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Medicine School

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  1. >It's the third week of first semester at medicine school
  2. >Midterm exams are around the corner
  3. >And you've been studying like crazy
  4. >Because you really want to be here
  5. >You were a vet back on earth, not the best but not the worst either
  6. >When you realized you can't homologate any of your subjects, you were heartbroken
  7. >Animals are your passion, even though ponies don't like to be treated as such
  8. >The point is, you love to save lifes, it is your life dream
  9. >And nothing will stop you from doing what you love the most
  10. >When you first presented at medicine school, dean of the faculty explained to you that it was ridiculous that a human's wish was to be a nurse pony
  11. >I tried to explain him that it is my passion and I was a vet, but he is racist bitch
  12. >Luckily, thanks to political influences (Twilight) I was admitted but, I compromised myself to get the best GPA each semester
  13. >Not a big deal, you already know some things right?
  14. >You were so wrong
  15. >Ponies anatomy are nothing you've ever seen before
  16. >There's nothing like pituitary gland or hormones >Everything works by magic
  17. >Even earth ponies have some magic
  18. >Basically you have to go back to middle school again
  19. >And be the best of each class
  20. >But Twilight believes in you
  21. >And you believe in yourself too
  22. >Etc
  23. >This ride will be a pain in the ass
  24. >But it'll be worth the effort
  25. >You're on your way to basic earth ponies anatomy class when suddenly a pony crash into you with such force it makes you fall
  26. >It was a painful hit, considering she's just an earth pony
  27. >She had a white coat and a pink mane, a long mane
  28. >Also she was carrying a lot of books, which makes the hit harder
  29. >You didn't have time to apologize before she just dissappeared in the distance
  30. >All you could catch from her was a 'I'm sorry' or something like that
  31. >It doesn't matter, because now you have to hurry up to classes too
  32. >Fortunately you aren't too far from the classroom, so you make on time
  33. >The class starts shortly after you arrived
  34. >It started explaining about the basics of stomach and digestive system
  35. >Apparently earth ponies doesn't need energy to make their bodies work
  36. >Because all their organic processes are based or magic
  37. >The food only works as a magic battery
  38. >That's why they can live only eating one type of food
  39. >The class progressed normally when somepony crashed into the door
  40. >It was the same white pony from earlier
  41. >And it looks like she also see this class
  42. >She looks like she's trying to explain her delay
  43. >He makes like he doesn't care what she's saying and tells her to go to take place
  44. >You feel like this isn't the last time you'll see
  45. >Maybe it would be nice to meet her
  46. >When classes were done, you tried to reach her
  47. >But she ran out and dissapeared
  48. >Looks like a constant routine for her
  49. >But you won't give up soon
  50. >You started to running, hoping to catch her fast
  51. >But she's persistent, like she doesn't want to be caught up
  52. >You two started to knock down all ponies you pass throught
  53. >Until finally both of you get exhausted in front of the cafeteria
  54. >When you realized all ponies were staring at you, because of the big mess you've done
  55. >You were just about to talk to her, finally, but she won you
  56. >"Can you please stop following me? I've been trying to avoid you the whole time, can't you see?"
  57. >Wow
  58. "Hey calm down, I just want to talk"
  59. >"There's nothing to talk about. And if you excuse me, I don't find pleasant the fact that we are the focus of attention"
  60. >Ok, that's not the way you met a new pony
  61. >But you're pretty sure there will be plenty of chances to try again
  62. >Now you can dedicate your efforts to learn about unicorn spell casting
  63. >You're sure there's plenty of books here about it
  64. >And also, if you got some time, play some vidya or whatever is the equivalent here in Equestria
  65. "What an interesting white pony"
  66. >You said to yourself before she dissapears at all
  67. >After two long weeks you finally finish the firsts midterm exams
  68. >You could say you were pretty good, good enough to continue your studies
  69. >Also, you constantly see her, but she avoids you
  70. >A lot
  71. >Why tho?
  72. >You don't remember to do anything wrong?
