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Shadow of the Darkness, Session 3

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  1. <DM> *LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z.....URPG!
  2. <DM> *You went to the Shadow Temple to seek help from the Sheikah, only to find out that Impa was Dio- Bloodwind all along! No not really, but he tricked you, decapitated Darte, then asked Impa about some Majora artifact, only to end up stuck in the Shadow Temple trying to mine it for fish. (how do i mine 4 fish)
  3. <DM> *Then, along with actual Impa, you went to the Old Shadow Realm, realm of the Old Sheikah. Wow, lotta old things here. You got ambushed by mucky dredge looking Interloper thingies, but repelled them and escaped through a door unlocked by Kirran's Spectral Key.
  4. <DM> *Only to find yourselves locked in with BONGO BONGO, and then some Sheikah test thingy happened, Rokan supposedly appeared (OR DID HE REALLY?), questioned/tested you all on stuff (cause Sheikah love them trials), you found out Impa is holding some super secret but refuses to let it goooooo let it go-
  5. <DM> *And then you all passed the trial, got some cool super special awesome powerups (Darte got buffed Sword Stance Mantra, Hal is a Final Fantasy character, and Kirran decided to give Raine the freedom to vote like a true American. Thankfully, ZURPG has no electoral college to screw that over).)
  6. <DM> *Finally, you're on you're way to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz....... actually that's pretty close to accurate if you think about it, Garunoff does haz magical spectral powers, I guess that counts.
  7. <Darte> ( Why did this not get posted earlier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU )
  8. <Kefka> YouTube: Andrews Sisters & Danny Kaye - Civilization (Bongo Bongo Bongo) 1948 - Views: 1,283,356 - Length: 3:06 - Uploaded: 2012-10-29 - User: ScrambledEggs1969 - Likes: 9,028 - Dislikes: 172
  9. <DM> (Bongo bongo bongo indeed)
  10. <DM> -=SESSION 3, STARTO!=-
  11. <DM> *You hear the music of Bongo Bongo Bongo fade to nothingness as the great door behind you closes. Ahead of you is a great chamber with a seemingly endless pit. The path ahead actually spirals around the walls down towards the bottom of the pit. Above you is a familiar bridge, one that you all may have crossed long ago in the past...
  12. <DM> *And above that, on the ceiling, are various souls stuck in.... hang on, I'm curious, what's the original description of this room.
  13. * Hal goes behind the fourth wall to dig up Windstrike's pastebin
  14. <DM> ah-hah!
  15. <DM> <DM> *What awaits you a massive, cylindrical room (the flat sides = top and bottom) with a large bridge from where you are to the other side. On the other side of the bridge, you see a large door.*
  16. <DM> * Dex puts his Bucket List away.
  17. <DM> <Dex> Ok.
  18. <DM> <DM> *Above you is a sea of souls, wailing and screaming, though it seems subdued by a low drone sound.*
  19. <DM> <DM> *The sound is echoing throughout the room. Below the bridge seems to be an abyss of darkness.*
  20. <DM> *So now you get to descend into that 'abyss of darkness'. Perfect!
  21. * Darte searches the ground for Dex's Bucket List.
  22. * Kirran searches for Dex.
  23. <DM> *You find no bucklet list or Dex, but you do see a lot of skulls littering the path down to the abyss.
  24. <DM> ...... note to self - potentially rename the Twilight Quest off Twilight Abyss
  25. * Kirran picks up a skull.
  26. <Kirran> Alas, poor Dex. I knew him, Darte.
  27. <Kirran> A man of infinite jest
  28. <DM> *You see on the skull, it has an Eye of Truth on it, along with other Sheikah markings.
  29. * Hal glances at the skulls leading down to the abyss.
  30. <Hal> Welp, looks like we will be going down a path of death
  31. <DM> [Impa]: Relax Kirran, those skulls aren't from our recent battles. These skeletons are likely from this dungeon's prison, souls that were trapped, so their bodies tried to escape, only to wander down here.
  32. <Darte> When he wasn't giving your eyes strange stares.
  33. <Kirran> of most excellent fanc...Ah, who am I kidding?
  34. <DM> pfft
  35. * Kirran puts the skull back where it came from.
  36. <Darte> I was about to ask that...
  37. <Hal> That would make the most sense
  38. <Hal> Given the screaming souls above
  39. <Darte> The atmosphere here is... pleasant enough, I suppose, but are we just heading through that door, then?
  40. <DM> [Impa]: At the bottom of this pit is supposed to be where Garunoff is sealed-
  41. <DM> *okay, hang on, I need to change my playlist, jazz is not setting the right mood
  42. <Darte> ( Sultry. )
  43. <DM> *though admittedly, this is ironically hilarious - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHGCPAkMsnE
  44. <Kefka> YouTube: Ghost Trick Main Theme - Jazz Arrangement || insaneintherainmusic - Views: 31,113 - Length: 5:38 - Uploaded: 2017-07-29 - User: insaneintherainmusic - Likes: 2,341 - Dislikes: 5
  45. <DM> [Impa]: Door? On the bridge above us? That leads elsewhere. We're going down this spiral path.
  46. <Kirran> We've been through that door already anyways.
  47. <Hal> We want to go down to Garunoff, so let's go down.
  48. <DM> *She points to a walkway that spirals down the sides of the walls all the way to the bottom. Looks to be a several mile hike down.
  49. <DM> *She pokes a quizzical eye at you for a moment in reaction to "been through that door", but instead just continues onwards, dodging the skeletons and not crushing their skulls in.
  50. * Hal follows Impa
  51. <Darte> (Misread that description oops)
  52. <DM> (lol)
  53. <DM> *As you head down, the light coming from the screaming souls above fades as darkness and silence takes over. Well, it's silent for a bit, until you notice a very subtle whisper steadily echoing across the chamber walls.
  54. <DM> *You recognize them as Interloper whispers, aka bunch of voices whispering in..... god dangit can't think of the word
  55. <Darte> ( chinese )
  56. <DM> *Fine, think Ring Wraith speech. That should work as an accurate comparison.
  57. * Darte pokes at the wall suspiciously. "Tell me. What did they make this place with?"
  58. <Kirran> Interlopers, apparently.
  59. <DM> [Impa]: ... you know what, I'm not sure where the original Sheikah got the stone resources to build a dungeon this vast.
  60. * Kirran sits in the comfy chair behind the fourth wall.
  61. <Darte> $ambulance
  62. <Darte> (what was the command...)
  63. * Hal watches as Kefka's ambulance rises and flies into the fourth wall
  64. <Hal> $help
  65. <WindStrike> $recall
  66. <Kefka> Sending an ambulance to Hal...
  67. * Hal watches the pit below for an ambulance to come up
  68. <DM> *An Ambulance appears and runs over Hal. Watch your step for roadkill folks.
  69. <DM> *Finally, you all descend into darkness, the only source of light being Raine flickering between light and darkness.
  70. <DM> *During some of the times she goes dark, you can see red eyes peering at you from the abyss, but the disappear when she switches back to light.
  71. <Kirran> Man, there better not be wisps down here...
  72. <Hal> Those are probably interlopers down ther
  73. <DM> [Raine]: Hey, is it me, or is the darkness bleeding when I'm not looking?
  74. * Darte glares at Raine. "Can't you make up your mind?"
  75. <Hal> That does not sound nice.
  76. <DM> [Raine]: What? No! Of course not! Strawberry bloodbath vs. cherry gore is the hardest debate of my life! Of course I can't make up my mind, you dummy fish!
  77. <Hal> And by that we should keep our guard up. Things are starting to get weird
  78. <Kirran> You know, if Dex were here, he'd probably use Darte as a surfboard and skate all the way down the stairs.
  79. <Hal> Knowing that bloody lizardlips, he would.
  80. * DM would totally approve of that Dex plan.
  81. <Hal> He is not one to respect rules.
  82. <DM> [???]: And so you ran out of actual Sheikah to bring to the fight. Just how hopeless are you, Impa?
  83. <DM> *Some older sounding dude's voice just cuts in outta nowhere, not sure where it's coming from.
  84. <Kirran> You know, is it too much to ask that we actually surprise a villain one of these days? It's like they always know we're coming.
  85. * Darte doesn't want to die another horrible steppy death.
  86. <DM> [Impa]: You may it sound like we can just ambush their leader before they get stuck behind a door.
  87. <DM> *cough cough*
  88. <DM> [Impa]: I've heard this voice before. It's one of the Old Sheikah, but I don't know more than that. Ignore him and prepare to set some Interlopers on fire.
  89. <Kirran> Yay! Fireworks.
  90. <Hal> The real surprise doesn't come from us catching him before we notice.
  91. <DM> [Impa]: Actually... Hal, your wand, it can hit a wide area, yes? Why don't we strike first instead of waiting for them?
  92. <Hal> Alright. Let's do that
  93. <DM> *She buffs your wand with the flame empowerment. +5 dice
  94. * Hal puts his Cane away and draws out his Wizzrobe Wand, readying it
  95. * Darte doesn't want to fight on stairs...
  96. <Hal> Gonna turn the floor into lava?
  97. <DM> *It's not really stairs, so much as a shallow but ever descending ramp.
  98. <Kirran> Hey Raine, do you know what happens when you put a bunch of Deku seeds in a sealed bottle?
  99. <DM> [Impa]: Next time you see a bunch of red eyes, burn 'em to the ground.
  100. <DM> [Raine]: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
  101. <DM> [Raine]: ...... this is a tough one.
  102. * Hal fires the dispersed wave of magic over the red eyes
  103. <Hal> $27d10
  104. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 9, 9, 5, 4, 3, 7, 2, 6, 4, 5, 2, 5, 6, 9, 7, 2, 1, 3, 8, 3, 10, 1, 3, 8 and 1. Total: 132. Successes: 15.
  105. <DM> *From the direction of- whelp Hal fired first, auditioning for the role of Solo.
  106. <Kirran> (That is a filthy lie and you know it)
  107. <DM> (well it did come from the greatest hive of scum and villainy)
  108. <DM> *You fire your burning blazing blast of doom outwards, lighting up the way as it crosses the pit. It doesn't strike anything, but it does reveal a few goops making their way towards you, climbing the walls and the path ahead of you.
