Team Marco (2019) EN

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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This summer,
my grandfather taught me about cookies...

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dirty sneakers...

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and my sister's teeth.

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That might seem silly to you...

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but these things
are important.

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They're what make life...

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...like paradiso.

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You're too old to live alone.

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We're not even
through the funeral.

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- It is insulting enough...
- Leave your sister alone.

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- Who's insulted?
- Mom's insulted.

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I'm not moving to Arizona!

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- Bagels taste like...
- Dad. Marco.

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You may love the desert.

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Who loves the desert?

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What am I, a lizard, huh?

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Where's your husband?

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Ex-husband.

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He had a conference.

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Oh, now you talk
to us, Marcolino,

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when we talk about your father?

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You're raising a robot.

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He's not a robot.

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We are arriving
at our destination.

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Two hours late.

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Church is three miles away.

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Don't tip this moron.

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Mom, can I stay?
I'm almost at level 43.

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We'll be back in
a half an hour. Kiss?

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No, you get off of that machine

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and respect your grandmother.

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Dad, he does not
need to see death.

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This is life!

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Give me that thing
before your fingers bleed.

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- Mom!
- Dad.

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My fingers are fine!

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Jesus Christ!

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Hey, Google. Stop.

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Dinner.

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- Five?
- Two and table?

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Deal.

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Yes.

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Put it away.

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But Dad texted me, and I can
never get him to do FaceTime,

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so I have to text him back.

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No iPad at the table.

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What if we put him here,

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so that way he can have
dinner with us,

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just like in the city?

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He was never really
a big eater.

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Eat.

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Two peas in a pod, these two.

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He's like a carbon copy.

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My goal for the summer is to
finish my SAT prep prep class,

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raise $1,000 for endangered
snow leopards.

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They're so cute.

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And grow my braids
three inches longer.

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Thank you, Sara.

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Marco, you're up.

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Can I do mine from here?

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It's public speaking.

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From the front, please.

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My goal for the summer is to get
to level 100 in "Atomic Rick."

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- Impossible!
- No way!

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I'm at level 45 already.

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Your dad created the game.
It doesn't count, city boy!

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It does, too, island boy!

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You live here now,
so technically,

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you're an island boy too.

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Technically, Manhattan
is also an island.

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New York is really
an urban archipelago.

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Ladies, gentlemen,
let's let Marco finish, please.

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My dad has me for a week
in August,

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and he said that if I get
to level 100,

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he'll fly out to New York
and take me to AppCon.

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- AppCon?
- That's the biggest

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video game convention
in the world!

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Only 55 more levels to go.

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Marco, I heard you were coming

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to the JCC camp this summer.

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Yeah, my mom won't
sign me up for coding camp,

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so it's JCC for me.

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It's not only
for Jewish people.

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I know, Fred.
All walks of life.

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We're going to Hershey,
Dorney, Luna, Seaside,

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and Great Adventure
this summer.

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So much mirth to be had.

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- So many germs.
- And Broadway, too!

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Ugh. So many songs.

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- I'll bring my iPad.
- You can't. Camp's tech-free.

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It's what?

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Did you know that camp
is tech-free?

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- I told you that.
- You definitely did not!

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Please lower your voice.

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You definitely did not.

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Now I only have nights to play.

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Put on your seat belt.

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I want you to spend some time

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getting to know your
new friends this summer.

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They are not my friends.

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They don't like me,
because I'm from Manhattan.

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We're from here.
We lived in Manhattan.

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You're from here.
I was born on...

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On the Verrazano Bridge.

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On the way home
from Sunday dinner.

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Right after church
and baked ziti.

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How about Fred?

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Mom, stop trying
to make Fred happen.

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He only speaks in vocabulary
words, and it's weird.

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Anna, hi!

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Hi, Helen.

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- How are you, Fred?
- A bit enervated by the heat.

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"Enervated." Define it.

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Remember our last day
of sixth grade?

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I put on my red
"Baywatch" bathing suit

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and we poured on
that baby oil.

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At Cathy Kleinau's pool.

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It was my first summer
with boobs.

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Hmm.

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- Oh.
- How you doing?

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How's Dad?

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Well, he hasn't burned
the house down yet.

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Mind your own business!
Go back in your house!

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Oh, you always watch everybody.
Watch. Watch. Watch.

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Lucia, the witness.

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- I saved your life.
- She called 911.

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Oh, big deal. Nove uno uno.

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Oh, you enjoyed the show?

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What? It's cheaper than cable.

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God. What the heck
is going on?

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- Dad!
- Whoa.

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Oh, my God!

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Dad, what happened?

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Eh, Gino and Walter come over.
I fry the peppers.

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Then we watch Italy and Spain.

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Italy's winning, and the peppers
burned down the kitchen.

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Fires everywhere.

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Thank you to God I saved the one
thing I cannot live without.

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Mom's wedding ring?

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Eh?

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No. My bocce balls.

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Best on the island six years
in a row with those balls.

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The balls of a champion.

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- Are you okay?
- Aren't you upset?

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You just burned
your house down.

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A little fire in the kitchen.
Everybody's so dramatic.

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You got no kitchen,
no bath, and no living room.

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- You're lucky you're alive.
- Oh, my God.

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Mom's house.

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Bricks and sticks.

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Your mother's not there.

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She's here.

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- Guess you're moving to Arizona.
- You watch your mouth.

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I sleep with the bums
in Times Square

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before I live
with your hippie aunt.

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Hey, Cheech,
you can come and stay with me and Donna.

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I mean, she gets up at 6:00 a.m.
to do the treadmill,

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but other than that,
it's really very peaceful.

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No. He'll come live
with me and Marco.

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- Huh?
- What?

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Where's he going to sleep?

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I need my own space.

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Well, we don't have a big house.

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I have things to do this summer.

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You're going to camp in a week.

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So? It's not sleep-away.

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It'll be like a slumber party,
with a friend.

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He's not my friend.

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You're right.

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I'm your grandfather.

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There's a difference.

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It'll be fun.

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This is not fun.

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Time for sleep.

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Do you snore?

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I don't know.

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I'm asleep when it happens.

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I snore.

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The doctor says that snoring

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is caused by obesity,
alcohol use, or pregnancy.

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- Are you pregnant?
- We're getting my nose checked.

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I think I have
a deviated septum.

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What does that mean?

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"Close your septum
and go to bed."

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His whole mouth floats
in a cup at night, and fizzes.

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It's... It's creepy.

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Please, be patient with him.
The man is in mourning.

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- Buongiorno!
- It doesn't sound like he's in mourning.

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- You're up early.
- Early? Ha!

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I won two bocce games already.
It's 9:00.

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But your wife just... died.

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Well, I'm still here.

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No, it just seems
a little quick to be...

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Rolling a ball in the grass?

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It's not grass.
It's hard sand.

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And don't make fun
of my game, Marcolino.

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Did your father not tell you
to mind your own business?

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Okay, I got to go to work.
Can't be late.

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Wait, you're going to work?

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I missed three days
for the funeral.

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I'll try to come
home early, okay?

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Kiss goodbye?

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Don't leave me with him.

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It'll be fun.

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- It will not be fun.
- Where's your espresso pot?

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The cups for the Keurig
are in the box.

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And lunch is in the fridge.

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Two hours of screen time, max.

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No more than two hours.

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- And if you leave the house...
- No nuts. I'm allergic.

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What? I feed you peanut butter
since you was a baby.

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He thinks he's allergic.

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He's not. I had him tested.

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But some of the kids at school
are, so he thinks he is too.

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But I do want him
to eat healthy.

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No dextrose,
sucrose, or fructose.

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No dairy. Only soy.

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- I'm lactose-intolerant.
- No meat.

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- Oh, it's not Monday.
- We do meat-free Mondays.

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- Nothing carbonated.
- It hurts my stomach.

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- No wheat and no gluten.
- We're gluten-free.

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- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, baby.

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You're a science experiment.

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I'll be on my Xbox.

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Don't you want
to go outside?

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It's buggy.

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Mosquitoes carry West Nile.

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Keep my sneakers clean.

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Don't you want to play
with your friends?

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Yeah, on here.

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I have one in France,
one in Denmark,

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four in Thailand,
and three in South Africa.

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I'm international.

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Like Pitbull.

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Who?

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You don't have
neighborhood friends,

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kids you play with?

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Ring the doorbell,

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come outside in the street?

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Play, go to the park?

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Kickball, Wiffle ball,

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stoopball?

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"Hey, Marco.

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Come inside for dinner.
It's getting late."

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Why would we play
in the street?

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I'll be in my room.

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How you make the coffee?

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Just ask Google.

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Okay, Google,
how does he make coffee?

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Okay, I've got a recipe called...

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- Who's that?
- ...coffee from 1912 Pike.

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What happened to the Wi-Fi?

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How you make this coffee?

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Oh, what did you do?

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I was on a group raid.

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If we won, I could've gotten
a legendary loot crate.

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00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:15,337
Do you know what could've been
inside of that crate?

259
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:19,274
A flame orb, or an atom orb,
or a lightning orb!

260
00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,377
I would've been at level 100
before my birthday.

261
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,412
I would've been the
Duke of Digitown Eylandt

262
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,247
three weeks before AppCon!

263
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,117
Okay, take a deep breath,
please.

264
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,986
You gave him my bed.

265
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,354
You didn't even ask.

266
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,390
We can have a conversation
with Nonno

267
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:36,626
about space and privacy.

268
00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,661
I don't want to have
a conversation.

269
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:40,429
I just want to go to AppCon.

270
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,332
So I will be in my fort.

271
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,470
And so will my router.

272
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:56,111
Okay.

273
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:22,070
They talk to a robot
in the kitchen...

274
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,741
and it talks back.

275
00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:27,309
And Marco, the moth,

276
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:31,180
brushes the teeth
with a power tool.

277
00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:36,553
There is this thing
called gluten.

278
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,520
You're lucky you're not alive
for the gluten.

279
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:42,257
I don't know what it is,
but they're so afraid of it.

280
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:46,161
Anna, she spends every night
watching a show

281
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,731
with dragons and naked people.

282
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:52,769
They drink milk from a soy.

283
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:55,772
What's the matter with a cow?

284
00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:59,742
There's no cream soda
in the whole house, anywhere.

285
00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:02,612
And I don't have my own TV.

286
00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:05,013
Huh?

287
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,351
You're right.

288
00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:12,421
I do have my own TV.

289
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:14,189
Oh!

290
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,326
Mwah.

291
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,036
You got a fort.

292
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,473
I got a fort.

293
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:35,077
Looks a bit more like
a fire hazard.

294
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:38,447
Well, I'm glad you decided
to move all your stuff in.

295
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,048
I can go there or here.

296
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,519
I have as many choices
as a light switch.

297
00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:44,821
What is all this stuff?

298
00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:47,790
"Stuff"? This is my legacy.

299
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,360
This is all I have left
to leave you.

300
00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:53,563
Well, where are you going?

301
00:16:55,565 --> 00:16:57,700
Well, you know, when...

302
00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:59,602
it comes.

303
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:03,773
What is "it"?

304
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,209
Do you teach him nothing?

305
00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:09,779
Well, how did
your legacy get here?

306
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,848
I asked the boy Dominick
to help me move.

307
00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:14,216
I give him a six-pack
of Peroni.

308
00:17:14,249 --> 00:17:16,118
He's cheap.

309
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,521
Whoa, look at Nonna
in that swimsuit.

310
00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:22,792
You see my bocce trophies?

