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- [07:00:25] basssic: @Bananaburger
- [07:00:30] bananaburger: i did
- [07:00:32] basssic: o
- [07:00:35] bananaburger: i did a reinstall too
- [07:00:44] bananaburger: i also made a new profile but i havent switched yet
- [07:00:50] jencis0: sweet dreamz
- [07:01:03] bananaburger: because i dont feel like importing my extension settings
- [07:01:08] basssic: are you sure it's not an addon?
- [07:01:15] bananaburger: it could be
- [07:01:26] bananaburger: i wish i knew how to read about:memory
- [07:01:26] ethernetseeds: I don't think the plane has enough people
- [07:01:41] basssic: that plane needs a roof
- [07:01:44] raynor_ex: i mean it is plane shaped
- [07:01:47] 13thmarc: well its a sports plane. convertible and everything
- [07:01:49] raynor_ex: it has all of the plane parts
- [07:01:49] bananaburger: nah its like a convertible
- [07:02:04] bananaburger: how many people does it hold?
- [07:02:07] bananaburger: whoops
- [07:02:10] shimmerfairy: "no roof" is the entire point of the plane.
- [07:02:10] fusxfaranto: timOh
- [07:02:12] basssic: first class no longer
- [07:02:20] fusxfaranto: first-to-die class
- [07:02:20] miracleflare: it holds 0 now
- [07:02:22] ethernetseeds: but what if it held more
- [07:02:33] bananaburger: 6x...
- [07:02:36] ethernetseeds: you could triple the length and triple the passengers
- [07:02:36] jencis0: should i shower?
- [07:02:37] crzay4321: oh hello simple planes
- [07:02:40] 13thmarc: now can there be a double decker convertible plane?
- [07:02:41] crzay4321: what made you come back to this?
- [07:02:42] bananaburger: 100 rows maybe?
- [07:02:42] 13thmarc: damn it!
- [07:02:46] miracleflare: put more seats on top of their heads
- [07:02:46] 13thmarc: beat me too it tim
- [07:02:48] dangergreg: now it's all hot tub
- [07:03:19] hunterstuff: what game's this?
- [07:03:24] basssic: simple planes
- [07:03:25] bananaburger: i'll say it holds roughly 600 people
- [07:03:28] jencis0: pubg
- [07:03:42] dajmasta: it's good you don't have to worry about the sound barrier in this
- [07:03:52] lostkuroneko: that somehow flies
- [07:03:59] dajmasta: very early
- [07:04:02] pinguino: like immediately
- [07:04:05] dajmasta: the name is obnoxious
- [07:04:06] bananaburger: its easier to spell
- [07:04:08] diggleshut: woah tim
- [07:04:10] bananaburger: and say
- [07:04:13] link2006: but it's much easier to say PUBG
- [07:04:15] diggleshut: I'm gonna insist you call it pubg
- [07:04:17] jencis0: i will own a bar called Pub - G
- [07:04:24] popipon: pub guh is better tbh
- [07:04:24] link2006: than PlayerUnknown's Battleground for the XBox One
- [07:04:28] link2006: (or w/e)
- [07:04:28] lostkuroneko: how many G's would be at the back of that
- [07:04:30] pinguino: pubgub
- [07:04:37] dajmasta: 30-40k
- [07:04:40] lostkuroneko: 30-40k
- [07:04:47] shimmerfairy: I prefer to call it "The Unknown Player's Grounds for Battle".
- [07:04:59] dangergreg: my british friend calls it pug buh to bother people
- [07:05:01] thepyjack: in an unpressureized cabin yes
- [07:05:02] dajmasta: that's the android ripoff, tho
- [07:05:05] 13thmarc: I like to call it 2017 bang bang shooty game
- [07:05:06] ethernetseeds: but those planes do have rooves
- [07:05:09] driftforfun6: You're too high
- [07:05:13] lostkuroneko: concord was 50-55k
- [07:05:16] driftforfun6: Max is about 41K
- [07:05:19] dajmasta: timGuest420
- [07:05:20] dangergreg: player unknown's battle bones
- [07:05:21] crzay4321: you probably can't.
- [07:05:34] diggleshut: no one is flying monotone air
- [07:05:41] dajmasta: 900 mph.....
- [07:05:49] driftforfun6: You're overspeed LOL
- [07:05:56] bananaburger: oh god
- [07:05:56] raynor_ex: we're going to see some serious shit
- [07:05:57] tsarce: here come the wobbles
- [07:05:59] duckfullstop: this is fine
- [07:05:59] lostkuroneko: D:
- [07:06:01] 13thmarc: got the wobbles
- [07:06:02] bananaburger: i dont think a plane should do that
- [07:06:04] duckfullstop: it's what boeing tests for
- [07:06:04] pinguino: wigglewigglewigglewiggle
- [07:06:05] raynor_ex: don't be surprised if your plane travels in time
- [07:06:05] jencis0: just like a bird
- [07:06:06] diggleshut: YES TIM FLAP YOURWINGS
- [07:06:06] dajmasta: i think you already would have hit the sound barrier a while ago
- [07:06:08] basssic: it's flapping its wings
- [07:06:12] dajmasta: flappy plane
- [07:06:14] driftforfun6: You'd be so dead in a Boeing LUL
- [07:06:16] drakofrostbite: Its a birdy
- [07:06:17] senstrae: That's a feature.
- [07:06:26] thepyjack: gotta flap for more lift
- [07:06:29] psychicassault: blow on em before you put en back on
- [07:06:37] dangergreg: this isn't flying, it's falling with style
- [07:06:45] dajmasta: it's actually flying now
- [07:06:46] driftforfun6: Gear for more drag
- [07:06:51] lostkuroneko: Do a barrel roll!
- [07:06:56] dajmasta: just find a flock of seagulls
- [07:07:00] bananaburger: like 600 knots
- [07:07:01] drakofrostbite: Drift land it
- [07:07:03] dajmasta: 500-600
- [07:07:03] diggleshut: 3 mp year
- [07:07:05] bananaburger: or mph i dont remember
- [07:07:18] driftforfun6: What @DaJMasta said
- [07:07:21] orionsnebula: Is this the start of the new pubg map?
- [07:07:22] dangergreg: anything is a landing strip if you're brave enough
- [07:07:38] ethernetseeds: the people would suffocate
- [07:07:45] dajmasta: highly dangerous top-down jetliner
- [07:07:53] dajmasta: don't worry, they would have blacked out from the turns too
- [07:07:56] diggleshut: why have you not fired any yet
- [07:08:09] dajmasta: i thought this was VTOL?
- [07:08:15] dajmasta: no need for a strip timBBQQT
- [07:08:15] driftforfun6: Landing at 640 MPH LUL
- [07:08:28] miracleflare: carve one into the rock
- [07:08:44] dajmasta: i feel like this thing's stall speed is like 400ish
- [07:08:54] lostkuroneko: that ascend doesn't look healthy LUL
- [07:09:05] loremantes: if you don't hit 14000mph i'm unsubscribing
- [07:09:10] pinguino: beep beep pull up
- [07:09:15] dajmasta: this isn't KSP...
- [07:09:16] raynor_ex: don't worry, the passengers are made of plastic
- [07:09:30] dajmasta: "levels itself out" = stalling
- [07:09:33] dangergreg: it's afraid
- [07:09:36] newtwitch_user: is this taeko ohnuki?
- [07:09:48] newtwitch_user: Tim, what artist is this ?
- [07:09:54] raynor_ex: that's the emergency exit
- [07:10:07] dajmasta: DIVE DIVE DIVE
- [07:10:08] lostkuroneko: HERE WE GO! \ FeelsAmazingMan /
- [07:10:12] dajmasta: (we're all gonna die)
- [07:10:12] pinguino: yeah land at 800 mph
- [07:10:14] pinguino: why not
- [07:10:17] 13thmarc: top gun
- [07:10:20] zelst: oh no
- [07:10:22] drakofrostbite: DRIFFFTTT
- [07:10:24] tsarce: extreme speeds, hope everyone has their seatbelts on
- [07:10:25] pinguino: 1000
- [07:10:28] kneefoil: This'll turn out well
- [07:10:32] dajmasta: what are the control nipples on screen?
- [07:10:34] basssic: those wings are not happy
- [07:10:39] lostkuroneko: if tim lands this ill eat a shoe
- [07:10:41] makeneighlikehorse: coming in hot...
- [07:10:48] dajmasta: cut throttle to -200
- [07:10:49] raynor_ex: i'd assume the'd have done that by now if the were going to
- [07:11:02] basssic: yeah just a bit
- [07:11:15] dajmasta: DOOOOOOMED
- [07:11:20] johnnymaq: nice
- [07:11:25] agilebacon: Instant frame drop haha.
