Goddess of the Lake

p1
>Hello. I am the goddess of this lake.
>Did you drop this Golden Kuroki-san
>or this Silver Kuroki-san?

>I dropped both.
>Ucchi!?

>Ucchi, it's the goddess of the lake, so...
>You've got to be honest...
>I'm sorry. I didn't quite hear that.
>I'll ask you one more time. Which did you drop?

>The regular gross Kuroki.
>Ucchi!?

>...
>Kuroki-san isn't gross or anything.
>I can't give her to people who would say that kind of thing.

p2
>Why!?
>Ucchi...

>Kuroki~~~~!
>Ucchi!?