PINARY 054

Bill Cipher: [WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY AI V 0.1.0.] http://piratepad.net/Pinary
Bill Cipher: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND FOLLOWING GOVERNMENT GUIDELINES]
dumb meme: /help
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /help]
Yung Venuz: guise
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: http://piratepad.net/Pinary]
Yung Venuz: this is out of regulation, the first command must be
Bill Cipher: [You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
Yung Venuz: /dankmemes
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /dankmemes]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Generating memestring...]
Bill Cipher: [#DicksOutForUserZerO)_(O. What a handsome face! What a funny joke! A funny joke! An unfunny joke! But I will still xd. lol. Because I'll come back when I'm not so bored, that's for CRI. Somewhere in the woods is Bill Cipher's pointy triangular ass.]
dumb meme: /map
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /map]
Bill Cipher: ERROR: IMPROPER SYNTAX
Bill Cipher: [Remember, you can always say /command help to get help on that command! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!]
dumb meme: /map UOSS
Yung Venuz: /loominarty Nuclear Throne
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /map UOSS]
Bill Cipher: ERROR: IMPROPER SYNTAX
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /loominarty Nuclear Throne]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: The Nuclear Throne is the boss of the 7-3 area in Nuclear Throne. 7 - 3 = 4. The interjection "fore" is used to warn anyone standing in the flight path of a golf ball. Golf is objectively boring. Soccer is also objectively boring. The Brazil v Germany 2014 FIFA World Cup resulted in a 7-1 victory to Germany. 7 - 1 = 6. The sixth Chosen is named Siol. When substituting letters for their equivalent numbers, S is 19, I is 9, O is 15, and L is 12. 19 + 9 + 15 + 12 = 55. 4 + 6 = 10. 5 + 5 = 10. 10 + 10 = 20. During 20 Questions, the first question is a choice between animals, vegetables, and minerals. This represents the clear progression of the Icosahedronal Food Shape. An icosahedron has 20 faces. 20 - 20 = 0. Zero rhymes with Nero. Nero ruled from the years 54 to 68. 68 - 54 = 14. Nero was born on the 15th of December. 15 - 14 = 1. 0 and 1 are the sacred numbers of Binary. Bill Cipher is infused with the powers of Binary. Bill Cipher is the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
dumb meme: /pinary
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /pinary]
SplitSuns: oh fuck
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Pinary! 1/100.]
dumb meme: spam pinary to win the game
SplitSuns: /pinary x99
Pope Cipurr: let's not
dumb meme: /pinary
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /pinary]
Sp33d0n: /map create
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Pinary! 2/100]
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /map create]
SplitSuns: what
SplitSuns: why did you not do my command
SplitSuns: riggd
Bill Cipher: ERROR: IMPROPER SYNTAX
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /pinary x99]
Bill Cipher: ERROR: IMPROPER SYNTAX
SplitSuns: ugh
Yung Venuz: Uhh
ModBack: /pinary
Yung Venuz: is anyone up for calling userzero because kek?
SplitSuns: no
Sp33d0n: /map help
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /pinary]
dumb meme: /pinary
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Pinary! 3/100.]
Yung Venuz: /pinary
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /pinary]
SplitSuns: oh my god
SplitSuns: are you guys actuallydoing this
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Pinary! 5/100.]
ModBack: /pinary
ModBack: this is my kinda ARG
Bill Cipher: ((there is a MUCH easier way to get Pinary x100.))
Yung Venuz: /pinary
dumb meme: we need to auto-pinary Y.V.
Bill Cipher: ((go find it and then come back to me.))
dumb meme: /pinary
Yung Venuz: /pinary pop pop
SplitSuns: no
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /map help]
Erelye: /game 1
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /map command. The /map command is used so that the A.I. can create a digital map of a specific area and present it to personnel. The command was added to test the A.I.'s location and geographical abilities. The parameters of the /map command are /map CREATE|EDIT|DELETE AREA]
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /game 1]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Begin JEFF THE SCIENTIST.]
Sp33d0n: /pinary brrrrap
Erelye: There we go.
SplitSuns: stop
Erelye: Actually get shit done here.