  73. >Is she as racist as the dean?
  74. >You should stop trying to catch her attention, but
  75. >For some reason, you can't
  76. >She so...hypnotizing
  77. >The way she walks, or how she stares at you
  78. >Or maybe you're an idiot
  79. >You decided two days ago to research about her
  80. >Stalking things
  81. >And you found out her name is Red Heart, just like her cutie mark
  82. >How convenient
  83. >She was born an raised in Ponyville
  84. >Her parent can barely afford her expenses, even Medicine School is free
  85. >Living in canterlot is pretty much expensive
  86. >That's not a problem for you of course
  87. >Still, you feel you can befriend her
  88. >You feel the urge to
  89. >And you have a plan for that
  90. >You're using her fascination for pegasi biology to catch her
  91. >And then time will say
  92. >You know she keeps almost her whole time at library
  93. >She enjoys reading a lot
  94. >Especially pegasi books
  95. >And that's how you'll finally catch her
  96. "Hello Red Heart"
  97. >"Huh? Oh, it's you"
  98. "Yep, it's me."
  99. >"I'm trying to read. Do you mind?"
  100. "Actually, I have a proposition for you"
  101. >"Oh really?"
  102. "It turns out that I know how much you like to read, also I know how much you like pegasus"
  103. >"W-What? Who t-told you that?"
  104. "Don't be embarrased. Look."
  105. >"W-What is that?"
  106. "It's a book about all things you'd want to know about pegasi"
  107. >"1001 facts about pegasi? I was looking for that book for months! How did you...?"
  108. "Let's just say I know some ponies..."
  109. >"What do y-you want for the book? Sex? Just tell me when and where and we..."
  110. "Whoa whoa. Who told something about sex?"
  111. >"O-Oh, so what do you want?"
  112. "Just promise me you'll make me company over the remaining semester?"
  113. >"What? What kind of stupid...?"
  114. "Do you want the book or not?"
  115. >"...Fine. I guess"
  116. "Great, so why don't we start our quality time together?"
  117. >"Ugh"
  118. "...And you like to spend afternoons how?"
  119. >"...I don't know...eating some quesadillas and...reading maybe?"
  120. "Maybe? Explain yourself"
  121. >"I don't want to! I'm tired of this"
  122. "C'mon, it's just a bunch of questions"
  123. >"We've been here the whole day with you asking about my private life. Have you heard of privacy?"
  124. "What do you mean? I'm not stalk-"
  125. >"YES, YOU'RE STALKING ME! You know what? you can keep the book, I have things to do"
  126. "B-But...I just wanted to meet you"
  127. >"Good bye, and I hope I'll never see you again"
  128. "Oh"
  129. >Holy shit
  130. >Now you really fucked it up
  131. >How you didn't realize?
  132. >You can forget about befriend her
  133. >And you don't care much about it
  134. >But you feel bad for her
  135. >And you feel like shit
  136. >Just like old days on earth, huh?
  137. >You really want to apologize, but she don't want to see you anymore
  138. >Maybe you should leave things like this
  139. >...
  140. >Or not.
  141. >This time there would be no stalking
  142. >No hidden gifts
  143. >No unnecessary flowers or letters
  144. >Just a normal conversation between a man and a pony
  145. >The next day you went to the cafeteria at noon
  146. >She's alone eating her homemade lunch
  147. >How cute
  148. >Maybe it's time to approach
  149. >You're trying too hard not being a creep
  150. >And, she already saw you so it's now or never
  151. >"Stay away from me, I'll call the police I swear."
  152. "Nononono please listen to me. Please listen."
  153. >Ok she's listening you, don't fuck it up
  154. "I only wanted to say that I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel unconfortable"
  155. >"Well, you did. Now if you don't mind..."
  156. "Ehmm, yeah. Ok, sorry wasting your..."
