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[DISTANT SIREN WAILING]
[SNORING]

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[ALARM BEEPING]

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[ALARM STOPS]
[SIGHS]

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[SNORING]

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[SUBWAY TRAIN WHIRRING]

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[PANTING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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Hold it! Hold it!

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Okay, hold it, please!

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[SIGHS]

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And good morning to you.

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♪ Enjoy the show♪
MAN: Yeah, thanks.

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♪ Enjoy the show ♪

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♪ Enjoy the show ♪
[CHUCKLES] WOMAN: Thank you.

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I'm not a part of the show.

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Unfortunately for you guys.
WOMAN: Oh.

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Hi. Oh, my God,
it's so good to...

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No, we don't know each other.
[LAUGHS]

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The intermission is just a woman
screaming for ten minutes.

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- WOMAN: Thank you so much.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

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There's no hats allowed
in the theater.

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Okay.

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♪ There are no refunds ♪

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♪ And have the best time ♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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Okay, Brittany, we got to talk.
Oh.

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Come on. Sorry. I just got to take
this very important phone call.

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- [TAPE TEARING]
- Okay, I'll hold.

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Just hold the phone
for one second.

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Okay, I'm all yours,
but first, quick question:

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Why do you keep
calling me Brittany

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when you know my name is Babe?

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I am lost in the city,

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and I can't find my farm.

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- You're late every day.
- That'll do, Shannon.

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Stop.
That'll do.

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Brittany, this is a job.

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I'm just trying
to make you laugh.

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Do you know what that means?

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Everyone else has to pick up
after you and do your stuff.

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I just feel like you don't know the things that
have to happen to take care of your being late.

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Hang on one second. Like the
things that I have to do.

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Sorry, I'm just--
Got to take this.

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Hello?

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Oh, no.

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Everyone I know is dead.

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REPORTER: The New York City Marathon
is getting underway right now.

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REPORTER #2: Live on Staten
Island this morning.

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50,000 people from around
the world are racing today.

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So, what brings you in today?

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Uh, I have a hard time
focusing. Mm.

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You get enough sleep
every night?

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How much is enough?

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Mm, six to eight hours.

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Oh, way more than that.
[CHUCKLES]

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[BRITISH ACCENT]
That's not the problem.

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[BOTH CHUCKLING]

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[NORMAL VOICE]
Uh...

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But I... I had a friend who
was also just very out of it,

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and she was prescribed, um...

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Oh, what is it? Adderall?

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And now she's very alert.

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[CLICKS TONGUE]
You know...

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some people abuse Adderall
for recreational purposes.

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What?
[WHISPERS] Yeah.

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That's crazy.
It's true.

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I'm sorry you have to
deal with that.

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Well, I do.
Yeah.

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All the time.

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Yeah, but she's
a good girl like me.

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Yeah, we met at church,
serving soup to the homeless.

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But, uh, what did...

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This happens all the time.
Wh-What were we saying?

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Do you snore?
Snore?

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Maybe you're not getting
good quality sleep.

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This is not about sleep.

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[BRITISH ACCENT]
We're getting off track.

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Maybe we both need
some Adderall.

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[CHUCKLES, BRITISH ACCENT]
Maybe.

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All right.
[BOTH LAUGH]

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[NORMAL VOICE]
Uh, You're 5-6, 197 pounds.

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Your body mass index is high, and that
can cause a disruptive sleep pattern.

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[NORMAL VOICE]
My wh-wh-what is what?

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A healthy BMI is around 25.

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Yours is 31, 32.

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Uh...
[CHUCKLES]

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Yelp said you were
a great, cheap doctor,

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and I feel like you're sort of
slinging labels at me all of a sudden.

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Just a diagnosis.

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Diagnosing me as what, fat?

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All body types are beautiful.

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That's true.

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And you also want to be healthy.

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Okay. I feel like you totally
missed the point of those Dove ads.

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[SIGHS]

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Brittany, I'm not gonna
give you Adderall,

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but I am glad
that you're seeing a doctor.

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Your resting heart rate
is elevated.

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Your blood pressure's very high,

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especially for a 28-year-old.

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For you, I'm worried about
fatty liver disease.

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Oh, even my liver's fat, huh?

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Let's get you healthy.
Diet, exercise.

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I want you to try losing
between 45 and 55 pounds.

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That's the weight of a Siberian Husky.
[CHUCKLES]

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You want me to pull a medium-sized working
dog off of my body. Is that right?

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Hey, I know it's hard to hear.

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And look, a lot of people
struggle with their weight

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because of thyroid issues
and genetic predispositions,

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and in many cases,
they're heavy but healthy.

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But you left a lot
of your history blank,

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and I can only go off
what you're telling me.

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Would you say that you make
healthy lifestyle choices?

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♪ Don't wipe this smile
Right off my face ♪

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♪ Don't want this fragile heart To break ♪

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♪ Ah, emoji Ah, ah, emoji ♪

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♪ Boy, I think You must be cool ♪

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♪ 'Cause you use
The alien face... ♪

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Alexander, drinks on me
for this side of the room.

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[PATRONS CHEERING]
This girl's fucking awesome!

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MAN: Nobody listen to her.
She doesn't have any money.

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Hey, you're f-- you're fine.
Mm.

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You're fine.
Thank you.

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My girlfriend dumped me.

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Well, your girlfriend's stupid.

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- You want to go to the bathroom?
- Maybe. You're pretty cute.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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You-- You can rest
your knees on these.

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[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji ♪
♪ Ah, emoji, ah, ah... ♪

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We're, like, full-blown adults.

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- I don't wanna.
- Promise me that we'll keep in touch.

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Gretchen, you're gonna hit
25,000 followers.

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- Oh, thanks, girl.
- And, Brittany.

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You'll always be
the funniest person I know.

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Who, me?

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That's right, bitches!
Suck it!

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I'm the funniest person
she knows.

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji ♪
♪ Ah, emoji ♪

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♪ Ah, ah, emoji Ah, emoji ♪

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[MUSIC DISTORTS]
♪ I'd rather stay emoji ♪

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♪ Ah, emoji Ah, ah, emoji ♪

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♪ Ah, emoji, ah, ah ♪

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji ♪

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♪ Don't wipe this smile
Right off my face ♪

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♪ Ah, emoji ♪

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♪ Ah, ah, emoji♪
♪ I'd rather stay emoji ♪

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♪ Don't wipe this smile
Right off my face ♪

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Girls, I got to go to the
bathroom real quick. [CHUCKLES]

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji ♪

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♪ Don't wipe this smile ♪

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♪ Right off my face ♪
[SUBWAY TRAIN RATTLING]

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♪ Just when you think Of me ♪

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[SIGHS]

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Oh, look.
Moneybags Martha.

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With a lecture, no doubt.

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Hey, guys.

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Listen, when you're disrobing,

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try not to leave all your
shit in the hallway.

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That'd be the third time
this month.

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Just saying, change is possible.

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Right? I get going out,
having fun, but...

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got to be respectful of others.

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[SHUDDERS]

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I got to take off my jacket.

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Starting to feel like everyone's
lives are going places

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and mine's sort of stuck.

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What? [SCOFFS]
You've got a job,

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um, a top-notch best friend
and roommate.

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Right?
No, I know. I know.

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Did I tell you about that old,
bald asshole at the school

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who was rude to me and then
asked to see a teacher?

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I was like,
"I am a teacher."

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Like, what the fuck, right?

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Is that stupid of me? To be mad?
No, he's a dick.

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He was such a dick.
Yeah.

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[CHIMES]

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- Should we let it dry?
- Yeah.

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- We'll do the rest tomorrow.
- All right. Night, Gretch.

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Night.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[TAPPING KEYS]

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[BRITISH ACCENT]
Oh, what a beautiful cake.

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You made this for me, did you?
[BRITTANY LAUGHING ON VIDEO]

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- Oh, I love it! Beautiful.
- BRITTANY: Happy birthday!

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[BRITTANY WHOOPING ON VIDEO]

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Make a wish, Dad.

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[BLOWS]
[OTHERS CHEERING, LAUGHING]

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[CHEERING, FESTIVE CHATTER OVER VIDEO]

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[CHUCKLES]
Tere're so many ways

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you can have an extravagant
lifestyle in any space.

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[BRITTANY MURMURS MOCKINGLY]
LIKE US RIGHT NOW!

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Mm!
[GRETCHEN CHUCKLES]

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[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING DOWN STAIRS]

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[SIGHS]

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[DOOR BANGS OPEN IN DISTANCE]

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Fucking Martha.

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Good morning, New York

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and all of my international followers.

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[CHUCKLES] Tere're so many
ways you can have an extrav--

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I see, under
"What are your fitness goals?"

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you just drew a frowny face.

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Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]

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Yeah, uh... I just...

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I need to get
a teeny bit healthier.

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[BRITISH ACCENT]
Doc says I'm a big fat pig. [LAUGHS]

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Well, I mean,
we can help you with that.

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[NORMAL VOICE] Could've at least
faked a compliment, like,

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"No, you don't... you don't
need to come here in the gym."

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Oh, I'm sorry. Um...
I mean, I like your shirt.

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You can go ahead with whatever
you're gonna-- what the spiel is.

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We have a bunch of membership options
to fit all your fitness needs,

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with rates as low
as $129 a month.

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I'm sorry, I thought you
said, um, "as low,"

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and then $129 for a month.

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Yeah, that's a starting rate.

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$129 a month,
and for that you get access

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to everything in the gym
except half of it.

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That's-- So, every person
we've walked by

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has $129 to just give to you?

220
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Is there a sliding scale for
people in debt up to their tits?

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[CHUCKLES]
Uh...

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Okay, you do know that people
can go outside, though,

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and just be outside
and, like, do things?

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Absolutely.

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And that's the same
fitness experience.

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You know, you pay
for our facilities.

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But going for a run outside, that is zero,
and then this one is-- What is it again?

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Okay.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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- Oh!
- Excuse me. Sorry.

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[VEHICLE PASSES]
[HORN HONKS]

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♪ Cold rain ♪

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Mm. Oh, my God.
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

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Sea salt.

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That's what you have.
You have sea salt.

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Perfect.

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[BRITTANY SOBBING IN DISTANCE]

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[SOBBING CONTINUES]

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Hello.

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Hello in there.

241
00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,810
It's Catherine.

242
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,639
Who?

243
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:12,599
I think you call me
Moneybags Martha in 3-S.

244
00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:14,950
I don't have
any of my shit out there.

245
00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:17,648
No, I know. I just want to
know if you're okay, or--

246
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:20,477
Well, I can make some coffee
if you need...

247
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,914
Are you okay?

248
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:25,351
I don't... [SNIFFLES]
Need your pity, so--

249
00:14:25,525 --> 00:14:27,919
Thank you, though.
No pity.

250
00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:29,442
[SCOFFS]
Really?

251
00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:31,444
I Google-stalked you
when I moved in.

252
00:14:31,618 --> 00:14:35,796
A husband, two kids,
a penthouse on 51st and 7th.

253
00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:38,799
You got an Astoria apartment
that you bought 20 years ago

254
00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:41,715
that you just, like,
use as your photography studio.

255
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,543
Zero pity?

256
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,590
It's nice to hear someone
thinks my life is so idyllic.

257
00:14:47,939 --> 00:14:50,550
I'm not trying to flatter you,
you fucking narcissist.

258
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,075
Your life is easier than mine.

259
00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:06,436
I'm broke.

260
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:09,265
I'm fat.

261
00:15:12,485 --> 00:15:14,966
My liver's shutting down
or something.

262
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:20,929
And I applied to rescue a
dog from a kill shelter...

263
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:26,847
[SNIFFLES] And they told me that I couldn't
give the dog the kind of future it deserved.

264
00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:29,285
A kill shelter.

265
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:32,505
I am sure that you have
a lot to offer.

266
00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:35,421
[SNIFFLES, SHUDDERS]

267
00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,818
I'm almost 30,

268
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:45,562
and everyone's
falling in love or...

269
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,739
getting great jobs
or having kids

270
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:52,612
who are fucking adorable
and get 10,000 likes.

271
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,266
Life's hard.

272
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,790
I mean, when I was your age,
I was such a wreck.

273
00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:58,662
Have you ever woken up
on the ground

274
00:15:58,836 --> 00:16:02,231
and realized that the pillow
that you were sleeping on

275
00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,363
was... was a dead rat?

276
00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,148
It's New York City.

277
00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:09,238
I've slept...
Yes, I've slept on a rat.

278
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,240
Well, I've got secrets.

279
00:16:11,414 --> 00:16:15,070
I've got things that I'm not gonna
tell my kids until they're older.

280
00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:16,680
I was in rehab.

281
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:19,509
For alcohol or for, like,
a sprained ankle?

282
00:16:19,683 --> 00:16:21,685
For, like, needle stuff.

283
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:23,034
Wh-- Heroin?

284
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,690
Are you gloating about it?

285
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:29,693
Congratulations. You really scrubbed
that off your Web presence.

286
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,434
Hey, I was 23. I was...

287
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:32,652
Oh, you don't--

288
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,986
...insecure about everything.

289
00:16:34,045 --> 00:16:35,655
It's dirty.

290
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,049
I found what I thought was a
group of real artists, so--

291
00:16:38,223 --> 00:16:41,661
We find validation in very
unhealthy places sometimes.

292
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,881
'Cause life's overwhelming,
and every single day,

293
00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:45,883
I'm just trying
to get through it--

294
00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:47,928
Just minute by minute,
day by day--

295
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:51,019
And try not to get overwhelmed

296
00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:53,978
by giving myself...

297
00:16:55,936 --> 00:16:57,764
little goals.

298
00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:02,073
Please let me be
in my apartment alone.

299
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,554
Okay.

300
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,531
[SIGHS]

301
00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:47,988
One block.

302
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,904
One block.

303
00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:53,342
[EXHALES SHARPLY]

304
00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,871
[PANTING]

305
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,621
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

306
00:18:11,795 --> 00:18:13,449
- BRITTANY: Oh.
- WOMAN: Oh!

307
00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:14,667
- [BOYS CHATTERING]
- Whoa.

308
00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:16,365
Aah! Damn!

309
00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:22,327
Fucking New York.

310
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,775
[GROANING]

311
00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:41,564
[PANTING QUIETLY]

312
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:45,872
[FOOTSTEPS DESCENDING STAIRS]

313
00:18:46,046 --> 00:18:47,265
CATHERINE: Wow.

314
00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,180
Look at you.

315
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,139
That step's broken,
so just be careful.

316
00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:53,576
Oh.
They should put a sign up.

317
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:59,408
Hey, um, listen, I'm part of this
runners' group on Saturdays, and...

318
00:19:00,626 --> 00:19:02,498
You give me judgmental
looks for three years,

319
00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:05,762
and now you want me to join
a running group with you?

320
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,158
I thought we had a thing.

321
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,508
Sorry about the olive branch.

322
00:19:16,729 --> 00:19:18,949
[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]
BRITTANY: Bruno!

323
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,729
- Oh, my God, Demetrius he's gotten so big.
- BRUNO: Hi, Aunt Brittany!

324
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,688
Look at him. He's got a
little Afro and everything.

325
00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,825
Looking like
a civil rights attorney.

326
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,349
Come here.
Hey, go get changed.

327
00:19:27,523 --> 00:19:29,002
I'm taking Bruno
to the bank today.

328
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:31,135
Go upstairs
and get changed, boy.

329
00:19:31,309 --> 00:19:33,611
I'm taking you to the bank just the
same way I took youto the bank

330
00:19:33,616 --> 00:19:35,270
when you opened
your first account.

331
00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:38,273
Bruno and I'll have about the
same balance as of right now.

332
00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:39,704
Brittany,
you're gonna be fine, okay?

333
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,841
Everything's gonna
work out for you.

334
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,255
You were smart and creative even when you
was a kid, and that'll take you places.

335
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,369
Don't worry about it.

336
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:51,286
Hey, man, what happened to you?
You get caught in the rain?

337
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,462
Oh. It's sweat.

338
00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:56,943
I, uh... I ran today.

339
00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:01,774
Why the hell you do that? Was
somebody chasing you or something?

340
00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:03,472
Philadelphia misses you, honey!

341
00:20:03,646 --> 00:20:05,474
Cici, hey.

342
00:20:05,648 --> 00:20:07,432
Oh, you look so good.

343
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,827
I look like I happened to be under
a woman when her water broke.

344
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,829
[CHUCKLES]
I don't get it.

345
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,135
No? Just... Oh.

346
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,702
Eh. Bye.

347
00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:19,270
Your sister is always
moving and shaking

348
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:21,620
and walking around
and doing stuff.

349
00:20:21,794 --> 00:20:24,188
She won't sit down for nothing.

350
00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:26,886
On Saturday, she's spearheading
a Habitat for Humanity.

351
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,845
What are you doing this weekend?

352
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,327
[GROANS]
My legs are so sore.

353
00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:36,809
Would you ever want to go
for a run with me?

354
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:39,203
I just got in my head.

355
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:40,897
I want to find a way
to distract myself

356
00:20:40,944 --> 00:20:43,076
so I can get to the point
where I can run a mile.

357
00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:47,385
If I do too much cardio, I get too
skinny too quickly. Remember?

