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- Take Responsibility For My Stomach
- p1
- >Hah...
- >I wanna go viral...
- >Kusunoki Rea
- >So yeah, for this part...
- >Ah, I see.
- >Hah...
- p2
- >I wanna
- >go viral~
- >What are you going on about...?
- >Oh my? Are you intrigued?
- >You just want us to be intrigued...
- >It's this! Social media!
- >Social media...
- >Eh? You don't know what social media is?
- >No, I do. I have an account too.
- p3
- >It just doesn't really interest us since we barely ever use it...
- >Yeah.
- >Seriously!?
- >Kids these days are all about riding the waves of social media to seek recognition and go viral!
- >I don't like how you phrased that...
- >So, how exactly do you go "viral"?
- >Eh~ Well, the fastest solution would be...
- >with some erotic
- >Yeah, no.
- p4
- >Why not!? Even if it's impossible for Ritsu, we'd go viral right away if Ruka-chan stripped a little and got all moist!
- >Whaddaya mean "impossible for me"!? I've got sex appeal too, y'know!
- >Ooh...?
- >Show me your sex appeal then.
- >You've got it, right?
- >Sex. Ap. Peal<3
- >Wha...
- >Wh-Why you...!
- p5
- >Fine, I'll do it!!
- >Please don't.
- >Tch.
- >Let's see. What else is there...?
- >Silly faces might be good.
- >Silly faces~?
- p6
- >Yeah, yeah. You basically change from happy to angry to sad to blissful to the rhythm.
- >You okay with having your faces shown, by the way?
- >Well... I'm okay with it.
- >Yeah.
- >Alright! Let's do this, Ruka-chan.
- >Eh? Me?
- >Happy.
- >Angry.
- >Sad.
- >Blissful.
- p7
- >H-How was it?
- >There's no difference!
- >Th-...
- >There's no difference at all...
- >Hahaha...
- >I guess you're not suited for it...
- >Yeah yeah. Don't worry. I can just get Ritsu to do it.
- >No! I'll do it! I'll do it, y'hear!!
- p8
- >People will think I've got an iron expression at this rate!
- >Why are you getting so worked up about this?
- >Well, if you wanna do it, Ruka...
- >Let's go~
- >Happy...
- p9
- >Pft
- >UWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- >Hey!! You're laughing way too much!!
- >I'm never doing that again.
- >Sorry, Ruka~
- p10
- >We didn't think
- >you'd be so...
- >Kh... Fu... Pfft...
- >Hey... Pft... Stop tha-... Pfft
- >Pfft I can't help it haha
- >Kh... Fuhihihi
- >Man~
- p11
- >All that laughing made me hungry~
- >Yeah~
- >Well all it made me was angry.
- >I said I was sorry.
- >As an apology, I'll make dinner today, so please forgive me!
- >Eh? You're gonna make it!? It's not gonna set on fire or explode or anything!?
- >What are you saying? There's no way you can cause an explosion just by cooking, right...?
- >I-I guess not. Ahaha...
- >Alright, I'm gonna go buy some ingredients! Help me out, Ritsu!
- >Ah, hey.
- >You take it easy, Ruka-chan!
- >S-Sure.
- p12
- >Just so you know, I can't eat anything that's high in calories right now, got it?
- >Yeah, I know~ You're such a worrywart.
- >Well you do seem like you'd make something deep-fried just to spite me.
- >Who the heck do you think I am?
- >It'll be fine. I've already settled on the dish and ingredients.
- >Heh~ Whatcha gonna use?
- p13
- >Catfish.
- >You're totally doing this to spite me.
- >A supermarket's not gonna have catfish anyway...
- >No, it does. Some really tasty ones.
- >See? Look.
- >Huh? This is...
- p14
- >"Pangasius", huh?
- >I see you're well-informed, Ruka-chan.
- >Sounds like the name of a kaiju.
- >Sounds strong, huh?
- >Hey, Ruka, is this really catfish?
- >Well, it's technically a catfish,
- p15
- >but it's different from the Japanese kind.
- >It's been raised to be edible in Southeast Asia and imported into Japan.
- >Heh~?
- >It's relatively cheap and low in calories, so it's really well-suited for the diet.
- >You sure know your stuff, Kusunoki-san.
- >Well, I do a lot of cooking since I have a big family.
- >Heh~
- >There's also...
- >Ah! That's good...
- >...
- p16
- >S-So?
- >What are we making today?
- >I figured we'd bash out some acqua pazza.
- >Acqua pazza! I know that one!
- >It's one of those fancy dishes, right!?
- >Right!?
- >Yeah, kinda.
- >Although it's seen as fancy Italian food these days,
- >it apparently started out as a so-called "fisherman's lunch" that fisherman would prepare and eat on the spot.
- >Heh! That's really surprising!
- >Yeah, yeah. Which means it's pretty simple to make too...
- p17
- >Chop.
- >1. Chop the garlic, broccoli and lemon, remove the sand from the manila clams, and remove the stems from the cherry tomatoes.
- >Grill.
- >2. Simmer the garlic in olive oil on a low heat. Once the fragrance starts to rise, grill the pangasius.
- >Stew.
- >3. Flip the pangasius over and add the clams, tomatoes, broccoli, lemon, white wine, seasoning and water.
- >That's all you have to do!
- >Now we just put the lid on, wait 10 minutes and...
- p18
- >It's ready!
- >Pangasius Acqua Pazza
- >It turned into some pretty flashy cuisine.
- >Well, I've got a big family,
- >so going big is my specialty.
- >It's pretty big, so let's call some other people over...
- >...
- >Hm? What's wrong, Ruka?
- >...Y'know...
- p19
- >Wouldn't this work
- >for that "viral" stuff you mentioned earlier?
- >Eh?
- >Ooh...
- >Oooh...!
- p20
- >Amazing... It's going viral!
- >Ooooh
- >See?
- >Well, I can see why.
- >After all, it not only looks good, but it tastes...
- >Mm~
- >Delicious~<3
- >Additional friend
- >Let's post this too.
- >Stop that!
- >>Submit
- >It went viral as an image that spreads happiness.
- p21
- >Lose weight the healthy way!! Happy Recipes!
- >Pangasius Acqua Pazza
- >Instructions
- >1: Thaw the frozen pangasius in a cool place or fridge until semi-defrosted. Remove the sand from the manila clams. Finely chop the garlic. Remove the stems from the cherry tomatoes. Seperate the broccoli into florets. Cut the lemons into 5mm slices.
- >2: Brush a hot plate with olive oil and simmer the garlic on a low heat.
- >3: Once the garlic fragrance starts to rise, line up the pangasius and grill.
- >4: Flip the pangasius, place the clams, cherry tomatoes, broccoli and lemon, and add white wine, salt and black pepper. If there's not enough liquid, add an appropriate amount of water, then place a lid on top and cook for 10 minutes.
- >*If you don't have a lid, you can use aluminium foil instead.
- >Ingredients (serves 2)
- >Pangasius (frozen) - 500g
- >Manila clams - 500g
- >Cherry tomatoes - 15
- >Broccoli - 1
- >Lemon - 1
- >Garlic - 2 segments
- >White wine - 3 tbsp
- >Salt - 1/4 tsp
- >Black pepper - Small amount
- >Olive oil - 2 tbsp
- >Approx. 140kcal per person
- >Protein 20.8g, Fat 1.6g
- >You can speed up the sand removal process by using lukewarm water.
- >Cooking supervisor: Joe-san
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