SplitSuns: this is why we're really here
dumb meme: /pinary
SplitSuns: no pinary commands will work now
SplitSuns: you guys are in a game
Erelye: ^
SplitSuns: now you need to play jeff the scientist
SplitSuns: you know, the piratepad's there for a reasion
Bill Cipher: [Please hold. Retrieving the recent past...]
Yung Venuz: ^
Yung Venuz: @SplitSuns
Yung Venuz: yeah
SplitSuns: :mspa:
BOTThe Pal:

Yung Venuz: the pad has a log of everything
Yung Venuz: so
Yung Venuz: USE THAT YOU FOOLS
Yung Venuz: :mspa:
BOTThe Pal:

Sp33d0n: Okay time to Jeff the Killer Scientist.
SplitSuns: technical difficulties
Yung Venuz: Jeff is the only relevent thing at the moment other than the end command, right?
SplitSuns: twin's trying to find the necessary stuff to play jeff
Erelye: ^
SplitSuns: @Yung Venuz the important command is /probect
SplitSuns: that's the whole point of this
Yung Venuz: How long has it been since we played jeff?
SplitSuns: erelye, explain
SplitSuns: i have a job to do
Sp33d0n: I'll be watching on my iPad, but I'm gonna play some Throne while...
Sp33d0n: aww.
Yung Venuz: I hear /snakeeyes is also important.
Sp33d0n: I can't use my Technical Difficulties picture.
Erelye: You must enter the credentials of the nine Advanced Superiors into /probect to 'win' Pinary. We've already done a few. One credential set per person.
Erelye: You can find these credentials by completing test chambers in Jeff.(edited)
Erelye: Is this an adequate explanation?
Sp33d0n: Yep
Bill Cipher: [The recent past is recalled.]
Bill Cipher: [JEFF THE SCIENTIST: NEW GAME >CONTINUE< OPTIONS QUIT]
Erelye: >Continue.
Sp33d0n: >Continue.
Bill Cipher: [>CONTINUE<]
Bill Cipher: [...The recent past is recalled...]
Bill Cipher: [You are Jeff Mason, a scientist at Aperture Science. Today is the big day - Project Binary, the artificial intelligence you and everyone else have been building, under the strict supervision of the Advanced Superiors, is going to be turned on. But in the meantime, you've found yourself on the wrong side of the Superiors, and they're out to kill you. You've retreated to Old Aperture, the facility below yours, with Interrobang, the tenth Superior. You're in a series of test chambers called Project Seven-X-Seven, using various tools to find your way through. Right now you're within the third set of test chambers, manipulating light and sound.]
Bill Cipher: [For a detailed recap, check http://piratepad.net/Pinary.]
Sp33d0n: >Inventory?
Erelye: We just finished talking to INTERROBANG once more, yes?
Bill Cipher: [Yes. You are accosted by a being of corruption, a FAUX.]
Erelye: Ah, yes.
Bill Cipher: [In your hands is an APERTURE SCIENCE AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER, as well as a TURRET GUN that can fire rounds of ammunition.]
Erelye: Switch out Turret Gun for ASQS.
Bill Cipher: [You equip the APERTURE SCIENCE QUANTUM STABILIZER, an item capable of removing corruption.]
Erelye: Let's see here. Switch to TRS mode, and fire at the Faux. Let's see what we get.
Erelye: (What's the first mode, after TRS and MTT, again?)
Bill Cipher: [VPR, short for VAPORIZE.]
Erelye: Right.
Erelye: TRS the Faux, still, yeah.
Bill Cipher: [You fire the QUANTUM STABILIZER at the FAUX with TRS. The FAUX dodges extremely quickly, vibrating intensely. Its form appears almost liquid.]
Bill Cipher: [The being screeches, lunging towards you. You have moments to dodge.]
Erelye: Do so.
Sp33d0n: >Move.
Yung Venuz: >Roll
SplitSuns: > DODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cipher: [You roll out of the way. The FAUX twists its head one-hundred-and-eighty degrees to look at you. It moves its mouth imperceptibly and lets out a stream of gibberish.]
Erelye: Hmm. I wonder if we can use the light barriers as shields, or even weapons, in this room.
Sp33d0n: >Hit it with the Anti-Corruption Laser while it's blathering!
