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- - It's one dish.
- 2
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- - One dish?
- 3
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- Okay, are you blind or
- just legally retarded?
- 4
- 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,239
- - There is one dish in
- that sink that I put there.
- 5
- 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,366
- - Really, Ben?
- - And you're,
- 6
- 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:51,839
- happen to be quite the
- dish Nazi, I might add.
- 7
- 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,762
- When did you, everything is like,
- 8
- 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:55,279
- this is not clean enough.
- 9
- 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,805
- There's smudges on this plate.
- - Don't do that.
- 10
- 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:57,919
- Stop doing that.
- 11
- 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,565
- For sure, stop doing that.
- 12
- 00:00:59,566 --> 00:01:00,886
- It's super offensive.
- 13
- 00:01:00,887 --> 00:01:03,643
- 'Cause I come from a long
- line of Holocaust survivors.
- 14
- 00:01:03,644 --> 00:01:05,999
- - How could there be a long
- line of Holocaust survivors?
- 15
- 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,239
- There's only one or two generations
- 16
- 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,999
- that were in the Holocaust.
- 17
- 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:09,840
- - You're gonna tell me
- 18
- 00:01:09,841 --> 00:01:11,124
- that there's one dish...
- - Did you call me...
- 19
- 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:12,565
- - In this sink?
- - Legally retarded before?
- 20
- 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:16,039
- It's so insensitive, it's so insensitive.
- 21
- 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,119
- Okay.
- - I'm not doing this.
- 22
- 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,406
- - Could you imagine if my aunt was here?
- 23
- 00:01:18,407 --> 00:01:20,879
- For someone that has
- claimed to be offended
- 24
- 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,959
- by conversation recently...
- - Grow up.
- 25
- 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,800
- - The word retarded
- - I can't...
- 26
- 00:01:23,801 --> 00:01:25,290
- - Is so offensive.
- - Fucking deal with you.
- 27
- 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,611
- - Yeah, the are more...
- - Honestly, Ben.
- 28
- 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,485
- - There's more than one dish...
- - Grow the fuck up.
- 29
- 00:01:27,486 --> 00:01:28,286
- - This time.
- 30
- 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:29,805
- - But you did say retarded.
- - Like, seriously?
- 31
- 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:31,245
- - And that is so hard to hear.
- 32
- 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:33,049
- - How many years, Ben?
- 33
- 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,961
- How many years, no.
- - Particularly in the last 10
- 34
- 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,199
- have people really started
- 35
- 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,770
- to take offense to that word.
- - How many years have I been
- 36
- 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,964
- asking you to do the fucking dishes?
- 37
- 00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:40,927
- And it just still has to be
- 38
- 00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:43,079
- this cat and mouse game...
- - Well, how many years...
- 39
- 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,045
- - Where you force me...
- - Have I been asking you...
- 40
- 00:01:44,046 --> 00:01:45,005
- - To be the nag?
- - To give me
- 41
- 00:01:45,006 --> 00:01:46,079
- a blowjob every once in awhile?
- 42
- 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:46,886
- I can't even remember
- 43
- 00:01:46,887 --> 00:01:47,800
- the last time.
- - A blowjob?
- 44
- 00:01:47,801 --> 00:01:48,685
- - Would it kill you?
- 45
- 00:01:48,686 --> 00:01:49,600
- - Okay, how about this.
- 46
- 00:01:49,601 --> 00:01:50,440
- I've got a solution.
- 47
- 00:01:50,441 --> 00:01:52,124
- I'll do the dishes, and you
- can go suck your own dick.
- 48
- 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:53,479
- - Fuck you.
- 49
- 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,162
- - Fuck me?
- - Seriously, just fuck you.
- 50
- 00:01:55,163 --> 00:01:56,571
- - Fuck you.
- - It's so...
- 51
- 00:01:56,572 --> 00:01:58,279
- - Fuck you.
- 52
- 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,479
- Fuck you, fuck you.
- 53
- 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,006
- ♫ Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
- 54
- 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:05,207
- ♫ Fuck you
- 55
- 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,119
- - Oh shit, I gotta call my mom.
- 56
- 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,119
- - No.
- 57
- 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,531
- Please, please, please.
- - I have to call her back.
- 58
- 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,485
- - I literally...
- - She's called me...
- 59
- 00:02:17,486 --> 00:02:18,604
- - I will throw my body...
- - Three times this week...
- 60
- 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:19,440
- - Out of this car.
- - And I have not
- 61
- 00:02:19,441 --> 00:02:20,280
- called her back.
- 62
- 00:02:20,281 --> 00:02:21,120
- I have to call her back.
- - I'll do anything.
- 63
- 00:02:21,121 --> 00:02:22,884
- Tell me, tell me, a blowjob.
- 64
- 00:02:22,885 --> 00:02:23,961
- Hang up, blowjob.
- 65
- 00:02:23,962 --> 00:02:25,039
- I swear to you.
- 66
- 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:25,846
- Blowjob right now.
- - Don't fuck me up.
- 67
- 00:02:25,847 --> 00:02:26,887
- - Don't fuck me up.
- - Right now, right...
- 68
- 00:02:26,888 --> 00:02:28,159
- - Hello?
- - Hi mom.
- 69
- 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,605
- - Hi sweetie, how are ya?
- 70
- 00:02:29,606 --> 00:02:31,279
- - I'm good, I'm driving.
- 71
- 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,042
- - Sherry Orlofski's son was driving
- 72
- 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:35,479
- holding a cellphone, got hit by a bus.
- 73
- 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,811
- He's paralyzed from the waist down.
- 74
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- He shits in a bag now.
- 75
- 00:02:38,127 --> 00:02:39,690
- - I don't know who Sherry Orlofski is.
- 76
- 00:02:39,691 --> 00:02:42,279
- I don't know why this is like,
- 77
- 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,919
- what's going on?
- 78
- 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,326
- - She's in my book club.
- 79
- 00:02:45,327 --> 00:02:46,359
- Are you with Anna?
- 80
- 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,202
- - Yes.
- 81
- 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:49,643
- No, no, I mean I'm
- spiritually always with Anna,
- 82
- 00:02:49,644 --> 00:02:51,399
- but no, I am not with Anna.
- 83
- 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,445
- - Okay, 'cause if she's not there,
- 84
- 00:02:52,446 --> 00:02:54,124
- there's something I need
- to talk to you about.
- 85
- 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,799
- - Uh, is everything okay?
- 86
- 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,609
- - Honey, you gotta make me a baby.
- 87
- 00:02:58,610 --> 00:02:59,799
- - Mom.
- 88
- 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,164
- - All my friends
- have grandkids, Benny.
- 89
- 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:05,448
- Everyone at book club's passing
- out photos like it's 9-11.
- 90
- 00:03:05,449 --> 00:03:08,079
- - That is such a weird analogy to use.
- 91
- 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,969
- - Yeah, but just gimme
- a little grandbaby, honey.
- 92
- 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:11,319
- I know it's scary.
- 93
- 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,559
- I know it is.
- - Okay.
- 94
- 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,085
- - But you think I was ready for you?
- 95
- 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:15,923
- I pooped you out like a dog in summer,
- 96
- 00:03:15,924 --> 00:03:17,839
- and I never regretted it.
- 97
- 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,646
- All right, I gotta go.
- 98
- 00:03:18,647 --> 00:03:19,480
- I got a client.
- 99
- 00:03:19,481 --> 00:03:20,322
- Love you so much, all right.
- 100
- 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:21,679
- Okay, okay?
- - Okay.
- 101
- 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,125
- - Okay.
- - Love you.
- 102
- 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,279
- - Did you not tell her?
- 103
- 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,120
- - No.
- 104
- 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:31,087
- I mean.
- 105
- 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:32,525
- - No, you didn't tell her?
- 106
- 00:03:32,526 --> 00:03:33,759
- - No, I did, 1...
- 107
- 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,319
- - You told me a year
- ago when I told my parents,
- 108
- 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,481
- you said that you told her.
- 109
- 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:40,359
- - Look, you know my mom is crazy, right?
- 110
- 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,247
- You know that, okay.
- 111
- 00:03:41,248 --> 00:03:43,159
- And if I had told her what happened...
- 112
- 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:43,968
- - So you lied?
- 113
- 00:03:43,969 --> 00:03:45,371
- - I didn't lie, I just,
- 114
- 00:03:45,372 --> 00:03:47,559
- my mom gives me so much anxiety.
- 115
- 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,039
- About my life and my job, and you.
- 116
- 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,040
- - About me?
- 117
- 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,439
- Why does she give you anxiety about me?
- 118
- 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,091
- - You know, 'cause you're older.
- 119
- 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,800
- - I'm older?
- 120
- 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:04,840
- - Well, I mean...
- 121
- 00:04:04,841 --> 00:04:05,727
- - Older?
- 122
- 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:06,999
- - Well...
- 123
- 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000
- - What the...
- 124
- 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,999
- - Well, I think she should say it.
- 125
- 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,840
- - I'm not saying it.
- 126
- 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,760
- - Well, I'm not saying it.
- 127
- 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:19,805
- Does it even need to be said
- 128
- 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:21,004
- or is it just kind of
- a thing that's like...
- 129
- 00:04:21,005 --> 00:04:22,045
- - Yes, you should say sorry.
- 130
- 00:04:22,046 --> 00:04:22,882
- - Why?
- 131
- 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:24,642
- I mean, you should say sorry to me.
- 132
- 00:04:24,643 --> 00:04:26,079
- - What would I say sorry for?
- 133
- 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,366
- - For calling me a liar.
- - You lied.
- 134
- 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,803
- - You know what, I did,
- 135
- 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:30,370
- whatever I did, I did for you.
- 136
- 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,079
- - Oh my god,
- 137
- 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,809
- What are we, in a Bryan Adams song?
- 138
- 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,799
- - Oh my, that is so,
- 139
- 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,199
- you can't even talk to someone
- 140
- 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,167
- when they're just like...
- - Okay, can I give you
- 141
- 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:39,639
- a piece of advice?
- 142
- 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,801
- - Yeah, I mean, that's what you're...
- 143
- 00:04:41,802 --> 00:04:44,087
- - That is the arrangement.
- - That's why we're here.
- 144
- 00:04:44,088 --> 00:04:47,839
- - You're both clearly in a lot of pain.
- 145
- 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,559
- Your frustrations with your
- own lives, your careers,
- 146
- 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,324
- your frustrations with each other.
- 147
- 00:04:53,325 --> 00:04:57,159
- And though these issues may seem trivial,
- 148
- 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,039
- they need to be addressed.
- 149
- 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,283
- Because, oddly, they may be the gateway
- 150
- 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,088
- to processing your grief.
- 151
- 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,521
- What I'm looking for is a
- way to address these things
- 152
- 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:13,799
- without the two of you
- getting into the same fight
- 153
- 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,450
- over and over again.
- 154
- 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,719
- Okay.
- 155
- 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,079
- Well, time's up.
- 156
- 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,447
- And um, I'm moving to Canada.
- 157
- 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,679
- - I mean.
- 158
- 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,679
- - I mean.
- 159
- 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,282
- - Can we thank your godmother for coming?
- 160
- 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:45,247
- Say thank you.
- 161
- 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,285
- - Yeah, that's close.
- - That's what we're gonna get.
- 162
- 00:05:47,286 --> 00:05:48,930
- - That was close.
- - That's what we're gonna get.
- 163
- 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,491
- - Happy birthday, Theo.
- - Go play with your friends.
- 164
- 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,447
- - Cute.
- 165
- 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:57,039
- - How are you doin'?
- 166
- 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,159
- ' Yep, I'm good.
- 167
- 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,683
- - On a scale of one to Snoop Lion,
- 168
- 00:06:00,684 --> 00:06:01,959
- how high are you right now?
- 169
- 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,960
- - Um.
- 170
- 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,560
- Like 100.
- 171
- 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,999
- - Very good.
- 172
- 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,241
- Well, even in that state,
- 173
- 00:06:11,242 --> 00:06:12,922
- I'm very happy that you could be here.
- 174
- 00:06:12,923 --> 00:06:15,287
- - Only in this state could I be here.
- 175
- 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,482
- I'm sorry.
- 176
- 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:20,119
- No, I'm so happy to be here.
- 177
- 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,722
- - Yeah, she wanted a music party.
- 178
- 00:06:21,723 --> 00:06:22,839
- It's for the children.
- 179
- 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,251
- You know, so the children
- could play music.
- 180
- 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,080
- - It's really nice.
- 181
- 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:26,045
- - Yeah, no, it's great.
- 182
- 00:06:26,046 --> 00:06:27,644
- It's good for them to express themselves.
- 183
- 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,048
- Yeah.
- 184
- 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:32,241
- Yeah, no, he's
- 185
- 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:34,928
- my best friend.
- 186
- 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,490
- - You guys seem really connected.
- 187
- 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,727
- - You know, but if the whole thing
- 188
- 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:41,919
- becomes a little much for you,
- 189
- 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,239
- why don't we come up with a safe word.
- 190
- 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,240
- - Okay.
- 191
- 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,839
- Cup of noodles.
- 192
- 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,648
- - Is that a request
- 193
- 00:06:49,649 --> 00:06:52,286
- or is that the...
- - Oh, computer planet.
- 194
- 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,926
- - How about something
- less like a creepy robot?
- 195
- 00:06:54,927 --> 00:06:57,039
- Just use, like a word...
- - Okay.
- 196
- 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,690
- - That would make sense...
- - Like a human word.
- 197
- 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,522
- - At a Party-
- - Okay-
- 198
- 00:06:59,523 --> 00:07:00,959
- - Like pizza.
- 199
- 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,679
- - Pizza.
- - Pizza.
- 200
- 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,284
- - And this is our daughter Isis.
- 201
- 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:05,519
- - Yeah.
- 202
- 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,879
- - What, I'm sorry?
- 203
- 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,765
- - Yeah, we get it.
- - Yeah, it's, um.
- 204
- 00:07:08,766 --> 00:07:10,485
- Before the...
- - She was named
- 205
- 00:07:10,486 --> 00:07:12,479
- after the Egyptian goddess of magic.
- 206
- 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,164
- It was before the...
- - Yeah, before the cell
- 207
- 00:07:14,165 --> 00:07:15,885
- of the international jihadi terror thing.
- 208
- 00:07:15,886 --> 00:07:18,087
- - But I didn't hear you guys
- wrong, her name is Isis?
- 209
- 00:07:18,088 --> 00:07:20,199
- - Yeah, Isis Ellen Greenburg.
- 210
- 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,403
- - Isis Ellen Greenburg.
- 211
- 00:07:21,404 --> 00:07:22,686
- - Isn't that beautiful?
- 212
- 00:07:22,687 --> 00:07:24,330
- - First Jew in Isis.
- 213
- 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,439
- - There's absolutely no way
- that I am having another baby.
- 214
- 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,568
- Meanwhile, Candice is
- on baby number three.
- 215
- 00:07:30,569 --> 00:07:32,079
- - I know, look at her.
- 216
- 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,843
- - She loves motherhood so much,
- she should fuckin' marry it.
- 217
- 00:07:35,844 --> 00:07:37,279
- - Congratulations on your TV show.
- 218
- 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,086
- - Thank you.
- 219
- 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:39,127
- I'm pretty psyched about it.
- 220
- 00:07:39,128 --> 00:07:40,879
- I wasn't really looking to run a show,
- 221
- 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,041
- and it just kind of happened.
- 222
- 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:44,519
- And it's really cool.
- - Yeah.
- 223
- 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,759
- - You hungry?
- 224
- 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,171
- Do you want the milks?
- 225
- 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:48,599
- Yeah?
- - The milks?
- 226
- 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,039
- - You want the milks?
- 227
- 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,479
- Oh yeah, you do, look
- at you reachin' for it.
- 228
- 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,480
- - Okay.
- 229
- 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,359
- - This guy is just dry as a desert today.
- 230
- 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,039
- - Oh my god.
- 231
- 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,799
- - It's just nice getting
- paid doing something you love
- 232
- 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,722
- for a living, you know?
- 233
- 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:03,801
- It's great.
- - Uh-huh.
- 234
- 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,160
- - I just saw Ben.
- 235
- 00:08:08,161 --> 00:08:09,002
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 236
- 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:10,490
- You guys are so cute.
- - Thanks.
- 237
- 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:15,399
- - When are you guys gonna
- make one of these things?
- 238
- 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,242
- - What was the word?
- 239
- 00:08:16,243 --> 00:08:17,599
- I forgot the word.
- 240
- 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,959
- - Pizza.
- - Pizza, pizza.
- 241
- 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:19,925
- - Yeah.
- - Pizza?
- 242
- 00:08:19,926 --> 00:08:21,204
- - We heard the pizza guy just came.
- 243
- 00:08:21,205 --> 00:08:22,167
- - Oh, okay.
- - So we're just gonna go
- 244
- 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,479
- grab the pizza.
- - Okay, cool.
- 245
- 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,288
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 246
- 00:08:24,289 --> 00:08:25,879
- - Come on.
- 247
- 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,722
- - It was so crazy.
- 248
- 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,239
- She just took her boob out.
- 249
- 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,919
- Right there.
- 250
- 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,760
- It's fucked up.
- 251
- 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,967
- 'Cause I'm not supposed to
- think about your friends' boobs.