  109. <Hal> We need as many sources of fire and light as we can muster
  110. <Kirran> That, Hal, is no problem at all.
  111. <DM> *Well, now that your weapon is on fire, you have a nearby light source.
  112. * Kirran tosses a couple of Deku seeds at the goops.
  113. * Hal holds his wand up, firing another wave of magic at the goody madness
  114. <DM> *Your deku seeds..... don't..... do anything. They just get devoured by the goops. ......
  115. <Hal> $33d10
  116. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 9, 10, 3, 4, 8, 1, 9, 2, 4, 5, 3, 10, 8, 7, 1, 3, 2, 10, 9, 4, 10, 2, 1, 3, 1, 1, 5, 9, 2, 5 and 7. Total: 177. Successes: 22.
  117. <DM> [Impa]: ...... Kirran, you're supposed to hit those against the ground.
  118. * Kirran facepalms.
  119. <Kirran> Knew I should have had that second cup of coffee.
  120. <DM> $10d10
  121. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 10, 4, 2, 10, 2, 3, 4 and 6. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
  122. <DM> *Your wand blast strikes the goops, setting all of them on fire briefly.
  123. * Kirran throws some more deku seeds at the ground near the goops.
  124. <Hal> Drat. We need something stronger.
  125. * Darte noodles through his spells. "Wish I had something like a waterfall..."
  126. <DM> *The flash from your deku seeds blinds them and pushes them back for a bit. Now that they're properly illuminated, you're not even sure where the heck their eyes are coming from.
  127. <DM> [Impa]: If you use a physical weapon, I can empower you, but I can't empower your spells.
  128. * Kirran uses his magic candle to illuminate the area.
  129. <DM> *The candlelight dances about, displaying a group of three of these..... goops, inching towards your position.
  130. <DM> *They are now blocking the path downwards.
  131. * Kirran stuffs a bunch of deku seeds in a bottle (not Raine's bottle) and seals it shut.
  132. <DM> [Raine]: Ooh, that looks tasty! Can I eat it?
  133. <Kirran> You all might want to cover your eyes.
  134. * Hal then fires another wave of fiery magic from his empowered wand, hoping to set them all on fire at the same time Kirran's bottle strikes the goops.
  135. * Kirran throws the bottle as hard as he can at the wall closest to the group of slimes.
  136. <DM> [Raine]: I don't think I want to do a music cover for eyes......
  137. * Hal looks back briefly
  138. * Darte pulls out their bow and metal-tipped arrows.
  139. <DM> *Impa covers her eyes.
  140. <Hal> $32d10
  141. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 4, 2, 4, 6, 4, 3, 5, 7, 3, 6, 8, 5, 7, 9, 10, 5, 10, 4, 2, 10, 8, 1, 3, 9, 10, 4, 1, 4, 10 and 6. Total: 178. Successes: 23.
  142. * Darte takes off their glasses and closes his eyes
  143. <DM> *Hal, your blast of fiery magic gets intercepted by the bottle, then combusts mid-flight, causing a super bright explosion of burning light to burst out. You all are fine. The goops....... they appear to now be melting a bit.
  144. <DM> $1d4
  145. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
  146. <DM> *Kirran, roll Wisdom.
  147. * Hal looks back to the front again
  148. <Kirran> $29d10
  149. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 1, 8, 1, 3, 2, 7, 6, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 10, 8, 3, 4, 9, 2, 1, 10, 4, 9, 10, 8, 9, 3 and 7. Total: 156. Successes: 18.
  150. <DM> $30d10
  151. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 9, 2, 9, 7, 2, 2, 8, 9, 8, 5, 3, 8, 8, 6, 8, 6, 8, 1, 5, 10, 1, 4, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8 and 5. Total: 173. Successes: 21.
  152. <Kirran> I'll take a reroll on myself, thank you very much.
  153. <Kirran> $29d10
  154. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 2, 4, 6, 4, 3, 3, 5, 5, 10, 4, 2, 5, 7, 10, 2, 2, 7, 8, 10, 7, 2, 9, 8, 6, 2, 6, 8 and 2. Total: 157. Successes: 20.
  155. <Kirran> psyduck...
  156. <DM> *Opening your eyes, you all (except Kirran) see a man in Sheikah clothes right behind Kirran about to kick him off the ledge. Kirran, you hear the sound of something behind you.
  157. <DM> [Impa]: Kirran, move!
  158. <Kirran> (Do I have a free action?)
  159. <DM> *He goes for the kick. Kirran, roll Courage to defend!
  160. <DM> $40d10
  161. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 10, 6, 7, 5, 9, 9, 8, 3, 4, 7, 7, 6, 1, 3, 5, 3, 5, 1, 10, 4, 8, 2, 2, 5, 7, 3, 10, 5, 5, 4, 7, 4, 9, 4, 9, 7, 3 and 6. Total: 220. Successes: 27.
  162. <Kirran> $35d10
  163. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 2, 7, 1, 3, 9, 6, 5, 3, 6, 5, 6, 3, 7, 8, 7, 3, 10, 7, 8, 5, 1, 4, 8, 9, 8, 6, 6, 10, 1, 6, 5, 3 and 2. Total: 196. Successes: 27.
  164. <DM> ROLLOFF
  165. <DM> $40d10
  166. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 1, 1, 10, 3, 6, 5, 9, 9, 1, 6, 6, 4, 6, 2, 1, 10, 3, 5, 8, 1, 2, 3, 7, 1, 4, 2, 6, 7, 4, 1, 2, 4, 1, 2, 7, 7, 6 and 6. Total: 181. Successes: 22.
  167. <Kirran> $35d10
  168. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 2, 1, 10, 7, 3, 1, 7, 5, 6, 4, 5, 8, 7, 2, 8, 10, 4, 4, 6, 7, 4, 8, 10, 5, 9, 7, 1, 4, 2, 6, 1, 3 and 7. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
  169. <DM> *You manage to just barely dodge out of the way.
  170. <Kirran> Oh no you don't..
  171. <DM> *He then vanishes in a puff of smoke, then reappears on the path on the other side of the goops.
  172. <DM> *He speaks, and you recognize it as the same ??? voice from before.
  173. * Darte chooses now to launch the bolt, since Impa was not forthcoming with the flames.
  174. <DM> [???]: I'm impressed. It seems the Sheikah youngling has a chance afterall.
  175. * Kirran uses the Cane of Lalakar to teleport behind the Sheikah and do a backstab with Rokan's Lance.
  176. <DM> (since that is a sneak attack, you'll have to roll Wisdom first)
  177. <Kirran> $25d10
  178. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 9, 1, 7, 3, 6, 1, 8, 3, 7, 9, 1, 7, 2, 5, 3, 8, 8, 10, 8, 3, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
  179. <DM> $30d10
  180. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 10, 2, 9, 6, 2, 9, 4, 2, 6, 6, 8, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2, 2, 9, 4, 6, 2, 2, 3, 1, 9, 6, 9 and 4. Total: 145. Successes: 15.
  181. <Kirran> $10d10
  182. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 10, 8, 1, 9, 3, 3, 7 and 6. Total: 66. Successes: 9.
  183. <Kirran> (forgot about the +10)
  184. <DM> *You succeed! He doesn't turn around as you sneakily disappear behind him.
  185. <DM> (ah)
  186. <DM> *He looks towards your group, about to make a speech, when he realizes one is missing.
  187. <Kirran> $25d10
  188. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 2, 2, 8, 5, 2, 1, 7, 3, 9, 10, 8, 10, 1, 1, 1, 10, 6, 9, 3, 5, 9, 2 and 2. Total: 124. Successes: 16.
  189. * Hal looks around, puzzled at Kirran's sudden disappearence
  190. <Kirran> $51d10
  191. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 272. Successes: 34.
  192. <DM> $40d10
  193. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 6, 8, 1, 10, 4, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 10, 10, 6, 4, 7, 4, 8, 5, 9, 9, 10, 2, 7, 9, 6, 1, 10, 10, 10, 4, 5, 5, 2, 5, 5, 5, 6 and 7. Total: 234. Successes: 34.
  194. <DM> holy wha- ROLLOFF
  195. <Kirran> $51d10
  196. <DM> $40d10
  197. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 320. Successes: 41.
  198. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 8, 6, 6, 10, 9, 9, 8, 7, 8, 10, 4, 6, 8, 1, 10, 5, 2, 4, 9, 3, 5, 9, 3, 4, 1, 2, 7, 6, 9, 5, 4, 6, 1, 10, 6, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 248. Successes: 32.
  199. <DM> *You strike him directly in the back!
  200. <DM> (the effect is that it damages in magic, right?)
  201. <Kirran> Yep.
  202. <Hal> (Halved damage, deals magic damage equal to difference in successes)
  203. <Kirran> No tag backs...
  204. <DM> *Your strike deals minimal damage through his Sheikah garb (not that it has that much armor), though it doesn't pierce too far as he disconnects from your spear and turns around, wielding a pair of golden gauntlets.
  205. <DM> [Impa]: Wait, I recognize those gauntlets...
  206. <DM> [Impa]: Kirran, get back here! If he gets you with those, you're a goner!
  207. * Kirran teleports back
  208. <Hal> What the heck was that?
  209. * Hal puts his shield up, in a defensive stance.
  210. <Darte> What's it they do? Can I shoot 'em?
  211. <DM> [Impa]: The Golden Gauntlets. Link used to have them, he could lift massive boulders with them. I'm honestly surprised he didn't use them against Ganon himself.
  212. <Hal> Those golden gauntlets... those are a valuable artifact.
  213. <DM> *Kirran, you also received an image in your mind. The image is of that Sheikah man standing alongside Garunoff, blood draining from your chest.
  214. <Kirran> You? You betrayed Rokan!?
  215. <DM> [???]: Huh, a weapon that strikes directly at the soul. Interesting. Something felt rather.... familiar... about that.
  216. <DM> [???]: Ah, Rokan..... that's what that reminded me of.
  217. <DM> *He seems to look solemn for just a moment before he bounces back to his usual backstabber brevado.