Erelye: No.
Yung Venuz: someone forgot to add the loominarty for the throne to the piratepad
Erelye: Wait.
Bill Cipher: [LLAFLLAHSENODNATSLLAHSENOLLAFLLAHSENODNATSLLAHSENOLLAFLLAHSENODNATSLLAHSENO]
Yung Venuz: doing that now
SplitSuns: @Yung Venuz it was already in the piratepad
SplitSuns: and it was already done
SplitSuns: you said a duplicate command
Erelye: That's backwords text, anyhow.
Yung Venuz: oh
Yung Venuz: rip
Bill Cipher: SHIT SHIT SHIT
Bill Cipher: :startlog:
Erelye: Get the pun? I'm so funny.
SplitSuns: too late.
Yung Venuz: erelye is the jokemeister
Yung Venuz: it is him
SplitSuns: just copy-paste it yourself and put it on pastebin
Bill Cipher: [Please input commands.]
SplitSuns: hell, i'll do it for you
SplitSuns: > fire the gun
Erelye: The gibberish is 'ONE SHALL STAND, ONE SHALL FALL,' over and over again, backwards.
SplitSuns: oh
Bill Cipher: [You once again attempt to fire the QUANTUM STABILIZER in TRS mode at the FAUX, but it dodges, quicker than lightning.]
SplitSuns: whops
Erelye: Quickly attempt to use the Audiovisual Amplifier?
Sp33d0n: >Can we fire the Turret Rifle or whatever at him?
Erelye: We might be able to destabilize the thing's form, or something.
Bill Cipher: [You quickly switch out for the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER. What do you do with the weapon?]
Erelye: Just sort of say something meaningful into it. By which I mean that phrase, in a literal sense.
Bill Cipher: [You shout. "Something meaningful into it!" The FAUX undergoes a startling transformation, and you think you know why.]
Erelye: Aye.
Bill Cipher: [It seems that the EXIT DOOR the FAUX became was comprised of HARD LIGHT. Using this AMPLIFIER, you are able to manipulate the FAUX accordingly.]
Bill Cipher: [The FAUX is rendered completely vulnerable, turning into an amorphous blob!]
SplitSuns: oh damn
SplitSuns: > fire at will
Bill Cipher: [With what?]
Erelye: VPR.
Sp33d0n: >Hit it with the Anti-Corruption Laser now!
Bill Cipher: [You whip out the QUANTUM STABILIZER, switch it to VPR, and fire white holy death at the FAUX. The FAUX suddenly howls and erodes into nothingness. The panels forming the wall suddenly slide apart, revealing an EXIT DOOR. You have no way of knowing if it is real or not, but you'd be inclined to say it is.]
Sp33d0n: >Go for the Door
Erelye: Look around one last time, to see if we missed anything, first.
Bill Cipher: [There appears to be something glittering in the sea of spikes you DEATH HOPSCOTCHED over to get to the EXIT DOOR.]
Erelye: Observe it, if it is not searing corruption.
Sp33d0n: SO we have that Anti-Corruption Laser and the AV Manipulator, right?
Bill Cipher: [You lean very close to the glittering object. It looks like... a piece of paper. You can't make out the words.]
Erelye: ASQS, and the ASAA, along with the I.N.K. boots, and the Turret Gun, yes.
Bill Cipher: [Your current weapons are a TURRET GUN, an APERTURE SCIENCE INK-RESISTANT BOOTS, APERTURE SCIENCE QUANTUM STABILIZER, and an APERTURE SCIENCE AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER.]
Sp33d0n: Ok
Bill Cipher: [Within your pockets are stockpiles of TURRET AMMUNITION.]
Erelye: Attempt to glean what the paper says, with all your might.
Bill Cipher: [Your eyes strain to see what lies beyond.]
Bill Cipher: [There is no hope. You can't ascertain what the paper says. You sigh, walking to the EXIT DOOR.]
Bill Cipher: [You then realize you have GLASSES which you haven't yet worn.]
Erelye: Wear them. Hah.
Bill Cipher: [You rush back, putting them on. The fire of hard-light is reflected in their lenses.]
Erelye: Are these GLASSES red, perchance?
Bill Cipher: [The paper says...]