311
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:26,729
They give you a trophy for
hanging out with your friends?

312
00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:29,732
Life is nothing without friends.

313
00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:34,202
I'll be in my fort.

314
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,343
And I'll be in mine!

315
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:51,219
Do you know your son
never leaves the house?

316
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:53,288
Every day, every minute,

317
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:58,293
he's talking to robots or glued
to the TV or, uh, that...

318
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,896
machine.

319
00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:01,731
It's a tablet.

320
00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:05,267
Well, he spends more time
with his tablet than Moses.

321
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,836
He was supposed
to start camp on Monday,

322
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:08,605
but then I talked
to Rich this morning

323
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,305
and he doesn't want
to pay for camp.

324
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,507
He wants Marco
to go to some video...

325
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,343
tech code camp this summer.

326
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,778
Ah, no codes.

327
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,212
No camp!

328
00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:19,514
He needs to go out and play.

329
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:22,652
To scrape his knees,
to get dirt in his mouth,

330
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,353
to fight with his friends.

331
00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:26,723
Break a window.
Steal a car!

332
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:30,893
Okay, well, this camp
will be outside.

333
00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:36,231
How much is this camp?

334
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,636
- It's $4,000.
- $4,000?

335
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:42,304
I can buy two cars with $4,000.

336
00:18:42,337 --> 00:18:45,575
I watch him for free, no charge.

337
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:46,909
And I teach him a few things.

338
00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:49,612
No. It'll be way too much
work for you

339
00:18:49,646 --> 00:18:51,213
to babysit him all summer.

340
00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:52,915
Babysit? The kid is 15.

341
00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:54,684
He's 11.

342
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,854
I fought for Mussolini
when I was 10.

343
00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:03,593
I'll babysit him.

344
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,394
Okay.

345
00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:08,564
Babysit?
The man is 90 years old!

346
00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:10,198
He's 76.

347
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,634
If I'm not going to camp,

348
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,770
then I'm just going to stay here
in my fort.

349
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,237
I just got to level 50.

350
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,539
I unlocked
the atomic hoverboard.

351
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,340
You don't even want
to go to camp.

352
00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:20,576
I'll babysit him if I get
four hours of screen time.

353
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,244
Marco, I don't want you
on your iPad all summer.

354
00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:24,212
But you said it helps develop
brain function

355
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,281
and decision-making skills.

356
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:27,583
At two hours a day, max.

357
00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:30,385
Come on, Marco.
I need your help.

358
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,421
He can't be trusted alone.

359
00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:35,257
Three hours
is as low as I'll go.

360
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,359
- Do we have a deal?
- Two and a half.

361
00:19:37,392 --> 00:19:38,961
Two and three-quarters.

362
00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:42,965
You're as shrewd
as your father.

363
00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,269
Right now,
in New York City,

364
00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:48,437
it's mostly sunny,

365
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,273
with a high of 87
and a low of 74.

366
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,424
Get up. It's 7:00.

367
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,960
Your coffee's on the table.

368
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,697
It's time for bocce.

369
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,834
I don't drink coffee.

370
00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:24,339
I'm not getting on this thing.

371
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,475
Mom would not
let me ride this.

372
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:29,679
Well, then, we both
have secrets from Mommy.

373
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,881
Get on.

374
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,448
And what's your secret?

375
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,952
It wouldn't be a secret
if I told you.

376
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,588
I'll get on if you tell me.

377
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:39,989
I don't do deals.

378
00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:41,891
Well, I don't do motorcycles.

379
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,459
What are you doing?

380
00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:47,395
Get on.

381
00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:30,873
Oh, please, I'm the best player
in the tri-state area.

382
00:21:30,907 --> 00:21:33,441
You don't even know what states
are in the tri-state area.

383
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,979
New York, New Jersey,
and the other one.

384
00:21:37,013 --> 00:21:38,748
You're an idiot.

385
00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:42,618
Cheech!

386
00:21:42,652 --> 00:21:45,320
Come on, we just got started.

387
00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:48,724
- Where are we?
- A park.

388
00:22:08,644 --> 00:22:11,881
Marcolino,
you remember the guys?

389
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,381
These are my friends, Gino,

390
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,051
- How you doing, kid?
- and Gary...

391
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,819
Ciao, Marcolino.

392
00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:18,821
Walter...

393
00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:22,959
and that's Larry, Sal, Pat,
and the guy over there.

394
00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:24,894
How's your new roommate, kid?

395
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,562
He's holding me hostage.

396
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,496
And that's Gus.

397
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,467
I never met Gus.

398
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,070
He comes here to sleep.

399
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,105
He's in a pastrami-induced coma.

400
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,505
I guess I'll be with Gus.

401
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,941
Okay.

402
00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:40,610
He's friendly, huh?

403
00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:42,778
Maybe he's out of battery.

404
00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:44,881
Did you plug him in last night?

405
00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:46,749
My grandkids are like that too.

406
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,885
It's a whole generation
of zombies eating pizza bagels.

407
00:22:48,918 --> 00:22:51,554
All right, all right,
are we going to play, or what?

408
00:23:05,935 --> 00:23:09,672
Marco, you watch and you'll
learn something, okay?

409
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:11,674
Oldest game in the world,
right here.

410
00:23:19,949 --> 00:23:22,084
First, I roll the pallina.

411
00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:27,023
Then I try to get as close
as I can with my ball.

412
00:23:27,056 --> 00:23:29,524
Yeah. He tries.

413
00:23:38,234 --> 00:23:40,102
Oh, yeah. You the man.

414
00:23:49,712 --> 00:23:52,514
- Short!
- That's not short.

415
00:24:05,962 --> 00:24:08,496
What's wrong, Marcolino?

416
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,733
I need my herbal bug spray!

417
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,639
That's the most running
he's done his whole life.

418
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,510
Aah!

419
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,185
No more bug.

420
00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:34,857
Shh.

421
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,075
Marco.

422
00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:55,745
Come here, I want you to see
my sister's teeth.

423
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:57,313
Are they in a glass?

424
00:24:57,346 --> 00:25:00,116
Look at this.

425
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:02,051
We call this
"my sister's teeth,"

426
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,320
when three of the other team's
balls surround the pallino.

427
00:25:04,353 --> 00:25:05,821
The little ball.

428
00:25:05,855 --> 00:25:07,656
Why is it called
"my sister's teeth"?

429
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,793
Because his sister
had three ugly teeth,

430
00:25:10,826 --> 00:25:13,963
all smashed together,
right in the front.

431
00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:17,266
She was not a pretty woman.
But I married her.

432
00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:21,037
- That's an impossible shot.
- Not happening.

433
00:25:22,905 --> 00:25:24,540
You watch.

434
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,209
Okay, here we go.

435
00:25:27,243 --> 00:25:28,844
Take notes.

436
00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:44,693
Oh!

437
00:25:46,395 --> 00:25:50,599
One point for closest ball,
plus two points for a kiss.

438
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,069
Score a kiss, you get a kiss!

439
00:25:53,102 --> 00:25:54,770
Come here.

440
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,338
- I'm gonna kiss you!
- Oh, no!

441
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,677
Mwah!

442
00:26:07,349 --> 00:26:09,118
Why do they call it a kiss?

443
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,120
Oh, when you get that close?

444
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,289
All you can do is kiss.

445
00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,259
Did Gary really marry
your sister?

446
00:26:18,694 --> 00:26:20,196
I never had a sister.

447
00:26:20,229 --> 00:26:21,730
Really?

448
00:26:21,764 --> 00:26:23,199
We make things up.

449
00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:29,338
- So you enjoyed yourself?
- Well, bocce was kind of boring.

450
00:26:29,371 --> 00:26:31,173
Boring?

451
00:26:31,207 --> 00:26:33,676
You take out my heart,
run over with your car?

452
00:26:33,709 --> 00:26:35,878
I don't have a car.

453
00:26:35,911 --> 00:26:39,281
Anyways, that's when the bug
chased me, but we killed it.

454
00:26:39,315 --> 00:26:42,051
Gus killed it. Don't be a liar
like your father.

455
00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,720
- Dad.
- My father's not a liar.

456
00:26:44,753 --> 00:26:46,789
Marco, Nonno was just joking.

457
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,891
No, I wasn't.
It's not my opinion.

458
00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:50,426
It's a fact.
The man is a liar.

459
00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:52,928
Why are you always talking bad
about my dad?

460
00:26:52,962 --> 00:26:54,663
Always? I say one thing.

461
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,899
You talk about him all the time,
and it's never good.

462
00:26:56,932 --> 00:26:58,901
Marco, please lower your voice when
you're talking to your grandfather.

463
00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:01,337
Why you say please?
Why you asking him?

464
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,939
You tell him. You the parent.
He's the kid.

465
00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:05,241
That's it.
The deal's off.

466
00:27:05,274 --> 00:27:06,976
I'm not babysitting him anymore.

467
00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:09,145
Ha! You babysit me?

468
00:27:09,178 --> 00:27:11,847
- I babysit you.
- No, I was babysitting you.

469
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,883
- Why? I'm 75.
- You're 76!

470
00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:16,752
- I am?
- I wanted you to look out for one another.

471
00:27:16,785 --> 00:27:19,255
No! You said to babysit him!

472
00:27:19,288 --> 00:27:21,991
- Now, who's the liar?
- Don't call your mother a liar.

473
00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:23,893
Don't tell me what to do.

474
00:27:23,926 --> 00:27:26,795
You're all smiles at bocce,
but then you're vile at home.

475
00:27:26,829 --> 00:27:28,964
Vile? That's a little much.

476
00:27:28,998 --> 00:27:31,200
Marco, one more word,
and I'm taking your iPad away

477
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,169
- for two days.
- I have 37 more levels left!

478
00:27:33,202 --> 00:27:35,838
- Dad gave me that iPad.
- That's it. No Xbox, either.

479
00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:38,174
But he took me on a big,
red motorcycle

480
00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:40,142
- with no seat belt.
- No, I didn't.

481
00:27:40,176 --> 00:27:42,178
- You're a speed demon.
- You're a rat.

482
00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:44,480
You're in violation of
about seven child safety codes.

483
00:27:44,513 --> 00:27:46,916
Marco, do you want me
to cancel your birthday party?

484
00:27:46,949 --> 00:27:48,484
- Go ahead!
- That's it!

485
00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:50,819
No Xbox and no iPad
for three days!

486
00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:52,254
Ugh!

487
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,459
I prefer gluten.

488
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,173
I don't want him on a Vespa.

489
00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:13,342
Ugh, it was six blocks.

490
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,945
You used to ride with me
all the time when you was a kid,

491
00:28:15,978 --> 00:28:17,513
all over Brooklyn.

492
00:28:17,547 --> 00:28:19,348
Was he even wearing a helmet?

493
00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:21,984
I give him your helmet to wear.

494
00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:25,254
Okay, and no more talking
about Richie.

495
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:28,891
If Marco brings him up,
say nice things only.

496
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:32,328
I have no nice things
to say about him.

497
00:28:32,361 --> 00:28:35,064
Okay, one.
He has good skin.

498
00:28:35,097 --> 00:28:38,133
Like something in a magazine.

499
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:47,009
Currently in Staten
Island, it's 75 and cloudy.

500
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:56,018
Where did she put it?

501
00:28:56,051 --> 00:28:58,520
Aw, Mommy take away
your pacifier?

502
00:28:58,555 --> 00:29:00,522
Put on your pretty sneakers.