- 252
- 00:08:33,968 --> 00:08:36,531
- But now everyone's got kids
- and they're breastfeeding.
- 253
- 00:08:36,532 --> 00:08:39,319
- It's like...
- - It's so culty.
- 254
- 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,726
- - Hello, how you doing?
- 255
- 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:42,245
- I'm Anna's friend's boob.
- 256
- 00:08:42,246 --> 00:08:43,526
- Nice to meet ya.
- 257
- 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,600
- You Okay?
- 258
- 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:57,279
- 'Cause I really didn't
- see much of her boob.
- 259
- 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,122
- - Okay, I know.
- 260
- 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,685
- - If that's why I'm making you upset.
- 261
- 00:08:59,686 --> 00:09:01,648
- I mean, it was big, but it was not,
- 262
- 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:04,007
- you know, it had clearly been
- 263
- 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200
- ravaged.
- 264
- 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,520
- I knew we shouldn't have come.
- 265
- 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640
- - I know.
- 266
- 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,839
- Like, I have to come to these things.
- 267
- 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,839
- Like, what am I gonna do?
- 268
- 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,762
- She's my best friend.
- 269
- 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,001
- Like, I can't just not come
- 270
- 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,131
- to my godson's first
- birthday party 'cause I...
- 271
- 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,763
- I just, it always makes me think.
- 272
- 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:43,364
- Like, were we crazy?
- 273
- 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,569
- 'Cause look at us.
- 274
- 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,451
- - What's that supposed to mean?
- 275
- 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,439
- What, I mean, we have
- shitty jobs to pay the rent.
- 276
- 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,283
- Because that's what you
- do when you're an adult.
- 277
- 00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,159
- And it's shitty.
- 278
- 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,799
- - I had a book deal.
- 279
- 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,642
- - I know.
- 280
- 00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:06,439
- - I was the star of my class.
- 281
- 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,519
- And Candice was a shit writer in college.
- 282
- 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,759
- - Don't compare yourself...
- - I mean, she was
- 283
- 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,602
- a fucking joke.
- 284
- 00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:14,519
- - Well, now Candice with
- the boobs is a show runner.
- 285
- 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,126
- She's being paid to do
- something she loves.
- 286
- 00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:20,479
- That's more than you
- could say about me or you.
- 287
- 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,719
- - You were an artist.
- 288
- 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,846
- - Well, art...
- - You know, you...
- 289
- 00:10:22,847 --> 00:10:24,399
- - Anna.
- 290
- 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,240
- - Like, you...
- - You know...
- 291
- 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,207
- - Had dreams, too.
- - What I've come to realize?
- 292
- 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,039
- Art is bullshit.
- 293
- 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,799
- That's what I've, that's my big takeaway.
- 294
- 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,450
- Can I have a lighter, please?
- - Art is bullshit?
- 295
- 00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,119
- - Art is bullshit.
- 296
- 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,930
- - Wow, that's a choice philosophy.
- 297
- 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,770
- You know who else
- thought art was bullshit?
- 298
- 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,044
- Hitler.
- - Why does it always have to
- 299
- 00:10:41,045 --> 00:10:42,563
- come back to the Holocaust?
- - Because we should never forget.
- 300
- 00:10:42,564 --> 00:10:43,480
- - We will never, trust me,
- 301
- 00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:44,684
- we will never forget.
- - No, we will never forget.
- 302
- 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,520
- - No, we won't.
- - Because I bring it up
- 303
- 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:46,362
- to remind us.
- 304
- 00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:47,566
- - All the time.
- 305
- 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,002
- - Really?
- 306
- 00:10:58,003 --> 00:10:59,559
- One second.
- 307
- 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:03,039
- Should we open a window or something?
- 308
- 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,247
- - No, it's fine, they know.
- 309
- 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,285
- They actually have a lot
- of good instruments here.
- 310
- 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:11,122
- - I can't find a bass, though.
- 311
- 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:14,042
- - Well, yeah, no kid wants
- to grow up to play bass.
- 312
- 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:15,371
- They just end up playing bass.
- 313
- 00:11:15,372 --> 00:11:16,479
- - Why?
- 314
- 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,799
- - Because it's like.
- 315
- 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,239
- - I play bass.
- 316
- 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,321
- - Look at this cool little kid guitar.
- 317
- 00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:25,403
- That sounds pretty good.
- 318
- 00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:27,919
- - One, two, three, four.
- 319
- 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,359
- - Did she just count us in?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 320
- 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,327
- - Who is that?
- 321
- 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:32,959
- - I don't know.
- 322
- 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,799
- I think it's Isis.
- 323
- 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,642
- - What is it?
- 324
- 00:11:35,643 --> 00:11:37,919
- - Her name is Isis.
- 325
- 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:38,887
- - Oh.
- 326
- 00:11:38,888 --> 00:11:40,405
- - She's a real firecracker.
- 327
- 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,039
- - Hmm.
- 328
- 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,039
- Okay.
- 329
- 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,119
- ♫ You and I
- 330
- 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,239
- ♫ I, I, I, I, I
- 331
- 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,080
- - I like that.
- 332
- 00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:50,920
- - Yeah?
- 333
- 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:51,921
- - Okay.
- 334
- 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,759
- ♫ We can fight
- 335
- 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,439
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight
- 336
- 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,679
- - Hey, I think you
- got your first groupie.
- 337
- 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,522
- - Yeah.
- 338
- 00:12:00,523 --> 00:12:02,679
- ♫ Try, we must
- 339
- 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,250
- ♫ Try, try, try, try, try
- 340
- 00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:07,079
- ♫ To find the light
- 341
- 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,439
- ♫ Light, light, light
- 342
- 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,440
- Now bridge.
- 343
- 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,280
- - Okay.
- 344
- 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,451
- ♫ Find the fight
- 345
- 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,959
- ♫ Day and night
- 346
- 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,959
- ♫ We find the fight
- 347
- 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,279
- Oh shit, I gotta get tambo on it.
- 348
- 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,759
- - And you gotta stop cursing
- in front of the kids.
- 349
- 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,559
- Nice.
- 350
- 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,199
- Really good job.
- 351
- 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,123
- Really good job.
- - You, too, up high.
- 352
- 00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:41,639
- - Really good job.
- 353
- 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,559
- Ben-
- 354
- 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,560
- - Hmm?
- 355
- 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,806
- - Where, um...
- 356
- 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,090
- Where do you think we go from here?
- 357
- 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,046
- - I don't know.
- 358
- 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,839
- - I think I thought that
- 359
- 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,320
- having a kid would just, like,
- 360
- 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,726
- fix everything.
- 361
- 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,530
- Like, I just wanna create something
- 362
- 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,999
- with some kind of meaning, you know.
- 363
- 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,571
- Like, I just wanna find fucking
- 364
- 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,409
- meaning in something.
- 365
- 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,520
- - Well,
- 366
- 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,639
- I don't know what to tell you.
- 367
- 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,959
- It feels like we're both just stuck.
- 368
- 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,839
- And that leads to anger, and
- then that leads to fighting.
- 369
- 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,046
- - Yeah, I know.
- 370
- 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,840
- I know.
- 371
- 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,199
- And then we just fight.
- 372
- 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,771
- - We fight so much.
- - All the fuckin' time.
- 373
- 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,285
- It's such a bummer.
- 374
- 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,367
- - Yesterday was good.
- 375
- 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,326
- - It was, yeah.
- 376
- 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,319
- I felt kind of bad that we, um...
- 377
- 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,651
- - Stole that kid's thunder.
- - We hijacked
- 378
- 00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,279
- that kid's party.
- 379
- 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,046
- - Yeah, that will fuck
- him up for a long time.
- 380
- 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,771
- But at least we weren't fighting.
- 381
- 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,399
- - It was fun singing there though.
- 382
- 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,841
- What if we turned all
- our fights into songs?
- 383
- 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,160
- - Okay.
- 384
- 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,285
- - No, I'm serious.
- 385
- 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,119
- Let's start a band.
- 386
- 00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:35,570
- fl Hey, hey, hey, hey
- 387
- 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,209
- - There's so many
- yarmulkes from our wedding.
- 388
- 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,479
- - I know.
- 389
- 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,079
- - Did anyone even wear a yarmulke?
- 390
- 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,125
- - Everyone wore a yarmulke.
- 391
- 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:44,962
- - We have so many left over.
- 392
- 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,359
- What is this?
- 393
- 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,408
- - Oh, that's my Armageddon suitcase.
- 394
- 00:15:48,409 --> 00:15:49,639
- Oh yeah, big time.
- 395
- 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,562
- There's a lot in there.
- 396
- 00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:52,767
- There's a couple bottles of Xanax.
- 397
- 00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,839
- There's $1,000 hard cash.
- 398
- 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,359
- And then, yeah, Bed Bath
- & Beyond coupons for days.
- 399
- 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,361
- - I love that in your mind,
- 400
- 00:15:59,362 --> 00:16:02,330
- the zombie apocalypse still
- focuses around Bed Bath.
- 401
- 00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:04,519
- - Yeah, that's the epicenter.
- 402
- 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,963
- - And we're gonna need to get 20% off.
- 403
- 00:16:06,964 --> 00:16:08,722
- - No, but, oh my god, you're so literal.
- 404
- 00:16:08,723 --> 00:16:10,370
- You're not using them as coupons.
- 405
- 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,879
- You're using them as currency.
- 406
- 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,599
- You know, to barter.
- 407
- 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,839
- You trade for weapons,
- 408
- 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,682
- Brita filters.
- - Yeah, I was being
- 409
- 00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,439
- really literal.
- - Body pillows, whatever.
- 410
- 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,521
- Whatever you need.
- - It's my fault.
- 411
- 00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:21,362
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, look what I found.
- 412
- 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:22,359
- ' Oh!
- 413
- 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,360
- Oh my god.
- 414
- 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200
- Oh my god.
- 415
- 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,201
- - I have not played
- this since high school.
- 416
- 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,799
- - She pretty.
- 417
- 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,959
- - Yeah, she fine.
- 418
- 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,999
- Check her out.
- 419
- 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
- - Whoa.
- 420
- 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,449
- I don't want you to hurt your neck.
- 421
- 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,799
- - Sounds great, neighbor.
- 422
- 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,479
- - Hey Dave.
- - Hi Dave.
- 423
- 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,003
- - Is that John Mayer over there?
- 424
- 00:16:55,004 --> 00:16:56,239
- - Aw, heck no.
- - No.
- 425
- 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,603
- I just found my old guitar
- 426
- 00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:58,681
- from high school.
- - Yeah.
- 427
- 00:16:58,682 --> 00:16:59,681
- - Are you John Mayer?
- 428
- 00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,245
- - Right, yeah.
- 429
- 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:04,125
- Second time's a charm.
- - Second time, yeah.
- 430
- 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,406
- - What are you doing?
- 431
- 00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,959
- - We're cleanin' out the garage
- 432
- 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,246
- to make it a rehearsal space.
- 433
- 00:17:09,247 --> 00:17:10,959
- We're starting a band.
- 434
- 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,800
- - For a band?
- 435
- 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:12,801
- - Yeah.
- 436
- 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,199
- - I used to play drums in high school.
- 437
- 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,040
- - Cool.
- - Yeah.
- 438
- 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:16,882
- - Really?
- 439
- 00:17:16,883 --> 00:17:17,924
- - I was in a band myself.
- 440
- 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:19,159
- - Oh yeah, what was it called?
- 441
- 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,286
- - The band was called Myself.
- 442
- 00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:23,599
- It was a sort of solo percussive group.
- 443
- 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,359
- You know, djembe and the rumba.
- 444
- 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,169
- Conga, bongo, timbale.
- 445
- 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,479
- You know, just like, yeah.
- 446
- 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,285
- - And you played all of those yourself?
- 447
- 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,119
- - I played all of them myself.
- 448
- 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,042
- - Wow.
- - Yeah.
- 449
- 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,719
- The Big Fork Daily called
- it really, very weird.
- 450
- 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,759
- - Oh.
- - Wow.
- 451
- 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,600
- - That's great.
- 452
- 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,442
- - Yeah, well...
- - Congrats, man.
- 453
- 00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:45,887
- That sounds great.
- - Yeah, congratulations.
- 454
- 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,839
- - Okay.
- 455
- 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,399
- - Cool, Dave.
- 456
- 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,559
- We'll see ya.
- - Yeah.
- 457
- 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,891
- - See ya around the neighbs.
- - Thanks, Dave.
- 458
- 00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:59,679
- - I'll see you very soon.
- 459
- 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,963
- Okay, so, we have to move.
- 460
- 00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,246
- - You can't, I know.
- 461
- 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,239
- - We have to move.
- 462
- 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,159
- 'Cause of that interaction alone.
- 463
- 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,399
- - Oh, he's 100% gonna murder us.
- 464
- 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,042
- - Hey Rob.
- 465
- 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,963
- All right, so here it
- is, here's the lowdown.
- 466
- 00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:17,359
- She was good from far, but far from good.
- 467
- 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,839
- YES.
- 468
- 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,887
- She's a little curvy for my taste,
- 469
- 00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:21,803
- but she still fucked like a champ.
- 470
- 00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:24,319
- - The only, yeah, the only,
- 471
- 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,162
- no, I definitely could have
- 472
- 00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,524
- used some Instagram filters
- in-between the sheets.
- 473
- 00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:29,202
- That's such a good idea, though.
- 474
- 00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:32,119
- Restaurants with the lighting
- as Instagram filters.
- 475
- 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,121
- So you can just say like,
- 476
- 00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:35,324
- oh, I'll meet you at Valencia at eight,
- 477
- 00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:37,641
- and then we'll have drinks
- afterwards at Hudson.
- 478
- 00:18:37,642 --> 00:18:41,439
- Well, yeah, that may be a
- little saturated, but.
- 479
- 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,160
- - HEY-
- 480
- 00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:18,161
- - Hi.
- 481
- 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,931
- - Were you gonna?
- 482
- 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,840
- - Was I gonna what?
- 483
- 00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:24,001
- - I thought, because
- you were standing there,
- 484
- 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,199
- you were gonna open the-
- 485
- 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,042
- - Oh, get the door?
- 486
- 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:29,850
- Oh no, I'm sorry, I don't do that.
- 487
- 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,799
- - Would have been a nice gesture.
- 488
- 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,609
- - How long have
- you been an Uber driver?
- 489
- 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,679
- - Like a year.
- 490
- 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,639
- - Oh, that's crazy.
- 491
- 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,482
- That's crazy.
- 492
- 00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,289
- - Mm-hmm, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 493
- 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,202
- What'd you do before that?
- 494
- 00:20:01,203 --> 00:20:03,521
- Before you were an Uber
- driver, what'd you do?
- 495
- 00:20:03,522 --> 00:20:05,039
- - I was a writer.
- 496
- 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,040
- - Oh, crazy.
- 497
- 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,759
- I'm single.
- 498
- 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,807
- ' Hmm?
- 499
- 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,279
- - I'm single.
- 500
- 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,520
- - That's crazy.
- 501
- 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,880
- - Hi.
- 502
- 00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:21,881
- - HEY-
- 503
- 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,439
- How was work?
- 504
- 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,407
- - It was good.
- 505
- 00:20:26,408 --> 00:20:28,482
- Somebody left their iPad in the back seat.
- 506
- 00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:29,559
- - Score.
- 507
- 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,439
- You gonna return it?
- 508
- 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,681
- - Well, I couldn't really get in it.
- 509
- 00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:35,205
- It's password protected.
- 510
- 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,565
- But I don't know.
- 511
- 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,089
- I was thinking maybe you could keep it,
- 512
- 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:43,959
- walk around with it and make
- it look like you have a job.
- 513
- 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,769
- Oh my god, this fuckin' drip.
- 514
- 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,639
- - I have a job.
- 515
- 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,959
- - Yeah, no, I know.
- 516
- 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,519
- I just meant one where, you know,
- 517
- 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,043
- you might have to wear pants.
- 518
- 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,323
- - Fair enough.
- 519
- 00:20:54,324 --> 00:20:56,084
- - Hey, did you finish your logo?
- 520
- 00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,159
- - Yeah, all done.
- 521
- 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160
- - Really?
- 522
- 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,281
- - And I was thinking,
- maybe to celebrate...
- 523
- 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,599
- - Oh, do you wanna?
- 524
- 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,719
- - Fuck? No.
- 525
- 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,210
- No, I was thinking maybe
- we could order Papa Johns,
- 526
- 00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,567
- maybe jam out Jem and the Holograms style.
- 527
- 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:13,839
- - Oh okay, yeah.
- 528
- 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,682
- Oh yeah.
- 529
- 00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:16,559
- I just, I wasn't really
- in the mood to fuck.
- 530
- 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,525
- Yeah.
- - The sensation I get from sex
- 531
- 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,885
- and the sensation I get from eating pizza,
- 532
- 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,959
- it's like, interchangeable
- for me at this point.
- 533
- 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960
- - WOW, okay'
- 534
- 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,445
- Okay, let's just,
- 535
- 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,241
- can we just take the
- pressure off a little bit?
- 536
- 00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:31,080
- - Can I have some ranch?
- 537
- 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,081
- - Okay.
- 538
- 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,205
- - Yeah, there we go.
- - Oh ho-ho-ho.
