Jump 336: Spider-Man Trilogy

Jump #336: Spider-Man Trilogy
>Nine of Wands (Strength): A pause in the current struggle to ready oneself.
>Age: 20
>Location: New York City
>Identity: Businessman
Apparently I've inherited a business. I hear it goes around.
>Drawbacks: Populated (0)
Ah, what might have been. Let's bring it on. I am sure this also means that Spider-Man will get fellow crimefighters.
>Human Resources (Free, Businessman)
Interns? I suppose that's one way to make sure my businesses get plenty of people working for them.
>Sell, Sell, Sell! (850, Businessman)
Oh look it's the military and they want to buy Iron Gears. Who'd have thought.
>Cut-Throat Business (550, Businessman)
Yeeeah I'm going to not explode my investors, because I need them to invest, but at least I know how to make my business keep growing.
>Incidental Inventor (250)
Knowing what I want to invent is important, but if I can end up inventing other useful things along the way... because, seriously, screw fusion, YOU HAVE ROBOTIC ARMS RUN BY AI.
>29 Minute Pizza (150)
Delicious piping hot pizza, and it's always free.
>Rolodex (Free, Businessman)
I already have a government rolodex, now I also have one for business as well. Handy.
>Company (0, Businessman)
A second company, or a subsidiary, perhaps? Either way, quite useful and I'll be making use of it.

Mostly I elect to hang out and keep my head down. Work on the LMD designs and make them arc reactor powered instant heroes (just add water), see whether Iron Gears are actually practical at all in most settings (they're not), and so on.

The entire plot of Spider-Man 3 is thrown into disarray and I encourage it because it's fucking hilarious.

The Venom arc? Yeah, no, I derail that horribly. Emo Spider-Man ends before it can begin; I nail him with the Bass Cannon. The symbiote crawls away and ends up taking control of a coma patient (which was actually a brainless clone I made for the symbiote to use). After some soul-searching and inconclusive fights with both the Green Goblin and Spider-Man, it decided to play hero too. Because honestly, the critter never asked for this, and it deserves to choose its own destiny.

Harry Osborn fires the FUCK out of his butler for not telling him what happened sooner because this is kind of crucial info.

Eddie Brock is disgraced when I call up the Bugle and gripe about them using photoshop, he prays for Spider-Man's death and instead a church bell falls on him and he ends up with several broken bones and amnesia. He recovers and goes to work for a moving company.

Flint Marko gets turned into sand, and in the end Spider-Man and Venom team up to beat him silly. Additionally, the a judge goes "aw, what a shame, your daughter will never know her father because YOU FUCKING MURDERED SOMEONE, enjoy your thirty-to-life in a supermax upstate because sympathy for the guilty is treason to the innocent."

He breaks out while being transported and is turned into a glass statue by the Goblin, and is promptly shipped out to be studied by top men. Top. Men.

More things happen, and Peter Parker grows up and stops being such a loser because he never dumped MJ, but that's the bulk of it.