Good Morning, USA

Good morning, USA
I've got a feeling that today will be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky has a smile on its face
And he's shining a salute to the American race
Boy, it's swell to say
Thank god we're in the USA
It's clear to me today
Nothing can go wrong unless you're blue or you're gay
I'll salute the flag
Then go off to my day
As the "Deputy Deputy Director" of the CIA
Thank god that I can say
Glory to the USA
Exhibiting American pride within
I feel like I'm the perfect model citizen
And if I have a problem with one of your quirks
I'll make sure to point it out, let you find a way to make it work
God, this world makes me wanna say
Thank god I'm in the USA
And each morning I greet the day;
Good morning, USA
Good morning, USA
Good morning, USA!