503
00:29:00,557 --> 00:29:02,191
We're late for bocce.

504
00:29:02,224 --> 00:29:03,359
Absolutely not.

505
00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:05,027
Okay.

506
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:07,463
I guess I take my new
Moses tablet with me.

507
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,897
You have it?

508
00:29:08,931 --> 00:29:13,202
Hm. I have
the ex-husband box, too.

509
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,373
What do you want?

510
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,377
Today, you play.

511
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,412
And I'll be less vile.

512
00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:28,017
You ever throw
a bocce ball, kid?

513
00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:32,454
No. He only throws hissy fits
if you take away his robots.

514
00:29:34,089 --> 00:29:35,491
It's a joke.

515
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,326
Laugh a little.

516
00:29:38,561 --> 00:29:41,096
Hey, be careful, Marco!

517
00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:44,099
Once you throw your first
bocce ball, you'll be hooked!

518
00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,336
Women love a good
bocce toss, kid.

519
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,271
You may not care now,

520
00:29:49,305 --> 00:29:50,873
but you will.

521
00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:52,941
Do I throw it or roll it?

522
00:29:52,975 --> 00:29:54,343
You roll.

523
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,045
It's not baseball.

524
00:29:59,515 --> 00:30:01,350
Whoa.

525
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,919
Hey, Superman, relax.

526
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:06,422
He throws like this nun
I used to know.

527
00:30:06,455 --> 00:30:08,057
So much power.

528
00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:10,259
That ball's dead now.

529
00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:11,561
Why?

530
00:30:11,594 --> 00:30:13,295
Because you hit the back
of the court.

531
00:30:13,329 --> 00:30:15,931
But don't I get like
an extra life or something?

532
00:30:15,964 --> 00:30:18,133
What? You get one life.

533
00:30:21,203 --> 00:30:22,605
Watch this.

534
00:30:30,012 --> 00:30:31,447
Nice. Nice.

535
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,183
- Nice, Cheech.
- Wait, you can use the sides?

536
00:30:34,216 --> 00:30:36,352
So it's not like bowling?

537
00:30:36,385 --> 00:30:37,920
- Bowling?
- Bowling?

538
00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:40,422
Bowling is for barflies,
soccer moms,

539
00:30:40,456 --> 00:30:44,026
and people who like wearing
other people's shoes.

540
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,361
Skeevatz.

541
00:30:45,394 --> 00:30:48,163
In bowling,
the pins stand still.

542
00:30:49,331 --> 00:30:52,434
But in bocce,
the target can move.

543
00:30:55,204 --> 00:30:57,072
So if the target can move,

544
00:30:57,106 --> 00:31:01,143
you can score all the points
even on the last roll?

545
00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:03,045
Bocce still boring?

546
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,354
A deal is a deal.

547
00:31:12,388 --> 00:31:13,956
I thought you didn't make deals.

548
00:31:13,989 --> 00:31:16,258
I make little ones.

549
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,627
Thanks.

550
00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:25,467
It's believed
that the Ancient Egyptians,

551
00:31:25,501 --> 00:31:27,436
as early as 5,000 B.C.,

552
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,938
polished rocks and rolled them
to targets,

553
00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,508
began to create the basic rules
of the game.

554
00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:36,211
Bocce then made its way
to Greece around 600 B.C.,

555
00:31:36,245 --> 00:31:38,080
the Greeks later
bringing it to Rome,

556
00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:40,416
where people of all classes
played it.

557
00:31:40,449 --> 00:31:43,285
Bocce's popularity then spread
throughout Europe.

558
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,953
In the 1500s,

559
00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,356
Shakespeare referred to bocce
in several plays,

560
00:31:47,389 --> 00:31:50,593
and European settlers brought
bocce to the New World.

561
00:31:50,627 --> 00:31:54,496
George Washington built a court
at Mount Vernon in the 1780s,

562
00:31:54,531 --> 00:31:57,266
but it was the flood of
Italian immigrants to America

563
00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:59,001
in the early 20th century

564
00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:02,271
that gave bocce its biggest
boost in the U.S.

565
00:32:02,304 --> 00:32:05,340
To this day, the essence
of bocce remains the same:

566
00:32:05,374 --> 00:32:07,610
get close to
the pallino, compete,

567
00:32:07,644 --> 00:32:10,512
and enjoy time together
with family and friends.

568
00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:17,419
I can't believe
you gave him his iPad back.

569
00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:19,054
I said three days.

570
00:32:19,087 --> 00:32:22,057
Anna, today he forgot
all about his X-ray box.

571
00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:25,227
I take him to bocce.
Now, he's asking me how to play.

572
00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:28,631
I have to keep my word,
or he won't trust me.

573
00:32:28,665 --> 00:32:30,533
Trust you?
He doesn't have to trust you.

574
00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:32,234
You have to trust him.

575
00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:34,604
You're his mother,
not his friend.

576
00:32:37,306 --> 00:32:39,374
Anna Maria, what's wrong?

577
00:32:39,408 --> 00:32:41,611
Bella Anna.

578
00:32:41,644 --> 00:32:43,212
He's seeing somebody.

579
00:32:43,245 --> 00:32:44,681
- Marco?
- Richie.

580
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,181
Eh, so?

581
00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:48,317
He should date and find love.

582
00:32:49,418 --> 00:32:51,186
And you should date
and find love.

583
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,522
Well, I'm not ready,
and you don't even like Richie.

584
00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,659
Eh, even terrible humans
deserve love.

585
00:32:59,161 --> 00:33:00,462
It's all over Facebook.

586
00:33:00,496 --> 00:33:03,298
Ew! "Faccia-book."

587
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,736
And the whole world knows.

588
00:33:06,769 --> 00:33:09,104
Why you not ready?

589
00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:12,241
I'm not like you.
I mourn.

590
00:33:12,274 --> 00:33:13,475
Hey.

591
00:33:13,509 --> 00:33:15,043
I mourn.

592
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,779
And then, I live.

593
00:33:18,113 --> 00:33:19,448
Oh!

594
00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:20,750
I got a man for you!

595
00:33:20,783 --> 00:33:22,719
What? Who?

596
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:24,621
Gino's son, Little Gino.

597
00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:26,355
Ginolino.

598
00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:28,423
You want me to go out
with a guy named Ginolino?

599
00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:29,726
I don't think so.

600
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,561
See? That's your problem,
Anna Maria.

601
00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,295
You think too much.

602
00:33:34,697 --> 00:33:37,232
Come here. Mwah.

603
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,333
You smell like smoke.

604
00:33:38,367 --> 00:33:39,536
Walter.

605
00:33:39,569 --> 00:33:41,403
He never stops.

606
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,787
Yes!

607
00:34:33,522 --> 00:34:34,857
Superman.

608
00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:36,525
You're just like your mother.

609
00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:38,226
You think too much.

610
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,262
- You still throw too hard.
- But it's far away!

611
00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:42,497
Just toss.

612
00:34:48,538 --> 00:34:51,239
That's not a toss.
That's a drop.

613
00:34:51,273 --> 00:34:53,776
Hey, Cheech, you coming tonight
up to Casa?

614
00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,177
The restaurant?

615
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,478
They got bocce courts.

616
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,313
We play there
on Thursday nights.

617
00:34:58,347 --> 00:34:59,882
No, not tonight, my friend.

618
00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:03,218
Marco and I have something
special to do for Anna.

619
00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:04,519
We do?

620
00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:05,788
Yeah.

621
00:35:05,822 --> 00:35:07,255
You think you can
take one night

622
00:35:07,289 --> 00:35:09,124
to do something
for someone else?

623
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,861
So this is the first iPad?

624
00:35:11,894 --> 00:35:15,497
Yes. We had one machine
for movies,

625
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:20,268
one separate machine
for making phone calls,

626
00:35:20,302 --> 00:35:25,173
and another one for typing,
another one for calculating,

627
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,342
and one for music.

628
00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:31,179
How did you fit all that
in your pocket?

629
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,882
There we go.

630
00:35:32,915 --> 00:35:34,684
Wow.

631
00:35:42,257 --> 00:35:43,626
We're ready.

632
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,600
My God.

633
00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,535
She's so beautiful.

634
00:35:54,436 --> 00:35:57,305
Marcolino,
can you believe that's your grandmother?

635
00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,643
Look at her.

636
00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:04,647
She brings me life.

637
00:36:08,316 --> 00:36:11,888
Nonno, what's your
favorite song?

638
00:36:13,623 --> 00:36:17,492
Nonna and I had the same one.

639
00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:18,961
"Home with You."

640
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,570
♪ I don't know
What it is tonight ♪

641
00:36:30,573 --> 00:36:33,710
♪ Maybe your smile
Maybe your eyes ♪

642
00:36:33,743 --> 00:36:38,346
♪ But finally I feel home ♪

643
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:40,850
You think I don't mourn her?

644
00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:45,655
I miss her three times.
Each breath.

645
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:53,730
♪ All I know is that I believe ♪

646
00:36:53,763 --> 00:36:56,231
Where did you meet Nonna?

647
00:37:08,044 --> 00:37:10,046
The first time
I come here, Marcolino,

648
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:12,915
I fell in love with the smell.

649
00:37:18,855 --> 00:37:20,489
Ciao, Cheech. Come stai?

650
00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:21,724
Ciao, Margie.

651
00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,793
This is my grandson, Marcolino.

652
00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,028
- Aw.
- Hey, we going to have

653
00:37:26,062 --> 00:37:28,064
five or six rainbow cookies.

654
00:37:28,097 --> 00:37:30,900
We have an allergy-free version,
too, if you'd like.

655
00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:33,736
No nuts, no wheat,
no artificial flavors,

656
00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:35,671
no gluten, and soy paste.

657
00:37:41,711 --> 00:37:43,378
Three of those ones
for me, please,

658
00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:45,848
and three of the regular ones
for Nonno.

659
00:37:45,882 --> 00:37:48,885
The real ones.

660
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:50,385
I never forget, Marco,

661
00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:52,387
when I come to New York
from Bari,

662
00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:54,557
I was so scared.

663
00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,026
New city, new country,

664
00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:59,427
a new life.

665
00:37:59,461 --> 00:38:01,964
But on the third day,

666
00:38:01,998 --> 00:38:05,768
I have a rainbow cookie.

667
00:38:05,802 --> 00:38:08,503
And it was delizioso.

668
00:38:10,072 --> 00:38:12,809
And then I knew everything
was going to be okay.

669
00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:15,044
Did Nonna used to work
at the bakery?

670
00:38:15,077 --> 00:38:16,646
No. Why?

671
00:38:17,914 --> 00:38:19,414
I thought you brought me here

672
00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:20,783
because this is where
you guys met.

673
00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:22,484
No.

674
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:23,753
I was hungry.

675
00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:29,357
Now...

676
00:38:30,092 --> 00:38:31,426
you take a little bite.

677
00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:32,962
I can't.
My throat might close.

678
00:38:32,995 --> 00:38:35,565
You have two EpiPens with you.

679
00:38:37,465 --> 00:38:38,568
Here.

680
00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:40,368
I'll try one of yours.

681
00:38:42,705 --> 00:38:44,372
Hmm?

682
00:38:45,775 --> 00:38:47,944
Mm.

683
00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:51,848
Mm.

684
00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:54,851
Yum.

685
00:38:54,884 --> 00:38:56,418
Tastes just like...

686
00:38:59,722 --> 00:39:00,957
What does that mean?

687
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,725
Cibo per I cani?

688
00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:06,662
Means "heaven."