358
00:20:47,559 --> 00:20:49,213
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

359
00:20:49,387 --> 00:20:51,171
Yeah, don't do that.

360
00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:53,522
Boink.
[CHUCKLES]

361
00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:59,919
Okay, welcome, or welcome back,
to Astoria Runners Group.

362
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,009
- Hoody-Hoo!
- [GROUP WHOOPING, CLAPPING]

363
00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:08,711
I'm Tesla, the organizer.
We're going a light 2 miles today.

364
00:21:08,885 --> 00:21:10,016
Oh, my God.

365
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,453
Springing for nine-minute miles,

366
00:21:11,627 --> 00:21:13,672
so if that's your goal,
keep up with me.

367
00:21:13,846 --> 00:21:15,065
You ready?
Yeah!

368
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,241
On your marks, get set--
GROUP: Hoody-hoo!

369
00:21:17,415 --> 00:21:20,244
[RUNNERS WHOOPING, CLAPPING]

370
00:21:27,556 --> 00:21:30,689
[PANTING]

371
00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:36,869
[PANTING]
Fuck.

372
00:21:39,394 --> 00:21:41,613
[EXHALES]
You can do it.

373
00:21:41,787 --> 00:21:43,223
Yeah, I know.
I'm doing it.

374
00:21:43,398 --> 00:21:46,314
Oh, sorry.
I'm talking to myself.

375
00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:49,969
I can't give up,
or my kid'll judge me.

376
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,930
I hyperventilated after a potato
sack race at his preschool.

377
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:57,194
He was like,
"Papa, are you my mommy?"

378
00:21:57,368 --> 00:22:00,676
And I was like,
"No, I'm your papa."

379
00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:04,506
And he was like,
"Well, why are you so girly?"

380
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,813
So, I taught him about
gender stereotyping.

381
00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:12,557
I went on my first run, and in
six weeks, I'm running a 5K.

382
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,516
Why are you doing that
to yourself?

383
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:15,952
You're gonna lose that thing.

384
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,736
The race?
Yeah.

385
00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:20,652
You don't do it to win it.
You do it to finish it.

386
00:22:22,262 --> 00:22:25,265
You can do it, Seth.
You're a goddamn gazelle.

387
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,876
Adherence is half the battle.

388
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,050
[SETH GROANS]

389
00:22:28,094 --> 00:22:30,923
[PANTING]

390
00:22:31,097 --> 00:22:34,405
Wait.
That was two miles?

391
00:22:34,579 --> 00:22:36,099
I've never done that before
in my life.

392
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,669
Hoody-hoo!

393
00:22:39,062 --> 00:22:41,456
Yeah.
What's your name?

394
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:43,762
I'm Brittany.

395
00:22:43,936 --> 00:22:45,285
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪

396
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:48,288
♪ Hey, it's Brittany ♪

397
00:22:48,463 --> 00:22:51,117
♪ She needs to take A shit-nee ♪

398
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,337
On the harmony.
♪ Best part of running ♪

399
00:22:53,511 --> 00:22:55,208
♪ Is nothing, I hate it ♪

400
00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:57,820
♪ But when I get home, I'm happy I made it ♪

401
00:22:57,994 --> 00:22:59,125
♪ Doom, doom, doom, doom ♪

402
00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:01,476
[PANTING]

403
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,922
- And she'd the same dress on as me.
- Sure, sure, sure.

404
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,795
- Britt!
- Gretch!

405
00:23:16,969 --> 00:23:18,275
Britt, let's blaze.

406
00:23:19,885 --> 00:23:22,714
Fucking New York.

407
00:23:25,891 --> 00:23:28,851
What was it my friend wanted?

408
00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:31,331
Uh...

409
00:23:37,468 --> 00:23:38,774
Oh, that's on backwards.

410
00:23:38,948 --> 00:23:40,776
[LAUGHS]
Come on, it's funny.

411
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:43,082
Okay, I'll fix it.

412
00:23:57,706 --> 00:24:00,273
- [BRITTANY CHUCKLING]
- What? Brittany, on, my God.

413
00:24:00,448 --> 00:24:01,797
Oh, hey, we need shots.

414
00:24:01,971 --> 00:24:04,669
My roommate here literally
lost a hundred pounds.

415
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,628
Well, 22.

416
00:24:06,802 --> 00:24:10,545
Still, that's, like, the
same weight as 11 MacBooks.

417
00:24:10,719 --> 00:24:12,977
[BRITISH ACCENT] I got a dozen
less laptops in me stomach.

418
00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:14,592
[CROWD EXCLAIMING]

419
00:24:14,766 --> 00:24:17,421
MAN: 19-20.

420
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,253
I, uh-- I found this
health calculator online,

421
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:26,038
which is kind of cool,
and I have a goal weight now.

422
00:24:26,212 --> 00:24:28,476
Yeah? What is it, like 120?

423
00:24:29,215 --> 00:24:31,261
Uh, 152.

424
00:24:31,435 --> 00:24:34,830
My blood pressure's down, and I
even signed up for my first 5K.

425
00:24:35,004 --> 00:24:36,527
Shut up.
You're gonna run a marathon?

426
00:24:36,701 --> 00:24:40,749
No, a marathon's 26 miles.
5K's only three.

427
00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:43,142
Oh, my gosh, thank you
for the support, Terrence.

428
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,927
GRETCHEN: Well, cool.

429
00:24:45,101 --> 00:24:47,461
Are you gonna try and run faster
than the other people or...

430
00:24:47,538 --> 00:24:49,279
Oh, it's just about
finishing it.

431
00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:52,456
Oh, you should come out after with
me and my running friend, Seth.

432
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,589
GRETCHEN: Uh, wait.
[CROWD EXCLAIMING]

433
00:24:54,763 --> 00:24:57,243
- Running friend, Seth?
- Yeah.

434
00:24:57,417 --> 00:24:58,680
You never mentioned him before.

435
00:24:58,854 --> 00:25:01,726
Is he a serious runner,
or is he like you?

436
00:25:02,858 --> 00:25:04,468
He's like me, I guess.

437
00:25:04,642 --> 00:25:08,820
Terrence, babe, tell Brittany
you're excited for her.

438
00:25:08,994 --> 00:25:11,388
TERRENCE: Yeah.

439
00:25:11,562 --> 00:25:12,562
MAN: 20-20.

440
00:25:16,262 --> 00:25:19,527
[RUNNERS WHOOPING, MURMURING]

441
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:27,926
RUNNERS: And seven, six,

442
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,233
five, four,

443
00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:33,889
three, two, one.

444
00:25:34,063 --> 00:25:36,892
[AIR HORN BLARES]
[RUNNERS CHEERING]

445
00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:38,981
[BOTH PANTING]

446
00:25:39,155 --> 00:25:40,852
Oh, my God.

447
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:50,166
We're going backwards.
[SETH EXHALES]

448
00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:52,734
Oh, my God.

449
00:25:52,908 --> 00:25:54,605
[RUNNERS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY]

450
00:25:54,779 --> 00:25:58,783
MAN: All right! Good job!
MAN #2: Proud of you guys.

451
00:26:00,742 --> 00:26:02,395
[SETH SIGHS]

452
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:05,050
How's my baby?
Doing okay?

453
00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:06,704
MAN: I'm so tired.

454
00:26:06,878 --> 00:26:08,663
[CHILD BABBLES]

455
00:26:08,837 --> 00:26:11,317
SETH: I know. I'm a rock star.

456
00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:13,450
Um, so we'll just do
a large cheese pizza.

457
00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:14,886
That should be enough, yeah?

458
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,709
Oh, do you want to do
the appetizer trio, too?

459
00:26:16,714 --> 00:26:18,847
We'll do the appetizer trio
as well.

460
00:26:19,021 --> 00:26:20,196
Brittany.

461
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,930
You want to go see Daddy
by the flowers?

462
00:26:22,024 --> 00:26:23,586
Go see daddy by the flowers?
[BRITTANY CHUCKLES]

463
00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:26,115
- Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, my God.

464
00:26:26,289 --> 00:26:27,546
Oh, you're in
our runners' group.

465
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:29,945
Yeah.
Did you run the 5K?

466
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,730
- Hey, that's great.
- You should join us.

467
00:26:32,904 --> 00:26:34,427
Oh, she has kids.
It's a Saturday.

468
00:26:34,602 --> 00:26:36,473
Oh, no, they're at
their dad's this weekend.

469
00:26:36,647 --> 00:26:39,215
Oh, I didn't-- I didn't
know you were divorced.

470
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,087
Soon. That's why I'm
crashing at the studio.

471
00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:43,828
I'm a photographer,

472
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,869
and I've got the apartment
right above Brittany's.

473
00:26:45,874 --> 00:26:47,266
Oh, smell you.

474
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,486
Wait, so you know this
much-talked-about Gretchen.

475
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,054
I thought she was gonna be
at the finish line.

476
00:26:52,228 --> 00:26:53,751
She had a late night.

477
00:26:53,925 --> 00:26:55,448
Oh, I wanted to meet
your best friend.

478
00:26:55,623 --> 00:26:58,060
[CHUCKLES]
It's not the end of the world.

479
00:26:58,234 --> 00:26:59,365
[TAPPING KEYS]

480
00:26:59,539 --> 00:27:01,280
Oof.
[SIGHS]

481
00:27:02,281 --> 00:27:04,675
Jesus Christ, is that me?

482
00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,023
- [DOOR OPENS]
- GRETCHEN: Brittany.

483
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:11,769
Oh, my God,
Terrence is in Boston.

484
00:27:11,943 --> 00:27:13,902
- Let's go out.
- Oh, I-I can't.

485
00:27:14,076 --> 00:27:15,686
I got a runners' group
in the morn.

486
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:17,253
Come on.

487
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:22,606
Hey, don't you deserve
a little bit of fun?

488
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,956
[SINGSONGY]
Just a little addy.

489
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:27,219
[DANCE MUSIC PULSING]

490
00:27:29,134 --> 00:27:30,701
[RETCHING]

491
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:32,616
[SPITS]

492
00:27:35,663 --> 00:27:37,360
[SPITS]

493
00:27:39,188 --> 00:27:41,277
[GROANS]

494
00:27:47,892 --> 00:27:49,720
[EXHALES]

495
00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,638
I wanted to go to your thing
this morning,

496
00:27:54,812 --> 00:27:58,424
but there was an Ace of Base cover
band at Vintage last night,

497
00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:00,862
and they didn't go on
until, like, 2:00 a.m.

498
00:28:01,036 --> 00:28:03,125
It's fine. You don't
need to come to those.

499
00:28:03,299 --> 00:28:04,909
"Those"?

500
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,738
You are so cute
with this whole running thing.

501
00:28:07,912 --> 00:28:10,654
- I'm a runner now.
- Me, too.

502
00:28:10,828 --> 00:28:12,917
I mean, we've all got legs.

503
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,832
We're all in a hurry sometimes.

504
00:28:15,006 --> 00:28:18,270
We're all runners when we
need to be, right? [CHUCKLES]

505
00:28:18,444 --> 00:28:20,185
SETH: A marathon?

506
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,797
We don't have to win it.
We just have to finish it.

507
00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:24,233
The New York City Marathon?

508
00:28:24,407 --> 00:28:26,104
I think that is
such a good idea.

509
00:28:26,278 --> 00:28:28,063
Catherine, you're 40
times faster than us.

510
00:28:28,237 --> 00:28:31,066
- Why are you running back here?
- I like talking to you guys.

511
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,851
They're very, very intense at the front.
Not a lot of chitchat.

512
00:28:34,025 --> 00:28:37,265
I don't want you to feel bad for us or
something, and that's why you're back here.

513
00:28:37,376 --> 00:28:40,553
No, I don't. You know, I trained for
the marathon about four years ago.

514
00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:42,730
But I had to quit
because I got pregnant.

515
00:28:42,904 --> 00:28:45,464
And my ex-husband's really dragging
me through the mud right now,

516
00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:47,473
so I'd really love
to do this with you guys.

517
00:28:47,647 --> 00:28:49,345
Mm-hmm. You girls have fun.
Come on.

518
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,239
Don't you want to
accomplish something epic?

519
00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:54,002
Or be taken seriously and
change how people look at you?

520
00:28:54,176 --> 00:28:58,180
I don't need to pee myself on a
26.2-mile race to feel proud.

521
00:28:58,354 --> 00:29:00,617
Literally no one knows
what you're talking about.

522
00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:03,576
People get so tired, they
piss themselves during it.

523
00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:05,230
No, they don't.
[LAUGHING]

524
00:29:05,404 --> 00:29:07,145
Yes. Yes.
That's disgusting.

525
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:10,496
When my cousin ran it,
she shat her pants,

526
00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:13,151
came back to her apartment
for the party we threw for her,

527
00:29:13,325 --> 00:29:16,111
and had to kick everyone out
so she could clean herself.

528
00:29:16,285 --> 00:29:20,376
I have a child, hopes for another.
It's all I need in life.

529
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,031
Tons of people
don't shit themselves.

530
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:25,424
You ever think of that?
Okay, listen.

531
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:26,817
Marathon's next November.

532
00:29:26,991 --> 00:29:28,688
That gives us
less than a year to train.

533
00:29:28,863 --> 00:29:30,429
Brittany and I
will run the marathon.

534
00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:32,123
Seth, you stay home,
you eat ice cream,

535
00:29:32,257 --> 00:29:33,857
and you just look
at pictures on Facebook

536
00:29:33,868 --> 00:29:35,913
of the two of us at the finish line.
How's that?

537
00:29:36,087 --> 00:29:39,351
While your husband and son pick out
mountain bikes after his football practice.

538
00:29:40,352 --> 00:29:41,963
You bitch.
[CATHERINE, BRITTANY LAUGH]

539
00:29:42,659 --> 00:29:45,705
[GROANING]
Fine.

540
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,360
We'll never actually do it,
but fine.

541
00:29:48,534 --> 00:29:50,493
- Yes!
- [WHOOPS]

542
00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,627
CATHERINE: You know, a lot of people
fail at this,

543
00:29:52,669 --> 00:29:54,802
but, guys,
I have faith in this group.

544
00:29:54,976 --> 00:29:57,935
[SIREN WAILING] SETH: Hmm.
That's a bad oman.

545
00:29:58,109 --> 00:30:01,199
Okay, so I'm guaranteed a slot because
I joined a marathon group a while ago,

546
00:30:01,373 --> 00:30:04,594
but for you two to get a slot,
you have to join the lottery.

547
00:30:04,768 --> 00:30:06,944
Oh, I love lotteries.

548
00:30:07,118 --> 00:30:08,245
Yeah, but if you don't win, then you
got to raise money for a charity,

549
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,382
and then they get you a slot.

550
00:30:10,556 --> 00:30:12,945
And we should probably join a gym
so we can do some cross-training.

551
00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,082
Whoa, wait, excuse me.

552
00:30:14,256 --> 00:30:16,127
What?
Uh, Ka-Ching. [CHUCKLES]

553
00:30:16,301 --> 00:30:18,777
'Cause all that costs a lot of money.
Can we do it on a shoestring?

554
00:30:18,782 --> 00:30:20,436
Well, even the lottery
costs money.

555
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:23,787
I'm fine with skipping all this,
if it's too much for you.

556
00:30:42,806 --> 00:30:45,200
[SUBWAY TRAIN SQUEALING]
Hold it!

557
00:30:45,374 --> 00:30:47,419
[PANTING]

558
00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:56,385
Okay.
Debbie's down for her nap.

559
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:58,822
Oh, "Debbie Does Napping."

560
00:30:58,996 --> 00:31:00,911
It's a reference.

561
00:31:01,085 --> 00:31:03,218
It's fine. Um...
Oh.

562
00:31:03,392 --> 00:31:05,992
I'm so happy we could sit down and
talk about this nanny position.

563
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:07,265
Yeah.
I'm psyched.

564
00:31:07,439 --> 00:31:08,876
Uh, so this would be the room.

565
00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:10,529
Oh, this is the room?
Yeah.

566
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,184
And this would be your bed.

567
00:31:13,358 --> 00:31:16,231
Oh. Look at that surprise.

568
00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:18,929
Your résumé
is really impressive.

569
00:31:19,103 --> 00:31:21,584
Yeah, people rag on Cornell,
but it's still an Ivy, right?

570
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:23,629
- You majored in education.
- Anyway--

571
00:31:23,803 --> 00:31:25,544
And you babysat for the Bidens.

572
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,765
Uh, listen, I love kids
and thinking of fun projects,

573
00:31:28,939 --> 00:31:31,420
and I actually kind of flourish
in chaotic atmospheres,

574
00:31:31,594 --> 00:31:33,291
So this is, like...
[CLICKS TONGUE]

575
00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:35,859
I just-- I have a couple
little questions.

576
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:37,165
Oh, yeah. Shoot.

577
00:31:37,339 --> 00:31:39,776
I would love you
to walk me through...

578
00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:44,476
uh, the age-appropriate CPR
for this doll.

579
00:31:50,047 --> 00:31:53,094
Okay. Let's do that now.

580
00:31:54,225 --> 00:31:57,098
The first step
is to obviously...

