Ayase sat in her office.  The office was cluttered and not very large, the checkered tile floor had old dirt and grime that cannot be cleaned off, permanent yellowing from old cigarette and cigar smoke on all white surfaces, file cabinets over flowing and a small cabinet with glass doors holds a couple of bottles of liquor.  Her small ceiling fan spinning and swirling the tobacco smoke around the room.  Light filtered through the blinds she had closed causing a surreal scene of the hazy room making it look like it was rotating around her and her client.

	“Miss Ayase, your number in the phone book said you were the 'Ultra Super Genius Detective' so Ive brought this matter to you.”  The client holds back tears “Someone has been committing a grave crime against me!  I have some of the evidence here and I need your help to find out who it is and make it end!”

	The client opens their briefcase and takes out a manila folder full of documents and images. “If you look at these pictures you'll see.” Ayase puts on her monocle and lays out the pictures on her desk.  The first picture was taken over a month ago.  It is a grainy black and white image pulled from security footage, a small figure with small legs and small arms.  It looks like he or she  is watching from outside the home for a bit before leaving.  The next picture is from a few days later, its the same figure and home but in the back yard.  They seem to be approaching the clothes line where laundry is currently pinned to dry.  The time in the corner says 14:35.

	The rest of the images continue in such a fashion the same or similar figures wandering the outside of the property and it is visible in the progression of the footage this mystery figure is slowly gaining confidence and you can see them peeking through windows, climbing around on the patio furniture, dancing, and even boldly cooking on the grill.  The thing that pops out is in the last few pictures.  There seems to be more culprits, a small orb shaped figure and another floating thing.  To Yuu's trained eye

	Ayase sits back and ponders these images for a moment and says, “I'll take your case.  I am the Ultra Super Genius Detective Ayase Yuu and I'll find whoever this nuisance and bring them to justice.  What documents do you have there?” Yuu says as she points to the manilla folder.
	The client sniffles, her eyes watering a bit, “Its a list of items missing and property that has been damaged.  This person seems to have a fascination with, of all things, my un-underwear!  They also keep breaking in and cooking all my tuna on the grill!  What kind of weirdo does that?!”
	Ayase sits in silence for a moment.  She takes out a pen and on her notepad gets ready to write.  All business Ayase asks calmly, “Do you live alone miss?”
	“I have three roommates.  One just came back recently from being away for a while.  She was visiting her temple.  The other is a scientist or chemist or something.  She's a bit silly and spends a lot of her time playing games.  My other roommate, well, I dont know if you could call her a roommate, shes our pet hamster but something happened when one of the roommates did an experiment and she gained sentience.” she stops herself, “why, do you think they had anything to do with this?”
	“No but they may have seen something or noticed something you haven't.  I'll get in contact with them as well, see if any of their possessions are being stolen or used against their will.”  Tapping her pen on the desk after writing this information down Ayase looks up, cradling her fingers under nose trying to look serious but just looking like a chuuni trying to imitate Gendou from Evangelion, “What about neighbors?”
	“Um... across the street we have an alien who likes making music but she doesnt leave the house much from what I've seen, Next door theres a white haired girl, we can hear her screaming through the walls sometimes but it seems like she's just angry while going around her home.”
	Ayase sits there still looking silly, trying to get the light to glint off her monocle so she looks extra cool.  “I'll begin working on this immediately.  I am the Ultra Super Genius Detective Ayase Yuu and I'm now on the case.  You can trust in me that this will be solved!”

	The pink haired woman stands up from the creaky chair she was sitting in, “Thank you, I look forward to this ending.  Please let me know if you need any more information, here is my card.”  The woman puts her fingers on the table and a card manifests from under her fingers with a rune that looks like a womb tattoo in the center and the name  “Runie Ruse” at the top.  “Say my name while holding the card and you can get in touch with me.”  The two women shake hands and Runie leaves the office closing the door behind her.