689
00:39:06,696 --> 00:39:09,364
Tastes just like heaven.

690
00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:14,537
Now...

691
00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:17,106
- you try.
- I can't.

692
00:39:17,139 --> 00:39:20,877
This girl last year at my school
had to be rushed to the hospital

693
00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:24,580
because of level-four
diet sensitivities.

694
00:39:30,052 --> 00:39:33,022
Let's go.

695
00:39:33,055 --> 00:39:38,493
Now, if your throat closes or
you have the sensitivity dying,

696
00:39:38,526 --> 00:39:40,630
we go right in.

697
00:39:40,663 --> 00:39:42,098
Hmm.

698
00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:44,533
Maybe we should go inside first.

699
00:39:46,168 --> 00:39:48,403
Eat the cookie.

700
00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:06,122
Ah, you see?

701
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:08,224
Life is delizioso.

702
00:40:08,257 --> 00:40:10,860
You just have to bite it.

703
00:40:13,796 --> 00:40:15,598
Oh, look.

704
00:40:16,565 --> 00:40:18,034
- What?
- The sky.

705
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,802
It didn't fall.

706
00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:23,739
You ate a real cookie,
and the sky didn't fall.

707
00:40:24,974 --> 00:40:26,709
Thank you, Cheech.

708
00:40:26,742 --> 00:40:29,444
You can only call me Cheech
on the bocce court.

709
00:40:34,984 --> 00:40:37,887
- Where you been?
- Marco just had his first rainbow cookie.

710
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,589
And my throat is wide open!

711
00:40:40,623 --> 00:40:42,558
Let's play some ball, gentlemen.

712
00:40:42,591 --> 00:40:44,060
No more Marcolino.

713
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:46,662
- He's Marco now.
- Yeah!

714
00:41:05,681 --> 00:41:09,517
♪ Your voice has always
Called to me ♪

715
00:41:10,753 --> 00:41:13,589
♪ I see you in my dreams ♪

716
00:41:15,858 --> 00:41:18,127
Coffee's ready.

717
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,630
♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪

718
00:41:22,732 --> 00:41:26,002
- Goo-goo. Goo-goo.
- Google. Google.

719
00:41:26,035 --> 00:41:28,604
♪ Italiano ♪

720
00:41:29,338 --> 00:41:31,574
Do something for me,
Goo-goo.

721
00:41:31,607 --> 00:41:33,542
♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪

722
00:41:33,576 --> 00:41:37,113
♪ Italiano, Italiano
Italiano, Italiano ♪

723
00:41:38,214 --> 00:41:40,549
♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪

724
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:45,121
♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪

725
00:41:49,825 --> 00:41:51,560
- Okay, Google.
- Okay, Goo-goo.

726
00:41:51,594 --> 00:41:55,197
♪ Italiano in your country ♪

727
00:41:55,231 --> 00:41:57,033
♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪

728
00:41:57,066 --> 00:42:01,170
♪ Italiano, Italiano
Italiano, Italiano ♪

729
00:42:01,203 --> 00:42:03,239
♪ Italiano, Italiano... ♪

730
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:49,718
Ah?

731
00:42:53,956 --> 00:42:55,958
You're trying too hard.

732
00:42:56,892 --> 00:42:58,360
Just let it be.

733
00:42:58,394 --> 00:42:59,995
Go one more time.

734
00:43:13,142 --> 00:43:14,310
Oh.

735
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,945
What are you doing?

736
00:43:15,978 --> 00:43:19,315
Take a deep breath
and clear your brain.

737
00:43:19,348 --> 00:43:23,185
Young people now have too much
happening in front of them.

738
00:43:24,753 --> 00:43:26,822
Now, breathe.

739
00:43:31,393 --> 00:43:33,362
How you feel?

740
00:43:33,395 --> 00:43:35,164
Nauseous.

741
00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:37,733
This thing smells
like cigarettes.

742
00:43:37,766 --> 00:43:40,803
- Do you smoke?
- No. Stop talking.

743
00:43:43,739 --> 00:43:45,875
Bocce's like life.

744
00:43:47,243 --> 00:43:48,878
It's not about thinking.

745
00:43:48,911 --> 00:43:50,946
You have to feel it.

746
00:43:55,818 --> 00:43:57,153
Feel the ball.

747
00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:01,924
I...

748
00:44:03,192 --> 00:44:04,360
I feel the ball.

749
00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:05,928
No. You're touching it.

750
00:44:05,961 --> 00:44:07,363
You have to feel it.

751
00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:09,165
Feel...

752
00:44:09,198 --> 00:44:10,799
how solid.

753
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,134
Feel how smooth.

754
00:44:13,369 --> 00:44:15,738
Feel how heavy.

755
00:44:23,012 --> 00:44:25,147
Now, look at the pallina.

756
00:44:27,283 --> 00:44:30,119
The object of bocce
is to get close.

757
00:44:31,353 --> 00:44:33,055
So get close.

758
00:44:45,901 --> 00:44:48,003
Yes!

759
00:44:48,037 --> 00:44:50,039
- Yes! You did it!
- I did it, I did it!

760
00:44:50,072 --> 00:44:52,441
I did it, I did it, I did it!

761
00:44:54,076 --> 00:44:55,945
I did it! I did it!

762
00:44:55,978 --> 00:44:57,913
Whoa!

763
00:44:59,481 --> 00:45:01,917
I did it! I got a kiss!

764
00:45:01,951 --> 00:45:03,786
I did it!

765
00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:11,760
Get up!

766
00:45:11,794 --> 00:45:13,295
It's my birthday!

767
00:45:13,329 --> 00:45:16,065
Your coffee's on the table.

768
00:45:27,343 --> 00:45:28,477
What is that?

769
00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:29,945
That's a real cake.

770
00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:31,213
We heard about you.

771
00:45:31,247 --> 00:45:33,082
Me and gluten?
We go way back.

772
00:45:33,115 --> 00:45:35,184
- Hmm.
- Oh, my God.

773
00:45:35,217 --> 00:45:36,885
- So glad we came.
- Me too.

774
00:45:36,919 --> 00:45:39,288
You know, he hasn't made
that many friends, and...

775
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:41,056
I wanted him to have
one friend here

776
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:43,025
who isn't collecting
Social Security.

777
00:45:43,058 --> 00:45:45,194
Wise guy.

778
00:45:45,227 --> 00:45:47,062
Larry, we're going
to have cake now.

779
00:45:47,096 --> 00:45:49,865
We're having a man-to-man
conversation.

780
00:45:51,066 --> 00:45:54,236
So, you got a girlfriend, kid?

781
00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:56,171
I'm 11.

782
00:45:56,205 --> 00:45:57,973
I was married at 11.

783
00:45:58,007 --> 00:45:59,275
Divorced at 12.

784
00:46:00,442 --> 00:46:02,077
Time for cake.

785
00:46:04,146 --> 00:46:05,514
Oh, look at that cake.

786
00:46:05,548 --> 00:46:07,550
My diabetes
can take the day off.

787
00:46:08,951 --> 00:46:10,519
Oh.

788
00:46:10,553 --> 00:46:12,221
Get up.

789
00:46:14,290 --> 00:46:17,594
♪ Buon compleanno a te ♪

790
00:46:17,627 --> 00:46:21,163
♪ Buon compleanno a te ♪

791
00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:25,501
♪ Buon compleanno a Marco ♪

792
00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:30,072
♪ Buon compleanno a te ♪

793
00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:37,913
Okay.

794
00:46:37,946 --> 00:46:40,550
- Here we go.
- This is for you, Marco.

795
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,451
From the guys.

796
00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:54,063
My own set?

797
00:46:54,096 --> 00:46:56,332
We all chipped in.

798
00:46:56,365 --> 00:46:58,568
- Hey, you still owe me money.
- All right.

799
00:46:58,601 --> 00:47:01,070
Remember, it's not just a game.

800
00:47:01,103 --> 00:47:04,239
It's a continuous line of men
and women who came before you.

801
00:47:04,273 --> 00:47:07,042
And I'm a part of that line,
and I must extend it forward.

802
00:47:07,076 --> 00:47:09,579
- Grazie, Nonno.
- Prego, Marco!

803
00:47:09,612 --> 00:47:12,147
- Two points.
- Two points!

804
00:47:12,181 --> 00:47:15,084
Hello? Marco?

805
00:47:15,117 --> 00:47:16,485
- Who's that?
- Dad?

806
00:47:16,518 --> 00:47:19,556
- Oh, Jesus.
- Smooth Skin is here.

807
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,192
- Hey, buddy!
- You came!

808
00:47:23,225 --> 00:47:24,493
Yeah.

809
00:47:24,526 --> 00:47:26,195
You invited me.

810
00:47:26,228 --> 00:47:28,163
But you came!

811
00:47:28,197 --> 00:47:30,065
I have to be in Atlanta,

812
00:47:30,099 --> 00:47:33,001
so I thought I'd fly
through New York.

813
00:47:33,035 --> 00:47:34,236
Is this for me?

814
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,638
That depends.

815
00:47:35,672 --> 00:47:37,272
- What level are you at?
- Level 89.

816
00:47:37,306 --> 00:47:39,041
I fell a little behind
this last week,

817
00:47:39,074 --> 00:47:40,976
but I'll be at level 100
by AppCon for sure.

818
00:47:41,009 --> 00:47:42,612
Okay, well,
this should help.

819
00:47:42,645 --> 00:47:45,914
Plus, I got us VIP passes,
so you can get in anywhere.

820
00:47:45,948 --> 00:47:48,283
But you got to get
to level 100.

821
00:47:54,156 --> 00:47:56,425
Oh, my God. Mom, look!

822
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,993
It's the new Eyebridge!

823
00:47:58,026 --> 00:48:01,263
The VR/AR headset?
That just came out.

824
00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:03,700
It's a highly coveted
new piece of tech.

825
00:48:03,733 --> 00:48:05,934
Wow.

826
00:48:06,969 --> 00:48:08,337
Whoa.

827
00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:12,241
Marco, did you know
your dad is Atomic Rick?

828
00:48:12,274 --> 00:48:14,943
We're actually beta testing Rick
for the Eyebridge.

829
00:48:14,977 --> 00:48:16,679
You'll have to try it out
for me.

830
00:48:16,713 --> 00:48:19,214
- Seriously?
- I got to open this.

831
00:48:19,248 --> 00:48:20,516
Come on, Fred.

832
00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:23,018
Hey! What about your bocce set?

833
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:27,289
This is nice.

834
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:29,191
Big birthday parties
on Staten Island.

835
00:48:29,224 --> 00:48:30,359
What you always wanted.

836
00:48:30,392 --> 00:48:31,661
You know, just once,

837
00:48:31,694 --> 00:48:33,328
I wish you could
give the kid something

838
00:48:33,362 --> 00:48:35,497
without dangling a carrot
in his face.

839
00:48:35,532 --> 00:48:37,466
You keep him
on this hamster wheel.

840
00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,134
He has to learn
to work for things.

841
00:48:39,168 --> 00:48:41,704
What are you doing here, Rich?

842
00:48:48,645 --> 00:48:50,412
I'm sorry about your mother.

843
00:48:50,446 --> 00:48:53,382
Yeah, well, you missed
the funeral by, like, six weeks.

844
00:48:53,415 --> 00:48:55,652
I'm here now, am I not?

845
00:48:55,685 --> 00:48:57,286
I don't want
to miss these moments.

846
00:48:57,319 --> 00:49:00,522
- How often does he turn 13?
- He's 12.