- 539
- 00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:38,439
- That's a sweet bite.
- 540
- 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,407
- - That's the Tom Petty bite.
- 541
- 00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:40,439
- - Yeah.
- 542
- 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,440
- Okay.
- 543
- 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,089
- I was gonna say, what if
- we take the pressure off
- 544
- 00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:46,879
- of not having to write a fight song,
- 545
- 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,879
- and just do like, whatever.
- 546
- 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,166
- - Okay.
- - Whatever comes to mind.
- 547
- 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,763
- - Let's start with just like two chords.
- 548
- 00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:54,245
- - Okay.
- - Just playing two chords
- 549
- 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,683
- back and forth.
- - Okay, okay.
- 550
- 00:21:55,684 --> 00:21:57,362
- - And then you can kind of...
- 551
- 00:21:57,363 --> 00:21:58,839
- - Oh wow, you've really done it.
- 552
- 00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,727
- - Figure out the melody.
- - Yeah.
- 553
- 00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:02,199
- - Okay?
- - Okay, all right.
- 554
- 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
- - You sure?
- 555
- 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,004
- I like that.
- 556
- 00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:08,604
- Kind of like some doo-wop action.
- 557
- 00:22:08,605 --> 00:22:09,879
- - Okay, doo-woppy-
- 558
- 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,079
- ♫ Do-do do do
- 559
- 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,039
- ♫ Do-do do-do do do
- 560
- 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,168
- ♫ Do do do-do
- - I like that rhythm.
- 561
- 00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:24,359
- ♫ Do-do do-do do do
- 562
- 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,319
- ♫ Night's creepin' in
- 563
- 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,359
- ♫ I'm feelin' low
- 564
- 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,319
- ♫ Do-do do do
- 565
- 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,839
- ♫ Do-do do-do
- 566
- 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,479
- Okay.
- 567
- 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,639
- ♫ No money, no friends
- 568
- 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,239
- ♫ Got nowhere to go
- 569
- 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,924
- - So, we've done two bars.
- 570
- 00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,684
- - Yeah, we're in deep.
- 571
- 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,119
- ♫ A rumble in my belly
- 572
- 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,839
- ♫ My throat is parched
- 573
- 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,840
- - Parched.
- 574
- 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,399
- Okay, okay, I'm gonna get it.
- 575
- 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,287
- Yeah, I got one.
- 576
- 00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:59,719
- ♫ I'm searchin' for the light
- 577
- 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,849
- ♫ In the endless dark
- 578
- 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,846
- - I think we have to change it.
- 579
- 00:23:05,847 --> 00:23:06,959
- - Is it feeling repetitive?
- 580
- 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,800
- - A little bit.
- - Okay.
- 581
- 00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:08,640
- - We're only two songs into it,
- 582
- 00:23:08,641 --> 00:23:09,480
- but it's repetitive.
- - Let's do it.
- 583
- 00:23:09,481 --> 00:23:10,447
- Let's do like a...
- - So, I would go to this.
- 584
- 00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:12,966
- Ah, I found it.
- 585
- 00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,639
- ♫ Do-do do
- 586
- 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,239
- ♫ Do-do do-do do
- 587
- 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,082
- All right?
- 588
- 00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,439
- ♫ Do-do do
- ♫ Crashes
- 589
- 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,759
- ♫ Of green and red
- 590
- 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,647
- - Oh.
- 591
- 00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:26,279
- Fl An 18 inch
- 592
- 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,959
- ♫ That's where I can rest my head
- 593
- 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,799
- ♫ You're my sunrise slice
- 594
- 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,959
- ♫ To welcome the dawn
- 595
- 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,802
- Oh yeah.
- 596
- 00:23:35,803 --> 00:23:38,599
- ♫ You're my sunrise slice
- 597
- 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,729
- ♫ To welcome the dawn
- 598
- 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,239
- ♫ My papa
- 599
- 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,119
- ♫ My Papa John
- 600
- 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,879
- ♫ My papa
- 601
- 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,119
- ♫ My Papa John
- 602
- 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:54,928
- - Bring it home.
- 603
- 00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:57,519
- ♫ My papa
- 604
- 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,091
- ♫ My Papa John
- 605
- 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,122
- - Wow.
- 606
- 00:24:05,123 --> 00:24:06,199
- - Whoa.
- 607
- 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,167
- - That was really nice.
- 608
- 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,008
- - Oh my god, that was so cool.
- 609
- 00:24:11,009 --> 00:24:13,239
- I feel like it was almost like,
- 610
- 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,571
- almost like a...
- - Simon and Garfunkel?
- 611
- 00:24:14,572 --> 00:24:17,404
- - Almost like a solo
- Simon, too, I was feeling.
- 612
- 00:24:17,405 --> 00:24:18,479
- - Yeah, totally.
- 613
- 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,239
- - Like "The Rhythm of
- the Saints", like.
- 614
- 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,080
- - Uh-huh.
- 615
- 00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:22,364
- And this is working great for me.
- 616
- 00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:23,325
- I am so shocked
- 617
- 00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:25,163
- that the guy from Blues
- Traveler never did this.
- 618
- 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,642
- How fun is this?
- 619
- 00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:31,639
- - This is so fun.
- 620
- 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,359
- Okay, let's make a list
- 621
- 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,045
- of our top 10 fights of all-time.
- 622
- 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,206
- - Of all-time?
- 623
- 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,159
- - Why, does that,
- 624
- 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,080
- that's not good?
- 625
- 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,045
- TOP 12?
- 626
- 00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:44,848
- "TOP 12?
- 627
- 00:24:44,849 --> 00:24:45,921
- That's only two more.
- 628
- 00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:47,283
- - I don't know.
- - I don't know.
- 629
- 00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:49,089
- Let's start with, we'll start with 12.
- 630
- 00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:51,999
- - Top 12 fights, all-time.
- 631
- 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
- Okay.
- 632
- 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,999
- Dishes is big, obviously.
- - That is big.
- 633
- 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,842
- - That's a big one.
- 634
- 00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:00,319
- - You seem to have a general,
- 635
- 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,561
- a problem with my grooming.
- 636
- 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,682
- - Yeah.
- 637
- 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:06,279
- For sure, that's spot-on.
- - An issue.
- 638
- 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,120
- - Yeah.
- 639
- 00:25:07,121 --> 00:25:08,690
- But I feel like grooming and
- dishes can kind of go together.
- 640
- 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,567
- - Okay.
- - So maybe we just,
- 641
- 00:25:09,568 --> 00:25:10,799
- like a cleanliness thing.
- 642
- 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,839
- - Okay.
- 643
- 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,479
- Um.
- 644
- 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,959
- I don't wanna point any fingers here,
- 645
- 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,239
- but I think you can be
- a little judgemental.
- 646
- 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,127
- - Okay, okay-
- 647
- 00:25:19,128 --> 00:25:21,239
- Sure, I can see that.
- 648
- 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,321
- I will see your judgemental,
- 649
- 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:25,319
- and I will raise you a you being lazy.
- 650
- 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,287
- - Okay, you're uptight-
- 651
- 00:25:26,288 --> 00:25:27,519
- - You're distracted.
- 652
- 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,399
- - Sure, yeah, you know.
- 653
- 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,719
- Um.
- 654
- 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,371
- You have emotions coming out of your ass.
- 655
- 00:25:33,372 --> 00:25:36,039
- - You have no emotions.
- 656
- 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,319
- Ever.
- 657
- 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,810
- - Okay, you're obsessed
- with the way you look.
- 658
- 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,801
- - Right.
- - You're constantly asking me
- 659
- 00:25:39,802 --> 00:25:41,279
- how you look, it's super annoying.
- 660
- 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,246
- - Right, well, a lot of
- that has to do with the fact
- 661
- 00:25:43,247 --> 00:25:45,047
- that you just like never
- give me a compliment.
- 662
- 00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:46,199
- - I give you compliments all the time.
- 663
- 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,326
- - Whenever you give me a compliment,
- 664
- 00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:48,922
- it's only when I ask for a compliment.
- 665
- 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:51,885
- And even then, it's like, you
- do that thing where it's like,
- 666
- 00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:53,365
- something happens where you go away
- 667
- 00:25:53,366 --> 00:25:55,442
- for like 30 to 45 seconds,
- and then you come back,
- 668
- 00:25:55,443 --> 00:25:57,044
- and you're like, oh,
- 669
- 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,959
- uh, you look good.
- 670
- 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,642
- - That's a compliment.
- - Hey, where's my sneakers.
- 671
- 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,607
- - That's a compliment.
- 672
- 00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:04,125
- And have you seen those sneakers?
- 673
- 00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:06,168
- No, you didn't even look.
- 674
- 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,283
- You know what, if we're living
- in this post-feminist society
- 675
- 00:26:10,284 --> 00:26:12,009
- where I have to do the dishes
- 676
- 00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:15,479
- and you don't have to blow me, like ever,
- 677
- 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,965
- I would say it's probably pretty fair
- 678
- 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,042
- that you would start
- giving me more compliments.
- 679
- 00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:21,119
- - Oh wow, okay.
- 680
- 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,439
- - I'm serious.
- - Sure, yeah.
- 681
- 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,441
- - I would love to feel complimented.
- 682
- 00:26:23,442 --> 00:26:25,601
- - Okay, you're a regular Gloria Steinem.
- 683
- 00:26:25,602 --> 00:26:27,085
- - I am, I'm Gary Steinem.
- 684
- 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,039
- I'm fighting the fight for man's rights.
- 685
- 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,039
- - Very good.
- 686
- 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:30,882
- - Oh.
- 687
- 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,239
- That is a drum roll.
- 688
- 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,046
- - Who cares?
- 689
- 00:26:39,047 --> 00:26:39,882
- Fine.
- 690
- 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,759
- - Shit.
- 691
- 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,079
- - Yeah.
- 692
- 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,599
- - You know what we need?
- 693
- 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,600
- - A drummer.
- 694
- 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,962
- - I don't know if he's home.
- 695
- 00:26:54,963 --> 00:26:56,450
- - I'm sure he's just tending to women
- 696
- 00:26:56,451 --> 00:26:58,239
- he keeps in his basement.
- 697
- 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,967
- - You don't think he
- keeps 'em in the walls?
- 698
- 00:26:59,968 --> 00:27:00,802
- - No, it's definitely more
- 699
- 00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:03,279
- of a lotion in the basket vibe to me.
- 700
- 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,167
- - See, I think it...
- 701
- 00:27:04,168 --> 00:27:05,319
- - Hi.
- - Hey.
- 702
- 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,843
- - Hey.
- - Hey neighbors.
- 703
- 00:27:06,844 --> 00:27:08,079
- What are you doing?
- 704
- 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080
- - Um.
- 705
- 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,204
- If it's a bad time, we can come back.
- 706
- 00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:12,120
- - Yeah.
- - What?
- 707
- 00:27:12,121 --> 00:27:13,563
- No, don't be a couple of billy goats.
- 708
- 00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:14,564
- Come on in.
- 709
- 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,759
- - Okay.
- 710
- 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,159
- - Don't wanna be a billy goat.
- 711
- 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,279
- - Have a seat.
- 712
- 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,088
- - Wow, it's...
- 713
- 00:27:21,089 --> 00:27:22,363
- - You can sit on the left,
- 714
- 00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,479
- and then you can sit on the right.
- 715
- 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,604
- - Okay.
- - That's very specific.
- 716
- 00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:26,567
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 717
- 00:27:26,568 --> 00:27:28,924
- - It's very cozy in here.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 718
- 00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:31,161
- - Such an honor to have you in my home.
- 719
- 00:27:31,162 --> 00:27:35,245
- - Yeah, it's nice to be
- here.
- 720
- 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,242
- - Do you want anything?
- 721
- 00:27:37,243 --> 00:27:38,999
- Do you want some cocoa?
- 722
- 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,239
- - I'm okay.
- - I would take a cocoa.
- 723
- 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,162
- - Okay.
- - Sure.
- 724
- 00:27:41,163 --> 00:27:43,279
- - Cassandra Diabla, cocoas, please.
- 725
- 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,247
- We have guests.
- 726
- 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:48,159
- - I don't know who she is.
- - Extra cocoas.
- 727
- 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160
- - Hi.
- 728
- 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,161
- - This is my best
- friend, Cassandra Diabla.
- 729
- 00:27:52,162 --> 00:27:53,959
- - It's nice to meet you.
- 730
- 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,247
- - Hi.
- - Hi, Cassandra Diabla?
- 731
- 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,721
- - Tonight's cocoa night.
- 732
- 00:27:58,722 --> 00:28:01,199
- Careful, it's a little ouchie.
- 733
- 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,519
- How can I be of service
- to the both of you?
- 734
- 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,759
- I mean, is there something you want?
- 735
- 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,799
- - David.
- 736
- 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,079
- We're out of cocoa.
- 737
- 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,519
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 738
- 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,559
- - We're out of cocoa.
- 739
- 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,527
- - Totally out.
- 740
- 00:28:10,528 --> 00:28:12,439
- - There's none left?
- - There's no more.
- 741
- 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,282
- - You're kidding me.
- 742
- 00:28:13,283 --> 00:28:15,799
- You have mine, I insist.
- 743
- 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,479
- Otherwise Cocoa Tuesdays will
- have to be No Cocoa Tuesdays.
- 744
- 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,322
- You know what I mean?
- 745
- 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,639
- - 1 do.
- 746
- 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,766
- - This is my best friend.
- 747
- 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,808
- - Hi, Crystal Vichycoisse.
- 748
- 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,568
- - Hi.
- 749
- 00:28:25,569 --> 00:28:27,083
- - Your friends are so nice.
- 750
- 00:28:27,084 --> 00:28:28,406
- - Thank you very much.
- 751
- 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,279
- - Are you here of your own will?
- 752
- 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,770
- - That's a joke, you
- don't have to answer that.
- 753
- 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,600
- - What was the joke?
- 754
- 00:28:32,601 --> 00:28:34,043
- - Mm, no, nothing.
- - It was just something rude
- 755
- 00:28:34,044 --> 00:28:34,880
- that she said...
- 756
- 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:35,845
- - I didn't...
- - Because she got nervous.
- 757
- 00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:37,126
- - I was joking.
- - And it's just a joke.
- 758
- 00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,039
- - Am I here on my own free will?
- 759
- 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,530
- - Oh, so she looked at
- you and she was like,
- 760
- 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,759
- are you here on your own free will?
- 761
- 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,410
- - That was what she said, I think.
- 762
- 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,319
- - You're like a Paula Poundstone.
- 763
- 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,444
- - Yeah.
- - Yes, very much so.
- 764
- 00:28:47,445 --> 00:28:48,564
- - I do get that a lot.
- - Very much so.
- 765
- 00:28:48,565 --> 00:28:49,400
- - Yeah.
- 766
- 00:28:49,401 --> 00:28:50,970
- - We actually met at
- a Todd Rundgren event.
- 767
- 00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:53,239
- - A Todd Rundgren event.
- 768
- 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,399
- - Yes.
- - Okay.
- 769
- 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,159
- - There was, it was a
- record release party.
- 770
- 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,002
- I'm kidding.
- 771
- 00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,519
- Oh.
- 772
- 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,726
- - You should have seen your faces.
- 773
- 00:29:00,727 --> 00:29:03,610
- - No, we met at a cocoa convention.
- 774
- 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,079
- - Yeah, that one
- is very clearly a joke.
- 775
- 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,079
- We get it.
- - Well, is it?
- 776
- 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,920
- Is it, though?
- 777
- 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,251
- - Yeah, she gets her sense of humor
- 778
- 00:29:10,252 --> 00:29:12,321
- from her Great Uncle Avram.
- - Yeah.
- 779
- 00:29:12,322 --> 00:29:14,687
- - He was a star in the
- Yiddish vaudeville circuit.
- 780
- 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:18,039
- - Right, okay.
- 781
- 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,799
- - He was a star in the
- Yiddish vaudeville circuit.
- 782
- 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,801
- - Okay.
- 783
- 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:22,879
- - Yeah.
- 784
- 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,010
- - No, he toured the Ukraine
- after escaping the pogroms.
- 785
- 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,279
- - Uh, okay-
- 786
- 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,559
- So, how did you guys actually meet?
- 787
- 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,125
- - We met in the program.
- 788
- 00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,479
- - What program?
- - The program?
- 789
- 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,480
- - Well,
- 790
- 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,839
- SAA.
- 791
- 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,599
- We're recovering sex addicts.
- 792
- 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,440
- - I think we should...
- - Okay.
- 793
- 00:29:43,441 --> 00:29:44,726
- - Probably go, because remember, we...
- 794
- 00:29:44,727 --> 00:29:46,243
- - And I'm their sponsor.
- 795
- 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,599
- And also their best friend.
- 796
- 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,440
- And they're my best friends.
- 797
- 00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:49,327
- - That's very sweet.
- 798
- 00:29:49,328 --> 00:29:52,039
- - I know this is gonna seem crazy.
- 799
- 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,799
- We were strippers.
- 800
- 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,562
- - What, no.
- - You don't say.
- 801
- 00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:57,799
- - Yeah, she was, and then she was.
- 802
- 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,642
- - Yeah.
- 803
- 00:29:58,643 --> 00:30:00,563
- - Also, we love to fuck.