  218. <DM> [???]: It seems I'll have to kill him twice. But for now, I'll just stall you.
  219. * Hal looks about to see if the interlopers are reanimating again
  220. * Darte turns around. "He's shown up behind us once..."
  221. <DM> *He holds out his hands and fires a PSI Strike, but then grabs it before it goes anywhere. He then uses the power of his gauntlet to infuse it with greater magic and fling it at you all.
  222. <DM> *Everyone roll Wisdom to defend!
  223. * Hal attempts to block the attack
  224. <DM> *Impa uses a Water Shield on herself before blocking the attack.
  225. <Hal> $28d10
  226. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 3, 9, 1, 1, 9, 1, 6, 1, 4, 4, 3, 8, 3, 6, 2, 3, 8, 9, 8, 6, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1 and 7. Total: 122. Successes: 12.
  227. <DM> $20d10 Impa
  228. <Darte> $29d10
  229. <Kirran> $29d10
  230. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 10, 6, 4, 2, 5, 4, 3, 4, 4, 8, 4, 8, 2, 7, 6, 4, 2, 7, 6, 9, 5, 4, 4, 8, 5, 5 and 10. Total: 156. Successes: 18.
  231. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 2, 1, 5, 1, 7, 8, 3, 2, 2, 5, 5, 5, 3, 9, 3, 5, 5, 8, 8, 7, 5, 4, 5, 10, 8, 9, 7 and 3. Total: 151. Successes: 20.
  232. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 9, 5, 8, 3, 6, 4, 10, 8, 6, 1, 3, 1, 6, 6, 9, 9, 10 and 4. Total: 119. Successes: 15.
  233. * Hal demands a reroll
  234. <Darte> $3d10
  235. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8 and 10. Total: 25. Successes: 4.
  236. <DM> $60d10 halved damage
  237. <Navi> DM: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 327. Successes: 42.
  238. * Hal rerolls himself
  239. <Hal> $28d10
  240. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 9, 3, 9, 1, 2, 5, 8, 2, 7, 7, 1, 10, 6, 10, 8, 7, 1, 1, 6, 4, 10, 3, 4, 1, 7 and 9. Total: 149. Successes: 19.
  241. <Kirran> (Does our mysterious assailant have light affinity?)
  242. <DM> *The blast disperses and disappears momentarily. Then, the entire section you're all standing on gets blasted, all of you getting hit and knocked back.
  243. <DM> (this one? yes)
  244. <Hal> 42-19-11 = 12/2 = 6 damage
  245. <Darte> (Armor before or after halving?)
  246. <DM> *Somehow, despite that section of the path shattering and falling down, none of you fall down with it.
  247. <DM> (before)
  248. <DM> 42 - 6 = 36/2 = 18 damage to Impa
  249. <DM> *She staggers back up.
  250. <Darte> 7h11m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | 1 Charge
  251. <Kirran> 8 damage to Kirran.
  252. <Hal> 12h 17m 0rp || Gonna need some Second Chances from now
  253. <DM> [Impa]: Ugh, I would have rather defended an attack from the gauntlet than a magical blast that strong.
  254. <DM> *She drinks two blue potions, topping her off.
  255. * Hal casts a Heal Beam on himself
  256. <DM> [Raine]: Ooh, Impa loves blueberries. Thaaaat's how it is!
  257. <DM> [Impa]: Whoever needs a blue potion, just ask, I got 12 more of these.
  258. <Hal> 16h 16m
  259. * Kirran is bleeding pretty badly over here.
  260. <DM> *Darte, did you wanna try and fire something back at the guy?
  261. <DM> *Impa tosses a blue potion at Kirran.
  262. * Kirran casts mirage on Impa and chugs the potion.
  263. <DM> *That guy is now steadily walking down the path. He's... not moving very fast, oddly enough. Weird.
  264. <Kirran> Anyone else feel like we're getting toyed with here?"
  265. * Darte picks himself up and fires that arrow he's been waiting on.
  266. * Darte aims for the gauntlet, or just below it.
  267. <Darte> _Impact Arrows._ (v. Power)
  268. <DM> [Raine]: I never understand that. Adults toy with other adults all the time. Does that mean we're all kids still?
  269. <Darte> $36d10
  270. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 1, 6, 6, 6, 4, 9, 4, 5, 10, 8, 2, 2, 5, 9, 2, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 7, 6, 2, 10, 9, 3, 6, 7, 6, 7, 3, 2 and 3. Total: 173. Successes: 20.
  271. * Hal watches for Interloper activity, holding his shield up.
  272. <DM> (vs. power.... .............. power, you say)
  273. <DM> (oh boy)
  274. <DM> *He holds out his gauntlets.
  275. <DM> $52d10
  276. <Navi> DM: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 277. Successes: 35.
  277. <DM> *He literally catches your arrow and scrunches it to nothingness.
  278. <Hal> (thankfully no counterattack)
  279. <DM> [???]: Hmph. Nice try.
  280. <Hal> I wonder how little health he has.
  281. * Darte droops.
  282. <DM> *He continues walking down. Meanwhile, the goops are back up, and now they're combining into one goop.
  283. <Hal> Quickly, combine fire and Light and set the place on fire.
  284. <DM> *For some reason, it cuts off a piece of itself and then eats it.
  285. <Kirran> Hey Hal, want to make a mini Sun?
  286. * Darte readies a spell. "Hold on a second. Before we keep up with the fire..."
  287. <Hal> Sure, why not.
  288. <Hal> Yes Darte?
  289. * Kirran preps a mass blind to be combined with Hal's fire magic.
  290. <DM> [Impa]: I'm gonna prepare something, just in case.
  291. * Darte grins. "Let's try and ice things over."
  292. <Hal> The usual Darte way
  293. <Darte> (DM's call - can I use Glacial Ice to ice up the ramp beneath it? Or Jabun's Tide + Glacial Ice to wet and then freeze it?)
  294. <DM> *She stands and meditates for a bit, flickering in and out of existence.
  295. <DM> (HAHAHAHAHAHAH. DO ET)
  296. <Kirran> "Hang on, I think the fishmen has a good idea this time."
  297. * Darte casts... PSI Blast in a spray of watery bullets at the ramp around the megablob.
  298. <DM> *The goop suddenly reaches out, attacking Hal.
  299. <DM> *Dark Mass extends several goopy arms out at you, grasping you as it tries to suck out your lifeforce! Roll Power! || If successful, siphon Hearts equal to the difference in successes.
  300. <DM> $25d10
  301. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 1, 1, 5, 7, 6, 2, 3, 3, 6, 9, 4, 9, 4, 10, 5, 9, 2, 2, 5, 6, 4, 3 and 4. Total: 123. Successes: 14.
  302. <Darte> (Aw crud)
  303. <Hal> $14d10
  304. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 8, 4, 8, 9, 6, 7, 10, 7, 2, 7, 3 and 4. Total: 84. Successes: 10.
  305. <DM> *It yoinks 4 of yer hearts.
  306. <DM> *Not as bad as it could have been.
  307. * Hal jumps back and casts Second Chance on himself.
  308. <DM> [Raine]: Is it just me, or does it seem a little stronger than before?
  309. <DM> *It seems to flash green for just a moment.
  310. <Hal> 12h 12m 2 temprp
  311. <Darte> "I'm sure it is. But let's see if we can't make that a non-issue."
  312. * Darte then prepares Glacial Ice a little longer than usual. "Let's see how much this thing can freeze..."
  313. <Darte> (Channel or extra Magic?)
  314. <DM> *Darte, your spray of water bullets sufficiently makes the path behind it quite wet.
  315. <DM> (Your call, though if you channel, expect another attack. Up to you.
  316. <DM> *The Sheikah man just barely seems to dodge your water bullets. He looks up at you, grinning deviously.
  317. * Darte channels.
  318. <Hal> (Can fire stop the Interlopers from reaching Darte?)
  319. <DM> (possibly)
  320. <Hal> Who is going to cover Darte?
  321. <DM> *Impa is still meditating, phasing in and out of existence.
  322. * Kirran uses magic candle's burn notice to put some fire between Darte and the blob.
  323. <DM> *The interloper goop flashes green twice more.
  324. <Hal> That does not look good.
  325. <DM> *Your burn notice... barely does a thing. It kinda just goops over the fire, putting it out.
  326. <DM> *It then goes for another grasp attempt....
  327. <DM> $1d4
  328. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4.
  329. <DM> *It reaches for Impa! Though she's the furthest away, anyone wanna cover?
  330. <Kirran> (Don't forget she's also got mirage on.)
  331. <DM> *She just finishes her meditation when she notices the goop.
  332. <DM> [Impa]: Don't worry, I got this.
  333. <DM> *She quick switches over to her Biggoron's Sword, giving her a power surge.
  334. <DM> *Dark Mass extends several goopy arms out at you, grasping you as it tries to suck out your lifeforce! Roll Power! || If successful, siphon Hearts equal to the difference in successes.
  335. <DM> $34d10 for Dark Mass
  336. <Navi> DM: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 7, 9, 8, 1, 8, 2, 9, 9, 4, 3, 5, 7, 6, 9, 9, 1, 7, 2, 9, 6, 8, 6, 5, 5, 7, 2, 7, 1, 10, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 204. Successes: 27.
  337. <DM> $36d10 for Impa
  338. <Navi> DM: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 7, 6, 9, 6, 5, 2, 9, 10, 9, 4, 8, 8, 5, 5, 10, 3, 10, 7, 8, 5, 2, 5, 6, 9, 6, 5, 9, 5, 2, 8, 1, 9, 4 and 10. Total: 233. Successes: 33.
  339. <Hal> (probably would have died if I tried to block that)
  340. <DM> *She ends up just cleaving one of the arms to the side with the sword.
  341. <DM> [Raine]: Woah, those arms are bigger than before. How is it growing like that?
  342. <DM> [Impa]: That's odd, it wasn't that strong before.
  343. <Kirran> I think it's absorbing magic.
  344. <Hal> Would Roukan's Lance do anything to it?
  345. <DM> [Impa]: Worth a shot. I'll distract it with a big hit, you go in after me.
