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joshclark576 Sep 22nd, 2019 149 Never
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  1.  
  2. I'm gonna fly some planes
  3. Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
  4. I'm I'm Osama
  5. Run tell Obama
  6. I'm your fucking uncle
  7.  
  8. I walk into a airplane like
  9. Bro man salam
  10. This will be bumpy ride
  11. Put your seat belt on
  12. I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
  13. The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
  14. It's about to get crazy
  15. When it's time to pray
  16. I strap grenade to a baby
  17. "Allah save me"
  18. Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
  19. Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
  20.  
  21. Okay now turn left
  22. I SAID TURN LEFT
  23. "For everything else... there's Mastercard"
  24.  
  25. Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
  26. Let's start over
  27. Hi we're gonna die
  28. Here's a plastic bag for cover bro
  29. Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
  30. And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
  31. I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
  32. P;uitgf)(*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan
  33. Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
  34. Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
  35. You heard of One Direction?
  36. I'm in Al Qaedirection
  37. My name is Zayn Hussein
  38. I flew a plane on 9/11
  39. Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far
  40. I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
  41. I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
  42. All the terrorists are like "oh he got a telephone"
  43.  
  44. I'm gonna drive a cab
  45. Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
  46. I'm I'm Osama
  47. Sorry for the drama
  48. Where should I drop you off at (Thank you)
  49.  
  50. I'm gonna drop some bags
  51. At the marathon up in Boston
  52. "TOO SOON"
  53. Shit I blew my balls off
  54. Whatchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin
  55. Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden
  56. This nigga, will fuck your kid and kidnap your parents
  57. One man's terrorist's another man's arab
  58. I'm a bad man bitches
  59. I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
  60. I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
  61. Come and find me everybody I'm right here
  62. Hide and go seek champion 12 years
  63. I'm selling you slurpees at 7/11
  64. Up in Dearborn chilling with Saddam and his mothafuckers
  65. I lead a Syrian rebellion mothafucker
  66. I'm in New York on welfare mothafucker
  67. They be like "you must pay for 9/11"
  68. I'm like "Bro, can I pay you in Trident Layers?"
  69. I give you free Chili gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3 and a Angry Birds t-shirt
  70. I call that a gift from me to your nation
  71. I call that a full 9/11 compensation
  72. Now we're squared up
  73. And the Kardashians have always worked for me
  74. I just wanna get that cleared up
  75. Anyone you see with a turbin is workin' for me
  76. Will we ever see middle east peace?
  77. Nigga please
  78. They'll always be 1 or 2 jihads at least
  79. Watch me spit a flow bro (Here we go)
  80. I got back hand like Macklemore (What)
  81. A bitch walk up and I smack a whore
  82.  
  83. I'm gonna pop some caps
  84. Homie got dynamite in my jacket
  85. I'm I'm Osama
  86. Get ready for the summer
  87. Shit's about to blow up
  88.  
  89. I wear the baddest robes
  90. I chill with bad ass bros
  91. Like David Allan Coe, Al Assad, and Camel Joe
  92. I wear the baddest bombs
  93. I kill americans
  94. I win the marathons
  95. Taylor Swift has camel toe
  96.  
  97. I'm gonna fly some planes
  98. Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
  99. I'm I'm Osama
  100. Run tell Obama
  101. Let me fly Air Force One
  102. (Oops)
  103.  
  104. Thank you
  105. First I need to thank, Jesus
  106. Without him there could be no 9/11
  107. I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama [clears throat]
  108. Obama, sorry hummus in my throat
  109. Jihad Xpress for the last minute job
  110. The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas
  111. Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name
  112. And thank you R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly
  113. Thank you
  114. Oh and the fans, thank you to the fans
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