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Minty Tails

Dec 2nd, 2014
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  1. >It was what you would call a normal day for yourself.
  2. >Normal enough to say, at least.
  3. >Then again, nothing that interesting usually happens when working as an auto mechanic.
  4. >It was January 22, 2015, and one of the most bitter winters ever had decided to wreck havoc on the small town where you worked.
  5. >You lived in a small cabin on the edge of the forest not too far from the town, though.
  6. >The radio station flickered in and out as you lumbered down the old snowy road.
  7. >Large, thick flakes of snow were plastering themselves against the windshield of your old Ford as you trundled onwards.
  8. >The old truck didn't have heat, and quite frankly you were surprised it had come with a radio, and one that worked, no less.
  9. >The lack of heat was quite bad, so you had bought a small electric converter for the battery, and you were able to set an electric heater on the dash, and a warmed blanket in your seat.
  10. >you thought of home, and your squashy sofa by the fire, and of rest.
  11. >Sweet, sweet rest.
  12. >Another reason you dearly wished to get home was your project.
  13. >You'd been working on a 3D model of a part in AutoCAD for your truck (a side mirror strut) as yours was essentially snapped clean off.
  14. >and you didn't want to duct tape a hand mirror to your door redneck-style as you'd seen done before.
  15. >You were a civilized mechanic.
  16. >There were many instances of shifty repairs you'd seen on 4chan, one of which was a replacement of the main intake manifold on a 1969 Dodge Charger with a Pringles can.
  17. >Another was the steering wheel being replaced with a toilet seat, or a shifter replaced with a dildo.
  18. >You chuckled to yourself, and thought eagerly of your warm home.
  19. >That's when you saw it.
  20. >Something that looked too artificially green to be a plant, in the ditch.
  21. >In the dead of winter.
  22. >Well it can't be a plant, this is strange.
  23. >It was an unusual green, almost minty.
  24. >A color that doesn't appear in nature.
  25. >You pull over in front of it, about 20 feet away.
  26. >With just a corner of the headlight shining on it, there's no way to make out what it is.
  27. >It's dark, and you're hesitant about getting out of your truck in the middle of a forest, but screw it.
  28. >You step out onto the side of the road, and immediately the icy knife of winter cuts through you, making you regret your choice of a thinner coat that morning.
  29. >Pushing yourself against the unrelenting wind, you trudge toward the minty green thing in the ditch.
  30. >Then, logic takes over.
  31. >As you walk, you begin to think.
  32. >'Why am I so unnaturally interested in a green thing on the side of the road?'
  33. >'Why did I even think twice about seeing something GREEN in a FOREST?'
  34. >'Well, it is winter,'
  35. >'Shut up.'
  36. >There it was.
  37. >You nearly yelled aloud at the sight in the ditch, and you slipped in the slushy dirt and fell back onto the hard-packed snowy road.
  38. >It was.. Lyra.
  39. >But that was impossible-?
  40. >As soon as you took another look, and your brain verified that you indeed were looking at the real Lyra, a thousand questions exploded in your mind.
  41. >But reality bobbed to the surface, as well as the memory of your survival training.
  42. >She could die in this cold.
  43. >You quickly make your way to her, and observe her state.
  44. >She was unconscious, but you weren't sure how she'd gotten to be so.
  45. >She's breathing, but her heart is slow.
  46. >Not good.
  47. >At this point, the best turnout would be mild frostbite.
  48. >Any longer in this cold, and it would turn into full blown hypothermia.
  49. >You hoist her over your shoulders with some effort, and fireman's carry her to your truck.
  50. >It's still running, and fairly warm inside.
  51. >You place her in the fetal position, lying in the passenger seat.
  52. >You turn the electric heater full blast, and wrap her cold body in the electric blanket.
  53. >You buckle the seatbelt, just in case.
  54. >The truck lurches forward, and you're off, towards warm, towards home.
  55. ----------
  56. >The trees fly past, and snow is smattering the windshield as you plummet down the forest path.
  57. >You'd been glancing over to Lyra every so often, evermore nervous about her condition.
  58. >If you didn't know any better, she could've been sleeping.
  59. >You could see the lights of your cabin through the trees, and soon, you were pulling into the garage.
  60. >Tools, parts, and various assortments of garage commodities littered the floor.
  61. >You hurry around the front of the truck, anxious to get her inside.
  62. >You lift her out of the seat, still keeping the warm blanket wrapped around her.
  63. >Her heart rate is now somewhat normal-ish, and her breath is steady.
  64. >She's still quite cold though, and you don't have a fire going yet.
  65. >You turn your kitchen light on with your elbow, and move to the living room to lay Lyra on the couch.
  66. >You switch a lamp on, and then slide the couch a little closer to the fireplace.
  67. >It's already set up, you prepare your fires before you leave for work.
  68. >Thankful for this age-old ritual born of living in a Pennsylvanian arctic forest, you throw a lit match into the kindling and paper below the dry logs.
  69. >You sit down on the couch near Lyra's head, and stare into the growing fire.
  70. >Soon, the flames are reaching upward, and heat begins to radiate around the room.
  71. >You simply sit, waiting for something to happen, while thoughts and ideas of your current situation turn themselves over in your mind.
  72. >This was a very odd happening.
  73. >That was the only phrase you could formulate at the moment, the rest of your brain was focused on deciding if this was real or not.
  74. >Surely this was just some kind of dream?
  75. >You look down at your arm.
  76. >Yep, that's definitely an arm.
  77. >You pinch that arm.
  78. >Fucking ouch.
  79. >Yeah, you just felt that.
  80. >You look over to the mint-colored pony on the couch next to you.
  81. >This is some trippy shit.
  82. >You reach a hand out and place it on her plush back.
  83. >Yep, that's definitely there.
  84. >You move your hand up, and run your fingers through her slightly lighter minty mane.
  85. >It's airy, and soft.
  86. >Her cutie mark, the lyre harp, stood out, white and gold against her minty green hindquarters.
  87. >You knew her her eyes were the same glossy white-gold, and a pang of worry struck you as you realised she hadn't woken up yet.
  88. >You look her over again.
  89. >Her breathing was normal, as was her heartbeat.
  90. >Maybe she was in a coma?
  91. >Ohgodpleaseno.jpg
  92. >But then, you saw, that she was not, in fact, in a coma.
  93. >Her eyes were moving under their lids, she was dreaming.
  94. >The relief was nice, but it was immediately extinguished by the thought that if she was in fact dreaming, asleep, she could be woken at any time.
  95. >And what would happen when she did?
  96. >There was no way to be sure.
  97. >God, I need a stiff drink.
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