  346. <Kirran> I guess it's worth a shot. Don't fancy getting so close to that thing.
  347. <DM> [Impa]: In that case....
  348. <DM> *She switches back to her Naginata, recovering her speed.
  349. * Kirran casts mirage on himself.
  350. <DM> (what's the magic cost on mirage?
  351. <DM> *The goop flashes green again.
  352. <Kirran> 4
  353. <DM> (kay
  354. <Hal> Let's avoid casting magic if possible
  355. <DM> *Impa goes in for the strike!
  356. <DM> *Impa uses her Sheikah Naginata to quickly strike at the target, dealing full damage. Roll Courage! || If successful, gain 5 Courage.
  357. <DM> $43d10 for Impa
  358. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 1, 2, 8, 10, 6, 6, 7, 1, 10, 6, 3, 9, 3, 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 2, 1, 3, 1, 5, 4, 8, 6, 3, 2, 5, 6, 10, 6, 7, 7, 5, 3, 2, 2, 3, 2 and 7. Total: 207. Successes: 25.
  359. <DM> $38d10 for Goop
  360. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 9, 6, 3, 3, 2, 1, 4, 3, 3, 5, 7, 7, 2, 3, 9, 4, 8, 5, 3, 4, 2, 9, 8, 4, 1, 10, 6, 3, 6, 1, 2, 4, 7, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 189. Successes: 21.
  361. <Kirran> Reroll on Impa
  362. <DM> $43d10
  363. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 10, 8, 4, 7, 5, 6, 10, 4, 9, 7, 8, 2, 10, 9, 10, 8, 2, 1, 8, 8, 3, 3, 8, 5, 7, 4, 10, 3, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 8, 6, 2, 7, 9, 1 and 4. Total: 249. Successes: 32.
  364. <DM> *She manages to cut a chunk of it off, though it's still a big mass.
  365. <DM> [Impa]: Hit it, Kirran!
  366. * Kirran attacks with Rokan's Lance
  367. <DM> *Darte, you've now finished channeling.
  368. <Kirran> $25d10
  369. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 2, 4, 5, 2, 2, 7, 3, 9, 5, 6, 1, 2, 10, 7, 6, 10, 10, 7, 3, 2, 7, 5, 8 and 5. Total: 135. Successes: 19.
  370. <DM> *Good call on not going for extra magic, or else I don't think either of these attacks would have just landed.
  371. * Hal prepares his wand, ready to fire an incendary burst of energy at the interloper.
  372. <Kirran> $42d10
  373. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 1, 9, 10, 4, 5, 1, 7, 10, 2, 9, 7, 4, 7, 1, 10, 7, 3, 10, 4, 8, 9, 3, 4, 2, 5, 1, 6, 2, 5, 6, 1, 6, 4, 10, 10, 9, 1, 7, 8 and 2. Total: 239. Successes: 32.
  374. <DM> $38d10
  375. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 6, 1, 5, 5, 8, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 4, 8, 4, 8, 9, 9, 10, 4, 4, 10, 9, 8, 10, 8, 6, 10, 4, 3, 2, 9, 7, 8, 9, 2, 3 and 6. Total: 228. Successes: 28.
  376. * Hal rerolls Goop
  377. <DM> $38d10
  378. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 7, 2, 9, 10, 10, 3, 8, 8, 2, 8, 1, 6, 7, 10, 3, 7, 8, 8, 7, 2, 1, 9, 10, 8, 7, 8, 10, 9, 4, 7, 6, 10, 9, 5, 10 and 9. Total: 263. Successes: 37.
  379. <DM> pffffft
  380. <Hal> (noot taking the 37)
  381. <DM> *Whelp, guess it takes the lower roll.
  382. <DM> *You strike it, knocking off a tiny bit of it, along with 4 of its magic.
  383. * Darte fires the Glacial Ice as close to the center of the wetted ramp as he can without striking the blob.
  384. <DM> [Impa]: Time to test it out.
  385. <Kirran> (Oh wait, I forgot the +10 again...)
  386. <DM> (roll it)
  387. <Kirran> $10d0
  388. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 10 Dice with 6 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 2, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 37.
  389. <Kirran> $10d10
  390. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 4, 4, 6, 5, 2, 5, 3 and 8. Total: 49. Successes: 5.
  391. <DM> ........ nice 0 sided dice
  392. <DM> *Kay, -9 magic
  393. <DM> *Impa fires a set of darts at it real quickly.
  394. <DM> $48d10 for Impa
  395. <Darte> $28d10
  396. <Navi> DM: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 7, 6, 9, 3, 6, 7, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 2, 2, 5, 9, 5, 5, 5, 1, 2, 9, 5, 6, 5, 9, 8, 9, 2, 6, 2, 3, 2, 8, 1, 4, 3, 8, 1, 7, 3, 4, 8, 5, 6, 2 and 3. Total: 231. Successes: 27.
  397. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 6, 8, 2, 8, 7, 6, 4, 1, 5, 1, 10, 6, 6, 1, 9, 8, 8, 9, 1, 1, 6, 2, 7, 9, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 145. Successes: 18.
  398. <Darte> vs. Ramp's Wisdom
  399. <Hal> (Don't poke the fireblast bear)
  400. <DM> $29d10 for Goop
  401. <Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 5, 2, 1, 3, 3, 9, 9, 9, 2, 9, 4, 3, 9, 10, 8, 9, 8, 5, 7, 6, 6, 7, 2, 7, 4, 1 and 3. Total: 157. Successes: 18.
  402. <DM> [Impa]: Nice call, Kirran. Your attack weakened it. Seems slower than before.
  403. <Hal> (Knowing Fireblast, she would stick a wisdom stat on the ramp)
  404. <DM> *Darte, you usurp the ramp's wisdom and freeze everything behind the goop over. The Sheikah man just barely dodges the end of it.
  405. <DM> [???]: Hmm, guess I should warn the others of an impending goop projectile.
  406. <DM> *The man disappears in a puff of smoke.
  407. <Hal> So we cut off it's magic to beat it then
  408. <Darte> 7h5m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | 1 Charge
  409. <Hal> And avoid casting too much magic
  410. * Darte shakes his head. "Actually, can someone lend me a shove?"
  411. <Darte> ... For the blob, not for me
  412. <DM> [Impa]: Time for a power strike. Kirran, hit it one more time, and then I'm gonna send that thing down the ramp.
  413. * Kirran attacks with Rokan's Lance once again. With feeling.
  414. <Kirran> $25d10
  415. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 3, 2, 8, 5, 3, 10, 8, 2, 9, 7, 4, 8, 10, 6, 6, 9, 4, 5, 7, 9, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 143. Successes: 17.
  416. <DM> *She switches to the Biggoron's Sword and prepares a leap attack. Anyone up for a power strike?
  417. <Kirran> $51d10
  418. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 281. Successes: 31.
  419. <DM> $29d10 for Goop
  420. <Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 8, 6, 4, 7, 4, 9, 6, 4, 8, 3, 8, 7, 2, 5, 9, 9, 9, 7, 6, 6, 5, 6, 8, 10, 1, 2 and 10. Total: 179. Successes: 23.
  421. <DM> *You knock off 8 more magic off it.
  422. * Kirran skips back out of Impa's way.
  423. <Kirran> Need a boost?
  424. <DM> [Impa]: Sure.
  425. * Kirran readies to give Impa's leap a boost.
  426. <DM> (Roll yer power!)
  427. <Kirran> $19d10
  428. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 3, 10, 2, 8, 3, 8, 1, 1, 4, 5, 8, 7, 2, 5, 8, 7 and 3. Total: 93. Successes: 11.
  429. <DM> *You give her a boost, and she leaps to the wall, running up and alongside it, before leaping once more off it, high into the air. Rolling Courage first.
  430. <DM> $43d10
  431. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 9, 1, 1, 3, 7, 9, 3, 7, 10, 3, 10, 4, 5, 9, 5, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 7, 7, 1, 3, 9, 5, 1, 5, 7, 7, 10, 6, 8, 1, 9, 4, 9, 2, 10, 8 and 4. Total: 232. Successes: 29.
  432. <DM> +40 dice on this attack!
  433. <DM> *She then falls like a missile, striking the ground in front of the goop, her sword impaling the ground completely. Then, she catches the momentum and swings outwards at the goop! Roll power!
  434. <DM> *Impa uses her Biggoron Sword to power slash the target, dealing +17 damage. Roll Power!
  435. <DM> $76d10 for Impa! (dear god)
  436. <Navi> DM: You rolled 76 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 413. Successes: 51.
  437. <DM> $21d10 for Goop
  438. <Navi> DM: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 9, 2, 6, 6, 3, 4, 4, 4, 9, 8, 3, 2, 6, 7, 7, 7, 9, 1 and 1. Total: 114. Successes: 13.
  439. <Darte> (row row fight the powah)
  440. <Hal> (38 successes. Wow)
  441. <DM> (wait, leap attack is x1.5)
  442. <DM> (57)
  443. <DM> (+17)
  444. <DM> ..... 74 damage attack
  445. <Kirran> (It should totally set off the deku nuts the blob swallowed, while it's in the process of being annihilated.)
  446. <DM> *She practically lifts the path itself with her sword strike, blasting it in the face with a stone strike and sending it careening backward. The strike is so powerful, it slices through a chunk of it and sets off the deku nuts it swallowed earlier, adding to the explosive impact.
  447. <Hal> (and thus we witness a Hyrule Warriors-tier special)
  448. <Kirran> (In which Impa joins out exclusive club for overkills)
  449. <Kirran> (our*)
  450. <DM> *The goop barely survives, but it's moving so fast down, it slides down Darte's ice ramp at approx. Mach 3 speeds, breaking the sound barrier with a powerful BOOM. Moments later, as it reaches the bottom, you hear the screams of the incoherent Interloper voices as it sounds like powder keg just went off at the bottom of the pit, shaking the whole chamber.
  451. <Hal> (I'm assuming they have 75 Hearts each)
  452. <DM> (50 each, but the three gooped together. They were damaged so it had like 120, and you damaged it all the way down to about 20 before it went flying down that path.)