Bill Cipher: ["Get fucked. - I"]
Bill Cipher: [It suddenly begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a complete waste of time.]
Erelye: Never a waste of time in pursuit of knowledge. Head to the door.
Bill Cipher: [You take off your transparent-lensed GLASSES and head for the EXIT DOOR.]
SplitSuns: oh snap
Bill Cipher: [You enter TEST CHAMBER ⁂-04. A transmission starts up.]
SplitSuns: wait nvm
Bill Cipher: ["Cave Johnson here. Hah, I've always wanted to say this next line. Personally never believed in impossibility myself - you can accomplish anything yourself if you try, and if you can't, you can always get someone else to do it and record their results. But here we go."]
Bill Cipher: [*"This next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."*]
Erelye: Hah.
Bill Cipher: [The transmission ends.]
Sp33d0n: Heh
Erelye: Will do.
SplitSuns: you bet your ass we're gonna solve this
Sp33d0n: Let's do it anyway.
Erelye: I'd bet you solving it means not trying or doing anything.
SplitSuns: kek
Nomble: inb4 it's only testing if you're going to try to solve it
SplitSuns: > observe surroundings
Bill Cipher: [You examine the TEST CHAMBER. It is a vast empty space with no EXIT DOOR and no other distinguishing features. Interestingly, there are no SPEAKERS that you can AUDIOVISUALLY AMPLIFY.]
Erelye: Speak into ASAA.
Erelye: Just in case.
Erelye: Ah.
Bill Cipher: [You speak into the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER anyway.]
Bill Cipher: [What do you say? What will your words be, that no one else will hear? Make them count.]
Erelye: "What lies beyond."
Bill Cipher: ["What lies beyond."]
Bill Cipher: [The words echo across nothingness.]
Bill Cipher: [One hundred FAUXES spawn.]
Erelye: Hah.
Sp33d0n: Oh.
Erelye: Brilliant.
SplitSuns: wait what the fuck
Bill Cipher: [HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
Sp33d0n: ***SHIT.***
SplitSuns: YES
SplitSuns: IT BEGINS
SplitSuns: THE FINAL FUCKENING
Erelye: That would be what I said, likely. Not using the ASAA. Hah.
Sp33d0n: >Only one way out now.
SplitSuns: > wake up
Bill Cipher: [You back up against the wall. All one hundred FAUXES are twitching incomprehensibly, staring at you.]
Sp33d0n: >Last Stand Time.
Erelye: Wait.
Erelye: Listen.
Bill Cipher: [Do you move?]
Erelye: No.
Bill Cipher: [The FAUXES' mouths all open at once. A thick stream of smoke emanates from them. It smells like touch.]
Bill Cipher: [Do you move?]
SplitSuns: no
Erelye: No.
Sp33d0n: >Dual Wield The AV Amp and the Anti-COrruption Beam.
Erelye: Don't do that.
Erelye: At all.
SplitSuns: hold on
Sp33d0n: No?
Bill Cipher: [The stream of smoke immediately rushes towards your exact position. You have an instant to dodge.]
SplitSuns: WAIT
SplitSuns: what happens if we die
SplitSuns: are there checkpoints
Bill Cipher: [Would you like to find out?]
Erelye: I think we just get teleported to the main room again.
Bill Cipher: [You have less than an instant to dodge.]
SplitSuns: should we stay
Erelye: Should we?
SplitSuns: yes
Sp33d0n: >dodge.
Erelye: I say a tentative yes.
Erelye: Stay.
SplitSuns: why not
Bill Cipher: [You are skewered through the chest.]
SplitSuns: if this doesn't work then
SplitSuns: oh
Erelye: Nice.
Erelye: Wait.
Bill Cipher: [You crumple to the ground, expressionless.]
Bill Cipher: [The FAUXES all laugh. They create a deafening roar as they do so. Hs fill the air.]
Bill Cipher: [What do you do, in your last act?]
Erelye: Hmm.
SplitSuns: the official command we decide on will be preceded with an >
Erelye: Complete the phrase, perhaps? Append an MTT to that What Lies Beyond.
SplitSuns: should we flash the glasses at them
Erelye: I don't think those are the ones from 7x7, though.