- [07:11:27] tsarce: game didn't like that lmao
- [07:11:28] miracleflare: the lag is an encouraging sign
- [07:11:30] raynor_ex: calculating impact
- [07:11:32] duckfullstop: it's fine as long as the game doesn't speed up
- [07:11:35] aaron940: Cinematic
- [07:11:36] t1ndle: lmao dropped with the song
- [07:11:38] wryght: nice music timing
- [07:11:38] kneefoil: CPU working that 100%
- [07:11:39] dyrand: nothing has happened
- [07:11:40] driftforfun6: Why is there lag :(
- [07:11:41] dajmasta: yeah this is just the landing
- [07:11:44] diggleshut: damaged is better tha ndead
- [07:11:44] dyrand: it's yet to be determined
- [07:11:45] dajmasta: no need to sim any more
- [07:12:05] dajmasta: it's probably doing damage calculations serially instead of parallel
- [07:12:05] thepyjack: "I always found landing a rather unnecessary part of flight" - Thomas Jefferson
- [07:12:06] jencis0: this looks like how my computer in 1999 ran everything
- [07:12:11] shimmerfairy: This game really sucks, eh?
- [07:12:15] diggleshut: tim engage revser thrusters
- [07:12:18] diggleshut: reverse
- [07:12:20] dajmasta: how is this working
- [07:12:24] dyrand: this is the frame by frame ez mode landing
- [07:12:25] pinguino: parachute
- [07:12:26] tsarce: it might live yet
- [07:12:27] ethernetseeds: running out of runway
- [07:12:34] driftforfun6: Are your autobrakes set to level 3?
- [07:12:57] diggleshut: video game math
- [07:13:05] dajmasta: oh it's slowing down kinda slow now
- [07:13:07] zelst: drift into the terminal
- [07:13:15] dajmasta: gotta brake harder
- [07:13:20] dangergreg: DEJA VU
- [07:13:24] diggleshut: do an ollie
- [07:13:25] frydae99: coming to a nice abrupt stop either way
- [07:13:26] jencis0: the passengers will probably survive
- [07:13:32] dajmasta: some of them, at least
- [07:13:37] dyrand: the count down
- [07:13:41] tsarce: monkaS
- [07:13:47] 13thmarc: a crash at 45 is more like a gentle bump
- [07:13:47] lostkuroneko: DRIFT!
- [07:13:55] kneefoil: Some passengers might still survive this trip
- [07:14:09] duckfullstop: man is this flight simulator for DOS
- [07:14:11] dajmasta: yeah, cause airplanes have great crumple zones
- [07:14:11] yunvon: oh god
- [07:14:14] diggleshut: the entire plane is the crumple zone
- [07:14:28] skygtr350: timOh
- [07:14:32] crzay4321: and we're inching closer and closer.
- [07:14:35] dajmasta: it's accelerated disembarking (tm)
- [07:14:38] diggleshut: terminal is gonna get a 12mph nudge
- [07:14:47] driftforfun6: Parking brakes tim?
- [07:14:55] dajmasta: the trees LUL
- [07:14:56] crzay4321: wait what?
- [07:14:57] kneefoil: Perfect landing
- [07:15:00] basssic: successful landing
- [07:15:02] diggleshut: thank god we built the terminal out of rubber
- [07:15:09] ethernetseeds: rubber trees
- [07:15:09] miracleflare: success!
- [07:15:10] crzay4321: okay, sure. we did it.
- [07:15:15] jencis0: timBBQQT //
- [07:15:19] raynor_ex: all of the plastic passengers breathe a sigh of relief
- [07:15:23] driftforfun6: Ugh
- [07:15:37] dangergreg: did it just bounce
- [07:15:42] yunvon: Loving this chill music
- [07:16:05] 13thmarc: And my computer got restarted. now on the old crappy laptop
- [07:17:03] skygtr350: it bounced
- [07:17:04] dajmasta: 0.65fps
- [07:17:05] skygtr350: and died
- [07:17:14] duckfullstop: A frame
- [07:17:18] ethernetseeds: more passengers
- [07:17:32] diggleshut: I like the red LEDs in your engine
- [07:18:36] 13thmarc: so going to try the double decker idea?
- [07:18:42] somersault_: can you make it fight the hamburger?
- [07:18:43] skygtr350: timOh
- [07:18:44] ethernetseeds: yes with its 6 miniguns
- [07:19:32] dajmasta: are those guns?
- [07:20:00] basssic: did you ever upload the sports plane to that database, or no
- [07:20:07] dajmasta: shoot down competing passenger planes
- [07:20:40] somersault_: to the sun
- [07:20:56] dajmasta: this thing has a ridiculous amount of thrust
- [07:20:57] boatson_houghes: you may feel a slight incline folks
- [07:21:08] ethernetseeds: shoot some celebratory missiles for the passengers
- [07:21:10] yunvon: Is Tim training to become a commercial pilot when he grows up?
- [07:21:31] dajmasta: it's happening kreygas m
- [07:21:32] lostkuroneko: Yunvon wouldn't want to be on this flight LUL
- [07:21:46] driftforfun6: S T A L L
- [07:21:48] dajmasta: so we have 40k to recover from this fall timBBQQT
- [07:21:51] raynor_ex: it turns out planes aren't supposed to do this
- [07:21:59] boatson_houghes: who knew flying straight up was wrong??
- [07:22:05] basssic: passengers are very pleased with this flight
- [07:22:14] dajmasta: "fine"
- [07:22:15] murugo: This sums up my airline experience
- [07:22:18] skygtr350: timOh no
- [07:22:19] dajmasta: timNotfound
- [07:22:20] crzay4321: welp
- [07:22:21] driftforfun6: As long as tim knows how to do a controlled stall @DaJMasta
- [07:22:32] dajmasta: because it's not a fighter plane?
- [07:23:01] driftforfun6: Tim play X-Plane 11 :(
- [07:23:02] dajmasta: "only"
- [07:23:05] lostkuroneko: is 10 engines the max?
- [07:23:25] driftforfun6: True, but theres always freeware
- [07:23:29] dajmasta: he'd just get like a fuel capacity of 6 minutes of flying
- [07:23:47] lostkuroneko: 50-55k
- [07:24:00] driftforfun6: I'm sad I never got to fly it
- [07:24:27] lostkuroneko: concords were so loud
- [07:24:28] dajmasta: a bullet plane?!
- [07:24:29] kanyelordofcats: Barrel roll?
- [07:24:38] driftforfun6: The Concorde was most definitely the future of aviation.
- [07:24:43] duckfullstop: Working nekomimi ears?
- [07:24:43] dajmasta: you're running out of air to climb in
- [07:24:51] 13thmarc: I still don't know why private jets are trying to be as fast as concord. People with money don't want to waste time
- [07:25:08] duckfullstop: actually yeah, JAL invested like 10m into a new supersonic jet
- [07:25:13] duckfullstop: but it's a US project
- [07:25:13] dajmasta: you gotta switch to the vacuum engines if you want to go any farther
- [07:25:22] dajmasta: 10m is nothing for a new jet....
- [07:25:30] marko97marko97: are those nerf guns?
- [07:25:34] basssic: where are the pilots in this plane?
- [07:25:34] driftforfun6: @13thMarc a lot of people do like the privacy that comes with one though.
- [07:25:41] duckfullstop: https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/04/japan-airlines-invests-10-million-in-supersonic-startup-boom.html
- [07:25:54] oklahoma_joes: Drop into a dive and see if you can pull out of it at 10000 feet!
- [07:25:54] lostkuroneko: concords max specs were 60k
- [07:25:57] lostkuroneko: so if you pass that
- [07:25:59] lostkuroneko: \o/
- [07:26:00] somepoorsap: Nice ride
- [07:26:19] dajmasta: you just clip into the skybox at some point timBBQQT
- [07:26:20] basssic: 58100 ish
- [07:26:20] duckfullstop: concorde was nuts
- [07:26:36] duckfullstop: if you've ever been in one, you realise how small the thing was
- [07:26:47] dajmasta: whelp, it was nice knowing you timMrBones
- [07:26:48] ramon_e_: oh no
- [07:26:51] duckfullstop: a tall person pretty much has to duck near the cockpit
- [07:26:54] somepoorsap: timOh
- [07:26:56] driftforfun6: FASTER THAN THE CONCORDE
- [07:27:09] miracleflare: weeeee
- [07:27:13] kanyelordofcats: Flap harder
- [07:27:20] lostkuroneko: \ FeelsAmazingMan /
- [07:27:21] somepoorsap: It's a bird!
- [07:27:27] lostkuroneko: we did it!
- [07:27:28] dajmasta: how in the fuck
- [07:27:42] ethernetseeds: so the passengers go like 20Gs there right?
- [07:27:46] zelst: can't wait to try this in real life
- [07:27:47] dajmasta: all of our legs would have exploded with blood
- [07:27:47] lostkuroneko: now strap more engines!
- [07:27:53] driftforfun6: is sa beauty.
