:46,174
Me.

1085
01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:49,311
When my mom caught us
stealing from her purse,

1086
01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:52,047
who faked sleepwalking
so you could slip out?

1087
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,384
Say it.
This is
so much bigger.

1088
01:05:56,386 --> 01:06:00,588
Dude, I am
the Harry Houdini of
getting away with it.

1089
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:04,492
I know how tonight plays
out, and we get out clean.

1090
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,161
You just gotta do
what I say.

1091
01:06:07,096 --> 01:06:08,263
Okay?

1092
01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:17,639
I said, okay?

1093
01:06:20,176 --> 01:06:21,710
Yeah.
Good.

1094
01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,012
Now, watch this.

1095
01:06:26,048 --> 01:06:28,583
Ashley is going
to make a post.

1096
01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:32,287
Something simple, like...

1097
01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,325
"Why can't exes
just go away?

1098
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,694
"Jeremy is, like,
freaking me out!"

1099
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,267
Now, all you gotta do is
make sure she stays quiet

1100
01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:47,435
while I deal with Jeremy.

1101
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:50,171
Deal with him?

1102
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,207
You mean kill him?

1103
01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,743
Of course not!
God, Garrett. Just...

1104
01:06:56,145 --> 01:06:57,545
We'll just plant
a little seed.

1105
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,482
And after that,
we'll get the paint
off you

1106
01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:02,584
'cause you look like
a fucking hot dog.

1107
01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:13,128
I don't want to know.

1108
01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:14,696
Garrett, please.

1109
01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:17,198
Whatever it is,
just please stop.

1110
01:07:27,343 --> 01:07:28,410
Hmm.

1111
01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:34,716
Hey.

1112
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,818
Hey, ash. Hey.

1113
01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:38,586
Hey, it's good
to see you.

1114
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:41,689
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah!

1115
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:43,558
We all good, yeah.

1116
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,759
Yeah, we cool.

1117
01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:47,195
We're cool.

1118
01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:48,763
Mmm, mmm, mmm!

1119
01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:50,498
Yeah, we cool!

1120
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,134
Fuck yeah! Yeah!

1121
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,569
Yeah!

1122
01:07:58,474 --> 01:08:00,241
Ash! Ashley!

1123
01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:05,547
Fuck! What the
fuck is that?

1124
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,483
Ashley!

1125
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,186
Ashley?

1126
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:17,292
Ashley?

1127
01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:24,666
Ashley!

1128
01:08:26,536 --> 01:08:28,369
Shh! Please.

1129
01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:29,737
Ashley?

1130
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,709
Please be quiet,
please be quiet. Please.

1131
01:08:34,711 --> 01:08:36,644
- Please be quiet.
- Ashley, come on.

1132
01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:41,549
Ashley.

1133
01:08:45,321 --> 01:08:46,788
Ashley.
Hi.

1134
01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:50,692
Holy shit, man.

1135
01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:52,894
You scared
the fuck out of me.

1136
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:54,362
Where is she?

1137
01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:56,598
Inside.
Okay, cool.

1138
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,765
Wait.

1139
01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,667
What?

1140
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,469
Just slow down.
Come here.

1141
01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:03,771
Have a seat.

1142
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,143
No. Where's Ashley, dude?

1143
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:10,311
She's coming.
Chill out.

1144
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,881
She's just asked me to
come talk to you first.

1145
01:09:30,766 --> 01:09:32,534
I just want
tonight to be over.

1146
01:09:50,886 --> 01:09:53,288
What the hell's that?
You said she wanted to see me.

1147
01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,789
She wants you to apologize.

1148
01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:56,858
For what?
Shh! Don't wake
the neighbors.

1149
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,394
I could give a fuck!

1150
01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,429
A fuck about
the fucking neighbors.

1151
01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:02,764
She said that you'd know.

1152
01:10:05,968 --> 01:10:08,570
Fine. Where is she?
I'll apologize.

1153
01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:13,341
She wants you
to write it down.

1154
01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:18,546
This is so fuckin'
stupid.

1155
01:10:27,690 --> 01:10:31,226
"Dear, Ashley.

1156
01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:33,461
"I'm sorry."

1157
01:10:42,438 --> 01:10:45,373
That's it?
What?

1158
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,342
What do you want me
to say?

1159
01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:50,411
I'm just asking,
is that it?

1160
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,313
Should I go tell her
you're done?

1161
01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,556
Here, fuck.

1162
01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:05,360
Shit.

1163
01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:15,803
"Ashley.

1164
01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,309
"I am so sorry."

1165
01:11:26,515 --> 01:11:27,915
I don't know
why I'm doing this.

1166
01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:29,484
Because you're
a good person, okay?

1167
01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:31,052
And you didn't
know any better

1168
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:33,354
and you didn't know
what he was capable of.

1169
01:11:33,356 --> 01:11:35,690
Just untie me, okay?

1170
01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:37,725
We'll run across the street
and we'll call the cops.

1171
01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:39,794
But Luke will freak out
if he finds that you're gone.

1172
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,929
He won't hurt you. Okay?

1173
01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:43,064
I won't let him.

1174
01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:48,703
He's my best friend.
No, he's not.

1175
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:50,338
Luke doesn't give a shit
about you, Garrett.