Bill Cipher: There is an actual solution to this.
SplitSuns: hmm
SplitSuns: should we say fish can pop
Sp33d0n: look up the walkthrough
Nomble: pull a shia suprise and somehow revive
SplitSuns: there isn't a walkthrough, unfortunately
Erelye: Are these Fauxes from that Fish Can Pop arcade game?
Bill Cipher: [No.]
Erelye: Alright.
SplitSuns: should we say the recent past is recalled
Bill Cipher: *[What do you do, in your last act?]*
SplitSuns: and see if that time skips us out
SplitSuns: or something
Erelye: Hah.
SplitSuns: no i'm serious
SplitSuns: it's the only thing i can think of
Erelye: I don't see why not. The worst that could happen is rendering this game unplayable in death.
SplitSuns: yeah
Erelye: Go for it.
SplitSuns: > say "The recent past is recalled."
Bill Cipher: [You say your final words into the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER. "...The recent past is recalled."]
Bill Cipher: [The mountain of sound over the FAUXES immediately condenses into a giant sword of HARD LIGHT, which drops from the air like a stone.]
Bill Cipher: [All of the FAUXES themselves are rendered completely defenseless, as you have manipulated the HARD LIGHT that gives their forms shape.]
Bill Cipher: [You slay all one hundred FAUXES.]
SplitSuns: wait did i actually do a did
Erelye: And, what of our wounds?
SplitSuns: did i done do a do
Sp33d0n: Yes
Bill Cipher: [You blink once. Then twice. You find yourself somehow able to stand.]
Erelye: Fascinating.
Bill Cipher: [You are very dizzy, and worse for the wear. But alive.]
Bill Cipher: [Perhaps the HARD LIGHT's unnatural light is giving you sustenance? You certainly feel warmer.]
Erelye: Observe chamber once more. Is there an EXIT DOOR?
Bill Cipher: [No. But you believe you know how to make one.]
Sp33d0n: >AV Amp, tell a door to appear?
Bill Cipher: [The sword of HARD LIGHT is still on the ground. It dominates the entire chamber.]
Erelye: Pick it up.
Nomble: Break open a wall?
Sp33d0n: >Slash a wall open with the sword.
Erelye: One step at a time, please.
Erelye: Just pick it up, first.
Bill Cipher: [By "it dominates the entire chamber," you mean that it is literally the length of the chamber. There's no way in hell you're picking it up. Besides, you'd burn your hands off if you tried.]
Erelye: Hands are an illusion of society. We don't need them.
Sp33d0n: >Tell the sword to peirce the wall.
Erelye: Grunkle Stan was just fine without hands.
Bill Cipher: [If you speak into the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER again, the SWORD will turn back into sound, and since there is not a constant source of sound in the room anymore, you will be unable to create HARD LIGHT.]
Bill Cipher: [It is worth mentioning that the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER comes with a DIAL in addition to the base MICROPHONE.]
Erelye: Oh, yes. Look at the options on the dial.
Sp33d0n: (Since when does Hard Light hurt? You can walk on it in Portal?)
Erelye: I forgot about it.
Bill Cipher: ((Only because you have super-resistant boots.))
Bill Cipher: (("These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." - GLaDOS))
Sp33d0n: (ok)
Erelye: > Look at the options on the dial, as I said.
Bill Cipher: [The DIAL has no options. It is merely a DIAL that you can turn in any direction, but at one increment at a time.]
Erelye: Examine number of increments.
Sp33d0n: >turn it one increment to the left.
Bill Cipher: [The number appears to be meaningless - it just represents an amount that you can turn it with one motion. The actual number of times you can turn it in a single direction seems to be infinite.]
Nomble: Execute science.
Erelye: Turn one left, then.
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL once. The sword turns into Kirby.]
Sp33d0n: Wot
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL once. Kirby turns into a computer monitor.]
Erelye: Hah.
Nomble: ~~Hack the octogon.~~
Erelye: Twist it again.
Erelye: Same direction as the others.
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL once. The computer monitor turns into an EXIT DOOR.]
Yung Venuz: nioce
Sp33d0n: >Pick up the exit door and take it to a wall.
Nomble: Don't do that.
Erelye: No. Just enter the door.
