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- LemonDrop: trololol
- LemonDrop: <3
- Speed: hi
- LemonDrop: u sexy
- Stranger: Trololololo
- LemonDrop: i love you
- Stranger: U mad?
- LemonDrop: i must ask you a question
- Frederick: how am i mad?
- Stranger: I KNOW HOW MAGNETS WORK
- LemonDrop: srry if this makes things awkward
- LemonDrop: but will u marry me?
- LemonDrop: plz
- Stranger: Sure, why not?
- LemonDrop: cool
- Frederick: you homo
- Speed: my vagina is all wet now
- Stranger: I think I need a name, though.
- Speed: fix.
- Speed: Frederick is my name
- Stranger: Sorry, girl, but I'm french.
- LemonDrop: haha jk im Sophie
- Stranger: not really into the gender business.
- LemonDrop: what gender business?
- Stranger: YOu know.
- Stranger: Male or female.
- Speed: my vagina is all wet now
- Speed: fix.
- Stranger: I just french.
- LemonDrop: im Sophie
- Speed: fix.
- Speed: fix.
- LemonDrop: but im a guy. my parents fucked up right? haha
- Stranger: Sophie, intriguing name, but I'm afraid I'm not into bestiality.
- Stranger: How'd you even get online?
- Speed: cows are my favourite
- Stranger: I'm not about to screw my dog.
- LemonDrop: actually horses
- Speed: im a dog
- Speed: screw me
- Stranger: My pet dog.
- Frederick: i'm a bitch
- Stranger: I'd rather not.
- Speed: im ur bitch
- Stranger: Thank you though.
- LemonDrop: i have large titties
- Speed: i can be a slut if u want
- LemonDrop: man boobies that is
- Speed: male breasts
- Stranger: I'm sorry, have we met?
- Speed: full of milkery
- LemonDrop: yeah probably
- Speed: im sucking ur small penis atm
- Stranger: I'm a Cumberbitch.
- Stranger: Sorry.
- Stranger: I'm taken.
- LemonDrop: oh its fine
- LemonDrop: theyll never know
- LemonDrop: ;)
- Speed: im screwing ur partner atm
- Stranger: Holmes knows everyone.
- Stranger: I doubt he would let one such as you near him.
- LemonDrop: but watson
- Stranger: Don't disregard the truth, milady.
- LemonDrop: is the one who gets around
- LemonDrop: if you know what i mean
- Stranger: Oh, really?
- LemonDrop: indeed
- Speed: you are my son
- Stranger: Does he now?
- Stranger: Am I?
- Frederick: no shit Sherlock
- LemonDrop: actually im a hermaphrodite
- Stranger: Fascinating.
- Speed: yes
- LemonDrop: i have a dick and a vagina
- Stranger: I'm french.
- LemonDrop: sometimes i fuck myself... literally
- Speed: want pics
- Stranger: I'm a Cumberbitch, so I fear I can't accept your offer.
- Frederick: you pussy
- Stranger: I prefer the tall, slim and sexy, myself.
- LemonDrop: but ill be your bitch
- LemonDrop: yeah thats me
- LemonDrop: im 6'8"
- Speed: i'm blind, have adhd, tourettes and aspergers syndrome
- LemonDrop: weight 80 lbs
- Stranger: Like I said, no bestiality for me.
- Stranger: I'm not up for dogs or bitches of any variey.
- Stranger: *variety.
- LemonDrop: but my vagina is wet
- Speed: my man part is hard too
- Stranger: I'm afraid your own hermaphodite dick wil have to sufice.
- Speed: put it in for me
- LemonDrop: but it cant bend around
- LemonDrop: its too hard
- Stranger: Have fun, I'm on a search for Watson.
- Stranger: I'm afraid I must go.
- LemonDrop: fucking him now
- Stranger: Good bye, milady.
- The Stranger has disconnected.
- The length of this conversation was: 00:06:37
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