847
00:49:00,557 --> 00:49:03,091
- Right.
- I know you saw that big picture of him holding

848
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:05,427
a "12" balloon on Facebook,
because you're on Facebook,

849
00:49:05,461 --> 00:49:06,995
and so is your
new girlfriend apparently.

850
00:49:07,029 --> 00:49:10,132
- Annie...
- Don't call me Annie.

851
00:49:10,165 --> 00:49:11,400
We should talk
somewhere in private.

852
00:49:11,433 --> 00:49:12,769
You know,
Marco's on Facebook.

853
00:49:12,802 --> 00:49:14,571
- No, he's not.
- Well, I'm on it,

854
00:49:14,604 --> 00:49:16,438
and he's standing next to me
sometimes when I'm on it,

855
00:49:16,472 --> 00:49:18,741
and he sees things,
because he's 12.

856
00:49:18,775 --> 00:49:20,643
He understands the world.

857
00:49:20,677 --> 00:49:23,245
He's not not going to understand
that you're very publicly

858
00:49:23,278 --> 00:49:25,648
dating one of
the Real Housewives of Brazil.

859
00:49:25,682 --> 00:49:28,083
She's an executive at Amazon.

860
00:49:28,116 --> 00:49:30,553
I don't care if she's
Mark-Zucking-Zuckerberg.

861
00:49:30,587 --> 00:49:32,221
Who?

862
00:49:32,254 --> 00:49:34,557
Hey, hey, everybody.
Hello. How you doing?

863
00:49:34,591 --> 00:49:36,158
Ugh. What now?

864
00:49:36,191 --> 00:49:38,628
I'm Gino. Little Gino.
Are you Anna?

865
00:49:38,661 --> 00:49:41,230
Gino Stravecchio?

866
00:49:41,263 --> 00:49:44,099
Anna Amici?

867
00:49:44,132 --> 00:49:45,702
We were in fifth grade together
back in Brooklyn.

868
00:49:45,735 --> 00:49:47,269
I'm sorry,
what are you doing here?

869
00:49:47,302 --> 00:49:49,304
He's here for you.

870
00:49:49,338 --> 00:49:50,439
Why?

871
00:49:50,472 --> 00:49:52,274
This is Ginolino.

872
00:49:52,307 --> 00:49:55,077
I thought you might like him.
He has a very good job.

873
00:49:55,110 --> 00:49:56,613
- Yeah, he's got his own condo.
- Pop.

874
00:49:56,646 --> 00:49:58,648
And his own car.
Never leases.

875
00:49:58,681 --> 00:50:00,382
Are you guys kidding me
right now?

876
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:02,351
No, he's got
a real nice condo.

877
00:50:02,384 --> 00:50:04,219
Is this not a good time?

878
00:50:04,253 --> 00:50:07,055
No, stay.
It's just getting good.

879
00:50:07,089 --> 00:50:09,358
Dad, can you help us?

880
00:50:09,391 --> 00:50:10,793
Love to, buddy.

881
00:50:13,763 --> 00:50:17,132
Uh... I didn't know if I should
bring flowers or fruit,

882
00:50:17,165 --> 00:50:19,501
so I brought both.

883
00:50:32,381 --> 00:50:35,150
Oh, my God.
I am Atomic Rick!

884
00:50:35,183 --> 00:50:38,220
I'm actually blasting
the blasterbots.

885
00:50:38,253 --> 00:50:40,222
Marco, can I try?

886
00:50:40,255 --> 00:50:41,591
Not yet.

887
00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:43,693
I'm in the Moat of Many
Mangled Men.

888
00:50:43,726 --> 00:50:45,728
They are mangled!

889
00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:51,233
He didn't even say goodbye to his friends.

890
00:50:51,266 --> 00:50:53,268
My friends.

891
00:50:53,302 --> 00:50:55,605
I work so hard with him,

892
00:50:55,638 --> 00:50:57,540
and his father come along
with his plastic

893
00:50:57,574 --> 00:51:01,778
and his wires
and his no pores.

894
00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:04,446
Oh, I find my hat
on the couch, crushed.

895
00:51:05,682 --> 00:51:07,550
It's a betrayal, Anna.

896
00:51:07,584 --> 00:51:11,486
I'm Giulio Cesare
with daggers in my back.

897
00:51:13,656 --> 00:51:15,223
Anna!

898
00:51:15,257 --> 00:51:16,425
Why you no listen to me?

899
00:51:20,863 --> 00:51:22,464
He's getting married.

900
00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:23,733
Marco?

901
00:51:23,766 --> 00:51:25,367
Richie.

902
00:51:28,203 --> 00:51:30,607
Oh, oh. My baby.

903
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,307
Mwah.

904
00:51:33,843 --> 00:51:36,478
The day I met him,
I knew it wouldn't work.

905
00:51:37,647 --> 00:51:39,749
But I wanted it to work.

906
00:51:41,249 --> 00:51:43,118
I wanted it to work.

907
00:51:50,693 --> 00:51:52,327
Come.

908
00:52:42,712 --> 00:52:46,816
♪ I don't know
What it is tonight ♪

909
00:52:46,849 --> 00:52:50,887
♪ Maybe your smile
Maybe your eyes ♪

910
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:57,960
♪ But finally
I feel home with you ♪

911
00:53:01,296 --> 00:53:06,234
♪ And I don't know
If I sound naive ♪

912
00:53:06,268 --> 00:53:10,272
♪ All I know is that
I believe ♪

913
00:53:10,305 --> 00:53:16,546
♪ That finally
I feel home with you ♪

914
00:54:06,796 --> 00:54:08,798
Good morning, sunshine.

915
00:54:08,831 --> 00:54:10,633
Today, it'll be mostly sunny,

916
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:13,502
with a high of 87
and a low of 74.

917
00:54:23,579 --> 00:54:25,581
It is 10:52 a.m.

918
00:54:41,631 --> 00:54:43,599
Hey, give me my TV antenna.

919
00:54:45,467 --> 00:54:47,402
It is 1:51 p.m.

920
00:54:47,435 --> 00:54:49,337
It is 2:28 p.m.

921
00:54:49,371 --> 00:54:51,506
It is 3:27 p.m.

922
00:55:04,687 --> 00:55:06,656
It is 5:24 p.m.

923
00:55:10,159 --> 00:55:13,461
- Hey!
- You're not going to waste your summer like this.

924
00:55:13,495 --> 00:55:15,865
This is my legacy?
A boy in binoculars?

925
00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:17,867
You look like
a drunk astronaut!

926
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:20,069
- Wait, wait, what are you doing?
- Saving the world.

927
00:55:20,102 --> 00:55:23,471
- Wait, Nonno, stop.
- You didn't even say goodbye to my friends yesterday.

928
00:55:23,505 --> 00:55:25,842
- Do you have no feelings?
- Nonno, please!

929
00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,777
No, don't touch that!

930
00:55:27,810 --> 00:55:29,612
That's our Assistant!

931
00:55:29,645 --> 00:55:31,581
You're too young
for a secretary.

932
00:55:31,614 --> 00:55:33,716
What? Nonno, please.
No, you don't understand.

933
00:55:33,749 --> 00:55:35,151
I just need to beat
the game first.

934
00:55:35,184 --> 00:55:36,986
- AppCon's in two weeks.
- It's summer.

935
00:55:37,019 --> 00:55:40,756
The sun is shining.
It's golden. It's beaming.

936
00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:43,759
Do you know what a blessing it
is you get to see the sun shine?

937
00:55:43,793 --> 00:55:46,562
Eskimos go for weeks
without sunlight.

938
00:55:46,596 --> 00:55:48,698
- I'm not an...
- Those kids live inside ice.

939
00:55:48,731 --> 00:55:50,032
They're Popsicles.

940
00:55:50,066 --> 00:55:51,601
I'm calling my dad!

941
00:55:51,634 --> 00:55:52,802
You have a cell phone?

942
00:55:52,835 --> 00:55:54,036
It's for emergencies.

943
00:55:54,070 --> 00:55:56,639
- No!
- This is an emergency.

944
00:55:56,672 --> 00:55:58,608
- Give it back! Nonno, please!
- No!

945
00:55:58,641 --> 00:56:00,042
- I need it back! Please!
- Uh-uh!

946
00:56:00,076 --> 00:56:01,611
Nonno!

947
00:56:01,644 --> 00:56:02,979
Wait, Nonno,
give me the key.

948
00:56:03,012 --> 00:56:04,847
- Give me the key, Nonno.
- You want the key?

949
00:56:04,881 --> 00:56:06,649
- No! Yes!
- I make a deal.

950
00:56:06,682 --> 00:56:08,784
You love a good deal, no?

951
00:56:09,752 --> 00:56:10,987
Sit.

952
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,420
Sit down.

953
00:56:12,454 --> 00:56:13,956
Ugh!

954
00:56:18,194 --> 00:56:20,897
I bought you a new
set of bocce balls.

955
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,999
Use them.

956
00:56:23,032 --> 00:56:24,667
I give you all this junk back

957
00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:27,703
if your team beats my team
in bocce.

958
00:56:27,737 --> 00:56:28,971
But if I win...

959
00:56:29,005 --> 00:56:30,973
you spend the rest
of your summer

960
00:56:31,007 --> 00:56:33,009
with no electric toys.

961
00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:34,911
What am I, Amish?

962
00:56:34,944 --> 00:56:36,178
You need a team.

963
00:56:36,212 --> 00:56:37,813
But I don't...

964
00:56:37,847 --> 00:56:39,582
I don't have a team.

965
00:56:39,615 --> 00:56:40,850
You better get one.

966
00:56:40,883 --> 00:56:44,120
Who? Gino? Gary? Larry?

967
00:56:44,153 --> 00:56:45,922
No. Those are my friends.

968
00:56:45,955 --> 00:56:48,423
You need to get
your own friends.

969
00:56:50,092 --> 00:56:51,794
Why are you doing this to me?

970
00:56:51,827 --> 00:56:54,230
Why are you torturing me?

971
00:56:54,263 --> 00:56:55,831
Why can't you just
leave me alone

972
00:56:55,865 --> 00:56:58,067
and let me do
what I want to do?

973
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,569
You love life so much...

974
00:57:00,603 --> 00:57:03,139
...and you've been
ruining mine since the day you moved in!

975
00:57:03,172 --> 00:57:06,609
You're just a sad,
annoying, old man,

976
00:57:06,642 --> 00:57:08,110
and I hate you.

977
00:57:13,282 --> 00:57:15,551
I'm late for bocce.

978
00:57:15,584 --> 00:57:18,821
I'll be back in two hours
to feed and water you.

979
00:57:21,290 --> 00:57:23,993
- He took all my stuff.
- There's nothing I can do about it.

980
00:57:24,026 --> 00:57:25,661
- Work it out with him.
- But you're his landlord!

981
00:57:25,695 --> 00:57:28,197
- I'm his daughter.
- He stole all my things!

982
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,799
He's a thief.

983
00:57:29,832 --> 00:57:31,466
I also heard
he took your phone.

984
00:57:33,602 --> 00:57:36,939
I told you you couldn't have
a cell phone until you were 13.

985
00:57:36,973 --> 00:57:40,109
So where did my 12-year-old son
get a cell phone from?

986
00:57:40,142 --> 00:57:41,644
I got it in the mail.

987
00:57:41,677 --> 00:57:43,646
From whom?
Last time I checked,

988
00:57:43,679 --> 00:57:45,982
Apple doesn't just send phones
to people in the mail.