- [07:28:03] dajmasta: but the plane would have shattered from going like mach 3
- [07:28:06] raynor_ex: the passengers are made of plastic, they don't have blood
- [07:28:18] driftforfun6: So much aircraft stress :(
- [07:28:30] dajmasta: but props to the seats and passenger restraints
- [07:28:34] dajmasta: they really do their job
- [07:28:45] dajmasta: no one out the top yet
- [07:29:12] ethernetseeds: no bathrooms though
- [07:29:22] driftforfun6: Or strobe / landing lights
- [07:29:23] zomgqwert: it's the replacement to Airforce One
- [07:29:35] driftforfun6: Lower - tier air force one
- [07:29:47] somepoorsap: Airforce .5
- [07:30:03] 13thmarc: Airforce two - force harder
- [07:30:10] permafrost37: easy paratrooper deployment too, just roll
- [07:30:12] raynor_ex: hey, you found the new pubg map
- [07:30:16] deepfreeze2k: Airforce 2 is the VP plane
- [07:31:07] dajmasta: it really sounds like you just need a half dozen more engines, tim
- [07:31:24] dajmasta: you're in egypt, clearly
- [07:31:26] shimmerfairy: "Pyramids of Et"
- [07:31:31] ethernetseeds: the twilight zone
- [07:31:48] dajmasta: back when the dead sea wasn't so dead
- [07:32:13] dajmasta: it's just a mirage
- [07:32:51] dajmasta: just put it down in the drink
- [07:33:04] bananaburger: this is the same guitar riff from plastic love
- [07:33:12] bananaburger: or its very similar at least
- [07:33:13] mr_xjab: does it even have wheels?
- [07:33:13] driftforfun6: Touch n go on the water tim
- [07:33:29] dajmasta: the ocean is made of jet fuel
- [07:33:35] dajmasta: just extend a tube and fly real low
- [07:34:02] mr_xjab: oh nice its just a giant skateboard lol
- [07:34:10] mr_xjab: with wings
- [07:34:22] bananaburger: wait this is plastic love
- [07:34:23] somepoorsap: Can you make seaplanes?
- [07:34:27] bananaburger: heh
- [07:34:39] knightceo: What in the blue freshly shaven hell
- [07:34:41] zomgqwert: you need hydroplane legs for this plane
- [07:34:51] naoyudai: Did I just tune into the weirdest game of PUBG?
- [07:34:53] dajmasta: tim is just generating some turbulence for an authentic flight feel
- [07:34:56] somepoorsap: They didn't have it when I first played
- [07:35:11] somepoorsap: Yes
- [07:35:21] dajmasta: what about the flying boat?
- [07:35:30] dajmasta: an aircraft carrier
- [07:36:16] somepoorsap: heh https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/O0rLhe/Thomas-the-Dank-Engine-v1-1
- [07:38:00] somepoorsap: I don't know why I added a control flap inside it
- [07:38:19] perciacalos: Landing at 300 miles per hour will do that
- [07:38:20] duckfullstop: timPlus
- [07:38:20] driftforfun6: Oh our frames are good
- [07:38:26] dajmasta: BONK
- [07:38:47] aaron940: π
- [07:38:49] rintezuka1: Does firing weapons slow down airplane? If yes you could use rockets/machine gun to slow down
- [07:38:52] dajmasta: skid to a nice stop
- [07:38:57] lostkuroneko: more engines!
- [07:38:58] dajmasta: aceTC
- [07:39:06] rintezuka1: aww
- [07:39:28] somepoorsap: ez pz
- [07:39:34] dajmasta: wow
- [07:39:37] dajmasta: i'm impressed
- [07:39:46] dajmasta: this game is too generous timBBQQT
- [07:39:59] dajmasta: oh, but you didn't refuel
- [07:40:12] naoyudai: Master pilots don't need fuel
- [07:40:14] somepoorsap: Hello, my name is Dave from Boeing. We are interested in collaborating with your airplane designs.
- [07:40:15] dajmasta: oic
- [07:40:16] aifread: Master pilot and a garbage engineer
- [07:40:21] johnnymaq: having fifty engines gets you up to speed pretty quick
- [07:40:45] jencis0: Hi Dave
- [07:40:57] jencis0: Are you looking for interns?
- [07:41:02] rintezuka1: timOh
- [07:41:03] dajmasta: it's fine, i'm sure
- [07:41:05] kneefoil: The frames were badly damaged
- [07:41:11] dajmasta: 200mph skid LUL
- [07:41:13] rintezuka1: slide show
- [07:41:15] somepoorsap: Need to add more frames to your plane.
- [07:41:22] perciacalos: SAVED
- [07:41:27] zomgqwert: perfedt
- [07:41:28] naoyudai: Masterful
- [07:41:28] yunvon: Good job!
- [07:41:29] somepoorsap: Flawless
- [07:41:31] zomgqwert: perfect
- [07:41:35] jencis0: mamma mia
- [07:41:35] rintezuka1: like a glove
- [07:41:38] elagabaluscaesar: It's 2:40 in the morning. Why am I watching an open top jetliner crash in 3 fps?
- [07:41:41] sgspectre: okay good i thought that was my internet
- [07:41:43] mr_xjab: that fps
- [07:41:45] aifread: Remember to wait until after you land to deploy the landing gear
- [07:41:47] dajmasta: you know why, caesar
- [07:41:58] naoyudai: He's lost control of his life?
- [07:41:58] aifread: Oh hey it's this song
- [07:42:05] akeazy: I love 1 FPS
- [07:42:06] dajmasta: that's only part of it
- [07:42:06] aifread: The one from Youtube
- [07:42:10] jencis0: @ElagabalusCaesar you've lost control of your life
- [07:42:15] dajmasta: add some more engines
- [07:42:28] jencis0: so have i
- [07:43:24] jencis0: finna brush my teeth and sleep
- [07:43:49] dajmasta: timOh
- [07:43:50] hunniepun: sup chat batsLurk \
- [07:44:22] johnnymaq: or tear the wings clean off
- [07:44:39] dajmasta: i wanna see that
- [07:44:44] mr_xjab: its on the menu. 3 lines then Its at the top for mirror
- [07:45:09] rylane: lol
- [07:45:11] kneefoil: It's kinda working
- [07:45:16] naoyudai: Looks fine to me
- [07:45:27] elagabaluscaesar: The Taco is still my favorite
- [07:45:29] bananaburger: holy cow
- [07:45:32] bananaburger: the turbo engines
- [07:45:34] somepoorsap: Gotta go fast n' stuff.
- [07:45:40] raynor_ex: approaching ludicrous speed
- [07:45:41] somepoorsap: As designed.
- [07:45:47] senstrae: Lol.
- [07:45:47] naoyudai: They flap for extra lift
- [07:45:49] akeazy: looks legit
- [07:45:50] kneefoil: Lookin' gooood
- [07:45:51] dajmasta: ~waggle waggle~
- [07:45:51] bananaburger: is this a concorde?
- [07:45:52] johnnymaq: oop
- [07:45:55] crzay4321: oh
- [07:45:56] perciacalos: timOh
- [07:45:56] somepoorsap: uh timOh
- [07:45:57] hunniepun: simS
- [07:45:57] duckfullstop: timOh
- [07:45:59] senstrae: Uh oh.
- [07:46:00] misssunna: oh
- [07:46:02] dajmasta: don't worry, your engines will be your control surfaces
- [07:46:03] skygtr350: timOh
- [07:46:07] theaxel11: timMrBones timMrBones
- [07:46:09] kneefoil: Lookin' veeeery goood
- [07:46:24] yerryin: if the engines can vector he might be able to save it
- [07:46:29] natenomm: Is this music from a playlist?
- [07:46:40] dajmasta: but they may also swing over and destroy the other wing bits
- [07:46:42] somepoorsap: Failover test successful.
- [07:47:00] crzay4321: already at 57% fuel.
- [07:47:21] dajmasta: "works"
- [07:47:36] dajmasta: if only you could reprogram your elevators to do it
- [07:47:36] duckfullstop: obverse rudder
- [07:47:48] dajmasta: or maybe just break one timBBQQT
- [07:48:15] fennecwf: @stereotonetim I just made Deviled Eggs. So good.
- [07:48:36] dajmasta: dat thrust
- [07:48:49] scruffymonkeh: i am here for the planes
- [07:48:52] duckfullstop: see if this was an actual flight sim the usual recommendation for loss of ailerons would be rudder like fuck
- [07:48:56] scruffymonkeh: sinple
- [07:49:00] hunniepun: 360 no roll
- [07:49:07] aifread: Not many modern flying machines make use of flapping wing structures
- [07:49:08] mr_xjab: in a real plan youd use engine thrust to control it
- [07:49:16] zomgqwert: do a fly by a mountain and see if you can scrape off one of the back wings
- [07:49:16] dajmasta: not wing structures
- [07:49:20] dajmasta: the engines are the flapping bit
- [07:49:20] duckfullstop: @mr_xjab unless you only have one engine
- [07:49:37] naoyudai: @Aifread He was inspired by Da Vinci, master aviator
- [07:49:42] duckfullstop: @zomgqwert this also works
- [07:49:51] hunniepun: this is natural MiniK
- [07:49:54] mr_xjab: if you only had one engine youd just end in the drink lol
- [07:49:56] thatguydaniel: Quick everyone run to the other side of the plane to shift the weight
- [07:50:01] dajmasta: davinci's classic maxim: "throw more engines on that bitch"
- [07:50:02] scruffymonkeh: @NaoYudai the famed ninja turtle :o
- [07:50:22] naoyudai: Nature's aviators
- [07:50:22] dajmasta: i like that we've been going left for several minutes
- [07:50:49] crzay4321: good work
- [07:50:51] crzay4321: I think.