  157. >She already left
  158. "...time"
  159. >Well, that's it
  160. >I hope we can be friends now
  161. >Someday
  162. >Maybe
  163. >Or maybe you should go back to your studies
  164. >Yeah, that sounds a lot better
  165. >Second midterm exams just started, and you haven't studied anything because of Red Heart
  166. >You can't take her out of your mind, the reason doesn't matter
  167. >You already forgot why you're here, and maybe it's time to get back on track
  168. >So far you know that first exam is about nervous system on unicorns and magic control
  169. >And that's it
  170. >Luckily, you've always been a good reader
  171. >So you have 32 hours, a jar of coffee and your autistic spirit to success on this
  172. >Into the library you go
  173. >I hope they don't mind you preparing coffee in the library
  174. >So let's see
  175. >Pretty much a normal equine nervous system
  176. >The fun part comes with the connection with the horn
  177. >The book explains that there is some kind of resine that connects the horn directly to the brain
  178. >And the horn is just a channeler of nerve impulses in ponies
  179. >You're doing pretty good
  180. >But then, you see Red Heart
  181. >Oh no, now you can't concentrate
  182. >Fuck
  183. >Oh shit, she's coming here
  184. >You're pretty sure she's coming here
  185. >Fuck, read the book
  186. >READ THE FUCKING BOOK GODDAMIT
  187. >"Ehm, hi...Anon?"
  188. "Huh? Oh, hi. Didn't see you coming...
  189. >"Hahah yeah, I wanted to talk to you"
  190. "R-Really? W-What for?"
  191. >"Uhm, I...I want to apologize for the way I treated you...especially last time we saw each other"
  192. "You do? W-Why?"
  193. >"I think I was mad at you because of nothing...but then you started with the stalking and that really made me..."
  194. "Oh, yeah I didn't mean...I just wanted to..."
  195. >"You don't need to apologize anymore. We're both adults right?"
  196. "S-Sure..."
  197. >"What are you doing?"
  198. "I'm...uhh...s-stud-"
  199. >"Studying for the exam? Oh, I could help you. I know a lot about unicorns. Their anatomy is too plain simple in my opinion"
  200. "B-But why would y-you want..."
  201. >"Well, maybe as a way to make it up, because..."
  202. "..."
  203. >You can't even articulate a word
  204. >"Despite all weird things you could and will be, you're the only one to be interested in talking with me. And that's...good I guess? Heh"
  205. >What the fuck is going on?
  206. >"And that's why horn jobs spoils magic control over time..."
  207. "Wow, I'd never thought about that"
  208. >"Yeah, it's kinda interesting. Ehm, can I ask you a question?"
  209. "Sure, I...I mean, it's ok. You can ask"
  210. >"Why a human like you wants to be a nurse?"
  211. "L-Like me? What d-do you me-"
  212. >"I mean, you're socially awkward, have some weird routines, constantly smell weird and of course, always catching up attention in public places for no reason at all"
  213. >You've never feel so humilliated in your life
  214. >Which is impressive considering all she said isn't that bad
  215. "I supposed I care too much for animals"
  216. >"Animals?"
  217. >Oh fuck
  218. "Oh nonono, I mean that, in earth, you would be considered as an animal"
  219. >"What are you trying to say?"
  220. >You're fucking this up
  221. "I mean..."
  222. "*sigh* Forget it. Thanks for your time, I have to go now"
  223. >It was good while it lasted
  224. >"Wait, where are you going?"
  225. "Huh?"
  226. >"I thought you wanted to talk with me, and now you leave?"
  227. "I thought you..."
  228. >"Offended? Oh please, I haven't even reached my 30s"
  229. "Oh..."
  230. >"So, what do you say?"
  231. "I-It's almost midnight, you know?"
  232. >"And?"
  233. >Wow
  234. "I g-guess if it's ok with you, then it's ok with me..."
  235. >"Great, now tell me more about 'animals' on earth..."
  236. >So we spent the whole night talking
  237. >But this time, it was real talking
  238. >She enjoys my jokes and thinks pineapple on pizza is absolutely disgusting
  239. >She's perfect!