989
00:57:46,015 --> 00:57:47,149
I want the truth.

990
00:57:48,784 --> 00:57:50,553
Dad sent it to me.

991
00:57:50,586 --> 00:57:51,821
When?

992
00:57:51,854 --> 00:57:53,122
When you took my iPad away.

993
00:57:53,155 --> 00:57:55,091
I took the iPad away
for all of a day.

994
00:57:55,124 --> 00:57:57,626
How did you even text him
without an iPad?

995
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,729
I made a phone call.

996
00:57:59,762 --> 00:58:01,130
You picked up the phone?

997
00:58:01,163 --> 00:58:03,666
It was very strange.

998
00:58:03,699 --> 00:58:05,101
Marco, you went behind my back.

999
00:58:05,134 --> 00:58:06,669
We don't do that.

1000
00:58:06,702 --> 00:58:08,037
I need all my stuff back.

1001
00:58:08,070 --> 00:58:09,805
Too bad. Figure it out.

1002
00:58:09,839 --> 00:58:12,074
Do what I did when I was a kid:
go play hopscotch.

1003
00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:16,979
What is hopscotch?!

1004
00:58:20,082 --> 00:58:21,717
Marco, what are
you doing here?

1005
00:58:21,751 --> 00:58:23,019
You have an Xbox, right?

1006
00:58:23,052 --> 00:58:26,055
Yeah, but it's No-Tech Tuesdays.

1007
00:58:26,088 --> 00:58:27,656
But we have Scrabble.

1008
00:58:27,690 --> 00:58:28,924
What's that?

1009
00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:30,993
How's the Eyebridge?

1010
00:58:31,027 --> 00:58:33,562
My grandfather took it away.

1011
00:58:33,596 --> 00:58:35,598
- What? Why?
- I don't know.

1012
00:58:35,631 --> 00:58:37,066
He said that I don't
have feelings,

1013
00:58:37,099 --> 00:58:38,901
but I do have feelings.
I'm not a robot.

1014
00:58:38,934 --> 00:58:40,703
Who said you were a robot?

1015
00:58:40,736 --> 00:58:42,038
My aunt, the hippie.

1016
00:58:42,071 --> 00:58:44,273
They think we don't
hear anything,

1017
00:58:44,306 --> 00:58:46,208
- but we hear everything.
- I know.

1018
00:58:46,242 --> 00:58:48,210
My parents fight
all the time.

1019
00:58:48,244 --> 00:58:49,945
I hear every word,

1020
00:58:49,979 --> 00:58:53,182
and I know what
all the words mean.

1021
00:58:54,850 --> 00:58:57,053
- Do you think that we could...?
- Be friends?

1022
00:58:58,187 --> 00:58:59,321
Sure, we could be friends.

1023
00:58:59,355 --> 00:59:00,990
Fred!

1024
00:59:01,023 --> 00:59:02,591
I have to go to the JCC.

1025
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,160
Tonight's youth group.

1026
00:59:04,193 --> 00:59:05,861
Want to come?

1027
00:59:05,895 --> 00:59:07,863
I have lots of friends there.

1028
00:59:12,835 --> 00:59:16,005
Do your friends
want to join a bocce team?

1029
00:59:19,341 --> 00:59:20,876
Where have you been?

1030
00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:22,878
- At the JCC.
- Why?

1031
00:59:22,912 --> 00:59:25,114
Because I've got a team.
You're on.

1032
00:59:28,317 --> 00:59:30,152
Hmm.

1033
00:59:31,654 --> 00:59:33,923
Training begins today,
my friends.

1034
00:59:33,956 --> 00:59:35,124
We're not your friends.

1035
00:59:35,157 --> 00:59:36,926
For every hour we play with you,

1036
00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:38,994
we get an hour on your headset
when you get it back.

1037
00:59:39,028 --> 00:59:42,765
Epstein gets double because he's
the under-12 bowling champion.

1038
00:59:42,798 --> 00:59:44,166
I'm going to crush it.

1039
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,001
A deal is a deal.

1040
00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:50,106
Today, we will learn
the rules and the ropes

1041
00:59:50,139 --> 00:59:53,843
of the world's oldest game.

1042
00:59:53,876 --> 00:59:56,645
Now, our opposition
will arrive at the bocce court

1043
00:59:56,679 --> 01:00:00,416
with decades upon decades
of experience on their side.

1044
01:00:00,449 --> 01:00:02,284
If you want the VR headset,

1045
01:00:02,318 --> 01:00:05,955
we need to cram years of work
into about a week.

1046
01:00:05,988 --> 01:00:07,756
That does not seem possible.

1047
01:00:07,790 --> 01:00:09,992
I have to be home by 8:00.

1048
01:00:10,025 --> 01:00:13,262
- The building closes at 7:00.
- It's a security protocol.

1049
01:00:13,295 --> 01:00:17,099
You must remember that this
is not just a game.

1050
01:00:17,133 --> 01:00:21,003
This is a continuous line of men
and women who come before us,

1051
01:00:21,036 --> 01:00:22,838
and we're a part of that line,

1052
01:00:22,872 --> 01:00:24,640
and we must extend it forward.

1053
01:00:26,275 --> 01:00:29,645
I'm expecting all of you
to bring forth focus...

1054
01:00:31,046 --> 01:00:32,815
intensity...

1055
01:00:32,848 --> 01:00:34,216
and hard work.

1056
01:00:37,286 --> 01:00:38,420
Are you guys listening?

1057
01:00:38,454 --> 01:00:40,356
Yes. You're yelling.

1058
01:00:40,389 --> 01:00:42,291
This guy is so loud.

1059
01:01:11,487 --> 01:01:13,322
Anna? Where's Marco?

1060
01:01:13,355 --> 01:01:14,757
Out with his friends.

1061
01:01:16,425 --> 01:01:18,093
I did that.

1062
01:01:46,088 --> 01:01:49,058
- I was, like, whoosh.
- I was, like, whoosh.

1063
01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:01,837
Good morning,
everyone out there.

1064
01:02:01,870 --> 01:02:04,039
Looks like it's going to be
a beautiful summer day.

1065
01:02:04,073 --> 01:02:07,209
Temperature's coming in right
around 78, so not too hot,

1066
01:02:07,243 --> 01:02:09,478
but watch out and put on
some sunscreen out there.

1067
01:02:09,511 --> 01:02:11,480
Time for a quick traffic report.
Looks like...

1068
01:02:13,482 --> 01:02:14,850
Nonno!

1069
01:02:14,883 --> 01:02:16,118
Who's there?

1070
01:02:16,151 --> 01:02:17,820
Get up. Put your teeth in.

1071
01:02:17,853 --> 01:02:20,422
Get ready to get your
20th-century butt kicked.

1072
01:03:06,035 --> 01:03:08,003
Oh, look who it is.

1073
01:03:08,037 --> 01:03:09,606
Mr. Eat Your Own Cake Alone,

1074
01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:12,341
I'm Not Even Gonna Say Goodbye
At My Own Birthday Party.

1075
01:03:12,374 --> 01:03:13,543
Animale.

1076
01:03:13,576 --> 01:03:16,245
Who are these kids?

1077
01:03:16,278 --> 01:03:18,914
This my bocce team.

1078
01:03:18,947 --> 01:03:20,082
These are my friends.

1079
01:03:20,115 --> 01:03:21,450
- Yeah, we are.
- Mm-hmm.

1080
01:03:21,483 --> 01:03:23,052
You could bring 2,000 people.

1081
01:03:23,085 --> 01:03:24,554
That don't make them
your friends.

1082
01:03:24,587 --> 01:03:26,388
Takes years to make friends.

1083
01:03:26,422 --> 01:03:29,158
- They're mercenaries.
- How much did he pay you?

1084
01:03:29,191 --> 01:03:32,194
You got a lot of different, uh,
types in your crew.

1085
01:03:32,227 --> 01:03:34,531
Diversity. Not new.

1086
01:03:34,564 --> 01:03:36,298
That's how our generation rolls.

1087
01:03:36,332 --> 01:03:39,068
Our strength is in
our interconnected

1088
01:03:39,101 --> 01:03:40,302
yet disparate networks.

1089
01:03:40,336 --> 01:03:41,970
Huh?

1090
01:03:42,004 --> 01:03:43,372
We're his friends, Pops.

1091
01:03:43,405 --> 01:03:45,874
Let's bury them.

1092
01:03:45,908 --> 01:03:47,076
Yeah.

1093
01:03:47,109 --> 01:03:48,645
You want to practice?

1094
01:03:48,678 --> 01:03:50,346
We can go smoke
and eat bagels.

1095
01:03:50,379 --> 01:03:52,481
We don't need practice.

1096
01:03:52,514 --> 01:03:54,116
This is our house now.

1097
01:03:54,149 --> 01:03:56,051
Our house.

1098
01:03:56,085 --> 01:03:58,287
This is Epstein's house now.

1099
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,502
You smoke?

1100
01:04:13,536 --> 01:04:15,538
Secret's out.

1101
01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:22,612
You're going down.
You and your black lungs.

1102
01:04:22,645 --> 01:04:24,681
And then I want my Eyebridge.

1103
01:04:24,714 --> 01:04:26,248
I'm sorry.

1104
01:04:26,281 --> 01:04:27,916
What?

1105
01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:30,687
Oh, it's on.

1106
01:04:33,088 --> 01:04:34,923
Two teams of four to start.

1107
01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:36,492
We play to 12.

1108
01:04:36,525 --> 01:04:39,361
Best of three.

1109
01:04:39,395 --> 01:04:41,531
Team Cheech, green.

1110
01:04:41,564 --> 01:04:43,365
Team Marco, red.

1111
01:04:43,399 --> 01:04:45,067
All right, let's flip for it!

1112
01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:46,268
Let's go!

1113
01:04:46,301 --> 01:04:48,070
- Call it.
- Tails.

1114
01:04:49,405 --> 01:04:51,940
- Heads.
- Aw, man.

1115
01:04:53,543 --> 01:04:55,244
These kids are funny.

1116
01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:05,354
You got this, Cheech.

1117
01:05:06,623 --> 01:05:09,124
All right, all right. Good shot.

1118
01:05:09,158 --> 01:05:10,560
Good.

1119
01:05:11,694 --> 01:05:13,061
Nice.

1120
01:05:13,095 --> 01:05:14,531
Come on, Marco.

1121
01:05:16,633 --> 01:05:18,267
It's okay.

1122
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:19,669
We have three more balls.

1123
01:05:19,702 --> 01:05:22,504
Do you really think
you're going to beat us?

1124
01:05:23,773 --> 01:05:25,407
Epstein, come on.

1125
01:05:25,441 --> 01:05:27,342
This kid shoots
like a rocket ship.

1126
01:05:27,376 --> 01:05:29,712
Two points for us.

1127
01:05:31,013 --> 01:05:32,281
Come on, Cheech.

1128
01:05:32,314 --> 01:05:33,650
- Ha-ha!
- Yeah!

1129
01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:35,618
- That's how it's done.
- Nice!

1130
01:05:42,524 --> 01:05:44,159
Round one to the dinosaurs.

1131
01:05:44,193 --> 01:05:45,762
That's what I'm talking about.

1132
01:05:45,795 --> 01:05:47,262
Ugh!

1133
01:05:47,296 --> 01:05:48,731
Anybody know how to use an Xbox?

1134
01:05:48,765 --> 01:05:50,499
'Cause they ain't
getting it back!