1176
01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:52,874
He uses you,
he manipulates you.

1177
01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,642
No friend would put
you through tonight.

1178
01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:00,581
There, she wants
Shakespeare?

1179
01:12:05,621 --> 01:12:06,754
Kid?

1180
01:12:08,691 --> 01:12:09,824
I'm done!

1181
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,095
Hey, kid, where'd you...

1182
01:12:14,097 --> 01:12:16,030
Fucking cat!

1183
01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:17,432
Hey, kid, where'd you...

1184
01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:30,605
Ah! Ow!
Sorry. I'm sorry.

1185
01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,039
I'm gonna... I'm gonna
fix this, okay?

1186
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,708
It wasn't supposed
to be like this.

1187
01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:37,178
I'm really sorry, Ashley.

1188
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,418
I just wish I'd had
the balls to step up...

1189
01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:51,692
I told you
not to touch her,
you asshole!

1190
01:13:54,062 --> 01:13:55,163
You shot...

1191
01:13:55,998 --> 01:13:57,465
You shot me.

1192
01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,666
Look what you
made me do!

1193
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,669
I'm... I'm dying.

1194
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,104
Why did you
make me do it?

1195
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,573
Why did you
make me do it?

1196
01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,608
Help! Help!

1197
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:10,044
Help! Help!

1198
01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,479
Shut up!

1199
01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:18,586
I want my mom.

1200
01:14:21,557 --> 01:14:24,025
Fuck! Fuck you!

1201
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:26,227
Fuck you!

1202
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,995
Fuck you! Fuck!

1203
01:14:28,664 --> 01:14:29,964
Shit!

1204
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:31,466
Fuckin' hell.

1205
01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,480
He was starting to
annoy me anyway.

1206
01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:02,129
You were never going to
let me go, were you?

1207
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,833
Guilty.

1208
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,945
I remember,
my mom used to
tuck me in.

1209
01:15:19,715 --> 01:15:21,816
I'd hold onto her
and never let go.

1210
01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:25,620
She felt so safe.

1211
01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:30,124
I'd just
fall asleep.

1212
01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:35,997
Then she stopped.

1213
01:15:38,233 --> 01:15:40,668
I don't know why.

1214
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:45,573
And now, I don't
sleep well anymore.

1215
01:15:56,151 --> 01:15:58,553
I know exactly why
she stopped.

1216
01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:03,958
Why?

1217
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,034
Why?

1218
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:15,836
Open your eyes.

1219
01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:17,572
Ashley,
open your eyes.

1220
01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:21,609
Just answer
the question!

1221
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:22,810
Look at me!

1222
01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:26,914
Tell me
I'm fucked up.

1223
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,115
Tell me you're
disappointed!

1224
01:16:30,352 --> 01:16:33,688
Say you're scared
or you wanna go home.
Say something!

1225
01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:36,190
Ashley.

1226
01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:42,663
Ashley.

1227
01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:50,905
Please, say something.

1228
01:17:26,174 --> 01:17:27,341
Goodnight.

1229
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,912
Shit, the hole
in his cheek.

1230
01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:39,140
Oh, fuck!

1231
01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,910
Fuck!

1232
01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:08,102
What the...

1233
01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:09,270
Shit.

1234
01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,873
Fuckin' deers!

1235
01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:23,050
It wasn't even funny,
and Chantal and Dave

1236
01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:25,252
could not stop talking
about how awful it was.

1237
01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,887
I was so embarrassed.

1238
01:20:26,889 --> 01:20:28,222
Oh, dude,
they're just being cunts.

1239
01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:29,857
They're what?
Nothing.

1240
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,941
Are we talking
about some sort...

1241
01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:52,580
We're not talking
about sex, are we?

1242
01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:54,114
'Cause after this meal,
i feel bloated.

1243
01:21:26,649 --> 01:21:28,482
Oh, my god,
where's Lucas?

1244
01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:30,084
Oh, my god!

1245
01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:31,452
Lucas!

1246
01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:35,456
Lucas! Lucas!

1247
01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:57,978
What's going on?
Shh, I got you.

1248
01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,915
I got you.

1249
01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:02,416
It's an unspeakable tragedy.

1250
01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:06,320
Do any of the parents know?
Have they been made aware?

1251
01:22:06,322 --> 01:22:08,122
Garrett's parents?
Not as yet, sir.

1252
01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,623
I was speaking
to Garrett's father
just last week.

1253
01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:13,193
Is there going
to be a grief councilor?

1254
01:22:13,195 --> 01:22:15,229
We'll arrange
one for you, sir.

1255
01:22:16,698 --> 01:22:19,199
This one's still alive!

1256
01:22:19,201 --> 01:22:21,535
Okay, wait. Okay, honey,
just stay here, okay?

1257
01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:22,670
Just stay here.

1258
01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,313
Vitals are holding.

1259
01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:37,651
What have we got?
Stab wound
to the neck.

1260
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:40,321
She put duct tape on
to stem the bleeding.

1261
01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:42,489
Smart girl.
Saved her blood.

1262
01:22:54,402 --> 01:22:56,070
Let's go.

1263
01:23:58,266 --> 01:24:01,402
Mom, I'm worried
about Ashley.

1264
01:24:01,404 --> 01:24:03,704
I think we should
go to the hospital.