581
00:31:57,272 --> 00:32:00,057
check to see if the child
is breathing.

582
00:32:00,231 --> 00:32:02,930
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. So...

583
00:32:05,671 --> 00:32:06,977
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

584
00:32:07,151 --> 00:32:09,719
Ooh, I'm sorry,
this child is dead.

585
00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:12,983
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I know it's--

586
00:32:13,157 --> 00:32:14,767
Oh, my God.
It's 'cause the doll.

587
00:32:14,942 --> 00:32:16,682
God, you're hilarious.
[LAUGHS]

588
00:32:16,856 --> 00:32:17,945
[GRUNTING PLAYFULLY]

589
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:19,163
Oh, my God.

590
00:32:20,556 --> 00:32:24,560
You have a great personality,
which I love,

591
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:28,085
but to be honest, my husband's
kind of looking for a nanny

592
00:32:28,259 --> 00:32:30,305
who will fade
into the background.

593
00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:32,785
Thank you so much
for coming, though.

594
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,613
Can I get you a bottle
of water for the...

595
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:37,573
I'm just fading in the background.
Oh, that's so funny. Yeah.

596
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,576
[SIGHS]
I'm so sorry.

597
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,186
[CLEARS THROAT]
No, it's fine.

598
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,536
It's just, I keep
interviewing at places,

599
00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:48,236
and no one thinks
I'm the right fit.

600
00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:53,632
Except for dive bars, and I'm sort
of trying to stay out of that scene.

601
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:57,419
Oh, my goodness.
Who is this gentleman?

602
00:32:57,593 --> 00:32:59,551
Oh, this is a foster.

603
00:32:59,725 --> 00:33:02,511
Ooh, someone's gonna come along
and love you. I just know it.

604
00:33:02,685 --> 00:33:05,644
You know, if you like animals, I
should refer you to my sister.

605
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:07,081
Is she a dog?

606
00:33:07,255 --> 00:33:09,735
Uh, no, no, she, um--
She owns a company.

607
00:33:09,909 --> 00:33:11,999
They do house-sitting
and pet-sitting.

608
00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:16,742
If a homeowner is out of town for a
while and they can't take their pet,

609
00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:20,442
they hire people to be around
for 100 bucks a day.

610
00:33:25,316 --> 00:33:27,144
Oh, my goodness.

611
00:33:27,318 --> 00:33:29,407
You must be Milo.

612
00:33:29,581 --> 00:33:32,889
Oh.
[PANTING]

613
00:33:38,503 --> 00:33:41,071
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, my goodness.

614
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,952
Fuck you.

615
00:33:54,258 --> 00:33:57,566
♪ I do my hair toss
Check my nails ♪

616
00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:59,606
♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪
♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪

617
00:33:59,611 --> 00:34:02,310
♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪

618
00:34:02,484 --> 00:34:05,008
♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪
♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪

619
00:34:05,182 --> 00:34:07,532
♪ Whoo, child
Tired of the bullshit ♪

620
00:34:07,706 --> 00:34:09,578
♪ Go on Dust your shoulders
off Keep it moving ♪

621
00:34:09,752 --> 00:34:12,233
♪ Yes, Lord, tryin'
To get some new shit ♪

622
00:34:12,407 --> 00:34:14,974
♪ In there, swimwear
Going-to-the-pool shit ♪

623
00:34:15,149 --> 00:34:16,889
♪ Come now Come dry your eyes ♪

624
00:34:17,064 --> 00:34:19,283
♪ You know you a star
You can touch the sky ♪

625
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,285
♪ I know that it's hard
But you have to try ♪

626
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:24,767
♪ If you need advice
Let me simplify ♪

627
00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:27,900
♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪

628
00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:30,599
♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪
♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪

629
00:34:30,773 --> 00:34:32,427
All right, I'll stay.

630
00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:37,171
♪ Where are you going? Going? ♪

631
00:34:37,345 --> 00:34:40,870
♪ Where are you going? Going? ♪

632
00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:43,002
[BEEP, MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]

633
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:45,918
MAN: What the hell?

634
00:34:46,093 --> 00:34:47,790
Bad taste in music.

635
00:34:47,964 --> 00:34:50,749
You the new girl?
I'm the nighttime guy, Jern.

636
00:34:52,273 --> 00:34:54,579
"Jairm"? Like "Jeremy"?
Hello, Milo.

637
00:34:54,753 --> 00:34:56,712
Mwah.
No, it's Jern.

638
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,801
I didn't know
there was a nighttime guy.

639
00:34:58,975 --> 00:35:01,630
I'm sorry. What are you doing
here in the middle of the day?

640
00:35:01,804 --> 00:35:04,111
Oh. I moved in.

641
00:35:05,982 --> 00:35:08,637
[MUSIC PLAYING]

642
00:35:08,811 --> 00:35:10,769
- Hey.
- Yo.

643
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,468
You're living here, yeah?

644
00:35:13,642 --> 00:35:14,991
I sleep here for the gig anyway,

645
00:35:15,165 --> 00:35:18,081
so now I just chill here
during the day, too.

646
00:35:18,255 --> 00:35:22,738
You just kind of put me in a weird
position, 'cause I have to report this.

647
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:24,696
Like, contractually, I have to.

648
00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:27,046
[CHUCKLES]
Oh. Okay.

649
00:35:27,221 --> 00:35:28,787
Yeah.

650
00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:33,052
But wouldn't it be shitty
if they told the owner,

651
00:35:33,227 --> 00:35:36,882
and then he canceled
the service altogether?

652
00:35:37,056 --> 00:35:38,275
That would suck.

653
00:35:38,449 --> 00:35:40,408
I mean, I'd get fired, yeah,

654
00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:43,237
but who knows when another opening
would come around for you?

655
00:35:43,411 --> 00:35:45,456
Is this what you do
full-time, then?

656
00:35:45,630 --> 00:35:47,066
[BURPS]
Oh, fuck.

657
00:35:47,241 --> 00:35:48,503
How old are you?

658
00:35:48,677 --> 00:35:50,635
Thirty, 35.
Somewhere in there.

659
00:35:50,809 --> 00:35:52,202
Doesn't matter.
You know what?

660
00:35:52,376 --> 00:35:54,900
Stop asking me questions,
all right?

661
00:35:55,074 --> 00:35:56,772
My life is dope.

662
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:59,470
Look at my house.
I live in a fucking mansion.

663
00:36:07,348 --> 00:36:09,045
Where'd you get that?

664
00:36:09,219 --> 00:36:10,525
The mailbox.

665
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:14,050
I hate him.
Like, I very much hate him.

666
00:36:14,224 --> 00:36:16,270
You're gonna have sex with him.

667
00:36:16,444 --> 00:36:19,403
- What?
- You're gonna have sex with him.

668
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:23,015
Trust me, any tension
is sexual tension.

669
00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:26,715
Once I figured that out, I got
along way better with my uncle.

670
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,198
Joke.

671
00:36:31,372 --> 00:36:32,895
[CHUCKLES]

672
00:36:35,332 --> 00:36:41,295
When I'm with him, I have this crazy
urge to eat cake, cookies, candy.

673
00:36:41,469 --> 00:36:46,430
Just let that sexual tension propel
you while the three of us train.

674
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,477
What if we made it
just the two of us?

675
00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:55,918
Look, I know Catherine's athleticism
and intensity is intimidating,

676
00:36:56,092 --> 00:36:59,617
but she's getting a divorce, and she needs
something to channel her energy into.

677
00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:02,185
BRITTANY: I just hate when
people, like, pity me.

678
00:37:02,359 --> 00:37:07,059
Cut her some slack. She only
sees her kids two days a week.

679
00:37:07,234 --> 00:37:08,594
She's got maternal energy
to spare.

680
00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:10,193
BRITTANY: I just don't need a coach.

681
00:37:10,367 --> 00:37:12,761
And I definitely don't need
her to, like, be my mom.

682
00:37:12,935 --> 00:37:14,110
SETH: Brittany, come on.

683
00:37:14,284 --> 00:37:16,504
She's trying.

684
00:37:16,678 --> 00:37:18,854
It's hard to start a new life.

685
00:38:07,555 --> 00:38:09,208
[LAUGHTER, LIVELY CHATTER]

686
00:38:09,383 --> 00:38:10,993
Morning.

687
00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:17,260
[ANNOUNCER ON TV] Flashback Friday
continues right now with moredoug.

688
00:38:17,434 --> 00:38:18,783
I have a fun question.

689
00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:21,177
Do you ever actually work
at this job?

690
00:38:21,351 --> 00:38:22,787
Do you like Doug?

691
00:38:22,961 --> 00:38:25,877
I've been here for weeks,
and you haven't checked

692
00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:28,227
one thing off
the homeowner's task list.

693
00:38:28,402 --> 00:38:30,099
I got my first boners
'cause of Patti.

694
00:38:30,273 --> 00:38:32,710
Jesus.
Yeah, I know. It gets weirder.

695
00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:34,408
I'd be lying down
with my stepmom,

696
00:38:34,582 --> 00:38:36,148
we'd be all cuddled up
on the couch,

697
00:38:36,323 --> 00:38:38,716
and then Patti Mayonnaise
would come on TV,

698
00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:42,024
and I got busted
'cause that blanket would move.

699
00:38:42,198 --> 00:38:44,200
It''d be like...
[MAKES WHOOSHING SOUND]

700
00:38:44,374 --> 00:38:47,072
Oh, It would move 'cause you
got a boner for Patti? [LAUGHS]

701
00:38:47,246 --> 00:38:48,813
Exactly.

702
00:38:48,987 --> 00:38:50,984
Way to brag about your dick size
while watching cartoons.

703
00:38:50,989 --> 00:38:52,861
[TURNS OFF TV]
Why-- Goddamn it.

704
00:38:53,035 --> 00:38:55,646
You know what?
Cartoons are fun.

705
00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:57,909
And they're colorful
and vibrant,

706
00:38:58,083 --> 00:39:00,695
and they help people actually
get through real-life shit.

707
00:39:00,869 --> 00:39:02,218
Did you know that?

708
00:39:02,392 --> 00:39:04,112
Because when my parents
got divorced, Doug--

709
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,135
Dougis the only thing
that saved me.

710
00:39:06,309 --> 00:39:08,572
How long ago was that?
All right, listen.

711
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,662
Divorce sends shock waves
through a young man's life,

712
00:39:11,836 --> 00:39:15,753
a-and I need certain considerations
taken for my particular circumstances.

713
00:39:15,927 --> 00:39:18,147
Oh, I'm so sorry.

714
00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:21,101
I didn't think about the fact that you're
the only person this has ever happened to.

715
00:39:21,106 --> 00:39:22,238
My bad.

716
00:39:22,412 --> 00:39:24,588
Oh, shit. Your dad cheated?
No.

717
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:27,243
- My dad did not cheat.
- Oh, my God. Your mom?

718
00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:29,158
I don't ask you
personal questions,

719
00:39:29,332 --> 00:39:31,856
like why the fuck
your parents named you Jern.

720
00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:33,423
That's racist.

721
00:39:33,597 --> 00:39:35,425
Is Jern an Indian name?

722
00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:36,856
I mean, I don't even know.
Could be.

723
00:39:36,861 --> 00:39:38,733
Fuck you, man.

724
00:39:38,907 --> 00:39:41,692
So your dad doesn't cheat on your
mom, but he definitely leaves her.

725
00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:44,608
And then she...
remarries, right?

726
00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:47,089
Yeah, yeah,
she remarries that dude

727
00:39:47,263 --> 00:39:49,260
that you keep Skyping with all
the time-- What's his name?

728
00:39:49,265 --> 00:39:50,745
It's like Desmond
or something, right?

729
00:39:50,832 --> 00:39:53,138
- Demetrius?
- I was close.

730
00:39:53,312 --> 00:39:56,228
He's my sister's husband.
He's basically like my stepdad.

731
00:39:56,403 --> 00:39:58,492
Okay. How does that work?

732
00:39:59,275 --> 00:40:01,190
I...

733
00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,018
I don't...
[SIGHS]

734
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,020
Oh, come on.
Don't get--

735
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,544
Okay. Let's make a deal.
All right?

736
00:40:07,718 --> 00:40:09,764
'Cause I need that
juicy, juicy info

737
00:40:09,938 --> 00:40:11,418
that's hidden deep in your soul,

738
00:40:11,592 --> 00:40:15,726
and you need me to
take out the trash.

739
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:19,948
Huh? And also clean out, uh,
sections of the fridge.

740
00:40:20,122 --> 00:40:21,210
The whole fridge.

741
00:40:21,384 --> 00:40:24,082
Okay.
For you, yes, let's do it.

742
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:25,649
Okay.

743
00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:29,087
Um, my mom wanted
to be an actress.

744
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:31,873
She couldn't do that in Philly,
so she left.

745
00:40:32,047 --> 00:40:35,180
My dad got really depressed,
gave up on everything.

746
00:40:35,354 --> 00:40:37,139
A few years later, he died.

747
00:40:37,313 --> 00:40:39,576
My sister was studying
to become a nurse,

748
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:44,059
so Demetrius and her...
moved in,

749
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,017
and he basically raised me,

750
00:40:46,191 --> 00:40:51,283
which is awesome
because he himself is awesome.

751
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,285
Yeah, that sounds awesome.

752
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:55,810
That sounds like
a Norman Rockwell panting.

753
00:40:55,984 --> 00:40:58,160
I mean, just totally normal.

754
00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:01,163
- Jern-- -My dad fell in
love with another woman.

755
00:41:01,337 --> 00:41:04,253
At least that's how they explained
it to me when I was a kid.

756
00:41:04,427 --> 00:41:06,168
But that's
probably bullshit, right?

757
00:41:06,342 --> 00:41:08,126
I bet she just caught him
banging somebody,

758
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,389
and then
we had to sell our house.

759
00:41:10,564 --> 00:41:13,088
That sucks.

760
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:15,699
What are you doing?

761
00:41:18,702 --> 00:41:21,444
I'll throw that shit out after
I'm done with this episode.

762
00:41:21,618 --> 00:41:23,707
Jern, grow up.

763
00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:26,144
Oh, my God, girl.
Holy shit.

764
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:30,148
Drake, third row.
It was, like, so fucking good.

765
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:32,629
I was, like, almost
making eye contact with him,

766
00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:34,413
and I was like,
"I don't know." He's...

767
00:41:34,588 --> 00:41:37,460
[LAUGHS]
I almost barfed on the train, girl.

768
00:41:37,634 --> 00:41:40,463
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

769
00:42:03,617 --> 00:42:05,923
[SUBWAY TRAIN SCREECHING]

770
00:42:06,097 --> 00:42:08,056
[BELL CHIMING]
Hold it! Hold it!

771
00:42:10,972 --> 00:42:13,061
MAN: Miss?
Oh.

772
00:42:15,454 --> 00:42:17,544
God. Thank you so much.

773
00:42:20,503 --> 00:42:22,287
[BELL CHIMES]

774
00:42:22,461 --> 00:42:24,284
David's picking me up. Our
two-year anniversary. Ah.

775
00:42:24,289 --> 00:42:26,369
He's taking me to this Mexican
restaurant in Brooklyn

776
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,772
where they make this guac
with sunflower seeds.

777
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:32,297
Ooh, that'll either be
really good or terrible.

778
00:42:32,471 --> 00:42:35,170
Hey, babe.
Hey.

779
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,650
I'm David.

780
00:42:36,824 --> 00:42:38,739
Yeah. I'm Brittany.

781
00:42:38,913 --> 00:42:40,871
Been working here 6 years.
[LAUGHS]

782
00:42:41,045 --> 00:42:42,569
Brittany?

783
00:42:42,743 --> 00:42:44,092
You look great.

784
00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:46,529
You're like a whole new person.

785
00:42:46,703 --> 00:42:48,618
[BRITISH ACCENT]
I'm training for marathon.

786
00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:52,448
- Many will try. Few will succeed.
- [CHUCKLES]

787
00:42:52,622 --> 00:42:54,842
Okay, babe, let's do this. Yeah.

788
00:42:55,016 --> 00:42:57,018
Who's the, uh,
lucky guy tonight?

789
00:42:57,192 --> 00:43:00,456
Well, you're not going home alone
looking like that, are you?

790
00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:02,676
SHANNON: David.

791
00:43:07,811 --> 00:43:09,770
[TYPING]

792
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:21,303
Yo, girl.

793
00:43:25,263 --> 00:43:26,961
Hey.

794
00:43:27,135 --> 00:43:29,920
It's Tuesday. Why aren't you
snoozing at Terrence's?

795
00:43:32,096 --> 00:43:34,925
Um, we broke up.

796
00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:36,448
When?

797
00:43:36,623 --> 00:43:38,799
Last week.
I posted about it.

798
00:43:38,973 --> 00:43:41,976
I haven't been on.

799
00:43:42,150 --> 00:43:44,456
Why didn't you tell me?
Are you okay?

800
00:43:44,631 --> 00:43:46,502
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just...

801
00:43:46,676 --> 00:43:50,158
You know, I just watched, like, I
don't even know, 22 YouTube videos

802
00:43:50,332 --> 00:43:52,160
by this girl who's, like, 4'11",

803
00:43:52,334 --> 00:43:54,292
and she has
a full-blown lazy eye,

804
00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:56,164
and she has sponsorship deals.