- [07:51:04] duckfullstop: so this is how MH17 went down
- [07:51:06] kneefoil: Can you make an emergency landing in the water?
- [07:51:09] zomgqwert: slow glide into the runway and hope the wing holds up enough to even the plane out for landing
- [07:51:10] chuchu4chu: Why does it fly like that? LUL
- [07:51:11] naoyudai: Three lefts make a right
- [07:51:15] hunniepun: how many lefts before we make a right?
- [07:51:17] dajmasta: a 500mph emergency "landing"
- [07:51:21] hunniepun: oh damn
- [07:51:32] scruffymonkeh: the new jersey right :)
- [07:51:42] duckfullstop: if we keep flying like this we might made it to an island
- [07:51:49] johnnymaq: those engines wont explode at all
- [07:51:53] foxeyevalkyrie: rooComfy
- [07:52:07] crzay4321: does that one have a landing strip?
- [07:52:08] dajmasta: the victims, tim
- [07:52:10] somepoorsap: I'm loving the music.
- [07:52:19] chuchu4chu: Can those wheels handle landing?
- [07:52:35] dajmasta: but you have like no control of direction, right?
- [07:52:47] duckfullstop: 10%
- [07:52:51] scruffymonkeh: those wheels were born for this. I believe
- [07:52:53] crzay4321: 8%
- [07:53:09] duckfullstop: 7
- [07:53:19] dajmasta: water, it seems
- [07:53:26] crzay4321: RIP
- [07:53:29] dajmasta: timMrBones
- [07:53:29] somepoorsap: RIP in peace
- [07:53:30] duckfullstop: successful landing
- [07:53:32] raynor_ex: don't worry, plastic people don't feel pain
- [07:53:34] duckfullstop: nothing exploded
- [07:53:38] scruffymonkeh: plane was just thirsty :)
- [07:53:41] perciacalos: Into the blue abyss with you
- [07:53:41] somepoorsap: timMinus
- [07:53:43] hunniepun: why was that calming
- [07:53:50] raynor_ex: they do feel depression, which they will be feeling as they sink into the blue abyss
- [07:53:51] dajmasta: if you reattach one by one, you can probably make them attach to the wings
- [07:53:55] naoyudai: Roofless airplane/submarine
- [07:54:13] dajmasta: 6% of fuel used going down the runway timBBQQT
- [07:54:30] kneefoil: This doesn't look right
- [07:54:33] dajmasta: it's accelerating............
- [07:54:39] rintezuka1: Tim can in space
- [07:54:51] monkasteve: why do you have 2 channels, tim?
- [07:54:52] dajmasta: timSpaceman
- [07:54:59] dajmasta: yeah, or so
- [07:55:05] scruffymonkeh: simple shuttles
- [07:55:05] naoyudai: Next stop: the moon
- [07:55:12] hunniepun: spaaaaaace lreygW
- [07:55:14] chillgod: FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
- [07:55:17] thatguydaniel: Thats no moon
- [07:55:17] hunniepun: kreygW
- [07:55:18] dajmasta: plane caps out at the end of the atmosphere
- [07:55:20] crzay4321: how high did the space burger go?
- [07:55:21] chillgod: GO HIIIIIIIIIIIGHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- [07:55:21] kneefoil: We're above the clouds, baby!
- [07:55:23] chuchu4chu: This is the new spy plane?
- [07:55:33] permafrost37: simplerockets
- [07:55:37] elagabaluscaesar: The game quits and then loads KSP
- [07:55:38] dajmasta: KSP
- [07:55:54] chillgod: it feels like im playing high jump in kirby air ride and you're using dragoon
- [07:55:56] perciacalos: Not even in KSP can planes enter space
- [07:56:03] dajmasta: you got almost 20k more height
- [07:56:04] skygtr350: LUL
- [07:56:14] dajmasta: well, you can use engines that have vacuum capability in KSP
- [07:56:17] scruffymonkeh: @ElagabalusCaesar that would be sick of it exported tour plane into a ksp readable blueprint
- [07:56:19] bananaburger: what
- [07:56:25] bananaburger: heh
- [07:56:29] dajmasta: MAXIMUM SPEED
- [07:56:39] perciacalos: Take that physics!
- [07:56:40] somepoorsap: timClip
- [07:56:43] duckfullstop: HE'S GOING TO PLAID
- [07:56:47] foxeyevalkyrie: We flee so high up we ended up back in time
- [07:56:49] dajmasta: 1255mph, noice
- [07:56:52] duckfullstop: timOh
- [07:56:53] foxeyevalkyrie: flew*
- [07:56:54] scruffymonkeh: oh
- [07:56:54] perciacalos: timMrBones
- [07:56:55] dajmasta: worth.
- [07:56:57] chillgod: rip
- [07:57:02] kneefoil: well... great
- [07:57:03] crzay4321: wonderful
- [07:57:08] naoyudai: o deer
- [07:57:11] rintezuka1: dejavu
- [07:57:13] scruffymonkeh: the candle that burns twice as bright
- [07:57:13] tsarce: o7
- [07:57:13] driftforfun6: PULL UP
- [07:57:16] kneefoil: Pull up!
- [07:57:17] driftforfun6: WOOP WOPP
- [07:57:20] scruffymonkeh: burns half as long
- [07:57:23] dajmasta: timMrBones
- [07:57:30] perciacalos: -300 ft
- [07:57:34] neophobos: Part damaged: Pride
- [07:57:47] elagabaluscaesar: It was an impromptu zero g flight
- [07:57:49] dajmasta: Part damaged: Passengers
- [07:57:53] scruffymonkeh: to yooouuuu
- [07:57:54] driftforfun6: RIP PAX RIP MAS :(
- [07:58:09] cylleona: Rocket to submarine
- [07:58:18] dajmasta: NO HYDRAULICS
- [07:58:31] dajmasta: except for control surfaces, i guess?
- [07:58:37] scruffymonkeh: if you had an extra muscley wing, it wouldnt matter if you lost 1
- [07:58:47] chillgod: this feels like the bridge simulators from tech ed class
- [07:58:48] hunniepun: oh my goodness those are all tiny people
- [07:58:56] dajmasta: yeah you just need a beefy wing
- [07:58:59] naoyudai: Tiny, doomed people
- [07:59:34] chuchu4chu: Maybe it just needs like 10 wings so losing one wont matter too much
- [07:59:54] scruffymonkeh: more wings means more flight
- [08:00:36] chillgod: the one in dc has has a number of overweight ppl falling off the coasters
- [08:00:41] chillgod: so maybe
- [08:00:42] scruffymonkeh: π€ have i been subliminally turned into an advetiser
- [08:00:45] dajmasta: 110%
- [08:01:02] dajmasta: drippy wings
- [08:01:08] bananaburger: oh shit its say goodbye
- [08:01:17] dajmasta: no need to simulate, it will happen
- [08:01:35] chillgod: LOL
- [08:01:35] bananaburger: the synths in this are cool
- [08:01:36] naoyudai: Perfect
- [08:01:37] somepoorsap: AS PLANNED
- [08:01:39] perciacalos: timOh
- [08:01:41] agilebacon: Oh no.
- [08:01:42] scruffymonkeh: genius
- [08:01:47] basssic: this isn't the original...
- [08:01:53] dajmasta: do the rudder too
- [08:02:07] dajmasta: then maybe a pod of people and fuel
- [08:02:21] naoyudai: Just put the cockpit on one
- [08:02:24] somepoorsap: Make the passengers detachable
- [08:02:31] bananaburger: oh man
- [08:02:32] somepoorsap: timOh
- [08:02:35] scruffymonkeh: need to drop the wings for easier time to make lift
- [08:02:38] dajmasta: then it really would be a pubg plane
- [08:02:40] twerkinginkmart: Look, it's flapping
- [08:02:50] basssic: this is how regular planes work
- [08:02:51] dajmasta: it just wants to fly
- [08:02:53] chillgod: THEYRE LIKE PAPER
- [08:02:57] naoyudai: JAZZ HANDS
- [08:03:06] elagabaluscaesar: This isn't PUBG, it's Unknown Royal Battlegrounds
- [08:03:16] duckfullstop: a whole new meaning to fly by wire
- [08:03:22] dajmasta: Simple Battlegrounds
- [08:03:41] scruffymonkeh: just like an eagle
- [08:03:46] dajmasta: majestic
- [08:04:17] sharrakor: tiny flaps, big lift
- [08:05:05] chillgod: LOL
- [08:05:05] scruffymonkeh: uhhh
- [08:05:15] sharrakor: it's fiiiine
- [08:05:18] dajmasta: it probably flies better without the flappy bit
- [08:05:30] sharrakor: the flappy bit gives character
- [08:05:35] dajmasta: true
- [08:05:53] sharrakor: the runway is in your heart all along
- [08:06:10] dajmasta: wyngz
- [08:06:29] miracleflare: it's like losing a hemisphere of your brain
- [08:06:36] dajmasta: you just have to be vertical then rotate to be horizontal
- [08:06:46] toemanjon11: never thought id see the sports plane again
- [08:06:55] dajmasta: so tim's plane has been severely lobotomized?