  453. <Kirran> Nice one boss!
  454. <DM> *She takes a deep breath, sheathing her biggoron's sword and switching back to the naginata.
  455. <DM> [Impa]: That felt good.
  456. * Darte nods in satisfaction. "Now we could probably use that mini sun, unless we'd like to take the shortcut as well."
  457. <DM> *The destruction from the sliding goop makes the path ahead a bit bumping, no longer suitable for wave-dashing/sliding your way down. It's still walkable.
  458. <Hal> I would like to thaw the path
  459. <DM> *The ice is thawed with destruction.
  460. <Kirran> I feel like Raine can appreciate that.
  461. <Darte> (point, guess those deku seeds came in handy for that)
  462. * Hal casts a Heal beam on himself, bringing him back to 16 health
  463. <DM> [Raine]: Cherry strawberry carnage cake gore. BOOM, DEBATE OVER, BAM!
  464. <Kirran> See Darte. That's playing the long game right there.
  465. <Hal> 16h 11m 1 temp rp
  466. <DM> *A wave of sparkling teal dust falls on you all. Feels a bit like ice. Maybe the thawed ice rained back down upon you all?
  467. <Kirran> What the?
  468. <Hal> ?
  469. <DM> [Impa]: Let's move.
  470. <Hal> Same
  471. <DM> *She carries on, ignoring the dust.
  472. <Hal> No point standing here
  473. * Hal continues forward
  474. * Kirran brushes off the dust and follows.
  475. <DM> *You try to brush it off, but it instead just disappears.
  476. <Kirran> ._o
  477. <DM> *Your light you cast earlier ends up just following you as you move down.
  478. * Darte shakes his head ruefully. "Guess we've got a waddling train to catch."
  479. <DM> *You eventually get far enough down that you can see a greenish light emanating from the very bottom. You can't make out what's causing it yet.
  480. <Hal> Don't tell me magic is being used as fuel
  481. <DM> [???]: *overhearing it from down below* He's almost there. Do what you have to to stall them. These darn Sheikah are taking a while to suck dry...
  482. <DM> *Impa stops.
  483. <Kirran> Oh hell nah.
  484. <DM> [Impa]: Those.... they would dare.......
  485. * Hal stops with Impa
  486. * Darte bumps into Hal.
  487. * Kirran grips Rokan's Lance tightly.
  488. <DM> *She buffs herself with the fire empowerment, a glow of that same fire reflecting in her eyes as she grips her weapons tightly.
  489. <DM> *She then charges straight down the path.
  490. * Hal quickly follows
  491. * Hal stops after a bit.
  492. <DM> [Raine]: Wow she's pretty angry.
  493. * Kirran charges dark epiphany and follows Impa.
  494. <Kirran> So am I Raine. So am I.
  495. * Hal continues following.
  496. <Hal> These Old Shiekah seem to be nothing but scum
  497. <DM> *Hal, in your hesitation, a pair of Poes bearing red eyes and wielding scythes appear, blocking you off. Kirran and Impa are ahead still.
  498. <Hal> Darte, got something to deal with this Poe?
  499. <DM> *You hear a creepy laugh echo in your mind as one of them strikes at you with the scythe
  500. <DM> *Death Poe uses its spectral scythe to slice at a target's soul, dealing no damage. Roll Courage! || If successful, siphon magic equal to the difference in successes. Additionally, if they have no Magic afterwards, instantly kill the target.
  501. * Darte muses. "I don't suppose Poes slip?"
  502. <DM> $35d10
  503. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 3, 4, 9, 5, 9, 2, 2, 6, 8, 2, 1, 7, 3, 6, 3, 5, 10, 6, 8, 8, 4, 1, 9, 9, 7, 5, 6, 6, 5, 6, 9, 8, 9 and 7. Total: 201. Successes: 25.
  504. <Hal> $21d10
  505. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 8, 4, 4, 6, 5, 5, 2, 8, 1, 4, 2, 10, 10, 10, 7, 3, 10, 6 and 1. Total: 116. Successes: 16.
  506. <DM> *It yoinks 9 of your magic out of you.
  507. <DM> *Kirran, you notice behind you your friends got ambushed by two Poes.
  508. * Hal darts back and consumes a green potion, recovering his lost magic.
  509. <DM> *The other one takes aim at you, Darte.
  510. <DM> *It uses Black Eclipse!
  511. <DM> *Death Poe absorbs the light around the target until it reaches a mass of cynicism and punishment, dealing full damage. Roll Wisdom! || This attack can be rerolled once for free
  512. <DM> $53d10
  513. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 302. Successes: 44.
  514. <Darte> $32d10
  515. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 4, 9, 7, 2, 8, 5, 1, 4, 2, 6, 2, 3, 2, 10, 5, 9, 4, 10, 3, 4, 2, 9, 4, 4, 1, 6, 3, 8, 3 and 3. Total: 157. Successes: 16.
  516. * Darte is a dead fish.
  517. <DM> *Impa continues moving onwards, seemingly drawn in by the madness ahead.
  518. <Darte> (Wait, can I reroll the Death Poe's roll?)
  519. <Hal> (No)
  520. <DM> (yes, but note that it will have the opportunity to reroll itself again)
  521. * Kirran turns and fires a bomb arrow, followed by a second from the magic quiver, at the poes.
  522. <Darte> (ahahahahaha true. Wait, so can Hal >:D)
  523. * Kirran then resumes following Impa.
  524. * Darte rerolls it.
  525. <DM> *Impa ignores the Poes, continuing downwards towards the bottom.
  526. <DM> $53d10
  527. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 246. Successes: 26.
  528. <DM> *Death Poe rerolls that crap.
  529. <DM> $53d10
  530. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 289. Successes: 39.
  531. <Darte> (I guess he'd have to spend an RP though. Drat.)
  532. <Hal> Kirran!
  533. <Hal> We need your help.
  534. <Kirran> $42d10
  535. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 9, 7, 8, 1, 8, 10, 8, 3, 9, 3, 9, 3, 5, 9, 5, 3, 6, 10, 7, 4, 4, 4, 7, 9, 8, 2, 9, 10, 3, 6, 8, 2, 3, 5, 2, 10, 5, 10, 3 and 3. Total: 256. Successes: 32.
  536. <DM> (what's the damage on the combined bomb arrows?
  537. <Kirran> (6 straight)
  538. <DM> *The Poes both take the damage each, though neither seem to be phased by them.
  539. <DM> *With the smoke from the bomb arrows, they're shrouded and unable to see properly. Wanna take the chance and jump over them or take 'em out now?
  540. <DM> (Darte, did you live that or nay?
  541. <Hal> (No)
  542. <Hal> (I can't do anything to them without Darte)
  543. <LimpFish> 0h5m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | 2 Charges
  544. <Kirran> "Raine, can you please throw this bottled fairy at Darte?"
  545. <DM> *Darte dies and his corpse rolls down towards the Death Poes, enshrouded in the smoke.
  546. <DM> *Raine seems to have trouble speaking.
  547. * Hal takes a Pegasus seed and eats it, giving him a burst of speed (+4 Courage)
  548. <DM> [Raine]: Ack, can't.... speak..... darn..... Poes.....
  549. * Kirran sighs.
  550. <DM> *She can't really do anything.
  551. <LimpFish> (just think a literal limp fish sliding down the stairs)
  552. <DM> (hahahahahah)
  553. * Kirran uses the cane of lalakar to quickly teleport over, toss a fairy on Darte, and then teleport back and continue chasing Impa.
  554. <DM> *You toss the fairy at Darte, and it just..... hovers over him. Something is preventing it from reviving him.
  555. * Hal takes the chance and jumps over the poes, knowing he has no other options.
  556. <LimpFish> (What's the fairy rez hearts to?)
  557. <DM> *Roll yer Courage
  558. <Hal> $21d10
  559. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 1, 6, 7, 10, 10, 10, 5, 9, 6, 9, 3, 10, 5, 1, 7, 7, 10, 6, 9 and 6. Total: 139. Successes: 22.
  560. <DM> (wowee)
  561. <DM> $25d10 for Poe1
  562. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 1, 8, 9, 3, 8, 3, 2, 10, 5, 4, 1, 1, 10, 10, 10, 10, 5, 9, 5, 3, 1, 4, 8 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
  563. <Kirran> (3 hearts Darte)
  564. <DM> $25d10 for Poe2
  565. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 2, 6, 3, 7, 10, 4, 5, 8, 6, 2, 10, 7, 2, 5, 1, 2, 5, 10, 2, 5, 10, 6 and 3. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
  566. <LimpFish> 3h5m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | 2 Charges
  567. <DM> *You manage to leap over them, barely evading their scythes as they slice upwards.
  568. <Hal> 16h 11m 1 temprp | +4 Courage
  569. <DM> *You land on the other side just as Darte's body continues to roll through the smoke next to you.
  570. * Hal scoops up Darte's corpse and the fairy hovering over him and rushes towards Kirran
  571. <LumpFish> (oh right didn't heal)
  572. <DM> *Meanwhile, Impa and Kirran, further down the path, looking down at what's causing that spectral light, it appears to be the spirit of none other than Garunoff himself.
  573. <DM> *You can't tell more than that from this range though.
  574. <Hal> (brb autofollow right now
  575. <DM> *Up ahead in the path is that Sheikah man from before. He punches his Golden Gauntlets together, releasing a soundwave that reverberates through your bodies.
  576. <DM> *Impa draws her Biggoron's Sword and charges straight at him, doing a warcry. She strikes with the sword.
  577. <DM> $41d10 for Impa
  578. <Navi> DM: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 3, 8, 6, 5, 8, 10, 6, 4, 3, 2, 3, 6, 7, 1, 1, 8, 1, 8, 9, 5, 8, 1, 10, 8, 3, 4, 7, 8, 6, 1, 7, 9, 8, 2, 3, 6, 2, 9 and 9. Total: 228. Successes: 27.
  579. <DM> $52d10 for ???
  580. <Navi> DM: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 265. Successes: 31.
  581. <DM> *He deflects the sword, then flings her backwards a bit.