805
00:43:56,338 --> 00:43:57,818
I mean, like...

806
00:43:57,992 --> 00:44:00,821
I'm just confused and annoyed.

807
00:44:00,995 --> 00:44:03,780
What a slut.
We hate her.

808
00:44:03,954 --> 00:44:06,435
Is being annoyed stupid of me?

809
00:44:07,262 --> 00:44:08,437
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]

810
00:44:10,091 --> 00:44:11,614
Hey, want to get a drink?

811
00:44:11,788 --> 00:44:14,530
What do you want?
Tequila? Beer? [CHUCKLES]

812
00:44:14,704 --> 00:44:16,314
Whatever you want.

813
00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:18,621
I mean, I-I can't drink.

814
00:44:18,795 --> 00:44:20,318
Okay, what about ice cream?

815
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:25,149
This is your night, so you--
You pick what you want.

816
00:44:25,323 --> 00:44:29,980
Okay, but I want to know
what sounds good to you.

817
00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:36,770
[SCOFFS]
Okay. Well...

818
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:45,822
I'm sorry.

819
00:44:45,996 --> 00:44:48,782
I'm just... busy now.

820
00:44:48,956 --> 00:44:50,697
I'm working two jobs.

821
00:44:50,871 --> 00:44:53,525
I'm exhausted.

822
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:56,006
I've lost 34 pounds.

823
00:44:57,051 --> 00:44:59,140
Okay.

824
00:45:01,882 --> 00:45:04,798
It's a big deal.

825
00:45:04,972 --> 00:45:07,191
I'm just trying
to get my life in order.

826
00:45:07,365 --> 00:45:09,541
Are you saying that
my life is not in order?

827
00:45:09,716 --> 00:45:10,978
No.

828
00:45:11,152 --> 00:45:12,457
Because I'm
a teacher's assistant

829
00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:14,546
for deaf, gifted kids
on the Lower East Side.

830
00:45:14,721 --> 00:45:16,548
You're incredible.
I just...

831
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:18,768
I just mean, like...

832
00:45:19,943 --> 00:45:23,773
the weeknight drinking
is hard for me.

833
00:45:23,947 --> 00:45:27,037
- You're calling me an alcoholic now?
- No.

834
00:45:27,211 --> 00:45:29,451
Because you're the only one
with the problem around here.

835
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:32,477
- Problems, plural.
- Oh, that's mean.

836
00:45:32,651 --> 00:45:35,306
You're fucking mean, Brittany.

837
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,352
Don't come in here and judge me.

838
00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:40,703
I have never judged you, and trust
me, there was a lot to judge.

839
00:45:40,877 --> 00:45:43,750
Wow. We're on the same page that
right now you are judging me, right?

840
00:45:43,924 --> 00:45:47,536
You know what, just go take a
run with your loser friends.

841
00:45:47,710 --> 00:45:51,670
- [AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
- [PANTING QUIETLY]

842
00:45:56,632 --> 00:45:58,765
You're a loser.

843
00:45:58,939 --> 00:46:01,893
I make fun of people like you who spend
all day humble-bragging on Instagram.

844
00:46:01,898 --> 00:46:03,726
Okay, I'm not humble-bragging.
That's my life.

845
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:06,337
I'm sorry no one
likes your life.

846
00:46:06,511 --> 00:46:08,426
Those people don't know you.

847
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,602
I know you.

848
00:46:10,777 --> 00:46:12,735
And you may be naturally pretty,

849
00:46:12,909 --> 00:46:16,565
but your whole life is about
being fucking insecure.

850
00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:20,743
I'm starting to feel good
about myself,

851
00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:24,529
and every time that happens,

852
00:46:24,703 --> 00:46:27,141
you have to tear me down.

853
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,016
I'm not gonna be
your fat sidekick anymore.

854
00:46:37,542 --> 00:46:39,893
Don't throw away
your fat clothes.

855
00:46:44,114 --> 00:46:46,203
What did you say?

856
00:46:46,377 --> 00:46:48,075
I've seen girls like you
do this before.

857
00:46:48,249 --> 00:46:50,512
Doesn't even matter
if you keep the weight off.

858
00:46:50,686 --> 00:46:54,342
You'll always be a fat girl.
It's just who you are.

859
00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:13,840
Do you want to see what
a human koala bear feels like?

860
00:47:14,014 --> 00:47:15,232
Like this.

861
00:47:15,406 --> 00:47:17,321
[WOMAN CHUCKLES]
[R&B MUSIC PLAYING]

862
00:47:18,453 --> 00:47:19,802
What's up, roomie?

863
00:47:21,499 --> 00:47:22,631
Hey.

864
00:47:23,850 --> 00:47:25,634
WOMAN: Who's she?

865
00:47:25,808 --> 00:47:30,508
My family wanted to adopt a white
woman, so they brought her in.

866
00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:33,772
Jesus, what happened?
You come up short on rent?

867
00:47:33,947 --> 00:47:37,080
Just a little bit of a heads-up.
That's all I need, okay?

868
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:40,692
I told that girl I was
an early investor in Uber.

869
00:47:40,867 --> 00:47:42,564
Come on, if we are
gonna be roommates,

870
00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:44,827
you got to be
a little bit nicer to me.

871
00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:46,785
Also, is that OkCupid
that I saw?

872
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,309
Can you just--
Leave me alone.

873
00:47:48,483 --> 00:47:50,528
You know what?
You got Hinge. You got Bumble.

874
00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:52,791
You got Tinder.
Pick one of those.

875
00:47:52,966 --> 00:47:56,447
No, I don't want it to match me with
people I'm friends with through Facebook.

876
00:47:56,621 --> 00:47:58,754
Okay.
I want to start over.

877
00:47:58,928 --> 00:48:00,930
I'm really good
at making profiles.

878
00:48:01,104 --> 00:48:02,758
Okay.

879
00:48:02,932 --> 00:48:07,110
And you cock-blocked me, and
now I have nothing to do, so--

880
00:48:07,284 --> 00:48:09,373
Team-building exercise?

881
00:48:14,030 --> 00:48:16,467
What the fuck?

882
00:48:16,641 --> 00:48:18,165
What? It's the truth.

883
00:48:18,339 --> 00:48:21,298
Why would you lead with
your insecurities like this?

884
00:48:21,472 --> 00:48:24,040
When I look at this, you
know what I think to myself?

885
00:48:24,214 --> 00:48:26,347
I don't know if I care,
but what?

886
00:48:26,521 --> 00:48:28,523
"Ew, gross."
No.

887
00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,091
Here, do this.
[TYPING]

888
00:48:32,919 --> 00:48:35,008
There.

889
00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:38,359
All right, it's kind of
vague, but it's fine.

890
00:48:38,533 --> 00:48:41,318
Next one is--
Jesus, God, woman.

891
00:48:41,492 --> 00:48:43,103
It's not that bad.

892
00:48:43,277 --> 00:48:45,061
What are you doing
to yourself here?

893
00:48:45,235 --> 00:48:46,280
Just fix it.

894
00:48:46,454 --> 00:48:48,325
I'm just gonna
give you mine, okay?

895
00:48:48,499 --> 00:48:50,197
Do you know how to
spell "herpes"?

896
00:48:50,371 --> 00:48:53,417
This is foolproof
and fail-safe and STD-free.

897
00:48:53,591 --> 00:48:55,593
Really?
Uh-huh.

898
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:58,509
That sounds like you're really
rich and don't need a job.

899
00:48:58,683 --> 00:49:00,250
No. [SCOFFS]
I'm taking everything in.

900
00:49:00,424 --> 00:49:02,122
I am in seek of irreverence.

901
00:49:02,296 --> 00:49:04,456
Okay, so that's what you're
doing all day on the couch.

902
00:49:04,515 --> 00:49:07,431
I'm not a bum, okay?
I went to NYU.

903
00:49:07,605 --> 00:49:09,477
[CHUCKLES]
I created my own major.

904
00:49:09,651 --> 00:49:11,609
Art and utilitarian design.

905
00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,307
And all my professors were like,

906
00:49:13,481 --> 00:49:15,526
"Yo, that kid's
got mad potential."

907
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:18,442
I don't think
professors talk like that.

908
00:49:18,616 --> 00:49:20,314
But in the field of what?

909
00:49:20,488 --> 00:49:24,057
I was gonna create a line of
functional pieces of modern art,

910
00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:25,754
like you see
in the MoMA gift shop.

911
00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,538
What do you do
when you're not here?

912
00:49:27,712 --> 00:49:29,714
Do you wander around
museums wearing a monocle?

913
00:49:29,888 --> 00:49:32,848
No, man.
I'm Jeff Koons meets Target.

914
00:49:33,022 --> 00:49:35,590
You're sitting in a chair
in someone else's townhome.

915
00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:38,680
I'm enhancing your life
as we speak, okay?

916
00:49:38,854 --> 00:49:40,116
Which I appreciate.

917
00:49:40,290 --> 00:49:43,467
This next question
is definitely all you.

918
00:49:43,641 --> 00:49:45,513
Oh.

919
00:49:45,687 --> 00:49:47,994
No, not that one.

920
00:49:51,171 --> 00:49:53,782
Mmm... "average."

921
00:49:53,956 --> 00:49:55,958
Just say "average."

922
00:49:59,570 --> 00:50:01,050
Boom.

923
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,709
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

924
00:50:18,546 --> 00:50:20,374
I'm not doing anymore.
[CHUCKLES]

925
00:50:23,246 --> 00:50:25,379
[PANTING]

926
00:50:25,553 --> 00:50:27,598
["ON AN ISLAND" BY WILLIAM WILD PLAYING]

927
00:50:27,772 --> 00:50:30,166
- ♪ I'm moving up the coast ♪
- [DISHES CLINKING]

928
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:34,127
♪ Light can be freeing... ♪

929
00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:36,825
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]

930
00:50:39,132 --> 00:50:41,003
Oh.
Do you want to switch seats?

931
00:50:41,177 --> 00:50:42,570
No.
Sure?

932
00:50:42,744 --> 00:50:44,485
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Okay.

933
00:50:44,659 --> 00:50:45,790
Bon appétit.

934
00:50:45,964 --> 00:50:47,401
There you go.

935
00:50:47,575 --> 00:50:49,533
Tacos in candlelight.
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.

936
00:50:49,707 --> 00:50:51,579
God, that restaurant
was so loud.

937
00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:53,393
I love that you were cool
with just, like,

938
00:50:53,494 --> 00:50:55,534
walking out of there and
letting me cook something up.

939
00:50:55,539 --> 00:50:57,367
Lot of girls wouldn't be.

940
00:50:57,541 --> 00:51:00,588
Right. [LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]

941
00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:03,286
So, I mean, I don't know
any of the basics.

942
00:51:04,418 --> 00:51:05,984
Mm.

943
00:51:06,159 --> 00:51:09,336
So, um...
born and raised in Philly.

944
00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:11,729
Ohio here. I moved to
the city when I was 16.

945
00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:15,081
My parents let me crash with one of my
aunts while I finished high school.

946
00:51:15,255 --> 00:51:17,474
Nice. Um, I moved here
when I was 21

947
00:51:17,648 --> 00:51:19,346
for an internship
at Barden and Rose.

948
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,609
Oh, wow. I--

949
00:51:21,783 --> 00:51:23,780
You know, I don't know anything about
advertising, but I do know them.

950
00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:25,425
That's, like, the best
in the city, right?

951
00:51:25,569 --> 00:51:28,877
Yeah. They're, um... I
wanted to get into jingles.

952
00:51:29,051 --> 00:51:30,574
Jingles? Like TV jingles?

953
00:51:30,748 --> 00:51:32,750
Not, like, singing them.
Like, writing them.

954
00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:35,492
The words or the music or both?
Um, like--

955
00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:37,668
♪ Drinks and tacos
And candlelight ♪

956
00:51:37,842 --> 00:51:40,932
♪ Ryan knows how
To make a night right ♪

957
00:51:41,107 --> 00:51:42,707
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God,
that's incredible.

958
00:51:42,847 --> 00:51:44,371
The wink was bonus.

959
00:51:44,545 --> 00:51:46,242
Was the internship great?

960
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:48,114
[BRITISH ACCENT]
Took a bit of a detour.

961
00:51:48,288 --> 00:51:49,288
[CHUCKLES]

962
00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:50,507
Oh.
[NORMAL VOICE] But...

963
00:51:50,681 --> 00:51:52,422
Um...

964
00:51:52,596 --> 00:51:54,816
Um, anywaysies...

965
00:51:54,990 --> 00:51:57,297
Okay. I have something
to tell you.

966
00:51:57,471 --> 00:51:59,212
Hmm?
That is not meat.

967
00:51:59,386 --> 00:52:00,822
Not meat?
Yeah.

968
00:52:00,996 --> 00:52:02,650
Doesn't it taste real?

969
00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:04,429
["DREAMS-COME-TRUE GIRL"
BY CASS MCCOMBS PLAYING]

970
00:52:04,434 --> 00:52:09,047
♪ Your eyes are two moons ♪

971
00:52:09,222 --> 00:52:11,789
♪ I hope this voyage ♪

972
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:16,751
♪ Will not be ending Very soon ♪

973
00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:28,676
♪ To scry in orbit ♪

974
00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:33,246
♪ With these mirrors
Of perfection ♪

975
00:52:34,812 --> 00:52:37,815
♪ To die in the arms ♪

976
00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:41,732
♪ Of your affection... ♪

977
00:52:45,345 --> 00:52:47,216
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

978
00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:48,739
Not yet, not yet.

979
00:52:48,913 --> 00:52:51,089
What?

980
00:52:51,264 --> 00:52:53,918
I want you to go to my bed.

981
00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,573
Okay.

982
00:52:58,053 --> 00:52:59,493
[BRITISH ACCENT]
Oh, all right, then.

983
00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:02,840
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, no more of this British stuff.

984
00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:05,713
You can talk in your real voice.

985
00:53:05,887 --> 00:53:08,585
You don't need to be
guarded with me.

986
00:53:16,376 --> 00:53:18,465
Oh, would you look at that?
[CHUCKLES]

987
00:53:18,639 --> 00:53:20,510
So late in the eve.

988
00:53:20,684 --> 00:53:22,773
I gotta get...

989
00:53:22,947 --> 00:53:25,820
I gotta... I gotta...

990
00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:27,909
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

991
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,477
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

992
00:53:30,651 --> 00:53:33,175
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

993
00:53:33,349 --> 00:53:35,569
Come in.
[DOOR OPENS]

994
00:53:35,743 --> 00:53:37,310
Hey.
Hey.

995
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:38,572
How'd it go?

996
00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:41,879
It was good.
Yeah?

997
00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:44,186
Yeah.
Did he kiss you?

998
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,796
Uh, yeah.

999
00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:47,842
We had sex, actually.

1000
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,147
Whoa. Okay.

1001
00:53:49,322 --> 00:53:51,498
[CHUCKLING] Great.
Mm-Hmm.

1002
00:53:51,672 --> 00:53:54,670
I'm gonna get rid of this girl, 'cause she
keeps talking about Casey Anthony. Ugh.

1003
00:53:54,675 --> 00:53:56,416
So, uh, you want to get high?

1004
00:53:56,590 --> 00:53:59,114
Oh, I've got to run
in the morning.

1005
00:53:59,288 --> 00:54:00,724
What? Come on.
It'll help you sleep.

1006
00:54:00,898 --> 00:54:02,683
And it'll, you know,
relax the muscles

1007
00:54:02,857 --> 00:54:04,772
or however body chemistry works.

1008
00:54:04,946 --> 00:54:06,774
I don't know.

1009
00:54:06,948 --> 00:54:08,210
All right.

1010
00:54:08,384 --> 00:54:10,256
Well, I respect your discipline.

1011
00:54:12,693 --> 00:54:14,260
Hey.

1012
00:54:15,478 --> 00:54:17,219
How strong's the weed?

1013
00:54:17,393 --> 00:54:20,614
JERN: What do you want to watch?

1014
00:54:20,788 --> 00:54:22,398
Dating sucks.

1015
00:54:22,572 --> 00:54:24,705
What?
It's just not for me.

1016
00:54:24,879 --> 00:54:28,926
I was always jealous of girls who
were, like, always going on dates,

1017
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,406
and it's such a time suck.

1018
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:32,582
Like, we all end up
single anyway.

1019
00:54:33,801 --> 00:54:35,542
Have you heard of marriage?

1020
00:54:35,716 --> 00:54:37,021
[LAUGHS]
Yes.

1021
00:54:37,195 --> 00:54:38,762
Okay, I know marriage,
but it's like,

1022
00:54:38,936 --> 00:54:41,417
in my experience,
it doesn't end well.

1023
00:54:41,591 --> 00:54:43,414
I'll tell you what I learned
from my parents' divorce.

1024
00:54:43,419 --> 00:54:44,899
Okay. In life, we're
ultimately alone.

1025
00:54:44,942 --> 00:54:46,640
It's true. We're alone.
That is so dark.

1026
00:54:46,814 --> 00:54:48,424
Marriage doesn't work.
Nah. Nah-nah-nah.