- [08:07:04] sharrakor: it's like losing a hand, the other hand compensates
- [08:07:22] dajmasta: wat
- [08:07:25] perciacalos: Oh
- [08:07:25] rintezuka1: whew
- [08:07:26] chillgod: ALIVE
- [08:07:29] rylane: wow
- [08:07:30] dajmasta: how tho
- [08:07:32] boatson_houghes: textbook
- [08:07:35] basssic: imagine being a passenger on that hellplane
- [08:07:37] chillgod: STILL GOT FUEL
- [08:07:38] scruffymonkeh: part damaged:wing π€
- [08:07:59] dajmasta: maybe that was the wing bit that fell off being damaged timBBQQT
- [08:08:36] dajmasta: you can do it
- [08:08:50] sooperman23: oh no
- [08:08:57] dajmasta: "brakes"
- [08:08:58] chillgod: EZ
- [08:08:59] perciacalos: Those are optional parts
- [08:09:01] dyrand: deja vu
- [08:09:02] miracleflare: spin2win
- [08:09:09] dajmasta: cue deal with it glasses
- [08:09:16] twerkinginkmart: with style
- [08:09:31] dajmasta: enemy?
- [08:09:32] chillgod: lol
- [08:09:35] perciacalos: Gottem
- [08:09:35] dyrand: nice enemy
- [08:09:37] miracleflare: what
- [08:09:47] scruffymonkeh: good kill
- [08:09:48] zomgqwert: now park in the hangar
- [08:09:51] dajmasta: you have like 4 engines, tim
- [08:09:56] dajmasta: and not symmetric ones
- [08:10:05] tsarce: driftuuuu
- [08:10:06] dyrand: they couldn't pull the same maneuver you could
- [08:10:14] e_p_: lmao
- [08:10:14] dajmasta: timOh
- [08:10:22] chillgod: ur just a helicopter now
- [08:10:27] perciacalos: Death spiral
- [08:10:28] dajmasta: you converted to helicopter mode
- [08:10:34] rylane: looks like you just blow up
- [08:10:41] perciacalos: timMrBones
- [08:10:45] zomgqwert: those people thought they were safe for a minute
- [08:10:46] dajmasta: they look like flying fish
- [08:10:54] rintezuka1: yea
- [08:10:59] miracleflare: look at them popping back up
- [08:11:04] dyrand: some of the people are bouncing in the water, which is good
- [08:11:08] toemanjon11: looks like its time to resort back to burger based flight
- [08:11:51] dangergreg: whoa whoa whoa meow
- [08:11:52] dajmasta: timWeeb
- [08:12:07] riceticles: wheres her cockpit
- [08:12:09] scruffymonkeh: q t airplane girl TPcrunchyroll
- [08:12:10] dajmasta: are you going to break off her ailerons too?
- [08:12:10] skygtr350: cirHappy
- [08:12:36] perciacalos: Why *wouldnt* they have boobs?
- [08:12:37] dajmasta: lol the hair
- [08:12:40] skygtr350: LUL
- [08:12:42] e_p_: oh it flies
- [08:12:44] somepoorsap: To the moon!
- [08:12:46] twerkinginkmart: The boobs are moving on their own.
- [08:12:46] rylane: haha
- [08:12:46] zomgqwert: it has jiggle physics
- [08:12:48] perciacalos: She must go, her people need her
- [08:12:52] dajmasta: where do you think, tim timClip
- [08:12:55] rebcart: anime
- [08:13:01] chillgod: uh
- [08:13:03] dajmasta: a n i m e
- [08:13:10] skygtr350: cirGasm
- [08:13:13] perciacalos: timLewd
- [08:13:18] e_p_: lol
- [08:13:21] dajmasta: hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
- [08:13:21] perciacalos: timOh
- [08:13:21] twerkinginkmart: loool
- [08:13:21] scruffymonkeh: the maker got the important parts done
- [08:13:22] bananaburger: wait a minute
- [08:13:22] rylane: wut
- [08:13:23] dylaanthevillain: she ded
- [08:13:23] chillgod: LOL
- [08:13:26] bananaburger: oh wow
- [08:13:30] basssic: 4500 mph!
- [08:13:30] dajmasta: 4400mph
- [08:13:34] rintezuka1: space here we come
- [08:13:34] scruffymonkeh: SabaPing
- [08:13:38] dajmasta: new distance record
- [08:13:39] murugo: Now I can say I've watched Evangelion
- [08:13:40] chillgod: the hair lives on
- [08:13:44] dajmasta: this is the true power of anime
- [08:13:48] perciacalos: KSP is crying
- [08:13:48] dangergreg: what's the song?
- [08:13:52] miracleflare: to the moon!
- [08:13:56] monotonetim: https://www.mixcloud.com/norisuke0726/jpop-citypop-light-mellow-mix-all-7inch/
- [08:14:00] scruffymonkeh: @Murugo heh
- [08:14:08] dajmasta: maybe try turning off the engines, tim
- [08:14:13] dajmasta: i think those are engines.....?
- [08:14:21] dajmasta: the halves of her haid
- [08:14:25] dajmasta: head
- [08:14:25] somepoorsap: dank
- [08:14:41] scruffymonkeh: pew pew pew
- [08:14:50] dangergreg: wiggle wiggle
- [08:14:53] somepoorsap: QWOP
- [08:14:53] rintezuka1: lol
- [08:14:55] chillgod: RUN FASTER
- [08:14:56] dajmasta: s p a c e w a l k
- [08:14:58] perciacalos: Thats great
- [08:14:59] e_p_: just another day on tims stream
- [08:15:01] chuchu4chu: FUUUUUUTURE
- [08:15:04] dajmasta: it's like qwop in the air
- [08:15:18] rickeon: is this kerbal space program
- [08:15:22] aifread: I like her jointed hair
- [08:15:25] bananaburger: timOh
- [08:15:25] ramon_e_: rip
- [08:15:26] dajmasta: F
- [08:15:27] somepoorsap: F
- [08:15:28] duckfullstop: timOh
- [08:15:30] scruffymonkeh: oops
- [08:15:34] ramon_e_: tragic
- [08:15:34] perciacalos: To be continued
- [08:15:38] rintezuka1: lol
- [08:15:41] dajmasta: amazing
- [08:15:45] somepoorsap: You killed anime
- [08:15:46] duckfullstop: A*
- [08:15:49] scruffymonkeh: the power of god, and anime
- [08:15:57] chillgod: the game cant cope with the ptsd
- [08:16:07] sooperman23: divideByAnime error
- [08:16:26] dajmasta: we see only darkness
- [08:16:29] zomgqwert: --------- Control ---------AG1 + Roll: RunAG2: Floating gunsAG3: Active missilesRoll: TurnAG8 / Throttle: AntiGravity
- [08:16:39] rintezuka1: it works
- [08:16:48] scruffymonkeh: running at 20 mph
- [08:16:51] dajmasta: the hair is basically snakes
- [08:16:52] driftforfun6: PokCroagunk
- [08:16:53] ethernetseeds: terminator 2hu
- [08:16:56] ramon_e_: hayai
- [08:16:57] chillgod: they made boob physics
- [08:16:59] perciacalos: Thats one hell of a stride
- [08:17:09] driftforfun6: science has gone far too far
- [08:17:12] murugo: This is how I run in my dreams
- [08:17:20] somepoorsap: Every day we stray further from God.
- [08:17:30] ethernetseeds: perfect balance
- [08:17:36] basssic: long jump world record incoming
- [08:17:53] perciacalos: Seems Good
- [08:18:20] ethernetseeds: does anyone dream without jiggle physics?
- [08:18:21] popipon: oh god what did I come back to
- [08:18:21] somepoorsap: RIP anime
- [08:18:33] the_barmstrong: RIP anime
- [08:18:33] perciacalos: timOh
- [08:18:35] dajmasta: rip your aircraft
- [08:18:36] chillgod: u exploded mid air LOOOOOOOL
- [08:18:38] shreddedcheeseman: what kind of music are we listening to i like it
- [08:18:39] chillgod: the crash
- [08:19:01] scruffymonkeh: @ShreddedCheeseMan citypop will come up with a lot of this type of stuff
- [08:19:23] driftforfun6: Ooo Air Canada livery
- [08:19:23] dajmasta: you've got competition, tim
- [08:19:32] popipon: oh dang
- [08:19:37] dyrand: There's no comparison to make
- [08:19:42] dajmasta: seats made out of detachment points?