  582. <Hal> (back)
  583. <DM> [???]: My, that's no way to greet a fellow Sheikah.
  584. <Kirran> In name alone, you traitor.
  585. <DM> [Impa]: You! What are you doing to my tribe?!
  586. <Hal> Those poes, those must be blocking revival
  587. <DM> *Hal, as you descend with LimpestFish, the Poes follow you, their aura of death following with you. They seem undamaged, replenished by Darte's death.
  588. <DM> [???]: Me? I'm not doing anything to them. I'm just stopping you from stopping Lord Garunoff.
  589. <Hal> We need to deal with the poes first.
  590. <LimpestFish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
  591. <Kefka> YouTube: Evanescence - Bring Me To Life - Views: 397,313,942 - Length: 4:13 - Uploaded: 2009-12-02 - User: EvanescenceVEVO - Likes: 2,625,010 - Dislikes: 64,150
  592. <Hal> If we want Darte back, we need to remove them.
  593. <DM> [???]: With his power, the Sheikah.... that is, us, not you weaklings, will rise once again! And we're not going to be pets of the Royal Family any longer either.
  594. <DM> *He then brings his gauntlet down, punching the pathway, Doomfist style.
  595. <DM> $57d10
  596. <Navi> DM: You rolled 57 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 305. Successes: 38.
  597. <DM> *The pathway in front of you explodes, Kirran and Impa.
  598. <DM> *Impa backs away, switching back to her naginata to move fast enough.
  599. <DM> $43d10
  600. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 7, 6, 1, 6, 3, 10, 5, 2, 9, 8, 6, 4, 5, 10, 9, 1, 10, 8, 9, 1, 5, 6, 6, 10, 5, 2, 2, 6, 3, 1, 8, 9, 6, 8, 5, 9, 8, 9, 10, 7 and 6. Total: 263. Successes: 37.
  601. <DM> *She ends up hanging on to the edge of the path, barely hanging in there.
  602. <LimpestFish> (if we get Doomfist can we get Mercy plz, we need the rez)
  603. <DM> (technically if you guys throw Darte's corpse far enough away from the Poes, he could revive)
  604. <LimpestFish> (Cast it into the fire!)
  605. <LimpestFish> (Wait...)
  606. <Hal> (But Hal doesn't have the Power to throw Darte far)
  607. <DM> *Kirran, the path in front of you is collapsed while you're running at full speed.
  608. <DM> *Mr. ??? casts.... something. He then readies himself towards you.
  609. <DM> [???]: Bring it.
  610. * Kirran skids to a stop.
  611. <DM> (You could drop him down a story.)
  612. * Hal continues running, trying to reach Kirran and Impa in time.
  613. <DM> (Can't kill a dead thing further. Well, in theory.)
  614. * Kirran draws out a big bomb arrow and fires it at the ground under mystery man's feet across the gap.
  615. <DM> *You manage to stop yourself. Impa climbs back up the path.
  616. <Kirran> $44d10
  617. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 1, 4, 9, 2, 4, 7, 1, 5, 2, 6, 10, 1, 1, 1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 3, 3, 9, 1, 7, 7, 9, 6, 7, 5, 1, 1, 5, 2, 5, 4, 3, 8, 10, 3, 3, 2, 9 and 2. Total: 200. Successes: 23.
  618. <DM> *He doesn't dodge. The bomb arrow blasts out the ground underneath his feet, him seemingly with the blast.
  619. * Hal recovers 2 magic, because it has easily been the equlivent to a round of combat at this point
  620. <Hal> 16h 13m 1rp | +4 Courage
  621. <DM> *Hal you're now approaching your friends, Deadfish man in tow and Death Poes following you.
  622. <DM> *Between Doomfist blasting the path and a bomb to the path, it's now a rather long jump to get across. At least 40 feet.
  623. <DM> *Impa then leaps forward.
  624. <DM> $43d10
  625. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9, 3, 5, 5, 6, 8, 8, 8, 6, 9, 5, 3, 7, 10, 9, 1, 10, 9, 6, 2, 4, 9, 4, 2, 9, 6, 4, 10, 5, 5, 2, 4, 7, 6, 8, 3, 3, 6, 1, 9, 4 and 5. Total: 247. Successes: 31.
  626. <DM> *She gets most of the way and then quick-switches to the Biggoron's Sword and impales it into the wall. She then braces herself on the wall and pulls the sword out, jumping the rest of the way.
  627. <DM> $19d10
  628. <Navi> DM: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 1, 5, 10, 2, 5, 9, 7, 6, 2, 6, 9, 3, 5, 5, 7, 5, 9 and 2. Total: 99. Successes: 14.
  629. <DM> *She makes it across the hefty gap, and then continues forward once more.
  630. <DM> [Impa]: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill all of them. Every last one of them!
  631. <Kirran> Damn!
  632. <Hal> Kirran, attack the Poes!
  633. <DM> *You recall earlier, she said she wanted to help the Old Sheikah.
  634. <DM> *Kirran, you feel kind of an urge to kill these Sheikah traitors yourself, despite recalling what Impa really wanted.
  635. <DM> *Do you follow her or turn to attack the Poes?
  636. * Kirran turns to attack the poes.
  637. <Hal> (I can't survive 1v2 agains the poes, let alone damage them)
  638. <DM> *The Death Poes prepare for another round of attack, readying their spectral scythes.
  639. * Hal casts Shadow Speed on himself, gaining another boost in Courage.
  640. <Hal> 16h 9m 1rp | +9 Courage!
  641. * Kirran uses the cane of lalakar on Darte, grabs Hal, and then uses the hookshot to cross the gap.
  642. <DM> *Your hookshot bounces off the stone.
  643. <DM> *Need a soft target to hookshot across.
  644. * Kirran uses darte's body as the hookshot target
  645. * DeadfishMan mutters, "Nice try," from somewhere under his deathly shroud.
  646. <DeadfishMan> :'<
  647. <DeadfishMan> * X'<
  648. <DM> *You teleport Darte over, then grab Hal and hookshot over. Noice.
  649. <Kirran> (Is that far enough to get out of the death field?)
  650. <DM> *You're just barely out of the aura's range. The fairy suddenly makes it way whirling around Darte, reviving him to 3 hearts.
  651. <DM> [Raine]: Gah! Feels like I can breath again! Those Poes are doin' something weird to me- gahck!
  652. <DeadfishMan> 3h5m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | 2 Charges
  653. <Hal> Thanks.
  654. <DM> *The aura comes back in range, shutting Raine up.
  655. <Hal> This is exactly what we needed.
  656. <DM> *The Death Poes just hover over the gap.
  657. <DM> *Ahead, you can see Impa stops, the weapon in her hands shaking as she struggles between heading down or going back up.
  658. <DM> *One of the Death Poes aims a Black Eclipse, this time at you, Hal!
  659. <DM> Roll Wisdom!
  660. <DM> $53d10
  661. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 241. Successes: 29.
  662. <DM> *Annnnd it rerolls that
  663. <DM> $53d10
  664. <Hal> $28d10
  665. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 7, 9, 4, 8, 1, 6, 10, 8, 10, 10, 7, 5, 10, 10, 5, 1, 6, 5, 9, 4, 5, 6, 4, 6, 8 and 5. Total: 181. Successes: 28.
  666. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 295. Successes: 39.
  667. <DM> *It strikes you and..... bounces right off your armor.
  668. * Hal gets struck, pushed back a bit
  669. * Hal casts a Great Rejuvination on Darte
  670. <Hal> 12 Hearts to Darte and 2 to himself
  671. <DM> *The other one goes it for a scythe slash at you, Hal!
  672. <Hal> 18h 5m 1rp | +9 Courage
  673. <DM> *Death Poe uses its spectral scythe to slice at a target's soul, dealing no damage. Roll Courage! || If successful, siphon magic equal to the difference in successes. Additionally, if they have no Magic afterwards, instantly kill the target.
  674. <Hal> $30d10
  675. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 5, 10, 8, 6, 1, 10, 1, 6, 10, 2, 6, 10, 7, 9, 2, 3, 6, 1, 10, 5, 7, 6, 1, 4, 1, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 164. Successes: 24.
  676. <DM> $35d10
  677. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 1, 10, 9, 10, 8, 4, 1, 7, 4, 6, 7, 6, 2, 7, 2, 1, 8, 5, 6, 8, 5, 1, 5, 10, 1, 8, 1, 7, 4, 7, 1, 4, 6 and 9. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
  678. <DM> ROLLOFF
  679. <Hal> $30d10
  680. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 3, 4, 10, 6, 10, 7, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 8, 8, 8, 3, 8, 3, 2, 9, 10, 3, 6, 4, 9, 6, 8 and 5. Total: 160. Successes: 18.
  681. * LiveDarteFish growls. "They really don't seem to like Hal, here..."
  682. <DM> $35d10
  683. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 1, 8, 7, 5, 8, 2, 5, 4, 3, 6, 7, 6, 7, 7, 4, 5, 5, 6, 2, 7, 8, 10, 7, 10, 5, 10, 9, 1, 8, 3, 5, 9, 1 and 1. Total: 197. Successes: 28.
  684. * Hal rerolls himself
  685. <Hal> $30d10
  686. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 3, 8, 3, 6, 3, 9, 2, 10, 5, 6, 4, 10, 1, 5, 6, 8, 5, 3, 8, 10, 3, 6, 10, 10, 9, 5, 8 and 9. Total: 187. Successes: 26.
  687. <DM> *Just then, Impa chucks a reroll at the Poe.
  688. <DM> $35d10
  689. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 1, 8, 9, 9, 10, 5, 1, 8, 6, 10, 3, 1, 3, 2, 2, 8, 8, 10, 3, 10, 7, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 7, 10, 1, 2, 1, 8 and 10. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
  690. * LiveDarteFish readies to pick up Hal. "Outrun 'em?"
  691. <Hal> Yes, we need to outrun these fools
  692. <DM> *The scythe, which seemingly hit Hal directly in the face, suddenly bounces to the right and misses him.
  693. <DM> [Raine]: But...... won't...... they............ catc- ugh!
  694. <DM> *The Poes are too close for Raine to speak.