1027
00:54:48,598 --> 00:54:51,209
Oh, and if it does, somebody
dies, so you're still alone.

1028
00:54:51,384 --> 00:54:53,081
Look, I want to get married.

1029
00:54:53,255 --> 00:54:56,171
Really?
Even after your parents?

1030
00:54:56,345 --> 00:54:59,696
Yeah. My parents fucked up,
but I don't have to.

1031
00:54:59,870 --> 00:55:03,178
I want to be with somebody.
It's not just that.

1032
00:55:03,352 --> 00:55:08,052
The saddest part about being
a girl who is not a size zero

1033
00:55:08,226 --> 00:55:12,405
is sometimes guys talk to you
like you're one of the boys.

1034
00:55:12,579 --> 00:55:16,191
You're privileged enough to get
to hear the uncensored thoughts

1035
00:55:16,365 --> 00:55:18,106
that they would never
tell a woman.

1036
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,803
Fuck those guys.

1037
00:55:19,977 --> 00:55:22,763
[SCOFFS]
Like the stagehands at my theatre.

1038
00:55:22,937 --> 00:55:24,939
they'll stand
right in front of me

1039
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:28,899
and talk so much shit
about girls on Instagram

1040
00:55:29,073 --> 00:55:33,034
that are slutty or ugly or fat.

1041
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,166
Look, not all men
are that immature.

1042
00:55:35,341 --> 00:55:36,820
Said the man-child.

1043
00:55:36,994 --> 00:55:39,127
Don't do that. Nah-ah. Well...

1044
00:55:39,301 --> 00:55:41,216
And also, just so
you know, people...

1045
00:55:41,390 --> 00:55:44,828
they like all kinds
of people, okay?

1046
00:55:45,002 --> 00:55:46,569
Okay.

1047
00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:48,223
All right, let's just...

1048
00:55:48,397 --> 00:55:51,661
[PROGRAM PLAYING FAINTLY OVER EARBUDS]

1049
00:55:54,098 --> 00:55:56,623
[GROANS]
Good morning.

1050
00:55:56,797 --> 00:55:58,451
[JERN SNIFFS]

1051
00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,496
What if I want
to sleep with Jern?

1052
00:56:00,670 --> 00:56:02,672
Then I'd be a fortune-teller.

1053
00:56:02,846 --> 00:56:04,370
Honey, get all the cardio
you can get.

1054
00:56:04,544 --> 00:56:06,372
You'll need stamina
for the race.

1055
00:56:06,546 --> 00:56:08,896
When's the last time
you, uh, you know...

1056
00:56:09,070 --> 00:56:10,985
Had sexual intercourse, Catherine?
Yeah.

1057
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:12,900
Four years.
Ooh.

1058
00:56:13,074 --> 00:56:14,641
Okay, so this is big.

1059
00:56:14,815 --> 00:56:16,904
Yeah. I think I'm ready
to go there with someone.

1060
00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:19,254
I don't know.

1061
00:56:19,428 --> 00:56:22,866
I always thought Jern and I were a
brother/sister act, but I'm open to whatever.

1062
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,391
I mean, it's not like
I'm gonna force anything.

1063
00:56:27,305 --> 00:56:28,698
Hey.
Yo!

1064
00:56:28,872 --> 00:56:30,221
Jesus!

1065
00:56:30,396 --> 00:56:33,790
- Holy fucking shit, Brittany!
- Sorry.

1066
00:56:33,964 --> 00:56:36,314
You are too pale to be fucking
sneaking up on me, okay?

1067
00:56:36,489 --> 00:56:37,881
That shit is fucking terrifying.

1068
00:56:38,882 --> 00:56:41,102
Not a ghost.
Just a woman.

1069
00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:44,192
Do you want a glass of wine?
Yes, I'd love one.

1070
00:56:44,366 --> 00:56:47,413
Will that calm you down?
That's a heavy pour.

1071
00:56:47,587 --> 00:56:50,154
Wow, you were, like,
crazy just then.

1072
00:56:50,328 --> 00:56:52,374
[LAUGHS] Why are you
looking at me like that?

1073
00:56:52,548 --> 00:56:54,376
Yeah, you were, like, so scared.

1074
00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:55,682
You're not blinking.

1075
00:56:55,856 --> 00:56:58,554
Blink.
[CHUCKLES]

1076
00:56:58,728 --> 00:57:01,514
[THEME FROM SAVED BY THE BELL PLAYING ON TV]

1077
00:57:05,387 --> 00:57:06,910
♪ It's all right ♪

1078
00:57:07,084 --> 00:57:08,390
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪

1079
00:57:08,564 --> 00:57:09,696
- ♪ It's all right ♪
- [GROANS]

1080
00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:11,132
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪

1081
00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:12,960
♪ It's all right... ♪

1082
00:57:13,134 --> 00:57:14,744
What's up?
Is your neck okay?

1083
00:57:14,918 --> 00:57:16,398
It's just from running.

1084
00:57:18,052 --> 00:57:20,489
Would you mind, actually--
Would you rub it for me?

1085
00:57:20,663 --> 00:57:22,578
It's just this spot I can't get.

1086
00:57:22,752 --> 00:57:24,406
Sure.

1087
00:57:27,104 --> 00:57:28,366
Oh.
[CHUCKLES]

1088
00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:31,413
All right.
[SIGHS]

1089
00:57:31,587 --> 00:57:32,806
Ooh.

1090
00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:34,372
I know. It's bad, right?

1091
00:57:34,547 --> 00:57:36,200
You're tight.
[CHUCKLES]

1092
00:57:36,374 --> 00:57:38,333
[GROANS]

1093
00:57:40,596 --> 00:57:41,596
[SNIFFS]

1094
00:57:41,728 --> 00:57:43,773
What is that?

1095
00:57:43,947 --> 00:57:45,688
What are you wearing?

1096
00:57:47,864 --> 00:57:50,563
Nothing.
It's just me.

1097
00:57:50,737 --> 00:57:52,086
Mmm.

1098
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,914
You usually smell like sweat,

1099
00:57:54,088 --> 00:57:56,307
but right now
you smell like grandmas.

1100
00:58:00,486 --> 00:58:03,227
Yeah. I got it.
That was good.

1101
00:58:03,401 --> 00:58:05,752
[CLEARS THROAT]

1102
00:58:07,405 --> 00:58:10,278
Neck's better?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1103
00:58:10,452 --> 00:58:11,975
[VIBRATES]

1104
00:58:12,149 --> 00:58:14,151
[MAN ON TV]
I'll take 4 boxes of thin mints.

1105
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,850
[WOMAN ON TV] Do you know
how humiliating this day was?

1106
00:58:17,024 --> 00:58:19,461
I need to go to bed soon.

1107
00:58:20,549 --> 00:58:22,725
I have to get up early to run.

1108
00:58:29,384 --> 00:58:30,690
[SIGHS]

1109
00:58:33,649 --> 00:58:36,260
[CLEARS THROAT, GRUNTS SOFTLY]

1110
00:58:37,740 --> 00:58:39,350
[MOANS]

1111
00:58:43,572 --> 00:58:46,009
The blanket just moved.

1112
00:58:46,183 --> 00:58:47,620
No, it didn't.

1113
00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,753
I don't think it did.

1114
00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,886
You want to check on that?

1115
00:58:56,498 --> 00:58:58,805
[BRITTANY CHUCKLES]
[JERN GRUNTS]

1116
00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:09,642
Mm. Let me just get something, okay?
Okay.

1117
00:59:09,816 --> 00:59:13,080
You fucking... You stay
right the fuck there.

1118
00:59:13,254 --> 00:59:15,561
Ah, fuck.
Uh, I'll be right back.

1119
00:59:18,651 --> 00:59:20,304
How does this thing even work?

1120
00:59:26,310 --> 00:59:27,529
[BOTH MOAN SOFTLY]

1121
00:59:27,703 --> 00:59:29,009
Wait, lean back a little.

1122
00:59:29,183 --> 00:59:30,463
Lean back?
Yeah, just so I can...

1123
00:59:30,619 --> 00:59:32,403
Wait, wait. I can do that.

1124
00:59:32,578 --> 00:59:34,580
No, no, no.
I got it. I got it.

1125
00:59:34,754 --> 00:59:37,495
[PANTING]

1126
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:47,331
FUCK.
[GASPING]

1127
00:59:47,505 --> 00:59:50,204
[GRUNTS, MOANS]

1128
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,033
[BOTH PANTING]

1129
00:59:53,207 --> 00:59:55,296
[CHUCKLES]

1130
00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:58,995
Mm, mm, good.
[CHUCKLES]

1131
01:00:08,831 --> 01:00:10,528
Oh, my God.

1132
01:00:10,703 --> 01:00:12,792
No, no. What's wrong?

1133
01:00:12,966 --> 01:00:15,098
It's fine. I just...

1134
01:00:16,709 --> 01:00:19,102
I just enjoyed that very much.

1135
01:00:24,717 --> 01:00:26,153
I could go again.

1136
01:00:26,327 --> 01:00:29,330
[CHUCKLES]
I'm recharged.

1137
01:00:48,523 --> 01:00:50,525
BRITTANY: So, I slept with Jern.

1138
01:00:50,699 --> 01:00:52,005
[LAUGHTER]

1139
01:00:52,179 --> 01:00:53,397
How many times?

1140
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:56,792
Every day this week.

1141
01:00:56,966 --> 01:00:59,055
SETH: You're gonna fall
in love with each other.

1142
01:00:59,229 --> 01:01:00,535
BRITTANY: Yeah, no way.

1143
01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:01,709
CATHERINE: Enjoy this.

1144
01:01:01,797 --> 01:01:02,972
Have fun.

1145
01:01:03,146 --> 01:01:04,626
This is fun, Brittany.

1146
01:01:06,410 --> 01:01:08,238
[LAUGHING]

1147
01:01:16,029 --> 01:01:17,726
[SIGHS]

1148
01:01:21,382 --> 01:01:23,732
[CAMERA CLICKS]

1149
01:01:37,311 --> 01:01:39,008
Whoa, look at you.
You look beautiful.

1150
01:01:39,182 --> 01:01:40,782
I'm five pounds away
from my goal weight.

1151
01:01:40,923 --> 01:01:42,963
Good for you, Brittany, for
going after your goals.

1152
01:01:43,056 --> 01:01:47,277
I told myself, by the time I hit this
age, I would have my college degree.

1153
01:01:47,451 --> 01:01:49,889
That there frame is up there
just collecting dust.

1154
01:01:50,063 --> 01:01:53,544
So, instead of throwing a graduation party
this year, I'm throwing a birthday party.

1155
01:01:53,719 --> 01:01:55,546
I know I ain't do it last year at 40,

1156
01:01:55,721 --> 01:01:58,419
but this year, I'm getting it crackin'.

1157
01:01:58,593 --> 01:02:02,423
So, the Sunday after my birthday...
we're roasting a pig.

1158
01:02:02,597 --> 01:02:04,730
Oh, I'll pick you up
at the bus station.

1159
01:02:04,904 --> 01:02:07,907
You guys, that... that's
the day of the marathon.

1160
01:02:08,081 --> 01:02:09,952
CICI: Well, it's for dinner,

1161
01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,259
so after you run,
just hop on the bus.

1162
01:02:12,433 --> 01:02:14,435
Oh, please.
It's for Demetrius.

1163
01:02:14,609 --> 01:02:16,132
I'd love to be there for you, D,

1164
01:02:16,306 --> 01:02:19,005
but I'm gonna need, like,
an ice bath that day.

1165
01:02:19,179 --> 01:02:20,746
I'm making a whole new Brittany,

1166
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,560
and I can't really
disrupt that right now.

1167
01:02:22,617 --> 01:02:25,402
I'm, uh... I'm gonna get back
into advertising again.

1168
01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:27,056
I'm doing it.

1169
01:02:27,230 --> 01:02:31,278
I'm just...
I'm doing it. Me.

1170
01:02:36,979 --> 01:02:39,329
[NOISEMAKERS RATTLING]

1171
01:02:39,503 --> 01:02:41,418
[PEOPLE CHEERING, WHISTLING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]

1172
01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:45,335
GRETCHEN: Brittany?

1173
01:02:49,165 --> 01:02:50,950
Hey.

1174
01:02:51,124 --> 01:02:52,299
You look amazing.

1175
01:02:52,473 --> 01:02:54,214
Uh, babe, Brittany.

1176
01:02:54,388 --> 01:02:56,216
Wow, you-- you look incredible.

1177
01:02:56,390 --> 01:02:58,784
Thank you, Terrence,
but on the inside,

1178
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:00,829
I'll always be who I always was.

1179
01:03:02,744 --> 01:03:04,050
I thought you guys broke up.

1180
01:03:04,224 --> 01:03:07,270
That was just a dramatic fight.
[CHUCKLES]

1181
01:03:07,444 --> 01:03:10,796
You know, the guy I subletted
your room to, he's never home.

1182
01:03:10,970 --> 01:03:12,449
You should sleep there sometime.

1183
01:03:12,623 --> 01:03:14,364
I mean, I'm at Terrence's
most nights,

1184
01:03:14,538 --> 01:03:17,019
but maybe we can grab
dinner or something?

1185
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,673
I'm running a marathon,

1186
01:03:18,847 --> 01:03:22,895
so I don't really have time
for anything right now.

1187
01:03:24,766 --> 01:03:26,507
Well, this is my stop.

1188
01:03:26,681 --> 01:03:29,727
Me and all these other runners
are headed to the half marathon.

1189
01:03:29,902 --> 01:03:32,208
I guess you could call us
serious runners.

1190
01:03:32,382 --> 01:03:35,081
Very real, very serious,

1191
01:03:35,255 --> 01:03:38,084
athletic,
marathon-training runners.

1192
01:03:38,258 --> 01:03:39,825
Bye.

1193
01:03:41,957 --> 01:03:43,611
What was that about?

1194
01:03:49,356 --> 01:03:50,705
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

1195
01:03:50,879 --> 01:03:52,315
Hey.

1196
01:03:52,489 --> 01:03:55,623
I got a spot-- the lottery.

1197
01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,799
Oh, my God,
I'm running to my computer.

1198
01:04:08,505 --> 01:04:10,638
Seth, I'm so happy for you.

1199
01:04:10,812 --> 01:04:11,987
Oh, no.

1200
01:04:12,161 --> 01:04:13,989
Yeah, I didn't get one.

1201
01:04:14,163 --> 01:04:15,730
But it's okay.

1202
01:04:15,904 --> 01:04:18,385
I just have to raise money
for a charity now.

1203
01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:20,300
Totally doable.
[CHUCKLES]

1204
01:04:20,474 --> 01:04:24,391
I mean, I can't save money for
myself, but I'll figure it out.

1205
01:04:24,565 --> 01:04:26,088
Shit.

1206
01:04:26,262 --> 01:04:28,382
Let's talk about it at
Catherine's housewarming party.

1207
01:04:28,395 --> 01:04:30,310
She found a great place
with room for her kids.

1208
01:04:30,484 --> 01:04:33,574
We're gonna go and support her,
and I'm gonna help you.

1209
01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:37,099
Wh-Why would you want
to do that?

1210
01:04:37,273 --> 01:04:39,885
[CHUCKLING]
Because I'm your friend, Brittany.

1211
01:04:42,104 --> 01:04:44,280
MAN: Did you see Rodrigo's
fire installation?

1212
01:04:44,454 --> 01:04:47,588
CATHERINE: Uh, Tina saw
it, and she liked it.

1213
01:04:47,762 --> 01:04:49,807
Really?
Yeah. Believe so.

1214
01:04:49,982 --> 01:04:52,245
What'd you think?
[SIGHS]

1215
01:04:52,419 --> 01:04:54,943
I found the whole showing cold.

1216
01:04:55,117 --> 01:04:56,466
Very cold.

1217
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,294
And in no way subversive;
very literal.

1218
01:04:58,468 --> 01:05:00,348
Oh, you guys are talking
about The Walking Dead?

1219
01:05:00,427 --> 01:05:01,515
Very literal.

1220
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,604
This is...
This is Brittany.

1221
01:05:03,778 --> 01:05:05,823
I have the studio
above her apartment.

1222
01:05:05,998 --> 01:05:08,130
And we're training
for the marathon together.

1223
01:05:08,304 --> 01:05:10,132
[BRITTANY CHUCKLES]

1224
01:05:10,306 --> 01:05:12,830
Uh... okay.

1225
01:05:13,005 --> 01:05:14,397
[BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY]

1226
01:05:14,571 --> 01:05:16,878
I'm gonna get another job.
SETH: What?

1227
01:05:17,052 --> 01:05:19,663
You're stretched thinner
than a Listerine strip.

1228
01:05:19,837 --> 01:05:21,491
[LAUGHTER]
Just tell her.

1229
01:05:21,665 --> 01:05:23,798
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1230
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:28,411
So, my family has this trust,

1231
01:05:28,585 --> 01:05:31,371
and every year,
I get to make a donation

1232
01:05:31,545 --> 01:05:33,895
to an organization that I pick.

1233
01:05:34,069 --> 01:05:36,942
So, Seth wanted to pitch in,

1234
01:05:37,116 --> 01:05:41,120
because we wouldn't even be running
this marathon if it wasn't for you.