- [08:19:46] popipon: yours is the superior flight vessel
- [08:19:49] driftforfun6: 757-200 nice
- [08:19:52] somepoorsap: To realistic 6/10 - IGN
- [08:20:13] driftforfun6: But Air Canada doesn't have 757's so lameee
- [08:20:21] scruffymonkeh: you expect me to believe that 150k lbs hunk of junk can fly ?
- [08:20:21] dajmasta: muh immersion
- [08:20:26] dyrand: This is like a cereal box toy and yours is a like a model aircraft
- [08:21:05] perciacalos: LUL
- [08:21:13] dajmasta: it's almost like this is built like a plane
- [08:21:14] shreddedcheeseman: big aaaass wings
- [08:21:19] rebcart: i think it's called "this is an actual plane"
- [08:21:20] driftforfun6: Lol V1 was like 100 ias
- [08:21:22] perciacalos: Thats the power of Air Canadaβ’
- [08:21:28] dajmasta: you needed to open the hatches LUL
- [08:21:30] scruffymonkeh: Chinese air science is miles above ours it seems
- [08:21:35] e_p_: pretty good build but its no anime girl
- [08:21:40] driftforfun6: Dang and there's landing lights, he got you beat tim LUL
- [08:21:43] skygtr350: Wow Tim, nice plane you made there timClip
- [08:21:52] shimmerfairy: Tim sounds legitimately upset. timMinus
- [08:21:54] anonymousv8: thanks canada
- [08:21:57] dajmasta: it would higher up....
- [08:21:58] somepoorsap: They should be ashamed of themselves.
- [08:21:59] johnnymaq: you could always put more engines on it
- [08:22:01] murugo: Isn't Canada in the other direction
- [08:22:18] dajmasta: HEAD NORTH
- [08:22:28] scruffymonkeh: 60 degree climb ...
- [08:22:36] sooperman23: moar engines required
- [08:22:36] driftforfun6: inb4 stall
- [08:22:47] spofford2415: the passengers might be a tad bit worried what with the 75% incline
- [08:22:56] dajmasta: "terrible roaring drone" sounds like something non-beneficial
- [08:22:58] shreddedcheeseman: 90 degrees forsenS
- [08:23:02] popipon: approaching 90
- [08:23:04] popipon: oh god
- [08:23:06] e_p_: lol
- [08:23:11] driftforfun6: Oof full 360
- [08:23:14] scruffymonkeh: loopdy loop :o
- [08:23:28] dajmasta: tim going full vomit comet
- [08:23:48] driftforfun6: Air Canada is a pretty bad airline so it's deserved
- [08:23:59] dajmasta: we.
- [08:24:06] driftforfun6: (or at least I hear anyways) timClip
- [08:24:21] somepoorsap: [danger zone plays]
- [08:24:24] shreddedcheeseman: not true
- [08:24:25] driftforfun6: Because G-Forces LUL
- [08:24:28] bananaburger: also you'd just be laying down as a passenger
- [08:24:33] bananaburger: pretty relaxing if you ask me
- [08:24:39] dajmasta: please strap yourself into your seat or you will fall onto the people behind you
- [08:24:52] dajmasta: timClip
- [08:24:52] miracleflare: you might even get to go to sleep.
- [08:24:54] shimmerfairy: Isn't it better to go towards your destination at the same time you ascend, rather than go straight up?
- [08:25:08] somepoorsap: Not if your destination is the moon.
- [08:25:18] e_p_: lets see a sick kickflip
- [08:25:25] dangergreg: my dream has always just been to sleep in space
- [08:25:31] dangergreg: no stresses on your body
- [08:25:41] rebcart: see how well it crumples when it crashes
- [08:25:56] scruffymonkeh: burger plane was great.... is great
- [08:25:58] spofford2415: the Hamburger plane was indeed Hall of Fame
- [08:26:10] dajmasta: timNoliability
- [08:26:13] dangergreg: they just sleep in floating sacks on the iss
- [08:26:20] abortion_shark: what do you think the most popular genre is for airline pilots
- [08:26:24] abortion_shark: music genre
- [08:26:40] scruffymonkeh: classic rock goven the demographic
- [08:26:43] dangergreg: trick question, they just blare danger zone at all times
- [08:26:45] popipon: I don't see how those things are related
- [08:26:47] abortion_shark: yeah probably dad rock
- [08:26:50] rebcart: eurobeat
- [08:26:54] dajmasta: aww man
- [08:26:59] sooperman23: prolly sexy disco
- [08:27:01] scruffymonkeh: no fun
- [08:27:02] bananaburger: do pilots listen to music in their headsets?
- [08:27:13] popipon: wouldn't it just be the most popular genre among males for whatever the average pilot age is
- [08:27:14] dajmasta: nice
- [08:27:18] duckfullstop: wait what
- [08:27:19] bananaburger: thast the fault of the air traffic controller
- [08:27:19] murugo: Blame ATC
- [08:27:22] dangergreg: we lost him
- [08:27:29] thepyjack: "enemy aircraft has been damaged"
- [08:27:30] rylane: man someones gonna get fired over this one
- [08:27:30] abortion_shark: stuck the landing
- [08:27:30] shimmerfairy: A pilot's favorite instrument is the air guitar. timClip
- [08:27:41] dajmasta: b7
- [08:27:49] swehili: SEAAAA
- [08:27:53] rintezuka1: song name?
- [08:27:56] bananaburger: can you link to the mix?
- [08:28:00] monotonetim: https://www.mixcloud.com/norisuke0726/jpop-citypop-light-mellow-mix-all-7inch/
- [08:28:08] bananaburger: oh thanks
- [08:28:11] shimmerfairy: tim no
- [08:28:11] bananaburger: sorry i wasnt paying attention
- [08:28:13] dajmasta: doublecanada
- [08:28:24] dangergreg: the secret of the sea
- [08:28:25] spofford2415: its 2:20Am and I am watching Tim crash his planes
- [08:28:45] scruffymonkeh: clap clap clap
- [08:28:59] spofford2415: get some real engines on that plane, Tim
- [08:29:13] swehili: it's not the same without the video tbh.
- [08:30:17] swehili: YES
- [08:30:28] bananaburger: its so 70s
- [08:30:35] perciacalos: SourPls
- [08:30:47] bananaburger: it makes me think of the electric company
- [08:31:48] shimmerfairy: we should have timMarine timExpress
- [08:32:03] rintezuka1: timOx timWagon
- [08:32:18] britishhat: ohi tim
- [08:33:12] dajmasta: custom models, probably
- [08:33:33] scruffymonkeh: blasto is a good rocket series name
- [08:33:44] britishhat: You may underestimate how big a passenger jet is
- [08:35:13] shimmerfairy: Will this end well? No.
- [08:35:15] britishhat: Oh yeah, I was on vacation over the weekend, but I wanted to say that the cave story hold on screen is amazing
- [08:35:47] rebcart: ah yes, the exhaust from the engine goes into the intake of the next fan, seems right
- [08:35:50] wryght: a nice stegosaurus design
- [08:35:53] hrist: Careful you might mnake your plane TOO fast
- [08:35:56] dangergreg: oh cool there's a new hold on screen?
- [08:36:12] rintezuka1: there is no such thing as TOO fast
- [08:36:20] rintezuka1: only not fast enogh
- [08:36:31] shimmerfairy: Maybe add a grandfather clock as your co-pilot in the Cave Story hold-on screen.
