Just.. Imagine for a second.  Just what you got yourself into

   You Stillborn cumstain Sillyboi, Brian Doucher..
Passion, Energy, Compulsion, Wit, Strength, Romanticism, Worship, Devotion, Dedication, Loyalty, Smarts, and Social skills to spare.
This is how this is going to go down.

Do you REALLY feel like a man when you push Claress around?
Everyday is another excuse for me to figure it out it, you fucking extremely pathetic Social Disgrace.

   Mark these words: Stay. Away. From. Claress.   If you know what's good for you, that is. (Make no mistake, your shit will get mercilessly wrecked and fucking purely owned.)
All this will hurt; I see what's going down.
I see the dark inside.  I'll disconnect with no regrets, just living life.
Your city will burn.  All this will hurt.

   Enjoy your new LIVELY Reputation as a Puny, Pathetic, low-life scum.  Who will (LITERALLY) Dickmouth anyone (even an incredibly close friend) for really... No Good Particular Reason.

   All this time, Brian.  I've been trying to figure out...
(Honestly)
Just how you are this fucking pathetic. (Why you're a douche to literally everyone you meet/know.)
Then I learned...
[Make no mistake, you're not going to win you fucking sorry pathetic loser.]
   The handjob you got from Ashley only lasted 20 seconds, and you couldn't even keep it up all the way (LMFAO... Sexually frustrated and taking out frustration by being  a big fucking douche much?)
 I've already spread this, and the dickmouthing thing to everyone you and I know.
Make no mistake, you are a very sad, pathetic, little boy.
Make no mistake, you are a Social Disgrace.
Make NO MISTAKE, STAY.
AWAY.
FROM.
CLARESS.  Right this second.

  Make not one mistake Sillyboi, your city will burn and All... All of this will hurt.
It is DUE TIME to let this one go Kid, you and I know both that I am better than you in literally, Everyfucking way possible. (Well, you're better at being an extremely Stupid, spoiled, plain and
simple: Punk ass fucking bitch with no balls.)

PS: Don't bite your friends; seems like a VERY SIMPLE IDEA but you've HARDLY figured it out.
-Thanks, the Management.