Exploring the Rift

Ok, dude, what is it you wanted to show me? ... Ohhhhh you got one of those VR headsets. This is like for gaming, right? I know I'm always seeing people on Twitter talking about how it's the next big thing. Huh? Oh, not just for video games? Like, what other kinda stuff does it do?

<baffled laughter> Really? Oh that's just fucking silly! Porn? They expect people to wear this thing on their head to get off? It just seems so... impractical, I guess? Unwieldy? <chuckles> THAT's what you wanted to show me? You want me to put this thing on my face and watch porn?

<humoring them> Alright, alright. How to I put it on?

<placing of the device on one's head, putting on headphones> Ugh... geeze, this is heavier than I expected... all this just for some porn? Like, I can appreciate the desire to be immersed in something but this is just... ok, ok, ok! How do I start it?

<pressing of a key>

Oh, wow... <bemused laughter> it definitely feels closer to the action. This is so weird! Like, I'm looking from the guy's perspective! Well hey there, pretty lady! <chuckling> Guys definitely get the better deal in the bedroom compared to what we have to look at! Oh wow, geeze! I feel like I could reach out and grab her tits! This is... this is really something... Oh my God wh-<hysterical, slightly-uncomfortable laughter> She's... she's sucking my dick! Fuuuuuck she's sucking my dick! God... <growing arousal> I just wanna reach down ... just wanna grab her head and make her take more... shit... shit this is really something... oh yeah... yeah suck that cock, bitch. Fucking get it!

<rubbing of oneself, gradually giving way to full on masturbating> Ohhhhh god, yeah... she's gagging on my cock... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... mmmmmmm where you going, beautiful? Ohhhhhhhohohohoooo God yes spread your legs for me... Mmmmmmmmm God yes put that fucking cock inside her! Stretch her out! Fuck yeah <moaning rhythmically> take it... take it... take it.... Ohhhhhhhh fuck I just wanna suck her nipples, they're right fucking there! <hungrily lapping at the open air> NNNNNNnnnnnnngh God I fucking need it! Fuck her harder! Harder! Lay into that wet cunt! Fuck yeah I'm really giving it to her! It's so good! It's so good! Oh fuck.... fuck yeah baby I'm ... I'm gonna...

<build to orgasm>

<heavy breathing, regaining composure> Whew! Holy shit! Holy shit! <removing of the headset> I... that was... fuck... color me impressed!