1135
01:05:50,533 --> 01:05:52,702
Okay, okay.
Don't let it go to your head.

1136
01:05:54,537 --> 01:05:56,606
- You got this, May.
- You can do it.

1137
01:05:56,639 --> 01:05:58,040
Ugh.

1138
01:06:01,076 --> 01:06:02,411
Come on, come on,

1139
01:06:02,444 --> 01:06:03,613
come on, come on, come on.

1140
01:06:03,646 --> 01:06:05,414
Ugh!

1141
01:06:05,447 --> 01:06:07,584
- Seven?
- How'd they get seven already?

1142
01:06:07,617 --> 01:06:10,085
We're never getting
that headset back.

1143
01:06:11,453 --> 01:06:13,055
Epstein!

1144
01:06:13,088 --> 01:06:14,423
They're crushing us.

1145
01:06:14,456 --> 01:06:16,458
Epstein, you're rolling it
too hard.

1146
01:06:16,492 --> 01:06:17,760
There's no pins down there,

1147
01:06:17,794 --> 01:06:19,562
so there's nothing
to knock down.

1148
01:06:19,596 --> 01:06:23,666
Can you roll it softer?
Still focused, but softer.

1149
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,469
Remember that time
when we went bumper-bowling

1150
01:06:27,503 --> 01:06:28,671
for Sara's birthday party?

1151
01:06:28,705 --> 01:06:30,105
Yeah.

1152
01:06:30,138 --> 01:06:31,674
But you hit a strike,

1153
01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:33,743
but you hit it off
the side first, like a pinball.

1154
01:06:33,776 --> 01:06:35,477
Just do that.

1155
01:06:35,511 --> 01:06:37,346
You're right.

1156
01:06:37,379 --> 01:06:39,782
The ball is still in play if you
hit it off the sides first.

1157
01:06:39,816 --> 01:06:42,317
Let's go. Cut the chit-chat.

1158
01:06:42,351 --> 01:06:43,753
Don't worry. I got this.

1159
01:06:43,786 --> 01:06:45,755
Epstein. Epstein. Epstein.

1160
01:06:45,788 --> 01:06:47,690
You got this, Epstein.
You can do it.

1161
01:06:47,724 --> 01:06:49,458
Yeah, Epstein!

1162
01:06:54,496 --> 01:06:56,533
- Yes!
- Whoo!

1163
01:07:09,712 --> 01:07:11,313
Awesome.

1164
01:07:11,346 --> 01:07:13,583
See? I told you
this was Epstein's house.

1165
01:07:13,616 --> 01:07:15,484
We're catching up, Pops.

1166
01:07:15,517 --> 01:07:16,819
No way.

1167
01:07:16,853 --> 01:07:18,520
- Look at that.
- Yes!

1168
01:07:20,657 --> 01:07:21,824
- Eh...
- Ah.

1169
01:07:21,858 --> 01:07:23,693
Yes!

1170
01:07:23,726 --> 01:07:26,261
Come on, Sal. Close it out.

1171
01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:30,633
Ha! My sister's teeth.

1172
01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:32,301
Oh, no.

1173
01:07:32,334 --> 01:07:34,303
You remember
my sister's teeth, kid?

1174
01:07:34,336 --> 01:07:36,471
Ha-ha!

1175
01:07:40,610 --> 01:07:42,144
Yeah, Marco!

1176
01:07:42,177 --> 01:07:44,513
- You got this!
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

1177
01:07:44,547 --> 01:07:45,882
- Yes!
- Whoo!

1178
01:07:45,915 --> 01:07:48,483
- We're going to win! Yeah!
- Go, Marco!

1179
01:07:50,653 --> 01:07:52,822
Never going to happen, kid.

1180
01:07:52,855 --> 01:07:54,857
You're never going
to make that shot.

1181
01:07:54,891 --> 01:07:57,225
Go back to your fort.

1182
01:07:59,896 --> 01:08:02,865
Focus, Marco. Focus.

1183
01:08:15,243 --> 01:08:17,580
- What are you doing?
- Come on. Let's go.

1184
01:08:17,614 --> 01:08:19,314
Quiet. Everyone, quiet.

1185
01:08:19,348 --> 01:08:21,618
Take a deep breath
and clear your brain.

1186
01:08:22,819 --> 01:08:24,219
Now, breathe.

1187
01:08:31,426 --> 01:08:33,261
Cheech, buddy,
what's the matter?

1188
01:08:33,295 --> 01:08:35,197
Hey, get him some water.
Watch it.

1189
01:08:35,230 --> 01:08:37,634
- Don't let him hit his head.
- Whoa, he's falling.

1190
01:08:37,667 --> 01:08:39,468
Cheech!

1191
01:08:39,501 --> 01:08:41,771
Call 911! Cheech!
Somebody call an ambulance!

1192
01:08:41,804 --> 01:08:44,841
- Hey, get him some water.
- Somebody call it in. Cheech.

1193
01:08:44,874 --> 01:08:46,208
Cheech!

1194
01:09:05,795 --> 01:09:07,697
Marco!

1195
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:11,834
Marco.

1196
01:09:23,613 --> 01:09:27,282
I thought you'd want to bring some
clean ones for him in the morning.

1197
01:09:27,315 --> 01:09:29,786
Thank you.

1198
01:09:29,819 --> 01:09:31,319
Theresa, I don't care
what you're doing.

1199
01:09:31,353 --> 01:09:32,889
This is not just
my responsibility.

1200
01:09:32,922 --> 01:09:35,357
I was just
there for the funeral.

1201
01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:37,593
He is in the hospital.
I cannot do this alone.

1202
01:09:37,627 --> 01:09:39,796
I can't get on a plane
every time there's something wrong.

1203
01:09:54,944 --> 01:09:56,846
I'm your Google Assistant.

1204
01:09:56,879 --> 01:10:00,583
I can help you find answers,
get things done, and have fun.

1205
01:10:54,336 --> 01:10:56,973
Veggie patty?

1206
01:10:57,006 --> 01:10:59,809
Marco, you have been
in your room for two days.

1207
01:10:59,842 --> 01:11:02,578
I have to go to the hospital
and you need to eat.

1208
01:11:02,612 --> 01:11:04,046
I'm not hungry.

1209
01:11:05,514 --> 01:11:07,683
Marco, we don't lock doors
in this house.

1210
01:11:07,717 --> 01:11:09,417
Open it now.

1211
01:11:18,628 --> 01:11:20,696
It's Fred, Sara, and David.

1212
01:11:20,730 --> 01:11:21,998
And Adam.

1213
01:11:22,031 --> 01:11:23,633
What do you want?

1214
01:11:23,666 --> 01:11:25,333
We're here for moral support.

1215
01:11:25,367 --> 01:11:26,869
Moral what?

1216
01:11:26,903 --> 01:11:28,436
We're your friends.

1217
01:11:29,739 --> 01:11:30,907
I don't need friends.

1218
01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:32,440
Now, go away.

1219
01:11:32,474 --> 01:11:33,976
But everyone's asking for you.

1220
01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:35,545
I said, go away!

1221
01:11:35,578 --> 01:11:39,347
Fine! But you still owe us
87.5 hours.

1222
01:11:39,381 --> 01:11:41,349
This isn't over!

1223
01:11:44,954 --> 01:11:47,557
What do you want?

1224
01:11:47,590 --> 01:11:48,991
- It's Gino.
- And Larry.

1225
01:11:49,025 --> 01:11:50,726
- And Gary.
- Go away!

1226
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,061
Hey, we're going
to the hospital.

1227
01:11:52,094 --> 01:11:53,663
- You want to come?
- No!

1228
01:11:53,696 --> 01:11:55,798
And we brought you something.

1229
01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:57,667
I don't care what you brought!

1230
01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:00,435
I don't want a veggie patty,
I don't want moral support,

1231
01:12:00,468 --> 01:12:02,705
and I don't want to go
to the hospital!

1232
01:12:02,738 --> 01:12:05,074
I just want to stay here
in my room!

1233
01:12:06,843 --> 01:12:08,110
Ah, let's go.

1234
01:12:08,144 --> 01:12:10,112
I mean, free parking ends
in an hour.

1235
01:14:57,780 --> 01:15:00,282
Why does everyone leave me, Mom?

1236
01:15:00,316 --> 01:15:02,818
Oh, sweetheart.

1237
01:15:06,922 --> 01:15:09,191
Loving people's not good.

1238
01:15:10,626 --> 01:15:11,827
It hurts when they leave.

1239
01:15:11,861 --> 01:15:13,262
No, Marco.

1240
01:15:13,295 --> 01:15:14,997
It hurts when they leave

1241
01:15:15,031 --> 01:15:19,001
because loving people is so,
so good.

1242
01:15:21,871 --> 01:15:23,939
I told him that I hated him.

1243
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,108
Do you?

1244
01:15:26,142 --> 01:15:27,943
No.

1245
01:15:29,111 --> 01:15:31,013
He's my friend.

1246
01:15:33,215 --> 01:15:36,152
Friends are the key to life,
my love.

1247
01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:40,022
They're whom we live for.

1248
01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:45,928
Sometimes they can just
destroy us.

1249
01:15:49,398 --> 01:15:51,133
But sometimes...

1250
01:15:54,370 --> 01:15:57,773
they can bring us back to life.

1251
01:16:02,778 --> 01:16:04,313
Hey, Marco.

1252
01:16:06,148 --> 01:16:08,217
Fred, you have a guest.

1253
01:16:09,151 --> 01:16:11,020
Well, well, well.

1254
01:16:11,053 --> 01:16:13,155
Looks like you came
to your senses.

1255
01:16:13,189 --> 01:16:14,824
I just came to keep my promise.

1256
01:16:14,857 --> 01:16:17,993
You have can have this back
in 87.5 hours.

1257
01:16:18,027 --> 01:16:20,162
Keep it.

1258
01:16:20,196 --> 01:16:21,897
I don't want it back.

1259
01:16:21,931 --> 01:16:23,732
But I need your help.

1260
01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:26,702
Now you want our help?

1261
01:16:29,972 --> 01:16:33,142
I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry.

1262
01:16:33,175 --> 01:16:34,376
I was wrong.

1263
01:16:34,410 --> 01:16:36,145
I do need friends.

1264
01:16:36,178 --> 01:16:39,748
Friends are the key to life and,
you, Frederick?

1265
01:16:39,782 --> 01:16:41,317
You're my friend.

1266
01:16:41,350 --> 01:16:43,252
You came to me
in my darkest hour,

1267
01:16:43,285 --> 01:16:46,322
and I slammed my door
in your face.

1268
01:16:46,355 --> 01:16:48,724
You didn't even open it.

1269
01:16:48,757 --> 01:16:50,059
I would've slammed it.

1270
01:16:50,092 --> 01:16:51,694
It was locked!

1271
01:16:51,727 --> 01:16:53,028
Well, if it wasn't locked,

1272
01:16:53,062 --> 01:16:54,897
I would've opened it
and slammed it.

1273
01:16:54,930 --> 01:16:57,299
I would've unlocked the door
and slammed it in your face.

1274
01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:59,668
I let you win at Scrabble.

1275
01:16:59,702 --> 01:17:01,237
Can you forgive me?

1276
01:17:03,005 --> 01:17:04,707
Yes.

1277
01:17:04,740 --> 01:17:07,243
Even though you've been
a to me all year.

1278
01:17:07,276 --> 01:17:08,878
Thanks.

1279
01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:12,181
Oh! Mm.