- [08:36:33] bananaburger: imagine how fast you could cross the atlantic in this
- [08:36:44] hrist: This is your captain speaking HOLD ON TOO YOUR BUTTS
- [08:36:49] basssic: looking great
- [08:36:53] rintezuka1: SPEED
- [08:36:56] perciacalos: Oh shit
- [08:37:02] dangergreg: holy shit
- [08:37:02] zhollando: THE SPEED
- [08:37:04] hrist: LuL
- [08:37:05] rebcart: im surprised thsi works
- [08:37:06] kneefoil: Push it to the limit
- [08:37:08] rebcart: this*
- [08:37:09] britishhat: Air Canada is NOT MESSIN AROUND
- [08:37:14] rintezuka1: GAS GAS GAS
- [08:37:22] dajmasta: this isn't a plane, it's a missile
- [08:37:24] britishhat: BC to Newfoundland in 30 minutes
- [08:37:27] dyrand: people's spines are broken
- [08:37:29] abortion_shark: the speed of sound is 767mph
- [08:37:34] abortion_shark: as a reference
- [08:37:43] permafrost37: now you just need a payload
- [08:37:48] rintezuka1: 1 mach speed achieved
- [08:37:50] skygtr350: timOh
- [08:37:58] bananaburger: i wont be impressed until we hit mach 2
- [08:38:01] rebcart: can you fly it to space
- [08:38:02] revolutionrespawn: 2fast
- [08:38:06] perciacalos: A 747 hitting this speed would be terrifying
- [08:38:09] bananaburger: thats what the concorde jets used to do
- [08:38:11] scruffymonkeh: no limits
- [08:38:13] shimmerfairy: LUL
- [08:38:14] abortion_shark: well, there goes mach 2
- [08:38:14] revolutionrespawn: oh no
- [08:38:15] popipon: look at that fuel consumption though
- [08:38:16] revolutionrespawn: D:
- [08:38:17] britishhat: There it goes
- [08:38:19] dajmasta: timOh
- [08:38:19] wryght: THE VORTEX MANEUVER
- [08:38:21] bananaburger: oh
- [08:38:21] perciacalos: timOh
- [08:38:23] hrist: Behold the canadian space program
- [08:38:23] kneefoil: Finally, space! Here we co- Oh, never mind
- [08:38:26] rintezuka1: almsot 2 mach speed awwww
- [08:38:27] popipon: timOh
- [08:38:27] bananaburger: well it held up for a bit
- [08:38:28] dajmasta: turns out, rifling isn't good for planes
- [08:38:30] misssunna: lol
- [08:38:30] britishhat: Turns out a jet might not do great in an uncontrollable spin at 1500mph
- [08:38:37] miracleflare: ksp looks great
- [08:38:45] bananaburger: like 1300 mph
- [08:38:46] dajmasta: speed of sound increases with altitude
- [08:38:47] rintezuka1: 1572 mph
- [08:38:47] skygtr350: is this Kerbal now?
- [08:38:54] abortion_shark: 1534.54
- [08:39:00] jchiz: Who knew it couldn't do Mach 2
- [08:39:30] rylane: uhh i was afk for 10 mins
- [08:39:34] rylane: what
- [08:40:25] popipon: 3x the engines means 3x the speed right
- [08:40:28] jchiz: The wings fall off faster
- [08:40:53] popipon: you can't blow up if you get to your destination faster than you explode
- [08:41:04] jchiz: More efficiently breaking your plane into pieces
- [08:41:15] hrist: Last time we broke the speed of sound ... this time the speed of light? π€
- [08:41:53] chadmuska: lol
- [08:41:55] slice919: Looks stable
- [08:42:05] abortion_shark: mach 1
- [08:42:08] rintezuka1: mach 1 in 10 seconds
- [08:42:26] ethernetseeds: take in the landing gear
- [08:42:32] perciacalos: I still dont get how going straight up makes your speed go even faster
- [08:42:36] rebcart: do you own kerbal tim
- [08:42:36] perciacalos: Fuck you physics
- [08:42:45] rintezuka1: mach 2 achieved
- [08:42:48] perciacalos: Tim does own KSP
- [08:42:51] miracleflare: suffocation, no breathing, don't give an Oh as the cabin roof's leaving
- [08:43:03] perciacalos: Ha, thats pretty good
- [08:43:05] nixplicit: 2300mph
- [08:43:06] abortion_shark: 2301.81
- [08:43:33] rintezuka1: you already past atmosphere
- [08:43:33] perciacalos: Like 300k feet I think
- [08:43:38] rintezuka1: or not
- [08:43:49] rebcart: 264k
- [08:44:11] perciacalos: Grab the anime girl and cover her in rockets
- [08:44:18] revolutionrespawn: super air canada turbo edition
- [08:44:24] ethernetseeds: boundary line according to google is 330k
- [08:44:41] rintezuka1: can we get mach 3 on descent?
- [08:44:42] abortion_shark: 33 miles high isn't bad though
- [08:44:54] hrist: Aggressive landing incoming.
- [08:44:55] nixplicit: Jet fuel cant melt steel beams so you should be fine.
- [08:45:47] abortion_shark: i think you can pull off the landing
- [08:45:52] nixplicit: 1500ish
- [08:46:04] skygtr350: timOh
- [08:46:12] abortion_shark: god look how fast you're going
- [08:46:12] perciacalos: You've got like 10 seconds
- [08:46:25] revolutionrespawn: oh no
- [08:46:30] hrist: Itll buff out
- [08:46:33] rickeon: you don't need wings, you're landing
- [08:46:46] hunniepun: listeningto this without context π€
- [08:46:53] rebcart: air canada sure is beefing up next years model huh
- [08:46:59] jchiz: The shockwaves would have obliterated this plane and choked out the engines at Mach 1
- [08:47:02] aifread: γ΄γ‘γ€γγ¬γΌγ·γ§γ³ ο½
- [08:47:08] britishhat: I have no idea how you managed to pull that thing out of a dive at 1300mph
- [08:47:15] jtoop: you went to the stratosphere
- [08:47:23] perciacalos: Most of the time the air does shatter the plane. This one was saved by magic
- [08:47:26] abortion_shark: "Attention passengers, we're going to attempt a water landing at Mach 2. Please remain seated."
- [08:47:37] rickeon: it outran the sonic boom
- [08:47:46] perciacalos: Would you even be able to stand going mach 2?
- [08:47:59] perciacalos: Like, physically stand
- [08:48:10] nixplicit: This music.... Is so good.
- [08:48:13] jchiz: This thing is great on fuel
- [08:48:23] jchiz: Eco friendly
- [08:48:52] rintezuka1: you need a button to drop all extra engines to go into eco mode
- [08:49:05] newtwitch_user: this is like a strim expt but tim.
- [08:50:09] abortion_shark: oh hesys
- [08:50:09] johnnymaq: what
- [08:50:09] perciacalos: timOh
- [08:50:10] revolutionrespawn: WAH
- [08:50:10] bananaburger: what hte rfufkc
- [08:50:11] rintezuka1: WHAT
- [08:50:12] slice919: What
- [08:50:12] twerkinginkmart: uhhhh
- [08:50:12] murugo: Oh okayt
- [08:50:13] rebcart: thats not a rock
- [08:50:13] skygtr350: timOh no
- [08:50:14] thatguy3333: woah
- [08:50:14] rylane: WHAT
- [08:50:15] swehili: What
- [08:50:15] miracleflare: what
- [08:50:17] newtwitch_user: NANI
- [08:50:18] shimmerfairy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
- [08:50:20] chadmuska: timOh
- [08:50:20] revolutionrespawn: D:
- [08:50:21] rylane: land on it
- [08:50:21] bananaburger: what kind of game is this
- [08:50:21] basssic: shoot it
- [08:50:22] britishhat: Boy this game has had some updates
- [08:50:25] newtwitch_user: NANI KORE
- [08:50:27] jchiz: Lol
- [08:50:27] basssic: shoot head head head inner mouth
- [08:50:28] perciacalos: I didnt expect that
- [08:50:30] popipon: sup cthulu
- [08:50:40] twerkinginkmart: Cthulhu slumbers no more
- [08:50:45] murugo: Flee and recover
- [08:50:52] abortion_shark: take it out with you
- [08:50:54] basssic: land on its head
- [08:50:59] johnnymaq: sacrifices must be made
- [08:50:59] milk_: what is this game
- [08:51:00] hrist: Crash the plane into it, save mankind
- [08:51:08] miracleflare: you have no fuel anyway
- [08:51:10] perciacalos: Bonus points if you can land on it
- [08:51:12] miracleflare: heroic sacrifice
- [08:51:15] shimmerfairy: categories! sea shells!
- [08:51:20] bananaburger: i wish more games did this honestly
- [08:51:23] troubleshooter1011: FOR CANADA!!!
- [08:51:25] perciacalos: Deploy the foot!
- [08:51:28] skygtr350: LUL
- [08:51:31] rylane: LMAO
- [08:51:39] yunvon: You're a hero Tim!
- [08:51:40] hrist: Air Canadian saved the world.
- [08:51:41] bananaburger: just have a normal game for the most part and have a really weird easter egg type thing
- [08:51:43] skygtr350: MurdertoneTim strikes again
- [08:51:50] perciacalos: Looks like it has an interor
- [08:51:55] newtwitch_user: Stereotonetim
- [08:52:03] rintezuka1: Cthuluhu 1 - Canada 0
- [08:52:07] ronball: ive been on an air canada flight like this before. my memory may be hazy,but i think we all died
- [08:52:25] hrist: Restart here ... in the ocean
- [08:53:01] shimmerfairy: Upload description: "Perfect for fighting Cthulhu"
- [08:53:08] marko97marko97: WTF
- [08:53:14] driftforfun6: ppl wildin
- [08:53:27] skygtr350: Have you played Beseiged Tim?
- [08:53:39] bananaburger: then it would be air canada
- [08:53:45] shimmerfairy: Canada -> France
- [08:54:11] zomgqwert: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
- [08:54:19] slice919: This could be improved
- [08:54:28] ronball: do it tim. concorde + engines
- [08:54:29] nixplicit: But can it kill Cthulhu?