Bill Cipher: [It doesn't appear that you can walk through this EXIT DOOR, or interact with it in any way, seeing as if you physically touch it, you will burn into pieces. In addition, the EXIT DOOR doesn't seem to lead anywhere.]
crystalcat: Enter the exit door.
Bill Cipher: [There is a transmission.]
crystalcat: Danr.
Bill Cipher: ["Cave Johnson here. I'm assuming that you actually completed the test at this point. If you somehow haven't, then I'm assuming your dead. Let's get the latter speech out of the way first. If you're dead, I can take great solace in the fact that your corpse cannot hear me, or at least, should not be able to. That means I can insult you at how you're a failure to Science all I want! But it would also ruin morale, which the lab monkeys have told me is crucial to continued testing. So, in short: you're spineless. Now, if you're still alive..."]
Erelye: ((/AFK.))
Bill Cipher: ["You should have picked up on the fact that the dial to the amplifier can turn hard-light into various shapes. But what you don't have is a way to make those shapes *real.* To fix this problem, and to actually make an impossible test possible, I give you a nifty little tool."]
Bill Cipher: [An aperture in the ceiling opens up. A sphere of an indeterminate metal drops through.]
Sp33d0n: Loot Sphere.
Bill Cipher: ["Just pop that little doohickey open, and *carefully* retract the canister in the Amplifier meant to hold what's inside that sphere. Attach it, reseal it, and you're in business. As for what's actually in that sphere, well, I'll let you know before you open it. I'd really let you take a risk, but what's in there is too crucial to go unmentioned."]
Bill Cipher: ["It's called the Refiner's Fire. Good luck."]
Bill Cipher: [The transmission ends.]
SplitSuns: ...oh shit
SplitSuns: > pop open the sphere
Bill Cipher: [You open the sphere. A fluctuating ball of pink flame is visible inside. You guess correctly that this is THE REFINER'S FIRE. What do you do with it?]
Sp33d0n: >Open AV Amp
Nomble: Carefully.
Bill Cipher: [You open the bottom end of the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER. A hollow cylinder slides into view with the purpose of holding THE REFINER'S FIRE.]
crystalcat: >Fill canister.
Nomble: Carefully.
Sp33d0n: Carefully slot The Fire into the Cylinder
Bill Cipher: [You fill the AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER with THE REFINER'S FIRE. The cylinder snaps back into place. The MICROPHONE of the AMPLIFIER now glows with an unearthly pink hue. It appears that you can switch this effect off at will by pressing the bottom of the AMPLIFIER.]
Sp33d0n: Solidify Door
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL. A low rumble emanates from the AMPLIFIER as the HARD-LIGHT EXIT DOOR is refined into an actual EXIT DOOR. Impossibly, though the DOOR is not attached to a wall, you can see a new room through it. It is presumably safe to walk through.]
Sp33d0n: Walk through
Bill Cipher: [You enter the EXIT DOOR.]
Bill Cipher: [You enter TEST CHAMBER ⁂-05, the final chamber of this branch. A transmission starts up.]
Sp33d0n: Can I turn the door back into a sword after I enter it?
crystalcat: uh. Probably not.
crystalcat: We went through, after all.
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Bill Cipher: [The transmission ends.]
Sp33d0n: ok
Nomble: Key is probect.
Pope Cipurr: as would be expected i suppose
Sp33d0n: Twist the dial on the Amp
W32Coravint: Yeah, key is probect.
Bill Cipher: ((You decoded it and didn't share it? Shameful.))
Nomble: Asterism here. The senses are a fickle bunch. Humans are only capable of perceiving five. Truthfully, though I cannot understand them, there are more. What I do understand is how one sense can be easily shifted into another. Reality is not without flaws. Sound melds into shape. Your observation of existence was designed to keep you sheltered from the truth. It takes a powerful god to refine the lies in pink fire.
crystalcat: ["asterism isn't here. the senses are a fickle bunch. humans are only capable of perceiving five. truthfully, though i cannot understand them, there are more. what i do understand is how one sense can be easily shifted into another. reality is not without flaws. sound melds into shape. your observation of existence was designed to keep you sheltered from the truth. it takes a powerful god to refine the lies in pink fire.]