1280
01:17:12,214 --> 01:17:14,183
You're saturated.

1281
01:17:14,216 --> 01:17:16,685
Stop using big words.
That's my thing.

1282
01:17:18,087 --> 01:17:19,755
Can you guys all come over
to my house?

1283
01:17:19,788 --> 01:17:21,323
For what?

1284
01:17:24,126 --> 01:17:26,061
Marco, are you coming
to the hospital?

1285
01:17:26,095 --> 01:17:28,063
- Coming down.
- Be right there.

1286
01:17:28,097 --> 01:17:29,365
We're almost done.

1287
01:17:41,377 --> 01:17:44,013
Buddy, I've been texting you.
AppCon starts at 2:00.

1288
01:17:44,046 --> 01:17:46,448
I'm sorry.
I have a previous commitment.

1289
01:17:46,482 --> 01:17:48,050
What do you mean?

1290
01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:49,385
You've been
waiting all summer for this.

1291
01:17:49,418 --> 01:17:52,454
Rich, my father's
in the hospital.

1292
01:17:52,488 --> 01:17:54,056
The tickets
were expensive, Anna.

1293
01:17:54,089 --> 01:17:55,824
Did you hear
what she just said?

1294
01:17:55,858 --> 01:17:57,760
Marco, don't talk
to your father like that.

1295
01:17:57,793 --> 01:17:59,862
- Why not?
- Because he's your father.

1296
01:17:59,895 --> 01:18:01,197
You texted me her picture.

1297
01:18:01,230 --> 01:18:03,065
You said that she was
just your friend.

1298
01:18:03,098 --> 01:18:04,900
You texted him her picture?

1299
01:18:06,402 --> 01:18:08,837
I wanted to ease you into it
so it wasn't such a shock.

1300
01:18:08,871 --> 01:18:11,473
- You lied!
- I'm not a liar.

1301
01:18:11,507 --> 01:18:13,909
You said you were going to L.A.
for work,

1302
01:18:13,943 --> 01:18:15,844
that you'd be back in a week.

1303
01:18:15,878 --> 01:18:17,813
That was two years ago.

1304
01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:21,483
I never stopped texting you.

1305
01:18:21,517 --> 01:18:23,385
I have to go.

1306
01:18:23,419 --> 01:18:25,120
My friend is sick.

1307
01:18:33,028 --> 01:18:35,331
My dad's really not
doing well.

1308
01:18:43,505 --> 01:18:44,974
How's he doing?

1309
01:18:45,007 --> 01:18:47,109
He's been asking for Marco.

1310
01:18:57,587 --> 01:18:59,154
Ciao, Nonno.

1311
01:19:05,894 --> 01:19:07,796
Oh.

1312
01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:09,331
Ciao, Marco.

1313
01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:14,903
Bocce prince of Staten Island.

1314
01:19:21,544 --> 01:19:23,812
Who won the game?

1315
01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:25,314
You did, Nonno.

1316
01:19:29,251 --> 01:19:31,186
I brought you your hat.

1317
01:19:32,488 --> 01:19:35,190
I want you to keep it, Marco.

1318
01:19:36,392 --> 01:19:39,995
It's safe with you,
my friend.

1319
01:19:40,029 --> 01:19:42,532
I thought I was your grandson,
not your friend.

1320
01:19:44,534 --> 01:19:46,536
God made you my grandson.

1321
01:19:46,569 --> 01:19:48,971
Bocce made you my friend.

1322
01:19:55,077 --> 01:19:56,879
Mm.

1323
01:19:56,912 --> 01:19:58,480
Is this it?

1324
01:20:00,349 --> 01:20:02,017
"It"?

1325
01:20:02,051 --> 01:20:04,953
When you leave your legacy.

1326
01:20:06,322 --> 01:20:07,856
When you go to...

1327
01:20:13,395 --> 01:20:16,198
That's not what
that means, Marco.

1328
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,603
Heaven, in Italian,

1329
01:20:20,637 --> 01:20:23,839
is "paradiso."

1330
01:20:26,175 --> 01:20:28,611
I like that word.

1331
01:20:28,645 --> 01:20:30,379
Paradiso?

1332
01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:35,484
We made you something.

1333
01:20:36,452 --> 01:20:38,120
Who, "we"?

1334
01:20:38,153 --> 01:20:40,022
Me and my friends.

1335
01:20:46,261 --> 01:20:49,298
Oh.

1336
01:20:49,331 --> 01:20:51,634
I don't want to be a robot.

1337
01:20:51,668 --> 01:20:53,902
You're going to be okay.

1338
01:21:01,310 --> 01:21:02,945
What is this?

1339
01:21:06,248 --> 01:21:09,385
You said Nonna gives you life.

1340
01:21:29,304 --> 01:21:33,610
♪ I don't know
What it is tonight ♪

1341
01:21:33,643 --> 01:21:37,946
♪ Maybe your smile
Maybe your eyes ♪

1342
01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:42,652
♪ But finally
I feel home ♪

1343
01:21:42,685 --> 01:21:45,622
♪ With you ♪

1344
01:21:48,257 --> 01:21:52,528
♪ And I don't know
If I sound naive ♪

1345
01:21:52,562 --> 01:21:57,266
♪ All I know
Is that I believe ♪

1346
01:21:57,299 --> 01:22:01,203
♪ That finally I feel home ♪

1347
01:22:01,236 --> 01:22:05,174
♪ With you ♪

1348
01:22:06,275 --> 01:22:09,511
♪ I may never find ♪

1349
01:22:09,546 --> 01:22:14,049
♪ All the answers ♪

1350
01:22:14,082 --> 01:22:18,387
♪ I may never have ♪

1351
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:21,290
♪ A clue ♪

1352
01:22:23,492 --> 01:22:28,030
♪ And I don't know
What tomorrow brings ♪

1353
01:22:28,063 --> 01:22:30,132
♪ Maybe a kiss ♪

1354
01:22:30,165 --> 01:22:32,267
♪ Maybe a ring ♪

1355
01:22:32,301 --> 01:22:37,139
♪ But finally I feel home ♪

1356
01:22:37,172 --> 01:22:41,109
♪ With you ♪

1357
01:23:04,233 --> 01:23:08,538
This summer, my Nonno taught me
about cookies,

1358
01:23:08,571 --> 01:23:11,541
dirty sneakers,

1359
01:23:11,574 --> 01:23:13,475
and my sister's teeth.

1360
01:23:15,077 --> 01:23:16,579
That might seem silly to you,

1361
01:23:16,613 --> 01:23:18,748
but these things are important.

1362
01:23:18,781 --> 01:23:22,050
They're what make life
like paradiso.

1363
01:23:23,218 --> 01:23:25,120
Nonno taught me
that there's more to life

1364
01:23:25,153 --> 01:23:26,455
than just what's on the screen,

1365
01:23:26,488 --> 01:23:28,123
that life is happening
all around us,

1366
01:23:28,156 --> 01:23:30,158
and we just have to get up
and live it.

1367
01:23:30,192 --> 01:23:33,061
I think he knew that we wouldn't
ever really be without our iPads

1368
01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:34,797
or cell phones or video games...

1369
01:23:34,831 --> 01:23:37,366
but he tried to show me
that there are great traditions

1370
01:23:37,399 --> 01:23:38,601
that we need to carry on.

1371
01:23:38,635 --> 01:23:39,836
And this is one of them.

1372
01:23:41,370 --> 01:23:43,573
Today, we play
in honor of Cheech!

1373
01:23:45,808 --> 01:23:48,277
Ladies and gentlemen,
Cheech's grandson Marco.

1374
01:23:52,414 --> 01:23:54,449
Okay, are we ready?

1375
01:23:54,483 --> 01:23:56,485
- Let's do this.
- We're ready.

1376
01:23:56,518 --> 01:23:58,453
We're gonna crush it!

1377
01:23:58,487 --> 01:24:00,590
There are teams
from all over the island.

1378
01:24:00,623 --> 01:24:03,860
Right, but there's only one
that we really need to beat.

1379
01:24:03,893 --> 01:24:05,595
Couple of guys to shoot,

1380
01:24:05,628 --> 01:24:07,129
couple of guys to point.

1381
01:24:07,162 --> 01:24:08,531
That's the name of the game.

1382
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,835
Oh, yeah?

1383
01:24:12,869 --> 01:24:14,503
- Here they come.
- Gentlemen...

1384
01:24:14,537 --> 01:24:16,305
I just want to say thank you
for everything

1385
01:24:16,338 --> 01:24:17,807
you've done for me
and my family.

1386
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,576
We love you.

1387
01:24:19,609 --> 01:24:21,510
Nonno's looking down
on us today.

1388
01:24:21,544 --> 01:24:24,146
It's going to be such a shame
when he watches you guys lose.

1389
01:24:24,179 --> 01:24:25,682
Oh!

1390
01:24:25,715 --> 01:24:27,482
- You're going down!
- You're not too big

1391
01:24:27,516 --> 01:24:29,217
to get knocked down a peg,
little boy.

1392
01:24:29,251 --> 01:24:30,853
We are going
to wipe the floor

1393
01:24:30,887 --> 01:24:33,723
with your sorry
middle-school asses.

1394
01:24:52,909 --> 01:24:55,712
All right,
let's have some fun out there today.

1395
01:25:05,788 --> 01:25:07,489
We love you, Frederick!

1396
01:25:26,542 --> 01:25:28,544
I'm taking two now.

1397
01:25:39,689 --> 01:25:41,791
- Hi.
- Hi.

1398
01:26:26,273 --> 01:26:31,273
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1399
01:30:08,858 --> 01:30:12,962
♪ I don't know
What it is tonight ♪

1400
01:30:12,995 --> 01:30:17,233
♪ Maybe your smile
Maybe your eyes ♪

1401
01:30:17,266 --> 01:30:21,871
♪ But finally I feel home ♪

1402
01:30:21,904 --> 01:30:24,941
♪ With you ♪

1403
01:30:27,843 --> 01:30:32,148
♪ And I don't know
If I sound naive ♪

1404
01:30:32,181 --> 01:30:36,518
♪ All I know
Is that I believe ♪

1405
01:30:36,552 --> 01:30:40,856
♪ That finally I feel home ♪

1406
01:30:40,890 --> 01:30:44,560
♪ With you ♪

1407
01:30:45,828 --> 01:30:49,031
♪ I may never find ♪

1408
01:30:49,065 --> 01:30:53,269
♪ All the answers ♪

1409
01:30:53,302 --> 01:30:57,740
♪ I may never have ♪

1410
01:30:57,773 --> 01:31:01,210
♪ A clue ♪

1411
01:31:03,012 --> 01:31:07,550
♪ And I don't know
What tomorrow brings ♪

1412
01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:11,554
♪ Maybe a kiss
Maybe a ring ♪

1413
01:31:11,587 --> 01:31:16,125
♪ But finally I feel home ♪

1414
01:31:16,158 --> 01:31:19,862
♪ With you ♪

1415
01:31:34,310 --> 01:31:39,015
♪ And I don't know
What tomorrow brings ♪

1416
01:31:39,048 --> 01:31:43,753
♪ But I can hear
The wedding bells ring ♪

1417
01:31:43,786 --> 01:31:47,723
♪ And finally I feel home ♪

1418
01:31:47,757 --> 01:31:51,627
♪ I finally feel at home ♪

1419
01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:57,633
♪ I finally found a home ♪

1420
01:31:58,601 --> 01:32:03,706
♪ With you! ♪