1235
01:05:50,085 --> 01:05:52,783
You really inspired us, Britt.

1236
01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:56,657
You're gonna do it.

1237
01:05:56,831 --> 01:05:59,138
You're gonna run the marathon.

1238
01:06:00,487 --> 01:06:02,228
[SCOFFS QUIETLY]

1239
01:06:07,189 --> 01:06:10,758
This money should be going
to something you care about.

1240
01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:13,152
It is.

1241
01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:16,546
[LAUGHING]
Okay.

1242
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,680
I don't need you to, like,
force your way into my life

1243
01:06:19,854 --> 01:06:22,291
and give me pep talks
and checks.

1244
01:06:22,465 --> 01:06:23,901
I don't need your pity.

1245
01:06:24,076 --> 01:06:25,555
SETH: We're just trying to help.

1246
01:06:25,729 --> 01:06:27,644
BRITTANY: I don't need that.

1247
01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,864
I can do this on my own.

1248
01:06:32,345 --> 01:06:34,216
Do you know what time it is?

1249
01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:37,263
I forgot, I--
I have to go to something.

1250
01:06:37,437 --> 01:06:39,917
SETH: I thought we were
gonna get dinner with Jern.

1251
01:06:40,092 --> 01:06:42,398
I told Peter we were gonna
meet your boyfriend.

1252
01:06:42,572 --> 01:06:44,270
He's not my fucking boyfriend.

1253
01:06:44,444 --> 01:06:46,272
Don't know why
you keep saying that.

1254
01:06:46,446 --> 01:06:49,623
Your place is great.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1255
01:06:51,103 --> 01:06:53,018
[CHATTERING]
[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING]

1256
01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:55,368
I'm starving.
Finally. I'm famished.

1257
01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:57,892
Where are your friends?

1258
01:06:58,066 --> 01:07:00,286
Uh, something happened
with their kid.

1259
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:02,027
Parents.

1260
01:07:02,201 --> 01:07:03,245
[GROANS]
Yeah.

1261
01:07:03,419 --> 01:07:04,725
All right, well,
I'm always happy

1262
01:07:04,899 --> 01:07:06,814
when it's just
the two of us anyway.

1263
01:07:08,555 --> 01:07:10,774
We're just having sex, right?

1264
01:07:10,948 --> 01:07:12,776
I mean, we're not dating.

1265
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:16,215
Uh-uh, no, uh-- We don't
have to define anything.

1266
01:07:16,389 --> 01:07:17,390
Right.

1267
01:07:17,564 --> 01:07:19,131
Okay, so we're not.

1268
01:07:19,305 --> 01:07:20,741
I could never date you.

1269
01:07:20,915 --> 01:07:23,135
[LAUGHS]
[BRITTANY CHUCKLES]

1270
01:07:23,309 --> 01:07:25,572
Okay, then.

1271
01:07:25,746 --> 01:07:27,661
Thank you.
What do you want to eat?

1272
01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:29,445
Chips and salsa
are just fine, so...

1273
01:07:29,619 --> 01:07:32,883
- I thought you were starving.
- Well, maybe I'm just thirsty.

1274
01:07:33,928 --> 01:07:36,061
[CAMERA CLICKS]

1275
01:07:44,373 --> 01:07:45,418
[CAMERA CLICKS]

1276
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,909
Fuck.

1277
01:07:59,084 --> 01:08:00,607
[SIGHS]

1278
01:08:16,971 --> 01:08:18,364
Fuck.

1279
01:08:27,634 --> 01:08:29,288
[SIGHS]

1280
01:08:45,695 --> 01:08:48,611
[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

1281
01:08:49,569 --> 01:08:51,223
[WHIMPERS]

1282
01:08:51,397 --> 01:08:54,051
[PANTING]

1283
01:08:54,226 --> 01:08:55,662
[GROANING]
Oh, shit.

1284
01:08:58,404 --> 01:08:59,535
[SHUDDERS]

1285
01:08:59,709 --> 01:09:01,450
[EXHALES]

1286
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,041
[WHIMPERS IN PAIN]

1287
01:09:27,215 --> 01:09:28,999
[GROANS]

1288
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:36,485
You've made such
incredible progress.

1289
01:09:36,659 --> 01:09:38,661
You're giving me sympathy?
It's that bad?

1290
01:09:38,835 --> 01:09:40,489
You have a stress fracture.

1291
01:09:40,663 --> 01:09:43,275
Okay.
Uh, from overuse.

1292
01:09:43,449 --> 01:09:46,626
Next time, you got to pay attention
to your pain. Sure. Fine.

1293
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,040
What do I have to do to make
sure I can run the marathon?

1294
01:09:49,194 --> 01:09:51,457
It's in five weeks.
I'm sorry.

1295
01:09:51,631 --> 01:09:53,850
You're gonna have to stay off
your foot for eight weeks.

1296
01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:55,678
Maybe more, depending.

1297
01:09:55,852 --> 01:09:58,551
But the good news is that your
blood pressure, your BMI--

1298
01:09:58,725 --> 01:10:00,205
I'm sorry, what do--
What do you mean?

1299
01:10:00,335 --> 01:10:02,119
Then how do I run the marathon?

1300
01:10:02,294 --> 01:10:04,209
How am I supposed
to run the marathon?

1301
01:10:04,383 --> 01:10:08,169
Well, in six weeks, you'll come
back, and we'll see what's next.

1302
01:10:09,692 --> 01:10:11,433
You may have suffered
permanent damage.

1303
01:10:12,652 --> 01:10:13,827
SETH: Brittany, ugh.

1304
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:16,525
How can I help? How can you help me?

1305
01:10:16,699 --> 01:10:19,224
How can you help
a former-turned-future fat girl

1306
01:10:19,398 --> 01:10:21,313
with a bum leg
and chafed armpits?

1307
01:10:21,487 --> 01:10:22,836
Hey, everything's gonna be fine.

1308
01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:25,621
I was trying
to turn my life around.

1309
01:10:25,795 --> 01:10:29,451
And now you'll be the man
who proved himself to his son

1310
01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,975
by running
the New York City Marathon,

1311
01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:36,632
and Catherine will be the woman who got out of
a bad marriage and ran a freaking marathon,

1312
01:10:36,806 --> 01:10:40,941
and I'm gonna be a girl who was stupid enough
to think she could turn her life around

1313
01:10:41,115 --> 01:10:43,335
and instead needed
a fucking seat belt extender

1314
01:10:43,509 --> 01:10:45,149
and couldn't even walk dogs for a living.

1315
01:10:45,206 --> 01:10:47,513
Don't-- Don't say that.
Stop.

1316
01:10:47,687 --> 01:10:49,645
Oh, I got to go.

1317
01:10:49,819 --> 01:10:52,213
[GROANING]
Hey.

1318
01:10:52,387 --> 01:10:54,607
[SNIFFLES]
You got to come with me.

1319
01:10:54,781 --> 01:10:56,217
I want to show you
something, okay?

1320
01:10:56,391 --> 01:10:59,873
Come with me real quick.
I just want you to see the--

1321
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:01,614
What happened to your leg?

1322
01:11:01,788 --> 01:11:04,921
What, you wouldn't fuck a girl
with an Aircast?

1323
01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:06,706
[CHUCKLES]
Wh-What?

1324
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,659
How about a girl who weighs
50 pounds more than me, Jern?

1325
01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:12,015
Because guess what-- the pounds
are coming back from vacation.

1326
01:11:12,189 --> 01:11:13,539
Did you hurt yourself?

1327
01:11:13,713 --> 01:11:16,542
Yes, Jern, I hurt myself.

1328
01:11:19,719 --> 01:11:23,288
[VOICE BREAKING] It was really
nice to be a woman for once.

1329
01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:31,165
People held doors for me.

1330
01:11:31,339 --> 01:11:33,298
I'll hold doors for you.

1331
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:38,868
You're not a man, Jern.
You're a misguided little boy.

1332
01:11:43,656 --> 01:11:44,656
Milo!

1333
01:11:44,787 --> 01:11:46,659
Milo, come here.
Come here.

1334
01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:47,921
Oh, yeah.

1335
01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:50,097
Oh, Daddy missed you.

1336
01:11:50,271 --> 01:11:53,056
Hey, Milo.

1337
01:11:53,230 --> 01:11:55,711
Oh, I missed you so much.

1338
01:11:55,885 --> 01:11:58,410
The plants out front are dead.

1339
01:12:05,895 --> 01:12:08,855
Did you pieces of shit
move in to our house?

1340
01:12:09,029 --> 01:12:10,247
Fuck.

1341
01:12:10,422 --> 01:12:13,599
["SAYONARA" BY REBECCA & FIONA PLAYING]

1342
01:12:13,773 --> 01:12:15,644
♪ Fuck the world ♪

1343
01:12:15,818 --> 01:12:17,951
♪ I don't care anymore ♪
Jesus.

1344
01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:19,866
♪ If you're feelin' like I... ♪

1345
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,129
This is the bus
to Philly, right?

1346
01:12:22,303 --> 01:12:23,870
Yeah.

1347
01:12:24,044 --> 01:12:26,481
Oh. Sorry.

1348
01:12:26,655 --> 01:12:28,396
♪ Both feet on the ground And a ♪

1349
01:12:28,570 --> 01:12:31,443
Okay.
♪ Head up in the clouds ♪

1350
01:12:31,617 --> 01:12:33,488
♪ How low can you go?
Let me know ♪

1351
01:12:33,662 --> 01:12:37,536
♪ Hey, nothing lasts forever ♪

1352
01:12:37,710 --> 01:12:41,278
♪ I just gotta tell it
To myself ♪

1353
01:12:41,453 --> 01:12:43,280
♪ So one day I can wave it ♪

1354
01:12:43,455 --> 01:12:45,457
No.
♪ Sayonara ♪

1355
01:12:45,631 --> 01:12:48,024
♪ I'll be gone tomorrow ♪

1356
01:12:48,198 --> 01:12:50,897
♪ I just need to say
what's on my mind ♪

1357
01:12:51,071 --> 01:12:52,681
[KIDS SQUEALING]
Potty, potty.

1358
01:12:52,855 --> 01:12:55,292
♪ So finally I can wave it
Sayonara ♪

1359
01:12:55,467 --> 01:12:57,382
[SINGER VOCALIZING, SONG FADES]

1360
01:12:57,556 --> 01:13:00,515
[BRITTANY SIGHS]
Well, um...

1361
01:13:00,689 --> 01:13:03,170
you know, we're really happy
that you're here.

1362
01:13:03,344 --> 01:13:05,694
Well, thanks for having me.

1363
01:13:05,868 --> 01:13:07,696
We put Caroline in the room
with the boys,

1364
01:13:07,870 --> 01:13:11,004
so you can stay in her room,
you know, while you're here.

1365
01:13:11,178 --> 01:13:12,745
- Oh.
- No big deal.

1366
01:13:12,919 --> 01:13:15,039
She can sleep with me or
whatev-- We'll figure it out.

1367
01:13:16,836 --> 01:13:18,881
And, um,
a-also, me and Cici

1368
01:13:19,055 --> 01:13:21,580
was just talking about this,
but, you know,

1369
01:13:21,754 --> 01:13:24,365
if you decide to make Philly
your permanent home again,

1370
01:13:24,539 --> 01:13:26,062
you can stay down
in the basement.

1371
01:13:26,236 --> 01:13:27,956
It'd be your own apartment
just to yourself.

1372
01:13:27,977 --> 01:13:29,097
I'm-I'm not gonna need that.

1373
01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:30,980
I'm just gonna be here
a few weeks.

1374
01:13:31,154 --> 01:13:34,375
Just need some time to heal.
But thanks.

1375
01:13:57,572 --> 01:13:59,705
[SIGHS]

1376
01:13:59,879 --> 01:14:02,359
["I'VE GOT SOMETHING GOOD"
BY SAM & KITTY PLAYING]

1377
01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:07,887
♪ Hey, I've got
something good... ♪

1378
01:14:08,061 --> 01:14:12,195
CICI: Brittany, can you
come upstairs and help me?

1379
01:14:12,369 --> 01:14:14,415
Coming, honey.

1380
01:14:14,589 --> 01:14:17,462
♪ I'VE GOT SOMETHING GOOD ♪
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

1381
01:14:17,636 --> 01:14:21,248
♪ Baby, I got
Something good for you ♪

1382
01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:23,119
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1383
01:14:23,293 --> 01:14:25,818
♪ I'm gonna save it for you ♪

1384
01:14:25,992 --> 01:14:28,473
♪ And only you ♪

1385
01:14:28,647 --> 01:14:30,083
Wow.

1386
01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:32,259
♪ 'Cause that love
Is good as gold ♪

1387
01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:34,087
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

1388
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:35,828
♪ And you won't even know
It's cold ♪

1389
01:14:36,002 --> 01:14:39,440
♪ Hey, I've got Something good ♪

1390
01:14:39,614 --> 01:14:42,051
♪ I've got something good ♪
[SONG FADES]

1391
01:15:09,862 --> 01:15:11,341
[TAPS KEY]

1392
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,171
Do you love birds?

1393
01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:17,086
Majestic creatures,

1394
01:15:17,260 --> 01:15:19,257
Descendants of the dinosaurs?
[VIDEO: BIRDS CHIRPING]

1395
01:15:19,262 --> 01:15:20,481
Me, too.

1396
01:15:20,655 --> 01:15:24,746
But when it rains, all the birds go away.

1397
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,182
[DANCE MUSIC PULSING ON VIDEO]

1398
01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:29,577
Introducing...

1399
01:15:29,751 --> 01:15:31,013
[GRUNTS]

1400
01:15:31,187 --> 01:15:32,624
...the bird poncho.

1401
01:15:32,798 --> 01:15:34,016
It's art meets utility.

1402
01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:36,105
What is this?

1403
01:15:36,279 --> 01:15:37,799
And it's not just
for liberal elitists.

1404
01:15:37,933 --> 01:15:40,240
It's for businessmen
and schoolchildren

1405
01:15:40,414 --> 01:15:42,590
and business-children
and school-men.

1406
01:15:42,764 --> 01:15:45,245
That's his life's dream?

1407
01:15:45,419 --> 01:15:47,769
The fucking bird poncho?

1408
01:15:47,943 --> 01:15:51,599
That is so fucking dumb. We got hats.
We're gonna do boots.

1409
01:15:51,773 --> 01:15:53,558
[TAPS KEY, VIDEO STOPS]

1410
01:15:53,732 --> 01:15:55,908
I slept with him.

1411
01:15:59,564 --> 01:16:01,478
[CELL PHONE DINGS]

1412
01:16:11,314 --> 01:16:12,881
[LAUGHTER, CHATTER]
Mmm, mmm!

1413
01:16:13,055 --> 01:16:14,840
DEMETRIUS: I ordered a pig.
Is the pig here?

1414
01:16:15,014 --> 01:16:16,755
What happened to the pig?
It never came.

1415
01:16:16,929 --> 01:16:18,569
[LAUGHTER]
We've been waiting on this pig.

1416
01:16:18,626 --> 01:16:20,188
That's why we're eating
lasagna and cheesesteaks.

1417
01:16:20,193 --> 01:16:22,064
This don't even match.

1418
01:16:22,238 --> 01:16:23,979
I wanted a pig ass.

1419
01:16:24,153 --> 01:16:25,720
Oh. Sorry.

1420
01:16:25,894 --> 01:16:27,374
Oh.
Sorry.

1421
01:16:27,548 --> 01:16:29,506
WOMAN: Hey, hey, guys!
MAN: Hey.

1422
01:16:29,681 --> 01:16:32,684
Look who it is.
My favorite people.

1423
01:16:32,858 --> 01:16:34,458
Yeah, it's the birthday boy.
How are you?

1424
01:16:34,468 --> 01:16:35,512
It's good to see you. Hi.

1425
01:16:35,687 --> 01:16:36,992
Happy birthday, Dem.
We made it.

1426
01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,646
We got this for you.
Thank you.

1427
01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:40,169
Matty!
MATTY: Look at this guy.

1428
01:16:40,343 --> 01:16:41,775
DEMETRIUS: Wow, they got me
a gift and everything.

1429
01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:43,390
Hold this for me.
Thank you.

1430
01:16:43,564 --> 01:16:45,740
MATTY: Don't open it here.
Save it.

1431
01:16:45,914 --> 01:16:48,520
- Go back and, uh, enjoy--
- Good to see y'all. Thanks for coming, man.

1432
01:16:48,525 --> 01:16:49,870
MATTY: You look great.
Look at you.

1433
01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:51,132
DEMETRIUS: Hold this for me, baby.

1434
01:16:51,137 --> 01:16:52,177
Oh, man.
Glad to see y'all.

1435
01:16:52,312 --> 01:16:54,096
[LAUGHING]

1436
01:16:54,270 --> 01:16:58,448
Uh, we're-we're so lucky
that you could all be here

1437
01:16:58,623 --> 01:17:00,581
to celebrate this day with us.

1438
01:17:00,755 --> 01:17:06,065
And we're so grateful that my little
sister, Brittany, is here with us now.