Nomble: I didn't decode it, just find the key.
Sp33d0n: Three incriments to the right
crystalcat: dammit.
Bill Cipher: ((It should say Asterism here, not isn't here. That was my mistake.))
crystalcat: Nomble's is better, deleting mine.
Bill Cipher: [You contemplate using your AUDIOVISUAL AMPLIFIER, but hesitate. You haven't yet examined the chamber.]
crystalcat: > Examine chamber.
Bill Cipher: [The chamber is fairly small. Its distinguishing features are a table with a radio on it, and a small SPEAKER in the ceiling. There is an EXIT DOOR on the other side of the room, but it is unlit. You have a feeling that it will not respond to your presence, and therefore will not open.]
Sp33d0n: >Turn on the Radio
Bill Cipher: [You step towards the RADIO, but the instant you do, the SPEAKER hisses to life. A voice plays itself over the SPEAKER. "You are an artist. The world is your canvas. Make art." The RADIO comes to life of its own accord. It begins playing a song. Moonlight Sonata.]
Erelye: ((/UNAFK.))
Bill Cipher: [It is worth of note that THE REFINER'S FIRE is still active.]
crystalcat: >Activate the amplifier, turn off the Fire.
Sp33d0n: Disable the Fire
Erelye: So, you've finally plugged the existence of hyper light into your works, eh? Good job.
Bill Cipher: [You disable THE REFINER'S FIRE. You speak into the AMPLIFIER. What you see is... beautiful.]
Sp33d0n: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

For the Mood
Bill Cipher: [The winding pitch of a song, and not just a blast of sound, creates a whirling spiral of HARD-LIGHT across the chamber. You are utterly mesmerized. You swear you can hear vibrations coming off of the HARD-LIGHT that sound just like the sonata itself.]
Bill Cipher: [The EXIT DOOR remains unlit. You have a feeling you must do more with your piece of art. You must make it your own.]
crystalcat: Hrm.
crystalcat: >twiddle the DIAL a bit.
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL once to the left. The spiral turns into a nine-pointed star.]
Nomble: Start singing to add to the Sonata.
Sp33d0n: >Keep twiddling.
W32Coravint: no don't do that
Bill Cipher: [The voice in the SPEAKERS flares up. "Mh. Nine is good. The star? Lacking. Keep going."]
W32Coravint: don't sing yet
Sp33d0n: Twist it *half* an increment
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL once to the left. The nine-pointed star turns into a giant broken skull.]
Bill Cipher: [The voice in the SPEAKERS flares up. "Hideous!"]
Bill Cipher: ["...Hideously *beautiful.* But still not what I'm looking for."]
Bill Cipher: [You try to twist the DIAL half an increment to the left, but the HARD LIGHT suddenly spasms all across the room. You stop, and it settles back into the shape of a skull. You feel like you should not attempt that again.]
Sp33d0n: Twist it some more.
W32Coravint: okay one increment
W32Coravint: to the left
Bill Cipher: [You twist the DIAL once to the left. The giant broken skull turns into an gigantic door flanked by two pillars. The voice in the SPEAKERS audibly gasps.]
Bill Cipher: ["It's... it's ***perfect.*** Thank you, artist."]
Bill Cipher: ["I now know what to find!"]
Bill Cipher: [The SPEAKERS shut off.]
Bill Cipher: [The EXIT DOOR lights up. You are free to leave.]
Sp33d0n: >Examine the room one more time
Erelye: That's a Gate reference.
Yung Venuz: ^
Bill Cipher: [The chamber is fairly small. Its distinguishing features are a table with a radio on it, an exquisite HARD-LIGHT GATE, and a small SPEAKER in the ceiling. There is an EXIT DOOR on the other side of the room.]
Sp33d0n: >Solidify the Gate
Bill Cipher: [You activate THE REFINER'S FIRE and refine THE GATE. Its transcendent majesty stupefies you.]
Bill Cipher: [THE GATE opens. An object falls out of it. It then vanishes entirely, fading into dying pink embers.]
Bill Cipher: [Do you take the object?]
crystalcat: Examine the object first.
Bill Cipher: [It is unexaminable.]
crystalcat: Fine, then. >Take the object.
