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- A usual boring day. Puppet wasn't so huffy after the incident though. The two were rather content with what little there was, though #05 dusted off his old master system after a while. The two would talk occasionally while he played some games from his library. However there was a knock on the door this day.
- "Do you normally get visitors?" Puppet asked.
- "Not unless they're my landlord."
- #05 opened the door, a familiar face stood at the entrance.
- "Oh! You're-"
- "Hey, gotten harassed by the cops yet?"
- "Nah not yet, how're you doing Fritz?"
- "Pretty good, what's with that puppet?"
- "...Excuse me?" #05 looked bewildered.
- "It's right there floating."
- "Uh...UH...." #05 started sweating profusely.
- Meanwhile Fritz held the expression of a man who gave no fucks, which switched to shock upon him being dragged into #05's home.
- "H-hey ease up I'm getting too old to get manhandled!" Fritz panicked.
- "Promise me you'll tell nobody."
- "Okay okay!" Fritz held his hands up, rather exasperated by the circumstances.
- "...Hi" The puppet said with more than a little venom.
- "Are you still upset I messed with those toy robots? I'm pretty sure those weren't yours."
- "Yes."
- #05 wasn't having any of it though.
- "Explain, PLEASE!" #05 kept himself from bellowing.
- "What he didn't tell you? I kinda messed with the toy robots to mess with Jeremy back in the day." Fritz nonchalantly said.
- "It's not a pleasant topic" Puppet piled on the bitterness in his tone.
- "Not from you it isn't, but that's not the point is it?" Fritz asked humorously.
- "Fuck you, I'm going elsewhere for a bit!" Puppet announced vigorously, flying through the ceiling into parts unknown.
- #05 struggled to contain himself with the sudden turn of events.
- Fritz shrugged.
- "So uh, got a bit? Should probably sit down before I start" Fritz said.
- "Uuuhh yeah please" #05 barely made it to his couch, while Fritz made his way to the other end.
- "Well, I used to do all sorts of silly things like reprogram the robots to try and furiously dry-hump my coworker, confuse him, leave a weight on that puppet's box, and-"
- "Why?" #05 asked rather distressed.
- "It was pretty fun at the time...So now I got a question for you, why's that ghost following you?"
- "I thought you said you needed a bit?"
- "Yeah to hear YOUR story!" Fritz spoke with cheer, a bit of his younger side coming through his aged voice.
- "You remember the fire? Apparently I burned that thing's house down and now he wants some dead guy dead again or something."
- "...Wait that's it?"
- "Yep."
- "That's a lot less exciting than I thought it would be" Fritz said with obvious disappointment.
- "Well it's a problem, first a kid saw him and now a grown-ass man like you can see him."
- A large bang, and a bit of screaming from upstairs later, the puppet floated back down.
- "That's because he's still a fucking kid" Puppet spat out.
- "What did you do?" #05 asked.
- Footsteps could be heard banging on the stairs all the way down, along with the screaming.
- "N-nothing."
- "That doesn't sound like nothing."
- "I may have made their refrigerator explode."
- "AWESOME!" Fritz shouted.
- "No not awesome! Those were perfectly okay neighbors, those are hard to find!" #05 scolded the Puppet.
- The puppet on the other hand didn't much care.
- "So where's that partner-in-crime Jeremy?" The puppet direct their attention to Fritz, despite their better judgement.
- "What do you mean 'partner-in-crime'?" Fritz asked, genuinely curious.
- "Exactly what I mean, he made off with my precious toy robot Chica. Don't tell me you weren't in on that."
- Fritz held a blank look for a few moments, before bursting into tears of laughter.
- "I...*sniff* aaaahahaha...he REALLY took off with her?! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!" Fritz couldn't contain his uproar.
- The old man had to take a moment to collect himself. Puppet and #05 looked to each other briefly.
- "Okay, phew, okay. Thanks for that, I'll be sure to get him good with that!" Fritz kept giggling to himself.
- "So uh Fritz," #05 held his hand up for a moment "can you help us out? Pretty sure puppet here doesn't wanna stay longer than he has to."
- "Yeah sure, you still don't have a car do ya?" Fritz asked.
- "Nope, no job either."
- "Really? I thought it didn't take that long."
- "That's what I thought too" Puppet chimed in.
- "Well anyway," Fritz continued "if you guys need a ride anywhere ask. Ghost exorcising sounds like a fun thing to help with before I get too old." Fritz made his way to the door "I got something I need to do, thanks for letting me stop by!" The aged man waved off the young man and the ghost.
- "See you later Fritz" #05 waved the eccentric man off.
- Puppet hesitantly did so as well.
- -----
- A car's brakes screeched outside of a home. Fritz got out of the car with a sly smirk on his face. He made his way to the door, and knocked. Jeremy answered.
- "Hey Fritz what brings y-"
- "I HEARD BIRD IS THE WORD" Fritz shouted, waggling his eyebrows rapidly.
- "...Fuck."
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