  240. >She's actually a very nice pony
  241. >She dreams with being a pediatrician
  242. >She told me that she loves foals, but doctors have explained them that she could never have her own children
  243. >She almost burst into tears when she told me about it
  244. >It was painful to me too
  245. >Seeing her so hurt and vulnerable
  246. >That's why she decided to study medicine
  247. >She's incredible, she's so persistent and never gives up
  248. >It's almost 4 am and we are still talking like nothing
  249. >It feels magical
  250. >To meet someone you can share everything
  251. "You never told me why you were so reluctant to talk to me at first..."
  252. >"Oh, well..."
  253. >"Truth is, I wasn't the only one who wanted to study medicine in Ponyville"
  254. >"As you already know, spots* here are limited"
  255. >"My plan was to graduate with one of my friends, who also wanted to study medicine, but it turns out that the spot for her was taken for the human, as a request of the princess"
  256. >"And when I first saw you, I couldn't handle it. You looked so stupid and lazy and useless and..."
  257. "..."
  258. >"Oh, sorry. I just got carried away."
  259. "Anyways, I'm tired and I think I need to sleep"
  260. >"Ehm..."
  261. "What? What is it?"
  262. >"Can I stay in your place? I live pretty far apart from here and I'm very tired too..."
  263. >Luckily, you were too tired to try something while she sleeps
  264. >And you have the exam
  265. >In three hours
  266. >You realized of that two hours later
  267. >Oh fuck
  268. >You just grab a pencil and a eraser and sprint towards the classroom
  269. >You made it just in time
  270. >And also you noticed Red Heart was already there
  271. >What the fuck? She didn't even wake you up?
  272. >Nevermind
  273. >The exam starts and it looks pretty easy
  274. >Red Heart sure is an amazing student
  275. >She basically knew the whole exam
  276. >Without her, you would never have answered this
  277. >She's amazing
  278. >The test takes you almost ten minutes to finish it
  279. >So you can now relax and sleep some more
  280. >You walk out of the classroom and see her waiting...something
  281. >"Hey anon"
  282. >She waves you
  283. >But...you two barely met...
  284. >Ok that's not true
  285. >You know her entire life
  286. >And last night, she learned about yours
  287. >So it's ok if we hang out?
  288. >You're not sure
  289. >Also you're about to faint, so you can't think properly
  290. "Oh, hey Red Heart."
  291. >"So? How you did it?"
  292. "I think it was pretty well. But now I don't want to talk about it..."
  293. >"You're right, classes are boring. What do you say if we go drink some coffee?"
  294. >No
  295. >Please no
  296. >You need to rest
  297. >C'mon anon, just say it
  298. >N
  299. >O
  300. "Sure, why not?"
  301. >"I was thinking...maybe we should go to the local hospital, so we can learn directly from the source."
  302. "Yeah, sounds great..."
  303. >You're too tired
  304. >She didn't noticed you were half asleep, and barely paying attention
  305. >You can hear words coming out from her mouth
  306. >But didn't understand a thing
  307. "Of course sweetheart"
  308. >You didn't realized of what you just said
  309. >Because just after saying it, you fell asleep over the table
  310. >You woke up in the same place you fell asleep
  311. >Your neck is killing you
  312. >Ugh, you feel a little better
  313. >That's good, maybe
  314. >You see Red Heart staring at you, with a confused look
  315. >Did something happened?
  316. "What's the matter?"
  317. >"You...you called me...sweetheart..."
  318. "Oh, did I?"
  319. >"..."
  320. "I can't recall it"
  321. >"Why?"
  322. "I was too tired, I didn't know what I was saying..."
  323. >"Really? Oh, I see..."
  324. >She looks...dissapointed?
  325. >What?
  326. >Could it be...?
  327. "I-I mean, maybe...or maybe I don't remember because...because I was too tired. Yes, I fell asleep"
  328. >"Oh, you didn't sleep well did you?"