  695. * Kirran fires a black arrow at one of the poes, and a second at the other.
  696. <Kirran> $48d10
  697. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 5, 9, 4, 10, 9, 7, 1, 2, 9, 3, 10, 7, 2, 2, 7, 9, 4, 9, 1, 5, 10, 2, 1, 10, 2, 3, 10, 9, 3, 9, 6, 7, 7, 10, 7, 6, 6, 7, 8, 5, 9, 7, 1, 1, 8 and 7. Total: 292. Successes: 39.
  698. <DM> $25d10 Poe1
  699. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 6, 10, 6, 6, 1, 6, 5, 3, 8, 5, 2, 1, 3, 7, 7, 10, 7, 3, 5, 2, 10, 2 and 6. Total: 131. Successes: 19.
  700. <DM> $25d10 Poe2
  701. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 7, 9, 6, 4, 7, 7, 9, 6, 2, 4, 7, 8, 8, 10, 6, 2, 1, 6, 5, 8, 2, 4 and 4. Total: 148. Successes: 18.
  702. * Hal looks at last Green potion. "I should have brought more Green potions with me..."
  703. <DM> *Your black arrows hit both of them. They seem unphased, unaware of the black flames effects.
  704. <DM> *Impa tosses a blue potion at Hal from afar.
  705. * LiveDarteFish reconsiders. "What about one of those sacred arrows?"
  706. <Kirran> "I don't have any of those."
  707. * Hal takes the Blue Potion... and conserves it for later.
  708. * LiveDarteFish shakes his head. "I've got two. Think you can line 'em up for me?"
  709. * Hal drinks his last Green Potion, recovering him to 14 Magic
  710. <Hal> I'm sure we can handle the poes without resorting to uber-powerful attacks
  711. <Hal> We just need to be careful.
  712. <Hal> 18h 14m | +4 Courage
  713. <Hal> *+9 Courage
  714. * LiveDarteFish shrugs. "Not sure I'm getting in close without become fresh zorushi."
  715. <DM> *The Poes start to ready their attacks again. Might wanna hurry up your decisions.
  716. <Hal> Perhaps we can pelt them with arrows or magic
  717. <Kirran> Still want to try that miniature sun attack Hal?
  718. * LiveDarteFish sighs and tries for an impact arrow at one Poe.
  719. <Hal> Sure
  720. <Hal> See how much it will hurt them
  721. * Kirran preps a mass blind to combine with Hal's fire magic.
  722. * Hal draws out his wand and readys a blast of magic
  723. * Hal fires a blast of magic, connecting with Kirran's attack
  724. <Hal> *At the two poes
  725. <DM> *Okee dokey, all of you, roll it!
  726. <Kirran> $31d10
  727. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 8, 6, 4, 10, 2, 1, 8, 9, 9, 3, 2, 6, 10, 10, 1, 1, 3, 8, 8, 1, 7, 4, 2, 8, 9, 6, 6, 1, 10 and 10. Total: 178. Successes: 24.
  728. <Hal> $32d10
  729. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 6, 8, 6, 7, 9, 4, 5, 8, 6, 7, 3, 5, 6, 4, 6, 8, 1, 4, 8, 8, 7, 10, 6, 6, 6, 1, 7, 5, 1 and 1. Total: 181. Successes: 25.
  730. <DM> *Both Poes combine and fire back two Black Eclipses!
  731. <DM> $53d10 Poe1
  732. <LiveDarteFish> $46d10
  733. <Navi> LiveDarteFish: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 9, 8, 2, 7, 1, 7, 4, 7, 3, 7, 2, 9, 1, 8, 7, 2, 1, 5, 9, 8, 4, 4, 3, 10, 5, 9, 5, 5, 10, 6, 10, 8, 4, 2, 5, 4, 9, 8, 1, 2, 5, 2, 10 and 5. Total: 251. Successes: 32.
  734. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 301. Successes: 40.
  735. <LiveDarteFish> (Roll Power)
  736. <DM> $53d10 Poe2
  737. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 273. Successes: 33.
  738. <DM> reroll Poe2
  739. <DM> $53d10 Poe2
  740. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 302. Successes: 41.
  741. <DM> $calc 24 + 25 + 32
  742. <Kefka> 24 + 25 + 32 = 81
  743. <Hal> Where do these poes get all their magic
  744. <DM> $calc 40 + 41
  745. <Kefka> 40 + 41 = 81
  746. <DM> ........
  747. <DM> CUMULATIVE ROLLOFF
  748. <LiveDarteFish> (HOW)
  749. <LiveDarteFish> $46d10
  750. <Navi> LiveDarteFish: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 5, 1, 1, 4, 2, 7, 3, 3, 3, 10, 7, 7, 8, 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, 8, 5, 9, 5, 7, 8, 10, 3, 7, 8, 8, 2, 6, 3, 2, 7, 6, 4, 4, 9, 7, 6, 9, 3, 2 and 6. Total: 261. Successes: 33.
  751. <Hal> $32d10
  752. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 1, 5, 5, 9, 9, 4, 4, 6, 1, 3, 8, 7, 1, 6, 8, 7, 9, 10, 3, 4, 4, 6, 3, 10, 2, 1, 3, 4, 7 and 2. Total: 169. Successes: 19.
  753. <Kirran> (It's a DBZ showdown)
  754. <Kirran> $31d10
  755. <DM> (holy dear god, never would I have ever imagined.......)
  756. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 6, 5, 6, 5, 9, 10, 1, 9, 3, 9, 6, 3, 4, 4, 9, 2, 4, 1, 6, 7, 7, 8, 7, 9, 9, 10, 2, 6 and 1. Total: 177. Successes: 22.
  757. <DM> $53d10 Poe1
  758. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 297. Successes: 40.
  759. <DM> $53d10 Poe2
  760. <Navi> DM: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 268. Successes: 31.
  761. <DM> $calc 33 + 19 + 22
  762. <Kefka> 33 + 19 + 22 = 74
  763. <DM> $calc 40 + 21
  764. <Kefka> 40 + 21 = 61
  765. <DM> err 31
  766. <DM> 74 vs. 71
  767. <Hal> Black Eclipse is a very costly spell to perform. Them being able to cast it twice without recharging speaks a lot about their magic supplies
  768. <DM> (both of them recovered their magic from Darte dying, that's how)
  769. <Hal> (Only one of them recovered their magic from that)
  770. <DM> (otherwise, only one of them would've been able to cast it)
  771. <Kirran> (Black hole sun?)
  772. <DM> (Actually, it's both. The recovery ability just says "if anyone dies", not based on who killed who)
  773. <DM> *You fire off a miniature sun against a combined black eclipse, creating a black sun. It hovers in place momentarily, until Darte's impact arrow pushes it towards the two Death Poes. The black sun then implodes, disappearing entirely.
  774. <Kirran> (Don't forget, they get hit twice by that.)
  775. <DM> *The Death Poes draw their scythes and hover towards you, though in doing so, they pass over the spot the black sun disappeared.
  776. <LiveDarteFish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6e2XacZSIs
  777. <Kirran> (and whatever effects it has.)
  778. <Kefka> YouTube: Homestuck Vol.8 - Bonus Track - Black Hole/Green Sun.wmv - Views: 169,463 - Length: 2:32 - Uploaded: 2011-10-25 - User: MrAnonymas - Likes: 1,236 - Dislikes: 14
  779. <Kirran> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6RD6mjiIZE
  780. <Kefka> YouTube: Black Hole Sun - Vintage Soundgarden Cover ft. Haley Reinhart - Views: 4,803,432 - Length: 4:52 - Uploaded: 2016-06-16 - User: PostmodernJukebox - Likes: 82,718 - Dislikes: 1,187
  781. <Kirran> (RIP Chris Cornell)
  782. <DM> *Suddenly, the two of them stretch outward painfully and contract several times before exploding violently in a flash of black light, inverting the color of everything momentarily, then returning to normal.
  783. <DM> $2d3
  784. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 2 and 1. Total: 3.
  785. <LiveDarteFish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzKDmS0zAPo
  786. <Kefka> YouTube: Neil Cicierega - Close to the Sun - Views: 93,493 - Length: 1:25 - Uploaded: 2014-07-20 - User: NeilCicieregaMusic - Likes: 796 - Dislikes: 7
  787. <DM> *You all receive a Recovery Heart and a Magic Jar.
  788. <DM> (each)
  789. <Hal> Whoo
  790. * Kirran eats both
  791. <DM> $3d3
  792. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 1, 2 and 3. Total: 6.
  793. <DM> *And remembering the fight earlier w/ the goop, another Recovery Heart, Magic Jar, and a Reroll Point.
  794. <LiveDarteFish> (Link to Recovery Heart?)
  795. <Kirran> A tasty Heart that can be devoured to recover your Hearts! ... that doesn't sound right.
  796. <Kirran> EFFECT: Consume this to recover 6 Hearts.
  797. * LiveDarteFish slurps the Magic Jar.
  798. <DM> (it should be in your consumables, it's one of the base things, buuuuut in case you need it - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-975.html --> Consumables
  799. <LiveDarteFish> 15h9m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | Caaram's Crest (+5 AD) | 4 Charges
  800. * Kirran gives Raine a raspberry cheesecake
  801. <LiveDarteFish> (Wasn't finding it for some reason, got it)
  802. <DM> *Looking around, it seems Impa is nowhere nearby. Looking down, she seems to be approaching the bottom. Ahead, you can see the pit slowly being consumed by a mass of dark goops.
  803. <Kirran> Sorry about putting you through that.
  804. <DM> [Raine]: Ooh, yay!
  805. <Hal> Onward!
  806. <DM> *She devours the cheesecake greedily, leaving its bloody remains on the sides of her mouth until she licks them up.
  807. <DM> [Raine]: I just love licking up cheesecake gore from my lips.
  808. <LiveDarteFish> "What, is the floor a grate or something? Not sure I can freeze it all..."
  809. <DM> *Well, if you tried to freeze the half-destroyed path from here, rather than becoming slippery, all you'd do is turn the ground to icy spikes of death.