- 804
- 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,371
- - Dave, you should join our band.
- 805
- 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,010
- - So, Vichycoisse, is that how you say it?
- 806
- 00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:08,559
- Vichycoisse?
- - Vichycoisse.
- 807
- 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,846
- - Vichycoisse.
- - That's what she said.
- 808
- 00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,127
- - Okay, soup is made of blended potatoes
- 809
- 00:30:12,128 --> 00:30:13,565
- and a heavy cream.
- 810
- 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,599
- - Wow.
- - That sounds amazing.
- 811
- 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,565
- - Wow.
- 812
- 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:17,527
- - So Weird Dave is in your band?
- 813
- 00:30:17,528 --> 00:30:18,965
- - Weird Dave's in the band.
- 814
- 00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:20,959
- - Wow.
- - Yeah, I know.
- 815
- 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,723
- But you know, the truth
- is we needed a drummer,
- 816
- 00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:26,644
- and his only time commitments
- seem to be Cocoa Tuesdays
- 817
- 00:30:26,645 --> 00:30:28,759
- and sex addict meetings, so.
- 818
- 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,519
- - Oh, oh, sweet schedule, Weird Dave.
- 819
- 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,679
- - Yeah, yeah, Dave's got it figured out.
- 820
- 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,569
- - Yeah, he's not makin' mistakes at all.
- 821
- 00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:38,319
- - No, at all.
- - At all.
- 822
- 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,599
- - Great.
- - What?
- 823
- 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,724
- - Single Sheena, Single Sheena.
- 824
- 00:30:40,725 --> 00:30:42,290
- - She's the last one of us left.
- 825
- 00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:43,403
- - I know.
- - Exciting.
- 826
- 00:30:43,404 --> 00:30:44,561
- - Such a rare occurrence.
- 827
- 00:30:44,562 --> 00:30:45,799
- It's like, it feels...
- 828
- 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,399
- - Hi.
- - Hi, Sheena.
- 829
- 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,285
- - Hi.
- - How are you?
- 830
- 00:30:48,286 --> 00:30:49,088
- - Hey.
- - Oh my god,
- 831
- 00:30:49,089 --> 00:30:50,919
- you look so pretty.
- - Just gorgeous.
- 832
- 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,046
- - What's happening?
- - Flawless.
- 833
- 00:30:52,047 --> 00:30:53,359
- - Are you going somewhere?
- 834
- 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,359
- Are you coming from something?
- 835
- 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,327
- - Oh no, I'm headed home.
- 836
- 00:30:55,328 --> 00:30:57,368
- I spent the night at some guy's house.
- 837
- 00:30:57,369 --> 00:30:58,719
- - Oh, there it is.
- 838
- 00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,799
- - I would love to hear
- 839
- 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,720
- about that.
- - Details, details,
- 840
- 00:31:00,721 --> 00:31:02,243
- not just a magazine, honey.
- - Yes, please.
- 841
- 00:31:02,244 --> 00:31:03,207
- - Um, I don't know.
- 842
- 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:04,919
- I mean, he was super hot.
- 843
- 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,964
- ' YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP-
- - Yeah, sure.
- 844
- 00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,559
- - He has like a ton of money.
- 845
- 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,925
- - Makes the world go 'round.
- - Go and get yours.
- 846
- 00:31:09,926 --> 00:31:13,603
- - And he went down on me for
- like an hour, so that was fun.
- 847
- 00:31:13,604 --> 00:31:14,723
- - That's a...
- - Long time.
- 848
- 00:31:14,724 --> 00:31:15,959
- - Whole episode of Scandal.
- 849
- 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,119
- I mean...
- - A long time.
- 850
- 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,960
- - So, I don't know.
- 851
- 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:18,925
- I might see him again, might not.
- 852
- 00:31:18,926 --> 00:31:21,080
- But anyways, I gotta run,
- gotta shower before I teach.
- 853
- 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:21,922
- Good to see you, though.
- 854
- 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,079
- - Sure, bye.
- 855
- 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,679
- - She is a teacher?
- 856
- 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,727
- - Well, she teaches Pilates.
- 857
- 00:31:25,728 --> 00:31:27,719
- - Oh, I'll get over it then.
- 858
- 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,159
- An hour.
- - One hour.
- 859
- 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,844
- - That is gonna get me
- through sex with my husband
- 860
- 00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:32,079
- for like a good week.
- 861
- 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,279
- A week.
- - I'm riled up.
- 862
- 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,691
- I'm riled up.
- - Oh, it is Niagara Falls
- 863
- 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:36,279
- down there.
- - It's like a burning,
- 864
- 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,247
- burning fire.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 865
- 00:31:37,248 --> 00:31:38,810
- I need to air that out now.
- 866
- 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,639
- ' Babe?
- 867
- 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,159
- - Yeah.
- 868
- 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,439
- ' Hi.
- 869
- 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,090
- - What's up, Boomer?
- 870
- 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,604
- - I was thinking, do you want to...
- 871
- 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,399
- You know what I mean?
- 872
- 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,640
- You wanna fuck?
- 873
- 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,808
- You wanna fuck this pussy?
- 874
- 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,959
- - Right now?
- 875
- 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,399
- - Yeah.
- 876
- 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,679
- You wanna fuck?
- 877
- 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,279
- - Yeah, I'll fuck.
- 878
- 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,123
- - You wanna fuck this pussy?
- 879
- 00:32:12,124 --> 00:32:13,279
- - Aw yeah.
- 880
- 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,925
- - Get it, get it, get it, get it.
- 881
- 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,806
- - Let's do it.
- 882
- 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,643
- - Oh, were you just,
- you weren't even going?
- 883
- 00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:22,085
- - No, I just like to sit on the toilet
- 884
- 00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:23,969
- and let my butt-hole be free.
- 885
- 00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:26,839
- Makes me more productive.
- 886
- 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,840
- Let's go.
- 887
- 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,160
- - That's good.
- 888
- 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,002
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 889
- 00:32:36,003 --> 00:32:37,445
- Maybe, what if we,
- 890
- 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,405
- what if you just reposition for,
- 891
- 00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:42,129
- or like...
- - I'll reposition.
- 892
- 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:45,010
- - Just get that angle a little bit.
- 893
- 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,641
- - Your face, the face that you're,
- 894
- 00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:49,759
- can you just not make that face?
- 895
- 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,362
- - I'm sorry, no, no, no.
- - 'Cause it's just like,
- 896
- 00:32:51,363 --> 00:32:52,166
- It looks like you're in pain.
- 897
- 00:32:52,167 --> 00:32:53,002
- - I'm not in pain.
- 898
- 00:32:53,003 --> 00:32:54,805
- I'm just trying to figure,
- 899
- 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,039
- I'm trying to figure it out.
- 900
- 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,880
- I'm sorry.
- 901
- 00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:57,720
- I don't know what happened.
- 902
- 00:32:57,721 --> 00:32:59,085
- I was just like, I was so horny before.
- 903
- 00:32:59,086 --> 00:33:02,159
- And then suddenly it's like,
- 904
- 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,999
- I don't know, it's like the
- fuckin' shop just closed.
- 905
- 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,079
- - The shop closed?
- 906
- 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:07,920
- - Yeah.
- 907
- 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:08,921
- Like the
- 908
- 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,165
- door's locked, gate's down.
- 909
- 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,286
- Like, the whole situation.
- 910
- 00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:16,921
- I don't know how to
- contact the shop keeper.
- 911
- 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,407
- You know what I mean?
- 912
- 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,839
- It might be a situation where
- 913
- 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,485
- it's like there's a sign on the door,
- 914
- 00:33:26,486 --> 00:33:28,082
- and they're like, back in five.
- 915
- 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,919
- - This analogy is super long.
- 916
- 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,920
- - Yeah.
- 917
- 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,640
- Okay.
- 918
- 00:33:34,641 --> 00:33:35,641
- Well,
- 919
- 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,482
- I'm sorry.
- 920
- 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,005
- Do you want me to give you a hand-job?
- 921
- 00:33:39,006 --> 00:33:40,679
- - What? No.
- 922
- 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,365
- I didn't even wanna have
- sex in the first place.
- 923
- 00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:46,799
- I only did it because you wanted to.
- 924
- 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,919
- - Right, I know.
- 925
- 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,410
- One, two, three, four.
- 926
- 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,287
- ♫ Marriage is a sacred bond
- 927
- 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,721
- ♫ Of you and it I am so fond
- 928
- 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,570
- ♫ Friendship, care, the ties that bind
- 929
- 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,890
- ♫ You're loving, caring, always kind
- 930
- 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,490
- ♫ But when we lay in bed at night
- 931
- 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,844
- ♫ Our bodies bathed in the moonlight
- 932
- 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,250
- ♫ To have, to hold forever, oh dear
- 933
- 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,399
- ♫ Please don't bring your body near
- 934
- 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,999
- ♫ 'Cause I
- 935
- 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,359
- ♫ I love you
- 936
- 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,364
- ♫ But I don't wanna fuck
- you, fuck you, fuck you
- 937
- 00:34:52,365 --> 00:34:55,759
- ♫ I don't wanna fuck you
- 938
- 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,048
- ♫ Our, our love is true
- 939
- 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,410
- ♫ But I don't wanna fuck
- you, fuck you, fuck you
- 940
- 00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:06,879
- ♫ I don't wanna fuck you
- 941
- 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,281
- ♫ I love you
- 942
- 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,249
- - That was rad.
- 943
- 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,279
- - Dave?
- 944
- 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,279
- Dave?
- - What's happening?
- 945
- 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,361
- Is he, so you think he's okay?
- 946
- 00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:24,959
- - You're asking me?
- 947
- 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,960
- - Dave.
- 948
- 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,365
- - Unreal.
- 949
- 00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:29,200
- I loved it.
- - There it is.
- 950
- 00:35:29,201 --> 00:35:30,042
- - Wow.
- - Okay.
- 951
- 00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:31,201
- Great, thank you.
- - Cool.
- 952
- 00:35:31,202 --> 00:35:34,639
- - That was very beautiful,
- beginning to end.
- 953
- 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,480
- - Thanks.
- 954
- 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,050
- - You know, I can't relate
- to the lyrics at all.
- 955
- 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:38,525
- - Right.
- - On account of the fact
- 956
- 00:35:38,526 --> 00:35:40,759
- that I wanna fuck
- everything and everybody.
- 957
- 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,922
- - Yeah, that's your thing.
- - Right, that's the addiction.
- 958
- 00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:45,603
- - I mean, except of course
- Crystal and Cassandra.
- 959
- 00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:47,079
- - You never wanna fuck them?
- 960
- 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,888
- - No.
- 961
- 00:35:47,889 --> 00:35:49,479
- - No.
- - Never.
- 962
- 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,999
- But that's a love song for the ages.
- 963
- 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,359
- Bravo.
- 964
- 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,165
- - Thank you.
- - It's a standing ovation.
- 965
- 00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:59,004
- - Thank you, Dave.
- - Thank you so much, man.
- 966
- 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,889
- - I'm gonna go and eat.
- 967
- 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,239
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 968
- 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,082
- That sounds human.
- 969
- 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,599
- - And I'll see you very soon.
- 970
- 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,485
- - All right.
- - All right, thanks.
- 971
- 00:36:06,486 --> 00:36:07,322
- - Take it easy, man.
- - Thanks.
- 972
- 00:36:07,323 --> 00:36:08,919
- We'll see you next rehearsal, okay.
- 973
- 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,887
- ' Okay.
- 974
- 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,359
- - Man, I like
- writing songs with you.
- 975
- 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,559
- - I like writing songs with you.
- 976
- 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,681
- - We're never
- done it in the garage.
- 977
- 00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:34,119
- - I know, it's so hot.
- 978
- 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,281
- - Let's do it in more weird places.
- 979
- 00:36:35,282 --> 00:36:39,251
- - It's not that
- weird, we own this garage.
- 980
- 00:36:42,282 --> 00:36:43,519
- - Oh my god.
- 981
- 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,520
- Oh fuck.
- 982
- 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,681
- Oh my god.
- 983
- 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:47,719
- - Shit.
- 984
- 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,881
- - I know, it feels so fucking good.
- 985
- 00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:51,087
- - No, no, I'm stuck in a rat trap.
- 986
- 00:36:51,088 --> 00:36:52,119
- - What?
- 987
- 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,722
- - My foot is stuck in
- one of the glue traps
- 988
- 00:36:53,723 --> 00:36:54,560
- like a mouse.
- - Like a rat trap?
- 989
- 00:36:54,561 --> 00:36:55,400
- - Yeah.
- 990
- 00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:56,208
- - It's okay.
- 991
- 00:36:56,209 --> 00:36:57,399
- Can you push through?
- 992
- 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,399
- Use your body.
- 993
- 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,603
- Please keep fucking me.
- 994
- 00:36:59,604 --> 00:37:00,931
- It feels so fucking good.
- 995
- 00:37:00,932 --> 00:37:03,199
- Oh my god, oh my god.
- 996
- 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,359
- My foot is going numb.
- 997
- 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,407
- - Oh my god, that feels so good.
- 998
- 00:37:05,408 --> 00:37:07,561
- - The whole left side of
- my body is going numb.
- 999
- 00:37:08,562 --> 00:37:10,519
- I'm coming.
- 1000
- 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,640
- Ow, ow.
- 1001
- 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,279
- - We buy kale.
- 1002
- 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,324
- The kale sits in our fridge for a week.
- 1003
- 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,646
- We throw out the kale.
- 1004
- 00:37:24,647 --> 00:37:26,083
- And then we buy that kale again.
- 1005
- 00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:27,411
- - It's all very exciting.
- 1006
- 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,599
- - It's a real...
- 1007
- 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,647
- - It's the kale diaries.
- 1008
- 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,879
- - Look, our people.
- 1009
- 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,599
- - You think they're Jews?
- 1010
- 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,559
- - No, I just mean musicians.
- 1011
- 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,559
- Should we go over there?
- 1012
- 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,919
- - You wanna get into a drum circle
- 1013
- 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,046
- by the farmer's market.
- - I don't know.
- 1014
- 00:37:43,047 --> 00:37:44,929
- We should get inspired.
- 1015
- 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,599
- - Okay.
- 1016
- 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,039
- - They look friendly.
- 1017
- 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,962
- - Yeah, all drum circles look friendly.
- 1018
- 00:37:50,963 --> 00:37:52,928
- That's how people end up in them.
- 1019
- 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,000
- - Hi.
- 1020
- 00:37:57,001 --> 00:37:58,001
- - Hi, what's up?
- 1021
- 00:37:58,002 --> 00:37:59,399
- - Nice jam.
- 1022
- 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,526
- - Welcome, hi.
- 1023
- 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,283
- Would you like to take part in
- some of our love light today?
- 1024
- 00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:07,239
- - We were just talking about...
- - What?
- 1025
- 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,080
- No, we weren't.
- - Lover's light.
- 1026
- 00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:08,922
- Yes, we were.
- 1027
- 00:38:08,923 --> 00:38:10,410
- - Why don't you have a seat.
- - Okay.
- 1028
- 00:38:10,411 --> 00:38:11,839
- - Join us.
- - Okay.
- 1029
- 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,602
- - Okay, you guys'll pick
- up the words in no time.
- 1030
- 00:38:13,603 --> 00:38:14,603
- - Okay.
- 1031
- 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,399
- - Okay.
- 1032
- 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,807
- ♫ Ikea, Ikea
- 1033
- 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,051
- - I feel like they're just saying Ikea
- 1034
- 00:38:35,052 --> 00:38:36,769
- over and over again.
- - Will you please.
- 1035
- 00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:38,479
- ♫ Ikea, Ikea
- 1036
- 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,561
- - You don't hear the word Ikea?
- 1037
- 00:38:39,562 --> 00:38:42,039
- ♫ Ikea
- 1038
- 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,929
- ♫ Ikea
- 1039
- 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,199
- - Thank you.
- - That was beautiful.
- 1040
- 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,199
- - Oh, you're welcome.
- 1041
- 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,167
- - What language was that?
- 1042
- 00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:50,443
- - Yeah, was that Sanskrit?
- 1043
- 00:38:50,444 --> 00:38:52,245
- - No, I devised that language myself,
- 1044
- 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:53,479
- it's called Tuna-Tuna,
- 1045
- 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,119
- while I was studying abroad.
- 1046
- 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:55,962
- - Tuna-Tuna.
- 1047
- 00:38:55,963 --> 00:38:58,122
- - Tuna-Tuna is the name of the language
- 1048
- 00:38:58,123 --> 00:39:00,319
- that you devised.
- - Was that
- 1049
- 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,399
- in India, or?
- 1050
- 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,208
- - No, no, close.
- 1051
- 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:04,119
- Barstow Community College.
- 1052
- 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,479
- - I'm sorry.
- 1053
- 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,679
- He was just...
- - Jesus.
- 1054
- 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,886
- - What do you want me to do?
- - I've never,
- 1055
- 00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:11,291
- I haven't seen you like that.
- 1056
- 00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:14,359
- - I mean, I got hot and bothered.
- 1057
- 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,119
- - Yeah, I was bothered.
- 1058
- 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,202
- - I know, you were less hot.
- 1059
- 00:39:18,203 --> 00:39:19,486
- Wait, oh my god.
