Pirates vs Ninjas Splatfest Text

It's time to settle a rivalry
as old as time itself!

Yeah!
Wait... What?

The brazen buccaneers of
the salty seas...

PIRATES!

Versus the silent
assassins of the night...

NINJAS!

So, Callie, are you Team
Pirate or Team Ninja?

ARRR, MATEY! I be a pirate,
through and through!

It's time to swab the deck
and plunder the booty!

Whoa there, Callie. Let's
keep it E for Everyone.

And besides, ninjas are
waaay cooler than pirates!

I mean, how do you defeat
that which you can't see?

What about you at home?
It's time to decide!

Head over to the Pledge
Box and pick a side!
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YO HO HO! Walk the plank,
ye scurvy dogs!

...

You pirates are a bunch
of cheats!

Avast, me hearties! Sore
loser off the port bow!

If ye parrrrticipated in the
Splatfest, don't forget...

Yer prizes arrrrrre waiting
in the plaza...
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Team Ninjaaaaaaa!
Ninja stars in your face!

Shiver me timbers!

A ninja's path...is stained
in the ink of her enemies.

Yeah. Real deep, Marie.

If you participated in the
Splatfest, don't forget...

Yer prizes arrrrrre waiting
in the plaza!