  810. <Kirran> We're on the correct side of the gap to progress, just as a heads up.
  811. <Hal> Agreed
  812. <LiveDarteFish> (The bottom of the pit ya dafty)
  813. <Hal> Let's continue onwards.
  814. * LiveDarteFish hustles.
  815. <DM> *Alrighty, you continue onwards, heading deeper and deeper into the pit of El Diablo.
  816. * Kirran fires another super bomb across the gap to widen it further.
  817. <DM> [Raine]: What was that for?
  818. <Kirran> Frustration, mostly.
  819. <DM> *You do feel a bit more at ease seeing something explode.
  820. <DM> [Raine]: Well, guess it'll slow down anyone trying to chase us. Not that anyone would. I think?
  821. <LiveDarteFish> 15h9m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | Caaram's Crest (+5 AD) | 4 Charges | A Bit More at Ease (Something Exploded)
  822. <Hal> I don't think anyone is going to chase us now.
  823. <Kirran> At this point, the way things are going, I wouldn't put it past Bloodwind to try.
  824. <Kirran> Let's go.
  825. <DM> [Raine]: Good point. Onwards!
  826. * Kirran heads off after Impa again.
  827. * Hal continues down the path
  828. <DM> *You all head on down, full speed down the rocky path. You're now close enough to see what's at the bottom of the pit.
  829. <DM> *The path ends in a stairwell, leading down several rows of seats. It appears the pit is a coliseum. At the center, in the pit, you see the spirit of Garunoff, who seems to be phasing between being a ghost and a physical form. He's drawing in beams of green energy from a group of nearby prisoners.
  830. * Hal recovers another 2 magic naturally
  831. <Hal> 18h 16m | +9 Courage
  832. * Kirran pulls out Rokan's Lance.
  833. <Kirran> Hope you're ready, old friend.
  834. <DM> *Next to him is that Sheikah man with the Golden Gauntlets. He looks up at you, grinning. Around him is an army of Interloper goops, along with another Sheikah man, standing at the back of the goops, seemingly commanding them.
  835. <DM> *You feel Rokan's Lance shake for a moment, then it releases some energy into you, revitalizing you. You also seem to be free of that weird rage cloud you were experiencing earlier.
  836. <DM> *Hal and Darte, you never experienced that rage cloud, it seemed to just be Kirran and Impa.
  837. <Kirran> 15h, 10m | mirage, dark epiphany
  838. <LiveDarteFish> 15h9m | Fareed's Fin (+3 DD) | Caaram's Crest (+5 AD) | 4 Charges | Mildly Peeved Cloud
  839. <DM> *You can see Impa approaching the bottom of the stairwell, both weapons in hand, she herself flaming with rage.
  840. <Kirran> (How far is she away from us?)
  841. <DM> (At least 100 feet. I don't recommend falling that distance, though if you keep taking the path, it's about thrice that distance.)
  842. <Kirran> (But it's straight down?)
  843. <DM> (100 feet straight down, 300 if you keep taking the path)
  844. <Kirran> (Rokan, you need to help her. I can't fight Garunoff alone. I need her strength.)
  845. <DM> [???]: Ah, Impa, welcome! You're just in time! I was just thinking... why, Garunoff could use just a tad bit more power, and I was thinking... why not use Impa?
  846. * Kirran throws Rokan's Lance at Impa.
  847. <Hal> (Can Hal support the weight of both Darte and Kirran?
  848. <DM> *Some of the goops reach their arms up to grab the lance. Impa tries to jump up to catch it.
  849. <DM> $43d10 for Impa
  850. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 6, 10, 7, 4, 4, 5, 10, 8, 8, 4, 2, 5, 10, 2, 2, 1, 5, 9, 6, 7, 2, 6, 5, 6, 2, 6, 8, 5, 4, 4, 10, 9, 4, 6, 3, 7, 1, 2, 4, 9 and 5. Total: 235. Successes: 31.
  851. <DM> $40d10 for Goops
  852. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4, 1, 4, 10, 7, 6, 5, 2, 1, 7, 8, 9, 1, 1, 2, 1, 10, 5, 6, 2, 2, 7, 3, 5, 5, 8, 9, 8, 1, 5, 2, 5, 5, 6 and 5. Total: 192. Successes: 26.
  853. <DM> *Impa manages to barely reach up and grab the lance, though now below her is the mass of goops.
  854. <DM> [Impa]: Get out of my WAY!
  855. * Hal continues rushing downwards with Kirran and Darte in tow
  856. <DM> *She pulls out her Biggoron's Sword and puts it together with Rokan's Lance, slamming the two together towards the goops.
  857. <DM> $20d10 for Wisdom roll
  858. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 1, 10, 4, 1, 6, 1, 9, 7, 2, 1, 7, 1, 6, 3, 2, 7, 9, 5 and 1. Total: 85. Successes: 10.
  859. <DM> +10 on the dice
  860. <DM> annnnnd let's just total them all up as about 50
  861. <DM> $50d10
  862. <Navi> DM: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 10, 10, 3, 5, 2, 8, 9, 7, 2, 1, 7, 1, 4, 8, 7, 5, 7, 3, 7, 8, 9, 7, 3, 2, 9, 9, 10, 4, 10, 2, 5, 9, 2, 8, 3, 4, 5, 2, 1, 7, 3, 8, 8, 7, 5, 4, 2 and 2. Total: 269. Successes: 32.
  863. <DM> $40d10 for Goops
  864. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 9, 5, 5, 1, 6, 4, 10, 5, 7, 9, 7, 2, 8, 9, 9, 10, 3, 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, 10, 8, 1, 5, 1, 2, 7, 7, 10, 5, 1, 4, 6, 6, 7 and 5. Total: 223. Successes: 31.
  865. <DM> *She slams downwards, barely aim to make a space for her amid the goops.
  866. <Hal> (Is Hal able to support the weight of Darte and Kirran?)
  867. <DM> (Hmm, Sheikah are naturally light, and Zora shouldn't be that heavy. Yeah)
  868. <TowedDarteFish> (Note to self: Pay for parking)
  869. <Hal> Kirran, Darte, grab onto me; I've got a plan.
  870. <Kirran> I've got a bad feeling about this.
  871. * Kirran grabs onto Hal.
  872. * Hal takes his Ocarina out and plays the Song of Soaring!
  873. <DM> [???]: Death Sword, your darn fledgling goops are kinda weak. Any chance you'd be willing to lend a hand?
  874. <Hal> DESCRIPTION: A light, fast-paced tune that, when played, gives you a pair of Magic wings that give you the ability to fly for a short period of time.
  875. <Hal> Attack Dice & Defense Dice: +5
  876. <Hal> EFFECT 1: If you get hit by an attack during flight, you fall down, possibly taking Fall Damage .
  877. <Hal> EFFECT 2: When out of combat, the standard Magic cost doesn't apply and you expend 1 Magic for every 30 feet you travel.
  878. <Hal> DURATRION: Until you are hit by an attack, run out of Magic or cancelled at any time for no action cost.
  879. <DM> *Song of Soaring success! You fly outwards, carrying Kirran and Darte as you start to fly downwards, though with their weight, you're not exactly falling at a safe pace.
  880. * Hal steers himself to a lower level, closest to Impa
  881. <Hal> (the same level Impa is at, to cut the time needed to travel)
  882. <Kirran> Any plan on how to land this crazy thing?
  883. <Hal> I'ma landing onto a lower section of the stairwell
  884. <DM> *You manage to get pretty close.
  885. <Kirran> At critical velocity?
  886. <Hal> Minimize the distance between us and Impa
  887. <DM> *Out of the corner of your eyes, there seems to be one section of the Coliseum that's just a shroud of darkness. Out from it, a black claw reaches out from it. A black sword, made from talons stitched together materializes out of its hand. Just the look of it causes a sinking feeling in all of you.
  888. <Kirran> Is that Penumbra?
  889. <DM> *Or in your guys cases, a bit literally. The Song of Soaring gets deafened out, annnnnnd you all fall down onto the staircase, stumbling a bit. No fall damage, just a bit of a stumble down.
  890. * Hal flaps upwards a bit, to reduce the landing velocity to a safe level as he descends onto the lower section of the stairwell.
  891. <DM> *Hal you manage to land on your feet. The other two, not so much.
  892. <DM> [Raine]: Nah, Penumbra ain't that creepy- gah!
  893. <Kirran> $1d3
  894. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  895. <DM> *She shakes around in her bottle as you roll down, Kirran.
  896. <Kirran> I dodge the stumble
  897. <DM> *Err, she momentarily relapses as you mirage your way through a stumble.
  898. <Hal> *After landing, Hal cancels the song's effect and rushes to catch Darte as he stumbles downwards*
  899. <DM> [Raine]: Argh, stop phasing in and out of existence!
  900. <Hal> (How far did we travel downwards?)
  901. <DM> *You're pretty darn close to Impa. She's actually backing her way towards you, especially at the sight of that vicious looking claw sticking out of the shadows.
  902. <DM> [Impa]: What in the heck is that?
  903. <Hal> (So 90+ Feet
  904. <DM> (yeah)
  905. * Hal consumed 3 magic during that fight
  906. <DM> *You hear a very deep, distorted voice coming from there.
  907. <Hal> 18h 11m | +9 Courage
  908. * Hal puts his Ocarina away and takes out his wand and shield
  909. <DM> [Death Sword]: Fine. I shall grant aid to you, Uroh. But only once. We Interlopers have limits outside the Twilight Realm.
  910. <DM> *The claw and the sword move back inwards into the darkness.
  911. <DM> *The darkness disappears, leaving nothing behind.
  912. <DM> *You hear the voice again, say the words:
  913. <DM> [Death Sword]: Aeternal Darkness
  914. <DM> *A massive shroud of pure darkness appears, blotting you all out. Not even Raine's light pierces through it. You feel your souls contract as an overwhelming abyss floods you.
  915. <DM> *Then, from the darkness, your greatest rival, the strongest villain of all appears.......
  916. <DM> -=LOADING SCREEN=-
  917. <DM> -=SESSION END=-
  918. <TowedDarteFish> Loading Screen always wins each episode :(
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