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Jump 155: Futurama

Jan 25th, 2018 (edited)
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  1. Jump #155: Futurama
  2. >Ace of Pentacles (A new foundation from which to turn your dreams into reality.)
  3. >Age: 14
  4. >Location: New New York
  5. >Identity: Robot
  6. >Drawbacks: Shut Up And Take My Money (+300)
  7. Did someone mention blackjack and hookers?! Because I have a sudden urge just to indulge Bender. This won't end well, but it WILL end hilariously, every time.
  8. >Would Move The Stars (1100)
  9. In fact, give me time to think and I'm sure I'll find a way.
  10. >No Delta Brainwave (500)
  11. What did you expect? I'm a robot. Of course I don't have a delta brainwave.
  12. >Bending (Free, Robot)
  13. Such abilities are a terrible burden, I must keep them secret, otherwise Bender would never forgive me. Though he'll keep taking my money, I'm sure.
  14. >Upgrades (300, Robot)
  15. Being a robot lends plug-and-play an entirely different meaning.
  16. >Backup (0, Robot)
  17. Having a reliable backup is a must!
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  19. ...it's Futurama, there's no way in hell I can give a summary, all I can say is that it's going to be fun. Not pinching any tech from here though - everything is way too reliant on the local laws of physics to be useful elsewhere.
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