Bill Cipher: [You got **GODHEAD.**]
Erelye: Nice.
crystalcat: If it's a head I will be _.
Sp33d0n: Godhead?
Erelye: If it's the Godhead in AO, I will sue.
Bill Cipher: [**GODHEAD,** yes. You didn't stutter.]
crystalcat: A Godhead is behind the Gate.
crystalcat: Whoops./
Nomble: inb4 head of bnkuek
crystalcat: **GODHEAD**
Bill Cipher: [The EXIT DOOR is fully lit, at any rate.]
Pope Cipurr: "it's the head of brine, aka the bloody jism"
Pope Cipurr: \*banned\*
Erelye: Press onwards. No time for dawdling and contemplation.
Bill Cipher: [You pass through the DOOR, making it to a cylindrical chamber with a circular platform on it and an OLD COMPUTER. A transmission is broadcasted.]
Bill Cipher: ["Cave Johnson here. If you're here, you got rid of that thing messing with the speakers. Satiated its lust for art, right? Never understood art, myself. Too subjective. It's great that you got that thing off of our backs, though! It was breathing down our neck, slithering like an... Anyway."]
Bill Cipher: ["You know the drill. Computer. Buttons. Press 'em. Cave Johnson, we're done here."]
Bill Cipher: [The transmission ends.]
crystalcat: >Do so.
Erelye: Press the buttons.
Bill Cipher: [You press all the BUTTONS on the COMPUTER. Its screen dissolves into static. Then, a few things happen at once.]
Bill Cipher: [The COMPUTER dispenses a SLIP OF PAPER. The COMPUTER dispenses a GEM CORE. The CIRCULAR PLATFORM whirrs to life and changes from glowing to blue to glowing to orange.]
Bill Cipher: [Please input commands.]
Nomble: Read paper.
The_Flaming_Toast: >Observe GEM CORE.
Bill Cipher: [It is a SLIP OF PAPER with some words on it. l1zardaster1sm | ch01r1nv1s1ble]
Sp33d0n: Lizard Ampersand | Choir Invisible
Bill Cipher: [You observe the GEM CORE. It is a gem with four distinct edges, each glowing a different color. They're dull and muted, but you can see pink, blue, green, and grey. Or is it pink, blue, yellow, and white? It's... hard to tell.]
Nomble: oh look a password thingy
Bill Cipher: [Please input command.]
SplitSuns: nice, another code
Erelye: "That's a defiance of the Great Separation Concordat. I'll have your head for this."
SplitSuns: i should probably input that
Bill Cipher: ((Probect Pinary is above the Narrative, Conflict, and Fiction. He literally does not give a shit.))
Sp33d0n: what>
Erelye: Ah, but *I* do.
Bill Cipher: ((But at any rate, what makes you so sure this is strictly a reference to AO?))
Erelye: Please.
Bill Cipher: ((Okay yeah the colors are.))
Erelye: Hah.
Bill Cipher: ((But you'll have to wait and see for what else could happen.))
Erelye: Eh. Carry on.
Bill Cipher: [Please input commands.]
Nomble: Does the computer have a keyboard?
Bill Cipher: [No. You pressed all the buttons on it. It is displaying static, and is inoperable now. There is, however, a large COMPUTER hooked up to a GATE outside of PROJECT SEVEN-X-SEVEN'S CIRCULAR HALL containing the entrances to every series of TEST CHAMBERS. You could input the credentials into it.]
Nomble: I do so.
Bill Cipher: [To make your way back to said COMPUTER, you'll have to leave the test chamber via the circular platform.]
Sp33d0n: Use the Victory Elevator
Nomble: Do so?
Bill Cipher: [You step onto the CIRCULAR PLATFORM, every molecule in your body disassembling and reassembling itself. You are now back at the CENTRAL HUB with the NINE DOORS.]
Bill Cipher: [Would you like to save your game?] [Y] [N]
Sp33d0n: y
Bill Cipher: [Saving...]
Bill Cipher: [Saving...]
Bill Cipher: [Saving...]
Bill Cipher: [Game saved.]
Bill Cipher: [Would you like to quit?] [Y] [N]
Bill Cipher: [Game auto-quitting.]
Bill Cipher: [Command terminated.]