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  1. [19:01:13] Advertisement: Requring information on Alien invasions in Los Santos! Serious Texts only. SMS 95987
  2.  
  3. [19:01:13] You have placed an advertisement and been charged $2500.
  4.  
  5. [19:01:28] SMS from 99456 (Enrique_Jolate): Lawl.
  6.  
  7. [19:01:32] Kick: Zamok_Gonzales has been auto-kicked by System. Reason: "Car ramming/parking"
  8.  
  9. [19:01:36] SMS from 95178 (Kyle_Edward): Probings hurt... FACT!
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  11. [19:01:39] SMS to 99456 (Enrique_Jolate): Serious only.
  12.  
  13. [19:01:42] SMS from 94234 (Kyle_Bran): THEY BE COMING MAN THEY COME FROM SKYS WITH RAYGUNS ANDS TUFF
  14.  
  15. [19:01:43] SMS from 7011 (Fred_Fredburger): every night a UFO flys past Area 69, no joke... I go there to star gaze
  16.  
  17. [19:01:47] SMS to 95178 (Kyle_Edward): thank you for the information.
  18.  
  19. [19:01:53] SMS from 99456 (Enrique_Jolate): Im an Alien. But dont tell anyone.
  20.  
  21. [19:01:54] PM from Fred_Fredburger (ID: 60): LMAO
  22.  
  23. [19:01:58] SMS to 7011 (Fred_Fredburger): thank you for the information.
  24.  
  25. [19:02:02] * Connor Map turns the key in the car and removes it
  26.  
  27. [19:02:02] * The vehicle engine stops ((Connor Map))
  28.  
  29. [19:02:06] (( You have entered a vehicle owned by San Andreas Media ))
  30.  
  31. [19:02:06] [TIP] Type /e to start your vehicle
  32.  
  33. [19:02:07] * Connor Map puts their key in the car and turns it
  34.  
  35. [19:02:09] * The vehicle engine starts ((Connor_Map))
  36.  
  37. [19:02:14] SMS from 929 (Jake_Millington): I've got information. I'm not willing to send it over an sms.
  38.  
  39. [19:02:17] * Connor Map turns the key in the car and removes it
  40.  
  41. [19:02:17] * The vehicle engine stops ((Connor Map))
  42.  
  43. [19:02:37] SMS to 929 (Jake_Millington): Go on.
  44.  
  45. [19:02:38] * Connor Map puts their key in the car and turns it
  46.  
  47. [19:02:39] * The vehicle engine starts ((Connor_Map))
  48.  
  49. [19:03:14] SMS from 929 (Jake_Millington): They could be watching my phone.
  50.  
  51. [19:03:29] SMS to 929 (Jake_Millington): Mhm. I know that. where would you like to meet?
  52.  
  53. [19:03:47] SMS from 929 (Jake_Millington): How about we meet at KFC?
  54.  
  55. [19:04:23] * Connor Map turns the key in the car and removes it
  56.  
  57. [19:04:23] * The vehicle engine stops ((Connor Map))
  58.  
  59. [19:04:37] SMS to 929 (Jake_Millington): Sure, I'll be in the back with a coffee
  60.  
  61. [19:05:23] * Jake Millington coughs.
  62.  
  63. [19:05:27] * Connor Map nods
  64.  
  65. [19:05:33] * Jake Millington looks at Connor, before taking a seat.
  66.  
  67. [19:05:33] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: you responded to my text
  68.  
  69. [19:05:35] * Connor Map grins
  70.  
  71. [19:05:51] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Before I tell you.
  72.  
  73. [19:05:56] * Connor Map raises his eyebrows
  74.  
  75. [19:06:02] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Are you an alien!?
  76.  
  77. [19:06:06] * Connor Map grins
  78.  
  79. [19:06:23] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: man, If I were an alien I woulda' shot mahself years 'go
  80.  
  81. [19:06:32] * Jake Millington nods slowly.
  82.  
  83. [19:06:34] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Hmm, yeah.
  84.  
  85. [19:06:37] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: anyway.
  86.  
  87. [19:06:44] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: I'm lookin' for some serious inf-er-mation on the aliens in this city
  88.  
  89. [19:06:50] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: One morning I was making toast.
  90.  
  91. [19:06:58] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: wait!
  92.  
  93. [19:07:04] * Connor Map pulls a notepad out of his pocket, with a pencil
  94.  
  95. [19:07:06] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: name?
  96.  
  97. [19:07:07] * Jake Millington looks left and right, to make sure nobody is watching.
  98.  
  99. [19:07:17] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Josh, Josh Barns.
