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- >it's just another day
- >you've dealt with so much schoolwork you feel like puking
- >after the last class of the day, all you want to do is get comfy and shitpost on everyone's favorite imageboard
- >so here you are
- >again
- >just chilling in front of your computer and monitoring some threads
- >a Kill la Kill thread catches your eye
- >not knowing any better, you jump right in
- >you had no idea what you were in for
- >you didn't realize that this thread wasn't like the rest
- >Satsuki is getting shit on like nothing else
- >the Satsuki Defense Force seems especially brutal today
- >everyone's buttmad
- >Takaradafags are just wopping it out
- >one avid defender of Satsuki is posting a lot of angry Nonon pics with every post
- >you decide to take a stab at this anon
- >what could go wrong?
- >anon keeps calling her "my Satsuki-sama" and shit
- >ask if this person is seriously that into Shitsuki
- >other anon rages like nothing else when you call her Shitsuki
- >what
- >what is problem
- >that's her name anon
- >other anon gets madder and madder
- >eventually posts picture
- >it's Nonon
- >it's a picture of Nonon holding a timestamp
- >no tits
- >but holy shit that's Nonon
- >Nonon browses 4chan
- >thread explodes
- >record amount of replies
- >thread stickied
- >amidst the shitstorm, you apologize to Nonon
- >you're sorry for hurting her feelings
- >for a situation that is completely beyond your understanding, you react quite calmly to it on the outside
- >but your heart is pounding
- >your hands are shaking
- >Nonon is real
- >she's 2D, but she's alive
- >and she's replying to all of your posts
- >you ask Nonon if she does other stuff
- >Nonon claims to have a Steam account
- >requests everywhere
- >shamelessly, you join in
- >but she only accepts your invite
- >don't think much of it
- >it becomes your new routine
- >day after day, you talk to Nonon
- >you stay up late to talk to Nonon
- >eventually you decide to call her through Steam
- >you're nervous as shit
- >maybe it's all a ruse?
- >but no
- >call goes through
- >that wonderful voice timidly squeaks out a "h-hello?"
- >you're in complete shock
- >"Are you going to say anything?"
- >shit
- >you reply
- >you're here, you're listening
- >you were just shocked is all
- >you confess you were doubtful of her existence
- >Nonon says she feels the same
- >what
- >Nonon claims that her 2D friends don't understand why she likes 3D so much
- >this shit is so unbelievable you can hardly formulate an intelligent reply
- >blurt out that you'd never belittle her for anything
- >you can almost hear her blush as she quickly thanks you and changes topics
- >life goes on
- >you listen to Nonon's voice every day
- >months go by
- >you and Nonon shit up every KLK thread
- >more Nononfags than ever before
- >you thought the other fans would die out, but the opposite happened
- >now everyone wants to get in contact with 2D girls
- >but only Nonon speaks to you
- >only Nonon has posted on 4chan
- >out of curiosity, you ask why she hangs out on 4chan
- >instant change in her tone
- >"Because I'm...well..."
- >yes Nonon
- >"I'm..."
- >holy shit girl sometime this year
- >"I'm lonely"
- >crushed by feelings
- >you're crushed by how much that resonates within your own mind
- >stuck in the moment, you confess
- >you tell her how much of an avid fan you are
- >you love her voice
- >the way she belittles Inu and Sanageyamcha
- >and you love that you had the chance to talk with her
- >you can hear her choking up over the Internet
- >over something so silly
- >you know it will never work
- >you'll never breathe in the scent of her hair
- >or hold her hand
- >but you resolve to be with her anyway
- >every day
- >you talk about the mundane and the humorous and the terrifying
- >just living
- >together
- >but forever apart
- >she knows you love her
- >but nothing will change
- >it's just another day
- Fin.
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