Gnome Weapon Lines

Parasol:
You turn a crank on the handle of $WEAPON$, and the ribs flare open as the umbrella spins rapidly.\n$WEAPON$ coughs up $TYPES$ that shoot at $=(target$).\n
$+(caster$) turns a crank on the handle of $WEAPON$, and the ribs flare open as the umbrella spins rapidly.\n$WEAPON$ coughs up $TYPES$ that shoot at $=(target$).\n
TARGET dies from the discharge of OBJECT.

Cane:
You press a button at the end of the handle and a hiss of steam announces the buildup of hydraulic pressure within $WEAPON$.\n$WEAPON$ gusts out $TYPES$ that strikes $=(target$).\n
$+(caster$) presses a button at the end of the handle and a hiss of steam announces the buildup of hydraulic pressure within $WEAPON$.\n$WEAPON$ gusts out $TYPES$ that strikes $=(target$).\n
TARGET expires from the impact of OBJECT.

Gloves:
Folding your hands together, the timepiece on $WEAPON$ opens up and a small pistol appears.\nA bullet wrapped in $TYPES$ shoots from $WEAPON$ and hits $=(target$).\n
$+(caster$) folds $=(his$) hands together, causing the timepiece on $WEAPON$ to open up and a small pistol appears.\nA bullet wrapped in $TYPES$ shoots from $WEAPON$ and hits $=(target$).\n
TARGET has been shot down by OBJECT.

Pen:
With a flourish of your arm, you point $WEAPON$ away from you, ready to strike.\nA stream of ink imbued with $TYPES$ sprays from $WEAPON$ and covers $=(target$).\n
With a flourish of $(his$) arm, $+(caster$) points $WEAPON$ away from $(him$), ready to strike.\nA stream of ink imbued with $TYPES$ sprays from $WEAPON$ and covers $=(target$).\n
The final moments of TARGET have been written by OBJECT.

Clock:
As you wind up $WEAPON$, the clock face flies open and a small cannon extends from it.\nA cannonball surrounded by $TYPES$ flies from $WEAPON$ and impacts upon $=(target$).\n
As $+(caster$) winds up $WEAPON$, the clock face flies open and a small cannon extends from it.\nA cannonball surrounded by $TYPES$ flies from $WEAPON$ and impacts upon $=(target$).\n
OBJECT has counted the remaining seconds of the life of TARGET.

Dog:
You pat the head of $WEAPON$ and a light goes on in its eyes.\nLaser lines carrying $TYPES$ shoot from the eyes of $WEAPON$ and hit $=(target$).\n
$+(caster$) pat the head of $WEAPON$ and a light goes on in its eyes.\nLaser lines carrying $TYPES$ shoot from the eyes of $WEAPON$ and hit $=(target$).\n
TARGET has been killed by the laser death stare of OBJECT.

Cat:
You pet the back of $WEAPON$ and a light goes on in its eyes.\nLaser lines carrying $TYPES$ shoot from the eyes of $WEAPON$ and hit $=(target$).\n
$+(caster$) pets the back of $WEAPON$ and a light goes on in its eyes.\nLaser lines carrying $TYPES$ shoot from the eyes of $WEAPON$ and hit $=(target$).\n
TARGET has been killed by the laser death stare of OBJECT.

Spider:
You press against the belly of $WEAPON$ and the lightbulb on its rear powers on.\nWebbing filled with $TYPES$ spits from $WEAPON$ and covers $=(target$).\n
$+(caster$) presses against the belly of $WEAPON$ and the lightbulb on its rear powers on.\nWebbing filled with $TYPES$ spits from $WEAPON$ and covers $=(target$).\n
TARGET has met their end in the deadly web of OBJECT.

Top Hat:
The top of your $WEAPON$ pops off and hinges to the side, as a glove set upon an extendable arm appears.\nThe glove of $WEAPON$ slaps $=(target$) in the face and $TYPES$ go flying everywhere.\n
The top of $WEAPON$ of $+(caster$) pops off and hinges to the side, as a glove set upon an extendable arm appears.\nThe glove of $WEAPON$ slaps $=(target$) in the face and $TYPES$ go flying everywhere.\n
TARGET has been slapped into oblivion by OBJECT.

Goggles:
Whirring as you touch a button on the side of $WEAPON$, the lenses darken and become refractive.\nFocusing the light towards $=(target$), $WEAPON$ send out a ray filled with $TYPES$.\n
Whirring as $+(caster$) touches a button on the side of $WEAPON$, the lenses darken and become refractive.\nFocusing the light towards $=(target$), $WEAPON$ send out a ray filled with $TYPES$.\n
TARGET has succumbed to the death stare of OBJECT.

Apron:
The pockets of $WEAPON$ wiggle as their contents begin to shift about.\nAs the pockets of $WEAPON$ fly open, $=(target$) is barraged by a rain of nuts and bolts filled with $TYPES$.\n
The pockets of $WEAPON$ of $+(caster$) wiggle as their contents begin to shift about.\nAs the pockets of $WEAPON$ fly open, $=(target$) is barraged by a rain of nuts and bolts filled with $TYPES$.\n
The contents of OBJECT have battered TARGET to a pulp.