1439
01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:09,546
I would, uh,
like to say a few words

1440
01:17:09,721 --> 01:17:12,245
about the man
known as Demetrius.

1441
01:17:12,419 --> 01:17:13,855
How'd you two meet?

1442
01:17:14,029 --> 01:17:15,988
Us?

1443
01:17:16,162 --> 01:17:18,512
Uh, Brittany,
let Cici finish the speech.

1444
01:17:18,686 --> 01:17:20,422
She's saying a lot
of amazing things about me.

1445
01:17:20,427 --> 01:17:22,037
Keep going, baby.

1446
01:17:22,211 --> 01:17:25,388
When it comes to the man
I love, the man who is--

1447
01:17:25,562 --> 01:17:29,088
They're just, like, an odd couple.
That's why I wonder.

1448
01:17:31,786 --> 01:17:35,964
Um, we first met at the showroom.
Matty came in to just--

1449
01:17:36,138 --> 01:17:38,140
Like, a long time ago?

1450
01:17:39,925 --> 01:17:42,667
I don't like
what you're getting at.

1451
01:17:44,233 --> 01:17:45,793
I'm just getting at
what everyone thinks

1452
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,410
when they see you guys together.

1453
01:17:47,584 --> 01:17:49,277
DEMETRIUS: Brittany, that's enough.
Just shut up, okay?

1454
01:17:49,282 --> 01:17:50,283
Stop it right now.

1455
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:51,806
Did you just tell me to shut up?

1456
01:17:51,980 --> 01:17:54,722
Don't tell me to shut up
in front of everybody.

1457
01:17:54,896 --> 01:17:56,985
I'm gonna set up some games
inside, if you want to--

1458
01:17:57,159 --> 01:17:59,814
I'm having a conversation
with a nice overweight woman.

1459
01:17:59,988 --> 01:18:01,120
Stop it.

1460
01:18:01,294 --> 01:18:04,253
Her BMW is high, or whatever.

1461
01:18:04,427 --> 01:18:06,125
The chart.
There's a chart.

1462
01:18:06,299 --> 01:18:07,469
I'm sorry. Can you guys
excuse me for a second?

1463
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,389
CICI: No, don't leave. Jas.

1464
01:18:09,563 --> 01:18:11,516
- DEMETRIUS: Brittany!
- Wouldn't you rather know the truth

1465
01:18:11,521 --> 01:18:14,133
than walk around
with a dumb smile on your face?

1466
01:18:14,307 --> 01:18:16,265
I mean, it's okay
to keep him around, honey,

1467
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:18,790
but someone needs to tell you
what everyone really thinks.

1468
01:18:18,964 --> 01:18:21,662
- He doesn't love you.
- That's enough!

1469
01:18:21,836 --> 01:18:25,971
You can't love someone
that you don't respect.

1470
01:18:26,145 --> 01:18:27,886
Covered in rolls.

1471
01:18:29,235 --> 01:18:30,889
Jelly rolls.

1472
01:18:31,063 --> 01:18:34,153
Dinner rolls, body rolls.
[LAUGHS]

1473
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,157
Happy birthday, Dem.

1474
01:18:38,331 --> 01:18:40,115
Come on, man,
I'm just being funny.

1475
01:18:40,289 --> 01:18:44,206
People love fat people
when they're being funny.

1476
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:47,122
Your wife's probably
fucking hilarious.

1477
01:18:47,296 --> 01:18:50,169
[SIZZLING]

1478
01:18:56,218 --> 01:18:57,698
Advil?

1479
01:19:03,922 --> 01:19:05,706
[SIGHS]

1480
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,752
What the fuck was that?

1481
01:19:08,927 --> 01:19:10,537
I was drunk.

1482
01:19:10,711 --> 01:19:12,669
You know you got to go
over there and apologize.

1483
01:19:12,844 --> 01:19:14,933
Yeah, I know.

1484
01:19:15,107 --> 01:19:17,631
When did you become
so judgmental?

1485
01:19:17,805 --> 01:19:19,589
Jasmine is one of
the nicest women I know.

1486
01:19:19,764 --> 01:19:22,114
I thought you two would hit
it off and be friends.

1487
01:19:22,288 --> 01:19:23,463
I don't need you to, like,

1488
01:19:23,637 --> 01:19:25,552
matchmake friends for me,
Demetrius.

1489
01:19:25,726 --> 01:19:27,597
That's not what it's about.

1490
01:19:27,772 --> 01:19:30,035
Everybody need good people
to have around.

1491
01:19:30,209 --> 01:19:32,472
I get by fine on my own.

1492
01:19:34,256 --> 01:19:37,042
[SIGHS]

1493
01:19:37,216 --> 01:19:40,828
Look, chum, I know it's a bummer
being back here in Philly, but...

1494
01:19:41,002 --> 01:19:42,787
I'm here for you.

1495
01:19:44,658 --> 01:19:47,139
You're a good person,
Demetrius, but...

1496
01:19:48,967 --> 01:19:50,751
my life is what it is.

1497
01:19:50,925 --> 01:19:52,753
So, everything I did for you
was for nothing?

1498
01:19:52,927 --> 01:19:57,540
All those dance team shows I went
to and parent/teacher conferences?

1499
01:19:57,714 --> 01:19:59,891
Oh, oh, going to the store
at 10:00 p.m.

1500
01:20:00,065 --> 01:20:03,372
to buy tampons for you
meant nothing?

1501
01:20:03,546 --> 01:20:05,461
I guess I'm the idiot, right?

1502
01:20:05,635 --> 01:20:07,463
I'm the stupid one.

1503
01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,684
Who withdrew my college application
to make sure you were okay,

1504
01:20:10,858 --> 01:20:12,817
because I wanted to help
make up for your mom.

1505
01:20:12,991 --> 01:20:15,994
And after all that, you still just
want to get through life alone.

1506
01:20:16,168 --> 01:20:17,517
How am I supposed to fix that?

1507
01:20:17,691 --> 01:20:19,867
You got to let people in,
Brittany.

1508
01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:22,696
You think I don't see you hitting
"ignore" when people call you?

1509
01:20:22,870 --> 01:20:24,567
I'm embarrassed.

1510
01:20:24,741 --> 01:20:25,999
So, because you're embarrassed,
you're just gonna be an island?

1511
01:20:26,004 --> 01:20:28,136
That's your solution?

1512
01:20:28,310 --> 01:20:30,922
When your mom left your dad,
he was humiliated.

1513
01:20:31,096 --> 01:20:32,488
He was a puddle.

1514
01:20:32,662 --> 01:20:34,316
But you stroked his hair,

1515
01:20:34,490 --> 01:20:36,275
and you put paper towels
on your head

1516
01:20:36,449 --> 01:20:38,799
and danced around him
and made him laugh.

1517
01:20:38,973 --> 01:20:43,238
And every day, you'd wake up and do something
just like that 'cause you knew he needed you.

1518
01:20:43,412 --> 01:20:46,807
Your dad found happiness
because of that.

1519
01:20:46,981 --> 01:20:52,073
And I'm not gonna lie to you-- if he would've
rejected that, he would've been a damn fool.

1520
01:20:52,247 --> 01:20:54,554
I used to do that?

1521
01:20:54,728 --> 01:20:57,687
Put paper towels
on my head and dance?

1522
01:20:57,862 --> 01:20:59,472
You still do that.

1523
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,338
I'm serious. You did it on
Skype, like, three months ago.

1524
01:21:01,343 --> 01:21:03,258
The kids are still
talking about it.

1525
01:21:03,432 --> 01:21:06,174
You changing your life
and wanting to run this marathon

1526
01:21:06,348 --> 01:21:09,395
was never about your weight.

1527
01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:13,442
It was about you taking
responsibility for yourself.

1528
01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:15,923
I know.

1529
01:21:16,097 --> 01:21:17,751
You got to stop being mean.

1530
01:21:17,925 --> 01:21:21,233
Some people actually want
good things for you.

1531
01:21:21,407 --> 01:21:24,105
If someone wants
to support you...

1532
01:21:26,107 --> 01:21:27,935
I should let them.

1533
01:21:45,257 --> 01:21:47,041
[KNOCKING]

1534
01:21:48,303 --> 01:21:49,739
Here you go.

1535
01:22:00,925 --> 01:22:02,709
[CHIMES]

1536
01:22:09,063 --> 01:22:11,892
[JASMINE]
I want thank you for...

1537
01:22:12,066 --> 01:22:15,374
the lovely flowers and the note.

1538
01:22:15,548 --> 01:22:18,203
But I want you
to know something.

1539
01:22:18,377 --> 01:22:20,031
I know your pain.

1540
01:22:21,597 --> 01:22:23,948
'Cause it was my pain, too.

1541
01:22:25,819 --> 01:22:29,736
I think about my body every day.

1542
01:22:29,910 --> 01:22:32,347
I have my whole life.

1543
01:22:32,521 --> 01:22:35,872
But I decided
that even with my pain,

1544
01:22:36,047 --> 01:22:39,180
my fear, my self-judgment,

1545
01:22:39,354 --> 01:22:42,836
other people's judgments,
I wanted to be happy.

1546
01:22:43,010 --> 01:22:44,969
And I am.

1547
01:22:45,143 --> 01:22:47,797
Best wishes. Jasmine.

1548
01:23:03,074 --> 01:23:04,597
How are you guys?

1549
01:23:04,771 --> 01:23:06,811
Let's start there. I feel
like I never ask you that.

1550
01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:08,253
How are you doing?

1551
01:23:09,689 --> 01:23:11,256
SETH: Yeah.

1552
01:23:11,430 --> 01:23:13,910
There's a lot to catch up on.

1553
01:23:14,085 --> 01:23:15,738
Yeah.

1554
01:23:15,912 --> 01:23:18,872
I mean, you guys did it.
So proud of you.

1555
01:23:19,046 --> 01:23:21,222
Saw the pictures and...

1556
01:23:21,396 --> 01:23:22,745
We reached out.

1557
01:23:22,919 --> 01:23:24,704
I know.

1558
01:23:24,878 --> 01:23:26,880
I'm sorry.

1559
01:23:27,054 --> 01:23:31,667
I'm just, um,
really fucked-up in life.

1560
01:23:31,841 --> 01:23:33,974
So is everyone.

1561
01:23:38,283 --> 01:23:40,285
We missed you, Brittany.

1562
01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:53,907
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

1563
01:24:00,392 --> 01:24:02,133
Why does it say you relapsed?

1564
01:24:02,307 --> 01:24:04,526
I didn't.

1565
01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:06,702
But it-it says that you did.

1566
01:24:06,876 --> 01:24:10,880
Mm.
I was... doing a shoot.

1567
01:24:11,055 --> 01:24:13,274
I fell. I broke my wrist.

1568
01:24:13,448 --> 01:24:15,668
This was months before
we started running.

1569
01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:17,974
And then the doctor
prescribed me oxycodone.

1570
01:24:18,149 --> 01:24:19,715
I took it.
I didn't tell my husband,

1571
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,674
because he gets weird
about these things.

1572
01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,110
He found the bottle.

1573
01:24:23,284 --> 01:24:24,851
And he kept that
misleading trump card

1574
01:24:25,025 --> 01:24:27,854
in his back pocket
until last month.

1575
01:24:28,028 --> 01:24:30,987
You don't even have visitation rights?
No.

1576
01:24:32,467 --> 01:24:34,252
I'm just... I'm trying
really, really hard

1577
01:24:34,426 --> 01:24:36,950
to just focus on the things
that I can control,

1578
01:24:37,124 --> 01:24:38,778
so I started running a lot.

1579
01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:41,036
I stand up for myself in
mediation, but Marco's a fighter.

1580
01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:43,043
I-- This divorce is,
like, killing me.

1581
01:24:43,217 --> 01:24:46,133
I mean, he pushed me out of the
house, and he's gonna keep pushing.

1582
01:24:46,307 --> 01:24:48,396
I haven't slept in three weeks.

1583
01:24:49,832 --> 01:24:52,487
I just don't think
I can fight him anymore.

1584
01:24:52,661 --> 01:24:55,011
Your kids will never forgive
you if you give up on them.

1585
01:24:55,186 --> 01:24:56,186
I know.

1586
01:24:56,274 --> 01:24:57,492
This could take years.

1587
01:24:58,624 --> 01:25:00,234
Start with this one hearing,

1588
01:25:00,408 --> 01:25:03,498
and then you just take it
step by step.

1589
01:25:04,499 --> 01:25:06,022
Little goals.

1590
01:25:08,242 --> 01:25:09,635
Thank you.

1591
01:25:11,463 --> 01:25:13,987
Goddamn!
It's upsetting how good this is.

1592
01:25:14,161 --> 01:25:16,163
Like, it's so good.

1593
01:25:16,337 --> 01:25:20,472
I ate a dry salad for lunch to feel
okay about this. Mm. Delicious.

1594
01:25:20,646 --> 01:25:23,039
Yeah, it was, like, very dry.

1595
01:25:23,214 --> 01:25:25,216
Like, I looked like
a brontosaurus eating it.

1596
01:25:25,390 --> 01:25:27,750
You looked like a little brontosaurus?
Mm-hmm. I was like...

1597
01:25:27,783 --> 01:25:29,742
- [MUNCHES LOUDLY]
- [MAKING CHEWING NOISES]

1598
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,265
[LAUGHS]

1599
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:34,877
- Care to see a dessert menu?
- Uh, uh, fuck yes.

1600
01:25:35,051 --> 01:25:36,270
Yes, please.
Thank you.

1601
01:25:36,444 --> 01:25:38,316
So, I owe you an apology.
No, you don't.

1602
01:25:38,490 --> 01:25:40,927
Mm-mm. No apologies.
We're all good.

1603
01:25:41,101 --> 01:25:44,626
I just think we should celebrate
a fancy advertising lady.

1604
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:48,761
It's just a coordinator position--
Basically a glorified intern.

1605
01:25:48,935 --> 01:25:51,067
But...
the office is in Tribeca.

1606
01:25:51,242 --> 01:25:52,721
Ooh.
There's room for growth.

1607
01:25:52,895 --> 01:25:55,985
And I, uh... I'll be able
to get my own place.

1608
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:58,597
You are really doing it.
[LAUGHING] Yeah.

1609
01:25:58,771 --> 01:26:01,774
Oh, my God, your Kickstarter
bird poncho video.

1610
01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:03,602
Oh, God, no. Why?

1611
01:26:03,776 --> 01:26:06,779
[STAMMERS] No, I thought
the idea behind it was hilarious.

1612
01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:09,173
I sent it to
my college professor,

1613
01:26:09,347 --> 01:26:10,827
and he basically said
he doesn't think

1614
01:26:10,870 --> 01:26:12,350
somebody like me
could even get into

1615
01:26:12,524 --> 01:26:14,221
the individualized study
school at NYU,

1616
01:26:14,395 --> 01:26:17,093
which is shocking because I
literally graduated from there.

1617
01:26:17,268 --> 01:26:21,446
Yeah. Well, that's--
You know, someone still--

1618
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:23,491
Stop. Stop.
I'll stop talking.

1619
01:26:23,665 --> 01:26:26,146
Tonight is about celebrating.

1620
01:26:30,933 --> 01:26:34,023
This is the part where I get nervous
'cause I have to be honest.

1621
01:26:34,198 --> 01:26:36,156
Um...

1622
01:26:36,330 --> 01:26:39,420
I don't think
we should have sex anymore.

1623
01:26:39,594 --> 01:26:41,727
It's not the best thing
for me right now.

1624
01:26:41,901 --> 01:26:43,685
Okay. Yeah, I get that.

1625
01:26:44,556 --> 01:26:46,514
What if it was more than sex?

1626
01:26:46,688 --> 01:26:49,125
Because we have, um...

1627
01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:51,432
I mean, I think that if...

1628
01:26:51,606 --> 01:26:53,739
You-- You're not making
eye contact with me.

1629
01:26:53,913 --> 01:26:55,088
I'm sorry.
Wow.

1630
01:26:55,262 --> 01:26:57,003
I try to get my shit together,

1631
01:26:57,177 --> 01:26:59,875
and it's just one rejection
after another.

1632
01:27:00,049 --> 01:27:01,529
I get it.
Do you?

1633
01:27:01,703 --> 01:27:04,140
Yes. I very much get it.

1634
01:27:04,315 --> 01:27:05,838
I'm so sorry.

1635
01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:08,884
My whole life has changed
so much this past year,

1636
01:27:09,058 --> 01:27:12,584
and I'm just trying to take
responsibility for myself,

1637
01:27:12,758 --> 01:27:17,284
and I'm not at a place where I can be
responsible for someone else, too.

1638
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:19,982
You don't need to be
responsible for me.

1639
01:27:20,156 --> 01:27:21,767
But I would want to be.

1640
01:27:21,941 --> 01:27:23,203
[LAUGHS]
I-I would.

1641
01:27:23,377 --> 01:27:25,466
[CHUCKLES]
Okay. That's so nice.

1642
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:28,164
We need to figure our
shit out, you know?

1643
01:27:29,557 --> 01:27:31,255
Can we be friends?

1644
01:27:32,343 --> 01:27:34,040
Gross.
I know.

