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Nonon and Anon : Part II, Depression Boogaloo

Feb 24th, 2014
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  1. >it's just another day
  2. >you've dealt with so much schoolwork you feel like puking
  3. >after the last class of the day, all you want to do is get comfy and shitpost on everyone's favorite imageboard
  4. >so here you are
  5. >again
  6. >just chilling in front of your computer and monitoring some threads
  7. >a Kill la Kill thread catches your eye
  8. >not knowing any better, you jump right in
  9. >you had no idea what you were in for
  10. >you didn't realize that this thread wasn't like the rest
  11. >Satsuki is getting shit on like nothing else
  12. >the Satsuki Defense Force seems especially brutal today
  13. >everyone's buttmad
  14. >Takaradafags are just wopping it out
  15. >one avid defender of Satsuki is posting a lot of angry Nonon pics with every post
  16. >you decide to take a stab at this anon
  17. >what could go wrong?
  18. >anon keeps calling her "my Satsuki-sama" and shit
  19. >ask if this person is seriously that into Shitsuki
  20. >other anon rages like nothing else when you call her Shitsuki
  21. >what
  22. >what is problem
  23. >that's her name anon
  24. >other anon gets madder and madder
  25. >eventually posts picture
  26. >it's Nonon
  27. >it's a picture of Nonon holding a timestamp
  28. >no tits
  29. >but holy shit that's Nonon
  30. >Nonon browses 4chan
  31. >thread explodes
  32. >record amount of replies
  33. >thread stickied
  34. >amidst the shitstorm, you apologize to Nonon
  35. >you're sorry for hurting her feelings
  36. >for a situation that is completely beyond your understanding, you react quite calmly to it on the outside
  37. >but your heart is pounding
  38. >your hands are shaking
  39. >Nonon is real
  40. >she's 2D, but she's alive
  41. >and she's replying to all of your posts
  42. >you ask Nonon if she does other stuff
  43. >Nonon claims to have a Steam account
  44. >requests everywhere
  45. >shamelessly, you join in
  46. >but she only accepts your invite
  47.  
  48. >don't think much of it
  49. >it becomes your new routine
  50. >day after day, you talk to Nonon
  51. >you stay up late to talk to Nonon
  52. >eventually you decide to call her through Steam
  53. >you're nervous as shit
  54. >maybe it's all a ruse?
  55. >but no
  56. >call goes through
  57. >that wonderful voice timidly squeaks out a "h-hello?"
  58. >you're in complete shock
  59. >"Are you going to say anything?"
  60. >shit
  61. >you reply
  62. >you're here, you're listening
  63. >you were just shocked is all
  64. >you confess you were doubtful of her existence
  65. >Nonon says she feels the same
  66. >what
  67. >Nonon claims that her 2D friends don't understand why she likes 3D so much
  68. >this shit is so unbelievable you can hardly formulate an intelligent reply
  69. >blurt out that you'd never belittle her for anything
  70. >you can almost hear her blush as she quickly thanks you and changes topics
  71. >life goes on
  72. >you listen to Nonon's voice every day
  73. >months go by
  74. >you and Nonon shit up every KLK thread
  75. >more Nononfags than ever before
  76. >you thought the other fans would die out, but the opposite happened
  77. >now everyone wants to get in contact with 2D girls
  78. >but only Nonon speaks to you
  79. >only Nonon has posted on 4chan
  80. >out of curiosity, you ask why she hangs out on 4chan
  81. >instant change in her tone
  82. >"Because I'm...well..."
  83. >yes Nonon
  84. >"I'm..."
  85. >holy shit girl sometime this year
  86. >"I'm lonely"
  87. >crushed by feelings
  88. >you're crushed by how much that resonates within your own mind
  89. >stuck in the moment, you confess
  90. >you tell her how much of an avid fan you are
  91. >you love her voice
  92. >the way she belittles Inu and Sanageyamcha
  93. >and you love that you had the chance to talk with her
  94. >you can hear her choking up over the Internet
  95. >over something so silly
  96. >you know it will never work
  97. >you'll never breathe in the scent of her hair
  98. >or hold her hand
  99. >but you resolve to be with her anyway
  100. >every day
  101. >you talk about the mundane and the humorous and the terrifying
  102. >just living
  103. >together
  104. >but forever apart
  105. >she knows you love her
  106. >but nothing will change
  107. >it's just another day
  108.  
  109. Fin.
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