  100.  
  101. [19:07:21] * Connor Map nods
  102.  
  103. [19:07:35] * Connor Map scrawls on the notepad
  104.  
  105. [19:07:40] * It reads: interview with Josh Barns ((Connor_Map))
  106.  
  107. [19:07:46] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: alright
  108.  
  109. [19:07:49] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: continue, dude
  110.  
  111. [19:07:54] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: One morning I making toast.
  112.  
  113. [19:07:58] (( Jake_Millington says: I was* ))
  114.  
  115. [19:08:15] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: When there was a massive crash in my garden.
  116.  
  117. [19:08:26] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: So I looked outside, to find a small green dog.
  118.  
  119. [19:08:33] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Eating my damn flowers!
  120.  
  121. [19:08:45] * Connor Map opens his eyes wide
  122.  
  123. [19:08:54] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: hol-y-shit
  124.  
  125. [19:08:56] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: So I filled a cup up with water.
  126.  
  127. [19:09:02] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: I threw it at the dog.
  128.  
  129. [19:09:09] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: It started to just..
  130.  
  131. [19:09:14] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Just..
  132.  
  133. [19:09:17] * Connor Map nods
  134.  
  135. [19:09:20] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: grew?
  136.  
  137. [19:09:31] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: evaporate
  138.  
  139. [19:09:36] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: see, the aliens in this city do l-
  140.  
  141. [19:09:46] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: oh
  142.  
  143. [19:09:51] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: strange, never heard of that before.
  144.  
  145. [19:09:56] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: I thought nothing of it.
  146.  
  147. [19:10:04] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: I went to sleep, that night.
  148.  
  149. [19:10:15] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: When three green men, walked in my room.
  150.  
  151. [19:10:24] * Connor Map is writing this all down
  152.  
  153. [19:10:27] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: I didn't understand them
  154.  
  155. [19:10:51] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: When they tied me up and well...
  156.  
  157. [19:11:00] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: They er.
  158.  
  159. [19:11:01] * Jake Millington coughs
  160.  
  161. [19:11:05] * Connor Map nods
  162.  
  163. [19:11:08] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: They stuck something in my ass.
  164.  
  165. [19:11:09] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: no need to go further dude
  166.  
  167. [19:11:13] * Connor Map flinches
  168.  
  169. [19:11:18] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: I said no need, woah!
  170.  
  171. [19:11:25] * Jake Millington sighs.
  172.  
  173. [19:11:37] * Connor Map smiles
  174.  
  175. [19:11:41] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: anythin' else?
  176.  
  177. [19:11:49] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: After they did that..
  178.  
  179. [19:11:54] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: They untied me
  180.  
  181. [19:12:10] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: I looked out my window, to find they flew away!
  182.  
  183. [19:12:22] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: In a spaceship!
  184.  
  185. [19:12:24] * Connor Map nods, still writing
  186.  
  187. [19:12:30] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: what'd this ship look like?
  188.  
  189. [19:12:38] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: That's when I thought, you can't explain that.
  190.  
  191. [19:12:40] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: hmm
  192.  
  193. [19:12:52] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: It was giant circle
  194.  
  195. [19:12:55] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Type thing
  196.  
  197. [19:13:11] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: stereotypical U F S
  198.  
  199. [19:13:14] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Huge lights
  200.  
  201. [19:13:19] * Connor Map nods
  202.  
  203. [19:13:24] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: With a sign on the back
  204.  
  205. [19:13:41] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: what'd it say?
  206.  
  207. [19:13:42] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: It said "Don't like my driving? Tell somebody who cares."
  208.  
  209. [19:13:49] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: so that's why I'm telling you.
  210.  
  211. [19:13:57] * Connor Map nods
  212.  
  213. [19:14:00] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: I do care. thanks for this
  214.  
  215. [19:14:10] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: you'll see it on my column on the San Andreas World, on saturday
  216.  
  217. [19:14:13] * Jake Millington nods
  218.  
  219. [19:14:14] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: can I have a photo?
  220.  
  221. [19:14:17] * Connor Map stands up
  222.  
  223. [19:14:18] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: Sure
  224.  
  225. [19:14:31] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: hmm
  226.  
  227. [19:14:38] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: face me, and cross- there we go!
  228.  
  229.  
  230. [19:15:06] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: thanks!
  231.  
  232. [19:15:09] * Jake Millington nods
  233.  
  234. [19:15:12] [Southern Accent] Connor Map says: Have a good day, Josh
  235.  
  236. [19:15:16] [British Accent] Jake Millington says: You too
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