- 1060
- 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,919
- Look, it's a sign.
- 1061
- 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,726
- - Like, from the universe,
- 1062
- 00:39:23,727 --> 00:39:25,006
- it's a sign or like a...
- - Well, I was saying it is,
- 1063
- 00:39:25,007 --> 00:39:26,081
- it's also a literal sign.
- 1064
- 00:39:26,082 --> 00:39:28,239
- But it is, that's a sign.
- 1065
- 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,447
- - Should we play that show?
- 1066
- 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,039
- Okay.
- 1067
- 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,119
- ' Okay.
- 1068
- 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,770
- - Here goes nothin'.
- 1069
- 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,639
- You ready for it?
- 1070
- 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,399
- - Am I ready for it?
- 1071
- 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,206
- - Yeah.
- 1072
- 00:39:45,207 --> 00:39:46,690
- - I can't believe you're askin' me that.
- 1073
- 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,442
- Since when have you been
- afraid of doing mushrooms?
- 1074
- 00:39:48,443 --> 00:39:50,124
- - I'm not afraid of doing
- mushrooms, I've just,
- 1075
- 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,639
- I've never done them with a task at hand.
- 1076
- 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,881
- - I mean, I just think it's gonna help us
- 1077
- 00:39:55,882 --> 00:39:58,403
- with our creative process.
- - Yeah, you think so?
- 1078
- 00:39:58,404 --> 00:39:59,799
- - We gotta get some songs out.
- 1079
- 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,642
- - Okay.
- 1080
- 00:40:00,643 --> 00:40:01,766
- - Okay, ready.
- 1081
- 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,808
- L'chaim.
- 1082
- 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,799
- - Terrible.
- 1083
- 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,211
- - They're mellow, though.
- - Oh good.
- 1084
- 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,040
- - These ones are mellow.
- 1085
- 00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,041
- - Good.
- 1086
- 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,486
- I got an idea.
- 1087
- 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,399
- Where's my notebook?
- 1088
- 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,399
- - What?
- 1089
- 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,799
- - I have a song idea,
- I wanna write it down.
- 1090
- 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800
- - Okay.
- 1091
- 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,080
- - Hurry up, I don't want it
- 1092
- 00:40:42,081 --> 00:40:43,491
- to pop out of my head.
- - Okay, okay, okay.
- 1093
- 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,840
- - Anna.
- 1094
- 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,879
- Anna.
- 1095
- 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,880
- - What?
- 1096
- 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,601
- - Where's my notebook?
- 1097
- 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,679
- Hurry up, I'm losin' the melody.
- 1098
- 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,449
- - Here's your notebook.
- 1099
- 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,170
- It's just so crazy
- 1100
- 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,371
- how the birds just love my chips.
- 1101
- 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,611
- - Get right up next
- to them, they whisper.
- 1102
- 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,809
- And I also love chips,
- 1103
- 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,799
- but I never just go eat the chips.
- 1104
- 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,279
- And that's why I love you birds.
- 1105
- 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,759
- Because you just go whenever you want it.
- 1106
- 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,319
- And you get it.
- 1107
- 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,402
- Hi.
- 1108
- 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,689
- - I just wrote the most beautiful song.
- 1109
- 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,607
- I can't remember the lyrics.
- 1110
- 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,439
- Do you remember the first line?
- 1111
- 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,360
- - I didn't write it.
- 1112
- 00:42:23,361 --> 00:42:24,599
- - I know, but we came up with it together.
- 1113
- 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,559
- - You came up with it.
- 1114
- 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,599
- ' It...
- 1115
- 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,442
- - I don't know the lyrics.
- 1116
- 00:42:28,443 --> 00:42:31,399
- - Babe, you remember, it was
- about something like a dog?
- 1117
- 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,639
- - Maybe you wrote it down somewhere.
- 1118
- 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,079
- - Um, yeah, he did.
- 1119
- 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:34,922
- He actually did.
- 1120
- 00:42:34,923 --> 00:42:38,719
- He recorded it telepathically
- onto a sandwich.
- 1121
- 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,085
- - The lyrics are in my blood.
- - Which he then ate.
- 1122
- 00:42:40,086 --> 00:42:41,919
- No, the drugs are in
- your blood, the lyrics
- 1123
- 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,807
- are like.
- - You wanted to take drugs.
- 1124
- 00:42:43,808 --> 00:42:44,961
- - Oh my god, that's so classic,
- 1125
- 00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:46,039
- to turn this around on me.
- 1126
- 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,880
- - I'm turning it around?
- - Yeah.
- 1127
- 00:42:46,881 --> 00:42:47,720
- - You're turning it around on me.
- 1128
- 00:42:47,721 --> 00:42:48,799
- You wanted to take drugs,
- it didn't work out,
- 1129
- 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,642
- and now you're acting
- 1130
- 00:42:49,643 --> 00:42:51,599
- like a bitch.
- - It didn't work out?
- 1131
- 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,440
- Did you just call me a bitch?
- 1132
- 00:42:52,441 --> 00:42:53,963
- - No, I said you're acting like a bitch.
- 1133
- 00:42:53,964 --> 00:42:55,450
- - What kind of man calls
- their wife a bitch?
- 1134
- 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,485
- - Why do you have
- to question my manhood?
- 1135
- 00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:57,445
- And what's...
- - Because what kind of man
- 1136
- 00:42:57,446 --> 00:42:58,930
- calls a woman a bitch.
- - You call me a dick
- 1137
- 00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,760
- all the time,
- 1138
- 00:42:59,761 --> 00:43:01,205
- why can't I call you a bitch?
- - Oh my god.
- 1139
- 00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:02,279
- That's so lame.
- 1140
- 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,203
- - Why is that lame?
- 1141
- 00:43:04,204 --> 00:43:06,039
- - Um, I'm gonna go for now.
- 1142
- 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:06,880
- - No.
- - No.
- 1143
- 00:43:06,881 --> 00:43:08,484
- - Just sit down for a second.
- - Dave, sit down, please.
- 1144
- 00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:10,719
- Just give us one minute.
- 1145
- 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,083
- - Why don't I give you some privacy,
- 1146
- 00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:12,920
- and I can...
- - That's definitely
- 1147
- 00:43:12,921 --> 00:43:14,044
- not what we want.
- - We don't need any privacy.
- 1148
- 00:43:14,045 --> 00:43:14,962
- This is not a private matter.
- - No.
- 1149
- 00:43:14,963 --> 00:43:17,691
- You leave, this gets real, so let's just,
- 1150
- 00:43:17,692 --> 00:43:20,079
- we're gonna just push through.
- 1151
- 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,045
- - Can I get some air?
- 1152
- 00:43:21,046 --> 00:43:22,244
- - No, you can't get air when...
- - Air?
- 1153
- 00:43:22,245 --> 00:43:24,002
- - There's open air everywhere.
- - We're in a garage!
- 1154
- 00:43:24,003 --> 00:43:25,081
- - What more air do you need?
- 1155
- 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,848
- - Great, I'll just.
- 1156
- 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,159
- - Dave, please.
- 1157
- 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,000
- - Why?
- - Just give us a second.
- 1158
- 00:43:32,001 --> 00:43:33,604
- - We need to finish
- this for one second.
- 1159
- 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:34,679
- - Why?
- 1160
- 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,443
- Because I'm being held hostage,
- so I'm just gonna play.
- 1161
- 00:43:37,444 --> 00:43:38,723
- - Dave, come on, man.
- 1162
- 00:43:38,724 --> 00:43:40,051
- - That's so annoying.
- 1163
- 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:42,159
- - Just play something then.
- 1164
- 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,119
- I'm not stopping.
- 1165
- 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,770
- ' Play a song.
- 1166
- 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,008
- ♫ I'm in no mood for your mood
- 1167
- 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,759
- ♫ I'm in no mood for your mood
- 1168
- 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,559
- ♫ So take your attitude
- 1169
- 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,119
- ♫ Is this what it means to be a dude
- 1170
- 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,479
- ♫ That you could ever speak so lewd
- 1171
- 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,839
- ♫ You're fuckin' lazy and you're crude
- 1172
- 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,319
- ♫ You better change your attitude
- 1173
- 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,759
- ♫ Is this what comes with havin' boobs
- 1174
- 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,239
- ♫ Always obsessin' over food
- 1175
- 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,599
- ♫ You get so hangry and so rude
- 1176
- 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,039
- ♫ You better change your attitude
- 1177
- 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,200
- Up here.
- 1178
- 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,803
- ♫ And then we fight, fight
- 1179
- 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,083
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight
- 1180
- 00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:45,241
- ♫ And then we fight about the fight, fight
- 1181
- 00:44:45,242 --> 00:44:46,603
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight fight
- 1182
- 00:44:46,604 --> 00:44:48,522
- ♫ I'm acting calm and you're uptight
- 1183
- 00:44:48,523 --> 00:44:50,362
- ♫ You're the dark and I'm the light
- 1184
- 00:44:50,363 --> 00:44:52,044
- ♫ You're so wrong and I'm so right
- 1185
- 00:44:52,045 --> 00:44:53,759
- ♫ I'm so right
- 1186
- 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,519
- ♫ Well, now my head is fucking spinning
- 1187
- 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,570
- ♫ But I can't give up on winning
- 1188
- 00:45:05,288 --> 00:45:06,930
- - Well, we owe you a big thank you, Dave.
- 1189
- 00:45:06,931 --> 00:45:09,199
- - Yeah, big ups to Dave.
- 1190
- 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,326
- - Big ups to Dave.
- 1191
- 00:45:10,327 --> 00:45:11,799
- Bless up, Dave.
- 1192
- 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,929
- - All right, let's
- do this open mic, dogs.
- 1193
- 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,404
- - Hey, we gotta leave
- in like seven minutes.
- 1194
- 00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:26,289
- - I know, I'm hustling.
- 1195
- 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:28,767
- I just gotta,
- 1196
- 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
- okay.
- 1197
- 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,119
- - What?
- 1198
- 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:34,962
- - Nothing.
- - It's not good?
- 1199
- 00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:37,079
- - No, it's great.
- 1200
- 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,080
- You look
- 1201
- 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,162
- beautiful.
- 1202
- 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,759
- - Thanks.
- 1203
- 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,719
- - You're welcome.
- 1204
- 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,802
- - You don't look too bad yourself.
- 1205
- 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,719
- You think, though, it's
- too heteronormative?
- 1206
- 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,079
- It's so gendered, it's like,
- 1207
- 00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,959
- should we swap outfits?
- - God no.
- 1208
- 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:00,882
- - Especially in this clay and age,
- 1209
- 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,279
- you don't wanna be like, well...
- 1210
- 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,359
- - I don't wanna wear a dress.
- - I'm the man,
- 1211
- 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,486
- and I'm the woman.
- - Don't make me wear a dress
- 1212
- 00:46:04,487 --> 00:46:05,965
- tonight, please.
- - Okay.
- 1213
- 00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:07,882
- - Do you think it's too on-the-nose
- 1214
- 00:46:07,883 --> 00:46:09,759
- that we're making Dave dress like a baby?
- 1215
- 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,091
- - I don't think that's the problem.
- 1216
- 00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:12,965
- No, I think that drives it home.
- 1217
- 00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:14,639
- It's very, I think it's subtle.
- 1218
- 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,480
- Okay, it's go time.
- 1219
- 00:46:16,481 --> 00:46:17,322
- Do you have everything?
- 1220
- 00:46:17,323 --> 00:46:18,726
- - I have picks and...
- 1221
- 00:46:18,727 --> 00:46:20,210
- - Your wallet?
- - My wallet and keys.
- 1222
- 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:21,247
- Coming, Dave.
- 1223
- 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,519
- Hey buddy.
- 1224
- 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,122
- - What, where's your onesie?
- 1225
- 00:46:27,123 --> 00:46:30,010
- - I thought you were
- Dave the Baby Drummer.
- 1226
- 00:46:30,011 --> 00:46:32,839
- - I'm turning over my sticks.
- 1227
- 00:46:33,681 --> 00:46:34,522
- - What?
- 1228
- 00:46:34,523 --> 00:46:35,639
- What is this?
- 1229
- 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,324
- - I can't make it to the open mic tonight.
- 1230
- 00:46:37,325 --> 00:46:39,839
- Or, really, any night.
- 1231
- 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,519
- I have to quit the band.
- 1232
- 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,520
- - Why?
- 1233
- 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,690
- What are you talking about?
- 1234
- 00:46:45,691 --> 00:46:46,839
- - What?
- 1235
- 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,126
- - I thought it would be really great
- 1236
- 00:46:48,127 --> 00:46:49,406
- to get to know you guys,
- 1237
- 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:52,439
- and for you guys to get to know me.
- 1238
- 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,407
- You wouldn't think this,
- 1239
- 00:46:53,408 --> 00:46:55,084
- but aside from Crystal and Cassandra,
- 1240
- 00:46:55,085 --> 00:46:57,279
- I don't have too many friends.
- 1241
- 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,122
- - Right.
- - Really?
- 1242
- 00:46:58,123 --> 00:46:59,643
- - Yeah, that is surprising.
- 1243
- 00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:01,244
- - When my parents got divorced,
- 1244
- 00:47:01,245 --> 00:47:03,679
- it was really hard on me as a kid.
- 1245
- 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,439
- And I think that's where my
- sexual addiction started.
- 1246
- 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,999
- Okay.
- 1247
- 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,999
- - Do you understand what I'm saying?
- 1248
- 00:47:10,843 --> 00:47:12,171
- So, I'm reliving it.
- 1249
- 00:47:12,172 --> 00:47:13,879
- Day after day.
- 1250
- 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,679
- You can't stop fighting.
- 1251
- 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,205
- I mean, I spent my whole childhood trying
- 1252
- 00:47:18,206 --> 00:47:19,802
- to save my parents' marriage.
- 1253
- 00:47:19,803 --> 00:47:22,963
- I don't wanna spend my
- adulthood trying to save yours.
- 1254
- 00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:24,639
- I'm really sorry.
- 1255
- 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,319
- I can't do the show.
- 1256
- 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,599
- I'm sorry.
- 1257
- 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,199
- It's gonna be a great show anyway.
- 1258
- 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,759
- - Is this for real.
- 1259
- 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,759
- - Dave, these are your sticks.
- 1260
- 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,959
- ♫ I feel it
- 1261
- 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,359
- ♫ It feels so good to be home
- 1262
- 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,930
- - Fuck man, I cannot believe it.
- 1263
- 00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:54,279
- - I know, it's so crazy.
- 1264
- 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,167
- - We need Dave.
- 1265
- 00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:56,571
- We can't do this.
- 1266
- 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,766
- - Whoa, tiger.
- 1267
- 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,160
- Slow down.
- 1268
- 00:48:01,161 --> 00:48:02,002
- - Ah Shit.
- 1269
- 00:48:02,003 --> 00:48:04,364
- Grace gave me some
- sort of muscle relaxants,
- 1270
- 00:48:04,365 --> 00:48:05,725
- but I don't feel them at all.
- 1271
- 00:48:05,726 --> 00:48:07,759
- Like, they are not working.
- 1272
- 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,760
- - Muscle, what are you doing
- taking muscle relaxants?
- 1273
- 00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,444
- - I don't know.
- - You barely have any muscles.
- 1274
- 00:48:11,445 --> 00:48:12,963
- - I needed to calm down.
- 1275
- 00:48:12,964 --> 00:48:16,248
- - Look, this is just you and
- me in our garage, jammin'.
- 1276
- 00:48:16,249 --> 00:48:17,719
- There's no difference.
- 1277
- 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:18,562
- I mean, yeah,
- 1278
- 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:21,882
- it's room full of young,
- judgemental 20-somethings,
- 1279
- 00:48:21,883 --> 00:48:24,279
- staring at our every breath.
- 1280
- 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,119
- But besides that, it's the same thing.
- 1281
- 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,799
- - Looks like you two are up.
- 1282
- 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,159
- - Okay, great.
- 1283
- 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,439
- Salud.
- - L'chaim.
- 1284
- 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,483
- - Oh my god, I'm gonna hurl.
- 1285
- 00:48:36,484 --> 00:48:37,843
- - No hurling, no hurling, come on.
- 1286
- 00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:38,844
- - Hold on.
- 1287
- 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,807
- - Let's just go up there,
- 1288
- 00:48:40,808 --> 00:48:44,566
- and show these young fuckin'
- dickheads what we're made of.
- 1289
- 00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:46,799
- - Okay-
- 1290
- 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,566
- - All right, hi.
- 1291
- 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,960
- All right.
- 1292
- 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,719
- One, two, a one, two, three, four.
- 1293
- 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,684
- - Hold on, I gotta adjust
- my mic for one second.
- 1294
- 00:49:01,685 --> 00:49:03,405
- - She's just adjusting her mic, sorry.
- 1295
- 00:49:03,406 --> 00:49:04,845
- Whoa, what are you doing?
- 1296
- 00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:07,639
- - I can't, I gotta adjust it.
- 1297
- 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,480
- - What is wrong with you?
- 1298
- 00:49:08,481 --> 00:49:09,322
- What's happening?
- 1299
- 00:49:09,323 --> 00:49:11,439
- - Hold on, I think I just
- want it out of the stand.
- 1300
- 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,280
- - You can't have it
- 1301
- 00:49:12,281 --> 00:49:13,120
- out of the stand.