1645
01:27:34,214 --> 01:27:36,216
Does it-- Do you get sick
when you say it?

1646
01:27:36,390 --> 01:27:38,827
Yeah, I feel nauseous.
'Cause it hurts my ears.

1647
01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:41,134
- Could we be friends, though?
- Yuck.

1648
01:27:41,308 --> 01:27:43,484
Is there a world...
Yeah, sure.

1649
01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:45,356
...in which we could be friends?
Yes.

1650
01:27:45,530 --> 01:27:48,359
Should've just told the Uber to
come right to the restaurant.

1651
01:27:48,533 --> 01:27:50,099
[LAUGHING]
No it's fine. It's fine.

1652
01:27:50,274 --> 01:27:52,493
I actually went to the doctor
this morning, and, uh,

1653
01:27:52,667 --> 01:27:54,387
he says I'll be able
to start training soon.

1654
01:27:54,539 --> 01:27:56,758
Are you crazy?
You still want to?

1655
01:27:56,932 --> 01:27:58,673
Yeah, I still want to.

1656
01:27:58,847 --> 01:28:01,894
I want to run the goddamn
New York City Marathon.

1657
01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:05,027
My whole life, the world
told me I was lazy

1658
01:28:05,201 --> 01:28:06,464
because of the way I looked.

1659
01:28:06,638 --> 01:28:08,553
And I told myself
the same thing.

1660
01:28:08,727 --> 01:28:10,119
Fuck that.

1661
01:28:10,294 --> 01:28:13,862
I said I was gonna run
that race, and I'm going to.

1662
01:28:14,036 --> 01:28:15,603
Okay.

1663
01:28:15,777 --> 01:28:17,562
So, what now?

1664
01:28:17,736 --> 01:28:19,656
You're just gonna go home
and hang with Gretchen?

1665
01:28:19,825 --> 01:28:21,305
Oh, she moved in with Terrence.

1666
01:28:21,479 --> 01:28:22,697
Oh.

1667
01:28:22,871 --> 01:28:24,873
You have the place to yourself.

1668
01:28:25,047 --> 01:28:26,701
I could come over.

1669
01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:29,051
But you're not...
you're not going to.

1670
01:28:29,225 --> 01:28:30,705
I'm homeless.

1671
01:28:30,879 --> 01:28:32,228
Homeless?
Yes.

1672
01:28:32,403 --> 01:28:34,579
You have whatever couch
you've been sleeping on.

1673
01:28:34,753 --> 01:28:36,537
Oh.

1674
01:28:36,711 --> 01:28:38,757
That's me.

1675
01:28:42,064 --> 01:28:43,457
Bye, friend.

1676
01:28:43,631 --> 01:28:45,503
[BOTH LAUGH]

1677
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:48,157
JERN: Hey.

1678
01:28:48,332 --> 01:28:49,985
Call me tomorrow?

1679
01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:30,983
Go on.

1680
01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:33,289
WOMAN: Hold it, please!

1681
01:29:36,684 --> 01:29:38,817
[CHUCKLING]
Thank you.

1682
01:29:40,209 --> 01:29:42,821
[QUIET CHATTER]

1683
01:29:58,445 --> 01:30:02,144
- [CHEERING]
- [CHATTERING]

1684
01:30:11,066 --> 01:30:13,895
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]

1685
01:30:30,303 --> 01:30:32,174
[EXHALES]

1686
01:30:48,626 --> 01:30:49,844
MAN: Runners!

1687
01:30:50,715 --> 01:30:52,543
On your mark!

1688
01:30:56,938 --> 01:30:58,331
One block.

1689
01:31:08,472 --> 01:31:11,562
[STARTING GUN FIRES]
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

1690
01:31:17,611 --> 01:31:19,918
[MAN ON PA]
Good morning, runners.

1691
01:31:20,092 --> 01:31:21,702
Welcome.

1692
01:31:21,876 --> 01:31:23,835
You are 50,000 strong,

1693
01:31:24,009 --> 01:31:27,752
from over 125 nations,

1694
01:31:27,926 --> 01:31:30,494
all 50 states,

1695
01:31:30,668 --> 01:31:34,236
all here at the crossroads
of the world.

1696
01:31:35,673 --> 01:31:39,198
Today, you are taking part
in something very special,

1697
01:31:39,372 --> 01:31:42,157
a day that
brings together people

1698
01:31:42,331 --> 01:31:44,595
from all walks of life,

1699
01:31:45,726 --> 01:31:47,946
all backgrounds and beliefs,

1700
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:50,731
all ages and ability.

1701
01:31:52,820 --> 01:31:55,475
Today, the spirit of humanity

1702
01:31:55,649 --> 01:31:58,434
takes center stage.

1703
01:31:58,609 --> 01:32:01,525
Wakey, wakey.
[CHILD GIGGLING]

1704
01:32:01,699 --> 01:32:03,788
[SILLY VOICE]
Rise from your slumber.

1705
01:32:03,962 --> 01:32:05,267
[CHILD GIGGLING]

1706
01:32:05,441 --> 01:32:07,792
Young one, rise.

1707
01:32:07,966 --> 01:32:10,490
[MAN ON PA]
And the spirit of humanity

1708
01:32:10,664 --> 01:32:15,408
has no borders,
only start lines.

1709
01:32:15,582 --> 01:32:17,497
So, welcome to the start line

1710
01:32:17,671 --> 01:32:21,240
of the TCS
New York City Marathon.

1711
01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:29,204
WOMAN: It is raining out here.

1712
01:32:29,378 --> 01:32:30,940
A light drizzle. It's
perfect for you, right?

1713
01:32:30,945 --> 01:32:32,468
Loving it.
The runners are loving it.

1714
01:32:35,515 --> 01:32:39,258
REPORTER: This is where the marathon
and the party collide-- the 8-mile mark.

1715
01:32:39,432 --> 01:32:41,565
They still have a lot
of pep in their step.

1716
01:32:41,739 --> 01:32:43,436
We still got a lot of...

1717
01:32:43,610 --> 01:32:45,394
Ah, that's what
I'm talking about!

1718
01:33:07,068 --> 01:33:09,288
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

1719
01:33:10,942 --> 01:33:12,857
REPORTER #2: And the elite athletes

1720
01:33:13,031 --> 01:33:15,773
are finding their stride in
the final paces of the race,

1721
01:33:15,947 --> 01:33:18,036
with over 50,000 runners
behind them

1722
01:33:18,210 --> 01:33:20,778
hoping to go the distance
themselves.

1723
01:34:02,950 --> 01:34:05,083
[GROANS]

1724
01:34:05,257 --> 01:34:08,347
[GASPING]

1725
01:34:08,521 --> 01:34:10,479
Are you hurt?

1726
01:34:11,698 --> 01:34:12,873
[GROANS]
Are you okay?

1727
01:34:13,047 --> 01:34:14,614
It's just a cramp.

1728
01:34:14,788 --> 01:34:17,748
I've never run further...
further than 22 miles before.

1729
01:34:17,922 --> 01:34:20,751
Do you need a medic?
No, I'm good. I got this.

1730
01:34:20,925 --> 01:34:23,014
[PANTING]

1731
01:34:23,188 --> 01:34:25,320
I just need a second.

1732
01:34:32,023 --> 01:34:33,589
Are you okay?

1733
01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:38,116
You want to leave the race?

1734
01:34:42,511 --> 01:34:44,426
You made it a really long way.

1735
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:46,211
[CRYING SOFTLY]

1736
01:34:46,385 --> 01:34:48,474
I really wanted
to finish, though.

1737
01:34:50,041 --> 01:34:52,043
Do you need any help?

1738
01:34:53,435 --> 01:34:55,046
[WHIMPERS, SNIFFLES]

1739
01:34:55,220 --> 01:34:57,091
[CRYING SOFTLY]

1740
01:34:57,265 --> 01:34:58,876
SETH: We should be able to find her.

1741
01:34:59,050 --> 01:35:01,356
The app says she's right here.
CHILD: There she is!

1742
01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:03,315
SETH: Go, Brittany!
CHILD: That's her!

1743
01:35:03,489 --> 01:35:05,447
- Go, Brittany!
- Come on, Britt!

1744
01:35:05,621 --> 01:35:07,319
Go! Keep running!

1745
01:35:07,493 --> 01:35:10,931
- PETER: Come on, you can do it!
- You can do this!

1746
01:35:11,105 --> 01:35:12,541
CHILD: Come on, Brittany!

1747
01:35:12,716 --> 01:35:14,718
SETH: Go! You can do it!

1748
01:35:14,892 --> 01:35:17,068
Come on!
CHILD: That's her!

1749
01:35:17,242 --> 01:35:19,070
[CRYING]

1750
01:35:20,375 --> 01:35:22,377
CHILD: Come on, Brittany!

1751
01:35:22,551 --> 01:35:23,944
Go, Brittany!

1752
01:35:24,118 --> 01:35:26,599
We love you, Brittany!

1753
01:35:29,167 --> 01:35:30,767
You got this. Go, Brittany.
You got this.

1754
01:35:30,777 --> 01:35:32,344
Go, Brittany!

1755
01:35:32,518 --> 01:35:35,260
Go, Brittany!
Go, Brittany!

1756
01:35:35,434 --> 01:35:37,523
[SETH WHOOPING]

1757
01:35:40,744 --> 01:35:42,136
Yes, Brittany! Go!

1758
01:35:42,310 --> 01:35:44,399
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING, CLAPPING]

1759
01:35:44,573 --> 01:35:46,619
Whoo!
You can do it!

1760
01:35:54,018 --> 01:35:56,237
[NOISEMAKERS RATTLING]

1761
01:35:59,893 --> 01:36:02,113
[PANTING]

1762
01:36:06,726 --> 01:36:08,597
Yes! Brittany!

1763
01:36:08,772 --> 01:36:10,817
You're doing it!
You're doing it, Brittany!

1764
01:36:10,991 --> 01:36:12,427
Yes! Whoo!

1765
01:36:12,601 --> 01:36:14,908
I love you! Yeah!

1766
01:36:21,480 --> 01:36:23,699
DEMETRIUS: She's gonna do it.

1767
01:36:25,614 --> 01:36:27,355
[CHUCKLES]

1768
01:36:27,529 --> 01:36:28,661
[SNIFFLES]

1769
01:37:17,318 --> 01:37:19,146
Okay.

1770
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:21,714
Be back in 30.
Okay.

1771
01:37:21,888 --> 01:37:23,934
We got a big problem.
What?

1772
01:37:24,108 --> 01:37:26,110
I can't keep having sex
out of wedlock.

1773
01:37:26,284 --> 01:37:28,895
Oh, well, that is a problem.

1774
01:37:29,069 --> 01:37:32,681
I guess we'll just go back
to not having sex, then.

1775
01:37:32,856 --> 01:37:34,335
Love you.
[PHONE BEEPS]

1776
01:37:34,509 --> 01:37:35,766
[WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS"
PLAYING OVER PHONE]

1777
01:37:35,771 --> 01:37:36,772
Are you--
Are you serious?

1778
01:37:36,947 --> 01:37:38,557
I'm not fucking marrying anyone.

1779
01:37:38,731 --> 01:37:39,819
[PHONE BEEPS, MUSIC STOPS]

1780
01:37:39,993 --> 01:37:41,777
Love you.

1781
01:37:43,040 --> 01:37:45,216
["Number one" BY TOVE STYRKE PLAYING]

1782
01:37:50,961 --> 01:37:53,050
♪ Praise cool ♪

1783
01:37:53,224 --> 01:37:55,269
♪ I'm sorry,
But there's no can do ♪

1784
01:37:55,443 --> 01:37:59,404
♪ My youth ain't tangled up
In bad decisions ♪

1785
01:37:59,578 --> 01:38:03,930
♪ Poor you, you thought You
could dictate the rules ♪

1786
01:38:04,104 --> 01:38:07,978
♪ Boo-hoo ♪

1787
01:38:08,152 --> 01:38:10,545
♪ Oh, my The world's on fire ♪

1788
01:38:10,719 --> 01:38:12,721
♪ And maybe I'm just
Chasing rhymes ♪

1789
01:38:12,896 --> 01:38:14,593
♪ Taking is easy ♪

1790
01:38:14,767 --> 01:38:16,987
♪ And I don't care
Where it leads me, baby ♪

1791
01:38:17,161 --> 01:38:18,727
♪ Oh, my, the more I try ♪

1792
01:38:18,902 --> 01:38:21,513
♪ The closer I get
To wasting time ♪

1793
01:38:21,687 --> 01:38:23,602
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1794
01:38:23,776 --> 01:38:25,909
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪

1795
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:28,172
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na ♪

1796
01:38:28,346 --> 01:38:30,217
♪ Oh, na Na-na, na-na ♪

1797
01:38:30,391 --> 01:38:32,263
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na ♪

1798
01:38:32,437 --> 01:38:35,266
♪ Everybody loves A number one ♪

1799
01:38:38,573 --> 01:38:40,749
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1800
01:38:40,924 --> 01:38:43,796
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪

1801
01:38:43,970 --> 01:38:48,279
♪ Hot glam seems far away
From where I am, yeah ♪

1802
01:38:48,453 --> 01:38:52,500
♪ I can neither understand
it Nor demand it ♪

1803
01:38:52,674 --> 01:38:54,938
♪ Your tears
Don't shake my world ♪

1804
01:38:55,112 --> 01:38:56,896
♪ Like Britney Spears ♪

1805
01:38:57,070 --> 01:38:58,942
♪ She's fierce ♪

1806
01:38:59,116 --> 01:39:00,900
♪ Yeah, you're only 18 ♪

1807
01:39:01,074 --> 01:39:02,206
♪ With stomps to the beat ♪

1808
01:39:02,380 --> 01:39:03,468
♪ But a killing machine ♪

1809
01:39:03,642 --> 01:39:05,078
♪ With stomps to the beat ♪

1810
01:39:05,252 --> 01:39:06,422
♪ Drain the noise
Of the bullshit ♪

1811
01:39:06,427 --> 01:39:07,515
♪ Stomps to the beat ♪

1812
01:39:07,689 --> 01:39:09,126
♪ With stomps to the beat ♪

1813
01:39:09,300 --> 01:39:10,736
♪ With stomps To the beat ♪

1814
01:39:10,910 --> 01:39:12,346
♪ Oh, my The world's on fire ♪

1815
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:13,920
♪ And maybe I'm just
Chasing rhymes ♪

1816
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,610
♪ Taking is easy ♪

1817
01:39:15,784 --> 01:39:18,004
♪ And I don't care
Where it leads me, baby ♪

1818
01:39:18,178 --> 01:39:19,658
♪ Oh, my, the more I try ♪

1819
01:39:19,832 --> 01:39:22,182
♪ The closer I get
To wasting time ♪

1820
01:39:22,356 --> 01:39:24,271
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1821
01:39:24,445 --> 01:39:26,926
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪

1822
01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:28,928
♪ Oh, na Na-na, na-na ♪

1823
01:39:29,102 --> 01:39:31,365
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na ♪

1824
01:39:31,539 --> 01:39:33,411
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na ♪

1825
01:39:33,585 --> 01:39:36,022
♪ Everybody loves A number one ♪

1826
01:39:39,765 --> 01:39:41,897
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1827
01:39:42,072 --> 01:39:44,639
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪

1828
01:39:44,813 --> 01:39:46,815
♪ I can't praise your cool ♪

1829
01:39:46,990 --> 01:39:49,688
♪ There's just no can do ♪

1830
01:39:49,862 --> 01:39:53,866
♪ And it's that easy ♪

1831
01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:55,824
♪ Baby, can't you see ♪

1832
01:39:55,999 --> 01:39:58,218
♪ You got nothing on me ♪

1833
01:39:58,392 --> 01:40:01,961
♪ It's just that easy ♪

1834
01:40:02,135 --> 01:40:03,615
♪ Oh, my The world's on fire ♪

1835
01:40:03,789 --> 01:40:06,096
♪ And maybe I'm just
Chasing rhymes ♪

1836
01:40:06,270 --> 01:40:07,880
♪ Taking is easy ♪

1837
01:40:08,054 --> 01:40:10,535
♪ And I don't care
Where it leads me, baby ♪

1838
01:40:10,709 --> 01:40:12,276
♪ Oh, my, the more I try ♪

1839
01:40:12,450 --> 01:40:14,495
♪ The closer I get
To wasting time ♪

1840
01:40:14,669 --> 01:40:16,802
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1841
01:40:16,976 --> 01:40:19,500
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪

1842
01:40:19,674 --> 01:40:21,415
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na ♪

1843
01:40:21,589 --> 01:40:23,809
♪ Oh, na Na-na, na-na ♪

1844
01:40:23,983 --> 01:40:25,767
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na ♪

1845
01:40:25,941 --> 01:40:28,335
♪ Everybody loves A number one ♪

1846
01:40:32,122 --> 01:40:34,211
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1847
01:40:34,385 --> 01:40:37,214
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪

1848
01:40:43,133 --> 01:40:45,700
♪ Everybody loves A number one ♪

1849
01:40:49,748 --> 01:40:51,663
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some ♪

1850
01:40:51,837 --> 01:40:54,970
♪ But everybody loves
A number one ♪