- [08:54:36] troubleshooter1011: France over-compensating
- [08:54:52] cooldude842: theres one in a museum in nyc
- [08:54:54] slice919: I dont think they had many
- [08:55:09] bananaburger: i just want to know if they're ever going to make more supersonic passenger jets
- [08:55:29] jchiz: Turned them into low quality feed for livestock
- [08:55:31] ronball: not likely
- [08:55:50] jchiz: Nope banana
- [08:56:06] skygtr350: timOh no
- [08:56:19] abortion_shark: this will work
- [08:56:30] rintezuka1: add more engines strategy always works
- [08:56:46] jchiz: A wall of jet engines
- [08:56:50] ronball: china is taking notes
- [08:56:50] basssic: very stylish
- [08:56:53] shimmerfairy: cokets
- [08:57:00] johnnymaq: oh i was hoping they were actually that big
- [08:57:01] bananaburger: @JChiz whats the specific reasoning behind that?
- [08:57:09] blondrobin: Itβs ok the magic fuel-selage can hold infinite rockets attached to it
- [08:57:15] dart133: cokets go faster than rockets
- [08:57:30] starfishheat: Tim. Do you ever stop and ask yourself, "Is this a good idea?"
- [08:57:38] blacryu: Max flight time - 5 minutes
- [08:57:45] jchiz: $$$$ not profitable
- [08:57:51] bananaburger: ah
- [08:58:22] bananaburger: i thought it maybe had something to do with noise pollution too
- [08:58:27] ronball: needs t add liquid oxygen tanks imo
- [08:58:43] rintezuka1: nothing of value was lost
- [08:58:46] rintezuka1: oh nvm
- [08:58:51] rebcart: do top and bottom of wing
- [08:58:55] abortion_shark: it's in mostly one piece!
- [08:58:57] rebcart: or you might have too much downforce
- [08:59:25] jchiz: It's unbalanced. Add more engines to the front
- [08:59:34] blacryu: Does it care if you put engines in front of engines?
- [08:59:38] abortion_shark: I think the the 32 engines above the center of mass will cause that
- [08:59:58] rintezuka1: VTOL plane hype
- [09:00:41] jchiz: Lol just a pile of jet engines
- [09:00:47] jtoop: Mirroring: Build half of your aircraft first (including the fuselage), and then use the mirror tool (click on a part, then click the icon which looks like a semi-circle arrow, then on the one that looks like an open book) to mirror wings (and other parts) across the cockpit
- [09:01:26] rebcart: waiting to see this spinning disaster
- [09:01:38] perciacalos: Mirroring will make it too balanced for Tim
- [09:02:13] skygtr350: People have mad Transformers and F15s in Besieged
- [09:02:17] skygtr350: made*
- [09:02:17] jchiz: This is an inspired Tim stream. I'm almost happy I woke myself up coughing.
- [09:02:20] revolutionrespawn: woah
- [09:02:24] perciacalos: Oh wow
- [09:02:34] starfishheat: amazing
- [09:02:38] abortion_shark: wait i turned away from a mach 8 capable plane and now it's mouse trap
- [09:02:44] perciacalos: timOh
- [09:02:44] dajmasta: LUL
- [09:02:45] revolutionrespawn: HAHAH
- [09:02:46] jchiz: This owns
- [09:02:48] rylane: lol
- [09:02:49] murugo: Hahahah
- [09:02:51] dajmasta: the bulldozer ran into it
- [09:02:51] driftforfun6: Oh my
- [09:02:53] bananaburger: did it just explode for no reason?
- [09:02:55] miracleflare: amazing
- [09:02:55] duckfullstop: LUL
- [09:03:04] jchiz: Lol
- [09:03:22] riceticles: I wonder if someone made a final fantasy airship in this
- [09:03:27] zomgqwert: Does it fly?
- [09:03:48] duckfullstop: the little helicopter makes it
- [09:03:50] revolutionrespawn: LUL
- [09:04:02] perciacalos: GOAL!
- [09:04:19] flurrynimbus: if it had rockets
- [09:04:26] revolutionrespawn: oh no
- [09:04:27] perciacalos: timOh
- [09:04:37] dajmasta: this was a mistake
- [09:04:37] abortion_shark: helicopter maintaining a steady orbit
- [09:04:39] aifread: Lost our marbles
- [09:04:40] maeuil: hmmmm
- [09:05:08] blondrobin: Tim it still isnβt pronounced fuel selage
- [09:05:35] dajmasta: there's no L in the first part
- [09:05:47] dajmasta: and there isn't an R so you can just get an L from saying it with an accent
- [09:05:51] abortion_shark: cie la fuel
- [09:06:05] blondrobin: The fuselage has nothing to do with fuel
- [09:06:16] dajmasta: flying start!
- [09:06:26] shimmerfairy: c'mon guys, quit trusspassing on Tim's accent timBBQQT
- [09:06:27] jchiz: Fuel solange
- [09:06:38] dajmasta: where you selage it timClip
- [09:06:45] phztgszsrbzw7olt: I might be overly intoxicated, but for lift aren't you putting the thrusters upside down?
- [09:06:59] dajmasta: so then we need to make fun of you more
- [09:07:01] dajmasta: haHAA
- [09:07:21] perciacalos: It might be a northern east coast thing, because I pronounce your words the same way
- [09:07:24] sharrakor: I'll fight for your right to say trusspasser Tim
- [09:07:28] revolutionrespawn: HAHA
- [09:07:31] dajmasta: victory at last
- [09:07:35] rylane: woah
- [09:07:37] revolutionrespawn: 3000 mph :o
- [09:07:38] nixplicit: 3100mph!@!!
- [09:07:40] dajmasta: you made a human cannon
- [09:07:45] phztgszsrbzw7olt: Shooting to the stars.
- [09:07:48] sharrakor: that's lift in my opinion
- [09:07:48] bananaburger: is that y our pilot?
- [09:07:52] abortion_shark: Mach 4!
- [09:07:56] dajmasta: and water cannot slow it down
- [09:08:10] sharrakor: it's apt at air and sea
- [09:08:23] perciacalos: Pssssst
- [09:08:43] sharrakor: did you make this Tim?
- [09:08:49] dajmasta: FORE
- [09:09:25] sharrakor: worse as in better?
- [09:09:45] sharrakor: can you fly that woman
- [09:09:59] dajmasta: )
- [09:10:05] abortion_shark: why does the robot have lips
- [09:10:12] dajmasta: timClip
- [09:10:22] dajmasta: for making out
- [09:10:37] sharrakor: for smoochin
- [09:10:37] dajmasta: now there's a respectful bow
- [09:10:40] dajmasta: i like this robot
- [09:10:41] rintezuka1: timOh
- [09:10:45] sharrakor: I want to smooch a robot
- [09:10:52] sharrakor: while it respects me
- [09:10:55] starfishheat: Is he mooning us?
- [09:10:55] perciacalos: Headbutt mode engaged
- [09:11:13] blondrobin: Tim are you giving the stream robot goats
- [09:11:17] blondrobin: Goatse
- [09:11:17] wryght: i see the problem tim. it needs more boosters
- [09:11:18] slice919: bert down
- [09:11:19] sharrakor: oh no
- [09:11:23] miracleflare: LIFE ALERT
- [09:11:35] rylane: oh
- [09:11:52] sharrakor: bert the dirt eating robot
- [09:11:52] dajmasta: naruto drive
- [09:12:04] perciacalos: LUL
- [09:12:23] dajmasta: now his fists are flame throwers
- [09:12:48] perciacalos: Oh no
- [09:12:50] killing_moon: FLAME JUTSU
- [09:12:50] rylane: I guess AI still has a way to go
- [09:13:55] blondrobin: Tim I think you forgot how engines work and which way they go
- [09:15:14] silversonic: timOh
- [09:16:05] hiimbulma: Hey, Tim can we get a link to this playlist?
- [09:16:23] monotonetim: https://www.mixcloud.com/eichinu/japanese-city-pop-urban-/
- [09:16:34] hiimbulma: Thank you. :v)
- [09:17:19] silversonic: wasn't that how Sonic ran
- [09:17:23] silversonic: with his arms behind his back
- [09:17:44] thatguydaniel: Thats how any normal person runs
- [09:18:22] newtwitch_user: Subscriber: λ€ μλ€μ΄κ°μ΄: λ€ μλ€μ΄κ°μ΄: λ λ€μ΄κ°λλ Twitch Prime: μ΄λ―Έ 겨λκ³ γ γ γ γ γ : μ΄λ―Έ μ‘°μ€μ€ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ Twitch Prime: μ κΈ° μ체νλ λΉλ³΄μμ€μΈλ°: λΉλ³΄μ΄ λμΌ
- [09:18:37] shimmerfairy: a newt witch user? D:
- [09:18:39] perciacalos: Oh
- [09:18:56] bananaburger: has this account been compromised?
- [09:19:04] abortion_shark: γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ
- [09:19:32] rylane: ded
- [09:19:34] abortion_shark: by god
- [09:19:49] newtwitch_user: μ리μλ¬λλ°
- [09:20:02] rylane: the gift is just dancing SourPls
- [09:20:09] blacryu: square hands remind me of Toribash
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