- - Yeah,
- 1302
- 00:49:13,121 --> 00:49:13,960
- 'cause I wanna be able to...
- - How can you play with
- 1303
- 00:49:13,961 --> 00:49:15,244
- having it out of the stand?
- - I need to be able to move.
- 1304
- 00:49:15,245 --> 00:49:17,083
- - You're a bass player,
- you don't need to move.
- 1305
- 00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:19,079
- Oh god.
- 1306
- 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:19,920
- Did that hurt?
- - Fuck.
- 1307
- 00:49:19,921 --> 00:49:20,760
- Yes, it hurt.
- - Are you okay?
- 1308
- 00:49:20,761 --> 00:49:22,285
- - Yeah, I'm fine, just
- put it back on and let's...
- 1309
- 00:49:22,286 --> 00:49:23,839
- - Okay, but hold on.
- 1310
- 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,124
- But lookit, I wanna do one trick.
- 1311
- 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,531
- Can you look at the audience?
- - What sort of trick?
- 1312
- 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,487
- - Look at the audience for one sec.
- 1313
- 00:49:27,488 --> 00:49:29,759
- Watch, watch.
- 1314
- 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,119
- - What are you doing?
- 1315
- 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,999
- Okay, please just.
- 1316
- 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,525
- - It was like the balls
- were on your forehead,
- 1317
- 00:49:35,526 --> 00:49:36,599
- but it was the mic.
- 1318
- 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,440
- - Are you ready?
- - Go ahead.
- 1319
- 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:38,851
- - Are you ready to play?
- - Hold on.
- 1320
- 00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:39,966
- Hold on, yeah.
- 1321
- 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,559
- - Sorry about that.
- 1322
- 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,050
- One, two, a one...
- 1323
- 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,679
- - Oh.
- 1324
- 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,680
- What?
- 1325
- 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,039
- Oh.
- 1326
- 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,839
- Oh! oh! oh, Oh, Oh.
- 1327
- 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,839
- I can fit this whole thing in my mouth.
- 1328
- 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,964
- - Do you wanna play the song?
- 1329
- 00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:56,802
- - Huh?
- 1330
- 00:49:56,803 --> 00:49:57,919
- Oh, oh, ow.
- 1331
- 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,919
- - You're embarrassing me.
- 1332
- 00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,726
- - I'm embarrassing you?
- 1333
- 00:49:59,727 --> 00:50:00,528
- You should be proud.
- 1334
- 00:50:00,529 --> 00:50:03,599
- That's what every husband
- wishes their wife would do.
- 1335
- 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,408
- - Oh my god.
- 1336
- 00:50:06,163 --> 00:50:08,527
- - Who are you winking at?
- - That was,
- 1337
- 00:50:08,528 --> 00:50:12,159
- that was a click suck joke, guys.
- 1338
- 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,839
- But it's actually not a,
- 1339
- 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,446
- if you wanna be honest,
- it's not a talent of mine.
- 1340
- 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,126
- - Go home.
- 1341
- 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,119
- ' Oh god.
- 1342
- 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:24,928
- - I wouldn't stress about it.
- 1343
- 00:50:24,929 --> 00:50:27,239
- It was just a minor setback.
- 1344
- 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,844
- - I'm such an idiot.
- 1345
- 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,079
- Just, the second I decide to commit
- 1346
- 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,491
- to something I'm passionate about,
- 1347
- 00:50:34,492 --> 00:50:37,211
- I always seem to just fuck it up.
- 1348
- 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,007
- - Can you do me a favor,
- 1349
- 00:50:42,008 --> 00:50:45,891
- and can we not talk about
- your failed book deal
- 1350
- 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,759
- while we're dealing with
- stuff about us?
- 1351
- 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,999
- - What?
- 1352
- 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,759
- - Can you not talk about
- your failed book deal
- 1353
- 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,959
- when we're dealing with stuff
- 1354
- 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,959
- that's about us?
- - What are you talking about?
- 1355
- 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,323
- I didn't even mention my book deal.
- 1356
- 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:00,160
- - Come on.
- 1357
- 00:51:00,161 --> 00:51:01,319
- That's where you always go.
- - Jesus.
- 1358
- 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,160
- What are you...
- - It doesn't seem...
- 1359
- 00:51:02,161 --> 00:51:03,650
- - So angry about?
- - Like an outlandish request.
- 1360
- 00:51:03,651 --> 00:51:04,879
- It's just seems like
- 1361
- 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,403
- something totally normal.
- - Where is this coming from?
- 1362
- 00:51:06,404 --> 00:51:07,526
- - It's not coming from anywhere.
- 1363
- 00:51:07,527 --> 00:51:08,639
- I just don't wanna talk
- 1364
- 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,801
- about the fucking book deal.
- - Well, I got it.
- 1365
- 00:51:09,802 --> 00:51:11,679
- You already fucking said that.
- 1366
- 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,680
- Jesus.
- 1367
- 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,799
- Fuckin' Aggro Man.
- 1368
- 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,961
- - You know what.
- - Mr. Aggro,
- 1369
- 00:51:18,962 --> 00:51:20,605
- fucking flying in...
- - We don't...
- 1370
- 00:51:20,606 --> 00:51:23,251
- - Just ruining relationships.
- - We don't have to do this
- 1371
- 00:51:23,252 --> 00:51:24,799
- like this anymore.
- 1372
- 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,882
- - Do what, what, do what?
- - Fight like this.
- 1373
- 00:51:26,883 --> 00:51:28,609
- If we're gonna fight,
- 1374
- 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,531
- why don't we sing our feelings?
- 1375
- 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,279
- - I don't know, I'm not singing.
- 1376
- 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,086
- - Why?
- - I'm sorry.
- 1377
- 00:51:38,087 --> 00:51:39,605
- - Don't patronize it.
- - No, I just can't.
- 1378
- 00:51:39,606 --> 00:51:40,965
- - It's just, we know what happens
- 1379
- 00:51:40,966 --> 00:51:43,361
- when we have a regular fight.
- 1380
- 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,606
- We've done this.
- 1381
- 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,799
- - I'm not, I'm not doing that though.
- 1382
- 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,800
- Sorry.
- 1383
- 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,602
- ♫ Please don't bring up the book deal
- 1384
- 00:51:56,603 --> 00:51:58,079
- - Oh god.
- 1385
- 00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,919
- ♫ You know this isn't about the book deal
- 1386
- 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,039
- - Really, why not?
- 1387
- 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,439
- I mean, it's
- clearly the cross I bear.
- 1388
- 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,564
- It's why I'm...
- - I don't hear anything...
- 1389
- 00:52:06,565 --> 00:52:07,639
- - So fucking paralyzed.
- - Unless you sing it.
- 1390
- 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,448
- You have to sing it.
- 1391
- 00:52:08,449 --> 00:52:09,521
- - This is so stupid, dude.
- 1392
- 00:52:09,522 --> 00:52:10,806
- I'm not singing.
- 1393
- 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,803
- - You hang on to that fuckin'
- book deal for dear life.
- 1394
- 00:52:15,804 --> 00:52:17,564
- And you and I both know that that
- 1395
- 00:52:17,565 --> 00:52:20,848
- is not the thing that is paralyzing you.
- 1396
- 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,640
- - Really?
- 1397
- 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:26,880
- Okay, well.
- 1398
- 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,159
- That was my fault, too, so.
- 1399
- 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,160
- - Sing it.
- 1400
- 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,199
- - I'm not singing about that, Ben.
- 1401
- 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,040
- I don't even wanna talk
- 1402
- 00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:37,927
- about it.
- - I don't wanna talk
- 1403
- 00:52:37,928 --> 00:52:39,206
- about it either.
- 1404
- 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,159
- You had a miscarriage.
- 1405
- 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,891
- That does not make you a failure.
- 1406
- 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,039
- - Does it make me a success?
- 1407
- 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,040
- - Sing.
- 1408
- 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,727
- - I'm not singing about it.
- - Sing about your miscarriage.
- 1409
- 00:52:57,728 --> 00:52:58,640
- - Is this a joke to you?
- 1410
- 00:52:58,641 --> 00:52:59,926
- - This is the furthest thing...
- - Please, I...
- 1411
- 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,159
- - From a joke to me.
- 1412
- 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,891
- It's the one thing that
- we don't talk about.
- 1413
- 00:53:04,892 --> 00:53:07,359
- And so I don't know how else to...
- 1414
- 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,290
- ♫ I
- 1415
- 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,929
- ♫ I failed as a woman
- 1416
- 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,930
- ♫ What happened is totally human
- 1417
- 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,199
- Let's see this through.
- 1418
- 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,200
- Okay?
- 1419
- 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,049
- You're out of your own
- way when you're up there.
- 1420
- 00:53:45,050 --> 00:53:46,319
- It's exciting.
- 1421
- 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,402
- It's exciting for me to watch you.
- 1422
- 00:53:48,403 --> 00:53:51,519
- It's exciting for you to do.
- 1423
- 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,919
- And we have something to share.
- 1424
- 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,410
- We're doing it together.
- 1425
- 00:53:55,411 --> 00:53:58,239
- - No, I know, I like that.
- 1426
- 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,719
- - So, it's a small hiccup.
- 1427
- 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,799
- We go, we fuck up, we
- try it again, we learn.
- 1428
- 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,245
- - Yeah, I know, but I don't like that.
- 1429
- 00:54:05,246 --> 00:54:07,039
- The middle part, the...
- 1430
- 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:07,880
- - It's all part
- 1431
- 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:08,720
- of the process.
- - The fuck up.
- 1432
- 00:54:08,721 --> 00:54:09,846
- - It's part of the process.
- - I know.
- 1433
- 00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:13,970
- But it's just that, the
- failing makes you a failure.
- 1434
- 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,159
- - I don't think so.
- 1435
- 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,481
- Failing makes you an artist.
- 1436
- 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,200
- - Okay.
- 1437
- 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,602
- ' Hey.
- 1438
- 00:54:35,603 --> 00:54:36,759
- - Hey Dave.
- 1439
- 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760
- - Hi guys.
- 1440
- 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,369
- - Look, we heard everything
- you said the other night.
- 1441
- 00:54:40,370 --> 00:54:43,125
- - Yeah, and we're gonna
- change, we promise.
- 1442
- 00:54:43,126 --> 00:54:45,919
- - We need you in our band.
- 1443
- 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,199
- - No more fighting?
- 1444
- 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,040
- - No more fighting.
- 1445
- 00:54:48,041 --> 00:54:49,007
- - Except in our songs.
- 1446
- 00:54:49,008 --> 00:54:50,044
- - Which are all fights.
- 1447
- 00:54:50,045 --> 00:54:51,639
- - To avoid really fighting.
- - Yeah.
- 1448
- 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,924
- - Do I still have to dress like a baby?
- 1449
- 00:54:52,925 --> 00:54:53,762
- - No.
- - No.
- 1450
- 00:54:53,763 --> 00:54:54,883
- - No, in fact, I actually,
- 1451
- 00:54:54,884 --> 00:54:56,359
- I think this look works.
- - Yeah.
- 1452
- 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,200
- - You like this?
- 1453
- 00:54:57,201 --> 00:54:58,087
- - I love this.
- - Yeah.
- 1454
- 00:54:58,088 --> 00:54:59,764
- - I don't know what, where it came from.
- 1455
- 00:54:59,765 --> 00:55:02,519
- But it's great.
- - It's just my cozies.
- 1456
- 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,839
- - Like...
- 1457
- 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,879
- - That's so interesting.
- - They're like pajamas?
- 1458
- 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,722
- - Yeah.
- 1459
- 00:55:06,723 --> 00:55:09,199
- - That's very interesting.
- - Very interesting.
- 1460
- 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,799
- - Thanks.
- 1461
- 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,079
- Well, I'm ready to gig if you guys are.
- 1462
- 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,199
- - So are we.
- - Let's do it.
- 1463
- 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,200
- - Okay.
- 1464
- 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,479
- Oh.
- 1465
- 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,970
- What is the order?
- 1466
- 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,366
- - It's just, I think
- it's just a celebration.
- 1467
- 00:55:23,367 --> 00:55:24,883
- - Okay, cool.
- - All right.
- 1468
- 00:55:24,884 --> 00:55:26,211
- One more thing.
- - Yeah.
- 1469
- 00:55:26,212 --> 00:55:30,399
- - If we're gonna be a real
- band, we need a band name.
- 1470
- 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,367
- - A little of this.
- 1471
- 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,047
- - Hi, we're The Dirty Dishes.
- 1472
- 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,722
- One, two, three, four.
- 1473
- 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,479
- ♫ Please do not ask me
- if you've gained weight
- 1474
- 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,199
- ♫ Especially when we're
- goin' out on a date
- 1475
- 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,079
- ♫ I have no idea if you've
- gained a pound of two
- 1476
- 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,319
- ♫ And even if I did I would not tell you
- 1477
- 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,044
- ♫ I
- 1478
- 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,526
- - That's okay.
- 1479
- 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,599
- ♫ I hate my body
- 1480
- 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,648
- ♫ That's obvious 'cause I'm a woman
- 1481
- 00:56:38,649 --> 00:56:40,519
- ♫ I'm also always hungry
- 1482
- 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,522
- ♫ Did I mention that I'm a woman
- 1483
- 00:56:42,523 --> 00:56:46,119
- ♫ Eating is my only
- source of true happiness
- 1484
- 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,282
- ♫ Pardon me if I wanna kill myself
- 1485
- 00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:53,199
- ♫ When I don't fit in my dress
- ♫ You want me to lie, lie, lie
- 1486
- 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,079
- ♫ You want me to lie, lie, lie
- 1487
- 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,719
- ♫ I want to eat pie, pie, pie
- 1488
- 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:04,850
- ♫ But just look at my
- thighs, thighs, thighs
- 1489
- 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,399
- ♫ Love
- 1490
- 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,050
- ♫ Is love
- 1491
- 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,002
- ♫ Is love
- 1492
- 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,679
- ♫ Is love
- 1493
- 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,887
- ♫ Is lying
- 1494
- 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,610
- ♫ Oh love and lies
- 1495
- 00:58:22,684 --> 00:58:23,719
- - Thank you.
- 1496
- 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,039
- Do you like my jacket?
- 1497
- 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,159
- - I love it.
- 1498
- 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,241
- - I got it at Party City.
- 1499
- 00:58:36,242 --> 00:58:37,890
- - No, you didn't.
- - Yes, I did.
- 1500
- 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,847
- - They don't have clothing.
- - Hey.
- 1501
- 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,359
- So listen, I talked to
- Crystal Vichycoisse.
- 1502
- 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,200
- - Yeah.
- 1503
- 00:58:42,201 --> 00:58:43,040
- - And she had a pretty rough night.
- 1504
- 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:43,846
- - Oh.
- 1505
- 00:58:43,847 --> 00:58:44,682
- - She acted out.
- 1506
- 00:58:44,683 --> 00:58:47,119
- She ended up having compulsive
- sex with this 37-year-old.
- 1507
- 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:47,962
- - Oh no.
- 1508
- 00:58:47,963 --> 00:58:49,439
- Is his age the problem or is it,
- 1509
- 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,327
- no, it's the...
- - It's this compulsion.
- 1510
- 00:58:50,328 --> 00:58:51,479
- She can't help it.
- - Right.
- 1511
- 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,322
- - She can't help it.
- 1512
- 00:58:52,323 --> 00:58:53,639
- - Right, she relapsed.
- 1513
- 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,210
- - I mean, I don't even
- know what they see in her.
- 1514
- 00:58:55,211 --> 00:58:57,839
- You know, I mean, she's just
- so unappealing, you know,
- 1515
- 00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,444
- in the face, and the body, and everything.
- 1516
- 00:58:59,445 --> 00:59:00,766
- It must be her sense of humor.
- 1517
- 00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:03,239
- Anyway, this guy works for a record label.
- 1518
- 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,080
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1519
- 00:59:04,081 --> 00:59:05,241
- - And she brought him
- to the show last night.
- 1520
- 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:06,999
- - Shut up.
- - That's awesome.
- 1521
- 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,965
- - Are you being for real?
- 1522
- 00:59:07,966 --> 00:59:08,802
- - Yeah, and he really liked it.
- 1523
- 00:59:08,803 --> 00:59:10,599
- - Wow.
- 1524
- 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,090
- - Yeah, he was really into it.
- 1525
- 00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:13,639
- - Dave, that's
- 1526
- 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,039
- insane.
- - That's awesome.
- 1527
- 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,759
- - You look fuckin' hot.
- 1528
- 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,600
- - What?
- 1529
- 00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:20,485
- - Yeah.
- 1530
- 00:59:20,486 --> 00:59:21,288
- - Whoa.
- 1531
- 00:59:21,289 --> 00:59:24,239
- - Like, if I didn't know you,
- I'd wanna get to know you.
- 1532
- 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,080
- - Who are you?
- 1533
- 00:59:25,081 --> 00:59:26,809
- Like, how are we gonna
- keep writing fight songs
- 1534
- 00:59:26,810 --> 00:59:29,485
- if we never fight about anything anymore?
- 1535
- 00:59:29,486 --> 00:59:32,079
- - Well, we could write love songs.
- 1536
- 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,840
- - Yeah, no.