  329. "No, not really. Why aren't you tired? You slept as much as I did"
  330. >"I'm used to not sleep too much"
  331. "That's...interesting"
  332. >"Maybe I should let you sleep, you're a pushover and I've been abusing of that..."
  333. "Oh nono, don't worry. These little naps are very effective on me"
  334. >"I see"
  335. "Now we can go to that hospital if you want to"
  336. >"YES I DO"
  337. >So the rest of the week we spent every single free time together
  338. >You can call it studying, eating, sleeping, hanging out or even at the hospital
  339. >And it was nice, mostly because she helps you a lot with your grades
  340. >Without noticing, you two were becoming very close to each other
  341. >You are quite comfortable with it
  342. >Final exams arrived, and you have never felt like this
  343. >Every moment Red Heart and you have spent together
  344. >Somehow, it becomes an unforgetable moment
  345. >The way she looks at you
  346. >How she walks
  347. >How she reads that book about alicorns so you can understand
  348. >The secret recipe she uses to make the best coffee in Equestria
  349. >All those little moments wouldn't be the same without her
  350. >You feel like an idiot thinking like this
  351. >But you are in love
  352. >You love her, you want to stay with her forever
  353. >She's one in a million
  354. >You don't want to let her go ever
  355. >And today you will tell her
  356. >She has to know
  357. >After studying, of course
  358. >...
  359. >"Now, let's got to...ehm...ponies reproductive system"
  360. "Oh, ok."
  361. >"Well...uhm...as you can see here...mares tend to have estrus cycles during which they f-feel the need to....to..."
  362. "Reddie, it's ok. I know about estrus"
  363. >"Oh, thank Celestia. I'm not used to talk about these topics. Sorry"
  364. "It's better for us, because I have something important to tell you"
  365. >"What is it?"
  366. "It's about us, you see, we've been knowing since classes started, right?"
  367. >"Yeah?"
  368. "And during all these 5 months, you have become the most important pony in my life. My supporter, my friend, my confident, my everything. And all those things you've done for me, they mean a lot"
  369. >"Are you trying to..."
  370. "I love you Red Heart, and I want you to be my girlfriend"
  371. >"Oh Anon, I...I..."
  372. >Oh jesus fuck
  373. >"I love you too."
  374. >This is the best day of your life
  375. >It is the last day of classes
  376. >And you fucked up
  377. >Because that's how you do the things
  378. >The last exams you didn't study
  379. >At all
  380. >Because of her
  381. >You're not blaming her, of course
  382. >It's not her fault
  383. >But that means no more medicine school for you
  384. >No more life dream
  385. >You'll have to leave Canterlot, that means...
  386. >No more Red Heart
  387. >You can't even think of it
  388. >You really face her
  389. >But you have to....
  390. >Oh shit she's coming
  391. >"Hey Anon! Finally vacations, it is great don't you think?"
  392. "Heh?"
  393. >"Now we can spend the day cuddling each other in the couch just how you like it"
  394. "Yeah..."
  395. >"What's the matter?"
  396. "It's just..."
  397. >"You know you can tell me anything"
  398. "I didn't make it"
  399. >"Oh Anon, what happened to you? But don't worry, we can use some vacation for..."
  400. "No, Red Heart, listen. I can't keep studying here. The dean hates me and I'm only here because of Twilight..."
  401. >"Just because of your grades? T-That's not fair"
  402. "I know but, I can't do anything"
  403. >"What are you gonna do?"
  404. "I guess I'll go back to Ponyville and work at Sweet Apple Acres like I used to"
  405. >"B-But what about us? I'm so happy with you"
  406. "I'm sorry"
  407. >"No please, you can't do this. I-I will leave school so we can be together. That's it"
  408. "Red Heart, if you really care about me, you're going to finish your career, work at an excellent hospital and be the best pediatrician I could ever met"
  409. >"B-But...I'll miss you"
  410. "...I know"
  411. >The feeling of leave the only pony you've ever love is beyond words
  412. >Hopefully you'll see her again someday
  413. >Maybe
  414. >You're not sure
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