on *:text:*:#:{
  if (bill isin $1-) {
    timer 10 0 msg $chan BILL
  msg $chan BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY }
  set %bill $rand(1,5)
  if (%bill == 1) {
    msg $chan $upper($1) IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
  timer 10 0 msg $chan BILL }
  if (%bill == 2) && ($2 != $null) {
    msg $chan $upper($2) IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
  timer 10 0 msg $chan BILL }
  if (%bill == 3) && ($3 != $null) {
    msg $chan $upper($3) IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
  timer 10 0 msg $chan BILL }
  if (%bill == 4) && ($4 != $null) {
    msg $chan $upper($4) IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
  timer 10 0 msg $chan BILL }
  if (%bill == 5) && ($5 != $null) {
    msg $chan $upper($5) IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
  timer 10 0 msg $chan BILL }
}