- 1537
- 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:37,646
- Let's skip that part.
- - It just seems weird.
- 1538
- 00:59:37,647 --> 00:59:38,480
- Yeah.
- 1539
- 00:59:38,481 --> 00:59:39,320
- As soon as I said it...
- - Yeah.
- 1540
- 00:59:39,321 --> 00:59:40,287
- - I was like, that is a bad idea.
- 1541
- 00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:43,006
- - Yeah, can we just, I
- feel like we gotta get,
- 1542
- 00:59:43,007 --> 00:59:44,805
- just for our creative process, just,
- 1543
- 00:59:44,806 --> 00:59:47,319
- can you be a little bit more
- of a dick to me this morning?
- 1544
- 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,559
- - Okay, you want me to leave the room
- 1545
- 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,050
- and come back as a dickhead?
- 1546
- 00:59:50,051 --> 00:59:51,639
- - Yeah.
- - Yep, okay.
- 1547
- 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,679
- - Okay, you ready'?
- 1548
- 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:53,520
- You're gonna go
- 1549
- 00:59:53,521 --> 00:59:54,405
- on your own action.
- - Comin' in hot.
- 1550
- 00:59:54,406 --> 00:59:55,160
- ' Okay.
- 1551
- 00:59:55,161 --> 00:59:56,207
- - Have you seen my sneakers?
- 1552
- 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,241
- - What do you think?
- 1553
- 01:00:00,242 --> 01:00:01,765
- - About what, my sneakers?
- 1554
- 01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:03,199
- I can't find 'em.
- 1555
- 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,168
- - Do you like my outfit?
- 1556
- 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,759
- - Is this the only option?
- 1557
- 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,639
- - Wow.
- 1558
- 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,959
- That's like Brando or somethin'.
- 1559
- 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,244
- - Was that good?
- - That's fuckin' insane
- 1560
- 01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:16,205
- that you can go...
- - We're in a fight now,
- 1561
- 01:00:16,206 --> 01:00:17,087
- right?
- - Yeah, oh yeah.
- 1562
- 01:00:17,088 --> 01:00:18,491
- We're certainly in a fight.
- 1563
- 01:00:18,492 --> 01:00:22,399
- - Right?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1564
- 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,242
- I love you.
- 1565
- 01:00:23,243 --> 01:00:24,730
- - I love you, too.
- 1566
- 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,766
- - Oh my god, how long has it been
- 1567
- 01:00:26,767 --> 01:00:28,410
- since we've had a date night?
- 1568
- 01:00:28,411 --> 01:00:30,279
- - I don't know, never?
- 1569
- 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,085
- - Also, I can't believe
- that this label dude
- 1570
- 01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:33,161
- is interested in us.
- 1571
- 01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:34,805
- - Hold on, being interested in something
- 1572
- 01:00:34,806 --> 01:00:36,679
- is different than being, you know,
- 1573
- 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,409
- committed to something.
- - I know, it was just,
- 1574
- 01:00:38,410 --> 01:00:39,481
- that's so exciting,
- 1575
- 01:00:39,482 --> 01:00:42,599
- like things are finally happening for us.
- 1576
- 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,600
- - TO US.
- 1577
- 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,121
- - Hey, maybe let's
- celebrate a different way.
- 1578
- 01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:53,362
- I don't know,
- 1579
- 01:00:53,363 --> 01:00:56,489
- I just feel like being
- present for this right now.
- 1580
- 01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,999
- - Yeah, no, I wanna be present, too.
- 1581
- 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,161
- I don't, we don't need...
- 1582
- 01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:02,879
- - Yeah.
- - To smoke to celebrate.
- 1583
- 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,880
- - Okay.
- 1584
- 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,399
- How's your day going?
- 1585
- 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,839
- - You know when you meet
- people, and you're like, oh.
- 1586
- 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,727
- - I have never
- seen you two like this.
- 1587
- 01:02:00,728 --> 01:02:02,799
- - I know.
- 1588
- 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,439
- It's so awesome.
- 1589
- 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,282
- - I'm so happy for you.
- 1590
- 01:02:05,283 --> 01:02:06,599
- - Thank you.
- 1591
- 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,487
- - It's amazing.
- 1592
- 01:02:07,488 --> 01:02:09,959
- - Okay, I think that's everything.
- 1593
- 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,799
- - Oh, babe, could you just
- grab the spoons for dessert?
- 1594
- 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,079
- - What?
- 1595
- 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,879
- - The dessert spoons, honey.
- 1596
- 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,445
- - Right, yeah.
- - For dessert, yeah.
- 1597
- 01:02:20,446 --> 01:02:22,042
- There you go.
- - Okay, right, okay.
- 1598
- 01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:23,246
- - All right, thank you.
- 1599
- 01:02:23,247 --> 01:02:24,399
- All right.
- 1600
- 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,959
- Love you.
- 1601
- 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,679
- - So, what happens when
- they go away like that?
- 1602
- 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,884
- - I'm not sure.
- - Where do they go?
- 1603
- 01:02:29,885 --> 01:02:30,720
- - I don't know,
- 1604
- 01:02:30,721 --> 01:02:32,404
- but sometimes I wish he
- would just stay there longer.
- 1605
- 01:02:32,405 --> 01:02:34,039
- You know, it gives me a break, too.
- 1606
- 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:34,880
- Can you...
- - I feel bad.
- 1607
- 01:02:34,881 --> 01:02:35,720
- Tell me what else to do.
- - No, no, no.
- 1608
- 01:02:35,721 --> 01:02:36,799
- Just go sit down.
- - Are you sure?
- 1609
- 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,642
- - Yes, please.
- - Okay.
- 1610
- 01:02:37,643 --> 01:02:39,404
- - Please, go sit down.
- 1611
- 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,520
- - Yes.
- 1612
- 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,519
- Take those off.
- 1613
- 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,846
- Come inside me.
- 1614
- 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,762
- - What?
- 1615
- 01:03:41,763 --> 01:03:44,199
- - Don't pull out this time.
- 1616
- 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
- I'm ready.
- 1617
- 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:46,842
- I'm ready to try again.
- 1618
- 01:03:46,843 --> 01:03:48,251
- - That's like a bigger,
- 1619
- 01:03:48,252 --> 01:03:50,129
- that's like a bigger...
- 1620
- 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,731
- That's like, um.
- 1621
- 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,205
- - What?
- 1622
- 01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:57,239
- What's wrong?
- 1623
- 01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,439
- - Nothing, it's just, that's like a,
- 1624
- 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,046
- you know, a bigger conversation.
- 1625
- 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,642
- - Okay.
- 1626
- 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:08,529
- I mean, I just thought,
- 1627
- 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,244
- what are we...
- - Yeah, I know, it's just...
- 1628
- 01:04:11,245 --> 01:04:13,759
- - What are we waiting for at this point?
- 1629
- 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,759
- - You're the one that didn't wanna.
- 1630
- 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,966
- - I know, but that's what I'm saying.
- 1631
- 01:04:15,967 --> 01:04:19,839
- I'm saying that now I feel ready, finally.
- 1632
- 01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:24,004
- And, you know, I feel happy
- for the first time in so long.
- 1633
- 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,119
- You feel happy.
- 1634
- 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,119
- Look what's happening for us.
- 1635
- 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,084
- Like, we could get a record deal.
- 1636
- 01:04:30,085 --> 01:04:31,366
- You know?
- 1637
- 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:35,160
- It's awesome.
- 1638
- 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,800
- What?
- 1639
- 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,879
- - We're not
- getting a record deal.
- 1640
- 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,689
- - You don't know that.
- 1641
- 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,839
- - Oh shit.
- 1642
- 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,840
- - What?
- 1643
- 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,359
- - What do you mean, what?
- 1644
- 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,360
- I knew it.
- 1645
- 01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,519
- I knew exactly how this was gonna go.
- 1646
- 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,360
- Because I know the way
- 1647
- 01:05:10,361 --> 01:05:11,599
- that you looked at everything.
- - Jesus, Ben.
- 1648
- 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,326
- What is wrong with the way
- that I looked at everything?
- 1649
- 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:15,922
- - Like it's some fuckin' life raft.
- 1650
- 01:05:15,923 --> 01:05:19,204
- - Well, what we're doing
- is finally making us happy.
- 1651
- 01:05:19,205 --> 01:05:21,521
- - I've been happy.
- - Oh please, Ben.
- 1652
- 01:05:21,522 --> 01:05:23,325
- - You've been in some dark depression.
- 1653
- 01:05:23,326 --> 01:05:24,924
- - You've always been happy?
- 1654
- 01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:26,888
- Give me a fucking break.
- 1655
- 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,879
- You were so checked out for so long.
- 1656
- 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,689
- You are like, you lie.
- 1657
- 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,839
- Fucking, is that happy?
- 1658
- 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,922
- - You think you're like
- a piece of fuckin' cake?
- 1659
- 01:05:39,923 --> 01:05:41,285
- - I don't wanna do this.
- 1660
- 01:05:41,286 --> 01:05:44,279
- - Do you know what it's been like since,
- 1661
- 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:48,410
- I mean, since we lost the
- baby, you've been a mess.
- 1662
- 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,164
- And I just keep putting up
- with it because, I don't know,
- 1663
- 01:05:53,165 --> 01:05:55,731
- I hope one day the old you will come back.
- 1664
- 01:05:55,732 --> 01:05:57,165
- - The old me, Ben?
- 1665
- 01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,731
- The old me was young and naive.
- 1666
- 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:02,961
- - The old you was happy.
- 1667
- 01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:03,999
- - I am happy.
- 1668
- 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,842
- - You're weeping.
- 1669
- 01:06:04,843 --> 01:06:07,639
- - I'm fucking heartbroken.
- 1670
- 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,039
- Am I not allowed to have feelings?
- 1671
- 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,646
- - It's just, it's too, it's crazy.
- 1672
- 01:06:13,647 --> 01:06:14,926
- - What is crazy?
- 1673
- 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,839
- Fuck.
- 1674
- 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,283
- Don't fucking walk away from me
- 1675
- 01:06:19,284 --> 01:06:20,805
- in the middle of a fucking talk.
- 1676
- 01:06:20,806 --> 01:06:22,959
- What is so crazy?
- 1677
- 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,403
- - How do you decide which
- feeling you're gonna go with
- 1678
- 01:06:25,404 --> 01:06:27,439
- when they're so close together,
- 1679
- 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,519
- all these feelings...
- - So fucking
- 1680
- 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:29,519
- passive-aggressive.
- - That it must be
- 1681
- 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,644
- really difficult...
- - You know what, Ben.
- 1682
- 01:06:30,645 --> 01:06:31,560
- - To decide, no, this is...
- - Maybe...
- 1683
- 01:06:31,561 --> 01:06:32,641
- - What I'm feeling right now.
- - I'm having feelings
- 1684
- 01:06:32,642 --> 01:06:37,039
- for the both of us, since
- you don't seem to have any!
- 1685
- 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,371
- Like, where are you?
- 1686
- 01:06:38,372 --> 01:06:41,599
- You haven't cried once
- since our miscarriage.
- 1687
- 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,002
- You haven't fucking felt anything with me.
- 1688
- 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,085
- - I know how to handle my feelings.
- 1689
- 01:06:48,086 --> 01:06:50,559
- - Oh, you mean just bury
- them and let them fester?
- 1690
- 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,839
- - It's called being realistic.
- 1691
- 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:52,840
- - Realistic?
- 1692
- 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,283
- You just live in this
- fuckin' state of denial.
- 1693
- 01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:59,719
- So yeah, okay, maybe
- that's realistic for you.
- 1694
- 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,687
- But to the rest of the world,
- 1695
- 01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:03,246
- it just looks like you're
- constantly refusing to deal.
- 1696
- 01:07:03,247 --> 01:07:05,806
- - No, it looks like there goes a person
- 1697
- 01:07:05,807 --> 01:07:08,724
- who knows how to be appropriate
- with their emotions.
- 1698
- 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,679
- Not what you've become, which is some,
- 1699
- 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,844
- honestly, sad, sniveling,
- whining excuse for a woman.
- 1700
- 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,159
- - What is wrong with you?
- 1701
- 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,160
- - I'm sorry.
- 1702
- 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,482
- It's, this is why I didn't
- wanna tell you tonight.
- 1703
- 01:07:28,483 --> 01:07:30,199
- Because I knew that it would be the end.
- 1704
- 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,087
- - The end of what?
- 1705
- 01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:32,999
- - The end of your freedom.
- 1706
- 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,319
- Because for the last
- I don't know how long,
- 1707
- 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,890
- you've seemed freedomy for the first time
- 1708
- 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,639
- in a long time.
- - I do, I feel that, too.
- 1709
- 01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:40,924
- - That's such bullshit.
- - I feel free.
- 1710
- 01:07:40,925 --> 01:07:42,363
- It's not bullshit.
- - That is bullshit, Anna.
- 1711
- 01:07:42,364 --> 01:07:43,930
- Because you think this
- is about a record deal?
- 1712
- 01:07:43,931 --> 01:07:48,639
- Did you really think we were
- gonna get a record deal?
- 1713
- 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,688
- This is about you and me.
- 1714
- 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,319
- - I know.
- 1715
- 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320
- - Do you?
- 1716
- 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,442
- Because all that I see from here
- 1717
- 01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:03,319
- is someone who has been
- walking a tightrope.
- 1718
- 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:07,879
- And I've never seen a tightrope
- walker more excited to fall.
- 1719
- 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,003
- It makes no sense to me.
- 1720
- 01:08:09,004 --> 01:08:11,199
- - I can feel myself changing, Ben.
- 1721
- 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,531
- - Oh, that is so crazy...
- - I know that
- 1722
- 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,407
- about myself.
- - For you to say.
- 1723
- 01:08:13,408 --> 01:08:15,559
- It's like, you hate change.
- 1724
- 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,560
- Every time someone brings
- up change, you shut down.
- 1725
- 01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:18,402
- - Oh please.
- 1726
- 01:08:18,403 --> 01:08:20,002
- That's classic coming from the guy
- 1727
- 01:08:20,003 --> 01:08:22,443
- who sits in his fucking underwear all day,
- 1728
- 01:08:22,444 --> 01:08:24,919
- just creating corporate
- bullshit for a paycheck.
- 1729
- 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,479
- Like, where's the old you?
- 1730
- 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,359
- Where's the fuckin' old you,
- 1731
- 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:33,119
- who used to make shit
- that meant something?
- 1732
- 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:34,479
- - I am trying.
- 1733
- 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,239
- I am trying.
- - Define trying.
- 1734
- 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,319
- I mean, you can't keep a job
- for more than three months.
- 1735
- 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:41,207
- - People don't get me.
- 1736
- 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,281
- - Oh please, Ben.
- 1737
- 01:08:42,282 --> 01:08:46,319
- This emo teenager shit
- is so fucking tired.
- 1738
- 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,684
- You know what, I think the
- thing is everyone gets you,
- 1739
- 01:08:49,685 --> 01:08:51,682
- and that's the fuckin' problem.
- 1740
- 01:08:51,683 --> 01:08:54,959
- - Anna, you're an Uber driver.
- 1741
- 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:58,760
- You're an Uber driver
- with a failed book deal.
- 1742
- 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,559
- We're fuckin' losers.
- 1743
- 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,961
- I don't know if you think there's
- some kind of magical thing
- 1744
- 01:09:04,962 --> 01:09:07,725
- that's gonna come and change that for you.
- 1745
- 01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:09,599
- But this is it.
- 1746
- 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,170
- This is fuckin' it.
- 1747
- 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,688
- - If we had been able
- 1748
- 01:09:17,689 --> 01:09:20,039
- to have a baby.
- - Don't.
- 1749
- 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,999
- - If we had had that baby.
- 1750
- 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,129
- - Not having that baby was a blessing.
- 1751
- 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,248
- - How could you say that?
- 1752
- 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,124
- I want you to leave.
- 1753
- 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:38,880
- - Fuck.
- 1754
- 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,280
- - And don't fuckin' come back.
- 1755
- 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,811
- Dammit.
- 1756
- 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,320
- - Hey Dave.
- 1757
- 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,607
- - Hey.
- 1758
- 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:42,281
- - Do you think I could
- spend the night here?
- 1759
- 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,762
- - Yeah, yeah, come on in.
- 1760
- 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,760
- - Thanks.
- 1761
- 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,162
- - Good morning, Benjamin.
- 1762
- 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,209
- - Good morning, Dave.
- 1763
- 01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:19,479
- Good morning.
- 1764
- 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,367
- - Hello.
- 1765
- 01:11:20,368 --> 01:11:21,639
- - Hi.
- 1766
- 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,399
- - This is called snuggle therapy.
- 1767
- 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,959
- The human touch is very healing.
- 1768
- 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,405
- - Well, thank you.
- 1769
- 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,963
- - I used to practice
- snuggling with my parents
- 1770
- 01:11:33,964 --> 01:11:35,722
- in the aftermath of their divorce.
- 1771
- 01:11:35,723 --> 01:11:39,247
- Now, the patient's instinct
- is to fight the snuggle.
- 1772
- 01:11:39,248 --> 01:11:44,159
- And I assure you, Benjamin, a
- snuggle ought not be fought.
- 1773
- 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,799
- - Give snuggles a shot.
- 1774
- 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,959
- - I do, my phone is ringing,
- 1775
- 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,644
- so I do have to get it.
- - I'll get it.
- 1776
- 01:11:49,645 --> 01:11:51,599
- - No, it might be Anna.
- 1777
- 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:56,199
- And I have kind of tight
- pockets in these pants.
- 1778
- 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,009
- I'm just gonna get up.
- 1779
- 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,360
- Hi mom.
- 1780
- 01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,407
- - Will you get your ass over here
- 1781
- 01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:05,923
- so I can take care of you, please.
- 1782
- 01:12:05,924 --> 01:12:07,206
- - Okay, all right.
- 1783
- 01:12:07,207 --> 01:12:09,009
- I'll be over in a bit.
- 1784
- 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,879
- - Mother love is the deepest
- love of all, isn't it?
- 1785
- 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,880
- - Yeah.
- 1786
- 01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:26,526
- - I know I'm not perfect.
- 1787
- 01:14:26,527 --> 01:14:30,719
- But it's like, she's
- just moody, demanding.
- 1788
- 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,007
- Obsessive and hypercritical.
- 1789
- 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,719
- - That sounds about right.
- 1790
- 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,371
- ' Yeah.
- 1791
- 01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,529
- About a year ago, we had a miscarriage.
- 1792
- 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,479
- - What?
- 1793
- 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,799
- Oh honey, I'm so sorry.
- 1794
- 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,406
- - And I don't know, I feel like it's just,
- 1795
- 01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:53,290
- maybe we're just too broken to fix.
- 1796
- 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:59,525
- - You know I had two miscarriages
- before you were born?
- 1797
- 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:01,681
- - No, I did not know that.
- 1798
- 01:15:01,682 --> 01:15:03,648
- - Yeah, it was horrible.
- 1799
- 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,839
- Really bad.
- 1800
- 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,207
- I mean, I thought I was never
- gonna be able to have kids.
- 1801
- 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:09,799
- And.
- 1802
- 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,881
- And then, of course, you know,
- 1803
- 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:15,359
- the second your dad and I
- stopped trying, we had you.
- 1804
- 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,559
- - Well, how did you guys get through it?
- 1805
- 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,402
- - We fought.
- 1806
- 01:15:18,403 --> 01:15:20,399
- We fought like crazy, like cats and dogs.
- 1807
- 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,322
- For years.
- 1808
- 01:15:21,323 --> 01:15:22,879
- Couples fight, what can I tell you?
- 1809
- 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,370
- You guys have been together for so long,
- 1810
- 01:15:24,371 --> 01:15:25,686
- it's almost impossible not to.
- 1811
- 01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:27,489
- - No, we really fight.
- - Yeah.
- 1812
- 01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,289
- - And about dumb shit.
- 1813
- 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:31,682
- It's exhausting.
- 1814
- 01:15:31,683 --> 01:15:32,920
- - Yeah, I know.
- 1815
- 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,359
- You know what?
- 1816
- 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:38,250
- Let me give you a little
- bit of advice about women.
- 1817
- 01:15:38,251 --> 01:15:39,879
- All right?
- 1818
- 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,690
- And I know what I'm talking about.
- 1819
- 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,719
- Okay, so, hormonally,
- 1820
- 01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,243
- we are just completely
- different creatures.
- 1821
- 01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:50,806
- We might as well be
- completely different species.
- 1822
- 01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:53,451
- You see us as overly
- emotional, and that's true.
- 1823
- 01:15:53,452 --> 01:15:57,570
- We're constantly juggling a
- lot of feeling and anxieties.
- 1824
- 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,999
- We have difficulty separating
- ourselves from our problems.
- 1825
- 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,842
- Do you understand?
- 1826
- 01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:07,889
- Like we're constantly looking
- for the connective tissue
- 1827
- 01:16:07,890 --> 01:16:10,839
- to find a solution, we obsess.
- 1828
- 01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,599
- We search for emotional cues
- 1829
- 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:20,239
- so that we could figure out the
- meaning behind the unspoken.
- 1830
- 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,288
- It's not pretty in there.
- 1831
- 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,199
- Problem is, we expect you to be the same.
- 1832
- 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:33,319
- Now, you, you could take
- pleasure in simple things, right?
- 1833
- 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,639
- A basketball game, a video game.
- 1834
- 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,559
- Really, games of any kind.
- 1835
- 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,527
- - That's true.
- 1836
- 01:16:38,528 --> 01:16:43,159
- - And this ability to have
- these simple pleasures,
- 1837
- 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,527
- it allows you to
- compartmentalize your feelings
- 1838
- 01:16:45,528 --> 01:16:47,279
- in a very different way.
- 1839
- 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:50,759
- You could do what women
- only dream of doing.
- 1840
- 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:53,319
- You could shut your mind off.
- 1841
- 01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:54,651
- And when your minds are turned off,
- 1842
- 01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,003
- you forget to do things, right?
- 1843
- 01:16:56,004 --> 01:16:57,725
- You forget to do the dishes.
- 1844
- 01:16:57,726 --> 01:17:00,525
- You forget to answer a
- question when we ask it.
- 1845
- 01:17:00,526 --> 01:17:02,519
- - Anna calls it the 30 second delay.
- 1846
- 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,362
- - Uh-huh.
- 1847
- 01:17:03,363 --> 01:17:05,681
- And then we come at you
- harder and stronger,
- 1848
- 01:17:05,682 --> 01:17:07,967
- 'cause we want your respect and attention.
- 1849
- 01:17:07,968 --> 01:17:11,559
- 'Cause we don't understand
- your need to shut down,
- 1850
- 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,005
- your need to daydream.
- 1851
- 01:17:13,006 --> 01:17:15,119
- To us, it's lazy and selfish.
- 1852
- 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,685
- - And that makes us so angry.
- 1853
- 01:17:16,686 --> 01:17:18,762
- - Mm-hmm, I know, that's the aggression.
- 1854
- 01:17:18,763 --> 01:17:20,399
- That's the testosterone.
- 1855
- 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,561
- And then we get hurt.
- 1856
- 01:17:21,562 --> 01:17:22,886
- That's the estrogen.
- 1857
- 01:17:22,887 --> 01:17:24,928
- - And then we get
- divorced, and that's life.
- 1858
- 01:17:24,929 --> 01:17:27,279
- - Not necessarily, Benny.
- 1859
- 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,247
- You know, these are all things
- 1860
- 01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,924
- that I really wish I understood better
- 1861
- 01:17:29,925 --> 01:17:32,399
- before your father died.
- 1862
- 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:35,879
- Couples experience loss all the time
- 1863
- 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,919
- in all different ways.
- 1864
- 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,559
- It's how you understand that loss,
- 1865
- 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:43,323
- how you navigate it
- that makes a difference.
- 1866
- 01:17:43,324 --> 01:17:45,125
- - This feels a little reductive.
- 1867
- 01:17:45,126 --> 01:17:47,361
- - Yeah, I'm making
- generalizations, obviously.
- 1868
- 01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:50,639
- But I'm basing them on
- my marriage, my clients,
- 1869
- 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,959
- my friends' marriage, yours, it seems.
- 1870
- 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,642
- I can't speak for the gays.
- 1871
- 01:17:55,643 --> 01:17:56,843
- - Or the trans community.
- 1872
- 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:59,486
- - No, I'd only be basing
- that on that show on Amazon.
- 1873
- 01:17:59,487 --> 01:18:00,639
- - So good.
- - Yeah.
- 1874
- 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:01,482
- - It's so good.
- 1875
- 01:18:01,483 --> 01:18:03,839
- - But I will say this.
- 1876
- 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:04,963
- Even though you think of us
- 1877
- 01:18:04,964 --> 01:18:06,928
- as constantly talking about our feelings,
- 1878
- 01:18:06,929 --> 01:18:09,159
- we're holding so much in.
- 1879
- 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,679
- Our minds never stop.
- 1880
- 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,639
- Always analyzing, worrying.
- 1881
- 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:16,919
- I think if women could get more physical,
- 1882
- 01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,287
- and access our rage that way,
- 1883
- 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,170
- a lot would change.
- 1884
- 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:38,239
- ♫ I'm a cannonball
- 1885
- 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,719
- ♫ I'm a grenade unreversible
- 1886
- 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,719
- ♫ Burnin' through my head now
- 1887
- 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,519
- ♫ Gotta get it out somehow
- 1888
- 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,879
- ♫ Get it out
- 1889
- 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,479
- ♫ Hey hey hey
- 1890
- 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,801
- ♫ Get it out
- 1891
- 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,239
- ♫ Yeah, I feel all right
- 1892
- 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,399
- ♫ I'm gonna do anything I like
- 1893
- 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,559
- ♫ Burnin' through my head now
- 1894
- 01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,962
- ♫ Get it out, get it out
- 1895
- 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,930
- ♫ Three, two, one
- 1896
- 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:16,970
- ♫ One, two, three
- 1897
- 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,360
- - Anna.
- 1898
- 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:42,880
- Anna.
- 1899
- 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:45,520
- Anna.
- 1900
- 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,479
- - Hi.
- 1901
- 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,686
- My name's Anna.
- 1902
- 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,527
- This is a work in progress.
- 1903
- 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,639
- Sorry.
- 1904
- 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:43,640
- Okay.
- 1905
- 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,719
- ♫ We talk about it all but constant
- 1906
- 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:10,199
- ♫ The wolf and the wolf's meal
- 1907
- 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,999
- ♫ A girl, she grows up with no options
- 1908
- 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,639
- ♫ But to trust how her gut feels
- 1909
- 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,719
- ♫ When mothers warn, we should be careful
- 1910
- 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:25,159
- ♫ We walk with our thighs pressed
- 1911
- 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:29,119
- ♫ Our bodies learned to be fearful
- 1912
- 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:33,011
- ♫ Every touch a dangerous test
- 1913
- 01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:51,439
- ♫ A boy, he learns he must be stoic
- 1914
- 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:55,039
- ♫ To earn his badge of pride
- 1915
- 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:58,439
- ♫ To show his pain is not heroic
- 1916
- 01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:02,359
- ♫ So he keeps it bottled up inside
- 1917
- 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:06,079
- ♫ The pressure's much too much to handle
- 1918
- 01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,719
- ♫ The struggle to provide
- 1919
- 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:13,519
- ♫ But history will not dismantle
- 1920
- 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,684
- ♫ The rules by which you must abide
- 1921
- 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,639
- ♫ Growing up is all about
- 1922
- 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:39,239
- ♫ Learning how to live without
- 1923
- 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:42,839
- ♫ The baggage of our lesser years
- 1924
- 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:46,559
- ♫ Packed tight with
- hurt and rage and tears
- 1925
- 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,959
- ♫ You and I, let's trace a map
- 1926
- 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:53,559
- ♫ Where we can bridge this gender gap
- 1927
- 01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,039
- ♫ The destination's very near
- 1928
- 01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:00,319
- ♫ We'll spend one night
- in the town of fear
- 1929
- 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:04,239
- ♫ Then drive past guilt, regret, and shame
- 1930
- 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,959
- ♫ To a town whose only precious name
- 1931
- 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,959
- ♫ Is a rustling in the trees
- 1932
- 01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:14,959
- ♫ Under which we'll light a fire
- 1933
- 01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:18,759
- ♫ And listen to the wind
- 1934
- 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,159
- ♫ Whisper
- 1935
- 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,648
- ♫ Desire
- 1936
- 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,320
- - HEY-
- 1937
- 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:46,960
- - Hi.
- 1938
- 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:06,608
- - It's a work in progress.
- 1939
- 01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:09,960
- - I know.
- 1940
- 01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:16,691
- - I'm sorry, Anna.
- 1941
- 01:27:16,692 --> 01:27:18,091
- - I'm sorry, too.
- 1942
- 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,000
- I love you.
- 1943
- 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,479
- - I love you, too.
- 1944
- 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,160
- - Okay.
- 1945
- 01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:43,362
- - Writing session.
- - Yeah.
- 1946
- 01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:47,046
- - How do you write
- 1947
- 01:27:47,047 --> 01:27:48,881
- a love song that's not like...
- - I have no idea...
- 1948
- 01:27:48,882 --> 01:27:50,006
- - The corniest.
- - How you do that.
- 1949
- 01:27:50,007 --> 01:27:52,239
- You know.
- 1950
- 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:55,079
- - It just feels so overdone.
- 1951
- 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:58,129
- - Yeah, I have so much
- respect now for Babyface.
- 1952
- 01:27:58,130 --> 01:27:59,679
- - I know.
- - You know.
- 1953
- 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:02,925
- - I mean, I had a lot of respect
- 1954
- 01:28:02,926 --> 01:28:03,726
- for him before.
- - No, no,
- 1955
- 01:28:03,727 --> 01:28:04,560
- he's a great musician.
- - Yeah.
- 1956
- 01:28:04,561 --> 01:28:05,607
- Yeah.
- - I'm just saying, I have
- 1957
- 01:28:05,608 --> 01:28:09,764
- a whole new level of respect.
- - A whole new love, I know.
- 1958
- 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,248
- - I mean, the real question is...
- 1959
- 01:28:13,249 --> 01:28:14,526
- - What does love
- 1960
- 01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:18,160
- mean to you?
- 1961
- 01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:51,039
- ♫ There was a time
- 1962
- 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:54,759
- ♫ I couldn't bear to be bare
- 1963
- 01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,999
- ♫ I was swallowed up
- 1964
- 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,999
- ♫ By the unfair
- 1965
- 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,239
- ♫ But you came along
- 1966
- 01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:07,759
- ♫ My truth serum
- 1967
- 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,599
- ♫ To repair
- 1968
- 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:13,239
- ♫ So we could repair
- 1969
- 01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:17,325
- ♫ Love is more than a switch
- that needs to be flipped
- 1970
- 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:21,559
- ♫ Yeah, love is a drip
- 1971
- 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,799
- ♫ One, two, three, four
- 1972
- 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:33,519
- ♫ It's a concrete mission
- 1973
- 01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:37,039
- ♫ That certified friction
- 1974
- 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:40,559
- ♫ It takes precision
- 1975
- 01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:44,159
- ♫ To avoid collision
- 1976
- 01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:47,519
- ♫ Noble is this
- 1977
- 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:50,999
- ♫ We're mister and missus
- 1978
- 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:54,439
- ♫ We'll never dismiss
- 1979
- 01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:58,159
- ♫ What it takes to make this
- 1980
- 01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:00,049
- ♫ Love
- 1981
- 01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:03,729
- ♫ Song
- 1982
- 01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:07,049
- ♫ Love
- 1983
- 01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,723
- ♫ Song
- 1984
- 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:13,930
- ♫ Love from different
- planets, but it's good
- 1985
- 01:30:13,931 --> 01:30:15,559
- ♫ It's trust no one, but you must trust
- 1986
- 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,244
- ♫ It's bendin' down
- and grittin' your teeth
- 1987
- 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:19,082
- ♫ It's seein' what you think you've seen
- 1988
- 01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,885
- ♫ It's putting out the daily fire
- 1989
- 01:30:20,886 --> 01:30:22,722
- ♫ It's facing all the welcome desires
- 1990
- 01:30:22,723 --> 01:30:24,479
- ♫ It's never shuttin' the bathroom door
- 1991
- 01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:26,084
- ♫ Laughing inside, even when you're bored
- 1992
- 01:30:26,085 --> 01:30:27,799
- ♫ It's finding new from the every day
- 1993
- 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:28,881
- ♫ It's fuckin' your brains out
- 1994
- 01:30:28,882 --> 01:30:33,010
- ♫ Every which way
- - One, two, three.
- 1995
- 01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:36,719
- ♫ Love is a fight, fight
- 1996
- 01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:38,319
- ♫ A fight with you
- 1997
- 01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:41,119
- ♫ And that's the only love I know
- 1998
- 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,487
- ♫ To be true
- 1999
- 01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:47,121
- ♫ I love you
- 2000
- 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,679
- ♫ You and I
- 2001
- 01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:09,570
- HI, I, I, I, I, I
- 2002
- 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,719
- ♫ We can fight
- 2003
- 01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:20,850
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
- 2004
- 01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:28,519
- ♫ Try we might to find the light
- 2005
- 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:31,091
- ♫ Try we might
- 2006
- 01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:46,079
- ♫ You and I
- 2007
- 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:49,209
- ♫ I, I, I, I, I, I, I
- 2008
- 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:56,119
- ♫ Get low, get high
- 2009
- 01:31:56,120 --> 01:32:00,011
- ♫ High, high, high, high, high
- 2010
- 01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:05,399
- ♫ But by the by
- 2011
- 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,879
- ♫ Side by side
- 2012
- 01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:10,531
- ♫ Still we find
- 2013
- 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,599
- ♫ We find the fight
- 2014
- 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,763
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight,
- fight, fight, fight, fight
- 2015
- 01:32:16,764 --> 01:32:18,279
- ♫ We find the fight
- 2016
- 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,719
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
- 2017
- 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:23,399
- ♫ We find the fight
- 2018
- 01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,799
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
- 2019
- 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,719
- ♫ We find the fight
- 2020
- 01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:31,919
- ♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
- 2021
- 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,759
- ♫ We find the fight
- 2022
- 01:32:46,850 --> 01:32:49,850
- OCR by Shovon Khan
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